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>Barca will pay Seri's 40m euro (£36.5m) release clause and the Ivory Coast international will sign on Monday. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

Borussia Dortmund's sporting director Michael Zorc says 20-year-old forward Ousmane Dembele will only be sold at the right price. (Four Four Two)

>Barcelona will have to offer 150m euros (£137m), including add-ons, if they are to sign Dembele. (RAC 1 - in Catalan)

Real Madrid want to increase Marco Asensio's release clause to 500m euros (£456m). The 21-year-old midfielder's current contract has a release clause of 350m euros (£319m). (Marca)

>Burnley are closing in on the club-record £15m signing of Leeds United striker Chris Wood, 25, with a deal to be completed by Monday. (Lancashire Telegraph)

Crystal Palace manager Frank de Boer is targeting several more signings. But he does not want to bring back defender Mamadou Sakho, 27, from Liverpool, and winger Andros Townsend, 26, could be sold. (Daily Mail)

>Atletico Madrid are prepared to offer up to £50m for Chelsea's 28-year-old striker Diego Costa. (Daily Mail)

Costa has turned down loan offers from Shanghai SIPG and Tianjin Quanjian that would have earned him £13m between now and November. (Sun)

>Real Madrid have rejected a 75m euro (£68.5m) bid from Juventus for their 23-year-old midfielder Mateo Kovacic, (AS)

Valencia's 23-year-old right-back Joao Cancelo is set to join Italian club Inter Milan. (Efe -in Spanish)

>Arsenal, Tottenham and Manchester City are all keen to sign 18-year-old Fenerbahce midfielder Oguz Kagan. (Sun)

T O D A Y

>Huddersfield v Shitcastle Ushited 1330 KO (BST)
>Spurs v Chelsea 1600 KO (BST)

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G F W H E N

Reckon Arse might finish 7th if they don't strengthen quickly

>Chelsea boss targets long-term Stamford Bridge stay
>long-term stay
>at Stamford Bridge

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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you now remember Bogdan and Ings

>>77715595
Ings' hair looking pretty nice

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some comical reading
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40908333
>We had last year the highest number of penalties against us at home by a mile and the lowest number for us. So I give you just the numbers. I don't say anything else.
>I believe we scored a regular goal that was not offside. It is an easy decision. Even his foot was not offside

>>77715380
>Atletico Madrid are prepared to offer up to £50m for Chelsea's 28-year-old striker Diego Costa. (Daily Mail)
this can't be true or he'd already be gone, thats more than they paid for him

hello

>Barcelona have told Liverpool they have until Sunday to accept their £118m bid for 25-year-old attacking midfielder Philippe Coutinho, or the offer will be withdrawn. (Times - subscription required)

Don't really think Barcelelna are in the position to making ultimatums

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>4 assists so far this season
how ABUs have an heroed so far?

>>77715902
maybe they're trying to trick liverpool into accepting the offer by accident

>>77715902
More like a last try aimed at Coutinho to pull a Dembele of some sort before they basicaly accept ti wont happen

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>*bombs going off non stop*
>*phonecall*
>OI blad Man U are on, ceasefire for 2 hours yeah?
>yeah blad
What did they mean by this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-middle-east-40966940/baghdad-s-little-manchester

>>77715913
Didn't United get him relatively cheap as well

>>77716017
£26m or something. Yeah relatively when Siggurdsson is bought for £45m

Sick of the transfer window already. Glad they're voting to move forward the closing date.

>>77716035
it would only stop english teams from buying, barca could still sign cout for example as their transfer window dates wont change in spain

>>77716043
English clubs would just tell foreign clubs to go fuck themselves and ask why didn't they make a bid earlier. And English clubs are mostly at the top of the food chain anyway.

>>77716058
*player submits transfers request*
what do?

foooootbaaaaalllllllllllllllllll

>Cedric

Is Conte high or what!?

>>77716072
Reject it and tell the player to get his shit straight.

The Championship should break away from the EFL so we have a stellar second league in this country.

Guys, we all agree that Coutinho is at best a 50m player, right?

He's not even in the top 5 of EPL midfielders.

>>77716133
well no, he's clearly a 80m+ player because that's what's being offered

>>77716133
He's the Brazilian Tom Ince.

>>77716149

Everyone knows Barcelona is 1/ Filthy Rich ; 2/ Desperate

That really jacks up the prices.

No one else is offering shit for Coutinho.

>>77716133
He's a good midfielder that will provide stability but not a goals or assist machine. His job at Barca is to get Messi and Ratking the ball which is what he's perfect for.

there's never any transfers on sunday

>>77716133
Sigurdsson went for £45m so no.

I don't know what to bet on Tottenham - Chelsea. Any suggestions, lads?

>>77716209
costa hat trick

>>77716214
O-ok

OP is biiter about Newcastle for some reason.

>>77716254
Probably a Newcastle fan desu.

>>77716209
don't bet on spurs lad

>>77716257
Doubt it.

Here's the Newcastle rumour OP omitted:
>Newcastle are considering making a bid for their former striker Andy Carroll, 28, now with West Ham. (Mirror)

>>77716080
He's buying into that liverpool created southampton are good meme.

>>77715901
Hi!

>>77715380
This Dembele saga is really quite hilarious.

>>77716273
When the fuck is Ashley going to sell the club? Stupid fuck is too poor and cheap to buy quality signings in the current transfer market.

>>77716017
€42m

>>77715818
Wenger is one class A cunt.

Just as bad as Moaninho for complaining about the refs.

>>77715818
how does the linesman manage to see that but not the clear trip on Bellerin in the area at the other end?

>>77716285
never

>>77715374

>Chelsea boss Antonio Conte is planning to spend £200m on Leicester midfielder Danny Drinkwater

Seems about right desu

>>77716284
>This Dembele saga is really quite hilarious
>suspended while the guy starting in your place puts in a MotM performance and gets a goal and an assist

>>77716072
Say no

>>77716312
wasn't a clear trip though

>>77716325
it clearly was

it wasn't a clear offiside

>>77716312
ABA referee and linesman of course, instantly raise the flag when it's would benefit us, i bet he didn't even see the offside

>77716329
>77716334
>blind arsenal bandwagoners
Bellerin's down before he's even touched.

>>77716329
exactly backwards. go back to your containment thread.

>>77716334
>us

>>77716320
*cue Curb Your Enthusiasm theme*

>>77716341
>>77716342
>blind ABA cunts

Bellerin went down because Diouf took his leg. Blatant penalty

>>77716355
he was playing for it, he started going down before the contact

has anyone ever tried tramadol?

>>77716017
for today's market maybe, but at the time for a bundeslol player, it was pretty expensive

>>77716372
no, no-one ever has.

>>77716361
bullshit, he was running towards goal and only went down when Diouf took his leg, it was a clear trip

>>77716341
https://twitter.com/dariendude2/status/898959589302980608

Dumb ABA, funny not even yellow with two footed tackle

>>77715556
Arsenal always looks like they will have a full season disaster in August. Fuck off.

>77716386
>77716389
>bandwagoning Indonesian
You're a fucking embarrassment.

>>77716386
only the most retarded ABA would say that's not a clear penalty, and this is the same linesman that supposedly has such perfect vision that can see Lacazette's toe is a millimetre offside

fucking ridiculous

ballerina was already at 45 degrees

any updates on the sanchez to ambitious club situation?

lads, lads, I've had an idea of how Liverpool can lose this reputation of poaching Southampton's players. Ready?

They sign all their scouting staff instead and get one step ahead of the game

>77716409
not happening

>>77716375
The most expensive with one year left on contract IIRC.

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>Chelsea boss Antonio Conte is planning to spend £200m on Leicester midfielder Danny Drinkwater

you fckin wot m8

>>77716396
>Get BTFO
>Ba-Bandwagon
Classic ABA

>>77716423
His release clause is 200M.

>>77716396
cringiest arse bandwagoner who posts here desu, which is saying something cos there's tons of them.

>>77716409
>It's okay for two footed tackle because he is already at 45 degrees
Wow you're retard

>>77716430
Out of all proxies in the world why do you have to choose this one? :(

>77716430
You're either a foreign plastic bandwagoner with no real connection to Arsenal or a wuss using a proxy.

>>77716436
Completely agreed. He's fucking awful.

>>77716436
>arse bandwagonners
All retarded Arsenal fans are good at is arguing over whether wenger should stay or go. The football has been stagnant and uninspired since the mid 2000s. I don't even know why they bother posting this shit.
Crying about the ref in a 1-0 loss?
>200m pounds worth of attacking talent can't into beating stoke.

>>77716499
Don't forget
>77% possession

>>77716513
Yeah and they only managed 2 more shots on target than stoke after all those backpasses.

>>77716513
>Arsene still believing the possession meme in a post-leicester world.

Why is there only one prem game on today?

>>77716571
Because it's the day you're supposed to be at church, syrian refugee.

lads

LADS

>arsenal

>>77716571
There's 2 games

>>77716577
>Falling for the religion meme

>>77716293
He's much worse actually. I'm surprised he shook Mark Hughes' hand after losing.

>>77716592
And yet the media still fawn over Wenger.

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>>77716579
ARSENAL STILL LOSIN

ALL YOU GUNNERS FANS ARE STILL BOOIN

Nasri to Kebabland: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40991250

Funniest bit has to be the highest rated comment:
>How the mighty have fallen. Could have stayed at Arsenal where he was adored, and I suspect had he stayed would still be a core part of the first team squad. Chased the big bucks and the glory, now soon to be a forgotten man with years of career remaining. No sympathy.

>arsenal fans

>>77716587
>religion
m8 church on sunday is like joining a tax free social club.
You pay into it and enjoy the private facilities while cucking the government out of taxes that they use to pay the unemployed refugees.
>thinking anyone actually believes that sky wizard shit

Is Smalling for sale ?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4165230/Philippe-Coutinho-don-t-want-play-China-Spain.html

put 30 on spurs to win haha

>>77716686
never bet on spurs lad

>>77716612
>tfw this came out when United beat Swansea and Arsenal lost in the same weekend

Pottery

terriers vs magpies
spuds vs pensioners

predictions
2-1
1-1 (3 red cards)

>>77716665
>January
M8, that's nothing
http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/1706/News/ousmane-dembele-kein-wechsel-fc-barcelona.html

>>77716701
Good times

>>77716616
Would a gooner look at his medal haul and sneer,
>No 4th place trophy senpai?

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>/pol/ news network accidentally used a picture of Podolski on a jet ski in story about migrants

Ayy lmao

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>>77716795
lmao absolute STATE

>>77716701
...damn, time actually is a flat circle.

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should I do it lads?

>>77716665
>Save his shit career
>Refuses to play for you
Hate liverpoo but qthio is a major cunt

>the last time Huddersfield played Newcastle in the top flight was over 45 years ago

>>77716844
over 2.5 yellow

>>77715902
When talking to Livercucks Barca are the ones in control.

>MOTD2 Extra has a woman on to discuss the weekend's football

Getting sick of your shit, BBC.

>>77716867
alex scott is basically a better footballer and pundit than fucking alex bruce

and nicer to look at

>>77716867
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/feb/08/bbc-comedy-shows-male-panels-female-presence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5_IcqrM96M

>>77716872
>looking at women
Pervert.

Don't worry though, I do it all the time. I really love it, m8.

>>77716867
Yet she is 100x better then alan "just put it in" shearer

>>77716872
>alex scott is a better footballer than alex bruce
Objectively incorrect.

>>77715925
Hes already not playing what more could he do

>>77716895
nah, i was playing heads and vs with them the other night and she was well good

>>77716872
>>77716890
She has absolutely nothing to say except parrot shit. Women OUT. GET OUT. She's actually ok.

>>77716795
uAHUAHuUAHuahA
man, fake news today is as entertaining as it is scary

Atl. de Madrid is in talks to have Luan from Gremio, he was recently called by TITE! to join the seleção, this situation would work on Gremio's favor since they are keen to have the player until the end of the year when Atl. can start to buy new players

I know it's not saying much but Phil Jones is easily England's best defender when fit. He's a deceptively composed player without being a meme like Stones.

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>>77716920
>without being a meme

>Alex Scott

Sounds like a porno name

>>77716920
>you now remember how good an 18 year old jones was at blackburn

>>77716905
Leave the city, I guess.

>>77716926
I miss the old days, where porn star names were awful puns, like Ben Dover.
>you now realise he's the father of the oldest kid in Outnumbered

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>>77716923
How does he do it?

>>77716936
he's just got too much skin for his face so it gets all notted up when he's running around

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>>77716936
Great facial contortion skills

>>77716935
Where did porn go wrong?

>>77716920
back 3 of jones, stones, mawson with rose, walker as wingbacks is probably englands best hope in 2018

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>a 1024 x 1024 wallpaper of Phil Jones reaction images

>>77716958
...actually, make that 1704 x 1024.

>>77716953
Southgate needs to put Harry Maguire in a free role behind Kane.

>>77716951
When it lost its creativity. So whenever movie parodies just became 'an XXX parody', instead of some awful sexual pun on the title, like Yojimbone.

>>77716965
hed do a much better job in midfield than dier

>>77716965
>Big H knocking over Johnny Foreigners with ease
MAKE IT HAPPEN

>>77716953
With our midfield, England has no hope in 2018

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>>77716953
>mawson

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>Huddersfield Town vs Newcastle United
>"""Super""" Sunday

>>77715374
>tonight
Uhm honey, it's already out since friday. A dragon fucking dies and gets turned into zombie.

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>>77716979

>>77716979
plen detected

>>77716984
Wednesday*

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>>77716966
>Yojimbone

>>77716984
>friday
Wednesday actually

>>77716993
see
>>77716988

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>>77716979
>""""""Super""""""" Sunday
>It's between championship teams

>>77716975
see
>>77716965
>>77716970

How long till Rafa walks? He was promised gud transfers and the only one that's any good is already ded (Lejeune).

#HTAFC XI to play #NUFC: Lossl, Smith, Billing, Kachunga, Mooy, Lowe, Van La Para, Ince, Mounie, Zanka, Schindler.


#NUFC XI to play #HTAFC: Elliot, Manquillo, Lascelles, Mbmba, Clark, Ritchie, Merino, Hayden, Atsu, Perez, Gayle.

is manquillo any good? can't remember anything about him when he was at liverpool

>>77717028
utter gash

genuinely terrible

>>77717028
he made 20 apps for sunderland last year
so probably not

>>77716867
>>>/r9k/

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>>77717009
Nah nah nah, 4-4-2 is going to be the new meme now la

Walker - Maguire - Jones - Rose

England's only hope for 2018.

____________Hart
____Jones___Terry___Stones
Walker___________________Rose
_________Dier__Drinkwater
___________Maguire
________Rooney__Kane

>>77717037
go away cholo

>>77717045
sterling in for kane la

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>we've only got 2 players with genuine potential
>they're both left backs

>>77716979
Spurs/Chelsea is the Super one.

>>77717062
Islam (Mc)Feruz

match thread: >>77717088

>>77717089
literally a non league game

>>77717096
>7 top flight titles between them
>non-league
oh, child

>>77717111
>forest vs villa is a CL final

>>77717045
Awful

__________Butland________
____Dier___Macguire___Jones
Walker-Peters______________Rose
_________Winks__Drinkwater
___________Alli
________Vardy__Kane

Guaranteed semis

>>77717125
>Guaranteed semis
Fair enough, but how far do you see the team getting?

>>77717158
Kek

>Huddersmeme v Poocastle will be goals galore whilst Chelshit v Spuds will be a 0-0
>muh NON LEAGUE FUCK OFF morons will criticise the first match as being part of Super Sunday
feel free to (You) me later, lads

>>77717180
this tbqh, huddersfield to win by at least 4, spuds chelsea will be 1-0 at most

>>77717125
>thinking Southgate will drop Hart
I fucking hate England and always will after they sacked Big Sam. Southgate is a fucking cunt

>>77716958

>nutted but she still sucking.jpg

>>77717221
He's a stupid cunt, asking Griffith's about his free kicks and what he's thinking before he took them.

>this cunt is useless

Being the most likely

>>77717125
Put in Stones, move Dier to midfield instead of Winks and play the actual Walker and it wouldn't be too bad. Shame we'll never actually see it.

>>77716928
>ynr all of the top teams in England wanted him.

>>77716795
the absolute STATE of the alt right

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>>77715580
DELET THIS

>>77715580
GOOD NEXT SEASON THEY CAN BUY THE ENTIRE WEST BROM SQUAD FOR 1 BILLION POUNDS

MY FUCKING SIDES

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf8kAeK3w_4


>contract running out next summer, decline to re-new it weeks ago
>score a goal early in the season
>celebrate the goal with a short run, spinning around, a small jump
>blow your ACL out

JUST

>>77716979
>>77717180
Any updates on the goals to this """goals galore""" non-league match situation?

Can someone tell Chelshit to stop strengthening our title rivals?

>>77717180
>this cunt

>>77717194
>>77717960
>>77718139
It's happening you absolute plonkers

Is Bakayoko fit for today?

Matic already looks like the signing of the season. What was Conte thinking?

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>>77718371
He's starting mate

>>77718623
So many niggers.

>>77718623
Hope he isn't rushing it.

>>77718623
Would be hilarious if Spurs lose to this

>>77718623
Why don't these assholes list the team in order of position?

>Martial is only 21
>Welbeck is about to turn 27
>Man Utd are going to win the league
>Arsenal

>>77718730
>Martial cost: £60 million
>Welbeck cost: £16 million

>Chelsea boss Antonio Conte is planning to spend £200m on Leicester midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 27

>>77718748
Arsenal overpaid.

>>77718848
Welcome to the official thread for Gonde's last Premier League game

>>77718639
>seanigger calling others niggers
Ironing desu senpai

>>77718623
which formation is that gonna be? Will Moses play further ahead? Or David Luiz in the midfield

>>77718890
At least we're not Australia lmao

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Guys I think I'm gonna dump my crazy ass fiance at her exes house and just leave her there. She fucking scratched my face up and smashed my phone last night, final straw desu m8s.

Think im gonna pursue my sexy coworker who also has a fiance but has sent me nudes a few times and says shes miserable with who she is with.

>de mooy

>>77718730
>58 apps
>17 goals
>But he has 2 in 2
>Against Wet Spam and Swanzee
>Therefore GOAT

Why are Manure customers so insufferable?

>>77718985
If she's sending you nudes now cucking her bf, she will cuck you as well

>>77718994
17 in 58 isn't half bad tbf, especially considering how many times he's had to ride the bench for 70-80 minutes and that he's being played out of position every time he comes on.

>>77718994
>58 apps

How many of those did he play the full 90 mins? I'm no manure fag but any moron can see that Martial is on a whole other level compared to Welbeck.

>>77718919
Courtois
Rudiger---Luiz---Christ
Aspie---Baka---Kante---Alonso
Moses---Morata---Will.I.An

>>77718977
Yeah I'd fucking leave if it turned into a fucked shithole full of mudslimes.

>>77719011
I have these fears as well. But I feel like her pluses out weight her negatives. Shes a very strong business driven woman (drives mustang, took mortgage out on house when she was 19, already a high up at our business despite only being 21) and will help me become a better man even if in the end she cheats on me.

>>77715374
>Newcastle - WHO FUCKING CARES
bit rude desu

>>77719037
>died to random animal
Lmao

>>77719044
>Americuck

>>77719058
>died to a random tsunami or jihadist
lmao

>>77718139
>being impatient
>not waiting until FT

Dickead
we dem

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Last season's Mourinho' schedule

>>77715374
Wow, Conte really chasing drinky
>pep wants Atletico's ex

>>77719065
Well im not gonna pretend im not guilty of cheating a few times. These things happen.

Liverpoop will score the most and also concede the most this season

>>77719382
>1-0 in home
Lol no.

>>77715380
>Real Madrid want to increase Marco Asensio's release clause to 500m euros (£456m). The 21-year-old midfielder's current contract has a release clause of 350m euros (£319m). (Marca)

I know transfer costs are crazy, but there's no way any club would even spend 350 million Euros for Asensio any time soon, is there? That's like 3.5 Pogbas or 1.5 Neymars and those two are much more marketable.

>Manchester United expect Zlatan Ibrahimovic to sign a new contract to stay at Old Trafford as early as this week, sources have told ESPN FC.

for me, its Black Man United

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>tfw counting on rppney to save the week

>>77721618
>3 arse players
go back to your thread

>>77721642
>implications

I'd have 3 spurs if I could afford it

What's the Lukaku v Lacazette v Morata ranking after matchweek 2?

Reminder Spurs have never won at Wembley.

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>Spurs

>>77722201
Lukaku - 3 goals
Lacazette - 1 goal
Morata - 1 goal

basically, spot the 2 flops

>>77722201
Lukaku >>> Morata > Lacazette

I thought Kane was world class? Did he even play today?

Haha Spurs

the city of spurs

>>77722290
doesn't score in August. relax.

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GOAT

>>77722290
He hit the post today and Courtois made a good save against another shot. I think he'll start banging them in as he usually does after getting the first few fixtures out of the way.

>>77722209
But they have.

Barca should buy Inaki Williams

so has barca's offer for liverpool expired yet? can coutinho go back to playing now please

>>77722390
Can't place that there milord

>>77722454
he doesn't want to play for Liverpool

>>77722487
he certainly wanted to when he signed a long contract a few months back

>>77722510
things change

>>77722542
yeah, well, not contracts

>>77722390
Not a huge improvement on Delofeu or Munir desu

>>77715595
I never forgot Ings desu. Mark my words, he'll be a hero and a guaranteed starter by october this season.

Actually thought they sold the Bog Man though. It's a real shame. He went from started to 3rd string in one foul by Ake.

>>77722463
What the fuck did you fucking say fuckboi?

>>77722572
He's the black Bale la'

>>77722608
Looks more like The Iberian Bolasie to me

>>77722608
Bale was POTY at his age

Who has the largest cock in the Premier League?

>>77722688
Zlatan

>>77722688
Gareth Barry

>>77722688
Kante

>>77722688
Clattenburg

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Cheeky Cesc at it again

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>spurs

>>77722759
lmao

If Chelshit like to sell their best players I wouldn't mind Arsenal getting Erikssen.

>>77716795
Breitbart just want to make sure the white race survives before liberals make it illegal for white people to have children

Why do people hate them? Because they speak the truth? Because they aren't liberal biased?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cSLT0-pBdc

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>>77716795

just had victory sex with my 10/10 gf after the chelsea match, was pretty amazing. how did you celebrate the chelsea win sp ?

More like Huddersfeel'd. Haha/
Glad I put a cheeky tenner on them to win the EPL.

>>77722822
Beautiful

>>77722896
Are you the Canadian that just phoned into 606?

>>77722819
This whole "White people can't hook up because the liberals don't like it" idea is the funniest coping mechanism that bitter overweight nerds adopt to justify themselves for their absolute inability to score. It's the same "you ain't ugly, society is" delusion that they like to bash Tumblr girls for.

Reminder that Marcos Alonso was going TWICE the speed limit and was over TWICE the legal blood alcohol level when he committed murder behind the wheel.

>>77722957
Reminder there's another thing he has done TWICE recently

>>77722957
>manslaughter for drunk driving
>fine and a ban

What the fuck

>>77722971
Aye your mum mate

>>77722957
Yeah mate Kluivert killed someone and got community service as well. Footballers are above the law.

>>77723006
>the bourgeoisie play by the same rules as everyone else

I hope you're not old enough to vote.

>>77723047
Not always, politicians and the mega wealthy maybe

Look at Adam Johnson's dubious case

>>77723042
Matthew Broderick killed two people and got fuck all. It's generally rich people.They can even get away with fucking over other rich people if the country's corrupt enough and they're rich enough, look at how Kirsty MacColl died.

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>>77723042
>Footballers are above the law.
Lee Hughes wasn't.

Nor was Courtney Meppen-Walter.

Or Graham Rix or Adam Johnson.

>>77723083
>paid a fine of £61 for murder

what the fuck

redpill me on Sam Clucas

>>77723115
>Mexico
It's a fucking joke. They told the employee to take the wrap for it and even then he got away with a joke punishment.

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Uli HoeneB actually had to go to jail

>>77723119
when it comes to football he hasnt got a clucas

>>77723157
Get off the stage.

>>77722957
Why would anyone ever drunk-drive?

>>77723119
When he applied for uni he didn't have enough clucas points

>>77723006
football players aren't bourgeoisie

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>>77715902
You just don't understand.

>>77723195
meant for >>77723047

>>77723172
Cause when you get really drunk sometimes you think doing really stupid things is ok

>>77722896
had victory sex with your gf

>>77723172
Most people I know do it because they've never had an accident and it becomes the norm. Plus when you're pissed you forget/ignore the potential consequences

>>77723268
How many people do you know who still do it?

>>77723305
More than those who don't desu

>>77723172
The pleb mindset as demonstrated in >>77723268
And other such arguments they use to justify not having to go through the minor inconvenience of using public transport, getting a taxi or having a DD.

>I haven't had an accident yet, so what's the problem?
>I drive better when I'm drunk, because I'm more careful, since I know I'm drunk
>alcohol doesn't even affect me like that

>>77723329
Tell them to sort themselves out

i can see how drunk driving would be appealing but even if you think you're better driving drunk(could genuinely be true) the legal repercussions make it not worth it

>>77723497

It's even more of a nightmare in the United States

Whilst that families daughter is dead, Alonso is running around living his dream, making millions of pounds a year having served no jail time.

>>77723548
yes lad the same for rulers and politicians throughout history that have sent men to die killing other men

at least he was just careless rather than deliberately malicious

>>77723488
It pisses me off just as much as you, but imo the only thing that's gonna change drink drivers is when it impacts them personally. I've known 4 people killed, 2 I even went to school with.

The deadline has officially passed over the Coutinho/Barca deal

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who is this cunt

>>77723706
Juan Mata from the past who had hair and leg surgery

>>77722822
I like how even the guy in the Liverpool shirt starts laughing

>>77723705
It's not

>>77723803
It is, 7pm GMT

>>77723756
That's just how scouse people cry

>>77723706
Marcos "hit a spic with my whip" Alonso

>>77723818
It's not

>>77723844
hurrdurrr, i've got better things to do than argue over time with you

>>77723706
Marcos "Slayer of Slags" Alonse

>>77723706
the best free kick taker from 20 yards out, ball slightly to the left of the goal in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpHusXFlRG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07mdZQs0C4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NVIBCZzLoU

>>77723818
It's Jay

>>77723656
Fucking hell, that's depressing.

>>77723934
>....wait what?
hate shite like this

>>77723903
no you don't faggot, and time doesn't exist

>>77723934
ahhh yes football manager. how realistic

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These two are doomed already.

Time is like gravity, it exists but we don't know why therefore we cannot conclusively say it is real.

>poocastel

>>77724054
>Time is like gravity

lmao

Dr Watzke, I'm Rummenigge

>>77724053
F

thyme is like gravy

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Clucas will be the greatest midfielder in the PL and Santiago Arias will be the best right back for Swansea

Remember when the Swansea mong thought they were going to sign Billing?

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>>77724362
We can still get him

>>77724385
not happening. have fun in championship

https://twitter.com/davidgold/status/899055287868547072

JUST

Chicken are like Duck

Duck go a quack
Chicken go a cluck

Chuck
Dickhen

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>>77724427
oh dear sweetie our players are following and tweeting your precious Billing be scared xxxxx :)

>>77724440
wew

>>77724477
>choosing to go to a confirmed relegated side
I dont think so

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>>77724447
LEL

>>77724440
lol

>>77724440
is he gonna kill himself?

>>77724440
lel

>>77724515
winning your first 2 games doesn't mean much just look at Hull. If Swansea want him they'll get him