>Countdown to BelgianGP:
f1countdown.com
fiaformula2.com
>Session times in your time:
f1calendar.com
whenisf1on.com
>Usually reliable 24x7 F1 Acestream:
53793f3854af450d1c62dc9c3f659e60e7b99400
>HD Acestream (only during sessions):
f1ace.stream
>Summer stream
https://www.rabb.it/spf1general
>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387
>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 202 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 188 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 169 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 117 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 116 points
>News:
same old shit results
>Not mentioning wet kino quali
kys desu m9
gimi
>best ass in F1
>>77801138
First for hiding from a rainstorm
>Fuocop
Obligatory Floerschpost
>>77801168
>look up
>german flag
I knew it was him
>Sky UK stream buffers
>stops buffering and now it's Sky Italy
the state of jordan """""king"""""
Confirmed: Hulkenberg's teammate for the 2018 season
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Didn't get my copy of F1 2017 in the post today and my local library is closed. FUCK.
Rigged
thumbs up
>>77801353
good boy
>>77801365
>"good job dumbass"
>*thumbs up*
how can your middle name be literally a number??
I WISH THIS CUNT WOULD FUCK OFF
>>77801352
>mfw my pay doesn't come in until 2 weeks
>mfw everyone will have practice in the new cars so I'll be shit online
>ROWLEL
kek
>Rowland
LeCWLOL
>does 6 laps in practice
>gets pole in the rain
I can't wait to see him cuck Max in F1
Any chance Leclerc wins F2 before Abu Dhabi and race there in F1 ?
>>77801472
>>gets pole in the rain
by 0.668
That's the second time SkyF1 has cut off the last minute or so of FOM's F2 broadcast.
What are they worried about?
Not enough time to play their filler crap for the 1000th time before GP2 in 25 minutes?
SkyF1 has really gone to shit compared to when it launched.
They just don't try or give a shit anymore.
>>77801481
Rest of qualy results for anyone interested.
*blocks your path in Q3*
RELENTLESS
also a reminder that Victoria is the queen of /f1/
fuck floersch lesbian degenerate
>>77801508
I guess it was automatic. Red flag introduced delay. When hour x came, next item on the play list started playing.
>>77801552
>degenerate
>implying the Verstappen family aren't incestuous degenerates
GP3 on now.
Didn't look at the time.
Guess F2 ran over.
>fixed camera angle
>no commentary
Something doesn't seem right in TV land
>>77801552
>>77801583
yes it is always like this. but it has not started yet
>>77801568
Yeah it's not like I wrote Victoria's anal delight for no reason
>>77801552
This.
Floersch fags are literally all virgins hypnotized with her because she acts slutty.
They don't even realize what a huge red flag that is.
>>77801655
>They don't even realize what a huge red flag that is.
>>77801655
Out of the two of them I've only heard Victoria say the words "I love rough sex"
>>77801690
>>77801706
>replying to huemonkey bait
Stop giving it the attention it lives off.
>>77801735
I'm bored though. WAG machine is almost back but the keyboard and mouse won't work outside of the bios. Fucking drivers.
>>77801752
>tfw no hardware interrupt PS/2 keyboards anymore
USB was a mistake
>>77801481
>Roberto Merhi
Man it must suck for him to be in F2 after his DTM years while Wehrlein gets to drive a F1 car.
>>77801770
It has a PS/2 port and I have what I think is a usb adapter but even that won't work.
haha
>>77801735
>imagine being so destroyed that you have to post this every time I post
i'm literally living rent free in australias mind right now lmao
Also, its not bait.
Floersch insn't even in the top20 of women in the f1 universe. You all just fell in love with her because you saw she acting up slutty a few times. Literally the definition of being a virgin.
>>77801179
Would Ruthlessly eat hrt arse
>>77801552
Mother of my children desu.
>>77801809
>HRT arse
m8 I don't think she is a trap
>>77801825
lay off cunt I've been sinking tinnies since I got home from work at 2:30
>>77801791
Kek I completely forgot that he drove for Manor.
Digits and Gimi will win :DD
>>77801179
Who is this?
I need to know, it's for an important essay I'm writing
>>77801801
Who pissed in your coffee kek m8 tbqh lmao
>>77801844
You probably have to write lots of important essays if you study engineering at cambridge university and get a job on a pitwall.
rus goes to pit instead of capitalizing on his 0,8s
why are F1 twitter accounts so based?
https://twitter.com/F1/status/901073675167961088
>>77801880
>>77801895
Based. Reposting on /r/formulaone now.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>77801809
M8 get your head out of the gutter and wait for the Bus to Come and take you back to sanity.
>>77801895
Big company social media accounts are starting to realise people want to be entertained and not told boring shot
>>77801914
>>77801925
that's pretty
>>77801925
DO YOU EVEN VAPE BRO LOLOL
kontact
>>77801809
>hrt arse
her Haas*
>>77801179
>>77801809
>>77801915
>Actually trying to imply Miss "I'm just an engineer" would actually post stuff like that.
It's just some random Instagram whore you found so you and WAGfag can jerk each other off in your secret club pretending you're elite haxors.
You just know...
>>77802044
>post stuff like that
What about like this?
>>77802084
>HORSED
>>77802088
>Idiots genuinly believe this is the arse of a woman who sits down all weekend on a pitwall
I thought you were smarter than this /F1/.
>>77802120
maybe our man on the ground at spa should sneak up behind her and lift her skirt tomorrow to find out.
>>77801885
Red pill me on GP3 lads, who are /ourguys/? Why it isn't kino as formula kino in the memes?
"""Team representatives""" press conference atm
>>77802127
I think you need your head checking and to remove fiction from the fact that she is not the sort of women who at the weekend let's get hair down by posing around in short shorts, swimsuits and deep v-necks dresses.
She is a respected engineer, she represents women with 'Dare 2b Different', she isn't going to dress up and show herself off like some kind of hussy.
Her weekends are spent studying to help her team not jetting off to the Caribbean
>>77802129
Rus is the LEC of gp3, he runs for mercedes that he tested in hungary.
but LEC is cucked by the white trash RAI who just want the comfy money and the carbabby VET. LEC will go to SAUBER at best.
At least RUS has a chance to get sooner to f1 in top team.
gp3 has no el italian man, which is good.
the races are shorter so they fight at the start, then idle for 10 laps max than fight again in the 5 last laps. And there are 2 races so it is good. THe downside is that SKY does not show the FPs...
GP3 is dominated by renault ART, they have four drivers. Then there is trident a french team too. THere a 4 french drivers and some brits and FUK is japanese. and there is a girl CAL.
>>77802129
GP3 is literally ARTwinslol
>>77802193
Take your jerking over dead body builders back to >>>/fit/
/sp/ is for sports related posts
>being German
>not liking the rules
Guess we know whose Oma got knocked up by the Russians
Apologize
>>77802127
>our man on the ground at spa
I'll see what I can do. Only got general admission though
>>77802244
>cuckstralian abbo talking to his Aryan master like that
I guess I have to send my war-emus again.
>>77802262
>"the best F1 game codemasters has put together"
The Original and the Best. The GOAT. Will never be dethroned
>>77802262
>f1 in 2017
>vidya gaymers ans twitter
>f1 in 1987
>cigarettes and poosay
really makes me think
>>77802262
Nigger stop shilling for your arcade racer you nigger.
>>77802279
Do your best
>>77802302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jh-YdSPpZk
This comes on after a single point finish for Minardi
>>77802306
>arcade
>German SEETHING because a game isn't a simulator
>>77802242
>gp3 has no el italian man, which is good.
Opinion discarded
>>77802262
>No VR support
>dropped
whats it like to feel sexy
>>77802262
Keith's comment section circlejerk says it's shit.
Horner looks fucking ridiculous with his tan
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/honda-failed-spec-4-engine-spa-944753/
>Honda had hoped to introduce a 'Spec 4' Formula 1 engine for this weekend's Belgian Grand prix, but failed to meet its development schedule
ayy lmao
>>77802416
it is as good as a brit can look
>>77802129
>>77802242
To elaborate on this anon's points:
Six teams, 20 cars. Some run four cars (ART, Trident), some run three (DAMS, Arden, Campos), and there's one team who have run two cars up until this point in the season (Jenzer)
ART are by far and a way the fastest, Leclerc won the championship with them last year, now Russell is dominating with them. The other three ART drivers are 2nd, 3rd and 4th in the championship. Trident and Jenzer drivers seem to be fighting to be best of the rest. Arden and Campos have one semi-decent driver and two others who have one or no points. DAMS are stone dead last.
Used to be a few more teams but some quit or run out of money and sponsorship, so the organisers allowed teams to run 4 cars in order to increase entries for each race.
Driver wise, mostly European, few Asians and a couple of meme Americans too. The field isn't particularly good quality, Russell is the one most likely to become a fully fledged F1 driver due to Mercedes backing. If I recall Arjun Maini has links to Haas, Alesi is part of the Ferrari Driver Academy, Kari (although crap) is backed by Red Bull and Fukuzumi is backed by Honda like Matsushita in F2. Otherwise there are very few drivers who are showing potential.
>>77802146
Part 2
Honestly didn't know that it was gone for a summer break.
Has Honda make the sport watchable yet?
>>77802435
The state
>>77802501
Thank you, are the races actually fun despite ART? Or it's just a procession?
>>77802262
87 on metacritic which is bretty gud
>>77802593
>metacritic
lol
>>77802346
Fugggggg :DDDDD
>>77802571
Oh no, it's not like ART drivers merrily pull away each race, Trident and Jenzer drivers generally challenge them well, and the other three teams occasionally challenge on a good day, most of the time they're fighting to not be last and pick up the odd point or two.
>>77802361
No it doesn't.
>>77802609
I trust that more than some cherry picked reviews on marketing material
>>77802593
>I rate metacritic, imdb and rotten tomatoes
smelly_commie_bastard_join_le_revolution.png
>>77802302
>he doesn't remember Grand Prix 2 by Microprose
arcade racers are pretty lame, lad.
>>77801138
Last Race Of The Summer Stream
Summer Stream: Hungary 2017
>Massa Poisoned
>Hulk v. KMag
>AMX v. Ricky
>Forza Ferrari
It's been fun lads, I'll see you all in the winter. Please remove the summer stream link from the OP. Let's hope Vettel does it.
NO INDY FOR ALO if he stays at mclaren
>>77802708
Thanks for the streams dude
>>77802708
Did the rowdy Russian girls ever come back?
>>77802639
It would be awesome if Keith actually posted here. Imagine the memery.
>>77802955
never mind keath colander, imagine the angry forum owner.
>>77803123
Given you triggered him over the rape of his sister I think there would be some minor issues
>>77802708
Well done lad
>>77802955
Who do you think the angry britbong was?
how was fp?
did massa win?
>>77803340
won my condolences
>>77802955
I think Keith would be a little too touchy for this thread
Spa. Best memories. Do drivers today even try this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o02s_g5AUUE&feature=youtu.be&t=12
Is 2000 euros too much to creampie 18yo Belarusian girl multiple times? To keep this F1 related, I will be yelling TOMA TOMA every time I fuck her.
>>77803906
Yes.
Also, I want Perez to get rekt this race. Like Kubica but in every limb
>>77803928
Well, that escalated quickly
>>77803777
the tires get me everytime
>>77803777
>vintage Ron Benis
>vintage Norbert Haug
Who /motorsportmanager/ here?
>>77803906
yes mate
if she's belarusian, she's probably a refugee and/or looking for an eu passport. Could knock her over for 100 at the most.
>McCreggor v Mayweather
>Spa Grand Prix
Good weekend for sports lads
How is F1 Challenge 99-02?
>>77804189
>beating eachother up
>sport
>f1
>sport
Why is Martin Brundle on my campsite?
>>77804189
i'm gonna download a torrent of the fight on sunday and watch it before F1 coverage starts (because fuck waiting until 05:00am for the main fight to begin)
comfy sunday
ITS LIGHTS OUT AND AWAAAAAAAY WE GO
>>77804400
Go up to him and say "I love Martin Burundu" like that Japan 2016 intro video
my.mixtape.moe/wquycx.webm
>>77804400
He's on the edge of adhesion.
>>77804477
>son of eric has fans in japan
??
>>77804541
Japanese people fucking love Swedes for some reason
>>77804477
why does this guy ever take his helmet off?
>>77804477
>>77803906
I like the nose of the Benetton, is red like the lips of a cute girl
>>77803906
>2000 euros
>belarusian
Rip off
>>77803906
she should be paying you. just tell her your name is gimi, all you mongol snowniggers look alike
>free practice pulls more people to the track then Spa 24h raceday
fug
>>77802302
F1 97 was better imo
>>77804308
AMAZING, but the season differences are minimal
>>77805117
>>77804068
I'm not paying her directly, it's just travel expenses and shit.
>>77802302
*blocks your path*
>>77802306
This week, the sim racing community will be split into two very distinct groups of people, as it is with each passing year at around this time. There will be those who brave the “mass market bells and whistles” of Codemasters’ officially licensed Formula One game, F1 2017, discovering a very modern, well-rounded racer that’s already receiving rave reviews from fans & critics alike, and there will be those that scoff at the title, unwilling to accept anything other than a bland, boring piece of software in the pursuit for unparalleled authenticity.
While brands like Electronic Arts experiment push the envelope with each new iteration of their yearly sports franchise, this year giving Madden fans three distinct gameplay styles and a narrative-driven piece on top of seemingly endless features and refinements that reflect an authentic game of professional football, the sim racing landscape is the only sub-genre of video games in which members actively call for new releases to remain stale, dated, and lifeless, while criticizing showcase elements that actively engage the user within the virtual world. These gentlemen do not want unlockable vehicles, they do not want elaborate single player career modes, they do not care for modern visual fidelity – though this is probably down to their outdated computer specifications being unable to handle it – and the thought of a car that isn’t trying to kill them in every corner, at least in their eyes, places the game into the same category as Need for Speed; a distraction for children and teenagers.
>>77805966
On top of having Formula One cars that are marginally accurate, the F1 series from Codemasters has an actual game built around the experience. There are stunning visuals that you can show off to the general public and they won’t crack jokes about it – as per the Visa Vegas eRace stream – there are practice training regimes, a team of mechanics that can respond to voice commands and have a simple conversation with you, there are unlockable bonus cars, dynamic racing lines, a full TV-style presentation, animated paddock area with individual characters who act out a predefined role, research and development arcs, cooperative championship play against a field of AI bots, and last but not least an artificial intelligence that’s compelling to race against.
Hardcore racing simulators, on the other hand, have marginally accurate cars and confusing menus. And then the excuses come.
>It’s not supposed to look nice, it’s a simulator, think X-Plane but with cars.
>I don’t care for good AI, I just like to test drive the different vehicles and better my lap times
>The developers don’t have enough money for flashy gimmicks, but I don’t care, I just want to drive, those other modes are a distraction and take away from the driving anyways.
So if they both provide the same objective experience behind the wheel – the same marginally accurate vehicle performance that can be deconstructed with a quick trip to the results sheet of any major racing series – why is the complete game scoffed at, whereas the elaborate tech demo praised?
Jealousy.
Enjoy Formula One 2017.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_5Ajt6KcG0
great game you faggots, thank god I don't have a library card
>>77806000
2spooky4me
>>77801221
Hnnnng
>HHHHHNG
/F12017/ league when?
>>77806235
>buying a Codemasters game
ISHYGDDT
>mfw all but top 3 are lapped
>>77802696
You both don't remember Grand Prix Legends
>>77804048
It gets too easy too quickly
>>77806414
Tried the Fire mod?
>>77806414
My okay through got easy then my engineers all left because they wanted to be in the top division and I had only just moved up to the second division that year. Made me race quit because there were no suitable replacements for my engineers I trained all the way from 1 star to 4.5
Then I went to start a second play through and all the drivers and engineers were exactly the same. Is there any randomness to the people or is it still all the same?
>>77806287
>buying
>amx trying to grow facial hair
>tfw want to buy f1 2017 but dont have wheel
will i make it with xbox 360 controller bros?
>>77806333
>>77803311
>>77802829
Thanks lads.
>>77802878
I'm not sure I was there when they arrived the first time, but I don't think we saw them again.
>>77806333
>$troll
>11th
>>77806746
>Is there any randomness to the people or is it still all the same?
At the start of the game all drivers and team members are the same,after the first season new people are generated and they are all random.
:thinking:
>>77806960
>you know remember Peugeot in F1
>F1 talking about how they want races to be less predictable
>100% chance of them changing their tune as soon as it screws Lewlew like with team radio
>>77807252
Reminder that it's his time.
>>77807286
Not sure why you posted this friend.
>>77807553
whose time?
>Spanish GP in F1C
>Barichello murders himself and Ralf Schumacher in the first corner
>>77805881
hnnng all these mods
>tfw finally back to a 3440x1440 display after 2 and a bit months of phone posting
Fuck me everything seems small
>>77809471
sounds like a pretty shit ratio tbhfam
>>77809471
The ability to middle mouse click is severely underrated.
>>77809620
Ultrawide is lovely m8
>all the hype for a boring 1-stop
Reminder that this is who you are talking to when argueing with a Fin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zOvCFlLiwM
>>77810903
I skipped trough the video but did he just make bread out of wood?
>>77807286
>>77807556
>>77807236
>implying anyone forgot the embarrassment of Brundle at the hands of Peugeot or the suffering of that season with McLaren.
his time tomorrow bless
>>77811530
Bossberg is retired, m8
>>77803906
Are you kidding? I don't think creampieing an escort is a super great idea, BBBJ with cum in mouth is probably enough to be honest, but even porn star escorts are typically available for 500eur or less - if that's all that's around, spend 500 on a plane ticket and fuck three somewhere else.
>>77805987
>Enjoy Formula One 2017.
I sure will when they provide VR support.
>>77803906
m8 for that money you could creampie most high ranking JAV stars
>>77811712
She's not an escort
>>77812533
What are you spending the 2000 euros on then?
>>77812533
Yeah I read your other comment a bit later.
Are you flying there or are you flying her to you?
>>77812593
Neither. I'm flying to NYC and taking her with me. Yes, I was going anyway, but decided that I wanted some company.
memes
>>77811220
Why are british houses so shit?
>>77812670
In that case, have fun, but be very careful before barebacking her. Not just the disease side, but the little tiny charminly autistic Bellofinn that could result
Note to Ausfags (and I guess disgusting New Zealanders)
Indycar has a night race tomorrow, so the race starts at 11:40am AEST instead of the usual 4am.
Timezone converter for all timezomes:
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=605&iso=20170826T2040&msg=Bommarito%20Automotive%20Group%20500%20%40%20Gateway%20Motorsports%20Park&sort=1
Why would anyone ever want to lose the purity of virginity?
>>77812952
Because I want to trade it for the purity of marriage.
>>77812952
this desu
these wizard powers didn't come easily
>>77812756
I had no idea, neato
>>77812996
>falling for the marriage meme
You're so naive Romania.
test
pls post
>>77813641
m8 only people who are banned can see your posts.
Welcome to the club.
>>77813664
If only banned people can see my posts, then how did you give me a (You)
>>77813705
rude desu
>>77813709
what do you think? I'm banned as well.
9 Bongs 20 Bings until LECLERCWIN LOL
>>77813721
But I'm actually not banned. I'm rangebanned. Someone in my city was probably posting cp or some shit. Everything was fine only a few days ago
is dirt rally the best codemasters game?
>>77813806
The first dirt game was bretty gud too
>>77813774
>cp
Is that even haram there?
So when is the Suzuka 1000?
>>77813806
Depends. Physics wise, hell yes. But it lacks gameplay elements. Gameplay wise F1 2017 looks really promising though.
Also my STR's reliability jumped from 377 to 1300. And after a few laps it was up to 1500. I don't know why, maybe I'm too gentle with it, but it shouldn't be because the only option we can change is fuel air mixture. And for some fucking reason lean burning cools the engine down.
I wonder if McLaren will also behave the same. If not there's no point of choosing that team.
>>77813774
They probably tried to access wikipedia
Am I snack memeing right?
>>77813898
Good post.
>>77813879
qualifying is NOW, Button will drive in Q1
chinese 3g stream here http://www.konansports.com/p/jsports3.html
the race will be streamed live in english here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Q8yBnpYwI
>>77814252
>chinese 3g stream here http://www.konansports.com/p/jsports3.html
Been getting an error on that all day, m8.
Working for anyone?
>>77814315
Oh, figured it out.
Didn't work in incognito mode because I have flash disabled there.
If it's not working for anyone else, make sure you have flash enabled.
>>77814315
Doesnt seem to work on chrome. I use waterfox and its fine
>>77814326
>Doesnt seem to work on chrome
Yeah, Google tool the decision to disable flash for everyone.
You have to play with settings and manually enable it.
Even better, if you grab the playlist in inspect you can play it in VLC
>in Chrome
>F12
>network tab
>copy the playlist.m3u8 url with your session ID
>paste that in to VLC
>understeer intensifies
Man the F1 game is so much deeper in terms of upgrades and I really like the invitational system.
GT500 qualy (with Button) is go now
>tfw no one wants to leave the pits
>>77814479
Finally..
>15 minute session
>everyone comes out with <8 minutes left
JUST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Button in 8th
>gets bumped after the flag
Based legendary Calsonic GTR
>>77814640
>tfw forgot I already had an image to post
>>77811757
How to you creampie JAV stars I will fly any where to do this?
Any lads pop down to Lidl for that Proseccco deal they had going today?
>>77815222
No way I'm ever setting foot in a Lidl. What deal are they offering you?
>>77815277
6 bottles for £20. Best part was a bloody riot police van waiting for the rowdy lot to kick off. Got there early so no issue getting mine
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41057304
>A man has been shot dead after attacking soldiers with a machete in Brussels, in what prosecutors are treating as a terror attack.
Attack on F1 when? Who will be kill?
Good morning o/
1 bong 7 bings until fp3 lads and ladsettes?
>>77815316
>you have to get there before 9am to buy cheap, inferior wine because if you come later there will be a riot and/or only slightly more expensive inferior wine left
Class.
>>77815342
it's cultural enrichment, stavros.
>>77815143
A number of JAV stars are escorts in the "health delivery" service. Even ones like AIKA and Julia.
Of course not all of then will fuck foreigners.
http://tora-h-shibuya.jp/sp/detail.php?id=5963
>>77815360
Morning friend
>>77815376
Shhhh it's still early
>>77815425
who is this demon
Acestream link pls?
>tfw no 18yo Belarusian princess to creampie
hope you did that deal Finnbro
>>77815342
why didn't the FIA investigate the level of protection the halo offers against machetes and bullets?
>>77815489
Mana. Got it from her private account
how many bings and bongs?
>>77815559
fp3 in 49 bings
>>77815559
17,677,584 bong and 13 bing since year 1
>>77815559
Z E R O
E
R
O
full days
>>77815559
no more bings and bongs as Big Ben is silent for the next four years. ;_;7
>>77815604
It bongs on newyears and remembrance sunday. So 1 bong for Abu Dhabi and 2 bong for Australia
F1 ace where
All the streams are kill
>>77815644
it still bongs every hour
https://twitter.com/big_ben_clock
>>77815679
now that's podracing
>>77815661
f1ace.stream
http://morningstreams.com/
1080p 6000kbps
6ca261017a6eac9664c578b82442755f06388d0f
1080p 3000kbps
96ce15a6c21c77bda70aa4ea52d1b1bf745d8992
576p LQ
76ed1f8be49d42bf182a44d48c96caaa3b010832
>>77815736
He updated his site, that link is old and busted now
>>77815750
it redirects to the new one so it doesn't matter
Hey Faggots,
My name is Kimi, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the lotus team, and starter on my ferrari team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to Japanese mana people”? I also get straight podiums, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>77815788
>All of that and still don't be able to pull out a clear and on focus daughter
Keke m8
>>77815788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opT_JGssUVk
>>77815679
Jesus. 66,400ish tweets. That's once an hour for the past seven and a half years. Surely this is Ron's work?
>>77815750
>>77815736
Ah, my bookmark was f1ace.stream/beta/ and I got an error
lel
>>77815604
>The famous gongs that ring across the River Thames will stop at noon on Aug. 21 and will only resume regular service in 2021.
RIP Bong meme you will be dearly missed.
>>77815405
>Tfw briefly fell asleep and ended up dreaming I was at some fantasy JAV meetup/convention/retreat walking around half naked trying to take a picture of it all for /f1/
They had something like the pirates of the Caribbean ride but with Jav's and about mermaids.
For me is Spa 2009 for memest quali ever
>>77815817
>photographer: "who's the realest nigga?"
>robin...
>>77815908
For me, it's Jerez 1997.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_European_Grand_Prix#Qualifying
>>77815906
SkyF1 broadcast is GO
>>77815961
wtf
>>77815976
how much for the woman?
>>77815961
>Hill
O V E R C A S T
V
E
R
C
A
S
T
>turtur wolff
>>77815986
>the woman
>being this new
>>77815961
Broken timer
https://twitter.com/adamcooperF1/status/901362804015419392
>VAN's grid penalty total leaps from 40 to 65 overnight - he's on his 9th turbo and MGU-H, and 6th MGU-K and V6 (after 11 1/3 weekends)!
>Hey Honda can we have a race without a 30 place grid penalty?
>race without 40 place grid penalty? What you need race without 65 place grid penalty for?
>>77815990
Nope false alarm. Not overcast, it's just high moisture making sky look white. Can still rain though.
I want a meme rain quali ):
Will he equal Shoe Macker's pole record today?
>>77815999
I'll ignore your pink skin and throw you a ham for those trips
>>77816008
SHOES FOR HANDS!?
>>77816006
Kek
>>77816006
>>Hey Honda can we have a race without a 30 place grid penalty?
>>race without 40 place grid penalty? What you need race without 65 place grid penalty for?
>>77816008
I'm ok with that if Bottas takes next pole, might hire a truck of peace if he passes it at Monza
>2 more months of pregnant claire
>>77816006
Well it doesn't really matter after +10. They might aswell start with a fresh power unit
>>77816006
>65 place grid penalty
THE ABSOLUTE SOVEREIGN NATION OF F1
>>77815986
That's Damon Hill.
>>77816006
they should have to start a lap down tbf
>>77816006
wasn't there a race last year where mclaren was accumulating several engine and gearbox-changes and ended up with 150+ places?
>>77816054
not like they're going to finish the race anyway
Ham trying so hard to look like a badass gangsta.
>>77816111
imo only Ham and Riccy look acceptable here
>>77816054
May as well make him start in Budapest.
car numbers on the on screen graphics again?
>>77816141
yeah looks great
>>77815761
>65 grid pen for stoffel
Just fuck my homerace up senpai
>toothpastes everywhere
>>77816183
Please no, literally cool kid of 4th grade tier
>>77816136
Riccy is grinning like someone just told him not to smile.
VIDEOGAME OUT NOW
VIDEOGAME OUT NOW
VIDEOGAME OUT NOW
>>77815990
>>77816007
Morning! It's quite humid here this morning, massive rainstorm throughout last night. Sun's trying to come out, but down the valley its looking quite overcast and miserable. Not gonna be at the track until qualifying today
>>77801352
>>77801442
>No VR support --> shitgame
Buy on green man gaming with code AUGUST10
you lads ever crack a boonie?
>>77816200
What about OTHER game?
>>77816252
Wet kino again
>>77816111
Why hasnt his sikkk mixtape not leaked yet?
Not particularly reliable forecast here
This new F1 game...
>do a GP
>in quali
>set the fastest lap
>go out for second lap
>it starts to rain
>go back into the pits with 40 seconds left
>"oh nice my pole is done"
>fast forward
>suddenly P3
>two British fucks have set faster time than me in full wets
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS
>Max is getting a new wing before Daniel
>it's going to happen again isn't it
>>77816252
>14:00 0.3mm
INTER QUALI CONFIRMED
SOME WILL BE ON DRYS
ALONSO MEME POLE WHEN
>>77816298
how bad are you
>>77816316
He's literally Marcus Ericsson.
WIGGLE IT JUST A LITTLE BIT
>wet quali now 100% definitely hundey p confirmed
Could it possibly be the case that we're going to see a Hulkenberg or Alonso kino pole?
>>77816298
Are you shit at F1 virtually as well as real life, Marcus?
that wiggle is lewd as FUCK
>>77816335
confirmed where?
Lads I got drunk last night and bought F1 2017.
I havent played a racing game in ages, what am I in for?
>>77816351
French anon's forecast is saying yes, my forecast on my phone is saying no. From out the window, it looks like it might rain in about 10-15 mins.
>>77816298
Oh, you think the wetness is your ally, you merely adopted the wetness. I was born in it, droused by it. I didn’t see dry concrete until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but rough! The wet spots betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my home, I will be preparing to bring the pole lap. Then, I will overtake you. Your precious speed, gratefully accepted. We will need it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your steering column?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v_38IwO1Ys
[Cringes in British]
What the fuck was that paint ad?
FUGG
https://www.accuweather.com/en/be/spa/29281/hourly-weather-forecast/29281
>>77816369
Simcade. Gran Turismo or Forza tier.
>british ads
I almost forgot how stupid they are.
>>77816408
Will it work well with my G27?
amx's new brazilian mum is back
Jos adding a slag every weekend.
>Kvyat best finish: 2nd
>Verstappen: 8 podiums
>Americans buy F1
>everything is suddenly STATS
Why are Americans so obsessed with stats?
>>77816514
>Sir, we don't have enough space in the garage to accommodate all your acquaintances.
>>77815788
Jacking off to Mana is so last year..
>>77816527
daily reminder that blyat has infinitely more podiums than hulkenshit
>Ted analysing what umbrellas people are holding
Quality journalism right here.
>>77816533
b-b-but she won't suck my dick unless she'll get in
>>77816527
I like stats too, they help my autiszmo
>>77816506
I have G25. Works well, but I have FFB clipping. Need to tone the strength down a little.
>>77816533
>*stares at you* o_o
>Make room.
anyone got a working acestream
or is nothing going on right now
>ALO 7th
>>77816576
aight im getting hyped now installing it, my playseat has been gathering dust for over a year now. Im probably a shit driver now.
>>77816598
yeah it was shitty for me but this one seems pretty stable now
6ca261017a6eac9664c578b82442755f06388d0f
>PALMER 7th
Guys. My acestream doesn't work at all, it buffers at 0% and then says there are no active peers. How to fix it? It worked well during previous GP and wacn't launched since that weekend.
>>77816579
>he thinks >we care about 2 wheels
also instructions unclear, got dick stuck in vacuum cleaner
>7. PAL
Is he dare I say, elite?
>>77816549
Where were you when you realized Hulkengod had more LeMan starts and more LeMan wins than all other f1 drivers on the grid atm combined.
>>77816638
kill acestream process
>>77816610
>>77816620
thx guys
I'm gonna be missing the race becaues I'll be unpacking for college :( I swear if they just made every race an afternoon race like any other regular sports, western viewership would skyrocket
>>77816638
The ID changes every race
>pretty sure I've explained this to you before
>>77816657
>The state of LMP1
>>77816657
>MeMans
>relevant to anything
they don't even have enough cars for LMP1 next year
hehe
>CNN VAN
>>77816657
if it aint imsa i aint inta(rested)
I just ate some thai noodles and I think monosodium glutamate has psychoactive properties.
What's wrong with Kvyat?
>doro losso
Danil Kvyat works really well on Toro Rosso, because he drives like a 12 year old who just had two redbulls for the first time and he's piloting an aluminum can.
>>77816666
Europe is considered west m8
>>77816657
LeMans wins alongside other great F1 drivers like Alexander Whorz, Martin "the peak of my carreer was sharing a podium with Schumacher" Brundle and Marc "Ferrari choose a guy who hadn't raced in 10 years instead of me" Gene, seems about an achievement
>>77816703
Otmar Szafnauer said Ocon should be faster
>>77816316
>>77816336
I win the GPs
I'm just mad that they're allowed to qualify faster in the fucking rain
That's right, this is the race Hulk beats Sutil's record for most entries without a podium :DDD
Who are these lads? they're doing a really bad job showing that flag
>>77816755
>Sophie Levasseur
is she the in-game /Floersch/?
>fire coming out of the middle of the car
>Croft: "that might be the brakes overheating and catching fire"
Can we organise a kickstarter to hire a hitman?
Russiabro most know someone who could do it.
>>77816762
not if he dies in qualifying
>Yorkshire white rose lads trying to get neat the Toro Rosso
>mfw I can tell whose team radio is by listening to the engineer more than to the driver
>>77816579
It's on Eurosport 1 here.
fuck me these """""""""""""""""""belgian"""""""""""""""" marshals are useless
>>77816755
>14 FPS
>>77816544
Looking forward to next year desu
>>77816755
>sneaky tractor cunt on the left
hahahahahahahaha
GIMI :D :D:DDDD
>>77816787
That's because it "lags" when you take the screenshot, I have like 800 fps in the menu
GIMI
>>77816746
>Whorz
that actually hurts my brain.
>Belipe Mafra
GIMI
>>77816813
SAVAGE
>>77816770
No, it'd still count as an entry. Sut still has him beat on race starts for the record anyway.
>>77816827
Wu sounds like who, the joke is that he's a literally who
KING OF SPA
Why Massa changed his helmet?
babibay mazza
>tfw Juria will never lovingly make you a pasta bake
Why even eat?
why are audi ads so bad
youre not fuckin SAAB
It's my time
>>77816889
giveaway
>>77816932
Fair enough
>>77816927
>738 fps
>>77816927
J-just like in real life
>>77816927
It's never your time m8
>>77816973
>those textures
f1 2007 amirite
>>77816987
Cars look okay but people are Half Life 2 tier
this is Palmer's year
I BELIEVE IN GIMI RAIKKONEN :D
Well at least you tried.
>>77816998
Hl2 looked better than this shit, and it has physics.
>>77816999
*last
Palmer a QUICK
>>77816987
why u hatin? eksdee
Joe, Lee and Palmer climbed Kill a man, Jared.
JOE LEE AND PALMER
G O A T
O
A
T
>>77817019
Why do Codemasters think everything is as shiny as a dominatrix outfit?
PALMER WDC 2018
>>77817011
>Jolyon
The bullying never stops.
>>77817019
wtf
>>77817011
I really hope they do a "Highest Finish: 4th" for Hulkenberg
>>77817026
>dat mercantile nose
Why would Pirelli pick ultra softs for a track like Spa but not for Silverstone
Mclaren smoke
>this sky damage control
>>77817045
You are so tsun-tsun for Hulk-kun~
S M O K E
>>77817070
braap
>>77817069
Nah.
>>77817079
>Say That To My Face Fucker Not Online And See What Happens
>>77817011
E L I T E
L
I
T
E
>>77817079
>>77817079
>>77817019
DAS RITE MAINE
>>77817092
Only a Swede could make that "meme"
>Ted in full Palmer defence force
There's no driver available for replace
>>77817118
+1
Thanks Sven.
>>77817085
So fucking obsessed my dude. XDDD
>Never climbed up Snowden
what a fucking pussy
>>77817118
Only a Brit could make that "joke"
So over the break will the Mercs have upgraded their cars and we go back to Mercs 1/2 all the time for the rest of the season?
>>77817132
>So fucking obsessed my dude. XDDD
t. obsessed with defending Hulkenberg
KING
OF
SPA
>captcha carry bourbon
I should drink
>>77817149
Good post, well done. HOWEVER let's trace it back to who started the memeing. >>77817045
Oh shit you started to get triggered outta nowhere.
>>77816549
Here you started again. You are so mad my man!
>>77817172
Fug not that one
Pretty sure factories are closed for holidays. Not for the whole duration tho
niki is such a likeable guy
>Mercedes will turn up the engine to 80% power for qualifying and comfortably qualify 1,2
why even watch
I really enjoy Niki's interiews
WHO CAN STOP HIM
who /cyc/ here? Todays vuelta stage has a pretty cool finish, crazy 10%+ climb followed by a 1km descent at 20% and then a flat. I cant wait for the death that descent will cause.
>>77817195
Thanks for the input, Vlad.
>>77817243
>>77817173
SEETHING
>>77817248
I hope you drown in a submarine accident.
>>77817248
Ignore me, missed context.
Ban all electronics from F1 except one way radio between driver and media.
>>77817259
the new best of the worst was really disappointing
>to become the mclaren esports guy i'd have to buy forza 6 and a xbox one
what the fuck is this casual shite
>>77817263
>""""accident""""
>>77817282
Really makes you think...
>>77817282
>mfw parents told me I was an accident and they wanted a grill
vettel contract confirmed
>>77817316
I hope youre making them proud anyways
when's formula kino
>>77817316
did you tell them you wish you were a girl too
>>77817312
Oh that is some nice camo that
>>77817282
*shuts it down and laughs in German
>>77817316
Found out about a month ago my dad doesn't like me at all. We haven't spoken since
>>77817316
It's not too late to make them proud, m8...
VETTEL STAYS AT FERRARI UNTIL 2020
GRAZIE RAGAZZI
http://formula1.ferrari.com/en/extension-of-the-agreement-between-scuderia-ferrari-and-sebastian-vettel/
http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/11006051/sebastian-vettel-signs-new-ferrari-deal-sky-sources
Vet till 2020 in red
>>77817342
>my dad doesn't like me at all
How is that even possible?
>>77817316
You know what to do.
>>77817354
>>77817245
I'm waiting for stage 20. Will be kino, too bad Sunweb are cucks and kicked Barguil out, he would've been amazing on Angliru.
>>77817354
I like to think that Ferrari deliberately waited until just after SkyF1 went off air to announce this.
>based Ferrari
>>77817354
>>77817362
he actually fell for it
l m a o
>>77817255
>somebody saved my pic
*POMF*
>>77817333
kek
>>77817354
TUTTI FRUTTI CALZONE GELATO TIRAMISU BICICLETTA
>>77817354
>>77817362
>>77817354
basd GOATtel making F1 a better place. That also means Gimi until at least 2019 right?
>>77817354
Finally Arrivabenis, Seb and Kimi confirmed
>>77817342
I know that feel man. I even chose the same career as my dad because he has always been my idol in a way, and then it turns out he is disappointed in me and that just hit me like a brick.
>>77817354
based
>>77817354
I wonder what his salary is. Must be very nice.
>>77817463
40 million a year
What happened to morning streams? Any other 1080/720 acestreams out there?
>>77817463
Sky said around 40mill a year from the rumor mill at the start if FP3. They also said the contract had been drawn up and signed then too even though it wasn't announced then. So take that as you will.
>>77817372
holy fuck im just reading that now. Barguil must have been an absolute cunt for him to be sent out by his own team desu.
>NEW TRACK RECORD
>168.5 mph
could the Americans maybe not shit up our sport?
>>77817466
is there a luckier person alive than him?
>goat stay at home wife
>rich
>handsome
>drives for Ferrari in F1
>quadruple wc already
>cycling nonces in my /f1/
i WILL hit you with my car
>>77817354
>>77817447
I don't understand how a parent can dislike their child, unless they really fuck up (like kill someone) or the aprent is very conservative and the kid is a tranny with purple pubes (or the opposite)
>>77817463
Last time I read about Ferrari offering the extension it was 40 million/year. That was like 3 months ago, though.
>>77817472
6ca261017a6eac9664c578b82442755f06388d0f
>>77817499
dubs thread, nice
>>77817354
I was in italy last week and I said grazie ragazzi every time I left a restaurant /blog
>>77817522
kek
>>77817489
>is there a luckier person alive than him?
>>goat stay at home wife
>>rich
>>handsome
>>drives for Ferrari in F1
>>quadruple wc already
I bet he'd trade it all for a bigger cock, regardless of his size.
>>77817527
hes balding quite badly
>>77817527
But why?
>>77817499
>>77817547
Because bigger benis.
>>77817138
>makes the same joke
>>77812681
>no amd amx in third with rain
>>77816506
DEJA VU