LIVERPOOL VS CRYSTAL PALACE MATCH THREAD #2

slip

>>77701582
stupid kid ruined his career signing a long-ass contract with fucking LIVERPOOL
he'll never win a club title

>>77701582
Who's this?

I would have thought there'd be a goal by now!

1st for sophie turner

>>77701582
destined for mediocrity

4th for fuck Coutinho and brazilian people

>Leicester score 2
>Neither of them from Vardy

I AM FUCKING DONE WITH FANTASY

GET FUCKED HENDO

zzz
liverpool players already tired out after meme pressing and an extra game last week

how is coutinho a professional and dembele a crybaby? as if it isn't barca pulling the strings here anyway. mes que un club

IT FOOKIN SLIPPED

literally falling asleep lol

>feminist
>covered in tattoos
>nose ring
>adulterer
>has a child
>ex is still in the picture when he doesn't need to be
>she still relies on him for support
>pseudo intellectual
>severe mental issues
>recovering meth addict
>ex prostitute

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>Firminho

>>77701633
Is the game making you tired!

>>77701638
Jesus fucking christ what is Farca thinking? Liverpool board would have to be dumb as fuck to accept this shitty offer

>>77701644
nice man, your mother's life sounds great.

>>77701644
dude wrong thread lamo

has benteke threatened much in this game lads?

>>77701602
If you're that much of a sperg just try and focus on one thing and get /fit/ and ignore everything else until you achieve that.

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>>77701644
>>feminist
>>covered in tattoos
>>nose ring
i googled this and this photo came up, is it her?

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>>77701644

>>77701644
don't know how your dad copes desu

>>77701613
there's all different types of mental illness. you can be kinky as fuck and still not be mentally ill. you can be a little bit mentally ill. when you have been with someone that has severe DID, mental illness becomes a lot more abstract and complex.

>>77701659

missed a sitter

why don't liverpool just sell coutinho? mane and firminho are better players anyway

>>77701663
same nose ring. she doesn't look anything like that though.

>>77701669
>DID
Yeah no. You got suckered in by a chronic liar because you're dumb, gullible and easy to manipulate and walk all over.

Put on diving terrorist to win the game. The state of Liverpool.

>liverpoop

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

reeeee

>Wjinaldum

what the fuck was that

>liverpool "offence"

>>77701667
funny because this is literally what she did to her ex. they were engaged and she kept having affairs. she starting smoking meth to try to get him to lose interest in her. she is a very rational human.

what the fuck is this shit

>liverpoop

>>77701684
if i could give you actual advice you should date a woman who doesn't do meth next

Lads, I'm dead inside

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ATTACKING

10TH PLACE FINISH

FUCK FSG
FUCK KLOPP
FUCK COUTINHO

Please fucking hold on for another 20 minutes

FINALLY Solanke on to nod in one of Robertson's crosses

>>77701701
why would she lie about being raped as a child and suffering from DID? most rape victims suffer some kind of personality disorder.

>le smiling dutchman

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>>77701644

solanke to save us

so shit my stream gone ded

typical

>what a fluke
GOAL

das it mane

>>77701752
>>77701752
>>77701752
>>77701752

mfw predicted 3-2

oh well

>cripple shallots

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DAS IT

DAS IT MANE

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Floppity flippity flopp

It's time to FUCKING STOP!!!!!

Not a Liverpoop fan but Salah is really good. Good signing. He'll win you some games all on his own I bet if Klopp decides to play him

>an ape is your best player

lel

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DAS IT MANE

WHO CAN STOP US?

das it
>das it
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DAS IT MANE

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Liverpoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!11

Fuck this, I'm going to watch something else

I don't see Crystal Palace memeing this back

>>77701667

and the oscar goes to...

i know she has DID anyway because i have seen her mention it in an old post on her instagram. unless she is a self diagnosed snowflake with "anxiety" or some shit and she lies about being raped and having DID to excuse herself from being a cold and horrible cunt?

i dunno she was pretty damn affectionate to me. i don't know if i will ever find a girl that kisses my neck like she did.

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Here comes the slip, lads. Turning off the game now.

>>77701782
Everton unironically

>>77701775
>if Klopp decides to play him

??

OH YIS CAPTAINED MANE

b-team scores

>goal for Liverpool
alri lads that's enough for me

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Contributing. Somebody post webm of goal, pls.

Who inside the fuck was that Crystal Palace defender?

Holy shit just give us the fuckin trophy already

This was the shitties goal I'v ever seen.

and I'm a liverpool fan

>Premier League defending
What a joke. Good composure by Mane tho.

>>77701798
>replying to yourself

>inb4 Kloppo tries to defend the 1-0 and >we concede in the last minute.

>>77701795
Why did Klopp push Mane away when he ran towards him?

>MFW we slip in the last 10

>>77701782

a wire fence

>phillips with an assists after i took him out

how does this fucking happen every time???

WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE
WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE
AND NOW YOURE GONNA BELIEVE US
AND NOW YOURE GONNA BELIEVE US
AND NOW YOURE GONNA BELIEVE US
WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AUGH FUCKKKKKKKKK

>Mane has never tasted alcohol in his life
>He's incredibly nervous around people
>He's fucking GOAT

All I know about him

>>77701836
You know why, Adolf.

>>77701845
""assist""

Can we please see a Liverpool SLIP?

Another goal from Mane would be great.

Where are the ABLs now?

Hope they don't slip now.
They definitely need 1 or 2 more goals to be safe. I mean I am 100% sure no team has lost a 3-0 lead against Crystal Palace.

>>77701836
"bayern munich is THAT way"

>perro kaikai

>>77701855
>He won an Oscar for his performance in Cpt. Phillips

Very interesting man desu

>>77701740
Because it's the fucking cookie cutter "romantic" idea of "tragically broken and quirkily crazy" that retardedly sociopathic woman have. It's literally a guarentee that she lied with those setups. DID is astronomically rare to begin with, rare enough that it struggles to stay recongized as an actual existing mental illness. The fact that she wasn't part of a constant clinical trial shows she was pulling it out of her ass as an easy excuse to constantly abuse you.

You are fucking dull, mate.

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>Barca going after Coutinho instead of Mane

ayyy lmao

Mane's pace and power would BTFO of loliga

disregard that
my team last week was shit anyway
the only pluses were phillips and gabbiadini
rest was shit

PLS NO ONE PASS TO SHITTY 14

>>77701887
>not having the courage to believe a woman's lies

that goal is the definitive proof that liverpool don't need coutinho

>>77701887
most prostitutes have some sort of mental illness though don't forget and a history of drug abuse

it all checks out as far as i am concerned

>>77701914
makes you think...

>slippertson

lmao robertson just slipped

The slip

Robertson is so technically limited. He'll never make it, no matter how hard-working or brave he is.

>>77701891
Mané to Real Madrid next season. Screencap this.

>be liverpool
>conceded goal in 90+'
PASSION
A
S
S
I
O
N

Benderson is so shit it's unbelievable he's still in the squad
Fucking send to Celtic to live woth his father rogers

When did Liverpool become a feeder club?

>preventing the metaphorical slip by slipping literally.

Robertson is a genius.

>>77701922
You are fucking retarded

>>77701941
his crossing has been good today

>>77701941
football isn't about skills or technique it's about PASSION and HEART

Need another goal here, before we concede a shit set piece/rebound game

>>77701941
Robertson has been good

>>77701951
20 years ago

>>77701951
They are more resistant than a lot of clubs when a Real or Barca want one of their players

>>77701965
And MONEY

BOBBY FIRMINO

>>77701951
Everybody who isn't Real/Barca/Bayern is a feeder club

Why the fuck didn't townsend just run rather than being a flah cunt

>>77701973
>Robertson has been good

yeah he had a really nice shot that ended up in the car park

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>Pulisball doesn't wo-

Come on Salah score you cunt

Gomez > Roberston

Hendo is briliant, isn't he?

>>77702009
His crosses have been really good, would have scored one if Mane didn't fuck up

Muslim header.

kek

>>77701997
barca is just a feeder to psg la
only real madrid is the big fish

>>77701951
>>77701976
When McManaman went to Real Madrid

Just sell Qtinho. He's not worth 100+ mil.

Use the money to buy a good defense.

Man utd thrash Swansea 4-0
>utd look shit desu
>swansea let them have it
>not scared of utd la

Liverpool go 1-0 against palace
>THE ANFIELD ROAR
>sign of champions la
>broke down a brick wall today

>>77702042
If they were sure they could get VVD then they probably would sell

>>77702042
Liverpool have money, but clubs wont sell the players we want

>>77702045
>abls in panic mode

kek

>>77702045
seething abl

>>77702045
Who are u quoting?

>>77702042
We want Naby Keita and VVD first

Now we're out of 120M and weve got a sulking player

Henderson master of back pass

FUCK

>>77702068
RAWK

>>77702042
really nigga, without coutinho there is literally no one can bail out liverpool except for mane.
i dont understand why people keep underestimating qt contribution

>>77702076
>liverpools fans are happy when their team wins
WOW

>>77702045
Are you ok?

>>77702045
Mentally ill customer

>>77702045
>autism

>>77702076
why

>>77702045
>Manplastic Poonited SEETHING

Why Liverpool anger you so, lad?

>Kaikai :--DD

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>>77702092
>>77702091
>>77702086
>>77702068
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>>77702064
>>77702105
didn't even have to try lmao

>>77702045
you are really stupid

>>77702045
>all these replies
well played

>celebrating this much winning against CP

How embarassing.

>>77702109
>enter thread
>get laughed out of it
>h-h-heh was just trolling

State of you lad

Shit game, what did you lads have for lunch today?

>>77702045
>his team wins and goes top of the table
>he's still spending the entire time raging at some other team

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>>77702110
>>77702112
>>77702092
>>77702091
>>77702086
>>77702068
>>77702066
>>77702064

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>>77702092
>>77702091
>>77702086
>>77702068
>>77702066
>>77702064
>>77702105
>>77702110
>giving out all these (You)s for free

>Klavan on the pitch
>Clean sheet for Liverpool

If Lolvren was on today Liverpool would be losing or drawing right now

Who do you think is going down lads?

I think

>Swansea
>Olympic Stadium
>*walks back towards the championship*

praying for palace goal

What a terrible fucking game!

>>77702148
digits

>>77702045
>all these (You)s
even when winning, lelverpool are obsessed with utd

>>77702140
but lovren can get the odd header goal

>>77702109
>>77702134
>>77702136
>3 reverse (You)s

too easy la

*yawns in scouse*

Nice shot

singles and liverpool clean sheet

Fucking hell matip, put some lotion on you damn ashy nigger.

>>77702140
he's been pretty shit desu

also milner and hendo on midfield truly world class, so much creativity is impressing

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>Lovren

>lelsea yoof

>>77702155
nice

Nice save from Henessey

>>77702161
I know it's like it's their first day here

>>77702166
worry.jpeg

>>77702148
What part of Crystal Palace are you from?

No way Palace score

dubs for 2-0

>+4

>Lovren

He shits the bed against Palace EVERY SINGLE TIME

WHOSE YEAR? OUR YEAR!

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>>77702166

>>77702186
I genuienly don't remember a single game in which Klopp made a defensive sub and then not drop points. Literally not once.

>>77702200
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>>77702198
I bet you were hoping for 96 digits! That would have been funny if they scored lol!

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>>77702200

>>77701782
Watford

>should of won last week but qtno sabotaged us
>first team to win in hoffenheim in a year
>picking up points with our B squad

Our year la's

>hanging on FOR DEAR LIFE at home against Palace
our year la

>>77702235
>should of

PASSS THE FUCKING BALLL \

said the nazi

Is Solanke the first good english player since Beckham?

this is what champions are made of - 1-0 against a tough side away from home

>>77702235
>our B squad

Protip: it isn't.

GG NO RE

>>77702255
> Tough side

FUCKING OUR YEAR la

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>>77702242
One day I'll learn

>>77702256
yeah more like c squad

Already two points off top la

glad we could grind out that really tough game against the mighty crystal palace so relieved it's our year

i still love her

>>77702265
You aren't the brightest are you

>>77702276
getting your mother tongue corrected by a chilean

well done jamal

gritted it out i like it with a depleted side

doesn't always have to be fancy

i am an alpha brain with a beta life

>>77702256
lovren and salah on the bench

no coutinho, no lallana, no emre can, no clyne

Stay salty, stay butthurt

>>77702287
>>>/r9k/

Terrible game, Liverpool shouldn't be allowed to win

Would have lost this game last year. Klopp is figuring it out. Our year.

We... are... back

>>77701943
>Real
>Hiring nogs

>>77702341
they bought ronaldo didnt they

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DAT mane

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What did the """B"""PL mean by this?

Do I need any proof of rampant ABLism?

we beat palace we've won the league lads

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>>77702332
t. De Boer