/heem/

>>77473845
Where's the news!

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<---- Gooby

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>>77473868
www.bjpenn.com

there ya go lad

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*GADOOOSH*

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Your her coach. What do you tell her for the Joanna fight?

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<-----Gooby!

>>77473925
'Hit her'

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>>77473901
Is Burger Soup a good fighter?

>>77473925
>you're not ready until you firmly grasp my penis

>>77473925
force the scramble, get the RNC

Lads I just heard Chael Sonnen say Floyd is going to whip Conor's ass.

Doubting myself now

Anyone have Zane Simon's picks for tomorrow night? I don't want to listen to that mexican he does the show with this week.

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name a fighter you think has lurked /heem/

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>>77473975
Worked so well for Maia

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>>77474020

I showed /heem/ to Mirko once and he said you guys are nerds.

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Only a TRUE Eastern European cutie should hold the belt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm7G3Y70lck

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What went wrong?

>>77474047
What a meanie. I hope he goes to hell where a Gabriel Gonzaga demon headkicks him for eternity

>>77474020
I would not be shocked whatsoever if DJ, Rampage, Chael or Chase Sherman ever has.

baseball is on tv, i fucking despise it but the announcers are so much better than the ufc's, and it's one of the least interesting sports

>>77474061
she already betrayed the masterrace

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>>77474090
He got fat

>>77474047
I'm glad Mirko is a saint
>>77474103
I think Chase has too

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Hey demetrious johnson
You fucking suck

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<---- cuck

Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

>>77474165
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhhahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

>>77474165

as much as i hate this kid, you're probably right.

>>77474165
>male fighter will heem a woman
duh

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>>77474154
>Looks at flag

>>77474165
>water is wet

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Terrible thread my man, should've let me make the threads. Haven't seen anyone here match my talent yet.

Schaub Bless

>>77474223

what is your maximum bench press?

>>77474187
its funny, but its true

>>77473981
Don't believe great white hypes in boxing son. Chael knows.

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>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=755_1358226355

what would /heem/ do in this situation?

>>77474245
TJ is better than Cody and Cruz

TJ will heem Cody.

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>>77474232
>Implying DC wasn't winning until his chin got deleted
/heem/ only half retarded

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>>77474236
Well that made me think for a second but I don't actually know. The greatest analyst in the game proved that if you go full ketosis you can actually look shredded without lifting an ounce. Truely our lord and saviour

Schaub bless

>>77474298
>Truely

>>77474285
>h-he was winning until he lost!!1
DC lost 1, 2 and was losing 3

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>>77474285
He wasn't

>IF I WANT TO TAKE JON JONES DOWN 100 TIMES I'LL TAKE JON JONES DOWN 100 TIMES

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>>77474154

Luke Thomas got trashed by TWO current ufc champions

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>>77474279
>TJ is better then Cody and Cruz

>>77474316
>>77474285
My bets were on JBJ famalam, and I have to admit the fight was 19-19 going into the third. DC was pushing the pace, landing more significant head strikes and controlling the center of the octagon. He was also probably winning the 3rd round before the head kick heard round the world happened

>>77474365
>thinking DC was winning that third round
how casual are you? m-muh steady pace tho, how about Jones' changes going into R3?

>>77474365
>octagon control
you had me going until this. Be more subtle next time

Don't watch this video if you're prone to shambles
https://youtu.be/OLNh7wTuPEY

>>77474322
how

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>>77474322
>1 judge
Wow buddeh you really showed him

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVOE3o7sMok

All goobs matches including boxing

just had a proper leak but still feel as if I need to piss.

first time this has happened to me

>>77474307
lowlife h8r begone

>>77474159
why do these faggots go for hammerfists when its CLEARLY over? that's why i like mark hunt so much.

>>77474443
that is not the pic I posted lol but can't say im disappointed

>>77474452
*tips*

Lads, I know some of you trane. How do you tighten the arm triangle if there is too much space between your elbow and their neck?

>>77474452
mma refs a shit

>>77474479
walk your body toward his head

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Do long arms help with certain martial arts, if so which ones,
t. 6 foot w/ 77inch reach

CHAMP IS HERE

>>77474541
no

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>>77474550
shame, i guess my lanky ass arms won't do anything but look completely retarded

>>77474541
It's a trade off. Better jab, but more vulnerable in close space. Easier to get choked, harder to finish them. Being lankier is often helpful in combat sports with weight classes.

tfw 6ft with a 1 inch reach advantage on anderson. Why is he ducking me lads?

>>77474574
Easier to get *chokes*, I mean.

>>77474541
They would help with any striking or grappling martial art

>>77474452
Did you see him going for a hammerfist or did he elbow him because he can't stand the shit-talking faggot? Fuck outta here

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Can you name a more pointless rematch than Shogun vs. Saint Preux 2?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Shogun_vs._Saint_Preux_2

>>77474452
205er detected

>>77474658
Diaz vs McGregor 2

>>77474577
are you even a top 15 mw?

>>77474658
I won't watch that.

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Pettis vs Moreno
Markos vs Grasso
Jouban vs Price
Bravo vs Bandenay
Alvey vs Evans
Perez vs Soukhamthath

>>77474670
I will be once dana stops ducking my calls and gives me a contract.

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>>77474658
>>77474684
it's in nippon you gotta watch

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>>77474090
Too much steak.
Ruined his body, finances, and his life.

>>77474658
Bones killed LHW so this is about the best they can do. Letting Davis and Bader walk didn't help. No idea why they're headlining a card with it tho

>>77474090
He decided to eat burgers without the fries, so after that he started working out half as much.

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>>77474711
Moreno
Markos
Jouban
Bravo
Evans
Perez

>>77474771
Shogun in Japan
Rematch
Guaranteed heems

Thats all i got

>>77474771
Clawja should be headlining for 5 round experience for JJ rematch

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I still don't get how Mr. Bones vs. Stiopic wouldn't sell. It's basically Goobs vs. Alvarez, a popular champ vs. a less popular one. It's still champ v. champ, that alone would sell PPV. Throw in that it's Jones, and it's obvious that would get at least 900k buys with a 85% chance to get a million plus buys. It's obvious JBJ is ducking Stipe for the Lesnar fight, although I think that would be a good one to and probably have way more buys. If Dana wasn't a goof he'd have the winner of JBJ-Brock take on Miocic

>>77474905
It would sell just not as good as other possible jones match ups

>>77474905
Both Jones vs Gus and Jones vs Brock will sell way better than Jones vs Stipe, if anything he will fight Stipe when he beats those two because there would be nobody left

>>77474711

how many sets of picks are we permitted to make?

>>77474062
nice vid, thanks for sharing

Amanda Nunes is a big girl.

>>77474905
It would sell, but Brock's name would sell so much more it basically wouldn't sell.
It's almost like McGoobs/Alvarez compared to McGoobs/Mayweather on a much lesser scale. They're completely different ballparks

>>77474946
>>77474905
Hopefully it'll go down like this:
>He fights Gus II and Rumble for his final LHW title defenses while Lesnar is cleared by USADA
>The Lesnar fight is an interim HW bout while Stipe gets to have the AJ boxing match
>Lesnar's career gets heem'd by Jones
>JBJ vs. Stipe with 3 combined belts to their names

>>77475036

this would be GOAT.

>>77475036
That's reaching a little bit, I don't think Rumble is coming back and nobody wants to see Stipe vs AJ unless Conor wins and somehow theres a demand for more mma vs boxer boxing matches, the more likely scenario is probably
>Jones vs Gus II as the next fight while Brock is getting USADAd
>Jones vs Brock
>Jones vs HW champ (Stipe has to defend once beforehand so either Stipe/Cain/Overeem)
>Jones superfight vs unknown challenger maybe AJ

>>77475166
Of course I was reaching, that's why I said hopefully

Hey all! please post in my thread

>>77474650

I literally took 3 solid shits today, what the fuck is my problem?

>>77475211
Fuck off flopgrasser

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>>77475264
you must be on the Aspen Ladd diet

>>77474270

if i was the girl or if i was just there? if i was the girl, i'd probably just get out of there or go fetal. if i was just there, i'm 6'3'' 200 lb and white, and
so i would probs just bark at those slants till they scattered, maybe pick up the dude with the back pack and throw him. idk.

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>>77474711
>moreno
>grasso
>price
>alvey
>suckthatham

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>>77474711
Pettis
Grasso
Price
Bravo
Alvey
Succhamthath

>>77474270
i'd shoot for a double, take the back and choke her out, then take the two bully qts back home and bang em

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How will Conor beat the black dude at 170?

>>77473879
>>77473928


>>77469732
>>77469732
lmao

>>77475411
black pants bully has a great body, brown pants bully has aggression and physicality.

lmao lads my secretary bud

since grasso got her periodis she going to get fined?

>>77475731
I will stop her from getting her period

>>77475743
one look at you and her uterus dries up?

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>>77475783

>>77475783
No, if you fuck a chick really hard while she's on her period then it suddenly ends. Legoman I thought you'd know better.

>>77475783
LOL

>>77475988
how about i suddenly end you instead

>>77476012
lmao there's no off switch on this guy

Lads

>>77474443
>>77474461
HA HA HA your pic got mixed up with one in the Yankee thread

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>>77475783
an eh ouagha ga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwFfrhs-o68

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>>77474711
Moreno
Markos
Jouban
Bravo
Alvey
Soukhamthath

>>77476090
are you stalking me

you're freaking me out dude

what are your thoughts on girl fighters?

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>tfw too smart to think conor will lose

im challenging aspen ladd scat poster to a fight. wheres he at? come meet me in the cage pussy!!

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>>77476223

>>77476217
>tfw too smart to watch fights instead of just looking up the results afterwards for all the enjoyment at a fraction of the time-cost

>>77474443
He looks good without a beard, flamboyant as fuck.

>>77476236
based

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>>77474711
Moreno
Markos
Joe Ban
Bravo
Evans
Perez

>>77476223
bin that knife first

>>77476263
wow what ugly scenery

ugly lake

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>tfw you JUST your welterweight division and try to blame it on Woodley but he threatens to leak the drunken dickpics you sent him

>>77474443
G G G G-UNIT!

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>>77476333
DELET

>>77476282
Do you think Dana's smuckers are as red as the rest of his body?

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>>77476360

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>>77476400
now you're gettin it my man

let's get some gooby goin boys!

dude leglocks lmao

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>>77476431

pauli ravioli memes are great

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>mfw could heem every in this thread

Why did McGregor's team do Paulie dirty? He's a very technical fighter with a great ring IQ, exactly the kind of guy you want on your team. Why did they burn that bridge, doesn't make much sense to me.

>>77476527

it sounds like they went hard in sparring and it got too out of hand and they ended up pissed at each other

posting the pic of paulie on his back because of the shove or whatever doesn't matter. paulie is being a bitch about it. you're supposed to be helping the guy prepare, so help him lol

What is your favorite MMA attack?

>>77476552
cup cheick kongo

>>77476527
They got a loud Italian to make noise and promote the fight. They can still get someone better if they want, mozzarella sticks looked out of shape as shit.

>>77476527
Honestly I can't help but think it's all just smoke and mirrors to sell the fight.

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>>77476552
For me it's gooby

>>77476552
throw bending

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who is your favorite woman mma's fighter unironically?

>>77476569
I can't really figure the angle out but this has to be correct. The idea that they would even schedule 12 straight rounds of sparring sounds insane

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>>77476595
She saying she a freak?

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>>77476595
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXYhU2ih2Vy/

>>77476598
>I can't really figure the angle out
Gets people talking
This Paulie thing is everywhere now. I mean, even if it were true, Conor beating a retired Paulie really doesn't do him much favour when he's fighting Floyd Mayweather anyway. But people love all the drama regarding the fight more than the fight itself so they buy into it all.

Chael said he heard someone say something like people aren't interested in the actual fight, they're just interested in what's going to happen in the fight

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>>77476587
Sorry it took so long José

why do people pretend Stipe is a PPV seller

>>77476595
shit, she probably did something freaky recently and is feeling guilty about it

>>77476661
>people aren't interested in the actual fight, they're just interested in what's going to happen in the fight

really makes you think

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>>77476587
Kek
I hope they take his beaner son with him as well.

>>77476655
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXY1hdjAJWR/

>>77476671
Who's saying this?
And also it's partially true, on the basis that he's a heavyweight and even now, people enjoy the big guys fighting

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>>77476690

who is your least favorite female fighter in the ufc?

Am I crazy or did Sam Alvey vs Rashad Evans already happen.

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would heem all of you

>>77476717
Rashad fought Dan Kelly thats what youre thinking of

>>77476527
It was a calculated risk sparring with the showtime commentator anyway, the mcgregor camp would never reveal the tape because they have the "reveals technique" excuse, they get a shot that looks good for Conor to boost his credibility and publicity and if he leaves whatever it's not like Paulie is the only boxer that they can find, would assume boxers are lining up at the door to spar with Conor
tl;dr Paulie is an idiot for not seeing this coming if he is actually mad

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>>77473901
I got banned last week when I replied to you.

>>77476731
>boston strong

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>>77476717
It did already happen my dude, smilin sam won by heem

>>77476734
I don't know, I've always remembered that fight. For some reason I was just so cocksure that Alvey vs Rashad already happened. Whenever it was mentioned, I thought people were just referencing they're on the same card again or making a mistake.
It just feels like it's happened to me before, but when I think of the fight I can't think of shit all so eh, probably just me

>>77476550
>guy cherrypicks every picture to make it look like he beat your ass

>why aint he helpin no more!!

>>77476661
Paulie sperging out and demanding th tape's release hurts McGregor's credibility but...well, I guess we're talking about right now aren't we?

Chael's a perfect example of his own point, he spent the bulk of his career shooting for takedowns and throwing shitty arm punches and he's still a huge draw because of his mouth.

>>77476757

Paulie was literally paid dude. It was like he was going to work. He quit that job because of his pride and that's it, it's silly.

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>>77476753
Y-you could never kill me jon

>>77476775
The guy already makes plenty of money. Im sure trading some cash at his point in life so he doesn't look as bitchmade as you doesnt hurt.

Imagine being this much of a soulless husk. Have some respect for yourself

>>77473925
HEAD MOVEEEMENT
HEAD MOVEMENT
HEAD MOVEMENT AND CLINCH

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>>77476751
I hope you learned your lesson

>>77476826
I learn a new lesson every day.

>>77476708
Makes me chuckle everytime

What is the best MMA fight of 2017?

>>77476804
cry me a river

>>77476846
Gaethje vs Johnson

>>77476846
Girtz/Campos 3

Name things about fighters that make you automatically hate them. I'll start: uses marijuana.

>>77476846
See
>>77476708
Pretty much the closest we've gotten to someone dying in the octagon

>>77476853
No thanks im not some good little cuck that bends over for daddy boss man

why did it take WMMA 3 years to figure out the way to beat Rousey was to punch her in the face?

>>77476872
/heem/ likes them

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>>77476881
because women are retarded

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>>77476828
im normally a h8r but the new big browndown is decent i must admit, schob bless

what is your favorite octagon size? do you prefer the smaller or larger cages for fights?

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>>77476905
I feel bad for Joe Schilling, gets KO'd by some can in an MMA fight and then gets the same can to fight him in kickboxing, only to get KO'd again.


I agree, latest BBB is superb.

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>>77476690
>mfw the ref finished jake off

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>>77476917
BBB is always good

>>77476905
The argument makes sense but it would make more sense if it came from a combat athlete that didn't smoke cigs talking about a gas tank

>>77476911
lmao dude

Full discloser: What's your favorite power puncher of all time?

>>77476960
Chocolate Al

where does the UFC go from here?

who is your favourite woman mma female ufc fighter girl?

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>>77476944
she's starting to make my dick stiff desu

how many fights do you see mark hunt taking?

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>>77476960
overeem and cro cop if you mean power striker which you should

>>77476982
Lineker has a penis tho

>>77476982
litearlly perfect

what is your go-to mixed martial arts news website?

>>77477007
drudge

>>77477011
they're very limited in their weekend updates, the most important time for mma news

>>77476985
I think he signed like a 6 fight? contract before 200?

He'll probably fight out the 3-4 fights and get a Dan Henderson style title shot.... unless Stipe is still champ because nobody wants to see that again

who is your favourite MUSLIM fighter?

females only

>>77476989
That was right on the liver, how did he not go down?

>>77477031
khabib is a pretty big bitch, so him

What's your most exciting way to view a take down?

>>77476942
TATSUMAKI

Who do you see as the longest reigning champ?

>>77477037

Khabib is going to somehow meme win the fight against Tony at MSG then take another year off and the LW belt will go two years not being defended

which fighter has the worst chin?

How many rounds does gooby go with Floyd before pushing Floyd to the ground like he did Paulie?

>>77477053
The professional twitch streamer

what would be your ufc walkout song?

>>77477078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAB1rxKlTcU

>>77477078
https://youtu.be/5DmYLrxR0Y8

>>77477067
0 Goobs is going to put brass knuckles under the gloves, smart lad

>>77477064
Andrei Arlovski
Aaron Pico

Who is your favorite female fighter?

If it came out that Gooby was on Roids the whole time would any of you nerds care?

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>>77477122
Is Bordent Scrounge a good fighter?

>>77477123
no cause i already know he is cause im not a 12 year old retard

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/heem/sters with UFC Fight Pass, is it worth the $9.99 a month? How deep is the catalog?

>>77477092
>tfw gooby is to smart too use 10 oz gloves without brass knuckles

>>77477165

I go back and forth on it

on the one hand its really not worth 10 bucks a month when I consider what that gets me on other streaming services like Spotify, Netflix, or Hulu

on the other its nice to look up fights and hear corner audio from PPV fights when I feel like rewatching fights.. but I don't do that as much as I used too and will probably cancel soon

try the free week and see what you think

>>77477165
Just get the free month and decide if it's worth to pay for it, I only paid for one month after because I ran out of fights that I wanted to watch from the catalog

>>77477165
I pay $96 per year and don't care because I'm exceedingly wealthy

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>>77477185
>>77477213
I only have Hulu and Spotify and mooch off my roommate's Netflix, so I think I might take a test drive with it. If my memory serves me correctly PPV fights are available 1 month after and the catalog includes Pride and Strikeforce too. If that's the case I'll check it out. Plus I need another thing to use to entertain friends when they're over

Grasso is a big girl.

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>>77477233
*thicc

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Just saw the news that this little fatty couldn't make weight. Karen posters should be ashamed.

>>77477241
Holy shit what a fat ass. I thought that was a little bear in somebody's kitchen at first

When's the next fight lads? Is it Pettis moreno?

>>77477241

How many more fights till this fatty gets cut?

>>77477241
FUCKING FAT SLUT

>>77477241
>orgasmic
wtf

>>77474322
> 10 + 10 = 29
Judges are highly qualified

>>77477296
Always did wonder where they find these people tbqh

So Wondermeme vs Jorge and if Jorge wins he fights Tyron next and if Wondermeme wins then Robbie fights Tyron next right?

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I Miss when Uncle chael was in UFC. Had great bantz and discriminated against nobody, picked on arianny for being fat too

>>77477309
I think Tyron is getting Robbie regardless because that's the only way Tyron will actually fucking fight

>>77477309

Wonderboy is still recovering they haven't set a date

Thats why Gamebred is shitposting Lawler pics

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there is literally nothing wrong with being a Karen Montes fan

>>77477309
Just do Jorge vs Robbie and cut out the middleman. If only Rory were still around...

>>77477309
Masvidal should just get the title shot.

>>77477323
Is he recovering from the last fight? I hope not
>>77477323
I only said Wonderboy vs Jorge because they said they wanted to fight and it made sense before the title defense
>>77477334
Rory is scary the way he perfected Daley makes me think he's the best 170 in the world
>>77477338
I think that's what makes the most sense desu I thought he won the Maia fight but it's hard to justify a title fight off a 'loss'

>>77477338

Coming off a loss?

Hes 3-3 in his last six and his last two wins were beating a CTE Cowboy and that weird foot caught in the cage TKO from Smellenburger

dude at least needs some win

YYYYEAHHHH

>>77477378
what fights to do
>Lawler/Masvidal
>Masvidal/Wondermeme
>Masvidal/Santiago PozHole
>WonderMeme vs Orc
>Mike Perry vs Tyrone
>Mickey Gall vs RDA

>>77477374
>>77477378
Gus got a title shot right after Rumble heemed him, UFC doesn't really care about that.

>>77477378
That stoppage had me dying of laughter it was gold

>>77477412
BBBBOOOOOOOIIIIIIII

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>>77477448
who's laughing now

>>77477470
Did Jakey boy really impregnate that chick? Good for him. Hope the kid doesn't get born with CTE.

>>77477470
who is that 10/10 blond behind Jake's gray haired wife?

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>>77477470

>>77473845
mall fights part 2?

http://malaysianinvasion.com/event/league-2/

live mma

>>77477470
Good for Jake, damn

>>77476708
legendary pan

>>77477502
>crap.tv
Ehehehehehe thanks

>>77477036
heart

>>77477527
time for asian fatty HWs

>>77477502
oh god the technique

>>77477470
damn tyron's girl has more natural test than I do
feels bad man

>>77474345
Jones and who?

>>77477671
bisbong called him fat because he made fun of his eye apparently

>>77477613

Decent stream quality and production though

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>>77474446
Welcome to Hell.

>>77477683
The solocast is interesting I wonder how much he is getting paid and if anybody can actually understand him

>>77477678

Bisping does nothing but bully people for "bants" but doesn't hesitate to pull out the victim card as soon as possible

he just sucks how much longer do we have to put up with this Cyclops?

>>77474446

I get that if I pee immediately after jacking off or cumming

I end up chugging and peeing again in like 10 min...usually makes it go away

>>77477698
He is just a loudmouth brit they can't handle bantz but ever since he started doing his podcast or whatever I feel like everything he says is just for a headline, feels like a knockoff Chael

HARD WORK
YYYYYEAHHHHHHHHH

>>77477698
Who the fuck even knows anymore? Especially with this GSP shit. Maybe Whittaker or Yoel will get fed up and just shoot him

>>77474946
>Both Jones vs Gus and Jones vs Brock will sell way better than Jones vs Stipe
objectively wrong, casuals dont give a fuck about gus

>>77476948
Actually it's irrelevant to the logic of his argument, so it wouldn't make MORE sense, but exactly the same amount. And to be fair, Joe doesn't gas, he just gets sloppily KO'd occasionally.

>>77477760
I think they can sell the history they already have which solidifies him as the absolute best LHW leaving no unfinished business in the division better than randomly going up to HW to fight no-charisma Stipe, the whole hype around 2 belts isn't as potent anymore
As much as casuals don't care about Gus they don't even know who Stipe is

>>77477851
guarantee more people know stipe than gus

and belt > gus

>>77477851
If they don't know Stipe no way in hell they know Gus. Gus wasn't even mentioned here until the DCfags who were cast adrift after 214 latched onto him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U29iDF-uMdg

Fook showtime

>>77477374
Agreed on Rory, he fought a perfect fight and looked dangerous in general. Technique-wise I think he's the actual GOAT.

>>77477865
>>77477880
Well all they have about Stipe is the
>le baddest man on the planet
it's not really about objectivity though it's about how can the UFC promote the fight, and I can see them using footage from the Gus Jones I fight and selling it on how it was close and a rematch is required for his legacy blah blah blah better than he's going up to fight Stipe for the belt and then is going to fight Brock for some reason even though Brock can't hang with the current top 5 HW, they have to do the Brock fight then belt fight in order for the Brock fight which they are banking on to make sense at all

>>77477913
ufc is like the stockmarket, jones value is $1, after he fights he will be worth $2, so he's fight after brock will sell 1mil instead of 750k

thats literally why he wants the fight, not so he can get 1 big payday, but so that all of his fights after brock draw more

>>77477930
many typos

>>77477930
That's how Floyd Mayweather turned himself into a star. His first few PPV fights were small potatoes, but he got huge boosts from fighting De La Hoya, Alvarez, and Pacquiao at the right times. With the right dance partner you can get a permanent uptick in buys.

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Finally finished lads. Cheers.

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New All Access showed that Conor was actually training to be a boxer from the ages of 10 to 17 before he switched over to MMA. That's over 7 years of solid boxing experience where he got the opportunity to master the fundamentals.

/box/cucks on here continue to believe that he's starting from zero or that he is a novice. You are going to be for a massive shock.

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>>77474035
You just know...

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why does cyborg look cute?

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>>77478214
cuz you're a fag

>>77478128
link?

>>77478219
i just fingered that guy a couple times. doesnt make me gay

>>77478219
What emotion is Chuck trying to convey here?

>>77478234
he's facing the pain

>>77478234
Being high on cocaine isn't really an emotion

>>77478222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U29iDF-uMdg

In the All Access, Floyd isn't taking the fight seriously. The motherfucker is going around doing yoga, ice skating, riding his bike through Miami and shopping with his kids while Conor is training ruthlessly, it's clear who wants to win more from this episode.

>>77478246
hm will watch later

thanks

>>77478072
can I get the original not crossed off list senpai? are they in chronological order?

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you just know

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Oh fugg lads

https://youtu.be/U29iDF-uMdg

Floyd's dunfur

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Just came back from a wedding.

>tfw realize how friendless I truly am
>tfw realize nobody will show up to my wedding
>tfw no gf to even think about marrying

It's obvious Mcg plan is to go in and KO him in 4 rounds, probably gonna play out like the nate diaz fight when he fails at that

>>77478265
we /AllAccess/ now

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>>77478270
turn that frown upside down and embrace the darkness

>>77478270
Dedicate your life to heeming everyone more successful than you.