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RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP

>Sat 19 Aug
22:00 Australia v NZ, ANZ Stadium, Sydney
>Sun 20 Aug
03:05 RSA v Argentina, NMBS, Port Elizabeth

MITRE 10 CUP WEEK 1

>Thurs 17 Aug
North Harbour 19-17 Otago
>Fri 18 Aug
Tasman 0-39 Canterbury
>Sat 19 Aug
Hawke’s Bay 24-16 Southland
Taranaki 34-29 Waikato
Counties Manukau 16-14 Auckland
>Sun 20 Aug
14:35 Northland v Bay of Plenty, Toll Stadium, Whangarei
16:35 Manawatu v Wellington, Central Energy Trust Arena, Palmerston North
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Wonder if Matt is watching...
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Can see Aus winning this.
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>Hanigan
literally who?
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>All these assblasted poopeelanders
All because I was RIGHT that McGOATsee would start
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requesting webm of the prop (sio?) running past mckenzie while his arms flail like a girl
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I'm ready for some involuntary cultural enrichment. Are you?
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>>77695895
This.
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Gonna be dropping some sweet Gordon Bray-isms lads. Enjoy the quality of free to air rugby commentary.
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>that moisture on hoopers face
dude looks like a burn victim
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Welcome to poopeelia.
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>>77695874
t. fatt
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where's the other Madden brother?
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welcome fellas
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This is your average Poo Peeland intelligence lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKbQFMOEFTs
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My favorite fact about Sydney is that's where the first crims were deported to.
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>And they complain about the haka
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>uncle
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>>77695905
>not greasing yourself up before a game of rugby

Is like you don't even want to be a slippy little fella
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They auto tun the anthems now?
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>Singing a national anthem in a shitskin language first
Imagine being this cucked lads
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>>77695924
You'll notice that new zealanders were allowed to stand within 20m of the elder though. That's because he knows he could take those little faggots without a struggle. Not like the all blacks and the haka.
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Anyone got a boomfa commentary stream?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

BASED
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So who the fucks uncle was he?
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>>77695939
Imagine living in a country with a national sorry day
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>>77695939
im sure we'll get an abo version of ours soon m8
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>when you finally find a good stream but your internet is too povo to handle it

end me
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*spits*
how about a real anthem
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>>77695944
Beale's.
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Look at the passion in the wobs lads. They came to play.
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first for Kaino
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Robot for NZ and a eunuch for the Aussies
Worst anthems ever
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>>77695952
Try this m8

*pisses on your computer*
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>>77695939
But imagine being an actual unironically prison colony and all your ancestors being criminals. Can't get more cucked than that at least my ancestors chose the boat they wanted to sail on.
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>>77695939
I love how it's mumble mumble mumble aotearoa GOD OF NATIONS
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>>77695959
Matt? Is that you?
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BLEH
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>>77695948
>a day no one knows on a date no one knows commerated by no one other than symbolic circle jerking in parliament
>Comparable to having to sing a national anthem FIRST in some shitskin language EVERY TIME
kek

KEK

K E K
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*does a haka*
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sonny will is gonna redeem himself lads
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there are more kiwis in the stands than wobblies fans

embarassing
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Soap is based and a true patriot lads
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>>77695977
>harden
ahahaha
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ace stream?
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>kopa a panga

nailed it.
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Why the fuck do we have to sit through this pathetic and childish dance every time. Seriously grow up you pack of manchildren

>>77695965
>Literal prisoners create a superior nation than the Poo Peelander
What did he mean by this
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god I wish this was just them and the other team on the field, no mics or cameramen or anything. its fucking stupid.
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>TJ now leading the haka instead of Smith
KEKED
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>>77695984
Soap is for cleaning lad
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>26%
kms
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TJ fuckken loves it
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>>77695986

c4ff54b834532047fc0aa1779d17281f193d6938

uk tho
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will the wallabies get within 20?
if yes, which half will they do it in?
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>>77695993
>superior
>love vegemite
kek
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40-point hidings 2bh lads
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>>77696004
thanks
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>>77696017
probably :(
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>barnes
>brace
>owens
Literally 3 of the best refs in the world. No excuses this time peeland
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>>77695975
>His country needs permission from the local shitskin club to play a game

>>77695981
He shall redeem himself with Allah (PBUH) by declaring jihad on the wobbly infidels
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>>77696011
we're gonna win bud
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>>77696015
Yes that is a contributing factor.
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will sonny boy stay on for the whole game
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>ex-Bulldogs player representing the Basedabies

Matt must be so proud.
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>it's a "wayne barnes gets autistic about the rules" episode

You ready for 20 minutes of reset scrums lads?
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>>77696021

You're most welcome friendo.
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>>77696032
I was born ready.
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>>77696029
He'll get a yellow then be subbed off at halftime
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>>77696025
its Allah (swt)
and Muhammed (pbuh)

step it up lad cmon
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>>77696025
>His country needs permission from the local shitskin club to play a game
Really? As far as I'm aware a local homeless abo is dragged off the screen in order to make them feel somewhat relevant. This isn't comparable ofcourse to the polyshitskins in poo peeland ACTUALLY cucking the nation.
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>>77696029
He'll be carded in 20 minutes to make it a fair game
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>>77696032
>>it's a "wayne barnes gets autistic about the rules" episode
Please please please enforce the scrum input laws
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>the grass has been cut to 28mm which is considered perfect for top flight rugby

-- Gordon Bray 19/8/2017
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We've got razzle dazzle involved lads
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>3-0 down against australia

are we even a top 10 rugby nation anymore?
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Will Genia score a century?
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>>77696055

Is it a rugby turf or a putting green?
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>3-0
KEK

nz is finished
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>front row seats
>still over 20m away from the action
Now THAT is cucked. Imagine paying good money for that.
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>>77696051
I think that's the only thing he doesn't go full autist on. Shame really, that'd be great.
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I'm at cocktail bar with the Mrs and her mum. No rugby on. Kill me please
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>Losing a nation that doesn't even care about the sport
Seriously this is fucking embarassing.
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>>77696063

Will Genia is a rugby player m8.
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Lol Barrett having a mare so far, still rattled from the lions
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>>77696043
Fucked up m8. Don't think I'm gonna recover this time

>>77696049
At least we get to ignore the first half of the anthem, yet some homeless petrol-huffer has the highest authority on whether a sport match can be played on your country. Pathetic tttt
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>>77696032
My dick is granite on my hand right now.
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>>77696071
anyone who pays for front row seats deserves what they get. You can barely see over the curvature of the field to the other side from the front row
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>bogan barrett
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>>77696071
>Stadium is bigger than a hobbit hole
>Poo Peelander screeching
nothing to see here
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McKenzie just ran backwards.
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>MemeKensie's first touch
>runs sideways 20m and backwards 5m
GOAT!
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>>77696083
>Ignore
KEK, every time you sing your national song you may as well be wearing chains as the big strong Maori cucks the white man. It seriously embarassing, me, as an Australian, feels second hand embarassment for Poo Peeland.
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>>77696085

Truthie right here.
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>>77696096
>>77696099
obsessed
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>mckenzie running sideways
we all called it
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>>77696106
Mumble mumble mumble GOD OF NATIONS
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jesus fuck that was an easy try
we suck
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Le Unironic Mullet Man
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>>77696077
>Kill me please
Thought you'd never ask lad, what's your address?

>>77696106
Literally this >>77696118 most people don't know how the first half goes
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NZ winslol
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>>77696118
Kek, you're alright.
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Hair loss is a medical condition treatable by doctors
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>>77696126
Your mum certainly does lad
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Mackenzie set that up.
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>>77696112
Yes he has a key role in our national side and is clearly not up to standard. Once he is gone I will never mention him ever again.
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>Australian stadium playing Poi E

KEKEKEKEKEKEK
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Great forward pass
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Will Kaino ever play in black again?
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fuck it's all over boys, 50+ points incoming. go home aussies
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Why didn't wayne b call that forward pass kek
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>>77696141
>Now that's what I call cucked Vol. 1
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>kerevi
what a fat slow cunt
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>>77696096
>>77696099
>>77696116
>(you)
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>>77696153
>he'll make up for it next world cup
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>>77696149
Great spot Waikato supoorter. How do I turn my flag the colours of my Mitre 10 team?
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>>77696004
how does it work
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>>77696164
Didn't call that forward so even.
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I haven't watched Rugby since the RWC

Who is this cunt playing blindside and where is Ned Kelly?
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based barnsey
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>barnes
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>that smirk
lol
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Mackenzie prevented that line break from turning into a try
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>>Wayne Barnes
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>>77696024
great positioning of the ref then 10/10
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genia threw it straight at him surely
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>>77696199
he was blocking the pass though, he shouldnt have beeen standing there
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>>77696198
He just saved your bacon
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>>77696199
Nah he was on the blind side, I think Genia just didn't know he would be there.

The sooner we switch to playing on perspex with molepeople referees the better.
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me on the left
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>>77696199
Doesn't matter
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>>77696167
By purchasing a 4chan Platinum Pass™.
Honestly just watching this until footy comes on, sadly rugby is basically non-existent in Germany.
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>>77696213
Looking good m8
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Mackenzie created that line break
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>good insertion from mckenzie
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>good insertion from Damian McKenzie
Literally what shitspouter's mum said
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All Blacks will race the clock
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*dots one down*
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>he doesn't rate Rieko
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>>77696232
>>77696236

"predictable and funny 4chanz"
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*is from Auckland*
*dabs*
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>Ashley & Martin advertising during every ad break because Wallabies are always pulling their hair out in frustration

pottery.
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Golden. Assistant ref should do his fucking job. >>77696024
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send pissrat off already
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i always believed in mckenzie and ioane
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Somebody inform the NZ police that I have just located Scribe in the crowd at the rugby.
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>>77696222
It's basically non-existent in Australia too m8.
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How the fuck did Ioane do that?
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folau ball watching
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Rieko and Damian are the 2 best players in world rugby. If you disagree you're objectively wrong.
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>>77696277
He has /heart/
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I saw Damian Mckenzie at a grocery store in Hamilton yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Moro bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>77696280

*Gets penalised*
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i miss when we had a Ioane
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>>77696280
EXCELLENT post
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>>77696277
Razzle dazzle.
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So basically as predicted this Aussie backline looks pretty good on attack but awful on defence
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>>77696277
Big Strong Aucklander
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see you in 2019 lads
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>MemeKensie gives up a penalty that should have been a turnover
Great player
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LUL
>MEMEKENZIE
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Didn't realise this was an opposed training run lads.
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lol. How soon till Aussies start walking out of the stadium
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Every Poo Peeland try further kills rugby in Australia. Go Poo Peeland you good things.
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FLOOD GATES
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>>77696304
i'm surprised they even walked in in the first place
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Streamers should have to namefag as their posts are 3 mins behind.
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How the fuck did Cheika get this team to a world cup final. Is Giteau really that galvanising a presence?
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me oh my yes boy i enjoyed that
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HUSBENDON
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Jesus, at this rate Hansen will just be using the Rugby Championship to blood their supply line of young talents
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What exactly is Hooper's function? They say he plays like a back and that makes up for his lack of flanker work but he really doesn't.
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>Bonus point 22 mins in
lul
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>>77696316
Only had to beat Argentina to get there
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>>77696299
>>77696298
FUCK OFF. You are not welcome in /rug/
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FF@40 mins
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grotty
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Crotty 2 Hotty
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Good choice picking Beale.....

Fuck Cheika and all his Tahs.
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>Australian rugby

Scotland tier tbqh
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>that MemeKensie hospital pass
Remember when Barrett was crucified for that here during the Lions tour kek
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YES BOY!
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YES BOY
E
S

B
O
Y
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scoring a point every second
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FUCK OFF STOP SCORING
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Might watch a movie.
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is the ice age movie still on lads?
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BASED Poo Peeland. See >>77696305
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GOOD NIGHT NURSE HO HO YES BOY
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Some seriously sloppy as fuck Aus defending right now

Falling off tackles way too easy
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>>77696347
*minute
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Aussie defence is piss compared to the lions, this isn't even a contest when nz have the ball
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sorry did i say 50 points before i meant 100
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Mackenzie created that try.
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>>77696358
Just downloaded Baywatch myself
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>>77696017
Pretty conservative tbf
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26 minutes, 26 points shipped

all blacks to put 80 on the wobblies?
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BOOMFA
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Excellent tackle from Mackenzie.
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>>Joe Moody just casually dummies and ghost through the line
>>Retallick had to pluck a wonky offload of the air, but stepped a defender cleanly to keep going
Where was this display in the final Lion's test?
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BASEDY RETGODTLICK
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Only casuals doubted McGOATzie
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Retallick and Memekenzie are playing out of their skins.

>>77696391

5d chess to actually get another windfall from a Lions tour in 12 years.
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>>77696386
lol stop
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>that juggle
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>>77696391
The lions actually marked and tackled their man and made good passes. You know had the fundamentals down.
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>>77696378
>all blacks to put 80 on the wobblies?
the "floodgates" often open in "the last 20" since wobblies are unable to do the "full 80" so probably more like 100points
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Mackenzie is a true soldier, battling on even when injured
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wob loosies are abyssmal

the 6 has missed a brace
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>>77696399
funny you should say that, he does sort of look like a goat
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>AIG on his chest
I thought $B₩ was a good mussie? He didn't have Investec why does he have AIG?
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webm of a 6'8 retallick sidestepping please
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>31 missed tackles already

fucks sake, why do australia even have a rugby team
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>everything else in this game is positive
>looks at scoreboard
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>>77696316
Fardy, Hooper, and Pocock were the difference.
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Scrum reset time boys
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Imagine being so soft that you are bleeding 30mins into a easy walk over game
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This is going to hurt me, but I now rate Damian Prometheus McKenzie.
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>>77696378
Going to go with 62- 20 score line.
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When does Crotty not get injured?
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>wanking off a player that is responsible single handedly for 50% of our penalties conceded this game
Pull the other one mate.
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>>77696465
>Thinking Australia are going to score 20
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why does barnes seem so chill?
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>>77696419
There's several better 6s, but Cheika always picks Waratahs first.
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>>77696465
only way it'll be that close is if we have someone red carded again
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sonny oil money bill williams
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>>77696476

Unironically has evolved into the games best ref lad.
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Just realised this is in Australia too. Fucking hell.
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>crotty in charge of going a test without a major injury
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>le shoulder man scores
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>people walking out already
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>>77696476
cause he knows there's no pressure. no matter what he does the all blacks win this by at least 20 and no one is remotely surprised
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BASED NEW ZEALAND. See >>77696305
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>aus will never win a bledisloe in your lifetime again
Feelsgoodmayne.png
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>>77696503
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good meters gained from that Kick from Mckenzie
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Mashallah SBW played well!
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Moore about to get 10

BASED
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>>77696465
>20

You'll be lucky to make double figures pal, you're literally Italy tier right now
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>>77696519
I was in France when this game was on, everyone was cheering >us. Great times desu
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coconut got the red haze lads
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Hope JK gives Cheika a call later and recommends a good pooicide hotline.
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Are Aussies better at fighting than rugby? Seems like they aren't.
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M'Brodie
>>
kylerreyz
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>>77696522
*Meter
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>>77696476
He has dealt shitting it in a major game, being crucified by fans, media, ref board, being called a cheat, etc. Been through it all.

Pressure doesn't get to him now.
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Commentator: 'Bernard foley is not known for his hands or ability to catch the ball'
Why the fuck is he number 10
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fuck that would've been a pretty good try Tbh
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>>77696529
I was in an Irish pub here im kiwi land and our lads were the only ones cheering in a crowd of Brits.
Good times.
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>>77696541
meters is multiple, which is what Mckenzie gained
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Offside: the rugby team
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>>77696559
Do you have shorter meters in Aussie?
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Turned it off, SH is a joke besides NZ and they were exposed against the Lions.
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a fucking buzzer beater
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>Smith gets it in
hehe
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Based Barnesy communication.
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>that accuracy from aaron smith
suprised he didnt get that thot preg
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Oh gee I hope Matt isn't watching
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>>77696544
His ability to take pressure kicks, hence his nickname 'the iceman'.

Unfortunately kicks count for shit when you're continuously in your own half and getting dominated in every facet of play.
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Beale is fucking terrible.

holy shit why did Karmichael have to get injured.
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>>77696544
based michael'angelo cheikavelli strategy
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>>77696570
It's a shame it takes all 4 of you to topple the AB's. It's a shame England keeps dodging NZ as well. One day we may actually see who is the best.
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>pumped it into touch
There's a ur mum joke in there somewhere lads.
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POINT A MINUTE
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HTS
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POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE ALL BLACKS SCORE 40 POINTS AGAINST YOU IN THE FIRST HALF OF A RUGBY MATCH GAME
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>>77696594

Punted you fucking stain
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>40 points in 40 minutes
wew

literally killing union in australia
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Who's this Matt cunt you all keep talking about?
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>>77696598
I'd have a chat with her in the disabled toilet if you know what I mean
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Sunwolves would put up a better fight
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>>77696600
MFW an Aussie fan who "doesn't care"
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>>77696602
He said pumped.
Cunt.
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>>77696569
No.
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>>77696600
BASED NEW ZEALAND. SEE>>77696305
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>>77696600
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Money bill redemption arc?
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>>77696618
*blocks your path*
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Mckenzie had a good half.
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>>77696615
You try to convince yourself you don't care , get excited for the day leading up to the game, then get crushed every time. We're literally watching this game die in Australia right now
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>>77696619
Interesting, how are you getting multiple meters then? Do you count 1.1m as meters gained and are being nit picky?
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Michael Hooper and Cheika have literally destroyed this sport in Australia.

I might have to start rooting for Argentina or something.
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>>77696608
It's just the one guy spamming a meme lad
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>>77696618
>>77696629
Fuck forgot pic
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>>77696593
We can't until NZ stop valuing money over dignity and pride
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Daily rugminder poopeeland was literally losing to this australian side earler in the match
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>>77696613
this
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>>77696633
yeah a couple of errors but overall i think he's looking really good. of course the inferior opposition helps that but still, he's having a strong game
>>
WC 2015
NZ 43 Georgia 10
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Cone and a coffee I think lads.
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>>77696663
JUST
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>>77696642
I don't really know what's been going on there, why is it their fault?
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>>77696600
>gills face when he's making half a million a season in toulon, because Cheika wouldn't pick him.
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Hates will never be satisfied. Mckenzie will keep turning up, and trolls will keep commenting.
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>>77696600
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Aaron Smith
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>>77696593
>It's a shame it takes all 4 of you to topple the AB's
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>>77696670
Don't fret, a kiwi is about to take over
>>
How do we fix Australian rugby
>>
Reminder that Australia invented Russell Crowe, Pavlova and Robert Whittaker and NZ is good at one sport that LITERALLY no one cares about.
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BUY

OUR

MILK
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>>77696645
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>>77696600
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>>77696691
completely destroy it then rebuild
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>>77696691
Just pick more Islanders and former NRL players who were fringe first graders
>>
>>77696691
You need to move away from the memes that are league and afl. Too much of your sporting talent is going to these sports that nobody else plays.
>>
>>77696691
Vote yes on euthanasia is a good start
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>>77696691
Get Pocock back for start. Hooper hits rucks but he literally never competes for the ball.
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>>77696691
grassroots
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>>77696650
Other way round lad. Your provincial team's asked for money and Engalnd backed down.
Order of events:
>team's organising end of year tours
>NZ ask to play England
>don't hear back so organise other fixtures
>England fill up their schedule
>England then asks to play NZ outside the tour window when provincial games are starting again
>NZ says you will have to pay us more to play outside the tour window
>NH provincial team's say that the fixture isn't fair on them and they need compensation for the drop in income due to the match
>England realise they can't afford to follow through with their plan
>world rugby tries to make it happen by offering NZ and the Provincial team's money by organising a Barbarians game inside the tour window
>NZ and Provinces agree
>England realise the game is going to go ahead VS NZ
>back out and pretend it's because NZ is scared
The fixture was there for the taking, it was outside the tour window and England had to pay compensation for that but it was an available game that NZ had agreed to.
>>
>>77696711
Who plays rugby union? Name one relevant country besides Australia.
>>
>>77696718
We don't allow common sense in here
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>>77696670
Waratahs came 4th out of the 5 Australian teams.

yet they still make up 8 of the 23 Wallabies. Cheika used to be the Waratahs coach, so he always picks his boys first, and they never play well eg. Beale, Foley, Phipps, Robertson, Hannigan ( the retard playing 6).

meanwhile Hooper isn't good at anything. he can't ruck, turnover, scrum, or even throw his weight around. The only thing he's supposed to be good at is being a outside centre. yet Scott HIgginbotham does that better ( Higgers has most tries by any forward in super rugby history).

plus you can't even run Michael Hooper as a number 8 because he can't push.
>>
to the kiwi's in this thread, does it make you sad to see Australian Rugby this pathetic? Do you miss when it was actually competitive and the Bledisloe cup meant something? Or do you think its funny and would rather watch Aus rugby die
Genuine question
>>
>>77696691
Vote 'yes' to homosexual marriage
>>
is this because western force got dead?
>>
Should Taranaki Girls' u9s replace Australia in the RC?
>>
>>77696745
none of the kiwis are old enough to remember that. They're all born after 2000
>>
>>77696727
South Africa
England
Scotland
Wales
Ireland
Samoa
All team's better than the Aussies so should be considered relevant right?
>>
Hat-trick for ioane
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>>77696741
He has a top notch work rate though. He hits rucks all the time and carries a fair bit too.
>>
Who /Aussiebutsupportingtheallblacks/ here?

Fuck these loser cucks
>>
>>77696745
honestly? this is just depressing. no amount of trans-tasman rivalry can assuage the second-hand embarrassment at what the wallabies have become. i swear Samoa put in more effort
>>
Friendly reminder Mckenzie would want you to vote "no" on fag marriage lads
>>
>>77696762
NIgga 4 of those countries are literally England, 1 is some random island and the other is Africa.

No one cares about rugby.
>>
>>77696724
Well.
He's certainly been corrected.
>>
>>77696727
poms, french, irish, scots, welsh, argiefags

Does anyone even play league? We know nobody plays afl.

>>77696745
Bit of both desu.
>>
>>77696691
Wallabies coach = Eddie Jones
Reds coach = McKenzie
Waratahs coach = Cheika
Force coach = Wessels
Brumbies coach = Laurie Fischer???
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BASED MCKENZIE WITH ANOTHER ELITE PLAY
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>>77696745
Jesus, pull your fucking head in.
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>>77696745

It does. I got on the hammer with Two Dads, Bieber and Drew Mitchell after a game at Eden Park and they were fucken legends. We had a kick arse night and parted ways around 5am afterwards.

We talked shit about the "good old days" when it was more evenly contested, but the consensus was that it's definitely the fault of ARU and their decision making.
>>
>>77696767
> can't ruck
> can't jump
> can't turnover
> can't throw his weight around
> can't scrum

But he m-m-make a few tackles...

Oh and look he can't secure tha ball either.
>>
>>77696745
It's sad. It's like when you break your favorite toy and remember how fun it use to be. Same with SA. Miss the days back then. Super 12 was better too. Shouldn't have tried to expand so quickly adding so many games that no one cares about killed rugby.
>>
NZ in charge of killing rugby
>>
Is Folau the biggest meme in rugby? He's done literally nothing since 2013
>>
>>77696745
I genuinely wanted to see another team win the 2019 RWC just for the good of the game, but after not wining the Lions series I've decided fuck the rest of the world.
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>>77696805
Y-you too
>>
WE DID IT BOYS! WE MADE THAT HAPPEN!
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>This Australian tackling
>>
McGOATzie ha
>>
Nobody to celebrate with Memekenzie? Wtf is this shit?
>>
>>77696809
>stepping
>>
>>77696711
Except AFL will never be beaten in Australia, because it is fundamentally more exciting than all other sports, particuarly Union.
>>
>>77696617

Lay off the piss bro.
>>
>>77696779
Your correct if you ignore the relevant countries there is no relevant countries. Sound logic and you are correct.
>>
That was 95% Barrett and Ioane
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>>77696821
Jealously breeds contempt
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Georgia in RC when?
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>>77696745
It does make me sad, bledisloe cup tests aren't what they used to be, really enjoyed the rivalry of old.
>>
>>77696796
are you watching how shit we are or not?
>>
>>77696825
afl is about as exciting as lawn bowls, which to be fair is more exciting than most people give it credit for
>>
>>77696831
Thats a matter of opinion but the truth is, if you stick with meme sports that aren't internationally relevant you will remain irrelevant.
>>
>>77696842
You're wallowing m8.
Have some dignity.
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>>77696844
How could anyone honestly think rugby is more exciting than AFL? It's baffling.
>>
>>77696846
disregard that I'm a dumb nigger, meant for
>>77696825
>>
>>77696844
I can imagine that would be the case for a guy who grows up in a country completely dominated by one sport, but AFL is objectively more watchable for the casual viewer than scrum, reset, scrum, reset, scrum, penalty for dubious reasons.
>>
>>77696849
lmao true
>>
I O A N E
O
A
N
E
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>>77696846
Well when you ignore NZ's biggest all time rival and the country with the largest player number of a sport saying they aren't relevant you have set the bar higher than any country can reach.
>>
literally a landers try there lads
>>
why am i still watching this lol?
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Uruguay in the RC when?
>>
looks like Aus needs more sport transformation
>>
I dont think smith has done a single box kick all game?
>>
I turned the audio off while cheika was talking because I didn't want to hear how depressed he was :(
>>
>>77696583
kek
>>
Is Australia or Brazil playing now against Aotearoa?
>>
>>77696870
Not next year but the year after. Will be an improvement by then if the decline continues at this pace.
>>
>>77696802
This desu
>>
Squire just strolled through
>>
i feel namibia should be in RC if australia is allowed to be
>>
>>77696745

I remember the last time Australia won.

At least I felt something from the game.
>>
Unironically take great pleasure in seeing the ARU get embarrassed lads
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Honestly this is just sad desu

Even as an English lad I had a Wallabies jersey as a kid. Players like Eales, Latham, Grey, Roff, Mortlock, Larkham, Gregan, Smith, Waugh etc. were absolute quality and would give most teams a good pasting.

Now it's these polynesian shithouses and limp-wristed turbomongs who can barely throw a pass.
>>
>>77696846
Irrelevant in what sense. Rugby? It is clear Rugby is a dying sport in Australia and I wouldn't be surprised if it completely ceases to exist in the coming decades. IT is only kept alive by a select few private schools.
>>
Squire looks to the manor born. Doesn't offer as much in terms of work rate as Kaino, but with ball in hand he's grand
>>
FUCK
Bring those shithouse Lions back here.
>>
Reckon they'll get to 100 lads?
>>
Is that guy who got cucked by the afl boss playing now?

AFL quite literally cucked this saf sport.
>>
>>77696903
Yes

Captcha: bus
>>
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APOLOGISE
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>i-its ok guys, this sport sucks anyway
>>
Fiji would be more competitive than Australia in The RC (and Bledisloe)
>>
Who is better in their prime. Reeko Yewane or Izrael Folow.
>>
>justin marshal 'expert comments'
>>
>>77696893
Need to axe the old hats of the ARU for new blood with new ideas
Need to cut the coverage contracts
Need to get new blood into the management of the super rugby team's
At least bad performance then is growing and learning with far more room to grow than currently. Cutting a SR team was a step in the right direction even if it was the wrong team.
>>
Jesus Christ Brodie is an absolute machine tonight.
>>
Jeez aus
>>
>>77696884
It's Australia.
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>>77696917
best
>>
>>77696895
it's slowly dying in oz but its not dead. All it will take is a shake up inside the ARU to rejuvenate the sport. But the longer the leave the leadership the same & doing nothing the harder it's gonna be to fix.
>>
Does anyone even sing Waltzing Matilda anymore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58vujCL2dJI

It always reminds me of the golden age of australia rugby.
>>
>>77696650
Ironic coming from an English fan, considering:
>>Pour money into an extended contract with Stuart Lancaster
>>Pour money into the RWC 2015 so the English players have access to special gyms, with the weights even having the England rose logo
>>After their fiasco at the RWC2015, they dished out 100,000 quid so they can poach Eddie Jones from his Stormers contract
The only thing special about the RFU is that they have a lot of money.
>>
>>77696745
Yes.
When you're bored go and watch the 2000 bledisloe match between us, 35-34 greatest rugby game ever played.

It is really sad desu
>>
>>77696918
I don't expect you to understand because Union completely dominates the sporting environment in New Zealand. You need to extend your perspective to a bigger country where the sporting choices are more diverse,
>>
Basedogs
Basedabies
Based Elite Matt
>>
fuck we did it, we made it to double digits
>>
>Aotearoa
>allowing an aussie try
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>aus still have to travel to nz
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>>77696939
Do they even play other sports?

I don't think rugby is a top 5 sport in Australia.
>>
AUSTRALIA ON RESURGENT RUGBY NATION WATCH
>>
COMEBACK!! LET'S GO!
>>
Rona now the incumbent no 11 lel
>>
>>77696934
Also I never realised Mortlock kicked
>>
>Wallabies are save by a Rugby League player

KEK
>>
> New Zealand
> Argentina
> Nz Maori
> South Africa ( minus the Lions)
> Lions ( the Saffa team)


Rate my new RC
>>
>>77696939

We're more of a sailing nation to be honest with you lad.
>>
>>77696939
They play cricket in the off season, but that isn't as big as it is in Australia.
>>
>>77696917
Sorry?
>>
NZ BTFO
>>
>>77696953
>worst crowds in the world
Always a pleasure hosting tttt
>>
>>77696856

Australian Forceback League (AFL) is literally what we get our children to play when we want them to play Rugby but they are delicate and easily hurt.

Straight up forceback... a kids game.
>>
54-11!
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>
COMEBACK IS ON
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Brazil in RC when?
>>
>>77696970
Sorry meant to be to >>77696954
>>
Based ABs letting them have one
>>
>A.Smith goes off
>game falls apart
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO1tFkaVFOc
>>
>MemeKensie on catching an easy pass watch
>>
>>77696954
It is top 5
League
AFL
Cricket
Union
Soccer
>>
>54 - 13
>the most dangerous lead
>>
based fucking mcmemezie the defensive genius
>>
im done with this semen slurping sport
>>
>>77696981
This doesn't make sense. Every time a rugby player takes a hit they brace for impact. They expect it, because the game is two dimensional. The AFL on the other hand is a 360 degrees support, where the hits are unexpected, making it measurably worse. This is why you see so many concussions in AFL.
>>
>>77697007
18 soon to be 20
>>
>>77697005
Soccer is number 3, and both tennis and even netball are above union.
>>
>>77697005
Football is bigger than Union in AU now
>>
comeback of the millennium
>>
That was actually an exceptional piece of fullback play from memekenzie.
>>
how come you guys copied our flag?

this thread is confusing for colourblind people
>>
>>77697013
sport not support, fucking phone.

>>77697005
AFL and Cricket are both above league
>>
>perenara
TKB on bench watch

Smith on sneky incumbent watch
>>
It's over new zealand is finished
>>
>>77697021
>fuck i was wrong, oh well i'll just start making shit up maybe people will buy it
>>
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APOLOGISE!
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>>77696475
whats that m8?
ye m8 stay quiet m8
>>
>>77697005
I hope this wasn't meant to be in order.
>>
>>77697013
>so many concussions in AFL
good
>>
>>77697033

Our flag was first you fucking moron.
>>
>>77697033
It's not confusing Aussies are the ones obsessing about how they don't care. Kiwis are the ones talking about the game.
>>
>>77696991
Never.
>>
>>77697013

Forceback is literally what we play to teach kicking skills in high school.

It's more or less the same game... and it results in fewer injuries.
>>
getting fucking baited by the oldest trick in the book lad
>>
>>77697056
Haha ok m8 sure.
>>
>>77696745
Kiwi in Oz here. I honestly, seriously want to see a competitive Tri-nations again like we had before 2013.

I was raised in an era when SA, NZ, and Oz were the triumvirate of world rugby, and I want to see that happen again
>>
>>77696745
Not kiwi or Oz but I know if any of the home nations became this limp it would feel like a very hollow victory.

However i am interested to see how low ARU can fall, this is sort of a unique situation in world rugby history and i'm interested to see what the future holds for Australian rugby
>>
>>77697034
>>77697049

>Phone posting

KYS both you faggots.
>>
>>77697049
Sorry.
>>
>>77697056
australia's was officially adopted earlier sorry
>>
>>77697073
Argentina serves for something
>>
>>77697081
Being friends means never having to say sorry :)
>>
>>77697055
Why is that good? Wishing harm on athletes isnt nice.

>>77697061
I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation and you are resorting to memes. The AFL is far more physical than a game played at recess.
>>
>>77696996
what a nasty little rat. based argie
>>
Soccer and basketball are the future. The time is NOW to get you and your children into the world games.
>>
>>77697049
Sorry m8 AMA
>>
solid work by mckenzie slowing down the large islander
>>
>mcmemezie
>>
>MemeKensie on making a tackle ever watch
Hahahahaha
>>
>>77697095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQKTVDQGH6I
>>
>>77697082

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_New_Zealand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Australia

Educate yourself you convict
>>
>>77697112
embarrassing lad
>>
On the real though.

Why are there 2 slightly different types of rugby? It's fucking retarded if you think about it. Imagine if there were 2 versions of soccer with slightly different rules and the entire talent pool split in half.
>>
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>>77697073
>Having so few teams in a championship only 1 game a week gets played
>>
>>77697112
>>77697120
They are convicts they steal everything form the superior free country.
>>
>Aotearoa
>losing focus
>>
>>77697096
>niggerball
>>
>>77697112
nice edit
>>
>>77697093

Have you seen our 12 year old islanders?

I'm a primary teacher and I have islanders in my class taller and heavier than me.

I am 186cm and 98kg.... these kids are mutants.
>>
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>MCMEMEZIE
NEVER
STARTING
EVER
AGAIN
>>
>Memekenzie

KEK
E
K
>>
>>77697123
There are. Soccer and AFL.
>>
rugby is so fucking retarded
>>
Don't even care about wallabies' tries desu
>>
Time to take memekenzie off
>>
>>77697148
manlet
>>
>>77697123
League = dumb coconuts and western sydney trash
Union = esteemed gentleman with strategy
>>
Loving these MemeKensie hospital passes, truly GOAT. Glad he is with us...
>>
>>77697111
how is this turbofaggot still playing
>>
I hate when a player like Beale lets in like 3 tries, but then scores 1, so everyone just forgets how terrible they were.
>>
Hollup
>>
>this is how sheep shearers spend their saturday nights

kek

KEK
>>
>>77697169
>Union played primarily by coconuts
What did he mean by this?
>>
Sopoaga to 10. Barrett to fullback. Mckenzie to fuck off.
>>
>>77697167

6 foot 2 and 98kg is a manlet?

Okay bro.
>>
>>77697173
Need him to do it MemeKensie style, start in The high note and end on a really lownote
>>
>>77697173
I think the Greatest Attacking Fullback in World Rugby is the least of your problems
>>
>>77697173
this

same with Brian Habana
>>
just swap memezie with ben smith
>>
Wallabies about to get turned over
>>
>Crockett DED

Fantastic news lads.
>>
cant wait for winter to end lads
>>
>>77697217
>head on the wrong side of the tackle
Deserves it tttt
>>
>>77697206
This would give an open channel down the side. At least at full back they have to make a line break before he is useless.
>>
>>77697229

t. Cersei Lannister
>>
MCMEME SUBBED
>>
Players you wish would have a cateet-ending injury
>Wyatt Crockett
Sweet.
>>
>>77697263
fantastic
>>
>>77697231
>>77697217
https://streamable.com/7z9i
>>
McKenzie is a starter. Plays 60min then replaced by somebody inferior
>>
Ioane hat trick when?
>>
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Are there any significant downsides to dating a 30+ year old woman?

I've met a woman who is gorgeous, funny, very compatible with me etc, but she is 31. I'm 27, so not exactly young either.

But why can a woman like this still be single at that age without some serious flaws?
>>
>>77697263
50 mins too late. The damage is done.
>>
Wallabies winning the 2nd half 21-14
>>
>>77695868
Just woken up cunts, good game or nah
>>
based nige on the case lads
>>
we've been actual literal shit in this second half, it's hard to watch
>>
fuck off ofa you so are so shit
>>
As a migrant who couldnt stay in Australia and got residency in just a year in NZ: Fuck you Australia :)

>Implying im not going back to Sydney the day I get the passport of this shithole country lmao
>>
>>77697296
4 years difference isn't too much. It can be valid if she is nice in body and in mind.
>>
bed
e
d

lads
>>
Fuck uou lazy cunts
>>77697312
>>77697312
>>77697312
>>
"""""Drifted"""
Love thus meme.
>>
that pass was actually about 40 feet forward, what the fuck
>>
>>77697296
Dont pregger her and youll be fine
>>
>looked like the pass was fine
kek based barnesy never change
>>
>>77697296

Literally none lad.

I'm smashing a couple of 30+ birds at the moment and they're both using IUD's, so no chance of kids.
>>
>>77697328
>Not staying here until page 10

Utter plebs
>>
>>77697296
She'll be pretty focused on getting pregnant?
>>
refball
>>
>>77697348
>>77697373
I'm not talking about just hooking up though. I'm looking for a proper relationship that could potentially lead to marriage and kids down the track. Fertility isn't an issue for older women these days like it used to be, right?
>>
>>77697296
Dont get too attached. Pump and dump
>>
>>77697404
>Fertility isn't an issue for older women these days like it used to be, right?
bad news buddy
>>
>>77697404
Then you are making a terrrible mistake. You are about to enter your prime. Dont even look under 23
>>
>>77697422
Should I go younger than that, like 18 or 19?

>>77697416
But you hear news reports about 50 year olds getting pregnant though.
>>
>>77697452
>50 year olds getting pregnant though
This is rare. Menopause enters in half 40's.
>>
>>77697422
18-20 are very inmature. Not good. 20-25 is proper.

But keep this relationship going on for a while, is training wheels for the real deal. Again, no preggers
>>
Stop replying to me please. I'm trying to converse with my fellow kiwis.
>>
>>77697452
>But you hear news reports about 50 year olds getting pregnant though.
they spent thousands of dollars on all sort of bullshit to get some autistic child. look at Barron Trump you can be a billionaire with all the connections and get an autistic kid cause the mum is mid to late 30's or older
>>
>>77697074
Wow talking a big game in 2017 after being knocked out in the pool stages of your own rugby World Cup
>>
>>77697404
Depends on the woman but having kids 35-40 is pretty normal now. They're usually more financially secure at that age too (don't know about this lady)
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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