NYM:Mets officially promote Amed Rosario
SEA:Jean Segura getting the night off Tuesday
MIA:Edison Volquez 'definitely' out for the year
MLW:Brewers recall Keon Broxton from Triple-A
ATL:Matt Adams starting in left field Tuesday
CHC:Rizzo (back) returns to Cubs' lineup Tuesday
ATL:Braves call up Lucas Sims for MLB debut
ATL:Albies playing 2B, batting seventh in debut
PIT:Polanco (hamstring) runs bases Tuesday
BOS:Dustin Pedroia (knee) placed on 10-day DL
BOS:David Price (elbow) plays catch Tuesday
MIN:Twins activate OF Byron Buxton from DL
Last Inning: >>>/pol/135806902
>Waiting for Maikel Franco to rebound
reposting from old thread because i need attention and i hate myself
>a's give up best pitcher in organization a year early for no fucking reason
>get two fuckin corpses and a guy who can't hit a hooker
Hey Oakland Fagletics, what's it like when your hero Billy-Willy-Beanie-Boo gets fucking FLEECED by the CASHGOD?
Amet Rosario
Steak time
First legitimate post for Mike Moustakas
>>77427134
>33 year old "Prospect"
>>77427104
>Matt Adams starting in left field Tuesday
Fucking Matt Stairs reincarnate
>>77427104
>MLW:Brewers recall Keon Broxton from Triple-A
not using "MIL" like a fucking neanderthal
Anyone have a screencap of when Anze got mad for being called the angry DG, because DG is obnoxious and he's not?
>>77427148
Was baseball's biggest mistake made in 1957?
>mest fans vs doyer fans
>>77427158
>Latin Americans have NEVER EVER EVER lied about their age
Rusney Castillo claimed to be 24 before he was found out
>>77427160
>new york teams
mistakes had already been made dude
jays
>>77427180
Says the expansion teamlet
>>77427104
god-tier edition anon
>>77427167
Because we're not buttflustered anytime someone dares to criticize our team.
>>77427186
DEFINITELY better being an expansion team with a 1.000 WS winning percentage than a jew york transplant desu
>>77427169
Fausto Carmona played under a fake name and it was the dumbest most obvious fucking fake name ever. Who gets pregnant, goes through all the pain and struggle, gives birth, looks at their beautiful new baby and names it fucking "Fausto?"
>>77427160
>greatest rivalry in all of sports
The correct decisions were made
>>77427195
i was ridiculing doyers fans, and that was the point
Not gonna lie, former Dodgers fan here. It'll be fucking hilarious watching them crash and burn in the postseason again. But in all seriousness we can't let these guys break the all-time wins record.
>>77427208
>greatest rivalry in all of sports
Sorry, that's Angels-Dodgers. Giants don't matter
>>77427217
>former Dodgers fan
Can't wait to hear what wonderful organization you dropped LA for
>>77427195
That has more to do with the fact that the Mets are a genuinely shitty team right now.
>>77427209
>expecting new york to get the point
Are there really any true baseball towns left (besides the meth capital of the world)?
Are Giants fans so obsessed with the Dodgers that they are falseflagging as Dodger fans to make the Dodgers look bad?
What a bunch of putos.
>>77427217
>former Dodgers fan
BASED
>>77427195
This has more to do with the fact that the Mets actually are a shitty team right now. Kill yourself milquetoast Mestcuck.
>>77427227
>>77427251
Samefag
>>77427160
lol the Giants wouldn't have even relocated if the Dodgers never did
Everything about their team is geared toward the Dodgers. What a bunch of faggots.
Who are the top 5 most falseflagged fanbases in /mlb/?
>>77427259
>not filtering "milquetoast"
>>77427149
>>77427270
Dodgers, Cubs, Giants, Rangers, Rays (expos fans in disguise)
>>77427259
Facts are facts. Deal with it, faggot.
>>77427208
>Not even the greatest rivalry in baseball
>>77427286
Can you keep this tripcode on please? It helps a lot
>>77427225
>>77427244
>People not recognizing pasta
>>77427283
It still hasn't fucking landed yet
Last digit confirms number of WS the Dodgers win in the next 10 years.
>>77427293
Because facts are what milquetoast Mestcucks instantly disregard, and they'll never fucking get past us if they dare tried again. They couldn't even get past Kershaw in 2015 if it weren't for fuckin umpball
We couldn't stop them
>>77427306
CONDITIONS
>>77427160
>4 NY teams instead of 2
No anon, this is the darkest of timelines.
>>77427259
Nope
Daily reminder that the Mets franchise highlight was beating the Dodgers in 2015.
>>77427306
>CIDF
>>77427318
Yeah and the offense was complete and total shit as it was proven throughout that NLDS. The fact that the Cubs were not playing at their fullest potential for the equally shitty team they were in 2015 says a lot. The Dodgers would have wiped the floor with KC's pathetic offense and you know it.
>>77427270
Dodgers, Mets, Cubs, Giants, Rangers
>>77427333
lmao, you don't even know what that term means. It's something only Mestcucks know how to do.
/a/stros!
>>77427328
The Mets were made to specifically replace the Dodgers and Giants, so it would still be 3 NY teams
>>77427352
>CIDF about CIDF
Is this the famous triple falseflag?
>>77427331
Daily reminder that the Mets franchise highlight was winning the WS twice, drafting 3 out of the 5 best pitchers of all time, and drafting the would-be best 3B and pitcher of all time.
>>77427331
Mets franchise highlight was that Seinfeld episode with Keith Hernandez.
Aren't the Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals and Angels bigger rivals to the Dodgers than Giants?
>>77427364
This but unironically
>>77427331
The Mets franchise highlight was being no hit by Sandy Koufax in 1962.
The Mets, Dodgers, and Cubs are by far the most falseflagged teams. Everyone else's falseflagging is completely dwarfed by these 3
>>77427373
I wasn't being ironic
>>77427364
>>77427365
>>77427378
Honestly before 2015 I forgot the NYClippers existed.
>>77427369
I'd say it goes like this.
1. Angels
2. Diamondbacks
3. Cubs
4. Mets
5. Cardinals
San FUCKcisco doesn't count and the Rockies are already crashing and burning.
>This thread
DG off his meds?
>>77427285
>expos fans in disguise
wouldnt you see their leafs?
Daily reminder that the Mets franchise highlight was a grown man crying on the field in the middle of a game.
>>77427373
Jokes because that was my originally post, faggot.
>>77427414
A young man who was raised by the mets organization who thought he was being traded for some shitty OF the mets got rid of years ago because he was shitty who then hit a walk-off home run in his next game.
>>77427414
Chase Utley kicked his ass later that year and it was fucking sweet. Now why did this team get umpballed to submission again?
Los Angeles posters need to be rangebanned from /sp/
Orange County can stay
Im 90% positive this is an autist from /nba/
>>77427436
lmao LA owns the entire country and is the best sports town in the entire country. OC is fucking milquetoast and pathetic with no winners at all.
>>77427431
>Chase Utley kicked his ass later that year
In the playoffs? Did they win the series?
Are there any fans of small market teams here or are you all Doyers bandwagoners now?
>>77427438
Small baller detected.
Who else /GiantsFanRootingForNLWest/ here?
>>77427451
>LA is the best sports town
>not boston
Im 95% positive this is an autist from /nba/
>>77427463
>Doyers bandwagoners
Doesn't exist. We have always been the most dominant fanbase here and on LA /sp/ in general
>>77427472
Lakers own your asses in rings, faggot.
>>77427477
No wonder /sp/ is a shit show
>>77427488
>Lakers own Boston
What
>favorite team starts winning
Welp time to get called a faggot on /sp/ all day.
>>77427497
Nah, we love you here bro. It's the other teams that are faggots. Namely the ones who haven't won anything since 1988 as the filter should come any time sooner.
Remember people thought it was a debate that Bumgarner was better than Kershaw? Good times.
>>77427471
>*crickets chirping*
so how about that baseball
>>77427525
Bumgarner can pitch not just well but incredibly in the playoffs.
lmfao at Kershaw's record.
>not even from the west coast
>not even emotionally invested in the NL West
>just facts
>>77427541
>>77427541
Red Sox vs Indians
I can't wait for Cutch to win his second NL MVP this year, it's gonna be lit
FactsAreFacts=mo'Lester
Who's with me?
you now remember byung-ho park
>>77427544
So well that he got rammed by the Cubs last year and lost an elimination game vs the Nats in 2014? That guy?
Or the guy who closed the 2013 Braves and 2016 Nats
>>77427497
it's just envy, anon. relish it.
Mets lineup next year:
1. Amed Rosario (better than Correa)
2. Michael Conforto (better than Judge)
3. Dominic Smith (basically fat black Kieth Hernandez)
4. Yoenis Cespedes (post-season god and super slugger still in his prime)
5. Shohei Otani (10x MVP by the end of his MLB career)
6. Mike Moustakas (greatest power hitter in the MLB when park adjusted)
7. Niel Walker (best 2B defensively according to UZR and no slouch offensively either)
8. Travis d'Arnaud
Depth includes Flores (best hitter in the game against lefties), T. J. Rivera (excellent pure hitter), Lagares (best defensive player in the game when healthy), Nimmo (great all around player).
P: Noah Syndergaard (the best pitcher of all time)
P: Jacob deGrom (2017 Cy Young winner)
P: Shohei Otani (10x MVP by the end of his MLB career)
P: Matt Harvey (will return to 2013 form and start the all-star game over Kershaw again)
P: Seth Lugo (curviest curve in all of baseball, has serious breakout potential)
We'll still have Matz, Wheeler, Gsellman, and Flexen for depth. Maybe we'll sign Darvish while we're at it.
Is there anyone who can stop us?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ASTROS
>>77427560
the guy who was made the 2014 World Series MVP
>>77427586
A triple falseflag is when a mets fan makes a post pretending to be DG. Thus one here: .>>75327556
.. ..But in that false DG post, the poster makes it seem as if DG is pretending to be a giants fan at an attempt to deflect from the humiliation being endured to somehow make this about DG. A trip which I have not used for 9 months.
It was explained here by me. >>75327901
It's fucking cerebral.
Nuke LA
>>77427600
>Kershaw
Rape the Nats
>Bumgarner
Get fucked by the Nats
>>77427586
Neil Walker is not a good defensive 2B and his offensive skills are average at best with limited power, I know, I watched him in Pittsburgh for years.
>>77427625
Could you seriously not tell that was a trollpost or what
>>77427625
That's why you think he's not good defensively, because he suddenly became good defensively when he came to NY. His offense is consistently 20% above league average
daily reminder
>>77427630
Name one part of the post that is not true so as to indicate trolling.
>>77427586
Ohtani won't be in the bigs until 2019. He's struggling right now so the jump seems unlikely until he finds his groove again.
>>77427630
It's hard to tell what's a trollpost or not since Mets fans actually believe all that to be true.
>>77427642
>>77427651
A triple falseflag is when a mets fan makes a post pretending to be DG. Thus one here: .>>75327556
.. ..But in that false DG post, the poster makes it seem as if DG is pretending to be a giants fan at an attempt to deflect from the humiliation being endured to somehow make this about DG. A trip which I have not used for 9 months.
It was explained here by me. >>75327901
It's fucking cerebral.
How did the Dodgers lose to the 2015 Mets when the Dodgers were the better team?
what will all the dirty greasy beaners do when the doyers choke their way out of the postseason in the nlds?
>>77427679
>conditions I deem fair
"That fucking place should be wiped off the face of the earth"
t. David Bowie
Guess what "place" he was talking about. Hint: it wasn't NY.
WHY DID BOSTON LOSE 4 STRAIGHT TO CLEVELAND DURING THE PLAYOFF LAST YEAR...TITO REVENGE
what happen to the boston cleveland thread
>>77427722
the janitors perhaps took exception to the lascivious character of OP's image.
>Get rid of Santana
>>77427722
>>77427754
>Bombstonfsgs being fags
Based mods
>>77427754
wow...dog shitting on beach lasted 2 weeks go figure
>>77427770
>Bombstonfsgs being fags
do explain
>>77427711
>4 STRAIGHT
It was in the DS, anon
>>77427772
I posed for your consideration; that the actually posting and then Deleted of said images or threads, has itself, becomes a Meme, and that the janitors and perhaps some Mods have become somewhat complicated with "meme- ing"
This is just a general observations and not a statement of any typical opinion of any kind
Thanks you for you time
>>77427781
They are obnoxious faggots anon. Are you new here?
Dodgers @ Barves
>>77427868
>>77427868
>>77427886
>Dodgers
>fans
>>77427893
nice b8
>>77427878
>>77427878
>>77427878
Orioles/Royals
>>77427915
Nice gamethread
Taillon confirmed for having had his pitching testicle removed
>>77428046
> getting rocked by billy hamilton
>Chris "shit the bed" Sale
Knights vs Blue Jays
>>77428133
Scherzer walks off mound after warmups. RIP Nats fans, you had a good run
Yeah, real good job not acquiring any rotation help at the deadline, Chris. Thanks a fucking lot
>>77428186
>they held onto Robles to do nothing with their team
>shitzler
HAHAHA losedians imploding
>>77428248
Quit whining faggot. What's your team so I can call you out for the shittiness that your team is.
>>77428186
Stupid shitty NL rules
>>77428271
Indians. Our GM said we'd be active at the trade deadline.
>we'll be super active at the trade deadline
>acquires Joe Smith
>>77428274
cubes trianglechests
>>77427104
/mlb/
While I approve of the Bagwell, this thread is not a general and someone needs to make a new one.
Lurk moar before you post, faggot.
>>77428284
What's wrong with Joe Smith?
>>77428315
He's ONE player and a relief pitcher. Don't get me wrong, he's good, but our fucking rotation needed help more than our bullpen. And one player isn't fucking active
>>77427636
Jeff Bagwell played for the Astros?
>>77427589
what the fuck were they thinking? lel we'll get a shit starter and slot him in the bullpen and wrap it up? does houston not have a trigger to pull? I thought they were still loaded with decent prospects
mariners vs rangers
>>77428388
>>77428388
>>77428388
INCOMING FRESH OC
*BEEP*
*BEEP*
MAKE WAY... FRESH OC INCOMING
>>77428446
>Maybe if I stick a yaks hat on him, everyone will ignore the fact that I was just looking up cuck porn
kek
>>77428359
who did you want? darvshit or gray? cause no one else is guarantee enough to be worth prospects, and even the two I mentioned barely had a market going for them because of the hang-ups.
you should be glad you traded for Smith, one of the filthiest relievers in baseball and someone who played 5 years for Cleveland in the past, instead of going """"all out"""" for a """""""starter"""""""" like the asstros
Eh? You've never seen a pair of prospects before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just a Dominican shortstop and overweight first baseman, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Metboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: their batting averages are super high right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
AlAl
>>77428493
Show me your Tebow, senpai
>>77428493
:^)
>>77428186
>>77428256
>>77428275
Nats announced that Scherzer had a stiff neck before the game, tried to pitch through it, but was pulled after the first inning for precautionary reasons. Not believed to be serious.
>after he hit a 3 run jack
>>77428493
>I-I bet you want to squeeze them too
>NL "strategy"
>>77428485
You can't play the bullpen every day and a bullpen means fuck all if your starters refuse to give you quality outings
mest-rockies
>>77428694
>>77428694
>>77428694
>>77428446
You just looked up cuck porn for that. Hold this L.
So the Dodgers have the best odds to win it all
Apologize
>>77428811
I wont until Kershaw has a ring and DG overdoses on cocaine from the excitement
Rays at /a/stros
>>77428837
>>77428837
>>77428837
Damn...Aaron Judge plays like THAT??
>>77428679
between tomlin, bauer and merritt your team has starter depth out the ass. sure tomlin's injured right now but he won't be out for too long. there were no starters available that would've made a major improvement on your rotation that already includes klubot, 2 solid 3.5 ERA dudes, and a strikeout machine. you don't have to get three pieces at the deadline to be a contender
>>77428782
tfw having second thoughts about that chop
>Source: #Marlins' Edinson Volquez needs Tommy John surgery. Issue is not simply left knee. Under contract for $13M next season.
>>77428896
lmao
We killed the mantis
>>77428972
How many legitimate losses do the Royals have now?
Im calling it. The Orioles are this years '69 miracle mets
>>77427302
>2
I can see this
>>77429002
>comparing the worst pitching staff in baseball to a team that had Nolan Ryan and Tom Seaver
Suicide yourself my man
>>77429015
Who needs a pitching staff when you have magic? Also Gasman has been top notch since the break and the rest are servicable
>>77429048
>Who needs a pitching staff
The Orioles do. Badly.
>>77429015
>comparing the worst pitching staff in baseball
When did the Orioles pick up James Shields?
>>77429107
Sorry, worst pitching staff actually trying to win games
>walgreens bullpen
>>77429059
>>77429127
more like
>dusty bullpen management
>>77429147
Alright bud.
>>77429149
more like
>walgreens bullpen
can we at least all agree that tim kurkjian rules
>>77429179
shut the fuck up faggot. I'll never agree with anyone on this website.
>>77428876
Tomlin has been getting better but who knows? Especially with him getting hurt. And Bauer hasn't shown up at all. He had a really good start but Clevinger had a good stretch and has fallen apart. Carrasco was having a great season and he's starting to fall apart
>>77429241
still better off than the vast majority of teams desu. it's about whether you can get the right deal, if they coulda had gray for peanuts I'm sure they would have, but his price too high for how much even he would've made an improvement to your rotation/team, it's far from impossible that he breaks down too
>Scherzer's first home run
>Lester's first home run
John Lester hit a hr. Time to panic
Smoak 31 home runs
Miller and Shaw blowing another game
how can people still defend them ??
>>77429662
How many legitimate home runs though
>>77429663
>another
https://twitter.com/Indians/status/892556373657088001
Tori Hunter take notes
>>77429728
Obsessed.
is gregor related to omar infante?
What'ya /drinking/, /sp/??
>>77429830
red bull & vape
>>77429853
Fag. Want to know how I know you're a Giants fan?
>>77429830
shouldn't be good, but it's so fucking good
based Joe Smith, the hot item at the deadline, needs 5 pitches for a 1-2-3 inning. showing those bums how it's done
SF Giants vs OAK Athletics (AL #2 of 2)
10:05 PM ET | 7:05 PM PT
>>77429854
>>77429854
>>77429854
>>77429830
>>77429860
I hate the Jints though.
>>77429830
I just had some raspberry chamomile tea
>>77429884
That does sound guilty pleasure
>>77428865
Was winning the hr derby worth ruining his swing
>>77429884
>>77429884
>>77429884
can You really tastes the effervescence?? gimme a rundown, what tastes and smells are we having?
>>77429916
neat!! =3
is it time for bed already?
>>77429884
>girl drink
>>77429925
>girl
Everything checks out
>>77429925
it's about as homosexual as i've been in public, ordering "a bubbles" with no regard for anyone's judgment
>>77429959
it's almost like that flavored sprite? remember that crap? just add 6% alcohol and take away the wretched aftertaste
>>77429830
Diet Coke
>>77429964
this is when you know you are an Adult -_-
>>77429988
sounds alright.. I won't give you any downboats for drinking "bitches brews"
I'd have to tag my self on there, cause that's kiddie beer, and we we're all teenagers once
>>77430028
>absolute madam
I'm going to the "candy shop" tomorrow to buy a bunch on edibles and a half of "top dollar"
I was thinking Cirrus, but I'd rather get an Indica hybrids; I'm easier to handle when I'm less Giggly @<(:^)
is Atluve better than Trout?
>>77430173
'no'
>>77430173
absolutely
>>77429830
water :^(
>kershaw missing a month or two
>scherzer's career over with spinal problems
Is it time for a makeup cy young for greinke?
Aaron Judge is batting under .300
Discuss.
>>77430173
The main argument is Trout plays a more premium position. If we are just talking hitting it's a different story
>>77430260
I stopped paying attention, has he hit a home run since the ASG?
>>77430287
>The main argument is Trout plays a more premium position
He does not.
>>77430260
The league has figured him out. It's not surprising. He may adjust, but I doubt it.
>>77430260
Justin Smoak has a higher batting average than that lmao
my girlfriend wants me to sniff her ass, wat do?
heres a baseball picture so it's on topic
Stankees lose again!
>>77430361
do you not do buttstuff? what are you, boring?
how many more until jays elimination day?
My personal ballpark is 100' down right
700' down left and a literal mile to center. The right field has a huge wall (100 feet tall) with only a two ball width gap right down the line and it goes all the way to right center
>>77430397
>>77430397
>>77430397
Phillies Angels
>>77430311
>the league figured him out
>"I haven't watched any of the games"
His chase rate has risen during this slump, and he's swinging at pitches he would lay off in the first half. He's just in a slump right now. You'd think he was sent down to the minor leagues the way /mlb/ is fan faring over it.
>aaron judge finished
>gary sanchez never even started
>sold their entire >muh farm >muh prospects for mediocre pitching
Well so much for the Baby Bombers™
>>77430399
>personal
Why? You can sell that to an AL East team for some big bucks
>>77430383
i thought butt stuff was just anal
>the city of bombston
>>77430460
I meant if I could build one that could be mine
>Kimblew it again
>Red Sox become the White Sox for an inning
>75-31
>>77430473
there's a whole realm, my northern friend
a hole realm
we can't stop the Dodgers bros
>>77430260
His OBP is still .420+. Nobody's pitching to him.
>>77430552
like what
>>77430583
>judge with 420 obp
>bellinger with 69 rbis
the future of baseball is a bunch of gronks
>>77430502
and they get disappointed again too lol
>>77430586
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_eroticism
your gf sounds like a keeper t.b.h., i've only been lucky enough to date two women who were into it
>>77430598
wew what a time to be a live
>>77430647
a live what?
>>77430615
you dated women who wanted you to sniff their buttholes?
Rangerbros:
Darvish gets the start on Friday vs deGrom at Citi Field. What should we expect?
if you want to watch televised rape, go put on the Cubs game right now
15-3 in the bottom of the 6th
>>77430696
A lot of bullshit
>>77430662
sure, man. roll with that
kek
KEK
K-E-K
Thanks Cleveland
>Injuns
LOSEDIANS FIND A WAY TO BLOW A GAME THRICE
What a shit show
>the city of Cleveland, Andrew Miller, and Cody Allen
Good thing we didn't go get Britton
no windians
>LOSEDIANS
The Red Sox and Indians are absolute shitshows of teams, and the fact that they're both probably going to the postseason is just sickening.
Hey Cleveland, you were suppose to do /mlb/ a favor and beat Boston, not give them hope.
Damn it, can't anyone prevent those assholes from winning the World Series?
fuck the fucking indians
Kek.
KC is relieved because they can't win against a team with no starting pitchers
How come Boston gets all the memes? Why can't someone meme them to death?
Ajaja nice baseball team there losedians, no wonder nobody comes to see them
>>77430826
>5 minutes after losing
>already damage control
>>77430798
Its not your fault, Angelos is a faggot and wouldnt have gibbed unless you gave us the most shining uninjured prospect
for your consideration
>>77430829
>Only competition in their division plays .300 baseball for over a month
>They are only half a game up in the standings
Boston will be a shitshow in the postseason
>>77430830
>nobody
They've sold out weekend home games the last like 2 months. Friday and Saturday are sold out already. It's fucking work, I keep telling you
>>77430826
Don't male us part of your damage control tantrum hunnybunny
>red sox win
>>77430844
Fuck cleveland.
I just think it's funny that Kansas Shitty isn't laughing now. Or maybe appropriate is the right word
>>77430849
They better not win the World Series, fuck Boston
Why couldn't anyone in the city of Boston pitch a ball today?
Losedians eternally embarrassed by teams with bigger dicks, lol.
>>77430862
They would have to go on some kind of run to win the World Series. The fact that the Yankees are even remotely close to them should be a cause for concern. The Indians are a shitshow too, but Boston is worse.
>>77430869
>bigger dicks
Indians hit 2 over the Monster
God bless the Red Sox organization. I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby, built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk. What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral way to go, waaay to gooo! Good thinking!
Now when I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the fucking corporate jerk offs, on the phone, not even watching the fucking game waving to the camera. Good, good decision front office you fucking morons!
We use to go to the ball park and say, "that's where Mickey Mantle homered", "That's where Roger Maris tripled", "That's where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob". But you can't do that anymore! Now you go to this fucking place "ahh that's where Teixeira pulled his left nostril!".
Good for the Red Sox, good for them! I'd like to see the Red Sox and the Cubs! There I said it, I don't give a fuck! Call me whatever the fuck you want, call me an uncle Tim I don't give a fuck because I say what most Yankee fans are thinking
>>77430879
But they beat Houston earlier
>>77430879
>The fact that the Yankees are even remotely close to them should be a cause for concern
You say that like the Yankees haven't sold the farm for a playoff push this year
>>77430861
>get a hot cleveland steamer in public
>b-but kansas city
You're obsessed and it makes me horny
>red sox in first place
Um, loss column?
>7 runs on Sale
>Kimbrel blown save
>Still manage to lose the game
The local municipality of Cleveland
>>77430888
When regular season records count towards the postseason, feel free to email me. The Red Sox had the season series won against the Indians last season too. How'd that workout for them?
>>77430898
They didn't
>LOSEDIANS
Reminder that the Indians struck out moreland and he still got on base
>>77430898
They didn't, and Sonny Gray hasn't even pitched a game for the Yankees yet.
They also played .300 baseball for 6 weeks, while the Red Sox were supposed to run away with the division.
>>77430918
Kek this damage control
Alright, that's the third bean. Mariners are intentionally fucking doing this.
>>77430939
I ain't even an Indians fan. I just find Boston's fanfare cute, even though this season has been an absolute shitshow for them.
>>77430930
Reminder that Gomes jogged to the ball because it wasn't apparent that he was struck out and Moreland had an advantage
The rusted out corrugated steel lean-to of Leaveland ahahahaha
>>77430932
>They also played .300 baseball for 6 weeks
The red sox have done the same since the all star break
>trading all your prospects for rentals isn't trading the farm
lmao @ u
HE SWUNG AND JOGGED TO FIRST
>>77430966
>The red sox have done the same since the all star break
>The All-Star break has been 6 weeks
wew
>trading all of your prospects for rentals isn't trading the farm
They traded two prospects in the top 100, and the only one who's a rental was Frazier, who wasn't even the headliner in that deal.
>this season will end one day
Jesus, no wonder their attendance is at the bottom. I wouldn't want to catch depression fom watching them mismanage that talent, either.
Fuck Boston, I'm going over to /nba/, at least we took care of them there
>>77429147
Don't post Stefan incorrectly, you faggot
>>77431023
Same here Indiansbro. I can't stand watching my Indians lose like this. I'm way more of a Bron fan anyway, I just started watching this sport because people said the team was good. Now that they suck, I can focus on my true love again. LeBron.
Why does Alex Claudio pitch so weird?
>>77431071
because he's a >rag
>>77431083
>failing greentext in 2k17
>>77431102
>Implying you need to greentext >rags for it to have the same meaning
>>77431102
Are you retarded or what
>>77431062
Nice falseflag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWdcPPhV4wQ
not enough Dodger love and respect happening at the moment
we won again fags
WHERE MY DODGER BROS AT?!?!?!
>>77430902
GOING-OUT-OF-BUSINESS SALE
BUY 1 RUN, GET 6 FREE
SALE SALE SALE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2YW-E2XF3A
>Chapman goes on a violent rampage, and then acts like he was only pretending to be retarded
Haha, just like that domestic violence case, r-right?
>>77431174
This is a person's life. Not a game
Is Eduardo Nunez part middle eastern?
Daniel Descalso showing off his babby arm on the mound.
>>77430902
Miller pitched like a fucking gump tonight.
>losedians
Was Sale finally exposed tonight?
DeShields almost had that
>>77431186
He seems to have quite a bit of sandnigger in his blood. Ask him to yell "allah akhbar" and maybe we can come to a conclusion.
Longo cycle
>>77431302
The ball is juiced.
What did Charlie Blackmon mean by this?
>>77431262
still probably going to win the cy young unless Kluber or Vargas are flawless and Sale does that 4 more times.
I just want to post this again
>>77431349
True.
>>77430115
>>77430115
DUDE WEED LMAO
>6 cycles this year alone
>Faggots will still try to argue that hitting for the cycle is harder than pitching a no-hitter
>>77430115
do they really put the THC content there so retards can buy weed with the highest power level?
>Brewers finally win a game
>go to see how Cubs did and if we made any games up
>Cubs win by a dozen runs
well I guess it's really over isn't it? It was fun, no one expected us to be anywhere near .500 in August and here we are 5 games above it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9qwRpfF2i8
Ok, they've taken this whole baby bomber thing way too far now
>>77431383
you should see shops in colorado. they go into fucking chemist-level detail, it's insane. charts, graphs, comparisons, ridiculous strain names...it's wild seeing all of that in a place that would net you several felonies just a state away
>>77431380
it's such a pointless "achievement"/"milestone".
No doubt a hitter who hits for the cycle is having a great game but it's only more noteworthy for it being an oddity. A guy who goes 2 for 5 in a game with 2 home runs could very well and probably will drive in more runs than the guy who hits for the cycle.
Clearly the no hitter should be held in higher esteem.
>>77431413
I see that here, it's been around for years and years for anyone with a med license
>>77431431
well excuse me, Captain Cool
sorry for trying to engage in some conversation
>>77431383
Most people going to a dispensary don't know the difference
I always check the strain on the Leafly, though
between the website banter and the reviews, You can usually find a good fit for what you're looking for, sativas or indica or jeneesha or whatever
>>77431406
I hate the Yankees but even I think that baby is adorable.
fuck yourself
>>77431428
Hitting for the cycle is part skill (any 4-hit game takes skill) and part luck.
It should be compared to an immaculate inning.
>>77431428
>No-hitter
>meaning anything
No-hitter's are entirely relied upon the defense. They don't mean shit. Pitchers don't even have to be good to throw one.
>>77431467
>No-hitter's are entirely relied upon the defense.
Take my (You), you've earned it
>>77430955
Thats why you always hustle you dumb fuck
>>77431441
our best baseball player ever arguably is trapped in your dumpster fire, you have a lot of sorrys to make friendo
It's happening, bros
>>77427104
>Fiers suck day
Why.
Can't wait until Springer and Correa return. I swear we have double stranded men on base than usual with that void.
>mike montgomery gets a save in a 16-4 game because he pitched 3 innings
Dyson with one of the best throws of the year and the M's have won four in a row! A good week so far.
>>77431477
it was his hubris that demanded that contract. it was responsible for the tension with phillips, which was responsible for the FO going soft on cueto, which was responsible for nearly every bad decision made on Joe Nuxhall way for the past couple of years
dude lives in a multi-million dollar mansion in my neighborhood and wrecked the franchise. i'm not sorry about shit
>>77431454
that's my point, the THC content is irrelevant in top tier strains because they're all >15% and everyone regularly smoking that kind of weed has a tolerance in the stratosphere, it's all about CBD ratios, indica/sativa proportion and taste
>losedians
>>77431488
>Dyson with one of the best throws of the year
it was nice but lets not get carried away here
>>77431498
I just ask the dude at the counter "What's good for pain or insomnia or anxiety.." and it's usually good advice
got some Purple Punch the other week
>weweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweweew
nice stuff
>>77431405
if it makes you feel any better the Dodgers will be winning it all this year, not the scrubs
>>77431461
It shouldn't because an immaculate inning is objectively the most dominant and optimal pitching outcome.
Let's compare the outcomes of a hitter that goes 4 for 4 with two home runs and two doubles and a different player that hits for the cyle. Suppose there are no other baserunners at the time of any of this hypothetical hitter's at bats. Which one drove in more runs?
>>77431493
well what do you expect him to live in? and you don't land a contract by being arrogant, you land it by being valuable and by your employer being in need
>"I absolutely love playing here," Votto said during Redsfest on Friday. "When all this trade stuff gets going, it's natural for a player to have that thought process and what would you consider? I just absolutely love playing here. I really like where I live. I like my team and my job. I like the location of the ballpark and the fans and the clubhouse and the uniform and the number on my back -- all the littlest things that people take for granted are very comfortable to me and something I look forward to. I don't think of myself as anything other than a Cincinnati Red. It's one of the really cool things about having a no-trade clause. I'm one of the rare players who has that. I get to stay a Cincinnati Red.
I was only semi-joking, I admire the dude a lot and hope he wins it someday with cinci. what's the matter, you're only paying him like 25 mil a year to be the King of Walks
>>77431555
oh, i love his production, it just doesn't fit with a small market like ours. he's incredibly intelligent, you have to take every quote of his with a grain of salt
>>77431546
I just wanted to be in the playoffs, I knew we wouldn't have a shot, but winning the NL Central the year after the Cubes finally win the World Series would have been hilarious
>>77431573
seems like a bit of a character, yo go peer into his basement windows and see if he has some epic sex dungeon going on
MARINERS!
>>77431578
not like the cubs have won it yet
fucking Jose Quintana
I just want Cubs fans to be upset...
>>77431584
t. lifelong Astros fan
>>77431580
eh, i've heard rumors. i've met a few ex-reds but they're less than enthusiastic about shoveling dirt on former teammates (except chapman)
>>77431588
What'd they say about Chapmeme?
>>77431588
he doesn't have a wife or gf afaik, man I want to take a trip down to Votto's secret world
>>77431597
mostly that he's a gigantic piece of unrepentant shit, and that it's a miracle it took so long for domestic problems to come to light publicly
>Joey Votto will have wasted his career playing for the reds and probably the blue jays
any other current greats wasting their careers
no trolls please
>>77431606
just trout & harper
Could Votto's greedy mouth and ass handle all of /mlb/ in one night?
>>77431606
Mike Fish
>>77431602
He probably eats healthy breakfasts, trains rigorously, and stays focused on the game during the regular season.
When you cum it makes you weaker and less focused and not able to hit baseballs as well. Women are succubi who consume energy and resources, every succesful male knows this.
>>77431620
>Women
Who said anything about women
>>77431617
definitely this
although the Angels probably have the payroll to make something maybe happen in the somewhat foreseeable future and Trout is still young and prime af.
>>77431606
unless the Mariners make the playoffs in the next two seasons, Felix Hernandez
even though he has sort of fallen off, you can't deny that it is a massive crime that prime Felix didn't get to pitch in the postseason.
>>77431620
so jeter's secret power was turning ejaculations into shitty defense instead of shitty production?
>>77431639
I'd feel upset about this if he didn't look and act like such a fat, spic manchild on the field. He simply doesn't have a postseason demeanor.
>>77431650
>m-muh straight laced baseball players
boring
what should I get?
>Chapman successfully defected from Cuba while in Rotterdam, Netherlands where the Cuban national team was participating in the World Port Tournament on July 1, 2009; Chapman walked out the front door of the team hotel and entered into an automobile driven by an acquaintance.
Madman
>>77431606
Jose Fernandez
>>77429830
Guinness
>>77431668
don't buy anything
just sit there and eat peanuts until closing time.
>>77431668 bacon cheese large fully dressed add jalapeños, Cajun fries if you're really starving, otherwise grab some peanuts and top off with a coke
>>77431675
WOW SO FUJCING EDGY JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Please kill yourself. I'm tired of you cunts trying to be funny on here.
>>77431675
lol nice 1
>>77431668
double cheese, mushrooms, a1, lettuce, tomato, and bacon
>>77431606
Trout and Harper, so far.
Harper at least has contended, and will contend this season.
>>77431647
>>77431668
aw shit, and i forgot mayo
>>77431662
No I like gritty guys who leave it all on the field. I even sort of respect guys like Bruce Hooper and Jose Bautista who are complete assholes. Although that's not to say there's anything wrong with "boring straight laced" guys like Orel Hershiser or Derek Jeter.
Felix Hernandez's whole shindig, the King's Court at Safeco yelling "K!", his slow pace, his lack of postseason credentials, his tacky jewelry and lame tattoos, his nonchalance, the whole thing just stinks of unjustified arrogance. The other Mariners (Cruz, Cano, even Ben Gamel) have style and character but Felix Hernandez acts more like some fat, autistic kid who is good at Street Fighter than a baseball player.
For me, its Doublz.
>>77430115
No -_-
get the Cirrus, and thank me l8r
>>77431668
Bacon burger with lettuce, pickles, grilled onions, jalapenos, and extra A1.
Large cajun fries and lots of ketchup for them.
Take some peanuts with you. Drink of your choice, but no fruity shit.
>>77431672
Kek. I still admire his time with the Cubs (except for Game 7). Seeing 103 MPH fastballs all the time is surreal.
>>77431675
He said current, not expired.
>RIP Jose
400 for Vin
>Keuchel upset they didn't make any moves
>>77431668
fuck the methinals
>>77431778
>Meanwhile Keuchel's neck made too many moves
>>77431778
me irl
>>77431728
OH HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL NAH
I'm getting a half of Yoda OG, and that is final
AND thank fuck there are early game sone tomorrow
I hate waiting for baeball to start
>>77431725
>unironically hating the King
Wtf is wrong with you, if anyone in baseball deserves a run in the post season it's Felix.
The man is a fucking legend, show him some respect you little faggot.
>>77431805
>deserves
lmfao
>>77431805
Thank you Kiwibro, come out for a game here some time.
>>77431811
>conditions I deem fair
>>77431833
I don't think you know what those words, or any word, means
...
>>77431805
stop pretending to be savvy and get your own national pastime you fuck
>>77431846
>order small fry
>they definitely dump a quantity of fries surpassing the "small" size into the bag
>>77431846
m8 do i see more than one burg in that bag
>>77431841
>only players that I like deserve to be in the playoffs
>>77431846
>not cajun
The fuck outta here.
>>77431868
you put fucking steak sauce on burgers kys
who puts steak sauce on anything? kys
>>77431863
No one DESERVES to be in the playoffs you fucking child.
>>77427169
Didn't Beltre lie about his age when he was still with the Dodgers?
>>77431868
>eating all the Potato, numnumnumnumnumnumnumnunmnumum
You know what I saw this morning? new at Taco Bell, the Potato-rito
just... a shitload of fries wrapped in Mexican food stuffs and presumably some sort of sauce and stuff that gently in a tortilla like a greasy basketball
you fucking Irish and Idaho dirt people make me sick the Potato exists :^)
>>77431885
Now you're just moving the goalposts. Of course no one deserves it, it's just a euphemism that fans use whenever someone hasn't tasted something for so long.
>Mitch Moreland struck out with 2 outs and the Red Sox trailing the Indians 10-9 in the 9th inning. He then scored the deciding run on Christian Vázquez's walk-off home run. The last time a player scored the deciding run in a walk-off win after reaching base on a 2-out strikeout earlier in the inning was Billy Kraus of the Senators on June 1, 1961.
>>77431914
>losedians
>>77427217
Dodger fan here. I won't be surprised at all if they completely blow their chance at making it to the World Series. They might not even make it to the NLCS. Even though a lot of us talk shit for some stupid reason, the idea of failing in the postseason isn't some foreign concept that always takes people by surprise.
Speaking of that, am I the only Doyer fan here who doesn't think the LADs are definitely going to make it to the WS let alone win it?
>>77431922
Scrapper is that you?
>>77431922
>am I the only Doyer fan here
Honestly, probably. You and a dozen false flags.
>Philthies
>Poo holes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[etc]
>>77427414
So what? I'm a big supporter of Utley-style baseball but there's nothing wrong with showing emotion in a situation like that. He was almost sent away from the organization, city, and fans that he loves and he hit a dinger right after he found out he'd stay. Seems like a pretty special moment to me.
:thinking:
https://www.thegoodphight.com/2017/8/1/16075542/phillies-must-rescind-pete-rose-wall-of-fame-induction
(((David S. Cohen)))
>>77431482
Indeed
>>77431948
he'll be fine
>>77431884
Who the fuck reserves a sauce for one type of fucking food? How autistic is that?
>I WILL ONLY EVER USE THIS SAUCE FOR STEAK.... AND NOTHING MORE!!!!!!111!11!1
A1 is fucking delicious and I eat that shit by the spoonful. Go fuck yourself.
>>77431967
autism: the post
>>77431928
Do you think I'm a false flag?
>>77431926
I don't know who that is.
At least you didn't call me DG
>>77431960
>>77431988
One of the few Dodgers fans who actually isn't a dumbass spic.
>>77431989
NOOOO!
I love seeing the Phillieawoo every day in these threads. You can't leave me now!
>>77432001
>I love seeing the Phillieawoo every day in these threads
Lol u gay nigga
>>77432005
Sorry...
>>77431998
The new Mr. Redlegs
>>77432016
>open Google
>search images for "guy banana suit obviously not wearing pants"
millions upon millions
>>77432026
>>77432026
>>77431967
I don't put steak sauce on anything because steak sauce sucks.
If a steak is good you taste the steak not the $2 bottled high fructose/sucrose/meme spice concoction. Only if the steak is bad would I do that but I'm not some filthy poorfag who eats bad steaks.
I would say "kill yourself" but I suppose you're actively doing that since high blood pressure seems to be on the top of your to do list.
>>77432032
I AM A
>>77432036
You seem nice
You should go out more
>the absolute city of Philly
>>77432031
and you might ask, Can he find more than two people in banana costume sans
?????????
Jesus, this isn't some kind of fetish, is it??
sort of tired of seeing PUNISHED PUJOLS in the Angels dugout.
nice home run tonight and props to his excellent career but seriously DFA this spic he's not a major leaguer anymore.
>>77432083
paid for to much for him
THANKGOD no one will ever do that again
nuke southern california minus san diego
PHILLIES LOSE
>>77432100
is ok ;_;
>realizing I now know more about banana costumery than I ever want to
who make a good eye bleach?
>Lester records his first career homerun AND 2000k in the same game.
Is this the game that destroys the DBacks?
>this thread
What the fuck is this
I'm 90% sure all of the banana posts are from an autistic faggot from /nba/
Give me the quick rundown on the banana costume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axkik-8oFTs
KRIS BRYANT BTFO
>>77432156
What?
>oh.. sorry...
"we" won but we need to tank
>>77432162
I'm 95% positive the banana posts are from an autistic faggot from /nba/
>>77432165
haha he got so 'pranked!' as they say
kris bryant's a faggot daddy's boy
>>77428378
He never played for anyone else.
The most beta posters always have to do this floorgazing limp-wristed milquetoast "we" or >we when talking about their team. MMR does it, those faggy Mariners trips do it, and now eternal bait-takers the Giants are doing it.
Just say we did it, faggot, who cares jesus
>s-s-sorry I included myself
Not a total of two nuts between any of you
>Actual baseball
>>77432214
in MY a.l. west?
Can't wait until this general is entirely Dodgers posting. We're actually making /mlb/ greater again unlike the milquetoast discussion that has dominated the past few years.
>>77432179
jints can't even tank successfully
>>77432214
And then there's THIS milquetoast faggot
>>77432211
Wow, >you sound really mad right now. >We can only pray for your autism at this point.
>>77432224
>go Dodgers
>barely any mention of Astros
>both battling for best record in baseball
Eventually Houston will be larger than LA, because your city is bordered by an ocean and mountains, and Houston can keep expanding until it reaches Louisiana.
>>77432214
You're a boring piece of shit, much like your """team""" sure to be swept in the World Series. Hope you realize that
>>77432228
I see you've already helped yourself to some milk with your toast
>>77432230
lmao your team did fucking nothing at the deadline. You're toast come playoffs. Maybe win the AL, but a lock to get swept by us.
>>77432228
Not mad, just stating facts, but keep trying to paint me as something I'm not and using self-reflections of yourself onto others who are far more alpha than you will ever be.
>>77432228
Can't handle a real man?
>>77432237
>best record in baseball
>make no moves at the deadline
If it's not broke, don't fix it.
>Now we got some new tripfag to try and do his half-assed pissboi/kiss'Lester impression
NEW in a few more snarky shitposts
>>77432246
>>77432246
>>77432246
>>77432246
>>77432237
>>77432245
Nice impersonations there newfag. Do your Boy George impression and suck some dick queer.
>>77432231
Fag.
>>77432259
>Boy George reference in 2017
I have to say I'm impressed.
>some newfag just learned the word "milquetoast"
Is this the late summer meme?
NEW and GTFO
>>77432246
>>77432246
>>77432246
>>77432285
>>77432237
well it sure as fuck isn't the banana thing, I can tell you that..
>early
How's your team doing, anon?
>>77432300
>>77432296
> toast > banana
Respectfully disagree.
>>77432211
you sound like a humongous faggot
>>77432225
The Misfits are terrible
>>77432245