Words of wisdom edition
>>77759255
this is the spammer
First for Australia
Can DC press charges on JJ?
Whittaker was born in NZ
Big Pigg got robbed at UFC 167
Everyone knows it
>>77761725
No, that's fuckin absurd.
>>77761738
they all slap the goon with the same hand m8
>>77761758
Do you get paid for being so obese and spamming an anime website?
>>77759255
Previous thread:
>>77760643
remember, DC is just as bad for that tower pressing shit, true champion is VOLKAN
>>77761770
Not Gus?
fuck off
>>77761773
>>77761773
looks like grizzly bear country
Boxing isn't real
It's just a set of beliefs
>>77761758
>1/280
So can we all agree the Jon Jones vs OSP was the natty Jones?
>>77761787
he failed for that fight dude
>>77761787
"The compound Turinabol came back in vogue over the last decade or so,
which combined with the development of a new test detecting a long-lasting metabolite of the drug, resulted in a spike in athletes failing tests for the drug over the last five years or so. Not all WADA-accredited labs were able to test for the long-lasting metabolite even as recently as 2016, but full time testing for the metabolite has been rolled out to most or all WADA-accredited labs over the past few years. The new test can detect the use of Turinabol weeks or months after it was taken."
I don't think natty jones exists
>>77761783
Conor didn't go to boxing school he went to boxing
>>77761772
sure, but volkan is the new hypetrain so im hopping on that
>USADA's gonna get ya, then DC's gonna get ya
>>77761793
Not all the boys like him but some do.
One thing is for sure the fans can't fight for you
So sit there and be quiet you little BITCH
>>77761797
can't diss the swiss
Jon Jones will never fight again
>>77761832
This is how adan got doxxed by dockie lol
>>77761816
the story about Jon hiding under the cage at Jackson Wink was probably true all along...
The guy's a sociopath and will never learn, what a shame because a lot of fan will forgive him juicing, Jon will always get a pass because he was the goat and always will be in the eyes of the pleb
>>77761858
He will always be my boy no matter what Pierre
>>77761832
What a mongrel.
>>77761725
He could sue him for battery.
>Jones fought 6 times in 3 months, including a stretch where he fought 4 times in 4 weeks
>people think he hasn't been juicing his entire career
Scientists have determined what the average American will look like by 2050, and it's beautiful.
This is what human scientific engineering was capable of producing? And we think that it's a bad thing?
He saved himself from another Gus fight
>>77761880
what terrible awful parenting, whoever is that kids dad should be fucking ashamed.
anyone with even a HINT or SHRED of dignity wouldn't have let this happen, literally worse than the heem holocaust
paulie following conor around like a crazy ex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGLtPn7NY_0
>>77761872
99.9% of fighters are on the juice. It's always just a matter of not getting caught, Lance Armstrong went decades without being caught cause for the most part he knew what he was doing.
>>77761895
I'd like to see what study you're pulling that information from.
>>77761895
>99.9% of fighters are on the juice
>Source: your ass
>>77761883
N A T T Y
>>77761907
Source: Literal common sense cause I'm not some dumb pleb who lives in la la land
oh well jon's done its over
the real question can daniel take the shame of being second best for the rest of his career
Who is your favorite undisputed non roided champion
>>77761892
That's actually pretty accurate if not a little hyperbolic.
Shaub is a big brown tier parent.
>>77761925
>undisputed
Are you autistic?
>>77761883
nah dude this is way better
>>77761923
I'm sure with a few more wins he'll be be put over Liddel and Ortiz and claim the number 1 spot.
>>77761925
He's the only one.
100% Greatest Natty GOAT of all time.
>>77761925
Hendo
>>77761949
>h-hendo won the popular vote!!! l-look at bisping's face!!!
Post your face
>>77761939
Pretty sure Mighty Mouse is the best non-roiding champ.
Coincidentally, with Jones removed from the GOAT list he's also number 1 there, as well.
>>77761927
You are such a pussy.
>>77761952
>Post your face
You'd like that wouldn't you homo?
>>77761949
>>77761952
Actually Beespee won the popular vote, Hendo won the actual fight.
>>77761955
Calm yourself spergie before I bully you again.
Bispy and Gooby bless
>>77761964
>Bisping had his way wth Hendo outside of 2 punches
If it was a street fight Hendo would've been turned to meat over the course of 45 minutes. He's lucky the fight stopped after 5 rounds.
>>77761946
Wtf I'm a racist now
Quitters and tappers bless
>>77761946
I hate niggers and I'm not even racist.
>>77761977
>>77761974
>Bisping had his way wth Hendo
He landed 2 nutshots and nothing else Hendo caved that bong face in twice.
>>77761981
Post footage from his last fight
Hendo was on TRT. He should be in a neck brace too. He can't move his neck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKyky63CR20
>>77761970
Bisping is quite handsome.
>>77761946
>this is okay because the victims white
Fucking black people. Not even the kids because thats what kids do but the nigger filming this needs a kick in the teeth
>>77761993
@ 2:30
OLE OLE OLE
>>77761993
not true, Hendo is the natty GOAT
>>77761998
That is NOT what kids do.
>>77762004
>Get in my guard bro
>there are people who actually get triggered when you post a pic of the Natty King
Sad lives you must live if you think spamming the same stale clips of him losing to roiders will change the fact that he is your MW champ
>Is this guy going to mess this up again by doing steroids or snorting cocaine or sand blasting prostitutes. What's this guy going to do to mess this up this time.
>>77762005
Kids dont know any better. Kids only know what they see at home. Sad stuff, that girl is like 5 getting beat on by two 9 year olds. Wish i could have been there
Why are PeesPee fans so embarrassed about UFC 204 when it was the last time their average bloke fought?
>>77762012
Bisping hasn't fought in so long I forgot hes still mw champ desu.
What if I told you the greatest UFC fighter ever only wore magnum condoms and had a huge cock?
>>77762022
Bobby Knuckles is the champ, Bisbong is the interim
>>77762031
Bisping?
>>77762020
Man trtor was sexual violence
>>77762037
A force of science
you ever look at the word doing
doing
weird word, right?
>>77762037
USADA was a mistake
>Bisping survived the punch of a man who knocked out Fedor
Pretty GOAT desu
Penis pills Joe
I have a huge cock
>>77762004
Casual don't remember Dan Henderson being called Decision Dan
>Once known as "Decision Dan," Henderson's career-changing knockout win over Silva was accomplished with the help of synthetic testosterone. So were his legendary knockouts against Michael Bisping and Fedor Emelianenko and his fight-of-the-decade bout with Mauricio Rua at UFC 139.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2487119-the-trt-legacy-ufc-legend-dan-hendersons-problematic-career
https://www.mmamania.com/2016/8/16/12502846/trt-reason-michael-bisping-requested-dan-henderson-rematch-ufc-204-manchester-mma
>>77762018
>You're not gonna kick me in the head with your left leg
>What's this guy gonna do to mess this up next time
Mystic DC
Only in the UFC would a WWE wrestler destroy their best fighters without even using the F5 and their GOAT got busted for steroids at least boxing has a true hero and fighter in Muhammad Ali
>>77762048
>questioning the natty GOAT
ya nah m8
sometimes you just need a more powerful dick pill
i thought steroids might help get my dick up joe
i have a huge cock btw
Undisputed middleweight champ buddeh
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/6/6/8741333/dan-henderson-on-getting-off-trt-i-just-kind-of-quit-cold-turkey
A year later
http://www.mmaweekly.com/dan-henderson-intends-to-resume-trt-use
>>77761883
THE NATTY GOD
post Bisbong's daughterwife again
>I'm gonna get my revenge buddeh believe you me
>25 mins later....
Really makes you think
>>77761758
>>77761767
>>77761773
Well, where are the other 277 of these?
>>77762048
>decision dan
>over 50% knockout ratio over 30+ fights
You are the casual. He started as a pure wrestler that found power in his hands early in his career. The man is a legend
>>77762074
Thanks for reminding me who won that fight and is still champ buddeh
>>77762074
A face only a mother can love buddeh
a third of tickets still unsold for the fight any vegas anons get down to the box office and camp out and get a bargain
>>77761925
DC.
>>77762091
>half-champ*
>>77762091
The eyes have to be tucked buddeh
>>77761958
>im an ugly fuck
Gotcha
>>77761787
Jones has never been natty
https://www.google.com/amp/m.sherdog.com/news/news/Victor-Conte-Jon-Jones-Low-Testosterone-Levels-Before-UFC-182-Highly-Suspicious-80631/amp
USADA starts testing on July 1st 2015.
St. Prieux the only fight he didnt get popped for since USADA got hired, probably didnt think he needed to use or got lucky as fuck and didnt get caught.
>>77762048
I don't give a fuck, everyone else in pride was juiced to the gills too. Bisping still almost got stopped by 50 year old hendo. And 42 year old anderson
Bisping bless guys
>>77762101
Not going to post my face for you on 4chan sweetie :^)
>>77762081
Decision Dan was called Decision Dan because he won a lot of dodgy Decisions, Dan.
>>77762106
>>77762108
I know. Because you're hideous. It's alright, schnookums.
The eyes have to be tucked buddeh
>>77762105
Almost.
>>77762118
>>>/soc/ if you want to jerk off to 4chan male faces sweetie
>>77762116
delet this
>>77762129
Tuck in those eyes buddeh
Deny all you want but Bisping is the natty king buddeh. You guys are worse than Luke Rockhold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o43W9Xg0ANU
>>77762126
>turns posting his mug into jerking off
Interesting mind you have
>>77762073
Does Hendo have the best looking wife in MMA?
Do people really think that he wouldn't have been able to kick DC in the face with his left leg if it wasn't for steroids?
You DC fans deluded.
https://youtu.be/tCWEdkqZpcU
guys seriously when has Jones fought clean? Is there any time he hasn't been on something?
>>77762143
Cry some more, fag.
ALL HAIL NATTY KING GOOBY
bisping definitely won
Soon.
>>77762136
H8rs will always be h8rs my man. Just focus on success and the h8rs will be in shambles.
O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
>>77762106
Bless buddeh
>>77762152
Post face
>>77761720
So sad to see that our people have fallen to become borderline trailer trash. What a culture.
>>77762139
she's a 9 for being over 30
>>77762152
Thought I told you to tuck in those eyes buddeh?
>>77762151
He's just good at passing drug tests, obviously a juice head look at his body for fucks sake.
>roiders in shambles
>h8rs in shambles
>>77762172
t. never gonna make it
>>77762162
now what, little guy?
The nose has to be tucked buddeh
>>77762172
Gooby on juice would be fucking unstoppable, Jones literally wouldn't have shit on him
>>77762176
The mouth-piece has to be tucked buddeh
>>77762121
Not a good look when you come out of title defenses against hand picked opponents with a face that looks like you were in a high speed car crash. I get why he wanted those fights, he was always begging for a shot at prime Anderson and this way he can have some vindication about thinking he had a chance with the spider like 7 years ago
>>77762191
>Rockhold KO w-was a fluke!!!
>Anderson totally knocked out Bisping, it was legit!!!!
Pick one h8r
>>77762179
way cuter than her mom
weird
>>77762191
>stands up
>1 punches the champ
no hard feelings roidhue
>>77762199
>199
Poetry. H8rs are in shambles
>>77762199
Tuck that mouth-piece in if you don't want a knee on your head buddeh
What betting site are you guys using to make millions on betting on Conor winning brahs?
>>77762215
yure mom
>>77762215
Nobody I know with more than 2 brain cells to rub together thinks gooby is going to win
>>77762209
Tuck those fat rolls in if you don't want to be exposed as a h8r buddy
>>77762227
Fast forward to the part you spam scat/Aspen Ladd
What is some great MMA Kino?
>>77762224
>>77762220
t. Vegas casino owners who are about to become poorfags
>The natty king triggers people a year later
Bisping is the best buddeh
>>77762230
Calm down
>>77759255
Jones was always on steroids. It's like with Frank Mir, every time you see him lean he's on it.
>>77762231
MMA cinema? They're all gay.
>>77762242
Tuck your gay porn folder buddeh dont want mommy finding out her son is a degen loser
>>77762240
Its literally just one person. The same exact person every single time, every single day basically. I love it!
>>77762254
Bisping wont let you marry his daughter dude
>>77762251
Take a big deep breath from the diaphragm. Call your handler. Everything will be fine.
>>77762240
>>77762254
samefag
>>77762240
>>77762254
Bisking bless buddehs
>>77762261
You okay buddy?
>>77762254
I refuse to believe that one person is so upset about Bisping that he gets mad every time he is talked about.
>>77762258
I think you'd be surprised.
>you will never see Bisping vs Jon Jones money fight
Apologise
4 year suspension if jon jones is found guilty
>>77762275
Pick one
1. work hard for five years training every week, eating tons of food, damaging your body in the process to look muscular and lean
2. take a magic pill that instantly transforms your body in your ideal one
I think I know what I'd pick. Anyone who calls steroid users "pussies" or "lazy" is an idiot.
Jon literally snuck into the labs to taint his own samples to duck Oezdemir
>>77762277
Maybe 5 years depending on how long this case takes. Regardless Jones career is over
>>77762269
I only do it for the (you)s and the buddeh posting
>>77762269
Thoughts on UFC 204?
>>77762288
He'll be found innocent
Mark my words
>>77762287
Who here /notime/?
>>77762269
At first it was kind of funny but I really feel sorry for that guy.
>>77762287
I don't blame him oez has gypsy magic in his hands
>you will never see potential match ups with Jones anymore
Feels fucking sad man
>>77762308
Jon and Brock will meet at Wrestlemania
>>77762284
You're a shit troll. But I'll take a nibble. They're not taking them for aesthetics, they take them to get an advantage in a sport that can cause brain damage.
>>77762294
Even if he dindu nuffin, his reputation with the fans is basically ruined.
Tainted dick pills aren't going to save him this time.
>>77762301
Jokes on you, I like watching you squirm everytime I bring up that Hendo whooped Bisping at the ripe old age of 46. Every single time lmao! This is all I need to post to rev you up: >>77761949
>imagine samefag cucking 24/7
Based Jon forging his own results just to retire at 30 as the GOAT
>>77762308
Him and cormier have ruined lhw. I kind of wish cormier had won because now he's just going to be the asterisk champ
>>77762318
Yeah I should have said, I was talking about steroids for general aesthetics or bodybuilding.
Koreshkov vs Njokuani
Ward vs Gonzalez
McKee vs Tugman
Ellen vs Arteaga
>>77762301
Some people can't handle the bantz
Greg Jackson is a sport-killer
DC IS THE DOUBLE PAPER CHAMP
>>77762328
why do you keep talking to yourself lol
>>77761770
>DC is just as bad for that tower pressing shit
really nigger? fucking really? you are crying over 1,5lbs you fuckhead. the title fight would have been better right? you fucking dilettant nigger. even rumble has said it did not matter, he lost fair and square. it was a good fight. 1,5 lbs is the shit I took in the morning and it resembles to you.
is succ back?
>>77762301
>>77762328
samefag
>>77762328
>t. schizo
Seek immediate help friendo.
>>77762326
Black man
Nando Maniac
AJ
Arteaga but mostly my dick LOL
>>77762326
It's 182
Yes I have autism
>>77762336
The succ never left
You just know the Fertitas would have covered this up
>>77762326
Njokuani
Gonzalez
Mckee
Arteaga
>>77762346
nice, forgot to change it
Trying to find a fight where Jones probably wasn't on PEDs to see what he's like natty.
I don't think there is one except for his first couple but he was barely into his 20s so not a good indicator... He popped on all his post USADA fights and the ones that he didn't he looked to good to be natty.
>Post Bisping
>get people triggered
Bisping bless buddeh
>>77762351
Same way they covered up Vitor testing positive?
Was USADA a mistake?
>>77762352
>calendarnegro is a furfag
the rumors are true after all
>>77762326
Blair Tugman sounds like a porno name
>>77762136
DC is the natty king, buddeh.
>>77762359
Bless
>Loser posts Bisping
>I post Hendo
>He gets triggered and starts posting Luke
>I keep posting Hendo
>He gets buttmad and starts samefagging his own posts
>I keep posting Hendo
>>77762376
He's pretty nice guy IRL don't know why he turns into such a scumbag in front of the cameras.
>>77762376
>>77762359
samefag
why don't they just test them before the fight
>>77762299
penthousesweet is /ourguy/
>>77762389
You don't sell fight with kindness which is what Whitaker is unfortunately doing
>yfw we'll never see jacked white boy vs a jacked white boy
>>77762398
Tell that to GSP.
>>77761883
LET THEM JUICE
>>77762389
Gotta sell them tickets, buddeh.
Also on a side note, how do I achieve Bisking-levels of un-JUST?
I can't wait to look across the octagon and see DC crying
#savage
>>77762394
Isn't that what happened? I heard they took the sample right after the weigh-in
>>77762398
I don't think it has anything to do with selling the fight, he's a dick to people on Twitter too. Probably a case of taking banter too far.
>>77762404
Naturally like Bisping. Find the right hair hairdo, gain some muscle, etc.
>H-heh... Looks like I w-won in the end haha...
*takes painkiller for headache*
>>77762295
looks like one of the guys from Prometheus
>>77762275
"Negro athleticism" is an American steroid-induced cuckold meme. White Americans are behind everything anti-white.
>>77762404
What is the significant of this image? He didn't get either uglier or prettier, just older.
>>77762394
How long do these tests take in the lab? If it's more than a couple of weeks there's nothing you can do. They'll test you 2 weeks before the fight (you can be clean here), then you start juicing, then stop juicing a week before the fight and flush them out so that hopefully when they test you at the weigh in you're good to go. Obviously the combo that Jones used didn't work.
>>77762335
rumble didnt care because he was retiring
UFC is literally WWE, get over it kiddo
>>77762295
Natty limit
I wonder if Spainsperg will return now
>>77762335
You don't understand the sport. 1.5 pounds is a huge disadvantage because if we both have to cut by dehydrating ourselves and you get to cut 1.5 pounds less than I do, it's going to take me a few more hours of and that will affect my performance.
>>77762466
>>77762466
Some guy with a proxy has been pretending to be him for hours
Would a roided DC be nigh unstoppable?
>>77762472
thank god, i was gonna shoot myself in the head if i saw that ugly bitch one more time
>>77762472
>1/280
Unfortunately I think it's a setup. Nothing wrong with Ladd's weird family in small doses
>>77762472
You got off easy. I got a life ban for posting her and her sisters fully clothed. Mods must be pedos that can't see kids without sexualizing them
>>77762479
He could probably drop down to 10% body fat, go to middleweight and break the record for most title defences.
>>77762404
Didn't hear the new episode of the podcast yet. Last one was pretty funny.
>>77762479
He got stopped by the weight cut in the Olympics.
>>77762479
Even non-roided DC is unstoppable to everyone but a roiding JBJ, so I'd say yes. Dude was arguably the greatest HW in the world at one point and now he's the greatest LHW in the world.
>>77762493
I can only listen to snippets of it on Youtube. Bisping sounds so fucking congested it makes me want to puke. It's like Tom Gallichio and Jesse Taylor x10
What's next for DC? He's done with LHW and he said last week he's done a lot to stay at LHW and doesn't think to go back to HW.
>>77762482
Here you go
>>77762437
Men age like wine and women age like milk
>jones
kinda wish bisking would get popped for roids just for the shitposting and /heem/ reaction
He won the title on a lucky shot anyway
>>77762529
>filename
>>77761720
Her belly button ring looks like an overgrown fungus but her trashy cooter tat gets me
Frank Shamrock never lost the LHW belt.
I kind of feel bad for Jon Jones but at the same time he did this to himself. I wish I could have seen him live his entire career through so I could see if he really was undefeatable
How does Conor manage to get away from trouble with USADA but Jon gets caught red handed every single time?
I'm not accusing McGregor of doing drugs, I am 100% certain that he's on them 24/7. I still like him but I can't understand how he doesn't get caught.
>>77762530
Lost the title on an unlucky shot
>>77762501
>>77762501
Ugly as fuck my guy
>>77762539
I never thought of it that way. If DC is a paper champ then Jones is, too, because Jones never beat Shamrock.
McGregor will heem Floyd in under 4 rounds and no one will be surprised.
>>77762539
>Still the lineal champ
>>77762544
i am 100% sure that conor is 100% natty 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year
>>77762553
what are you doing here bud? regurgitating the same shit we've heard 1000 times. from mcgregor himself...?
>yfw these two are destroying the UFC from the inside
Gus' wife is literally my favorite Instagram page.
https://www.instagram.com/antoniamoa/
>Jon Jones is such a wild, unpredictable fighter
>25 minutes of oblique kicks and spinning back elbows
>So creative!
>>77762568
fuck off bro i found it first
CAIN?
>>77762564
>I don't want to discuss
>I want to meme
grow up
So now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that DC is the undisputed Natty GOAT?
Well, I tried to tell you so (yes, I did)
But I guess you didn't know
As the saddest story goes
Jones you roided bro
Cause I knew it from the start
When Jon broke my heart
That I had to come again
And show you that I'm clean
[Pre-Chorus]
You lied to me
All those times you said you were natty
You lied to me
Yes you tried, yes you tried
You lied to me
When you kicked me in the head
You lied to me
Yes I cried, yes I cri-i-ied
[Hook]
Return of the SUCC (there it is)
Return of the SUCC (come on)
Return of the SUCC (oh my God)
You knew that I'd be back (here I am)
Return of the SUCC (once again)
Return of the SUCC (top of the world)
Return of the SUCC (watch my flow)
You knew that Id be back (here I go)
>tfw you were right all along
post your glory kickboxing walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIiEh9Y-PG0&list=RDrIiEh9Y-PG0
Just woke up
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>77762576
Great discussion there bud! Repeating something conor said for the 1000th time. The fuck you expect us to say to you?
malki kawa desperately searching for turinabol contaminated substances right now
>>77762594
>gets triggered by the truth
sounds like you got a personal problem guy
>>77762572
Uh, you don't get to bring roiders.
>>77762586
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
why you all saying jbj popd for roids, any source for that?
i can only find that he's failed the test, that could be anything
>>77762601
Lol remember when Yoel was supposed to sue that supplements company for his """"tainted supplements"""""'
It really begs the question of how easily a fighter can take dodgy substances he knows are laced with shit, and if he gets caught can just cry he dindu nuffin
>>77762557
He literally posts pics on his instagram where he's high out of his mind, holding a fucking joint. Check his damn profile. You really think that's all he does when he hits the club?
You probably also believe he's a loving husband that's never cheated on Dee.
Good for him, I would have done the same. I just wanna know how he doesn't get caught.
>>77761925
Joanna
>>77762615
wtf are you on about lad? of course he does recreational drugs like everyone else
>>77762615
>>77762615
sarcasm doesn't translate well in text format, I agree
>>77762569
>and uh... it is what it is
Glad volktron knocked him the fuck out
>jon jones is the goat
apologize to fedor right fucking now
>>77762629
>recreational drugs like everyone else
Yeah degenerates like you.
>>77762605
>They aren't roiders, just tainted supplements
>>77762671
we're all degenerates here senpai
>>77762641
Hold the fuck up
>>77762629
>like everyone else
Not everyone's a degenerate
>>77762668
>fedor GOAT
>>77762675
Confirmed for not knowing the fucking line
>Jones popped for roids
>Conor about to get memed on
UFC is done. For me, it's Bellator.
>>77762585
good choice
mine would also have to be something with a very european feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t989-ukRYTY
>>77762678
No. I am above the rest of you h8rs in moral statue.
>>77762641
Those prostitutes are uglier than dee to be honest
>>77762684
newfriend
>>77761883
Thats one big nigger right there
>>77762687
sorry just woke up.
>>77762686
fedor in PRIDE era was a god
jones isnt even better than gsp
im glad daniel gets some respite from all of this, he deserves it. Must have been fun telling him.
>>77762691
Damn I have no answer for that
damn jeff novitsky tall as fuck
Only 3 more days until Gooby's career is ended
>>77762703
It's okay just don't mess up my favorite meme again please
>>77762697
You sure about that?
>>77762704
fedor was a can crusher, he got smoked by mitrione, maldonado, hendo, bigface, and werdum
he was never and will never be the GOAT
http://www.strawpoll.me/13767005
>>77762715
>>77762697
conor and dee were both very ugly people. they were bullied in school, dee suffered from anxiety, conor has some inferiority complex because of it.
now they look like famous actors but they're just hiding behind shades, suits, tattoos etc. they're still ugly inside
>>77762692
need 128 bpms or more my guy, try these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbD7VCGPOmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbjXd_O3VGc
>>77762717
still a bigger contender than jon "roids in my bones" jones
>>77762727
nobody has even come close to beating Jones your argument is completely invalid
>>77762730
what about gus davidson?
>>77762730
>>77762730
>roid to win
yeah and barry bonds is a fraud too
>>77762732
this but unironically
>>77762732
gus was hurt worse than jones he almost died in that fifth round
>>77762730
Gus literally beat him.
>>77761994
he's a big guy
>>77762733
touche faget
>>77762734
whatever it takes, you should know this by now leaf
>USADA can't change the fact that Jones literally killed DC and took his belt back
>>77762742
This. And Gus isn't even that good, he's below DC and Rumble.
Just shows that Jones without roids = Ovince Saint Preux tier.
What emotion is this face showing
>>77762742
Check the record, bud.
He literally beat him within an inch of his life, Alex nearly died in the cage.
>>77762756
>i got security here acting like i'm one of the fans
>>77762756
Guidosity
>>77762755
bong logic has failed the world so many times over why do you still trust it?
jones is the GOAT, deal with it.
DID YOU BRING YOUR BALLS CONOR
this triggered mcgregory
>>77762756
>don't u know who i am???
>it's cool bro
>right guys???
>>77762769
>use PEDs
>beat natty fighters
>goat
spammer logic
>>77762773
>tfw you forget to pack your balls
>>77762756
Southern Italian mongrels should've never been allowed to immigrate.
I kind of feel bad for Paulie. I wish things between him and McGregor worked out
>>77762777
>undisputed GOAT gets """caught""" once for unnamed drug
>literally worse than OSP
lol, now you're hysterical
>>77762755
MMA math doesn't work. Gus can have the tools to beat Jones but not Rumble and DC, and Jon can have the tools to beat them both while still being worse than Gus.
Every here needs to apologise to DC
>>77762756
>My feet hurt
>Why is he wearing a full suit in summer weather?
>Can he see my gold chain?
>O-oh nevermind, he has a Rolex...
>Are suitvests still cool?
>I miss my old guido hairstyle
>I wish Jersey Shore was still on
>>77762787
>jones has the tools to beat* them
he sure did
>ayy he stuck his fuckin balls in my mouth while i was sleepin, like come on bro what the fuck
>>77762139
She looks so filthy, got that whoreface going on kinda like miesha
>>77762786
>t. 214er
He was literally caught cheating with OSP and barely beat him. He just upped the dose for DC because he knew his usual stack wouldn't be enough.
>>77762794
didn't beat rumbull
>>77762074
>muh damij
The absolute state of bisby haters
can't wait until dana vlogs himself pissing on bob arum's grave
>>77762798
bud that's a close up photo with flash and she has barely any make up. you people are pathetic, i'd like to see what you look like bud.
>>77762798
Not at all. She looks like a Disney princess while Miesha looks like a gutter whore.
>>77762799
are you guessing? I think you're guessing.
I'm not guessing that Jones is the GOAT regardless of some drug test, you casualshit.
>>77762810
good post man
>>77762806
Hey buddy try this better image
>>77762810
>>77762801
these desu
>>77762798
pic looks better in thumbnail size
>>77762819
literal cuck
Jones prolly has enough money. He should just out the faggot on his team who was managing his steroids so everybody knows what a low iq piece of shit they are.
>>77762810
Jesus Christ what is wrong with you
>wake up
>eat
>shower
>turn on computer
>JBJ cheated
That fucking nigger. He is a nigger right ? A fucking nigger.
DC is the best ever
>>77762834
Kevin, is that you?
What did he mean by "I need to get my life back"
>yfw this jon stole a page from brock and roided on purpose just to get that paycheck and ride of into the sunset
Calendarcuck is disgusting.
>>77762845
Kek
>>77762809
I like whoreface girls my attention seeking little faggot friend. Calm down.
I don't know how to feel about this.
The best fighter is generally considered to be Anderson Silva, followed by GSP.
Now Anderson's wins were before USADA so he, along with everyone else, was probably 'cheating'. GSP was definitely cheating (roid gut). But because they weren't caught, they now have the legacy of best of all time.
The difference with Jones is that he used steroids against clean fighters rather than other steroid users.
You guys are fucking autistic. How does it feel supporting a dead sport?
At this very instant, how hard is Luke Thomas's dick?
>>77762845
lmao
>>77762855
>GSP was definitely cheating (roid gut).
>t. brainlet
>>77762861
Not as hard as mine
>>77762850
>>77762862
what was it?
>>77762852
My tiny white boy dick would never satisfied woman of that size. A big black Bulls cock could only handle this much ass.
>>77762856
>/box/ poster in disguise
hehehhe can't wait till you and your kind are exiled to /asp/
>>77762868
Something really funny
>>77762864
I think I trust Nick Diaz more than some spammer on 4chan.
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/23/10659064/mma-news-nick-diaz-gsp-used-steroids-missed-weight-by-3-pounds-ufc-158
>>77762855
Anderson was caught cheating, idiot.
>>77762856
The most boring sport in the world is also the most popular in the world, and you're complaining about the one true sport?
>>77762868
calendarcuck being gay
>>77762855
At this point it's pretty obvious who the true GOAT is.
>>77762868
The best post I've ever seen on /sp/
>>77762868
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77759255/#77762845
>>77762841
I feel like most of the greatest athletes ever are very narcissistic but Jones is actually a sociopath, he says and does whatever he thinks will make him popular, at first he was a bad boy and now he wanted a redemption story. Most of the time he looks like a robot pretending to be human, the only time he seems somewhat genuine is when he is being an asshole.
>>77762874
>trusting the opinion of a bias stoner
seems about right, brainlet
REALLY need to see the tiger woods nudes
apparently he's hung like a donkey
>>77762881
indeed
>>77762893
>not a regular user of celebjihad
Gtfo out of my general
>>77762903
can't find them on there
>>77762877
During his reign as Middleweight champion you absolute mongoloid.
>>77762887
>Weed is bad!
And Diaz is the most honest fighter out there, he never whines, always admits defeat when it's fair.
Too real for this semen slurping sport.
>>77762912
bait
>>77762905
Theyre in the lindsey vonn page, scroll through her gross pussy and find it
>>77762918
link now
I want off Mr.Bones wild ride!!!
>>77762912
>GSP has been busted for roids throughout his career!!1
he literally hasn't, he's the natty GOAT for a reason
who will punished yoel fight?
Is he going to wait for bisping to lose against bobbie knuckles and then challenge him?
So how obvious is it now how roided gsp was and was it just a convenient coincidence that he retired right before usada went into effect?
>>77762947
there is no conspiracy nerd
>>77762951
that's what they said about 9/11 too
>>77762951
your right its the truth
>DC gets the belt again after being heemed into shadow realm
can't make this up
>>77762930
>>77762915
>juices entire life
>USADA about to be introduced to UFC
>i'm retiring because of lack of testing
>doesn't make a comeback after USADA
that's how you get a squeaky clean image while being the biggest cheater in the sport's history
>>77762951
Just look at him.
GSP is now the official GOAT, then when Bisping beats him Bisping will be the new GOAT
>>77762961
>GSP was a confirmed roider
really not the truth at all, is it?
>b-but my fat belly meme
>all fat people are on steroids because nick diaz said so
>>77762963
He looks so much like channing tatumn in that pic
>>77762963
>>77762964
your pictures don't mean shit
>>77762967
i guess the iceman was clean as well
UFC is a clownworld, this never happens in Bellator
thank you Mr. Coker
>>77762966
I for one would like to see more failed female fighters turn to porn.
>>77762985
I only fight on native reserves.
I'm clean.
Jon Juice Jones
>>77762963
>>77762964
He also lost to Hendricks. GSP isn't even top 10 for me. Matt Hughes would beat him 9/10 times.
>>77762987
WMMA is porn. The good kind too, not the faggotory fucking shit.
>>77762967
It's a side effect of steroid use you goof.
The term is "hgh gut", look it up.
Not to mention his bitch tits due to estrogenic side effects which is called "gyno" and a known side effect of steroid use.
Then look at his protege Rory's notorious back acne another huge side effect of roiding.
>>77763006
Prime GSP beat Hughes twice
Stop being a pathetic h8er
has jon responded yet?
>>77763006
>Matt Hughes would beat him 9/10 times.
>Nick Diaz said
>Jones is literally worse than OSP
lol the lowtest bong is on a role
Who would be the best if all fighters doped to the max?
>wake up
>check news by based spergop
>jones popped again
Dc is the real natty goat guys, we all saw how terrible jones looked off roids in the osp fight. He knew that he couldnt beat dc without it
>>77762963
>>77762964
memes aside man, hes fucking bloated. Im lean af and i get bloated like that as well
>>77763010
>hgh gut
it's a meme and you should feel bad for even thinking it was real in the first place
seriously, I hope you sleep well because you shouldn't.
>>77763019
i blame his powerlifting gymrat bro's
>>77763018
Demetrious Johnson might actually turn into Mighty Mouse.
>>77763018
DC.
>>77763018
Mark Hunt
>>77763018
I dunno but that would be the best all joking aside, bring on the drugs I want the best fights.
>>77761725
Sue him in civil court
He agreed to not use steroids in contract
Voided contract
Damages
The agreement was with a third party so sue the third party and have them sue Jones for contract breach
Theres certainly a term that says you cant sue them if the other person cheats, but challenge the validity of that term, you cant sign away rights and breach of contract is breach of contract
>>77763018
Stipe "HW GOAT" Miocic
>>77763018
Imagine nattty king Bisping on the juice
He'd be a 3-division champ
>>77763015
Who cares tovarich, he'll probably spout the same old bullshit about accusations being lie and how he never meant to disappoint the fans and blablabla
He's a lying piece of shit and he's proven it yet again
>>77763027
he was roiding his entire career dude
>>77763038
>Bisping hops on EPO
>has the cardio to throw 500 strikes/round for a full 5 rounds
>>77763051
obv if youre winning in college youre beating other roidfags so youre already on roids then
just another junkie from the hood
shit he'll be governor of california in a few decades given americucks cuck salivating for big bad steroid boyz
I'm going to need you to respond to this post with "I apologize DC" line.
Please do so immediately.
>>77763016
i just hate little juicy sluts like JJ and GSP. You can tell their cheating fuckers because of how high and mighty they act, like they're above everyone else. you know how you don't cheat? nate diaz, so he doesn't have to put on an act because realness speaks for itself .
bury the 125, 135, 145, 155, 170 and 205 divisions
everyone else can pick between going to 185 or 265
>man
>hoe
when will betaroids ever recover? they shouldnt even be alive
its like manlets on stilts trying to convince reality than theyve got real test when theyre just cuckfags shooting masculinity into their ass
>>77763063
I apologize DC
>>77763018
Whoever's the best heavyweight.
>>77762529
>blond
>braces
>not older than 17
Hnggggggggggggggg
>DC becomes champ again
>gets slept by Volktron in one round
>>77763058
>tfw the entirety of my high school footbal team and half the wrestling and basketball teams were juicing
And we were just a tiny-ass rural highschool where everyone was poor as shit. Imagine what a place like where Jones went was up to.
>>77763083
Can confirm.
I wrestled at a high school in rural Texas in a town with less than 15,000 people and half our fucking team was on juice.
Jon did nothing wrong, this is like the OJ trial all over again
>>77763083
my school raised a lot of low class people into professional rugby league players. its not NFL money but for some derro it's good money $100,000 a year for braindead retards
anyway they were all on roids
but
>mfw the roiders suffered career ending knee injuries. fuck em, they put all their chips in the middle and lost and they knocked out all the natty players
>>77763102
Roiders are 9 times more likely to suffer tendon injuries than natty people, so really they were asking for it
Do they take steroids in the NFL or are they heavily tested?
"Jon Jones is absolutly suck."
Dana White
>>77763082
Yeah I mean he KOd Whonuwa for sure he heems DC 100% my man
>>77763114
Nah senpai, JJ Watt is 100% natty
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
>>77763114
lad...
look at pictures of men before roids were invented, that requires going back to the 1920s i think, they were certainly around in the 50s, not sure about 30-40s. you will find the natty limit there
the NFL is a petri dish of chemicals and calf blood injections
>>77763066
>at a bar
>bump into a big guy
>he spills his drink all over his shirt
>gets mad
>raises his fists
>asks me how much i weigh
>i tell him 170
>he responds "damn, i'm 205, guess i can't beat you up"
>asks me if i want to meet at 190 for a catchweight fight
>i say no
>spill my drink over him too and walk away laughing
>>77763114
Jones's brothers in the NFL have both popped, too. It's a whole family of juicers. Mama Jones probably killed herself in shame a few months ago.
>>77763114
lmao
no testing in highschool or college
it's a roidleague
>>77763130
Yeah but there's other factors too, we have supplements like whey, creatine... better training equipment, better knowledge of exercise science...
>>77763130
>calf blood injections
>Actovegin is a highly filtered extract obtained from calf blood which enhances aerobic oxidation in mammals.[1] This improves absorption of glucose and oxygen uptake in tissue,[1] which may enhance physical performance and stamina.
imagine being the first guy who was like... lets fucking inject calf blood into this cunt? wew it worked
>>77763131
Seriously there needs to be an openweight division anything else isn't really a fight it's just a game.
>>77763140
100% natty, brah
On a side note, how do you think JJ Watt would do in the UFC?
Paulie is so fucking pathetic
The absolute state of boxing
>>77763140
>he thinks whey or creatine does anything
Lmaoo dont be so gullible. If it did anything, it wouldve been banned
>tfw dc can rest easy now knowing jon was cheating
>until he gets cte in 10 years from his life altering heem
>>77763149
german and soviet scientists gave zero fucks
its about the numbers. Just look at the women they almost turned into men.
>>77763151
>>77763131
Don't be so insecure homie, even Roger Huerta beat a giga nigga football player in a street fight
>>77763161
>when you get injected with turtle blood and it doesnt make you better at anything but you also dont die so thats good
>>77762018
>>77762031
>ESPN Films presents: Jon Jones: Juiced to the Bones - A 30 for 30 series.
post your wmma boy
>>77763167
>Ivan the turtle blood does nothing.
>Fetch the snakes and arsenic Boris! He is clearly immune to the negative effects!
It was a crazy time before science was regulated. Sewing twins together and all that jazz.
>>77763158
Rest easy? Have you learned nothing about DC's mindset?
In a long time DC felt at ease after that heem. He accepted his #2. And he would be absolutely murderous #2.
But now he's facing this "What if?" doubt and becomes a complete goof succ meme like he's been all that time waiting for Jon.
B O N E S
why is anyone surprised jones popped? he had no chance against DC.
would you rather take the risk and juice, or just lose and ruin your legacy?
>>77763181
>when the nazis russians and japanese and americans but they try to downplay it do so much fucked up expermination that you KNOW FOR CERTAIN that shooting the blood and semen of an eastern brown snake into your cock DOES NOT cause you to be an elite athlete
science is great
NEW
>>77763191
>>77763188
legacy is a meme and id try and get paid
however if you get popped for cheating you dont get paid anymore, which is dumb
better to lose and get more fights than roid and pop and have no more fights
>wake up
>check on last heem thread on phone
>Jon did something stupid
>again
>like always
>6 threads
Well that was fun while it lasted
>>77763180
Hnng
>>77763183
Nothing wrong in losing to a guy that was cheating, I'm sure he'll eventually look at the situation objectively and relax a lil
Not for a while tho
>>77763198
you don't lose all of your money. also to people at the top of a competitive sport money isn't the issue, it's being the best (which is why mcgregor avoids tough fights, he wants the money more).
also greg jackson was 100% the test would pass, but usada was one step ahead
https://twitter.com/dimspace/status/900161684375048193
New Thread
>>77763191
>>77763191
>>77763191
>>77763180
>>77762419
Its dipshits like you that come to this after they learn that the chocolate balls they once choked on now are poisonous. Good riddens to the average jon jones fan.
ROID RAGE
>500