/heem/ fuck u goof

fav fem fighter?

Who on this list is the bigger chinlet

>Fedora
>Rockhold
>DC
>Aldo
>Glover

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Goddamnit adan

look away for 10 seconds and you steal my OP

>>77531012
Is it true the only reason you do this is cause you can't walk?

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<----gooby!!!!

>>77531031
Who is your favorite female fighter?

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>>77531023
Trick question, the answer is Count Duckula.

>>77531024
sorry bud you should have called dibs

>>77531041
lmao keep going

>>77531043
Is it cause you're too fat to walk so this is your hobby?

>>77531023
reem

>>77531031
Who said this?

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Hillary, Bernie, Romero, Luke, and Jacare all lost

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Is Cobble McRoberts a good fighter?

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<---Gooby

>McGregor is actually a middle class spoofer from a really posh area in Dublin faking an innercity accent

Ha.

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>>77531031

>>77531003
gregor is a quitter and a pussy

>>77531066
Just so that you're aware, Whittaker is a better striker than Bisping.

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H8rs will claim this is fake!

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>>77531012

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h8rs will claim this is shooped

>>77531115
Fucking hipsters, man

>>77531104
Just so that you're aware. Bisping and Trump won.

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Bisping
>gets his money fight
>MW champ
>most UFC wins
>acting career
>loving family
>loyal fans

(You)
>h8r
>in shambles
>jelly
>fat
>ugly
>smelly

>>77531023
DC is by Far the Biggest Chinlet in MMA right Now Rockhold is KEKING behind him.

>>77531156
Hillary lost. You don't need to cry.

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>>77531146
He has the most wins in UFC history, more than any fighter at 20. He is the greatest winner in the history of the UFC.

He has the highest amount of fights in the UFC at 27. He fights all the time, any place and any time, more than any other fighter.

He has the most wins in UFC middleweight history, more than Anderson Silva. He wins more than steroid users and cheaters.

He is in the top 4 for most knockouts in UFC history. Only two off the number one place. He is in a top 4 list which includes fighters such as Vitor, Anderson, Rumble and the Iceman. He is a deadly fighter.

He KO'd stiff, the lineal champion and also defended the belt. He is the undisputed champion.

He rocked and dropped the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva and defeated him soundly.

He has the highest purse earnings total of any fighter in UFC history. This includes topping fighters such as Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey. He is the most valuable earner in UFC history.

He is not a drug user like other division greats such as Jones and Anderson.

He is an all natural, family man and the greatest fighter in UFC history.

>>77531158
the fuck m8 DC has one of the best chins in mma

>>77531165
I didn't vote for either, jokes on you

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>he has a bisping folder

>>77531146
Imagine being an American and supporting this filth, go back to your country nigel.

>>77531181
Bisping is a red blooded Californian

For sure I've been a bisping fan since UFc 199 my guy

>Cain

Crippled beyond belief, will never be champ again

>DC

Recently chinleted and officially Jones SUCC bitch

>Rockhold

Chinlet beta

The state of AKA

>>77531174

Chinlet

>>77531171
srs question will bisping be inducted into the ufc hall of fame?

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Conor and Bisping are the only "champs" who have beaten just one guy ranked in the top 5 in their divisions. Really makes you think.

>>77531174
Casuals think chinlet means ''guy who got knocked out some some point'' and that the more recently it happened, the bigger chinlet he is.

>>77531171
>undisputed
Ykutw. Idntimwytim.

>>77531239

>T. H8r in ABSOLUTE Shambles

>>77531193
Khabib is their only hope

>>77531196
Yeah just on being the first English pioneer and sticking around for so long. It's not like there's a logjam to get into UFC HOF, the sport is still very young

>>77531239
>look at his face!!!!

Post your face and we'll see how much of a winner you are :)

>>77531252
khabib is fat piece of shit who will never make 155 again

and even if he did tony is just flat out better than him

>>77531258
Really makes you think huh?

>>77531263

He'll dominate 165 though

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It would suck to hate McGregor, seriously

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>>77531258
now what

Imagine hating Trump, Conor, and Bisping

Terrible couple years lol

>>77531284
>Aldo checks for signs of life
Your life must suck then bud

>>77531303
lol rekt

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<---Gooby

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>>77531287
I don't like you, I'm not gonna answer your question

ADAN BTFO

>>77531181
More like Benedict Arnold

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>>77531312
Why do yuros like tapping out so much? Are they just genetically hard-wired to be quitters?

>>77530570
>GSP
>ever fighting Woodley
he's scurred, most blatant case of ducking around, Woodley is calling himself the GOAT and GSP is begging Bisping for a fight, who's not even a big draw at all lmao

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>>77531239
My guys are the GOAT

>>77531340
Conor will lose to Floyd then he can fight Paulie next, a match I'm sure even he should be able to win.

>>77531297
imagine liking trump and bisping but also liking conor

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look at this fuckin GOOF

Sad that to all the Casuals Conor and his fanbase represents all of MMA

>>77531340
You're a zilch with no pride or honor to begin with, cant possibly imagine that youd understand why Paulie would be upset

>>77531340
Paulie is just salty because he talked a lot of crap and he couldn't back it up

Somebody needs to make Conor say something about Trump, literally anything.

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>>77531397

>>77531418
>>77531430
Spammer is right, Paulie dindu nuff'n

>>77531436
Grow up

>>77531409
A fucking globe with stars and a motto

>>77531447
Did you even understand the implication? Do you even understand what an implication is?

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>conor fucking sucks he didnt even touch me

>>77531361
Unfair to declare HW a chinlet tbqh
Those guys hit like trucks. Getting slept at BW or FTW is way more shameful.

>>77531454
Grow up!

>>77531447
>>77531466
Stay in school.

Conor is a DNB just like drumphy

>>77531397
so let it be written, so let it be done, mayweather will go 49 in 1

>>77531397
>I like Conor get it? Just like all of you guys haha? Do I fit in?

>>77531436
it would ruin him, he's too smart for that.

Goober looks pretty big lads

>>77531515
He's back on the steroids

>>77531515

Floyd literally cant take that left

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For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy selling out bingo halls in Australia my guy

>>77531558
couldn't believe it when he said that

>>77531436
He already called him a fat ass who knew nothing about MMA when he tweeted about Rousey's first defeat.

It's on a Youtube TMZ interview, look it up

>>77531558
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/894240901165350913

HUNDREDS praising Schaub and shouting his name

Find me ONE person who would pay to see you

who is your least liked woman fighter in the ufc? justify your answer.

So after exploiting Paulie, is Conor going to have ANY professional boxers help him out? Wasn't Berto gonna help out until he saw how dirty Conor did Paulie?

>>77531584

based conner

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>>77531303
>>77531311
>>77531319

I like Conor McGregor though

He's the most iconic MMA fighter ever.

Look I like Conor, but if the dude leaves after this huge payday (which is extremely likely) there won't be any legacy left after him. Yeah he KTFO Aldo but the last time he fought a real war it was a loss and a MD against a 18-11 gatekeeper. He's not even near Jon Jones or Anderson level.

>>77531003
McGregor has such a tiny core and narrow waist. Floyd stops him with a body shot, guaranteeing it now.

>>77531591
>Find me ONE person who would pay to see you
Your nan

>>77531640
*whimpers*

>>77531628
>For months post about how Aldo is gonna beat McGregor
>13 seconds
>Becomes a McGregor fan
>Gets choked out in his next fight

O I am still laffin' what a loser lol

>>77531635
Higher than monkey-boy and that's all that matters

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>>77531648
Floyd will probably have to deal with a takedown attempt at some point when McGregor starts to quit.

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>>77531656

I know you also love Conor McGregor

Just admit it, you love him

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>>77531591
>Hundreds
At best there's 75 people in that room my man

>>77531678
Go away you weirdo, Conor would never let you get close to his dangly bits

>>77531678
Dude you spammed that aldo picture here for months lmao your life must suck queerboy

>>77531671

Cotto is a chinlet lad

Who is your favorite MMA fighter?

you have 5 seconds to tell me your favorite woman fighter

>>77531671
It's definitely going to get sloppy toward the end, I wonder if Floyd will put his hands behind his back when Conor fades

>>77531709
only because Margarito plastered him in the face

>>77531591
What kind of a beta pays to go see shob "performing"?

>>77531737
People whose living isn't h8ing success on 4chan

after conor loses to floyd he's going to get into fighting games and challenge daigo at street fighter and his fans will 100 percent honestly believe he can win

This is not the boxing thread. This is the mixed martial arts thread. All boxing discussion is off topic. Take your boxing discussion to the boxing thread:

>>77531425

>>77531755
box is full of faggots using tripcodes

>>77531755
Boxing is part of MMA, especially with this fight coming up you fucking idiot

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>>77531630
Right now Connie is a little bit higher than Lesnar level, legacy wise

>>77531775
Take your boxing discussion here your are making off topic posts.

>>77531425

>>77531790

>Talking about a sport on a sports board
>off topic

>>77531778
umm who has conrad beat sweetie? other than grandpa aldo

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CM Punk is an MMA trailblazer

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>>77531755
Who da fook told you this is mixed martial arts thread ? This is heem, all forms of making other person unconscious are welcome here

This is not a comedy thread. Take all Brandun Shwab cuckery to a different general.

Thanks,
-Heem

>>77531802
I'll have you know he beat a very motivated Nathan Diaz fighting off bong tokes and tequila shots!

>>77531778
Look he has like 3 opponents in 3 years
I was talking about cleaning out the #1s defence after defence type of legacy, not meme legacy

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<--- Rico

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/8/16112142/sky-sports-announces-dan-hardy-as-part-of-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-commentary-team

>Hardy agreed that a lot of Schaub’s analysis was “hot air”, and hopes he can bring more knowledge and intellect to the table in his role.

>“As much as like Brendan Schaub, I’ll admit that I thought a lot of the stuff he was saying was hot air. There were a lot of superlatives and celebration. There was not a great deal of substance to his analysis.

>“He didn’t tell me where Conor should put his feet, where he should hold his hands, what we should be looking out for, what Floyd is going to be looking to do against a southpaw that fights outside of his normal range… there wasn’t really any analysis. It was more yelling over each other.

>“What I’m hoping to bring to the table is some knowledge and some intellect.

How will Bogdan Scrubs ever recover?

>>77531917
He was never gonna have that type of legacy, his legacy is 2 world titles simultaneously in the UFC, but he didn't defend either of them and only held onto one so he could say he had both.

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>>77531930
bless

take the boxing discussion to /box/. mods please start recognizing this completely off topic posting. unironically thank you.

>>77531981
I've been asking for this for months, doesn't seem to be happening.

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Bendrool Schnubs is a great comedian.

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>>77531932
He recovers by being 5x more successful than Dan Hardy.

>>77532004
>rode life
CTE is no joke.

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>>77531932
Poor Brendan lost another gig. Will his wife go get another tattoo?

>>77532036
>lost another gig
No, he didn't.

>>77531932
Dan Hardy and British Messie are great in the international cards

>>77531048
how did he not die

>>77531930
I want to see him destroy that faggot stipe for the HW belt

>>77531932
>yet another massive loss for schaub
can he recover?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6la0LUtcZCE

>>77532107
He cant even destroy a cardboard box

Who is your most enjoyed UFC strawweight? Be objective in your choice to this question.

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>>77532004


GADOOSH

>>77532036
He has plenty of gigs on the rode my man

>>77532004
Do they not have these in America?

>>77531821
>the guy in the red

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<---Gewby

>>77531821

I didnt even know Sumos could be chinlets

>>77532280
Shogun a cute, A CUTE!

>>77532280
he reminds me of dewey from malcom in the middle

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>>77532295
Who would expect that an elbow from 350 pound man could knock somebody out, huh

>>77532320
L E L

E

L

>>77532343
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXfWILlF6zK/
is this your favorite female fighter?

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>>77532312

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>>77532312

>>77532312
Lefthook Larry

Dana White to lose some of UFC ownership stake, but ‘not going anywhere’
>https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/8/8/16111456/ufc-dana-white-ownership-stake-wme-img-investment-deal-mma-news

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>>77532370
Remind me again who won that fight and who is the current reigning middleweight champ?

Who should Aspen Ladd fight next?

>>77531821
So what happens here? Is the elbow dude disqualified or something?

>>77532419
>but ‘not going anywhere’
he's going to hell

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>>77532425

>>77532370
Herb saved Anderson from more punishment

>>77532280
>shogun in the back
>conor in the front
>it was the last time we saw these two on the same card together

wow, pottery

>>77532476
>an actual fighter laughing at the soft manlet

>>77532461
Post your face

who is your favorite female fighter and why is curran?

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Tfw based bones ran out spainsperg from /heem/ forever

>>77532532
So you can do what with it sweetie? ;)

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>>77532393
All day buddeh

>>77532370
>doesn't finish him on the ground

To be honest Silva is an idiot

>>77532419
>putting a meme arrow on a link
Good job, stupid, now I cant triple click and right click it.

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<-- the undisputed WW champ

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>>77532461
Same question applies
>>77532425

Bisping bless buddeh

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>>77532550
>Hey pussy you there?
Hes not here

>>77532640
Is copy/paste too complicated?

>>77532419
>WME-IMG and its primary stakeholder Silver Lake Partners, following a report from TheWrap, announced last week that a $1.1 billion investment from Canada Pension Plan Investment Board and the Government of Singapore Investment Fund is nearly finalized.

>banking the livelihood of retired people on the UFC

Hahaha oh wow.

>>77532669
It is because I have to manually drag instead of triple clicking.

>fLUKE
>lose to hendo twice
>still champ

>the absolute urinal of bispiss

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>>77532642

That's not Magnesium Perry.

>>77532358
Far from it

>Over 12 hours later
>/heem/ is still sodium central

Lmao this is great buddehs, keep up 4 weeks of it and I'm set for life

>>77532772
>I like shitty fighters holding up divisions

fuck off wanker

>>77532428
Nope, elbows are completely legal. Punches are illegal, double ear slaps, grabbing by the crotch and eye poking. I think hair pulling may be too.
But heeming somebody with an elbow is totally fine

>>77532751
Why she didn't abandon your country like joanna did

>>77532806
>this butthurt over a sport
lmao

>>77532806
kek keep going yank

>>77532971
>yank
literally cringed

>>77532967
>>77532971
>not carrying about the sport's integrity
sad

>>77532995
i just wanna see some spicy fights
integrity=wgaf

>>77532995
>carrying

lol he's so revved he cant spell

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The Bisping's are "yanks" (literally cringed hard typing that, god damn i'm glad i was born in the USA)

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>I KNOW I LOST BUT DONT BRAG ABOUT MY SPARRING

>>77533019
idc you silly jew

Take the boxing talk to boxing you literal teenagers.

>>77533019
>revved
Grow up.

>>77533037
w-wow look at ellie

>>77533063
How do you think conor's rangey style will translate into boxing?

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Will biscucks say that he was shit all along when he gets heemed into a living death by Bobby Knuckles?

>>77533144
>Standard Heem Bandwagon Jumping

yeah, that'll happen

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>>77533037
>bispings daughter

>jacare will beat whittaker then bisping
>no itll be romero who will do it
>surely whittaker will be the one!

>>77533232
>the state of current day Bongposting

>>77533037
Damn mang bisping's family is master race tier

>>77533232
Did you think it through before typing that out, You realize there can only be one winner? None of that would have happened if Bisping wasn't crippled by a 50 year old fighter

Buds I was at work today lmao and then out of nowhere my secretary dude lol goobyd

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>>77533037
Hendo's family is whiter and better.

>>77533320
What are you even talking about lmao

Just accept that Romero and Jacare will never sniff the belt

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>>77533356
wrong

>>77533360
Holy shit it's literally the same guy, get some sleep bro you've been sperging out over 14 hours!

>>77533360
Whittaker beats Bisping everywhere.

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>>77533397

>>77533419
>literally LARPing
pathetic

>>77533356
>son is a babyface beta with a JUSTed hairline
>one daughter is a hulking behemoth with linebacker shoulders
>other daughter looks like ms. piggy
>youngest daughter has a forehead you could land a plane on
Do not even compare that mongrelized genetic trash to Bisping's tall chad son and qt aryan daughter you fucking bitch

>>77533392
If that were even true youd have to be on here for 14 hours too which means youve been crying about Hillary for 14 hours straight

LMAO

>>77531591
Kind of funny how Schaub sells out shows internationally and the h8rs still try to argue he isn't successful.

>>77533427
>literally crying

HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzGFBITyYXo

>i'm black from the bellybutton down

What did he mean by this?

>>77533463
>autism speaks and can't stop

>>77533443
>If that were even true
It is, that's what's so surprising. I opened up previous thread and scrolled up to see your posts several hours before starting work and you're still sperging out now, take a breather bud

>>77533486
bispings daughter is my champ

Who is your Favorite Female fighter and Why does Everyone love trump??

LOL @ you

>>77533489
So youve been here for 14 hours straight not accepting that Trump won? Yikers

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>>77533477
Intimidation tactic

>>77533478

Take ur L

Which fighter has most successfully pivoted to a new career after fighting in the UFC?

Hillary lost. Romero lost. Luke lost. Jacare lost.

>>77533528
No, I slept,woke up for work, drove here and checked out heem.com before starting work 6 hours ago LOL

>>77533578
Get some rest bud, you're foaming at the mouth

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Yoel triggers spergs

They are obsessed with him, can't stop bringing him up.

/ourboy/

>burgertime heem

not even once

who's your favorite female daughter of a fighter

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>>77533584
/ourboy/ indeed

>>77533585
FUG :D :D

>>77533583
Oh for sure everyone thinks youre calm and collected my man

is one of these american flags spainsperg on a proxy? never seen anyone else on heem autistically carry on a back and forth like this

>>77533624
I am, I had a good 8 hours of sleep, you're still sperging hahahahahaha
>>77533628
Spainsperg doesn't hate Yoel

>>77533651
>t. top sperg

>>77533100
it won't matter because he is too slow for boxing standards

>>77533691
Why do you keep bringing that up, I told you several times I didn't vote ya goof. Stay angry

>>77533691
And Bisping was knocked down twice by the cryptkeeper. He's the best striker at MW now though, 100%.

>>77533841
Go take a nap bud, we'll still be here

>>77533732
Wrong.

>>77533863
Im sure you will

>>77533356
Hendo isn't even white

>>77533878
For about 3 hours yes, I have food to make when I get home!

>>77533874
how so? you have no answer

>>77533930
Please get some rest, I fear for the innocents around you

we need a heem convention slash fite night for sure my man

docksperg can rent slash steal us a warehouse or something

>>77533985
Docksperg is only good at shining shoes
>>77533986
How have I not? You're the only one crying about Hillary

>>77531174
*had

His chin is at least half delete. He's been rocked too many times, and this latest heem definitely did some damage. Remember, every time you get rocked your chin gets permanently worse.

>>77533985
Heem 1 at the Coral Springs Gymnasium

>>77534066
Nah, your mom gave me a call. But then I found out her son is a fat NEET hillary voter LOL

>>77534116
You need to have sex

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Rodriguez vs Jones
Petties vs Arce
Perez vs Gray
Simon vs Frelow
Sims vs Graves

Remember that time D.C. was a paper champ for 2 years then got headkicked and cried?

>>77534134
Looks i broke you. Sad

>>77534116
>Passing up a nice piece of ass because son is Hillary voter
This is why you're still a virgin

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just a lil heeminder

>>77534176
>calling your mother a nice piece of ass

Im going to exit this conversation

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>>77534140
Rodriguez
Arce
Perez
Simon
Sims

Poor guy must want the last word. Here (You) go

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>>77534156
Remember when /heem/ changed ownership after that ?
I remember

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>>77531012
Shevchenko ofc

>>77534251
This is the spammer

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>imagine being stuck on that island

>>77534281
Update this with Bisping on Reddit and Whittaker 4chan

>>77534296
I need closure on this. Where's the video?

>>77534302
Redditors absolutely abhor Bisping and love filthy losers like Romero and humble cucks like Whittaker

>>77534302
Bisking is /ourguy/, buddeh.

>>77534319
https://youtu.be/EMyJLB4POww

>>77531730
Margarito is a fucking cheater and I hate him. Imagine having your chin deleted because you fought a cheater with illegal plaster wraps? It's not fair, lads. I'm glad Cotton stopped him once he was exposed as a cheat. Margarito literally has 0 stoppages since being caught.

>>77532645
Grow up

Who is your favorite female mixed martial artist?

>>77534289
Good choice.

>>77534496
the fact that nobody answers this simple question PROVES that literally everyone on heem is triggered by women

>>77534496
Calendar please stop

>>77531012
>>77534496
Do you ever leave the house? 3 hours of being on 4chan can't be healthy.

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>>77534496
Rose "Thug" Namajunas

out of all the women in combat sports which is your favorite and why? detailed explanation required.

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Bend the knee for your natty king

Marathoning the last season of Kingdom.

Why cant these people just get over themselves and get it together?

>>77534573
he's here for over 18 hours/day if you look at the time stamps of the questions over time

>>77534609
Pretty damn sad

>>77534628
Yeah but who is your favorite woman fighter?

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>Being a chinlet

>>77534649
Does your mom know what you do all day?

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who wins? Yaya or B I G G Ladd?

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>>77534140
Rodriguez
Arce
Perez
Simon
Sims

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>>77534590
What's a king to a Schaub?

Is Aspen Ladd your favorite female fighter of all time?

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>Being a turbo-chinlet

>>77534690
Whats a Schaub to a non-GADOOSHer

Romero and Jacare couldve fought for an actual title if they werent so garbage at fighting LOL

>>77534140
>not adding the pick that got deleted in the previous thread

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>>77534140
Rodriguez
Arce
Perez
Simon
Graves

fav chick fighter, heem?

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>>77534770
Aspen "Lad" Ladd who apparently lives in the woods

>>77534677
>Being this shook by a successful female

sad

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I'm sitting at Mexican restaurant watching. There's a TV next to me and it starting playing a "Brock lesnar is back" ad. Nearly pissed my pants because I thought they were confirming bork vs bones. Turns out it was a DVR recording and the ad was for ufc 200

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>>77534140
Rodriguez
Arce
Perez
Simon
Graves

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You know, at the end of the day, it's a process. Everyday we just work hard, you know, we've had a tremendous camp. I tip my hat off to everyone, I'm truly blessed. But you know, Conor McGregor, /heem/, they can't be overlooked, I take my hat off to them. But at the end of the day, I just keep dedicating myself to my craft, to the sport of boxing. What can I say? I'm truly blessed. Thank you.

>>77534711
He completely deserved that tbqh

>>77534834
>mexican restaurant
>not showing soccer

I don't believe your story.

>>77534865
It's lonely in /box/

>>77534834
>tv and phone at a mexican restaurant
nice experience

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>>77534894
At the end of the day, all my threads, they doing AT LEAST 500 replies in one night, period. Call me when you make 500 replies in one night. Like I said before, I dedicated myself to my craft, to the art of posting. When you talking /heem/, you talking me spergy. My resume, it's terrific, my team, they did a tremendous job. When me and Roryfan started /heem/, you were nothing. And like I said before, I'm truly blessed, TBOPE. The Best Original Poster Ever. Truly blessed. Thank you and good luck to your team.

List off your favorite 25 wmma fighters RIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHTTTT NOOOOWWWW.

>>77534954
nigger you post the same mayweather pepes every fuckin day in these threads, and no one replies to you expect me, and i rarely do.

>>77534954
>The Best Original Poster Ever
false

>>77534962
Bisping sucks, get over it

The obese scat spammer's mommy took his laptop away (again)

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Oh god they're literally trying to kill Bigg Rigg

Nothing short of a miracle he hasn't been cut

>>77534981

>BisKING