England Squad

Anyone.

>>77782452
>Defoe

LEL

Iceland.

iceland i guess LOL

Part time dentists.

>>77782452
>state of this squad

Jesus we're fucked

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>>77782452

>trippier
>dier
>vardy
>LIVERMORE
>MAGUIRE
>CHALOBAH
>LINGARD
>PEBBLES
>WELBECK
>HART

oh my fucking god hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahaahhahaahhaahaha

all's missing is the holy trinity

>carroll
>henderson
>downing

OH FUCK HENDERSON IS THERE AS WELL OH HAAHAHAHAH OH FUCKING HELL PLEASE BEHEAD ME LADS I CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SOMEBODY THROW FUCKING DENTISTS AT THE LOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS HAHAHAHAH OH SHIT THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN THERE I FORGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#respect

>>77782508
s-stop this delete NOW Rash and Dele pull us through

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>OX still gets picked for some reason

>>77782508
>lists a bunch of players who would all start for poland

>>77782543

>actually a list of players who could as well play for scotland, ireland, nigeria, jamaica

>>77782588
>Comin from the country of Krychowiak
kek

Dentists who work part time

>>77782588
>tries to talk down Scotland
>a team Poland haven't beaten since 1980

>>77782588
>can't name a single Englishman who's turned down his country for a better one
>can name an endless list of Polaks who jumped at the chance to play for Germany as soon as they could
In fact, what am I even talking about? I've got a few sofas that need moving - here's a fiver and a big bag of baccy, get your wife and get shifting

>>77782452
Happy for Chalobah 2bh, but fucking hell we're shit. There's at least 15 of these call-ups I could point out, but, how the FUCK is Joe Hart still getting called up?
The inclusion of Jake Livermore says it all.

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>>77782452

>who can stop us?

you now remember the future of England, Oxlade DA OX Chamberlain
>2010 was a hell of a drug

it's amazing Poland tries to shit on anybody. biggest underachievers in the history of football

>30m people
>never won anything
>completely irrelevant league
>completely irrelevant club sides
>have only had a team in the CL once in the past 20 odd years
>never had a WC player ever until a few years ago

embarrassing how much penalty shoot-out win over switzerland can inflate a non-countries ego so much

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>>77782722
>penalty shoot-out win

well you wouldn't know, would you

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>>77782722
>>77782668
>>77782642
>>77782633

Reminder that the best thing anyone in Pooland can aspire to is a move to the UK and essentially be used as slave labour to lay bricks for pennies.

>>77782954
>Pooland

cannot tell if you're talking about Poland or india pajeet

>>77782954
man the best known and most relevant Polish in history was a woman and chose to be french because of how a shit hole Poalnd was, this is the state of this country.

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>Jake livermore
>Joe hart
>John stones
>Harry maguire
>Aaron cresswell
>Danny welbeck
Football is coming home lads

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>Englel so butthurt over their squad they lose their shit over a shitposter
Good times
Inb4 dutch NT hate.

ITT: Katyn massacre

>Cresswell
>Chalobah
>Livermore
>Maguire
>Welbeck
literally who?

>>77782452
>it's coming home.

>>77782452

How does Livermore keep getting in there? Lingard too. Absolute trash

>selecting 4 keepers because you're too afraid to drop Hart

the squad is shit but the first XI is decent. #REALTALK

Butland
Walker Cahill Stones Bertrand
Hendo Dier
Sterling Alli Rashford
Kane

>>77783838
Dearth of players in his role.Chalobah should force him out though.

>>77782722
You now remember Shaqiri's equalising goal didn't even win GOTT.

>muh part time dentists
can this meme die already? if anything the fact they only play football part of the time gives them an edge as they're less fatigued from the previous season

Baines?

>>77783933
>>>/tv/

>>77783875

>Stones

When will this meme end. He's shit. I'd start Jones over pebbles right now.

Sterling is honestly shit too. Doesn't england have a better option?

>>77782508
Joe Hart: gk of England, benchwarmer at fucking Torino

>>77783895

He is a nothing player though who has reached his nothing potential. Better off throwing any young player in instead. Ward Prowse or Davies or ANYONE

Same for Defoe. At least Defoe used to be good but he'll be heading for 36 by the time the World Cup gets here. 4th choice striker may as well be some youngster for the future like Calvert Lewin.

>>77783986
hart is england's third choice keeper

>>77783971

The meme is that he's shit

reminder england have won more world cups than any other flag ITT this year

>>77783941
daft

Pickford will start