/heem/

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>>77481704
Why goofs are saying that Stiopic is a vacuum of charisma ?

POINT TO THE EASY WORK

>>77481722
He could do a little bit more to promote himself sure, but he's not a charisma vacuum

Who is your most beloved FEMALE fighter? Which one is must watch TV?

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>>77481722
>Implying Stipe is Croatian

are there any other fights on conor floyd ? or just them

>>77481758
http://boxrec.com/show/752960

Not fully set yet

>>77481758
Boxing undercard, I'm pretty sure

>>77481758
kek it's a Boxing card, they're out for money but I don't think they're trying to sell 1 fight for $100

>>77481758
Gervonta Davis is defending his IBF title against some goof and I think Badou Jack is fighting at 175 for the first time

>>77481746
anyone?

>>77481763
oh yeah Shawn Porter too, they're really stacking it

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymq1WdGUcw8

Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>77481797
Who is YOUR favorite female fighter?

>>77481797
Rose Namajunas

>>77481786
kek

Sounds bad but I was honestly expecting worse

anyone able to make 2 webms for me usually I can make them myself but I can't get the size small enough without them being completely messed up

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M43wsiNBwmo

>>77481829
what's your favorite woman fight of 2017?

>>77481829
Sure

>>77481827
oh yeah three name fighters on the undercard is pretty decent going
its no Matthysse vs Garcia like we got on the Canelo undercard but whatever

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Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

>>77481854
What is your favorite 1st round UFC finish of the year?

>>77481832
That video is so awful, whats the point of that cgi dude except for wasting money ?

>>77481837
Bethe Correia vs Holly Holm was a dog fight my man

>>77481841
thank you

https://streamable.com/6wd9l

https://streamable.com/v3nkt

>>77481859
me when I knockoutgame you on sight for your autistic posts

>>77481772
>>77481758
Gervonta Davis is a fucking beast

>>77481859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BynTPyOWIu8

>>77481866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryb8LZHA9_s
Like this one better?

>>77481872
grow up

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>>77481832
Nice cut

>>77481875
WILD BOYS

>>77481875
>>77481883
Who is your least favorite Croatian fighter?

>>77481889
Stipe Derviš if that counts

>>77481889
Fritzie Zivic if boxers count

>>77481889
What's wrong with tall stipe?

>>77481891
The only other Croat fighter I can even think of is Cikatic

>>77481934
"The Croatian Sensation" Pat Miletich, for one

>>77481934
Cikatić is the man!
Mate Parlov is boxing legend here also.

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>>77481855
not if you stay injured you won't

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r8 my bjj coach

>>77481951
Pretty sure Miletich is a >muh heritage guy like Stipe

>>77481971
I'd get her in reverse North south if you know what I mean

>>77481981
Yes, I was being facetious

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>>77481871
Nice filename. Dunno what issue you were having so lemme know is this looks wonky or not

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>>77481981
Croatian diaspora is always nationalistic

>>77481934
Pat Miletich
Branko Cikatic
Mate Parlov
George Chuvalo
Cro Cop
Stipe Miocic
Zeljko Mavrovic
Stipe Drvis
Branko Sobot
+ more I can't remember

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>>77481989
Might as well throw Scary Jerry in there too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V302bxMlpqc

what's the song starting at 3:10?

McGregor got boxed up by Malignaggi.

>people are actually going to pay 100$ to see the shit show

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>>77481871
Can adjust the sizes if needed

>>77481997
>>77482107
That's great thanks

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Why are there no clips of Schaubs stand up anywhere to found online?

>>77482205
You just posted Schaub's standup, my guy.

>>77482224
He for sure spends most of the clip on the ground my guy. 100%

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>>77482064
>our paths will cross again
>if he wins both fights there is nor rivalry so I I don't know

>>77481722
Stipe literally looks like my dad, funny to see him sleeping all these tough looking dudes.

>>77482078
Look at their faces, it's clear to see McGregor won.

>>77482243
Schaub is one of the most subversive standup artists of our time.

>>77482244
>Cormier goes back up to heavyweight and heems his way to the title
>Jon calls him out for a title fight
Does the fight have any hype behind it? Jon is a natty LHW.

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>>77481971
Haha, coach you got me in the triangle again. haha I don't know how this keeps happening. Yeah, I'll tap soon. Just let me try to work my escape haha.

>>77482271
Conor was wearing a face guard

>>77482271
Where do I watch the sparring?

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>13 hours until this period-havin', UTI-sufferin', all around MUNSTER returns to the cage!

https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/893596458267660289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bloodyelbow.com%2F2017%2F8%2F4%2F16100720%2Fbob-sapp-loses-kickboxing-match-pathetic-fashion-france-mma-news

HEEM DIVEY

>>77482421
Who could have possibly predicted this ludicrous display?

>>77482277
>Does the fight have any hype behind it? Jon is a natty LHW.
Jon Vs DC at HW is absolute fucking kino of a fight. Too bad HW starts to get talents of it's own, sharks like Ngannou that actually probably cut down to make HW. And DC is on his way out.

how much till the fights

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>Rashad is fighting tonight

I completely forgot this guy still existed. I thought he was somewhere in a nursing home being spoonfed by nurses and pooping in a diaper.

How did he get cleared to fight?

>>77482565
They just started on Fight Pass

>>77482567
rashad gonna take alvey down and fuck that smile off his face

Where is picksbro?

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YOU GUNNA DEW SUNTHIN ABOUT IT?! WHAT CHA GUNNA DEW? YOU'LL DEW FOOKIN' NUTHIN!!!

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>>77482584
>rashad gonna take alvey down
not in this decade
he'll move around a lot and not do anything

>>77482633
rashad_v_chael.webm

>this decade

you see fight, fight is like stock market

>>77482650
that fight was on the GSP/Hendricks undercard, thats how long ago it was, I don't think it supports your point

>>77482672
how good is alvey's wrestling?

>>77482633
He's gonna be on the floor unconscious, sadly.

>>77482690
I dunno, how good was Dan Kelly's

>>77482698
fair point, I think Rashad realizes he can't stand and trade with all of these guys now.

>>77482454
Dimitri you have no clue what you´re talking about. Ngannou weighed in at 253 against Arlovski. He isn´t cutting any weight.

>>77482575
dont be a cunt just tell me at what time does it start

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>>77481997
>tapping at 0:01
what a cuck

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>>77481722
Reem and Stiopic are my HW boys

>>77482729
https://www.ufc.tv/category/fightpass-live-events

>>77482421
This possibly could be The Guy with weakest chin in fight game

>>77482924
>Sapp
>weak chin

He just takes fights and taps immediately. It's what he does now.

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Post your boys right now

>>77482871
>https://www.ufc.tv/category/fightpass-live-events
danke

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>>77482924
And just in case someone hasn't seen this.

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>>77482988

>>77481971
Truly sad how 75% of children born will be able to look up risque pictures of their mother/grandmother's ass and tits on the internet.

>>77482631
Tbqh Conor is so much bigger, he has a chance just based on this alone.

>>77483035
He's not as big as you think Igor.

>>77483035

Doesn't look that much bigger. He's like an inch or two taller, same with reach.

>>77483035
He's shorter than ODLH.

>>77482718
My argument still stands. Jon is 220 something, 33 lbs of difference and similar reach. HW are some big guys.

Whats /heems/ perfect fighter

Personality:
Stamina:
Chin:
Wrestling:
TDD:
Standup/striking:

>>77483093
Brendan Schaub

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um guys

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Mayweather vs McGregor is more than a match of technical brilliance but that of philosophy. Boxing elitest never bother to study McGregor's approach to fighting and that will be the sport's down fall.

McGregor encompasses an era in which the universal man is king. For those who don't know history, in the High Renaissance, it was considered ideal to know and understand many fields of study in order to approximate the intellectual reach of the creator. A polymath is a genuis because he could see the intricate connections between all fields of study.

McGregor's approach to the game is the same. He doesn't just study striking, but also the entire movement of the human body itself.

A man who studies all disciplines of combat and doesn't limit his scope to just a pugilist's narrow view is the future.

While in a boxing match, you must adhere to boxing rules, the plasticity of mind that a universal FIGHTER has will out reach that of a specialist.

Many people will rail against the sight of McGregor winning the bout and because of their insecure egos, will miss the big picture. Too many assume this is a "meme boxing match" but for those iin the know, it is much greater than that. This has the potential to challenge the very concept of mastery in a discipline, and in a way, change the course in how humans will approach subjects in the future.

>>77483137
Well now we know if DC dresses to the right or the left.

Kind of surprising that he's the tallest guy in the shot, though.

>>77483093
Personality: Krazy Horse
Stamina: Bispong
Chin: Do hoo choi
Wrestling: The Undertaker
TDD: Tibau
Standup/striking: Goldie

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>>77483145
Post slip.

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>>77483145

>>77483186

Sasha looks pretty qt when she doesn't have 2 cocks up her ass and a third one down her throat.

>>77483145
For sure my man I agree 100%

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>>77483231
Don't make her fuck you up, little man.

>>77483145
>entire movement of the human body

Imagine falling for that dead meme

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>>77483145
>posting walls of text on an imageboard

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>>77483313
>my vagina when he tells me he can't read a few simple paragraphs

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>>77483365

If I wanted to read paragraphs I'd be on reddit.

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>>77483255
Better head movement than Rhowdy Rhonda Rhousey desu

>>77483405
CLEEEEEEEENCH

PLEEEEAAAASSEEE CLEEEENCCCHHHHH

>>77483452
sounds like conor-nate 2

every time nate got hit by the hand of god

>CLIIIIIIIIINCHH CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCH

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heeminder

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>less than a month until the boxing memesport is dead

enjoy it while you can, boxingcucks

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>>77483145
i'm so disappopinted in you

>will get to see Grasso get btfo again today
Feels good man

>>77483608
Just put $20 on Grasso, thanks for the tip.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexa_Grasso

Karen Alexa Grasso Montes ??

Which female fighter do you DETEST the most? Be honest.

every australian post your betting slip

>>77483637
Instead of primer apellido (first surname) and segundo apellido (second surname), common in other countries, legally, the following expressions are used: apellido paterno (paternal surname) and apellido materno (maternal surname).

>>77483637
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_customs_of_Hispanic_America

>>77483705
>every australian post your betting slip

I'm not betting this card, but if I was I'd do a treble of Moreno, Grasso, and Alvey.

Speaking of picks, where's picksbro?

>>77483746
i'm going swimming that son of a bitch better be taking picks when i get back

>>77483093
Personality: McGregor
Stamina: Sakuraba
Chin: Nate Diaz
Wrestling: Cormier
TDD: Woodley
Standup/striking: Silva or Jones

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>>77483807
>Chin: Nate Diaz

is tonight's card the worst card ever on paper? usually slept on cards like this provide some spice but i think im skipping this one.

>>77483874
Holohan vs Smolka was worse

this card will def have the worst fight night ratings of all time

why do the ufc do great shows like 214 like 4 times a year then directly after have a bunch of sub par cards. id rather just have less shows and better fights. theyre making certain ppvs way too top heavy

>>77483858
who would you pick

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>>77483893
>then directly after have a bunch of sub par cards.
There's no UFC after this until September.

>>77483912
Arlovski

I quit UFC

bye

>>77483928
see ya

>>77483917
and that card looks trash too

>>77483858
>criticizes a comment
>post a webm proving literally the opposite of what he says
Did you fail to see that shin to the face?

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Pettis or Moreno?

>>77483982
Moreno via sub

>>77483982
Pettis if he can keep it standing, Moreno if he can't.

I'll make the fites

>Gus vs Volkan
>Rumble vs Jones
>Stipe vs Ngannou
>Cain vs Reem
>Khabib vs Tony
>Barboza vs Lee
>Lamas vs Swanson
>Holloway vs Edgar
>Bisping vs Rockhold 3

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>>77484019
Gus should be fighting Jones
Rumble should stay retired until Jones beats Gus
Stipe will fight Lesnar
Ngannou is getting heemed by Cigano
Khabib is retired
Tony should be fighting Lee
Aldo vs Swanson 2

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Pettis vs Moreno
Markos vs Grasso
Jouban vs Price
Bravo vs Bandenay
Alvey vs Evans
Perez vs Soukhamthath

>>77481791
this is garbage.

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>>77484019
>>Gus vs Volkan
>killing off a contender at LHW

Don't make this fight. Gus will wrestlefuck him to a decision and then we don't get to see Volkan knock out Jones.

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>>77484104
Pettis
Markos
Jouban
Bravo
Alvey
Perez

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>>77484104
Moreno
Grasso
Jouban
Bravo
Evans
Perez

Ngannou vs JDS who heems who?

>>77484120
if Gus can wrestlefuck him then Jones definitely will

Volkan would heem Gus ded anyway.

Rashad hasn't won a fight in 4 years and he's even money.

What am I missing? Alvey is decent, definitely on the same level as Dan Kelly.

>>77484149
Ngannou easily

They need to stop having him taked on war torn heavyweights who aren't as good as they used to be. Overeem or Lewis should have been the fight to make

>>77484149
Ngannou swings his hands like a madman with no technique while Junior is the best boxer in the division but has a paper chin. I'm leaning towards Ngannou.

>>77484149
ngannou. jds should retire he's my boy and i hate seeing him after the 2nd cain fight

>>77484170
Rashad was an undefeated champion at one point.

>>77484170
People are giving him the benefit of the doubt that he was once a championship fighter who is now fighting a gatekeeper who will never fight for the belt. Bet the house on Alvey tho.

>>77484152
>if Gus can wrestlefuck him then Jones definitely will

That's why I don't want the fight to happen. Nobody will want to see Volkan get a shot if he gets DECISIONED by Gus.

>>77484170
>Alvey is decent
He's okay. He only beat Kelly because Kelly is an old man with no chin; in pretty much all other respects Kelly is a better fighter. If Alvey doesn't get the knockout I expect him to lose an ugly decision.

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>>77484189
>Ngannou swings his hands like a madman with no technique
woops

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>>77484215
cops are already on their way

>>77484189
>but has a paper chin
Damn that'a heartbreaking to read, wasn't too long ago he was Hunto class.
>>77484202
9001 knee surgeries and 10 years later he's not himself, not even close.

>>77484189
>JDS has a paper chin
Nobody fighting at heavyweight except for Arlovski, Overeem and Schaub have a paper chin. JDS was heemed by Stipe because Stipe hits like a truck.

>>77483035
lol no

>>77483858
This hit is enough to murder a squad of trained military.

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>>77484215
He has great timing, I wouldn't say he uses no technique. He definitely utilizes he power well.

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>>77484223

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>>77482956


Primary boy:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov

Secondary boys:

>David Teymur
>Dominick Cruz
>Robert Whittaker
>Jacare Souza
>Jared Gordon
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Jason Knight
>Joe Duffy

Tertiary boys:

>Islam Makhachev
>Michel Prazeres
>Anthony Smith
>Dominick Reyes
>Colby Covington
>Shane Burgos
>Belal Muhammad
>Justin Ledet
>Jingliang Li
>Drakkar Klose
>Brandon Moreno

Propsective boys:

>Vinc Pichel
>Naoki Inoue
>Gavin Tucker
>Zabit Magomedshapirov

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>>77484320
>multiboying this hard
MODS

>>77482956
Rockhold is my boy, he's a fucking samurai

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>>77482956
Only need 2

>>77484328
kek

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>>77483255
looks good

>>77484377
>wmma

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ANON-CHAN?! W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ARE YOU HERE TO WATCH MY LOSES BAKA!

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>>77484384
Better than female boxing.

>>77481722
what is that breed of dog on his right ? its a type of mastiff but i am unsure which

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>>77484405
Can we get that ref to mma ? He's a proper just bleeder

>>77484405
I should rename that to Holm v Cyborg.

What are the most annoying things fighters regularly say?

>I'd like to thank my lord and savior jesus christ
>It is what it is

>>77484443
>please give me bonus Dana

>>77484405
When was the last time Holly won a fight?

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>>77484468

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>>77484468
Last month ?

>>77484443
>I will impose my will
>Gonna go out there and bang
>I'll fight whoever they put in front of me

>>77484405
>>77484420
>Interviewed by phone on Friday from his home in Las Cruces, Burke declined to comment on his performance in the Holm-Mathis fight.

>“It is what it is,” he said. “There’s been a lot (of reaction) on both sides.”

>But he read this response, which he was about to email to some of his more vociferous critics.

>“There’s only one person I know,” he said, “who has never made a mistake. He’s my mentor and his name is Jesus Christ.

>“May God bless all of you, even those that have written hurtful things toward me and Holly’s corner.”

I've just done a little bit of research and it sounds like the ref was trying to give Holm every chance of winning the fight; there was a blatant knockdown in the previous round that he called a slip so as not to cost Holm a point.

The rematch was apparently a robbery too.

>>77484443
>that guy is a real warrior

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>>77484104
>Moreno
>Markos
>Price
>Bravo
>Alvey
>Perez

>>77482834
For a choke no less. Would've made sense if it were a joint lock

>>77484127
>sexymen_78

Don't dare to boy my boy Yoel, broli>>77484149
.

>>77484511
Holly's boxing pedigree is fake as fuck, 38 fights almost all of them in her home state. How can you call yourself world champion when you only fight in your city ?

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>>77484489
>I'm gonna let my hands go next time
>I hope I fight a freestyle fighter so that I can show off my skills

>>77484245
JDS got slept by Overmeme's jab

>>77484562
overeem knocked out stipe and the canvas woke stipe up

>>77484562
That never happened shut up.

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>>77484104
Moreno
Grasso
Jouban
Bravo
Alvey
Perez

>>77484586
imagine if she didn't shave her legs

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>>77484560
>back against cage man in his natural habitat
>suddenly assaulted by a stinging leaf

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>>77484577
Ok a leaping hook but look how much JDS was going back away from it and still got sleepy

>>77484560
Masvidal would end Woodley for sure

>>77483893
>complaining about stacked cards AND "too many fights"
Dude just shut the fuck up.

>>77484611
I was at this fight, people in the audience were fuming because they thought it was an early stoppage.

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>>77484613
>Masvidal loses to Thompson
>gets title shot anyway because fuck you it's welterweight and there are no contenders left

Not even mad tbqh. Hope it happens on Fox; if I have to watch another fucking PPV with that black piece of shit wasting my time with his bullshit """""""""""fighting style"""""""""" I will murder someone.

>>77484486

Sometimes I still can't believe Bethe is a real person

Which fighters will most likely end up with CTE?

>>77481859
Whittaker v Brunson was less than a year ago ( last Nov)

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>>77484511
>“There’s only one person I know,” he said, “who has never made a mistake.
>He’s my mentor and his name is Jesus Christ.
That son of a bitch he had me going for a second

>>77484650
are brazilians really people though?

>>77484662
Brendan Schaub.

>>77484486
That was such a bad fight it's hilarious that the only action in the fight was captured in that webm
It was FN Singapore and Marc Goddard had to step in before this KO and warned them for timidity, the whole place was booing

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>>77484676
What did you mean by this?

>>77484676
remember he spent more time in the shadow realm than actually fighting so does he count as a """"fighter"""""?

>>77484641

Fuck Woodley

but also fuck Thompson for trying to coast to a win with point scoring and fuck Maia for not having anything else besides takedowns

nigga has a good straight left but it looked exactly like the Silva fight and its lame he learned nothing since then

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>>77484641
settle down killer

>>77484679
That's probably the reason why they had it headline a fight night at 6am American time; nobody's going to watch it to remember how fucking garbage the fight was but the highlight was pretty good.

>>77484697
Why lie like this unless out of pure jealousy

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Snoop BTFO DC

>>77484713

Snoop is an annoying faggot and it actually blows my mind that he is in any way shape or form still relevant.

>>77484405
so this is why holly's speech is off

>>77484708
yeah well it's also Holm vs Correia as a main event, you don't want that at peak American hours
If that kick didn't land I could see that fight being more boring than the Woodley Maia fight, they weren't throwing anything both gameplans were to counterstrike but you can't counter if there aren't any strikes

The Russians put that medieval fighting into a ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvNzQ1fWURE

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Remember how smug DC "fans" were last week mouthing off about USADA and OSP

Oh and live fights from Helsinki starting soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI7EVkYnAvs

>>77484511
>The rematch was apparently a robbery too.
It wasn't

tonight is a manlet card, but it's at a high elevation

>>77484768
it's alright they are still closer to see level than everyone

>>77484724
Forgot link
https://youtu.be/_JnQjmVWQhk

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>>77484104
Moreno by submission
Grasso by decision
Alan Jouban by decision
Bravo by decision
Evans by decision
Perez by decision

>>77482956

Rockhold, Condit, Gadelha.

>>77484768
>mexico city: 7,380 feet elevation
my house is about 13 feet elevation i would gas walking around there

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>>77484803
you clawja?

Lads do you reckon tonight's card is even worth watching? I have a good feeling at least 75% of the fights will end in decisions, and neither Grasso nor Randa are my fightfus. I think I'd rather play Crusader Kings II or go hang out at the park or smth.

Sent from my iPhone

>>77484786
Snoop is 100% right, DC was very classless throughout the entire feud.

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I ain't never chased pussy in my life and I ain't about to start December 30th I won't have to

>>77484810
It's only about 70 degrees there I would have guessed 100

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>>77484816

She's my boy.

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what is this look trying to convey?

>>77484851
imagine roiding that hard and still losing to joanna

i don't think she cried though

>>77484864
I hope I don't get robbed tonight

>>77484881
I've seen her salty and mad but I've never seen her cry. I didn't watch TUF though.

>>77484709
? can you prove that statement?

>>77484881
Joanna is also a roider

>>77484864
How do you miss weight by THREE pounds?

>>77484864
THICC

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>>77484906
bahahah just hearing about this

Markos getting paid either way

>>77484896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkOySerGp_g

more high test than DC and Aldo and Gus

Moreno to repeat how "happy and excited" he is in his winning post-fight interview.

Screenshot this lads. I fucking mean it. Do it now.

>>77484924
>20% of grasso's purse
lol that probably amounts to $2,000

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>>77484901
this

>>77484944
free money

>>77484881

She doesn't cry.

She goes in a roid rage and hatefucks her bf with that monster clit of hers.

>>77484962
she's a lesbian

>>77484962
Get help

Anybody know the Bing Bongs left for the card to start?

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>>77484320
For me it's Cody Garbrandt and Jon Jones

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>>77484970

>>77484970
claudia is gay

>>77485032
She has a boyfriend

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>>77485050

>>77485050
Her boyfriend looks like a girlfriend.

>>77485062
>>77485068
there has never been definitive proof that claudia is gay

Alvey -120
Rashad +100
Really?

>>77485068
Nah

>>77485083
rashad needs to retire this is just sad

>>77485007
pls respond

>>77485110
ufc.com

>>77485110
7 PM your time

>>77485083
Looks about right to me

>>77485127
the fight pass preelims?

>>77485160
https://www.ufc.tv/category/fightpass-live-events

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>>77484104
Moreno
Markos
Jouban
Bandenay
Smile
Perez

>>77481746
Holly Holm

>>77485134
I would have thought Rashad would be a bigger underdog, he is just not the same even though Alvey is a can

>>77485160
yeah the fight pass prelims start 7pm your time

>>77484970
>*gf

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>>77485160
>>77485110
>>77485007
you do this for every card. good meme my friend. keep it up

>>77485188
Alvey is inconsistent but he has KO power, Rashad has a glass chin, if I were to put money on it I'd give it to Rashad but I wouldn't cause it's pretty much a coin toss cause you never know which version of these fighters will show up. Rashad is objectively the better fighter though.

>>77485217
Well i don't wanna miss the fights

>>77485217
Ironic considering he complains about shitposting lol.

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Cyborg's little head

Her little core

Her little legs

>>77485288
She comes from the land of kangaroo meat and you think she's not on the gas?

>>77482956
Jorge Masvidal
Dustin Poirier
Tim Means
Santiago Ponzinibbio (next champ)

>>77485288
her arms are big/long, she has the same reach as schaub lol

>>77485265
How is making sure when the fights start shitposting?

Besides i never complain

>>77485288
"Cyborg" is a womanlet and a reachlet

>>77485328
For sure I think she'd be surprised by how awkward I am my guy

>>77484906
Shes on her peroid probably, bloating plus blood loss means you can't cut weight

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Speaking of Schaub, he's a total queer.

>>77485387
She says that she has a UTI and her period and had to stop cutting early in order for her antibiotics to work.

>>77485407
lol women

>>77485348
She's 5'8" which is tall for a woman

>>77483874
>>77483893
Not even a full card of KOs and submissions can save it?

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>>77485424
manlet detected

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>>77485424
then what does that make megan?

>>77485439
Obviously it could be good, but how it looks after the fact doesn't affect how it'll rate. 206 was fucking bananas and it sold like 150k.

>>77485454
An alien.

>>77485454
5'10 is the cutoff for women, 6'2 for men

M1 Helsinki finally starting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI7EVkYnAvs

>>77485454
She's an anomaly, you don't see a lot of 6'0" chicks walking around unless you're in Holland

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>>77485466
was it ever confirmed that she has a spinal disorder?

I saw this massive bitch yesterday, had to have been 6'8" in tennis shoes

99% sure it wasnt a tranny

>>77485454
lol she lives in missouri

HEEMBEDDED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbGw76AmrUU

HEEMBEDDED

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>>77485506
Was she white?

Based Rockhold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IYqtnSX6o0

>>77485535
yeah, should have mentioned that

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>>77485470
>6'2 for men
Actually 6'3" is the cut-off for men my man, girls are walking around these days in 5 inch heels, so an average sized woman at the height of 5'9" can tower easily over a 6'0" guy so if you're anything under 6'3" you're way below the manlet cut-off

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>>77485535
Hug the mountain. Envelop... that mountain. I want to make love to the mountain.

Bisbing being a champion is an embarrassment to the sport.

as a semi casual who should i be looking out for on this card tonight? looking for quick knockout, good matchup, upcoming prospect etc. whatever looks good

gonna watch it in the morning after it's been on. I've seen moreno fight before so I'll definitely watch that one

>>77485579
If you're going to watch it in the morning why don't you just read the results and watch the good fights.

>>77485007
Fights are over dude Moreno got heemed, Rashad won and called out Machida for a rematch

>>77484786
>>77484820
>''Never hit a man while he's down''
>*hits a man while he's down*

>>77485598
literally all fights are better when you don't know what's going to happen