/rug/ - Not On My Watch Edition

Reminder that an alternative non-English thread has been provided for waifu discussion.

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Harbour.

>>77631776
Based Mitre 10 saving us from blowing our brains out

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>hue waifu threads

>>77631776
OP, the hero we needed
What happened to the old thread? Got soccered?

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>>77631930
Not OP but I think so.
Also based Argie dropping truthbombs.

>>77631942
I hadn't looked at /rug/ today, checked in this arvo. Nothing there. Dark time of the year tßh lads.

>general dies at ~360 replies
dead poomunity

>>77631974
/cric/
>nothing found
/nrl/
>nothing found
/afl/
>nothing found

kys 2bh lad

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>there are currently 87 (eighty seven) soccer threads on /sp/

I'll just let that sink in for a minute

/socc/ fucking when lads

goatago will win it all to be dishonest lads

>>77632066
Pootago won't even beat Harbour m8

>>77631791
>It's still making threads

Shaun Stevenson and Chris Eves playing for Harbour this year. No Michael Little, Matt Magahan or Rene 'Who Cares' Ranger

Reminder that harbour WILL lose to every south island team they play this season

>>77632063
>TRC starting in one week and no vibes on it

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>Never, ever lose your biscuit

what did he mean by this ?

>>77632196
Not Southland. Especially not when we're on such a high from beating Notago.

>>77632196
Harbour will beat Pootago and Seetheland, and quite possibly Cunterbury.
Draw with Tasman though because they're bros.

>>77632476
Robbie Deans?

>>77632569
2 Questions for you:
How do you think Robbie Deans performs in the bedroom?
and
Do you think he could make Hannah Laity Queen of /rug/ Squirt?

*throws up*

Reminder to report all Garold posts.
We WILL kill the cancer lads.

>>77632630
You found a cure for cancer? Brilliant! You will be mega rich. Congratulations BSK.

NO
RUGBY
ON
TONIGHT

>>77632813
3 more sleeps. 4 games on Saturday.

*fuckful insomnia*

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>>77632828

just had a full potential kinetic fuckful insomnia lads

>>77632834
Do you need surveillance?

>>77632828

You must be doing it on purpose at this point.

>>77632828
Your mum got a fuckful of me last night lad.

*boycotts post*

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Reminder that if you're not watching Twin Peaks tonight, you're a faggot and certainly not my nigga.

>>77633057
Do not own a tv sorry.

>>77633075
Like I said.

>>77633086
This?
>>77632813
>NO
>RUGBY
>ON
>TONIGHT

>>77633091
No, this:
>you're a faggot and certainly not my nigga

>>77633075
Is there TV license tax in NZ like in UK?

>>77633057
I'm watching King Of The Hill you poofter.

*boycotts answering your question*

>>77633101
There used to be.
They'd go door-to-door asking for the money.
>nah don't have a tv sorry mate
kek

>>77633057
I don't watch the televised jew sorry mate

>>77633165
That's just fucking stupid.
/pol/ doesn't translate here.

>>77633168
I was taking the piss
is the new series good, I downloaded it but never got round to starting it.

>>77633194
It's really good. If you like Twin Peaks.
It's not for everyone.

>>77633196
I enjoyed the original aside from the filler in season 2

>>77633201
Better get on it then.
You've got 14 episodes to watch.

Squad predictions for upcoming Bledisloe test?

Mine is;

Moody
Taylor
Franks
Retallick
Whitelock
Kaino
Cane
Read
Nugget
Barrett
Ioane
Crotty
SBW
Dagg
Smith

Crockett
Harris
Tu'angafasi
Barrett
Savea
Peranara
Soap
ALB

>>77633274
>SBW starting
yeah nah.

>>77633274
>Memekenzie not starting
*kek*

>>77633310
>Memekenzie even in the squad
*laughs out loud*

>>77633291
My prediction based on Steve Hansens previous selections. I wouldn't have him in the team either.

>>77633340
It'll be Crotty/ ALB

>>77633360
That's what I want to see but Hansen opted for $BW in the Lions tour and appealed the ban so I think it'll be him.

>>77633438
I respect your obviously elite rugby knowledge as a BSK, but I hope you're wrong.

>>77633340
Did you take into account his ban or was that overturned?

>>77633477
It was a 4-week ban wasn't it?
Surely that was > 4 weeks ago

>>77633447
So do I lad, so do I.

>>77633483
Matches. Last I heard he was missing game one of the Bledisloe.

>>77633613
That's good to hear. I don't read the SBW news, I get tired of the shit storm that surrounds him in the news.

>>77633671
>>77633613
>>77633274
In that case the team I predict is;

Moody
Taylor
Franks
Retallick
Whitelock
Kaino
Cane
Read
Smith
Barrett
Ioane
Crotty
ALB
Dagg
Smith

Crockett
Moody
Tu'ungafasi
Barrett
Savea
Peranara
Soap
Skudder

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>New Zealand Rugby had proposed Williams could serve the ban by missing the third Lions test, the final match of the Blues' Super Rugby season and two other games before the first Bledisloe Cup test on August 19.

>World Rugby originally ruled that the televised training fixture involving both Counties and Taranaki, with each side playing one half of the match, would not count and Williams would have to miss the Bledisloe test to complete the ban. However, on appeal an independent disciplinary panel on Thursday found in favour of Williams.

>>77633698
Meaning he's served his ban.

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>>77633686
>moody twice
>prop sub before the hooker sub
>loose forward sub after one of the back subs

>>77633686
Harris not Moody on the bench.

>>77633705
Jordie Barrett is out for the season lad.

>>77633715
i keep forgetting about the avo barret

*dabs*

where my NH boys at

better not let dive grass kill the thread again

>>77634032
Hiding

These scorelines at the WRWC are pretty scattershot. guess the lack of a real competitive pro scene and regular televised matches means there's just massive powergaps?

>>77634725
Go to bed

>>77634032
*SBW's into thread*

If Brazil could stop fucking making threads that'd be great

>>77635296
Threads aren't problems, boycotts are problems.

Scotland

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>>77635460

test

>>77635349
*boycotts brazil*

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I just want australia to not be shit again lads ;_;

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kiwis are up.

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and /rug/ didn't 404 overnight.

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poms are still up.

Over night news:
The Beaver returns to CM for Mitre 10 cup
Barnes replaces Graces for the first Bledisloe match
The Wallabies cuck Dunedin
$B₩ is a cunt even news outlets are hating on
Western Force players are upset

The lighter side:
Wallabies think they can not only beat the AB's but win the Bledisloe for the first time in 14 years this season

>>77637511
All me lad, sorry if the other one did, I have been away.

*dabs back to page 1*

>>77639449
So this is the power of New Zealand...

Woah

>>77639603
Impressive right.

Ah yes, the famous "New Zealand wins lol" Championship. How long is this competition going to last after all the SA teams move to NH leagues anyway?

>>77640107
Except in World Cup years. Australia has that shit on lockdown, just enough to give average punters hope.

>>77640161
Even Argies and SA won a couple of "unexpected" ones in WC years. The whole comp really steps it up.

>>77640295
>the whole comp really steps it up
>the NZRU forces all its World Cup players to take sabbaticals and not play super rugby in the lead up to the World Cup

I am up.

>>77640502
This is my post, please don't make it with your flag.

>>77640582
How do you know he's not a dual citizen?

>>77640758
I am
One of those is not kiwi land though

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>>77640107
uMzantsi Afrika shall win this year

>>77641238
how do you feel about never being able to enter parliament?

>>77640107
thats every championship we're in lad

>>77641269
wouldn't even if i could

>>77640161
>>77640295
>b-but our competition is good when new zealand stop giving a shit and start training to peak at a different time of year
Wow, sounds exciting

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>>77641577
Well it gets all the important team's through to Semi finals at the RWC. Better than some

where will they host the 2019 world cup when japan gets consumed by nuclear fire?

>>77641938
Tauranga.

>>77641938
The tron

>>77641938
I nominate the famous "Rungrado 1st of May Stadium" to host every single game

>>77641938
Only fair to give to to NK. If they destroy anime they will have earned it.

>>77635634
I hope you record and screenshot all my posts

>>77641938
falkirk

>>77641238
Good to see you're toeing the party line Barnaby.

>>77641938
Most likely Tauranga

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>>77641938
England so we can see their /heart/ filled fans. Plus they recently had it so would be pretty easy to get up and running again.

>>77642662
Watch those dogs Johnny

no rugger tonight lads

Who else #wellingtononaplate here?

Getting that impossible burger from 5 and dime tonight

>>77640107
>after all the SA teams move to NH leagues anyway
We tried to get into 6 Nations but you turned us down. Fuckig Italy is there.

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>Genia going to rebels

JDIMSA

>Wayne Barnes refereeing bledisloe 1
>australiawinslol
>Nigel Owens refereeing bledisloe 2
>kiwiswinlol

>australia
>winning even 1 bledisloe

Mark Ella's Combined XV:

Christian Cullen (NZ), Joe Roff (Australia), Tana Umaga (NZ), Jonah Lomu (NZ), Tim Horan (Australia), Dan Carter (NZ), George Gregan (Australia), Toutai Kefu (Australia), Richie McCaw (NZ), Jerome Kaino (NZ), John Eales (c, Australia), Brodie Retallick (NZ), Carl Hayman (NZ), Phil Kearns (Australia), Tony Woodcock (NZ).

>>77643598
We win 2 this year actually. I'm back from the future. Your mum says move out. Uncle Steve wants to put a sex swing in your bedroom.

>>77643807
Mark Ella thinks that Jonah lomu plays centre and Tim Horan plays wing.

Time for a drink lads haha

Hopefully getting it in tonight lads.
Wish me luck.

>run into a forest to escape police
>get lost
>die of exposure
KEK

>>77643848
You're literally 6 behind you weak cunt

>>77643935
Based danny

>>77643943
Um yeah nah, Daniel is gone m8

>>77643946
t. daniel

>>77643935
Is he going to spit first this time to help it slide on in?

>real wage growth stalled or declining thanks to immigration
based fucking national

>>77643978
based statsGOD

>>77643946
I am also called daniel
>>77643938
You've got 2 hours on me you fucking benefits scrounger

>>77644003
Show some respect to your deputy PM

>>77643122
Went to Logan Brown's last night. Had a lovely meal.

>>77644060
Logan Brown is overrated imo.

just did a logan brown a few minutes ago lads

Your mum let me have a go at her Logan brown eye last night.

>>77644079
Hannah Laity is over rated also I've realised.

Is there a nation more cucked than Australia? They literally have a BSK running the country.

>>77644190
>Running the country

Mate barnabus couldn't run a fucking lap.

Shitspouter, where you lad?
I'm still waiting for that email, la

Has anyone else just stopped giving a shit about rugby this year? Sick of winning all the time, call me when the other countries field teams that give a shit again

>>77644339
based fucking fairweather cuntabrian

>West Auckland pastor preaches gay people should be shot
really gets me thinking lads

>>77641938
Argentina

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>>77641938
On the moon.

Rugby

>>77644518

Rakapi.

>>77644518
Rúgbi

>>77643819
Hmmm yes. McCaw at hooker is a pretty bold choice too. Can't wrap my head around most of the selections in the pack really. Hard to see what good Tony Woodcock would be at 8 for example.

>>77644590
your mum who was a hooker had a tough time wrapping her head around my bold woodcock last night lad

>>77644385
>West Auckland
More like Best Auckland.

18 drinks down lads haha

>>77642641
Falkirk is unironically a city of slags and would be perfect during half time

>>77644014
feck off

Cardiff Blues front row next season will have a combined age of 114.

Thinking about getting a kitten or a puppy lads. What should I call him/her?

>>77645417

I hope all of you faggots die

#ireland2023

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>Jordie Barrett will miss the Rugby Championship due to a shoulder injury that requires surgery. The 20-year-old Hurricanes back will undergo surgery after the injury he picked up in the Super Rugby semi-final against the Lions
Memester on championship start watch

>>77646576
Jonah Lomu

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kiwis are up.

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11. Reiko

14. Duffie
15. Dagg

>>77648257
Dagg will get moved to fullback after Ben Smiths 2 games and then Naholo and Skudder will be ahead of Dsack.

>>77648257
He won't even get a run.

>>77650562

឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴

*dabs*

>>77649547
Remove Dagg. Put worst Barrett there.

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>>77650562
>>77650727
>casuals still doubting the humble skuxx
GODmian McGOATzie is the SR player of the season, of course he will start for the ABs

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JUST

>>77651646
Congradation.

You made it.

Welcome to Mt Eden prison.

About to make my picks.

I just picked up your mum

You'll be picking up teeth when I'm done with you.

Just took a humble skuxx in the second stall from the right lads. Absolutely painted it on.

>>77651646
>How many guys you know snort like this
>How many guys you know run like this
>Not many, if any
>Not many, if any

>>77653982
Good for you for coming out of the closet lad. There is literally nothing wrong with fucking men. Questionable as to whether you should do so at work however.

Just woke up and remembered that the Springboks are literal shit, ama

>>77655289
Have you taken a massive South African rugby yet?

>>77655315
I have just had my coffee, so it is imminent

>>77655328

A durrie and a cofee really gets me ready to drop off a massive south african rugby.

Rugger.

Taranaki v Waikato
Auckland v Counties
NZ v Australia
Saturday will be a good day.

Statsy just btfo'd some idiot in /hoc/ lads

>>77655547
kys statschink

>>77655344
Just finished my massive South African Rugby lad, was so big it very well may have included the South African Rugby Union as well.

Just did a massive South African person lads

>>77655610
>>77655621
Good for you for coming out of the closet lad. There is literally nothing wrong with fucking men. Questionable as to whether you should do so at work however.

>>77655636
How did you figure this would be even slightly funny the 2nd time?

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>>77655667

Cuckrold Ltd.

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>>77655829

Hahaha KEK!

Heeheehee Ltd. Pty Ltd. lmao

I'm just like an Australian now XD

>>77655861
Good post

*quickly dabs*

*dabs quietly in the background*

how many sneed threads do you have open lads

>>77655932
none
i'm following the /got/ shit and utter incompetence of Spain

>>77655932
I don't get it?

>>77655933
Game of thrones will never EVER be better than the Sopranos

>>77655932
The fuck is a sneed thread you total cunt

Fatvea is gone lads. Where is he going to go to?
Garold's Pick: Ōtepoti Highlanders.

>>77656007
I reckon the blues might take him

>>77655970

/tv/'s shittest meme

>>77656018
But the Tāmaki, City of Sails Blues are looking for a culture change I've heard.

>>77656026
Theyre always looking for a culture change
It's the buzzword excuse they put up after every season since their golden age finished

>>77656023
Why would you open a /tv/ thread.
Ever.

Apparently NZ has a bit of a booming homosexual marriage industry atm. The natural beauty combined with legal marriage and our countries view "we don't care if it doesn't effect us" type deal makes it a great wedding destination.
How progressive and open of us all, better than dirty Aussies.

>>77655829
Great post!

Catholistic Priestspouter must be making a killing

Rugby?
no not tonight lads

>>77656393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU

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No rugby on post Asian slags lads

>>77656522
Who are these semen demons?

>>77656527
Asian slags

>>77656522
What about some Ōtepoti slags?

>>77656588
What about I choke you the fuck out?

>>77656607
>Principle 2
A digital communication should not be threatening, intimidating, or menacing.
>Principle 5
A digital communication should not be used to harass an individual.
>Principle 8
A digital communication should not incite or encourage anyone to send a message to an individual for the purpose of causing harm to the individual.

Thank you. That has been noted. To answer your question though, I would probably not be able to breath and die.

t. Harmful Digital Communications Act 2015

Prove who he is.
Prove he intended to break any of those Principles.
You can't do either if those.
Therefore he didn't do them.
Go fuck yourself with a rusty knife.

>>77656657
Big digits coming up.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4787970/Shocking-messages-story-Black-sex-scandal.html

Based TJ.

>>77655532
For me, it's Manawatu x Wellington

>>77656962
>x

Is there some sort of collab happening between the two sides? Are they merging clubs? If so the custom is to use a dash if they are not renaming the side. Granted this all seems strange given that there is a fixture between the two sides happening soon.

>>77657144
x can mean versus, the confrontation of two sides

*inhales musky /rug/ smell*

>>77657173
No that's a v to represent the word versus

>>77657173
We speak queens english around ere cunt

>>77659470
Bloody oath.

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kiwis are up.

And there's rugby on tonight!

>>77658247
That's the smell of the Yves Saint Laurent I bought actually lad

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The matchday 23 (with Test caps in brackets) is:

1. Joe Moody (28)
2. Codie Taylor (19)
3. Owen Franks (94)
4. Brodie Retallick (64)
5. Samuel Whitelock (88)
6. Liam Squire (9)
7. Sam Cane (44)
8. Kieran Read (100) - Captain
9. Aaron Smith (62)
10. Beauden Barrett (53)
11. Rieko Ioane (5)
12. Sonny Bill Williams (36)
13. Ryan Crotty (27)
14. Ben Smith (62)
15. Damian McKenzie (2)
16. Nathan Harris (8)
17. Wyatt Crockett (62)
18. Ofa Tu'ungafasi (4)
19. Luke Romano (26)
20. Ardie Savea (16)
21. TJ Perenara (33)
22. Lima Sopoaga (7)
23. Anton Lienert-Brown (13)

Who's ready for Memekenzie to choke away the Bledisloe?

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>>77660541
>15. Damian McKenzie (2)
called it
>>77648257

>>77660570
It's only because Dagg apparently picked up an injury during training.

>>77631776
>thread created 2 days and 15 hours ago
>not even close to bump limit
Is there a less relevant sport?

>>77659468
versus comes from latin

>>77659470
>monarchism

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>>77660615
NFL
>world series
>one country competes

>>77660541
>12. Sonny Bill Williams (36)
Why.
>14. Ben Smith (62)
Why.
>15. Damian McKenzie (2)
Why the actual fuck.

Ben Smith is fit and starting and is the best FB in the world REEEEEEE
Memekenzie is a bench shitter at best REEEEE
There are a bunch of great wingers they could have at 14 with Smith at 15 fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can't wait for Steve Hansen to retire lads. Just fuck off already.

>>77660980
I don't get it at all. Bets on how quick Soap comes on and B Barrett gets sent to fullback?
Bets on "us" losing the first half?

Reminder that Memekenzie loses the ball 50% of the time he takes it into contact.

Saffas to with the RC to be frank

>>77661580
He has terrible ball handling skills outside of contact. 50 odd unforced handling errors in 18 or so games for a fullback is retarded.

>>77661595
Really? What day is hell freezing over?

>bender on the wing
am i back in 2014 or something??

>OK are you will to do a sawn afterdavided to say we didn't have sex in there...?? Cause they claim there a video and can hear noise but u weren't loud at all ...

What did he mean by this lads?

>>77662909
Holy shit I just realised that Aaron smith thinks an affidavit is called an "afterdavid"


Ahahaha

>>77662942
Sworn as sawn
Literal retard, how can anyone like him more than Based TJ

>>77661580
Reminder that Memekenzie couldn't stop anyone over 70kg from crossing the line.

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DONT CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA

>>77663496
Reminder MemeKensie let in 2 tries in his first game vs the Argies

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>doubting the Super Rugby player of the season
Casuals please leave

suck my nob lads 2bh

>>77664130
Go on then.

>>77664197
*dabs while blushing*

RUGBY TONIGHT LADS

>>77664975
>at 4:35

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*steals your phone and beats you up*

>>77665717
hey pal
not cool

all blacks will lose the 2019 world cup

cap this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDY9wMwTco8

>>77663634
I don't need a reminder.
It's burned into my memory.

>>77665828
Compared to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U91LK116fsQ

>>77665034
You'll be asleep?
Good.

*pulls an allnighter*
don't tell mum lads

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>>77665912

>>77666125
Is an allnighter what you call a big poz bull in your country?

>>77660371

better be Le Nuit de l'Homme lad

>>77667530
More likely to be le noix de l'homme.

>>77657173
Eat a dick you obnoxious cunt.

1. Scott Sio (32 Tests)
2. Stephen Moore (120 Tests)
3. Allan Alaalatoa (11 Tests)
4. Rory Arnold (12 Tests)
5. Adam Coleman (12 Tests)
6. Ned Hanigan (3 Tests)
7. Michael Hooper (c) (68 Tests)
8. Sean McMahon (15 Tests)
9. Will Genia (78 Tests)
10. Bernard Foley (45 Tests)
11. Curtis Rona*
12. Kurtley Beale (60 Tests)
13. Samu Kerevi (8 Tests)
14. Henry Speight (12 Tests)
15. Israel Folau (55 Tests)

16. Tatafu Polota-Nau (71 Tests)
17. Tom Robertson (9 Tests)
18. Sekope Kepu (80 Tests)
19. Rob Simmons (71 Tests)
20. Lopeti Timani (7 Tests)
21. Nick Phipps (52 Tests)
22. Reece Hodge (13 Tests)
23. Tevita Kuridrani (47 Tests)

Just another reminder that Australia only has one first five in their team.

>>77667819
can phipps cover 10?

>>77667819

Delete this x

>>77667819
Hodge and Beale?

>>77661595
>Saffas to with the RC to be frank
>Saffas to with
>with

Stop phoneposting, lad.

>>77667530
You are correct

Last chance for tonight lads

Come play Mitre 10 Cup with me on Superbru! It's free and loads of fun. Just click here:

https://www.superbru.com/mitre10cup/pool.php?p=11720383

Pool name: Mitre /rug/ Cup

Pool code: goonwail

>>77667819
>starting a debutante in the first bledisloe
>against ben fucking smith
they're setting up another hat trick

>>77667906
Well "we" are starting an effective debutante with MemeKensie.

>>77667903
Do not let Garold in.

>>77667886
Specialist is what I meant.

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Checking in for 17/08/2017.
>>77667995
Let me in faggot.

>>77667819
>moore starting
>hanigan
>mcmahon at 8
>phipps

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>>77667995

Is that you Gayrold?

>>77668020
Yes. Almost got dropped at work today. AMA.

>>77668020
Nah I opened the link and saw his name with a little timer next to it, just wanted to make sure.

>>77668035

I think 19 is a nice round number for the amount of pool players, don't you?

>>77667819
Kiwis are going to be seething when they lose to this team

I hope we lose desu

>>77668206
https://www.immigration.govt.nz/contact/report-fraud

>>77668206
Based statsy, hows the bf lad?

>>77668206
>this lad has the bravery to say what shitspouter has been saying for months and you immediately shit on him.

You cunts deserve the tripfag infested hellhole you've created for yourselves.

Fuck the All Blacks

>>77668478
I wouldn't be able to tell you a thing Shitspouter has said in months lad.

>LE ZHIDSBOWDER XDDD
Get his dick out of your mouths

I'm so horny right now. Any recommendations from anyone?

>>77668560
He's been saying he wants the all blacks to lose. I think the specific phrase he used was "Damien Mckenzie should be in the run on side"

>Aaron Smith
kek

>>77667901
Good taste m8 I have the same.

Keen for some rugga this weekend.
Springboks to lose by only 5 points.

>fuck a lawyer for 2 years then ask her to sign a false 'afterdavid' that you never fucked her
>still start over peejay

based fucking smith lads

>>77668830
Actually, he asked her to saw an afterdavid. How are you going to execute David by signing him? Get real.

Remind me the other reasons for /rug/ being so based lads?


>excellent taste in cologne
>fine wine knowledge and appreciation
>well dressed,with an eye for a good time piece

I've forgotten at least five others.

>>77669046
/rug/ isn't a person. There is a lot of plebs here 2bh. Go back to r/rugbyunion with your self congratulatory circle jerking.

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>>77669046
Respect for the rich and diverse cultures of our nations' first peoples

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>>77669046
Respect for the health and safety of others.

>>77669046
It's the HTS 2bh

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>>77669046
Respect for women.

Not long now.

>>77669102
What did the man say to his wife after his third circumcision?

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>>77669046

This guy and me
>>77669061

You know what Memespouter, compared to this Garold idiot, you're alright

>>77669163
Have to agree, zhidzpowder is bad but gayrold is atrocious

*hits macros*

*dabs*

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>>77669217
>>77669163

>>77669233

Kinetic post

>Fekitoa wants to share his knowledge with the Auckland backs
Jesus that's the blues fucked for another season

>>77669293

>His knowledge is actually how to smash over the missus after a loss

Based Auckland, looking to upskill their players contracted to the Blues.

>>77669301
that skill is already widely taught lad

might have a bit of fuckful insomnia tonight lads wink wink

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Starting to sweat yet gayrold?

>>77669335
I'm unsure what that timer means next to my name.

>>77669322

Would you come to a park opposite my house?

>>77669345

It's the timer since you last sucked cock through a gloryhole.

>>77669361
Shit he better nip down to the park asap

>>77669361

This. All the other faggots have no timer because they're sucking dicks right now.

>the project call Auckland "dirty old Auckland"
B.b.b.but it's just seething cantabs that think Auckland is gross.

>>77669382
>the pooject
>not based crowd goes wild

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>>77669370

Hello Garold, I want to play a game. You want to keep posting on /rug/ ? Then you better get down to the nearest gloryhole and swallow a load. The return key for your keyboard is hidden behind the last rope, so get sucking.