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/afl/ Round 23 Saturday Edition

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Pies vs. Demons
Lions vs. Norf
Bloods vs. Bloos
Cats vs. Giants
Poort vs. Suns
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first for based /iggs/ tbqh
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Basedbane tbqh lads.
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who /dabloos/ here?
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>80 points, 155.71%
>72 points, 127.38%
>Geelong (P)
What went so horribly, horribly wrong?
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yfw Swans win the flag
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threepeating a coleman in the modern era; is the AFL understating how much an achievement this could be? is it #vicbias or just plain old ABWCE-ism?
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7th for gaj is still a cunt
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>>77811841
>position someone so that they are the target for the ball and their sole purpose is to score goals
wow such talent. at least buddy is versatile and same as that faggot with the moustache
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>>77812357

This butthurt faggot is everywhere now.
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>>77811841
paint him brown and watch the cucktorians gush over him
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Collingwood will WIN today, they'll finally beat the Dees for once and purge the unholy team from the 8!
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this is going to end badly
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collingwood by 17
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post yfw Ross Lyon repays his debt to the saints and rolls the injectors by 6 goals
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Who /doggies/ here?

>tfw we're laughing stock of AFL
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>>77812691
begat the chaos, suffereth the chaos
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>>77811607
>GF at the MCG when the Dome suited their gamestyle more
>playing against a champion team that was hungry due to choking the year before
>in general teams that kick scores tend to fare better in finals than teams who are great defensively
>and a bit of bad luck
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nuffies on afl pages needs to stop blocking out the fucking names, honestly
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Can't fucking wait for the Dees to commit suicide here
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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whats youre job /afl/?
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Looking forward to the Wake in Fright tv show, it's actually looking pretty good. Think it might actually be better than the movie
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>/afl/ is always dead until the swans or giants play
lel
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>>77813041
kek

KEK

it looks complete dogshit
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>melbshit peemons
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would be a great kek if demons missed the 8, how can we make it happen?
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>>77813156
>lel

Fuck off back to rddit you little faggot. I hope your future girlfriend / wife and children die from aids after gettting raped by a nigger you stupid faggot. Just die, you fucking cancerous gay cunt low iq dumb fuckshit.
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>>77813236
t. Richmond supporter
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lel

LEL
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>>77813228
Almost impossible, Essendon and West Coast would have to win by massive margins I'm pretty sure. I'd prefer dees being in than either of those teams though.
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>>77813247
yeah like i'd support a pathetic cuckbourne club. hang yourself and proceed to shit your pants you stupid dumb cunt lowlife faggot.
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>>77813156
>540 posts last night in a who gives a fuck game
>dead
YGSIU
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>>77813250
this dumb faggot showing his ignorance once again. melbourne lose by 12, west coast only need to win by 12. you're so fucking stupid. honestly, do the world a favour and just fuck off and blow your brains out you dumb cunt fuck.
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Looks like collingwoods skills coaches have ruined young Daicos already, shame
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>>77813268
t. Freo supporter
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>>77813296
Why the fuck does it matter who I support? I am superior to you in every single way. I am more wealthier than you and I fuck more women in a week than you do in a year. Shut the fuck up and end it you worthless fuck.
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JEREMY
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>>77813316
SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY
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>>77813314
>superior in every way
>supports an inferior club
lel
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Someone's going to make a highlight videos of all Howe's hangers once his career is done and its going to be 5 hours long

I have no idea how he just does this on the regular
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The Cuckbourne Demons botching it again. They're SO fucking useless lmao. They'll probably regress after this year and won't make finals for another 10 years. Just watch as West Coast replaces them in the finals. So. Fucking. Shit. LMAO!
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>>77813314
trip on wog
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>>77813314
what the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?
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please
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>>77813341
>lollingwood run out of juice before half time
it's as if you've never watched afl before
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>>77813358
Collingwood aren't running out of juice considering that this is their last game of the year. They're going to FUCKING smash the shitmons. Just watch you little cuck faggot.
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>>77813284
Learn to capitalise your words, it might make you look less like a cretin.
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>>77813376
t. Victorian
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Cheerio Demons you fucking worthless cucks (^:
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>replying to poo poocky
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SWEET revenge for all those Dees losses this year and last. Based Pies punishing them in the best way possible.
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>Sidebottom
Is there a more unfortunate name in the AFL?
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Christ Sandy Roberts needs to retire. Called Hannan Jayden Hunt.
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>4 minutes
>4 behinds
Classic nauth
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Feels fucking good to be an Essendon supporter right now
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If melbourne get fucking spanked and west coast win their game CIAO CIAO DEES!
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>>77813422
Pretty sure he knows like 5 players on each team
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Realistically, would you tank if you were one of these teams?
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>>77813471
yes
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2017 Dees are the 2016 Dogs
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anyone got a stream to the lions game?
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>>77813466
I remember he was calling Hawthorn player Billy Hartung Duryea for a whole half of the game.
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>>77813485
But the dogs made the 8 last year numbnuts.
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>>77813471

thought north would, given their percentage.
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Are Melbourne tanking in the hopes that they don't have to play the swans in the first week of finals?
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>1.7
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>1.7
yeah they're tanking
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>>77813532
>tanking
They're just norfing
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>>77813499
and they'll make the 8 this year
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Taylor Adam's dyed hair looks shocking.
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>>77813555
How? West Coast will beat adelaide and essendon will beat freo.
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>1.8
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What will it take for the Saints to make the 8 assuming Dees get fucked?
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>>77813471
Not that much difference between first and second draft pick wise. Club culture is more important.

Brisbane have actually looked quite good as of late. They'll smash it home.
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>>77813617
Saints need to win by a big margin and hope Essendope and West Coast Peegles lose.
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>>77813471
Brisbane can't afford to tank, wins get people through the gate which they're desperate for.
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HAWKS lads
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>>77813585
>5.0 to 1.8

get fucked norf
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The Collingwood tank is also underway lads
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gws or cats lads

need an answer NOW
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Congrats on the spoon North
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>>77813739
reckoning the giants will be firing up their furnaces from here tbqh
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>>77813739
Giants, easy
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>>77813739
I look at the GWS line up it is, by quite some margin, the most talented list in the league. Normally teams have a very noticeable "bottom 6" but that just isnt present for the Giants. I back them for tor this game, and if they don't win the premiership it will be because of either coaching or getting SHOOK during finals.

Also that Kirby cunt in Collingwood is 18 but looks fucken 28
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>Nutsack
He got too cocky
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Typical Goldsack
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So will the magpies fuck this up in the usual fashion or are the Dees determined to lose another chance for finals?
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Dees will be better off losing this by a small margin and letting Essendon get 7th and play Sydney
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Crows will lose on purpose
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>that footage of the asian lady trying to get a selfie with buddy
lel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-16Aqs8NZ_s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mngtcfcaVrI
>tfw no pretty girl to watch afl with you
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>>77813845
>Adelaide tank to try and get Richmond in the QF
>Richmond lose and Adelaide have to play Sydney instead
>get BTFO again
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holy shit

>the melbourne peemons
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>>77813837
they've already dropped two percentage points on the live ladder, if iggles and essendon get up they're out of the 8
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The love for Bucks is a powerful force to overcome
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Jesus Christ Demons
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KEK fucking dees
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CARN THE PIES
SWEET, SWEET REVENGE
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eh iggles aren't going to beat Adelaide, not worried, would much rather finish 8th than play Sydney at home
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I knew it
I fucking knew it
It was too good to be true
Fuck it all
I hope Mt Buller still has snow
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WE'RE THE EAGLES
THE WEST COAST EAGLES
AND WE'RE HERE
TO SHOW YOU WHY
WE'RE THE BIG BIRDS
KINGS OF THE BIG GAME
WE'RE THE EAGLES
WE'RE FLYING HIGH
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>>77814169
>Adelaide resting tex and talia, playing the iggles in Perth
>iggles playing to secure finals spot
>Adelaide have nothing to play for

I'm not so convinced champ
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gonna be great to bully PerthChink after Iggs get blown out by 5 goals+ tomorrow
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post yfw da iggles meme a hip
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>>77814226
>>77814169
>the delusion of smallbourne cuckmons
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>>77814243
start preparing better excuses than;
>it's just a competition
>i can get on with my life and not be attached to the outcomes of others
like last year you dogeater. You're going to need new material
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>Pies choke
Don't make it happen again
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I am incredibly uncomfortable with the margin right now.
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Dees have been great in last quarters lately, will probably end up winning
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Fucckk should of put a cheeky 5 on the dees when they were out to 10 dollars!
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Pies are the new norf
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So how can Dees can make finals?
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jesus christ brisbane
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streeeeeam
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are norf trying to put on a show so Martin senpai will notice them or are Brisbane really this fucking bad?
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BIG
STRONG
AMERICAN
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What's for lunch lads? Thinking about ordering a couple pizzas from dominos so I'll have scraps for tea time. They have a 50% off voucher at the moment
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>>77814462
S T R A F F O
T
R
A
F
F
O
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Josh Thomas is shit
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>tfw hungover as fuck
>tfw have to go to a 10 year old's birthdya party later
>tfw no money on my bank card so can't get ubereats

why is life so tough
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What happened, lads? I thought Brisbane had this game in the bag.
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>norfing our way out of a no1 pick

the ride never ends
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>>77814462
shut the fuck up you faggot fat faggot. go get gassed you shameful fat queer
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>>77814462
>he doesn't walk down to the local bakery on a Saturday and buy some fresh bread to go with the leftover meat from last night

if you can't make your own elite sandwich I don't want to know about you 2bh
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Why is it that every single time Pies play Dees they always get outrun every bloody time?
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Fucking demons. If I was one of their supporters I'd prepare the noose, if I hadn't already done so. Surprised they have any supporters left
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really would like a stream for the pies game laddy lads
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>>77814508
http://www.myfeed4u.tv/watch/2167169/2/Collingwood-Magpies-vs-Melbourne-Demons.html
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>>77814502
t. Richmond supporter
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>>77814496
Norf stopped kicking points
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Wow NRL actually got a crowd over 10k outside of Brisbane last night

good job good effort
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>da pis
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PLEASE don't fuck this up
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kek

KEK

K E K
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>>77814512
Yeah like i'd support a pathetic cuckbourne club. hang yourself and proceed to shit your pants you stupid dumb cunt lowlife faggot.
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>>77814534
t. Freo supporter
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>>77814510
ta
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>GOLDSACK
Thank God for the BSA
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>americans
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>>77814502
>>77814534
you must be fun at parties
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You may only post in this thread if your state is currently represented in the top 8.

Not so fast cuckland and worst cuckstralia
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>norf getting umped this hard
For what purpose?
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>>77814537
Fuck up you little faggot I support West Coast. Who do you support? My club literally earns more in a year than yours does in a decade you minnow supporting little faggot.
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Rugby is why Australia invented AFL. Singlet swinging bounce ball pot shots at goal screams Dingo.
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>>77814557
>minnow
uhm, this isn't the main board on big footy sweetie :) xx
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Disappointing debut from the leading VFL goal kicker
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>>77814558
Average Poo Peelander intelligence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKbQFMOEFTs
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Congrats Brisbane on getting Cameron Rayner I guess
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>>77814557
>measuring a team's worth by their profit margin

Worst Coast supporters truly are the seppos of Australian football

>>77814558
Actually AFL was invented so we had something to shitpost about when it's too rainy to play cricket
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>>77814557
"your" club which you earn no profits from? So you're pleased that a business is generating revenue? Congrats. I support the Swans who have the best culture in the AFL, something your prized money can't buy
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>Ben Brown on 7 goals
He got robbed of the Coleman by that Collingwood thug
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HAHA it's OVER

Melbourne is FINISHED
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>PerthGook blowing a gasket again
Mainwaring yourself you brown chink
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im drinking all this alchol and taking all these benzos and i just wont fukcing pass out to end this suffering getting real pissed off wjhat the fuck am i doing wrong
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>>77814584
not only can't their money buy it, their money actively funds the destruction of whatever culture they had through drugs, whores and connections to John Kizon still.
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>>77814612
Simon is that you?
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I really really hope iggs beat the crows
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>trips over own team mate
KEK

fold this pathetic 'club'
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>>77814612
sounds like you need to go to some more parties lad
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I know a girl who used to be a receptionist at a brothel here in Perth and she said every Wednesday without fail Cousins and Chick would come in and be off their fucking heads on crystal and buy a few whores each. Sad.
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Why do they keep doing this to me
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>Dees getting impatient as Pies grind the clock
Kek, looks so glorious watching this
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>>77814644
KEK
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>de mons
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>West Coast need to win by 5 goals for the Demons to not make the finals
>. . .
>They're playing the Crows
Well that was anticlimactic.
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AHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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going to be a lot of angry audi drivers on Melbourne's roads tonight lads, I'd be careful out there
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BASED COLLINGWOOD
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>peemons
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OFF TO THE SNOW
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>>77814681
Better watch yourself around rafters and tree branches too tonight
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COOOOOOOOLLLLINGGGGWOOOOOOOOD
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So if the Saints can #DoitforRoo tomorrow Essendon will play finals in Melbourne >:)
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win today= guaranteed SCGdoku

lose today= risky, but good chance of winning a final
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I really like Buckley desu
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>women get a state of origin and we get a meme match
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I dislike Buckley.
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What the actual fuck. Melbourne’s lost the fucking plot
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>>77814709
>Melbourne tanking for advantages again
Ban them.
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I need a guide on how to turn my dees scarf into a noose
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>>77814726
It would probably crack under pressure anyway
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>>77814738
kek
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>>77814738
H O W L I N G
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>>77814738
You're killing me
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need Hogan play, for fucks sakes what is it this time
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red vs blue
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I feel pretty bad for Carlton and the Gold Cunts today
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why are the peemons so shit
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Really don't care about this fight tomorrow lads
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>>77814810
They only still exist because they were founded first. Like that ugly heritage building nobody likes but you still have to see every day because "muh heritage"
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>>77814838
Literally could make this argument for every cucktorian team.
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>>77814865
You can't though. Melbourne are the only team who survive the question of relocation or folding by being old
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>Adelaide is going to get straight setted by Geelong and Sydney
Can't wait for 5AA.
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>>77814811
Why it's more important than every AFL game combined in history
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I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
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>>77814341
Betcucks are this retarded
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>>77814890
Sorry m8 I couldn't care less about a literally who potato and nignog punching the shit out of each other, it's the latest social fad, don't be a sucker for those kinds of things unless you've always cared about that sport
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Since Carlton are obviously going to lose anyway, would it be better for them to get properly btfo so they get a better draft pick?

Nobody is going to say they tanked when Sydney has so much incentive to go all out
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>>77814557
>"My club"
t. artificial product customer
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>>77814890
>0-0 vs old hasbeen
Wow, really exciting stuff. Don't forget to put some money on the outcome got.
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>>77814912
>when Sydney has so much incentive to go all out
Do they?

With how many ladder changes can take place due to win/loss/percentage, all the games should've been played at the same time.
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>>77814811
t. too poor to afford foxtel.
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>>77814948
t. jewtel shill
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>>77814948
>he thinks foxtel is a luxury
Good goy.
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>>77814939
Maxing their percentage is literally the only shot they have at top 4, so yeah

>all the games should've been played at the same time.

foxtel and 7 would literally never allow that, next year we'll probably have a Thursday night game to stretch it out even more
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>>77814880
MCC $$$
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>>77814960
I'm coming from the position that Richmond will win this weekend so Sydney are really just battling Port for who finishes 5th/6th, which offers the choice of what side of the draw you end up on.

>foxtel and 7 would literally never allow that
Yeah. It normally isn't an issue as most of the spots are cemented, but there's far too much room for gaming of the system this time.

At the very least Port and Sydney should've been on at the same time.
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>>77814985
Playing Melbourne instead of Essendon is a pretty notable advantage too, and Richmond winning isn't a certainty now that 8th is up for grabs.

We need a Disgrace of Gijon tier happening to have any chance of them putting two big games on at the same time.
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>>77814370
the STATE of nrl
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Lions to win a hip by 2020 desu
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how about 1st and 5th get to choose their opponent
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>>77815007
The threepeat players will get their hips replaced before Brisbane win another premiership

>>77815008
We can't all play Melbourne
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>>77815035
Brisbane is looking pretty exciting desu.

A few good draftpicks / years into their players and they'll be up there.
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>>77815008
>1st picks 2nd
Now what?
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>>77814890
>important
to who? other than the sweaty cunts at the TAB I can't think of a single person
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why are these goal umpires wearing flat brim caps
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who /iggs/?

destiny is back in >our hands again lads.
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>>77815065
For an interstate team this is a pretty good strategy. Back yourself to beat them at home and force your main competition to play three pre-gf finals games, two of them away from home.

It'd be hard to live down doing it and choking though.
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Carlton might get thirteen'd today
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>>77815083
win by over 17 points at home against a team that are missing their number one forward and defender

>mfrn
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>>77815115
Do you really want to get in the way of the Sydney train?
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>>77815118
Getting smashed in a final is preferable to no finals, desu.
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>>77813034
shitpost spell-checker.
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>>77815118
wouldnt we likely be playing port away?>>77815123
yeah, difference in picks is negligible, finals experience is invaluable
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>>77815115
>win by over 17 points
These are based on a 0-0 scoreline, so +17 needs to become something like +30 if both teams score 100 odd, right?

>>77815118
Port will keep Sydney in 6th. Essenden will knock them out in the first week of the finals.
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Where can you get the best pistachios in melbourne?
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>>77815196
coles
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Wish FILA still made footy jumpers
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>>77813034
I'm Myerbro, I stalk WABA
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>>77815198
they sell FILA at cotton on now, FILA is garbage
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Swans will ruin my multi. I can't believe this shit.
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BUDDY ON COLEMAN WATCH.

GET ON HIM WHILE HE'S STILL DECENT MONEY.
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GOAT
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>>77815249
>Speed kills.
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Hey /AFL/ where do you go after the season is over?

I'm not looking forward to only having a /creic/ thread with NRL autists
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>>77815263
Straffposting in /cric/
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>>77815263
kys newcunt
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>>77815207
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WEITERGOD
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>>77815263
/afl/ runs /cric/ in the summer
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>>77815263
based /ayy/ WILL become elite this season
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>>77815306
well /nrl/ is literally 3 people so that's not surprising
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who /justgotbackfromthegame/ here
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>>77815337
>he lives in melbourne
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>>77814738
>tfw dees pooporter
>tfw still laughed
god help us lads
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>>77815263
>where do you go after the season is over
out into the real world unfortunately. either that or /f1/ and sometimes /heem/ when it's a big card
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>>77815348
>Yes I liven Melbourne, I follow a shitty fucking team, and to top it all off Half Life 3 is confirmed kill literally today. You know what, I hope the Iggles DO knock us out of the finals, we clearly don't deserve to be there
>>
>>77815409
>HL3 is confirmed kill
wait what?
>>
>>77815420

http://www.marclaidlaw.com/epistle-3/
>>
>>77815420
check out the sticky on /v/
>>
hate soccer
hate wogs
>>
hate league
hate fobs
>>
>AFL umpire Ellen Glouftsis in action ... the majority of her colleagues want the Picture
what's the picture lads? arse spread or BJ?
>>
>>77815474
>>77815491
GREAT consecutive posts
>>
hate union
hate whoever it is that watches union
>>
>>77815526
fobs and upper class white people?
>>
>>77815492
elaborate
>>
Post ELITE club songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSDgrYGGd4Q
>>
>>77815611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALRJwPmtczM
>>
>>77815492
>>77815600
that's not how it reads, the word Picture: is a credit to AAP and the ... means there is more to that sentence. She's wog ugly anyway, Chelsea or Rose 4 lyfe
>>
>>77815629
you're wrong her nudes were leaked
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>>77815640
>>
>>77815420
Someone leaked the script so they pulled the plug.
>>
>>77815629
oh i geddit now
>>
Do they do behind tie breakers for the Coleman?
>>
>She's wog ugly anyway,

you shut your whore mouth

she is a beautiful greek goddess
>>
>>77812680
Ross Lyon is the ultimate monkey's paw in footy.
Gets you to the GF but will agonisingly lose it for you multiple times.
>>
>>77815685
nah they cut the medal in half
>>
>>77815696
trip on wog
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maggies new logo
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>>77815769
looks like something the work experience kid who's kind of good with photoshop would have come up with
>>
>>77815769
Lazy. That magpie is good but very dated, they should have touched it up a bit.
>>
Giants or Cats lads, who ya got?
>>
>>77815832
just swapped my tip over to the giants
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hmm.
>>
carrying a few extra kilos atm lads
>>
>>77815850
>bitchmond AND a poort suppoorter
utterly putrid
>>
>>77815769
>Black, white
>and brown
Looks like they're trying to make a medal instead of a logo.
>>
>>77815850
>supported richmond in the vfl and port in the sanfl

simples
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>>77815880
It's Hawthorn actually
>>
>>77815880
>>77815914
Richmond has the same uniform as Glenelg in the SANFL.
>>
>>77815921
Really?
Looks more black than brown.
>>
>>77815941
true. there was probably a load of port fans who were collingwood fans too
>>
bt getting btfo
>>
>>77815769
>Neck craned forward
>Looking away to the side, probably feels euphoric
Not a fan of this virgin pie
>>
>>77815982
explain
>>
vote no lads
>>
wew, Claremont got fucked by the umpires
>>
>ellen glouftsis's parents will never disapprove of you for not being greek

don't wanna live in this world
>>
>>77811607

>16 teams

Those were the days
>>
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>previously, on one tree hill.
>>
>>77816011
He tried to interview dusty and grab a scoop on his future at tigerland, martin completely blew him off
>>
>>>/asp/
>>
welp, looks like after bitchmond lose to saints sydney have the top 4 locked in.
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Lads, I come from Sunday night.
Iggs get smashed, Saints easily beat Tigers by over 4 goals and Jack puts around 3 goals in for a miracle finals entry.
>>
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>>77816051
No, these were the days
>>
>>77816065
>>>/lgbt/
>>
>>77816055
where, on tv or radio? i wanna watch/listen
>>
>>77816079
1981
>peemons
2017
>peemons
>>
>>77816070
Port are the biggest flat track bullies around, Gold Cunts are going to get absolutely rekt tonight
>>
>>77816019
Things that will change if three words in the marriage act are updated to reflect community values: BDM will have to process slightly less modified death certificates, the family court will have slightly less clogged dockets and will function slightly more efficiently

Things that won't change by updating three words in the marriage act: literally every other aspect of social life in australia

Name one - just one - reason to not vote yes.
>>
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>>77816051
>>77816079
*blocks your path*
>>
>>77816079
VFL was perfect before Hawthorn, North and Footscray joined

None of these teams have added anything to the competition. Port Melbourne were robbed thqh
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BfQPpHciUs
>>
I am rarely /iggs/ but the Dees missing the 8 would be fucking brilliant.

GO IGGS
>>
No worries lads, just preventing Josh Kennedy from winning the coleman and stopping a possible Port top 4 spot. No need to thank us.
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>>77815224
Any other betting gods out there?
>>
>>77816106
>war dodging clubs
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are we in for another shit season norfbros?

What do we do about brad scott? Should we have had first draft pick, is fourth good enough?

Will we fuck richmond over and get dustin martin, will it pay off?
>>
>>77816099
Port beating GC by 90+ ? not happening.
>>
>>77816106

>spoon and a hip in the same year

Top fucking kek
>>
TEN

TEEEEEEN
>>
BUDDY CONFIRMED FUCKING ELITE
>>
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Please stop buddy
>>
>tfw you've already dropped a pineapple on buddy for the Coleman and mcgregor
>>
>>77816131

One player does not a team make. He'll be 30 by the time >our kids are fully blooded. >We need to fully bottom out and rebuild through the draft.
>>
BUDDY
U
D
D
Y
>>
Man I see why feigning mental illness and coming back is a big trend now, doing wonders for buddy!
>>
>Iggles miss the finals
>Kennedy misses the Coleman
SEETHING
>>
T E N
E
N

1 0
0 1
>>
>>77816131
We're rebuilding mate, it will be a few years before we get back up to the lofty heights of being btfo in a prelim again
>>
Imagine if franklin was a non-shit mark of the football. How many tons?
>>
Buddy on 1000 goals watch.
>>
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>kicks 6 against shitelaide
>>
whats for dinner cunts
>>
>>77816204
He's be OP af, I can see the same with Darcy Moore if he could mark
>>
>>77816204

He'd be close to 1000 already and a serious chance at Plugger's record.

I reckon he finishes with 1100 odd.
>>
>>77816217
The cheese from underneath your fat sweaty NEET tits.
>>
>>77816217
Chicken and chips with bbq sauce and aioli
>>
>>77816204
Imagine if the AFL enforced their drug policy.
>>
>>77816217
Cat
>>
STOP STOP
THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
>>
Buddy on eleven watch
>>
>>77816181
Maybe I just dont have the patience, but I long for another season of being competitive favorites to make finals.

I love the club but these are hard times in a time where every other club is coming up. Fuckin' Melbourne doesn't deserve the spot this year, we did.
>>
>>77816217
Tai Wah from Mentone
>>
fuck me what is this shit intro
>>
>>77816241
I'd rather be going through a normal rebuilding period than a "your club is broke and going to be relocated to a place you'll never visit" period
>>
>Lance "Buddy" Franklin: 62 points
>Carlton Blues Football Club: 57 points
>>
>>77816107
At least you'll get to see Port Melbourne next week mate
>>
>>77816273
Thank fuck for people like Ron Joseph protesting the potential move to fuckin' gold coast. The day our club shuts its doors in Melbourne is the day North is truly fucking dead.
>>
>Port need to win by +60
>Gold Coast has no Ablett
Do they do it?
>>
>liam jones returns to his normal self now that he got the new contract
>>
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>Carlton
>>
>unironically letting one player score more than your entire team
embarrassing!
>>
No there is like a .4 difference originally, they need to win by a similar amount, 85ish I don't know exactly
>>
>tfw $30 riding on Sydney making the 4

Can't wait for the aints to let me down
>>
>>77816304
no because Richmond will draw with St Kilda ending their hopes at a top 4 spot
>>
Enjoy baiting peelanders in /rug/ lads
>>
>>77816322
>he doesn't bet a pineapple as a minimum
>>
>>77816312
reminds of Pavlich vs Carlton when he kicked 9 UNNA
>>
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>tfw we stopped Kennedy from winning the coleman
get fucked iggs
>>
>>77816370
>being this delusional you think kennedy won't kick 6 on keith
KKKEEEEKKK
>>
>>77816370

>no Talia
>Iggs have nothing to lose

DOUBT.bat
>>
>>77816418
Mate West Coast will be lucky to kick 6
>>
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>Franklin kicks 10 and BTFO of Kennedy for Coleman
>Iggs get BTFO tomorrow by Crows
>no finals or Coleman for iggs
>PerthChink has absolutely nothing to salvage from this season
perfect.
>>
>>77816358
So how much do port have to win by exactly do you know? 75 or so?
>>
>not counting on Daniher getting 10 against Fremantle
>>
>>77816358
If GWS win and Sydney finish 4th, Adelaide will tank tomorrow to avoid playing Sydney, meaning West Coast will likely finish 8th
>>
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Who /readytoneckthemselvestomorrow/ here?
>>
>>77816471
"no"
>>
>>77816481
God I hope you do it
>>
>>77816481
Please seriously kill yourself.
>>
>>77816471
Sounds like a good way to get your club banned from the finals
>>
>>77816481
Go for it senpai
>>
>>77816501
t. scared melbourne fan
>>
>>77816106
what the fuck this is hilarious
>>
>>77816466

Daniher will kick 2 at best. Most overrated player in the comp.
>>
>>77816481
Don't worry mate, Richmond choking to you guys and going out to Essendon week 1 is a near certainty
>>
>>77816574
will Dimma then be sacked?
>>
>>77816556
>perthchink thinks I support Melbin
>perthchink thinks that people don't just want to see iggs lose and bully him for being a tic-tac dick having dogeating faggot
kek
>>
>>77816556
Is there any other kind?
>>
>>77816571

you don't remember this season? underage b&
>>
Go Cats. I'm watching your sport!
>>
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Who /readytomakethe4fortonight/ here?
>>
>>77816106
feels good knowing my team weren't cowards
>>
>>77816627
you better fucking not I really don't the 'Dons to be any chance of playing Sydney
>>
>>77816654
Don't worry mate, I can't see Essendon being kicked out this time
>>
>>77816627
Yeah m8
>>
I think I might bandwagon GWS this September
>>
who /lifelonggiantsgeelongadelaidesydney/ here?
>>
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>yfw GC kills GAJ
>>
>>77816899
It's more of a suicide bombing. No one will want to go there after it's shown how Gold Coast treat their club champions.
>>
Losing might be the better option than a tight win for Richmond tomorrow

Win and they likely get btfo by Adelaide then Sydney
Lose and they likely win a final and then have an easier semi matchup against GWS/Geelong fresh off two losses.

Geelong winning and Richmond winning by 30+ (and getting third) is the best option though
>>
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Should I cash out?
>>
>>77817012
hell no, why sacrifice almost 1k?
>>
>>77817012
nah you got it senpai
>>
>>77817012

this is a fun bet
>>
toby ded
>>
GREENE DEAD
>>
>>77817012
Are you rich or retarded?
>>
>>77817012
Nah mate. Poort have it in the bag.
>>
>>77817040
>>77817044
>>77817055
Literally have no idea about afl except that Port SHOULD win. Don't know if they will though

>>77817077
I'm a degenerate gambling addiction.
>>
>>77817012
kek wtf is this
>>
>>77817009
Winning will get them third when Geelong lose this game.
>>
>>77817095
Then cash out and chuck it all on Daniher winning the coleman
>>
>supply a skipping MP3
Thanks deledio you fucking casual faggot
>>
>>77817012

>three legs under $1.10

The absolute madman
>>
>>77817095
I don't see Port losing mate but if it's quite close at half time (not likely) then maybe cash out if you're getting antsy. Would you rather lose ~$900 or ~$2400 is the way to look at it
>>
>>77817121
Done. Cheers.
>>
>11 years to the day that Lonergan lost his kidney
spoopy

>>77817127
thought the same lmao
>>
>>77817148
What would you say a close score is? If Gold Coast are within 3 goals is that close?
>>
saints
>>
>>77817176
like 10 points
>>
>>77817176
Honestly mate even if Gold Coast are very close at half time they will likely still get smashed

Port will win this. Stick to your bet and spend the winnings on something that isn't going to ruin your life in the long run. Risking hundreds of dollars on a sport you know nothing about is downright dumb, you've got a legitimate problem.
>>
>>77817208
If I win I'm using the winnings to help fund my relocation to Melbourne.
>>
Has Wylie Buzza surpassed ORAZIO FANTASIA as the best name in the AFL?
>>
>>77817176
>>77817208
this, Port are a finals bound team with finishing power, Gold Coast just want the year to be over plus no GAJ
>>
>>77817228
Fuck off we're full
>>
>>77817237
>We're
What postcode m8?
>>
>>77817231
only if he keeps taking speccies so you can yell BUZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>77817237
I'm also a muslim:)
>>
>>77817251
Fuck off. They're full.
>>
>Selwood still to come back
>Potentially Ablett next year
Think Chris Scott might secretly be a genius. It's amazing how he's managed to keep such a shallow team contending for a flag.
>>
>>77817249

Be a good name to be yelling out when taking a speccy over your m8s at lunchtime on the oval.

TARRANT, MOOOOOOORECROFT and SAMPIIIIII! were the popular ones at my school.
>>
GET FUCKED DANGERCUNT
>>
What results would the Chinese want the most this weekend?
>>
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>heater on room nice and crispy
>laptop in my lap
>watching GWS getting fucked on the TV
Who else /comfy/ ?
>>
>>77817273
>not yelling MODRAAAAAAAA everyday
sort yourself out mate
>>
If Wylie Buzza was a nuggety 280 game player he'd be Wylie Veteran.
>>
>>77817292

>being from Adelaide
>>
>>77817273
>TARRANT, MOOOOOOORECROFT and SAMPIIIIII
What a pathetic time to grow up.

YAABLETT

>>77817292
Hello my SA friend.
>>
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>>77817308
>being from anywhere else
>>
>>77817308
>>77817319
>too young or too dumb to remember Modra played at Fremantle as well
pathetic
>in b4 hurr worst australia after getting EXPOSED
>>
Stop kneeing people Geelong you cunts
>>
>>77817331
>remembering anything Fremantle has ever done
>>
>>77817340
>pathetic damage control
>>
>>77817322
>tfw being able to roleplay taking high marks better as Modra as you have the same number of premiership medals as him

>>77817331
He went to Freo, but that was after he had 1-2 knee issues (reconstructions?). At Adelaide he was pretty much guaranteed to take a huge mark every game.
>>
>>77817340
Sad
>>
>being in high school when Ablett and Modra were playing

Are you fucking 30?
>>
>>77817359
i'm 28 lad
>>
>>77817308
>hes not from adelaide ironically

POOTHETIC
>>
>>77817359
Ablett is playing now mate
>>
cant decide on what to wank to lads
>>
>>77817359
>Playing pretend in highschool
>>
>>77817359
Im 26, Modra wasn't playing when I got to HS but his legacy lingered.
>>
>>77817368

Ablett retired when you were 8. Don't pretend you were taking speccies in year 3.
>>
>>77817386
Those were prime years for playing in the pack, mate.
Wogball started taking over after that.
>>
>>77817376
Scat porn la
>>
>>77817386
pretty sad reflection on you that you think kids weren't running around trying to be footy heroes at 8 years old mate.
>>
>>77817386
To be fair when I was 8 any mark was a speccy
>>
>>77817376
Are there any big porn sites in Australia? Besides IFeelMyself...
>>
>>77817410
>IFeelMyself
>Not ITouchMyself
What a waste.
>>
>>77817386
t. millennial glued to an iPad

>>77817404
>>77817407
was fucking great mates, i remember not knowing the rules and the first guy who put his hand up got a free kick for holding the ball lmao
>>
>>77817410
Our kikes are a little bit more reserved so no.
>>
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>>77817386
>>
>>77817386
i honestly pity you. I bet you didn't even play king of the pack where everyone stood in a clump and you get the ball kicked in and the guy who marks it became the next kicker, fucking sad 2bh.
>>
>tfw short kick of footy

Can hit any bloke laces out from 35 but just once I want to roost a 65m barrel.
>>
>>77817427
What do the Jews have to do with porn?
>>
>>77817434
that was called 'marks up' in SA
>>
>>77817434
>king of the pack
What kind of queer place did you grow up where it was called that?
>>
>>77817436

I know this feel.

>tfw the pack moves up when it's your turn to kick in marks up
>>
>he didn't play at lunch time with shoes off and develop a reputation for having leather feet
pathetic
>>
>>77817436
I used to be able to kick further than anyone else in my u13s team. I think that was the peak of my sporting career
>>
>>77817127
>>77817160
What happened?
>>
>>77817449
>tfw you try to be a sneaky cunt by putting some weird spin on the kick but it ends up going over the fence
>>
>>77817442
from the place that has the greatest catchment area for AFL talent that exists you cave dweller


>>77817454
got a knee in the back while pretty exposed and looked bad but I think he's recovered now haven't seen much since but I have been busy shitposting though
>>
>>77817453
missed about 5 games in my u13 year and trained like twice a month but won the b&f by about 40 votes feels good man.
>tfw got invited to east freos development squad but only
showed up once bc autism
life's gone downhill ever since th-thanks depression
>>
>>77817453

We've got one bloke who can genuinely kick it 70 but has no idea where it's going. Used to shift him down to kicking in duties against teams that were pressing a lot, figured if he doesn't know where it's going then neither do they.
>>
>>77817482
>east freo
nigga what year did you graduate high school I might know you
>>
>>77817468

>lunchtime
>practicing bananas and snaps
>ball hits the wrong side of the boot and winds up 30m from the goal
>>
>ages since a tripfaggot post
this is truly the comfiest /afl/ can get.
>>
Giants are by far the most talanted list in the league,.They SHOULD win this comfortably.
>>
>>77817515
>>77817530
spoke too soon
>>
>>77817508
>People practising set shots at goal
>Either from the behind post with a snap, or 50 metres out trying to torp it through
Come to think of it, it kinda makes sense why goalkicking is so bad in the AFL.
>>
>Yellowcard

What fucking year is it
>>
>one of the tallest blokes in the side
>can barely kick 40 accurately
feels bad man
>>
>>77817530
But for the good of the game they shouldn't. Ever. Not for years and years.
>>
>>77817494
last year kek
>>
Port look like actual dog shit

If they somehow end up 4th it will be the most undeserving double chance in a long while.

And I'm a port supporter
>>
>ball gets away from the pack in marks up
>go chase it and realise you're fucking miles away from the bloke kicking
>grip ball for torp
>try and kick it way too hard and wind up half-shanking it 40m away from anyone
>>
>>77817550
lmao
>>
>>77817508
>>77817538
kids don't care about anything other than bananas, torps and kicking from 50m out
>tfw laughing when your mate drops a sitter
>>
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>>77817557
>Literally me
>>
>>77817565

>tfw your mate bends over to tie his shoe and you take a massive hanger over him
>tfw the ball was never even kicked near you
>>
>>77817554
If you get a showdown final and then an easy prelim you get get 2007d all over again by Sydney or GWS
>>
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>tfw /afl/ runs not only /sp/ but runs your childhood nostalgia
>>
>take a mark 30m out from goal
>cunt teammate begging for a short pass
>thinks i can't kick
>decide to take the shot
>goes 25m straight in the air and opposition mark it
>try not to cry
>>
Were push in the backs allowed in your markers up? They ALWAYS were in mine, slightly annoying desu.
>>
>>77817554
Port have been shit this season. They haven't had anywhere near a good season but they haven't had a terrible season either. Their mediocrity is outstanding
>>
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>>77817585
>Go to take a screamer over a mate
>End up breaking his ribs
>>
Gold Coast are even more pathetic than Carlton. Port are going to beat Sydney's percentage, which makes 1-4 the side to be on.
>>
>tfw it's really cold outside so you put your hands inside your guernsey like jacket pockets
>>
>tfw fat and terrible fitness
>get tired halfway through the second
>get tackled
>fake an injury to come off
>>
Trying not to drink too much tonight lads so I can get up in the morning and watch the two niggers fight.
>>
>>77817625
be nice

they won't even exist in <5 years
>>
>>77817633
what time is it on?
>>
>>77817630
>not putting them down your shorts

The defenders don't get as close then
>>
>>77817633
How long does a (12 round?) boxing match normally take?
>>
>>77817650
about 12 rounds
>>
>>77817650
36 mins (3min per round)
>>
>>77817646
10:30 am here in adelaide I think
>>
Gold Coast are terrible.

>>77817654
Time wise. Not sure if streams will be available so might need to avoid spoilers until a torrent is available.
>>
>be 5'7 manlet playing forward pocket
>ball comes in shallow
>running one direction, oppositions gorilla-tier CHF going the other way
>both fly for the mark
>get shouldered in the head, fully invert and then get kneed in the head on the way down
>wind up on back wondering what the fuck happened

Basically did a full frontflip while getting hit in the head twice, wish there was some footage.
>>
>>77817650
>>77817657
Not counting breaks and the chance of a knockout.
>>
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>the kid nobody likes asks if he can play
>"dunno, not my ball"
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>>77817625
Gold Coast are a complete joke of a club. I don't know what the afl is going to do with them but if it wasn't for the bye it'd create they would be folded by now.

Feels good that >we rejected the afl when they "asked" us to move there.
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>>77817670
I was once playing wogball, burst free only the keeper to beat and I stepped on the ball and did a frontflip and fell on my ass.
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>>77817557
>>77817565
>>77817611
>playing marks up
>literally every time you take a pack mark about 5 guys say "touched"
>even if they got a finger to it after you fully controlled the ball
>all the wogs would make sure no matter what their fellow wogs had the ball the whole lunch time not allowing others to mark due to "touched" but telling others to fuck off when they took a mark
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great, gotta listen to this snobby channel seven cunt shill more MUH WOMANS FOOTBALL.

i fucking hate channel 7.
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Why are those cheerleaders not wearing miniskirts?
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fucking Swans are going to win the flag after going 0-6 can you believe this shit?
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>>77817714
It's winter over here m8, you want them to freeze or something?
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>>77817699

Fucking wogs were the worst in high school. Kyrgios is every Greek you went to school with personified.
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>>77817692
they'll move to WA
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>>77817727
>not enjoying cold nips under a tight top.
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>>77817726
they fucking better not i swear to fucking god if i have to sit through one more swans grand final.
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>>77817726
yes
t. East suburbs Sydneysider
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>>77817726
If it wasn't for Hawthorn they'd be a chance at the minor premiership too
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>>77817746
If they finish top 4 its as good as done. They're miles above every other team right now
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Geelong will be exposed on the MCG.
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>>77817746
When I lived in Watson's Bay I played with Paul Roos and Chris Langford's sons, with those two coaching our team. Good times.
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>>77817729
Half the lunch time would be spent arguing over the touched rule. The wogs maintaining that no matter how much anyone controls the ball its not a mark if someone else touches it. Even though they all played soccer and hated footy they would make sure they fucked up every game they could. Also my school had a rule where you couldn't bring balls from home but had to take them from the sports shed, and sign your name to make sure you return what you took.

Half the time they would all rush to get all the footys and use them as goal posts for soccer or sit on them and not let others use them
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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne_Hawks
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposed_relocation_of_the_North_Melbourne_Football_Club
>we live in a timeline where the Melbourne Hawks don't exist and the Kangaroos didn't move to the Gold Coast
just kill me
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>>77817815
kek must suck not living in the footy paradise that is Bestern Australia. no smelly wogs went to school with me, they were all bullied into submission if they didn't play footy
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>playing High School Phys-Ed footy
>love the competition because faggots parents never let me play team sports after my juniors field hockey incident
>built fat frame but still had speed to get to ground ball contests
>the play lines up perfectly for me to take hanger over a junior lifeguard nobody
>spill the mark but he hits the ground before me and the way i jumped meants I came down HARD on him and my knee crushes his balls
>get nudged off a contested ball by a pleb stoner the next play
>Phys-Ed teacher disappointed in me

bad feels
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>>77817832
fuck off as if that would be a good thing for any of those clubs.
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>there are literal high schoolers posting on /afl/ right now
honestly fuck off
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>>77817832
Clubs should never be relocated. It's a complete joke that they can take a team away from their fans and then claim the clubs history as their own.
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>>77817815

>The wogs maintaining that no matter how much anyone controls the ball its not a mark if someone else touches it

Did we go to the same school? There was this one faggot who used to basically say this verbatim. You'd take a chest mark and he'd then put his hand on the ball and say it was touched.
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>>77817861
>tfw i was a literal high schooler when i first posted in /afl/

Hard to believe that was half a decade ago desu
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>>77817769
Was Roos as much of a cunt as he seems on TV?
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>>77817861
>there are literal grown men still on 4chan after a decade
honestly just fuck off
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>>77817861
>he isn't an oldcunt reminiscing about his high school days
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>Things are shaping up for an Adelaide vs. Sydney Prelim final
Go you good thing, Port.
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>>77817861
this tbqh

I find it hard to stomach the idea that I'm shitposting with some of my students
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>>77817865
>It's a complete joke that sometimes people can't afford to live somewhere anymore so they have to move houses
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>>77817902
>cuckmond winning a finals game
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>>77817908
t. "bloods" fan
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>>77817889
He was a very stern man who didn't pay much attention to me because I wasn't all that good haha. We won the U12 premiership that year though for what its worth.
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How fucking long is half time in afl? It's been like half an hour
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>>77817877
>You'd take a chest mark and he'd then put his hand on the ball and say it was touched.

Yep this is what they would do.

Take a pack mark and one would claim he got a finger to it and his mates would back him up. Take a chest mark and they would touch it anyway or hit it out your hands saying you dropped it. And because they would all work as a group even if they were slightly outnumbered they would con enough kids not seeing the "wog vs skip" distinction into supporting them
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>>77817941
Sorry forgot trippy
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>>77817930
>poort beating a top 8 side
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>>77817009
>Geelong winning and Richmond winning by 30+ (and getting third) is the best option though
Richmond are already ahead of GWS on live percentage. Assuming the Geelong vs GWS scoreline holds, Richmond just need to win.
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I think I read somewhere that Geelong arnt playing their games at Kardinia Park, which likely means their inevitable demise.
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>suns getting rolled

Fuck.
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If GWS had fans they'd be posting noose pepes right about now. They're heading for a semi final exit
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>>77818015
MCG contracts means they'll (probably) get bumped to the MCG as they're the only victorian home game.
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>>77818030
I can almost guarantee that no GWS players even live in the West.

Western Sydney is degenerate
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>adelaide now guaranteed top
RIP Melbourne's finals chances
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Hahahahaha
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>>77818024
>61 points up
That's kind of understandable. That Gold Coast only have 13 points halfway through the third quarter is pathetic.
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Christ Lobb
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>lobb
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>all these oldfags reliving their highschool achievements

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQpW9XRiyM
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>>77818091
where do you think you are?
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DESU this is the perfect turn of events. If bitchmond lost to the saints and worst cucks beat adelaide everything will turn out perfectly.
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Bob Murphy's retirement means there are no longer any active players who were on an AFL list in the 90s.

blurredclockpepe.jpg
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>three quarters in
>tracks still skipping
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>Geelong finish 2nd and get a home qualifying final
>Need to play at their opponent's home ground
Defend this.
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>>77818024
What the fuck do you think they're doing.

They're tanking on purpose. They can move down to 15th. Except nobody cares because its the Suns but if its North of Brissy OH FUCK SOUND THE SIRENS.
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>>77818132
why?
who verses who lad
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Jacob Hopper with a massive 5 disposals at three quarter time. Surely question marks start.
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>>77818145
The boss told me so due to contracts.
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Perfect Finals:
Adelaide v Port Adelaide
Geelong v GWS
Sydney v Worst
Bitchmond v Essendon
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>>77818145
Get more seats
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>>77818145
Home finals are guaranteed in your state, not your home ground
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>>77818147
Yeah I'm sure Solomon really needs this on his record, 0-3 with the last game of the season being a complete blowout. Makes no sense desu
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>>77818168
Kardina Park has a new stand. Lots of seats!

That doesn't really hold any water though when if GWS was hosting they'd be able to play at their 15,000 seater.
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>>77818145
Well honey, in the real world adults make agreements called contracts where they promise certain things to other adults. The AFL has contracts with stadiums, sweetie, which determines where certain important games are played. xoxo :)
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>>77818147

>Gold Coast
>not north of Brisbane

Get a fucking map
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>>77818135
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>>77818182
GWS having a home game at the G is not possible. Geelong is, which means it is lost money for the AFL. Adding a 90k match to the tally looks really good too.
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>>77818183

Sweetieposting makes me laugh every time.
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>>77818135
bruh
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>>77818145
The AFL won't lock out 70k muscular BASEDmond fans because of the handbaggers being homebabbies
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>>77818205
I meant North OR Brisbane.

What the fuck else did you think I was doing, arguing geography?
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>>77818205
Embarrassing.
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Gold Coast, if they have a scoreless final quarter, will equal the 4th lowest AFL/VFL score since 1919.
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>>77818145
Can't wait for the geelong tears this week. Delicious
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>>77818248
If you're going to be the new Fremantle you might as well go all out
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>>77818164
I wonder who could be behind this post.
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>>77818182
The MCG is a secondary home ground for Geelong against high drawing teams. GWS only plays home games on Spotless or in Cannbera.
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>>77818249
>AFL schedules the game for the MCG
>Geelong say they are entitled to a home final so will be waiting at Kardinia Park on gameday
I've always wondered who would blink first in this kind of situation.
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>>77818205

>you

Gold Coast is fucking south of Brisbane anyway.
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>>77818283

Geelong would forfeit the match for not being on the ground on time.
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>>77818283
Geelong would be kicked out of the finals and fined heavily.

There are likely written agreements in place for this anyway. If those are broken then penalties would apply.
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>>77818283
All AFL clubs are serfs to the administration. GIllon would fuck them up for questioning any narrative he's trying to construct by fining them or stripping them of draft picks.
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>these peelong tears
Brisbane had to play a home prelim at the MCG in '04. Driving an hour up the road won't cost you a 4-peat.
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>>77818305
>>77818311
>>77818322

What if both teams turned up at Kardinia?
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>shitney fans after losing an elimination final to essendon at the SCG
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>>77818328
Sydney are forced to move as well. You can't play in a competition designed to make money and then whine about profit being prioritized.
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>>77818350
It would definitely tell Gil and his retarded fucking ass to go fuck himself and completely tie his hands up in the situation, the public would side with the players also.
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>>77818305
>>77818311
I don't think the AFL would have the guts to remove them from the final series. Fines and penalties, sure, but not remove them.

The week bye beforehand makes it easier for them to move up the 9th place team to drop Geelong, but the scheduling shitstorm it would cause would be too big.
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>>77818328

Not even a Brisbane fan but this did genuinely cost them a fourpeat and then who knows what happens in 2005. I know they missed the finals that year but you have to figure the "drive for five" counts for something.
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>>77818350
The AFL decides what is an official match and what isn't. In that retardedly impossible situation both clubs would get fucked by penalties.
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>>77818283
AFL Clubs are owned by the AFL, in contrast to say the EPL who have private owners. Therefore the AFL at the end of the day has all the power.
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>Lingy crying Geecuck tears
kek
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>>77818350
Kardinia would be demoted to a VFL-only venue and both teams would be fined heavily by the AFL and sued by the stadium they fucked over.
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>Gold Coast at qt: 2.1
>Gold Coast at 3qt: 2.1
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOLD THIS POOTHETIC TEAM
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If GAJ does go back to the Cattery in 2018 would Ablett-Selwood-Dangerfield be the best centreline ever assembled?
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>>77818375
Counting it as a forfeit is the simplest and most sensible solution. If Adelaide turned up at the WACA tomorrow they would forfeit the match, it being a final is no different.

I'm pretty sure most stadiums need to be booked for events anyway, so Geelong can't just turn up and play.
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>>77818350
Why would an opposition side with Geelong's demands to play at Kardinia against the wishes of the AFL? Doesn't make sense.
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>>77818441
>Counting it as a forfeit is the simplest and most sensible solution.
Geelong in this instance are 2nd, so they'd host the following final the next week.

Deja vu!
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>>77818436
Geelong Cavaliers
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someone make a new thread but label it as the sunday thread too
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>Port in the top 4
Has there ever been a less deserving team?
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>>77818472
do it yourself you lazy shit
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>>77818436

Certainly up there. Can't really speak for much before 1996 or so but there'd be in contention.

Judd-Cousins-Kerr
Aker-Voss-Black
Swan-Pendlebury-Beams

Cox Judd Cousins Kerr is the undisputed GOAT on-ball division though.
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BASIL BTFO
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>>77818479
Norf 2007 comes to mind. They got smashed by Port before "that" grand final, as well as losing by over 100 in the quali
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>>77818379
This tbqh.
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lel that was touched
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BAZ BTFO
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>>77818446

I don't know why they would either just thought it would make the question more interesting.
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C O M E B A C K
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>>77818554
Yeah fair enough
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>>77818516

That was the most ridiculous thing about that season is that Geelong were probably further ahead of Port then Port were ahead of 16th.
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Ok new thread is up
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>>77818625

link it you dumb fuck`
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>>77818467
My bad, I forgot about that

I think the most likely scenario is they get kicked out for contract violation. Losing a match would cost a lot of people a lot of money, it would be a huge deal.
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>>77818640
>>77818601
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>>77818603
That Geelong team is still the most insane thing I've ever seen. It felt like I was watching a shitty powerlevel anime.
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>>77818601
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>>77811447
Checking in
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Fun Fact: Last weekend it took seven matches to get a score of over 100. This weekend all but two matches have done it, those two both had scores of 99
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