/heem/ no events edition

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Bisking bless

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Even if Conor's side comes out to $100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points (meaning he's likely not to see money from that for a long time if ever, google: Hollywood, back-end points, not getting paid), he has to pay out:

15% to publicist
10-15% to manager
10% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel
and
$121,505.25 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the income over $418,400 (income tax)

And... the $100,000,000 shows up as around

>$14,000,000

in your bank account.

Still good money, tho.

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Rodriguez vs Jones
Petties vs Arce
Perez vs Gray
Simon vs Frelow
Sims vs Graves

>>77527300
lol as if his publicist and manager make 15 mill each, nor his agent making 10 huge

the real expenses are all his other things, but he makes it back with sponsors

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>>77527303
Sims
Frelow
Perez
ARce
Rodrigiez

>>77527376
#2 spot

beaten micheal johnson and Mcgoober in the last 3 years

#2 spot in the world of not being relevant

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<--gooby

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<-- Gewby

>>77527303
no one cares lol

>>77527300
You forgot the $24 for Paulie's hotel room

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Well, I made some webms of the last fight night since I don't think anybody else bothered. Will do a couple requests if you have any...hopefully the quality isn't too bad, if somebody knows of a better source lemme now

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I missed this live, but Stann complains about the early stoppage and Price turns to him and yells "NO ONE CARES!"

>>77527448
Peru puts out mma like every weekend on the regional scene

they will keep having great fighters for the next decade with their growing little scene and few ufc fighters

>>77527448
Do goof doing push ups

when is the next money fight

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>>77527485

>>77527508
conor vs floyd is the only money fight thats coming up recently

>>77527509
>Whats up Chriaq

Flyweights man

>>77527508
Gooby vs Gayweather is August 26th.
Bork Laser vs JBJ most likely won't happen until probably next spring/summer, assuming Bork doesn't get USADA'd again.

>>77527524
GSP vs Bisking will hopefully happen.

Maybe if dj successfully defends his title he will go up and fight cody

I heard cody thinks he can make flyweight

Kflo btfo of Pauline

why most of UFC and Bellator fighters smoke weed?

I mean, it's because it may help with resting after training and sparring?

>>77527581
woops, most regular people smoke weed so its not really that different

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pretty gay

>>77527606
ahah people actually watch this gay sport

boxing is so much better

>>77527587
yeah but not most people in Tennis, Football, etc smoke. So why?

>>77527581
They say it helps calm them down after long training sessions so they can sleep, especially during training camps.

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What did heem think of Markos/Grasso when it happened? Should Markos appeal? I wasnt around this weekend.

>>77527631
i assume its probably close to the overall population percentages of usage for all sports probably

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>A southpaw that is faster/throws more combs/uses more angles than McGregor couldn't land Mayweather
>A counter fighter also with great combos/power couldn't land on Mayweather

I hope you guys don't lose a lot of money

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>>77527663

>>77527663
Standard angles

>>77527631
Supposedly it's popular in the NFL because it helps manage pain without the nasty side effects of pills

>>77527663
They werent awkward enough my man

>>77527663
Its going to be full WWE scripted my dude
They are going to put on a show and collect the check

>>77527649
Why don't you post your opinion instead of waiting for other opinions

>>77527668
Impressive. Shame he couldn't win a round against Mayweather

>>77527431
underrated post

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>>77527649
Markos didn't do enough. She landed some decent shots, had two great takedowns and didn't do enough damage when she did.

Alexa pressured more but weirdly kept throwing punches out of range. Had some good escapes and had better range with her strikes in the last round.

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>1/5th of last thread nothing but disrespect for the champ
pathetic

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>>77527744
It started with a simple discussion. Hours later people where still arguing about the reigning middleweight champ.

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>>77527744
F*ick Bisping

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can't fizz the bizz

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>>77527757
Reigning Defending Undisputed Middleweight Champion of the World

>>77527678

I dont have one since I didnt watch it. I know what twitter/reddit thinks, now I want to know what this dump thinks

>>77527729

Has her fight IQ improved?

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>>77527778
>>77527780
Bisping bless buddehs

>>77527791
without question. She put the pressure on in the first and won it. She lost the second round because she was throwing sloppy kicks and getting taken down then put in bad positions. her corner told her to stop the kicks and put on the pressure in the third and she did. she won the fight in the last 2 minutes because she was aware of the scoring

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>>77527794

bless up doot

>>77527524
jon basically said he's waiting for ufc to tell him who he is fighting in a recent interview, because brock isn't going to be ready for awhile

his words

Who is your favorite female fighter? Don't be shy now.

>>77527815
cyborg

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>>77527815

>>77527820
Would let that monkey peel my banana if you catch my drift

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Do you agree?

>>77527898
all of them outside the top three are terrible

Did Ferguson say

I'm the new John Wick

or

I am the new John Wick

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>>77527898
5 spots drop for losing a controversial split decision ? That's too much man

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https://twitter.com/davidcbranchmma/status/894699367373967361

>Rockhold's reply

what's your honest opinion about Dana White?

>>77527820
what is your profile picture?

>>77527955
Casual filter

>>77527992
Based Lu

>>77528069
she has deleted that picture now


reminds me before they were in the ufc, Cynthia had an instagram account with her and paige wearing lingerie for Halloween. Paige was wearing a pink bodysuit. Cynthia deleted the account and I cant find the images anywhere

>>77527955
/ourguy/ only manlet sympathizers from reddit hate him

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would Tito outfish you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXOW5SgSbxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtXPxRxYCYU

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>>77527303
Jones
Arce
Gray
Simon
Graves

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>>77528148
sheet meant to use thick pic

>>77528148
I'd drag him into deep water.

>>77527780
>reigning

That's Whittaker.

>defending

Hasn't yet, probably never will.

>undisputed

By definition, no.

Whittaker is the champ, Bisping has a participation prize.

>>77527898
>Karolina still ranked in the top 3

>>77528209
where else should she be? losses to the champ and #1, win over #3

>>77528198
bullshit I have a folder full of bisping memes that proves you wrong

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>>77528102
I have this one but none of the better ones

>>77528198
he is the reigning, defending, disputed champ
his defense was bs, and his reigning is also up in the air, but for sure he isn't undisputed, since a interim exists

Who is YOU'RE favorite WOMAN MMA fighter?

Lads I was wondering if there has ever been a time in a legit combat sport where a referee has been accidentally heemed during a bout?

inb4 >mandrama

Who is your favorite female fight in MMA/UFC. Don't be afraid I want to hear your opinion, really.

>>77528278
Rose Nmaajunas

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wens spain comin bak

fav woman fighter?

>>77528221
5th, she'd get murdered by Andrade or Torres.

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good fighter?

>>77528286
Never, he killed himself when Jon lobotomised Daniel.

>>77528292
>get
hasn't been

>>77528297
One hunnert per cent.

>>77528301
But she would be.

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Who is ur favourite woman fighter of all time?

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So the guy who fights like a faggot got destroyed? hahahahahaha

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>>77528286
when Cormier wins the title back


>never ever

>>77527288
Found something sweet that is coming in a few months, EFC (the biggest African MMA org, out of SA, produced a UFC FW, a MW and a load of HWs) is running their own version of TUF

Cold be amusing to hear goofy SA accents with high production value

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>>77528312

>destroyed

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>>77528309
if it happens she'll be ranked below, that's how rankings work

So is Conor gonna heem Maywedda?

>>77528320
hi Cormier, how's the CTE going?

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*blocks your path*

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>>77528346

*taunts in manlet*

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someone post the Silva knee on bisping pls, can't seem to find it

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>>77528346
*grows the danger*
*keeps on rowing*
*certainly not showing any sign that he is slowing*

quick lads, have to pretend to know the basics of this sport. I like watching and watch every ppv at the local with my mates but i wish i could provide insight occasionally.

all my mates are slightly less entry level than me

who are /ourguys/?

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>>77528392
Platinum Mike Perry

>>77528392
>/ourguys/
grow up

>>77528413

>reddit spacing

pls go

>>77528392
Just yell stuff like wizzer and sweep when their scrambling or clinching

and when there standing up say stuff like he's gotta double up on that jab, his chins to high or he needs to check leg kicks

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>>77528392

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>>77528423
Underhooks, the most important thing are the underhooks

>>77528392
emphasize the need to attack the liver in all situations

>>77528423

thanks vlad this is helpful

my mates like connor mcgregor and jon jones but i don't like either of them

>>77528488
Platinum is the guy you want to support. That way you can get cred by going for a bruiser like him who is still a contender.

Shows you know a thing or too and your also a just bleed guy supporting a knock out artists.

>>77528419
wouldn't even know what reddit spacing looks like, you do though, fucking kid, who is your "boy?'

>>77528488
It's Conor you blithering idiot. Go swim in the ocean.

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>>77528413
>>77528419
>>77528511

stop this immediately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTuH-u1qVg

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>>77528460

For sure, underhooks with reckless abandonment

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Thoughts on Alexa Grasso, strawweight contender for the Ultimate Fighting Championship?

>Este sábado tuve mi tercer combate en UFC y gané por decisión dividida.
Fue una pelea muy dura, estoy muy contenta de haber tenido una contrincante de tan excelente nivel que me ha dejado tanto aprendizaje.
Gracias a todas las personas que me han apoyado y a todos los que fueron a la Arena a gritarme y mandarme su buena vibra.
Gracias a mis coaches Francisco Grasso, Tito Castro, Antonio Carrillo, Luis Grasso, Manuel Ochoa y en especial al Dr. Francisco Suazo por estar siempre a mi lado y ser pieza fundamental para poder llevar a cabo esta pelea. A todos mis compañeros que viajaron desde GDL a CDMX a hacer camp conmigo.
A todos mis patrocinadores por confiar en mi y en mi trabajo. Seguiremos trabajando duro todos los días para pulir errores y ser mejores atletas.

>>77528533
I think she got BTFO by a nobody
I think she makes good baitposting tho.

>>77528496

wtf i love mike perry now

>>77528314
How does picking on a manlet get you into the GOAT discussion?

>>77527663
I genuinely feel bad for you Conor doubters because you're going to be so shocked in 2 weeks time. Your whole perception of reality will change after Conor wins. You will either accept that the standard paradigm of what is and what isn't possible is wrong and needs to change or you will stay stagnant.

I can assure you that a small 40 year old washed up boxer with frail hands is not going to defeat a fucking martial artist in the prime of his life whose head is bigger than Floyd's whole body, whose fists are twice the size of his tiny skull and who wins his fights by bouncing his opponents heads of the fucking canvas whose movement and rhythm is unlike anything seen in boxing.

49-1, it WILL be done on August 26th. Mark my fucking words.

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>>77528533
I bet her tacos are uma delicia

>>77528545
why is it so funny to make fun of this aussie, i keep laughnig everytime

>>77528577
nevermind the result, will the fight produce memes the way the press conferences did? or will it just be a boring predictable "fight"

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>>77528310

>>77528577
I feel like this is ""spain"" trying to demolish the poor aussie's rep ever worse.

>>77528476
this

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>>77528310
For me, it's Aspen Ladd.

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>this is a 10/10 in amurica

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>>77528611
>this is a 10/10 in brazil

>>77528611
she's not even a 5

>>77528611
This isn't fair at all, that picture doesn't even show her soles.

>>77528611
If Jessica Eye loses to Paige she is the worst fighter of all time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9eTmkE_kQ8

>28:00

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ayyyy

this fucken' guy

is a... ayyyyy

conor cant box ok?

>>77528653
Lol paulie marinari trying to edge in on a conor fight

>>77528648
>>77528653
literally WWE

>>77528648
Kek. Paulie got his soul shook

>>77528664
I didn't think there was any chance Mayweather would carry McGregor to a decision but this shit with Paulie's got me wondering.

>>77528672
I actually agree he is doing a full media tour about how salty he is over conor now

ahhahahaha

>>77528681
he really is too lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2qhXv0-HHY

>>77528694
Showtime better give this guy a bonus or something. Doing pretty well sellin it

>>77528681
Yup it's actually embarrassing he had a 1 one rant with Ariel and in the same fucking day did the same with FightHype.com

Conor destroyed him

>>77528699
1 hr*

>>77528699
>>77528681
>>77528692
>>77528674
Idiots

>>77528699
Do you guys get the feeling boxing is scared. I'm looking at conor and his size and i'm looking at photos of a busted up paulie and his supposed push down and now his bitching about conor

I think their concerned he might do it.

>>77528719
>conor is boxing
>conor is scared
nah

>>77528723
no i mean as in the boxing world is scared that conor might do it

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What if all this is just another pr stunt orchestrated by the chess master?

Who is your favorite UFC bantamweight (male)?

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>>77528577
gooby is going to get battered for 36 minutes, he might legit get cte in the ring and all you casuals supporting him are supporting a man that is about to have is health taken away. sad!

post your ufc walkout song.

>>77528771
I would, but you'd steal it.

>>77528759
what makes you think that mate?

>>77528771
https://youtu.be/1BeRpAORAps

>>77528771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4

>>77528775
because its boxing and its not just knowing how to punch or fight but its knowing how to set up and be in the right position at all times. In addition to this all the punches conor throws he lives his chin right in the open. Conor will get hit like never before and this fight will test his durability to be in a prolonged fight. If he doesn't catch him early and good i don't see him withstanding the pressure and the ref or his corner may stop fight.

>>77528824
*doesn't catch floyd

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Is there still hope?

>>77528248
so she's always had fat arms? I thought she only got big recently

>>77528836
they're not fat

>>77528719
100% for sure my man

they all know if Conor wins he takes away Floyd's legacy and becomes the face of boxing. That's a scary thought.

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>>77528841
mate she has fat arm genetics

>>77528824
Floyd's whole style depends upon his quick reflexes which at 40 have deteriorated. Conor's unorthodox style will take at least 2-3 rounds to decipher (going by what Berto and Paulie are saying) so he has 3-4 rounds where he can do a lot of damage before Floyd figures his rhythm/timing/angles out

history is going to be made my son

>>77528873
even at 40 he will still be faster than conor those first few rounds

>>77528890
not at all

Kek, Dan Hardy is on the commentary team for MayMac, not Schaub.

>>77528896
we'll just have to see come 26th. hope for conor ko but don't be surprised if conor gets beat up all 12 rds

>>77528890
speed isn't everything, conor's timing is superb, he has more than a chance

>>77528898
sauce?

Did Conor beat up Paulie? What happened? I might lay a checky fiver on Conor if Paulie got hands put on him.

>>77528898
“As much as like Brendan Schaub, I’ll admit that I thought a lot of the stuff he was saying was hot air. There were a lot of superlatives and celebration. There was not a great deal of substance to his analysis.

“He didn’t tell me where Conor should put his feet, where he should hold his hands, what we should be looking out for, what Floyd is going to be looking to do against a southpaw that fights outside of his normal range… there wasn’t really any analysis. It was more yelling over each other.

“What I’m hoping to bring to the table is some knowledge and some intellect.”

CTE SCHAUB BTFO HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Based Hardy

>>77528911
>timing beats speed, precision beats power amirite
too bad floyd has these all minus the power

>>77528927
Paulie gassed 10-12 and Conor "landed some big strikes"

>>77528863
That is not fat

>>77528937
he's also well past his prime but still claims to be the best when he clearly isn't, he can lose.

>>77528927
1st spar: Conor beat him up, Paulie admitted that he won that and his excuse was jet lag and lack of training

2nd spar: Conor done really well rounds 1-5 from 6-10 he got tired and was eating shots and he came back. Overall Conor won.

Bet more than a cheeky fiver mate this is easy money

>>77528873
No, Floyd's style depends mostly on technique. If you can read you opponent and you are in the right position to capitalize on their mistakes, you will look fast. Roy Jones Jr depended on speed and fast reflexes, when he aged a bit he wasn't elite anymore because he didn't have the technique and fight IQ.

Floyd does. Floyd is fast, but he's not that fast. He's a technician first, a thinking man's boxer that is too intelligent for heems.

>>77528933
fuck brenda shook he doesn't have the fluidity of analysis

link me to where hardy says this

>>77528933
kek

Too bad Hardy is also a faggot

>>77528974
>6-10
these are the rounds that should worry conor if he cant land clean those first few.

Take the BOXING talk to the fucking box thread. Fucking children talking about a fucking guy who is paid by Showtime "sparring" with Conor. Go fuck off to asp better yet.

>>77529013
nah

>>77529013
>Fucking children talking about a fucking guy who is paid by Showtime "sparring" with Conor

its clear isnt it

I cant believe so many people are taking the b8

>>77528995
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/8/16112142/sky-sports-announces-dan-hardy-as-part-of-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-commentary-team

>>77529013
What should we talk about then mate, get us on track.

>>77529013
Paulie was a very technical boxer that won titles despite not being very physically gifted. He's not just some guy, he was just a shade below elite.

>>77529013
m8, conor mcgregor is "fighting" this month and there is nothing interesting going on with the ufc this month so shut the fuck up

>>77529013
Conor is the face of MMA dummy

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>believing an elderly man with brittle bitch mittens could ever in a million years heem the GOAT

literally retarded

>>77529013

Conor is the face of boxing, goof.

>>77529043
I've been telling these retards for like a month now they don't believe me they actually think boxing is some mystical sport. Conor has been boxing since he was from the age of 10 and he wins his fights standing up.

The same people were saying he would never beat Aldo and that Alvarez was too much for him. It's the same shit every Conor fight they simply cannot handle the fact that he is that good

>>77529060
>actually think boxing is some mystical sport.

I'm starting to feel this.

I don't have an analogy yet but its going to be about folded japanese steel or some shit.

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>Hardy agreed that a lot of Schaub’s analysis was “hot air”, and hopes he can bring more knowledge and intellect to the table in his role.

>“As much as like Brendan Schaub, I’ll admit that I thought a lot of the stuff he was saying was hot air. There were a lot of superlatives and celebration. There was not a great deal of substance to his analysis.

>“He didn’t tell me where Conor should put his feet, where he should hold his hands, what we should be looking out for, what Floyd is going to be looking to do against a southpaw that fights outside of his normal range… there wasn’t really any analysis. It was more yelling over each other.

>“What I’m hoping to bring to the table is some knowledge and some intellect.

THE STATE OF BRENDAN SCHAUB RIGHT NOW

>>77528863
She has midget-style arms. The other chick in the pic is much more attractive than Chimpette

>>77529060
>Conor has been boxing since he was from the age of 10 and he wins his fights standing up.

How many boxers that would be champions in boxing has he faced?

Note that Nate Diaz would get absolutely smoked by journeymen.

>>77529108
he didn't box nate, he fought nate... nate held him up against the cage and kneed him before the big 1-2 that forced the takedown

he didn't outbox mcgregor

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>>77527303
Rodriguez
Petties
Perez
Simon
Sims

>>77529108
nate diaz hangs with andre ward

you're a hater. get some estrogen blockers, buddeh

>>77529082
nobody really thinks this. its just common sense for most people to believe that there is no way for a jack of trades master of none to defeat a master at his own sport.

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Since we're talking /asp/ergers anyway, is muh money the next step of the evolution after muh dick for niggers?

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>nick diaz

>>77529108
Nate recently sparred with Amir Khan and Khan said he would do well in boxing

>Conor McGregor doubters BTFO

>>77529130
sure is hard hitting a pothead with absolute laughable amount of head movement and non-existing footwork

>state of diaz bros

>>77529101
>>77528933
in schwabs defense it was the pre-fight press conferences not fight analysis

he did a good job hyping the fight

Amir Khan: After Watching Nate Diaz Sparr A World Champ HE GOT BOXING SKILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymjiNiWGI94

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>>77529101

someone needs to explain angles more clearly to hardy, he obviously doesn't understard Burpton's high level of thinking.

>>77529117
Nate Diaz is a human punching bag for Ward. He gives him rounds in the ring.

If you think he's within the fucking ballpark of competitive with Ward, you're nuts.

>>77529159
it's literally like you've never watched a diaz fight

they only lose when people use wrestling and leg kicks..

conor is the only fighter on the whole roster to ever outbox a diaz brother

>>77529163
Kek nah dude he says the same thing in Big Brown Break down he is legitimately mentally challenged

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>>77527303
Rodriguez
Arce
Gray
Simon
Sims

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>>77529178
will they ever recover?

>the same people posting nate choking goober are now belittling nate

UFC 196
>take of your top Nate,show us your skinny fat frame

UFC 202
>I beat a man 3 times bigger than me,he weighted 200 pounds in there I swear on mee life

which Conor is right though

>>77529060

>h-he is making his debut!
>m-no previous boxing experience

these retarded faggots live in fantasyland, anyone without CTE should realise Conor is gonna kill this old tiny man

>>77529192
so thats why nate lost the second fight cause conor learned how to throw a leg kick

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what did he mean by this

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>>77529232
conor beat him everywhere

>>77529243
>the power of satan compels me

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>>77527411
>>77527399
>become the cock

>>77529243
that rabbit is showing clear signs of CTE

which means some drunken bastard heemed the poor thing

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>oww my liver

>oh look its ramadan cant eat for 6 months!

>g-guess I can't fight Conor now, heh what a chicken amirite?!

Remember when Justin Scoggins 30-26'd ray borg last year? Why is ray borg fighting for the title?

>>77529306
>this jihadi becomes a champion
>woops got injured at AKA again lol
>guys thanks to ramadan I can only fight next year
>woops sry couldn't weight I was nearly dying
>next year i'll defend, need 6 months again for ramadan
>1 title defense every 5 years

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this "therapy" doesn't do anything

>>77529343
did this guy retire or what

>>77529342
>still a more active champion than goober

>>77529349
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/8/16109416/ian-mccall-undergoing-brain-treatment-unsure-of-ufc-future-my-whole-career-is-a-regret

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>Bisping is the best striker in MW

>>77529343
>>77529356
JUST

>>77529342
>goober has never defended his titles either
really makes me think

>>77529343
I've done that because it was literally free. It didn't help at all.

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>>77529369
Bisping is the best everything in MW clearly, he even has a literal proof of that which he can wear, how cool is that

>>77529356
>wife cheated on him
>nearly died of drug overdose
>probably indirectly killed another fighter with drugs
>so desperate for happiness he's doing weird pseudo shit to fix himself
dead in 6 monhts

>>77529356
where does this guy get his money from if he never fights and has no real skills

GOAT INCOMING

https://twitter.com/volkan_oezdemir/status/894619583293919232

/NoTime/

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>>77529390
>zero defences against contenders

>>77529356
>>77529376
>>77529407
>>77529408
He can't even form a fist with his hand because he broke it so many times.

Literally knuckle sticks out if he punches someone with his mangles hand he would just break it again.

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>>77529407
McCall is barely holding it together right now. This what true JUST looks like

>>77529408
his wife works

Is Ian McCall even a good fighter?

>>77529433
literally me lol, except ian has more functionality

>>77529455
He's reddit incarnate, probably that's where he got CTE from

>>77529488
He ruined himself with the drug abuse during his 20s. I can't think of other flyweights in their early 30s that fucked up.

>>77529444
literally a drug dealer

>>77529488

Didn't he used to go around with his mates and beat up random strangers in the street for fun

Or was that someone else? Pretty sure it was this manlet

>>77529488

How do you get CTE fighting at flyweight

No one can fucking punch

>>77529501
i should message him to say nothing is going to recover, doing all the right things now is too late

>>77529506
yeah

>>77529512
think that was rob emerson

>>77529512
Yeah that was his own words. He would go to parties and knock over lamps in front of the host to start shit.

>>77529518
you gotta wonder how guys like mark hunt and arlvoski are still moving around

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>>77529518

>>77529512
>>77529531
He wouldn't beat up randoms but he would try and starts fights at parties and shit like that

>>77529532
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_Fulton

He's 40 and still fighting.

>>77529390
best runner and Dana ass licker in MW

>>77529539
i'm amazed he made it to 40

>shlub btfo

is his career over lads?

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When's moose fighting

>>77529583
doesn't matter now that he's in the amateur leagues

>>77529539
for sure that guy has some serious CTE if hes still fightnig at 40

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>>77529580

For sure my guy Hardy is just a h8r and mad

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>>77529580
yes

>>77529626
>listening to a drug addict who voted remain and wrote a book titled part reptile

>>77529626
dan hardy is a hack

>>77529649
>attempting to mock based hardy
try again

>>77529649
who voted for what and wrote what?

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>>77529651
>robin black is without question the greatest analysis

>>77529651

Hardy is unironically one of the best if not the best at what he does.

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Schlob btfo!

>>77529583
Mousasi is probably the worst case of letting talent go in recent UFC times, even Rory had that recent loss to Lawler and a loss to Wondermeme. Mousasi had a big win streak, never been finished in the UFC, bad match up for the champ, easily a top 5 MW when they let him go and was on a great streak of wins. I'd say Rory was also top 5 in his weight class, but Moose's stock was ever higher. They just flushed down the toilet the legitimacy of their 185lbs division by letting him go to Bellator, as if that champ wasn't a joke already.

UFC went from "the best fight the best" to "just watching boxing bro, lol"

>>77529674
Mousasi easilly beat Hendo, look what Dan did to Bisping

>>77529674
>never been finished in the UFC

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>>77529651

spleb lovers in SHAMBLES

>>77529674
>never been finished in the UFC,
Who is Hall

>>77529674
I'm really concered that wme is the end of the ufc

>>77529697

It definitely is.

>>77529697
What if Fertitas buy it back when it begins to sink, or that have someone buy for them under the table?

>>77529693
who is jacare

>>77529692
don't post this shit go be a fucked up pedo cunt somewhere else

>>77529430
That is sad, poor guy. More respect for the guy who beat mighty mouse

>>77529700
>>77529703
Whats more is it sounds like the arabs are gunna buy part of wme which could be even worse for the ufc

Someone post the webmaster off Henderson heeming Bisping

>>77529713
see >>77529531
>>77529536

He was dick in his youth.

>>77529119

what do you think would happen if the only think McGregor did was aggressively clinch and throw bombs while holding on with the other arm?

what do you think would happen if that is literally all he did

>>77529697
Not the end, just a different change to where talent isn't as relevant and entertainment is the biggest factor.
Casuals will probably be interested moving forward, as WME tries to make the sport mainstream

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>>77529717
>webmaster

>>77529740
Floyd could just grab the other arm and the ref would break it up

>>77529748
Real fitefans will watch lellator when that time comes

>>77529748
I'm still fucking bitter about reebok

I wanted f1 tier uniforms

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>>77529706

shambles.

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>>77529662
>>77529669
>>77529692
h8rs mad that they don't have any success, so they have to h8 on the best analyst in the game

truely in shambles

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>>77529773

>no u

The absolute favela of Schaubposters

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>>77529773

>>77529727
yeah that is true, still sad though

Kind of cool to see Dan Hardy get the Sky Sports MayMac Analyst gig.

Who's doing it for the US?

>>77529748
literally WWE. thanks to Gooby, Bitchping and the WME skypes for mandrama overtaking talent and making a sport into a shitshow

>>77529798
Benton Spooge

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>>77529798

sneaker and comedy expert barnyard squibb

>>77529691
>>77529693
oh right I fucked up, but he did avenge that loss though, but still got 1-1'ed by Jacare

The deal is that the MW division is really thin right now
>Romero is 40 years old
>Jacare getting up there in mileage
>Weidman has been KO'ed so many times it's gonna cut his career short
>Luke has been KO'ed some times too and might suffer a similar issue with his chin being possibly deleted
>guys like Hendo and Vitor are mummy tier
>WME isn't bothered by a guy on a good win streak going away
The division is gonna be Bisping Whittaker and Luke soon

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>>77529803
>>77529818
Ignore them
>>77529798
Brendan Schaub

>>77529827
More like Whittaker,rockhold,Gastelum.
>WhatKindaMWDivisionYaWant?