Bayern Munich vs Bayer Leverkusen Match Thread

Can't wait!

I fucked up, it's 8:30.

hello everyone

>>77686092
Dubs bayern lose 3-2

>>77686142
rekt

>levercucksen

cant wait for the bayernduell

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>>77686158
>>77686142
um.... re-roll...

IM HERE TO SHITPOST

/lifelong/ Buyern fan here

ez win

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Bundes is back!

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why are germans so unstylish creatures

Based OP posting the line-ups in the way it should be done every time

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>>77686092
>Ribery

>>77686250
Ali G in da house

THE FINNISH GOAT WILL SCORE

>Calhanoglu and Chikorita gone
How fucked are Neverkusen?

>memedi-volland
w-w-watch out buyern

what is all this preamble? just start the fucking game

what am i wattching right now?

I think Bayern will win the league this year

show jumping lega

>pohjanpalo on the bench

don't go to bayer tomorrow. some of you are alright

ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAR

She's so hot desu

>muzzie performing german national anthem
tears of pride m8s

who is this singer demon

>>77686092
that girl singing really looks german

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wtf I love bundes now

A QT

Since when the national anthem is played before kickoff in bundesliga games? Or is it just a start of the season thing?

absolutely haram

>>77686319
>DEUTSCHED

>>77686324
She's gorgeous whatever she is

who was that vocal druid?

>war ja nicht immer der fall
kek

>>77686310
he had a small injury this week, i hear otherwise he would've started today

>>77686310
Where's Bayer m8?

>>77686330
German nationalism on the rise!

>>77686330
>just a start of the season thing
this

>>77686345

4TH REICH

>>77686330
Germans get second generation immigrants to sing their anthem for them. The french enjoy second generation immigrants wave algerian flags and piss on the arc the triomphe.

thank god im not ''german''

>>77686343
in lederhosen

Bundesu~

Mentioning that this is on ZDF because someone will have missed it

why does europe keep getting btfo by the religion of peace?? this shit doesnt happen in canada

>Can't even keep quiet for a minute

Germans can't hide their giddiness for genocide and atrocities

>>77686369
7-1

>>77686377
Europe has a population of nearly a billion people. Canada just doesn't have that many people.

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>>77686368

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>Fick dich DFB

DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES ...

>>77686368
Was für eine dreckige Schleimerin. DU WIRST NIEMALS DEUTSCH SEIN.

>fich dich

WDTMBT?

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>American civilians

fucking gayern fans

hello, is this /bundes/ match or some pointless cup?

that minutes silence was a shocking effort

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would you play for Real Twitter

>>77686359
>blacks disrespecting the anthem
what a surprise

>>77686404
/bundes/

>>77686404
If only there was a way to look up information like that.

>>77686404
/bundes/ opening game

surely bayern have better option that ribery?

>bei uns zum Interview kommen
Warum darf dieser dreckige Luxemburger die Bundesliga kommentieren?

>>77686417
Who is htis wankable wench?

>>77686417
T H I C C

>>77686426
Ribery would be the best LW in the EPL

Vidal is criminally overrated

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BAYERNWINSLOL

>>77686426
nah they're a terribly mismanaged club

Ribery is good for shitting on bundes garbage teams, but gets exposed badly when facing actually good teams

>>77686437
who the fuck plays with wingers in this day and age?

you're also retarded if you think ribery is better than hazard

>>77686431
How are they still so bad at it? Or are they intentionally shit for the sake of comedy?

What did the sign bayern fans held up say? Fick dich, korroption and smth else

Also fuck sanchez and coman, both overrated and shit transfers, who's turning bayern in some Latin American slave driver team

>>77686448
Lawn ball sports Red Bull this year senpai

>>77686460
>bad
That was world class goaltending

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>>77686465

>>77686456
>hazard
>mr no end product man
>mr incredibly inconsistent man

lol, I'd take Ribery

>>77686465
muh leipzig boogey man 50+1 rule basically

>implying bayern munch is not bayern-allianz-audi-munich

>Ribery
>still the best dribbler this side of the Pyrenees

He's impossible to replace

APOLOGIZE

SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE

Welp. League over

OVER

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>>77686483
meme league
meme tunnel

SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE SÜLE

He's a big lad

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>seven nation army

turned off my TV.

no Bayern home games for me this season

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>bayernwinslol

Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule! Sule!

fuck Bayern

Sexy
Übermensch
Lighting up
Everyone

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>buyern wins the buyernleague

Game over lol

Future of bayern these two tbqh

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SÜLE

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>it's a Bayern wins episode

A P O L O G I Z E

>>77686515
for me it's abella

is an Sule an Horse¿

ive never seen someone as chad as Sule

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BALLON D'OR
BALLON D'OR
BALLON D'OR
BALLON D'OR
BALLON D'OR

and that is how the 17/18 title was won

>>77686538
This episode has been on repeat for 5 fucking years now.

>>77686518
For You

>german """"league""""

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opinions about my flicker slayer?

Bellarabi lmao

Wheres James?

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>customers dressed to show a corporate logo

It gets me every time.

Being a bayern fan must be the most mind numbing experience.
>Oh we scored.
>Oh we won the league.
So exciting.

literally why even bother with this meme league, go watch the austrian league desu~~

who's the best competition for bayern this year? leipzig?

bring the subs on lads the champions league quarter finals are coming up

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>>77686551
>>77686547
he looks like pic related

GOAL BY HOFFENHEIM!!!

Based nagelsmann saving ancelottis ass from exposure.

>>77686574
BvB

>>77686562
what game is this

>>77686483
>half time shows
What's the problem with that? Atleast it's something for the people who don't go to the toilet or buy more beer during the break. And for those that do those things, nothing changes

Pack it up boys happy lifes to y'all

>>77686565
In Cleveland.

>>77686574
RawnBall, Dirtmound, >Schalke, and unironically Hoffenheim

>>77686585

A shite one

>>77686572
>redbullwinslol

Sure.

>>77686574
NUR
U
R

>>77686562
4.7k health
lmao
enjoy never running high tier maps

>"fuck DFB"
>play shitty music and organise shitty victory celebrations with washed up pop singers and go pro cameras on your beer mugs
fuck bayern

do german women like short brown men?

>>77686587
Half-time is for speaking with other people and relaxing from the match. The only reason you would stop that is for mind control.

>>77686606
this

>>77686597
Just like Bundes from now on.

>>77686583
LOL

Literally the "sell all our key players" club

What a joke

>>77686607

Recent history has show that they love rape.

They're already using VAR, right?

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>>77686551

>>77686574
Themselves

Does anyone have a picture of the gay pride flag in the stadium?

Is Paulaner actually good or is it overrated?

>>77686615
Most women love rape and violent men

>>77686567
This. Fucking embarrassing

>>77686625
St Augustiner is the best munchen beer

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>>77686622

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>>77686622

>>77686638
Nice

>>77686603
the character is far from finished

>>77686585
Path of Exile

vidal PLS

>>77686615
not trying to rape anyone

>>77686574
frankfurt

>>77686640

the look of confusion on the top left guys face

not even watching lmao

>>77686638
kek

wew

All these fucking memes.

>>77686638
banter

>>77686664
lmao

Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!! Tolisso!!!

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>neverkusen

ANOTHA ONE

>>77686638
Kek

>>77686640
Thanks senpai

wow another Bayern goal
what a surprise

>le no name player with debut goals team

are bayern just GOAT at making key signings or is it just meme'ery

how to hoffenheim manage to sustain such a large stadium when it's such a little dinky town?

my local town is like twice the size of sinsheim and the football club ground holds maybe 4000 at a push

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Why did they refuse to pay him what he's worth?

>neverkusen

Nice league

https://youtu.be/BJzjJaDrf9o

Bayern, dare I say it, winslol?

>>77686692
Isn't it in the next town over?

>>77686625
Of the big three:
Franziskaner > Paulaner >>>> Erdinger

not gonna watch this shit

>game is already over
Guess im back to playing vidya

Moron Vizekusen player kept him onside AND didn't cover him.

>>77686640
well, they ARE fucking Leverkusen

what a shit league lmao

>>77686658
yes

>>77686706
St Augustiner??

I went to Erlangen last summer, great local beer.

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jesus we're in for an exciting season. i begin to doubt this semen-slurping league is for me. time for liga NOS.

What an exciting and competitive league

>>77686710
anything good?

i can't believe bayern is going to win the league again
i really can't

I just pretend that Buyern don't exist, for me bundes starts tomorrow. It's a really fun league if you think that way

think im done lads

>>77686688
Meme, besides sule, kimmich,Costa , rudy and lewa all other singings have been shit

Bayern's defence looks pretty shit, there's hope.

>>77686710
*league is already over

>>77686706
Still shit

>>77686723
This
Franconian beer is the best beer

how far will bayern go into the champions league this year?

>>77686724
Russian Premier League and Belgian Pro League is patrician

>>77686693
Didn't he leave on his own because he actually wanted to win a cl

Final vs Real and they will expose Zidane

>>77686727
Vanquish or Furi

>>77686747
knocked out by TSU in the semi's

Leverkusen:
>sell everyone
>buy no one

What could go wrong

>>77686692
They draw from the whole area between Stuttgart and Frankfurt.

>>77686747
R16 Knocked out by arsenal

>>77686747

Whatever round they reach i will be smiling when someone annihilates them.

>>77686747
1/4 or 1/2

>have VAR
>buyern still refballs

Which one does pulisic play for?

>>77686747
QF or SF, they don't have enough depth and some weak points.

>>77686753
for
>>77686747

>>77686759
they sold chicharito didn't they?

Defense = Nonexistent

cringe league

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>>77686767
>arse

This is the first time I've watched a bundesliga so say hello

>>77686750
lol not at all

>>77686767
>arsenal
>champions league

>>77686779
Yeah but he was back up anyway

>>77686779
yeah, he's at west ham now

>>77686754
never heard of those

>>77686771
Dortmund. He's shit, every American player is shit.

Is Tolisso elite or Aspirin FC just shit?

>>77686782
You don't need to defend against shit Bratwurstliga teams

>>77686779
And Calhanoglu and Toprak and maybe Kampl

Bayern defending is pretty shaky even if they are dominating

I hate that Bayern look like shit but still win

>>77686791
EL round of 16 mate

>>77686800
leaf pls

>>77686811

They dont have to try too hard.

Neuer looking jacked

jesus this is gonna be an absolute rout

>>77686809
tsu is going to rape them again

How is it already 2-0

How shit can Leverkusen be

ayy lel

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what's worse? buyern being so dominant or the rest of the league being utter shit?

Bi-annual reminder that there were people on this board who rated Volland

>>77686820
stick to winning >world series in boreball

>>77686809
missing GOATeng

>>77686838
set pieces

>>77686824
Prolly bench pressing his Petite waifu the entire time

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Rate my kicker team

>Bender ded
lmao

H A S A N

wow neverkusen look West Spam tier lol

>>77686692
There are some large cities around them without major teams.
For example, Mannheim is big and Waldhof seems to go nowhere

>>77686842
Rest being shit, bayern besides now Leipzig is the only club that can stand against the sheikh oil money in Spain and England, all in all no club can keep their fucking players, especially bvb idiots

Why the fuck its not red card, he had no intention getting the ball, he only want to injury neverkusen player

had the two best faps of my life this week, ask me anything

>>77686838
They let Hakan and chicha go, fired their coach. Got a guy who was coaching 4th division not too long ago. What u think was going to happen?

Müller and Lewandowski just foul the defense into submission

>>77686855
Decent, is Dahoud even a starter though? I fucked mine up like usual and forgot to edit it today.

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holy shit, what a losers

>>77686865
lel... Keita and Forsberg are gone next season

>>77686874
to whomst did you fap (better not be weird shit)

>Heiko Herrlich
>Andries Jonker
>Domenico Tedesco

Why are these no-name hacks managing 'top' Bundesliga clubs?

>>77686855
>Handwerker
>Geiger

Balanced team. I like it.

>>77686876

Problem is not letting Hakan and Chica go. They're inconsistent. Problem is not replacing them properly and then putting guys like Kampl, Brandt and Dragovic on the bench, which will probably leave as well.

>>77686483
>customers
thank god RB will save the league this season

>>77686896
Manitoba pls

BuLi likes having young coaches, it's the latest meme

>>77686886
He wasn't even challenged to the punch and he still couldn't get it out of the box. Embarrassing

just realized I've never seen Ancelotti smiling or laughing; only seen him grumpy

>>77686886
kek

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>>77686519
I hate this song so fucking much and for no fucking reason they suddenly started using it as goal melody a few years back

>>77686855
>Pulisic on the right.

>>77686874
are beards a meme or should I keep growing this thing?

>>77686905
For every Nagelsmann there's about 50 Zornigers.

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>>77686911

depending on how this seasons plays out, bundesliga may or may not become worse than the scottish premier league.

>no Robben
>no James Rodriguez
>no Thiago
>no Boateng

>no problem

BuLi pepper your anus

>>77686931
If you have no chin and jaw then yeah

ITS RAINING NOW AND A UNWETTERWARNUNG IS SET

>>77686693
they thought he wasn't good enough for top dosh

>>77686908
He should've absolutely caught it. I've seen goalies make catches from 2x more difficult situations than this one.

>>77686941
>>77686931
you should also have a pretty thick neck for proportional reasons, otherwise the beard should be kept short

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IT GOING DOWN

THAT WIND

storm is cuming

http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=16

>>77686940
Don't forget Neuer.

>>77686935
kinda creepy tbqh

>>77686958
Ulriech is better

>>77686952
>>77686953
Run roh lads

WORLD BOUT TO GO UNDER IN THE SCHLAUCHBOOT

>dat unwetter

why do they even have a dach, if they don't use it?

>>77686975
>Regensburg
>It's actually raining

Bayern forgetting Neuer isn't playing

what's the tallest mountain in germany lads?

>>77686982

they don't

>be buyern
>murderball in own 18 yard box
>nothing happens
>be neverkusen
>have to take fk while the wind blows at 9000 mph, changing direction every 2 nanoseconds or else you get a red card

>>77686988
Zugspitze

2960m or so

>>77686988
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zugspitze

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>>77686988

>>77686995
That's what Leverkusen gets for being on the n*zi side during the war

>>77686988
Schuldenberg

hopefully muller breaks his leg

Comfy weather desu

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They are going all the way again.
Real wins another CL

Why do we still watch this shit?

>>77687006
Kek

>>77687009
(((-berg))

>>77687012
This so much

>>77687013
i literally got nothing better to do

>>77686982
shieeeeeeeeet

iam live in munich and its a huge unwetter

>>77687013
Real deserves whatever they win - fantastic club, unbelievable depth.

>customers already leaving
nice """"""""""""""""""""" fans""""""""""""""""""""" you got there

holy shit that downpour

>>77687000
>>77687003
impressive

might give it a cheeky hike

>little bit of rain
>buyern customers go home
shaking my head desu

>>77687011
Rude.

>>77687017
>>>/pol/ pls leave

>>77687013
You're addicted and retarded.

>germans afraid of rain but not afraid of 100,000 syrian refugees

>>77686894
nope I keep to softcore shit only
>Do nothing for a day
>edge all next day
>edge all following morning
>fap for 40min
>rub area between ballsack and asshole
>finish
>watch some soccer
could rec some if you want it

>Bundes'liga' over after barley 20 min
whew lads

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>bayern fans fleeing in fear of getting clean

topkek

>THE STATE OF BAYERN CUSTOMERS

No one's laughing at the T people in their white rain coats now

>Telekom cucks forced to stay on their seats

>>77687035

well the latter can always be put into ovens. rain does whatever the fuck it wants.

>>77687030
>>>/lgbt/

>>77687017
>doesn't realize there are dozens of German family names with that ending

Are you a migrant?

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>>77687041

>>77687000
>>77687000
Was haben Robert Enke und Reinhold Messner gemeinsam?

fuck sake, give some rain to Poland krauts, it's been 2 weeks without a single drip now

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>>77687044

btw nice digits

>>77687044
Chained to their seats

>>77687044
Those guys look like saudis

>>77687044
Top lel

Inb4 someone gets hit by lightning

>>77687041
>>77687044
kek

>>77687051
>>>/mlp/

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tfw Unwetter has almost reached my town

thank god it's warm and safe and comfy in here

>>77687049
Chuckled at this, i for one enjoy german humor

Now that's Fucking rain

>German weather

>>77687021
>nu/sp/
sick of you lot.

>>77687055
Don't do it

>>77686896
big teams like buying away guys who are important to smaller teams

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So this is it? This is the power of german football?

guys!

i went to the toilet, because i had an itch on my asshole and i wanted to wipe of with toiletpaper and it appeared that the whole toiletpaper is full of blood.

Iam literally bleeding out of my ass!

Wat do?

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I really hate bauern

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First reply determines what I post for halftime fap purposes

Who /JRE#1000/ here?

>>77687094
Hemorrhoids

bellarabi and aranguiz should really leave

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Did Claus Kleber apologize for mealymouthing Islam all these years yet?