Brighton vs Man City

england is muslim

watch more porn

>de gay

>Crefisa

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Why is he always so sad?

Where's the backstabbing kid?

Why are there so many brs at city

****MORE PORNO SCREEN SHOTS****

Watch more porn.

Lads rate my band
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yy-SiZSlmhI

Have Brighton had the ball in the other half yet?

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start listening to audio porn

This is boring as fuck. How the fuck can you faggots watch this shit?

>>77600592
>how can goals be real if we aren't real

Start partaking in amateur porn

>>77600592
because he knows our sins

>>77600592
Misses his dad.

>>77600580
tikka masala > paella

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first for sexy girl's

Huddersfield

>>77600562
>Commentator just said that Matthew Ryan still lives with his mum who came from Australia to live with him and help him settle in
Isn't he like 30?

>>77600608
Shitpost

City 80% possession now.

>>77600592
he wishes he was back in Brazil playing guitar hero for his mum

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>>77600595

>>77600618
ugly feet

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guys, not wanting to bring you down, but...

it's been one year already that lineker opened motd in shorts

In for Huddersfield title run

>>77600623
Not feeling that dress shoe combo desu

brighton are so bad

>Bright shit

>>77600600
I actually really like the chorus

>>77600645
Please respond.

Brighton? Shite-on is more like it

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>>77600638

When was March born?

Why isnt bernardo playing

>>77600670
Haram

>>77600666
this is the sports board

>Walker just standing at right flank

great signing indeed

>>77600598
>not triple penetration of her ass so Pep can achieve 3 at the back
>not male actor refusing to let her suck his balls because he refuses to concede possession of them
>not having to retake the scenes over and over again because Pep has Bravo on the camera and he keeps missing ever shot

>>77600681
wasn't in preseason until the last game because of extra rest from confed

will play in the girona friendly next week

>>77600681
Pep is an idiot, see >>77600693


>>77600620
He:s 25

>>77600691
Video games are sports ;)

>>77600681
Not ready, extended break meant he only played 1 game and that was maybe 30 mins

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Activate it.

What is pep thinking right now?

why isnt my nigga Sane playing

>>77600655
>Shite-on

>>77600672
Gabe pls

>the state of navixsport

i know it's free but come on

>mmurph

great pass

lads

LADS

BRIGHTON DID SOMETHING!

>first half
>Brighton keeper wasting time like it's the 92nd minute
It's disgusting

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>man city have 78% possession

Apologize.

>>77600723
been watching karl all day today heh
funni innit

Damn Walker is fast.

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Theres this little monkey fella right

>>77600719
So Pep can use two RB's.

>>77600738
Kyle Runner

What a shit game lads

>>77600735
Actually this is amazing la

>>77600719
pep has gone insane

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>>77600723
>Taking the Lord's name in vain

>Pep knowing the local Brighton press will be savage if he's not dressed nice

>>77600640
Time is a flat circle

Please someone make a gif of that pan up of guardiolas outfit

Miring Poop's fit

more like brightoff

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>>77600670

Danilo is wank, why was he bought

>play at brighton
>BT hire gay commentators to talk about Pep Guardiola's outfit

fucking degenerate town

WTF /fa/ggot lmao

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the bit i aven't told you about

it's actually run by a couple of chimps

Is Pep /fa/ approved?

>Move the fucking ball

>>/fa/

>>77600770
lel

>Spend over £200m
>Can't even score a goal against BHA in 45 minutes

>>77600771
first test here

>that cry
lmao dat bitch nigga better start crying premier level right

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>>77600592

>>77600777
>>77600743
>>77600723
can someone explain this meme to me

>>77600778
He does well yeah, but probably has a personal stylist

>>77600773
>dressing well is degenerate
I bet you own a sick pair of flame shorts with a dragon button up

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>>77600670

>>77600743
Wet knee houston

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>thinking goals = entertainment
>being a goal babby

this is un-ironically the best half of football of the whole weekend

pep is a damn genius show some bloody respect

>>77600794
theres this 'airy chinese kid

weird innit

they're not normally that 'airy over there

>>77600800
Is he the GOAT

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>>77600778
It is a pretty good fit.

>captcha select all dresses

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>scoring fewer goals than burnley in the first half
>against relegation fodder

iheanacho > jesus

>>77600770
Perfect

>>77600804
This but unironically

gonna boil some rice

>>77600804
>enjoying 101% one-sided football

you have rape fetish or what?

>>77600620
Wasn't it Huntelaar who still had his dad driving him to training when he was about 30?

What a wonderful first half this has been

>>77600800
Based Ethan Hawke

>>77600814
Yes

>brighton being this home at home

>>77600804
It's still fucking boring lad.

>>77600804
so convincing

>>77600772
South American footballers are like hamsters, they get very upset if they don't have familiar company so you have to buy them in pairs. He's just there to keep Jesus and the other huehues company.

>>77600735
The opposing team is parking the bus you muzzie wafflenigger

i could 100% beat up any of you nerds

>>77600811
idgi

>>77600828
I enjoyed watching Huddersfield smash Palace desu.

EXPOSED

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>>77600804
t. Poop

>>77600819
I love nacho but no

>>77600824
boil me while ur at it init lmfao
good one me

I agree, the perfect game is a 1-0 win

>>77600834
Thats rocco sifredi mate

>>77600845
First gen Adidas Ace looked like ass

>>77600857
animenonce >>>/out/

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>>77600794
If you had five pictures of anuses, I could not point mine out

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>>77600853
you dont get it now

wait till you 'ear about this monkey that robbed a bank

>>77600794
you tell me how suzanne looks like and we get talking m8

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>>77600845
hey

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Time for slegs

>>77600866
;)

>foul throw

it's like they're being deliberately shit just to take the piss out of pep

>>77600880
now

>>77600875
i watched that episode today, but i dont get how is it related to this match

>>77600875
Is karl a city fan?

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The perfect win is a 0-0

Halftime slags plz

>the homos unironically have a player called Bruno

Brighton can't get out of their own half yet Ryan's only had to make one decent save
what gives

>>77600895
man poo

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>>77600870

Brighton keeper looks like an absolute cunt, what ethnicity is he?

>bravery award goes to brighton

for what?

>>77600882
7 please :o)

>>77600904
11 men in the box

>>77600911
Cunt

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Lads?

>Danilo and Walker
Pep couldn't choose worse

>>77600911
Shitpostian

>0-0 at HT
>Celebrate like it's a win

Fackin' queers

>>77600911
Cunt

>>77600907
looks like she's forcing a smile to be honest with you m8

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What should I wank to during the second half lads?

>>77600911
bogan

>>77600879
she's definitely not thin

i demand more slag/bund posting

enough of this 352 meme, back to 433 pep

>>77600938
loli manga

Klopp out caller on 606

>>77600948
city should be playing 352 against good teams and 433 against gash like brighton desu

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rate this outfit out of poop

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>>77600879
Remember when he said her new haircut made her head (or face) look more square?

>>77600895
utd if anything; but he's getting more and more indifferent as he cant change it an' that

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>watching english stream
>90% of the "people" on the ads are black/muslim

>>77600911
he's from western sydney so he's subhuman

>>77600959
He looks like when you're about 6 and you have to wear "smart clothes" for some event. I honestly wouldn't even be surprised if his trainers fastened with velcro.

am i the only one that avoids professional porn and only watches amateur and some camwhores?

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>that deli alley advert

BT are fucking awful

>>77600957
Mad as FARK

>>77600957
>DEJAN LOVREN LOOKED LIKE HE WOZ GONNA DO A CATWALK

>>77600981
i only watch camwhores and online slags that snap me nudes
porn looks disgusting to me

>>77600694
well done m8

>>77600618
any more IG girls like this?

>>77600923
Can't solve it. Hope that it's not fucked.

>>77600959
Looks like the type of man who would play 5atb/8atb defending vs Brighton

>>77600938
>Downloading porn

ppl do this?

>>77600959
He looks like a possessive guy.

>>77600956
No thank you

>>77601002
quality

>>77600983
Lighten up mate

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>>77600983
>that pic

>>77600973

Muslim isnt a race la

Why are the gheys booing Danilo?

>>77600983
is that jack whitehall?

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>>77600981
>Watch amateur
>It's filmed in 4K and blatantly on a set

>>77600981
No, professional porn is disgusting, all the women are plastic as fuck and obviously faking, especially when it's american porn.

Amateur is where it's at. Too bad m*therless went to shit 6 years ago when they started deleting borderline JB content.

>>77601002
They do, but it's weird he didn't delete them all after the wank

>that Huddersfield fan on 606

lel, the people from this town are fucking mongs

>>77600973
>watching Portuguese stream
>100% of people in the ads are wetbacks

i'm putting it out there

lampard/gerrard are an excellent punditry team

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>American adverts on stream

>>77600861
ha ha you guys

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there were these two lads at school with big 'eads and webbed feet

>>77600970
Stop posting pics of my bird you weirdo

>>77601023
>tfw Jeb! pumps them and dumps them so when they wake up, he's already long gone and left a turtle on the pillow as a memento of the experience

>>77600959
Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

>>77601002
What , you don't save the best of the best porn you watch? The vids that are guaranteed, 100% I AM CUM?

Do you just look for things to fap to everytime? Doesn't that take a long time?

You must be new. Eventually, after years and years of porn and a bit of depraved fetishes, only the best stuff gets you off. Then you become jaded.

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>>77601035
i'm not to trying to trigger anyone, i just find it sad since i like england

>>77600592
>yfw you come back from the dead only to take orders from a bald cunt

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am i doing it right

>>77600953

pep best put zah ney on

>>77601055
I'm actually trying to look at less degenerate porn, so I don't feel as fucked in the head.

>>77601054
i don't get it

>>77601055
after i get an erection i can pretty much masturbate to anything
vanilla porn,bdsm,super fat girls,old ladies cuck porn,breast expansion loli hentai,etc

>>77600743
how can one man bring so much joy?

>When you remember there's another 45 minutes of this shite left

Fucking boring game
I hope Pep puts on Bernardo

>>77601002
>he watches tube sites

the state of you

>>77600598
Who's this

>>77601055
that's stupid; a porn will never be as good on subsequent viewings

there's no suspense or excitement if you already know what's coming

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>>77600592

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>>77601083
>all matches have been terrific up until poop fraudiola

I have been a chronic masturbator for around 15 years but my porn taste is still very vanilla

don't know what's wrong with some people

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>>77601078

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>the city of manchester

>>77601089
wtf are you talking about lad, they all end the same way

>>77601099
based pinoch8

>>77601108
who the fuck reaches the end of porn scene?

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>>77601030
tfw i do this every time

>>77601089
jesus christ, what's wrong with you IT'S PORN, NOT A M. NIGHT SHYAMALAMALAMA MOVIE

>>77601083
i switched telcos for this

>>77601096
>Pep actually plays with not one, but TWO strikers
>0 (zero) goals

Pep was right all along

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>sunny england

seems a comfy stadium

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>>77601002

I dozed off in 2nd minute, what did i miss

>>77601100
he is going to ask her to put on a strap on, isnt he?

E X P O S I T O

>>77601068

i dont know what you are doing

>>77601055
Part of the fun is looking for a video and alternating between 20 tabs to finally cum on one tab to then forget completely about that vid title making the next wank session another adventure

>>77601089
You need to download anyway to skip the boring bits.

>>77601097
about the same as me
don't even like anal
doubt it has anything to do with desensitizing, unless you force yourself to watch weird shit.

>>77601132
More like a saddle. She could eat an apple through a letterbox.

who /BrightonButtBandits/ here?

>>77601115
Low stamina beta detected.

>>77601112
>pinochocho

>>77601097
I don't even watch porn, wank like crazy though.

>>77601097
I wouldn't consider gay porn vanilla

I assume Brighton is a nice area
Sure there's fags but probably less crime and everything is nice and clean

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>are you a real doctor

>>77601116
>get hard on
>spend hours opening 40 tabs of porn to find the right thing
>cum in two minutes
>close everything and think of how I didn't imagine this is how life would be when I was 10

>>77601002
>based buffing
>quality

>not watch VR porn with headphones and remote on your sofa

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how do i reply to that?

>>77601110
i am circumcised so no

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>>77601169
That isn't even a sentance reply with this webm lad

>>77601159
Whats the point in having everything nice and clean when you can contract aids from a park bench?

>>77601119
>M Sham porn
>when at the end it turns out the guy is actually white and is just wearing prosthetics and makeup to look black

FUCK OFF

>>77601186
>costumers

>>77601089
>he watched porn for the plot

>>77601159
yeah, it's nice

but then gay people and greens are nice so it's hardly surprising

>>77601169
>texting pornstars
the absolute STATE

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>>77601166

>>77601097
How are you defining "chronic"?

>>77601186
POO IN THE GOAL

>>77601186
>Manure

Silva has lost all his powers now he cut his hair

>>77601173
Name of the girl please ?

>>77601186
cringe as fuck

>>77601205
Don't meme like this because autists think you're being serious.

>this much semen slurping

>>77601173
that strap on is defnitely coming on, look at that look in her eye, she is taking out her special toy for him tonight

captcha: ROCA LOCAL

>>77601226
i'm both being serious and meming at the same time

Reminder that this was televised over the defending Champions

WTF IS THAT SILVA? i thought it was fernandinho or some random huezilian

>>77601222
Adriana Chechik

>AgueNo

didn't realize the game was still going on desu
what a shit match

>>77601173
Gonna need a name for that chick la

>AAYLMAOGUERO

>aguero
just like in the NT

>>77601239
city is "bald black men FC"

>aguero

>>77601239
he's evolved

>dat slow mo instant regret after that pass
lel

...and Aguero injured himself. White Sturridge.

Oh, sorry, he's an Argie. So - just Sturridge.

>Aguero
Is he done lads?

>agujero

>Shitguero

HAHAHAHAH

>SHITGUERO STRIKES AGAIN
>TOP THREE STRIKER IN THE WORLD LA'
>IT'S PEP'S FAULT HE BOTTLES SITTERS LA'

>bernardo silva on the bench
why

>>77601041
you sure they werent related?

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whats his name again?

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is pep wearing his tricky rickys today

Pep "Greatest Manager of All-Time" Guardiola

fffff

>>77601293
cacca

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77601293
Josep Guardiola

>First shot of the Brighton crowd I've seen
>Two literal faggots mincing around

DOTR when?

>>77601293
josep guardiola i sala

>ederson

>>77601293
Le too smart to win the premier league man

0-1. Aguero scores in 88th minute. screencap this

Holy shit that's so gay.

>ederson
lel it's gonna be another fun season

THE POOFS ARE FIGHTING BACK

How much did they pay for Ederson?

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>tfw too smart for this semen slurping sport

EXPOSED soon

So what's the difference between bravo and ederson?

>ederson
YES he's shit. love this meme from city

>>77601293
José Guardiola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1WD2o4sL3s

>>77601293
POOP GAYrdiola

this season will be in full meme mode with all the world cup players playing like little bitches to not get injured

I thought City would spend big buck this season. This squad is barely improved.

>>77601293
le in Brescia Calcio on nandrolone man

Will there be an official gay orgy in the town square if Brighton win today

>>77601335
£34.7m

>>77601332
Kek. Fucking christ imagine the scenes if they score first. Ederson is the new barvo

this game is shit.

Fuck Brighton

>>77601335
40m euros i think

>>77601293
Pep '>tfw too smart to score goals' Guardiolel

KDB concussing all the fags

>most expensive team in the league playing boreball against literally who
>City of Poop

Silva has been so bad.

Missing easy passes since the 1st half.

The hair was the source of his superpowers. Sub him out for the Silva that's actually good.

so glad i dodged the bullet and didnt bet on both teams to score and over 2.5 goals like i wanted to

it could still happen, but at least i skipped all the stress

>>77601351
thats why guardiola is trying to lose today

this is the only time I support homos

>Johnny Pebbles

so this is the genious of poop's tactical mind

>>77601351
Yes, it's Saturday.

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>poop

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city is the team in blue right

Need some Bernard Silver

switch over to the athletics

>>77601349
They spent a lot, yes, as they do every year but they spent it all on shit
>Walker
>Ederson
>Danilo
>Stones
The only decent signing they've made in years has been De Bruyne and possibly Jesus

the fuck kind of name is "solly march"?

>>77601354
Thanks

I guess pep seriously like this semen slurping football

>possesion is more important then goals

>it's only the 60th minute
snoozefest

>>77601396
Bernardo

Is Ederson gonna be our new meme keeper?

>6 defensive players vs league newcomer

just sub in an attacking midfielder spic cunt

>When you just know Brighton fans are going to have an orgy in the stands to 'prove a point' to Andre Gray when Burnley play there

Fuck everything

>Like BBC Live Scores because it has the league table next to the results/latest and updates it in real time
>tfw now it's just a really really shit FlashScore with no league table

Why?

My mates' unis are looking fleek!

yfw da gulls win da premier eagle

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two smart too win eplel

>>77601411
>knowing male pornstars
why

>>77601411
Jordan Ash

>>77601411
Messi

>>77601411
Danny fackin D