Diamondbacks
Patrick Corbin (L)
1. David Peralta (L) LF
2. A.J. Pollock (R) CF
3. Adam Rosales (R) SS
4. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B
5. J.D. Martinez (R) RF
6. Brandon Drury (R) 3B
7. Daniel Descalso (L) 2B
8. Jeff Mathis (R) C
9. Patrick Corbin (L) P
Cubs
Jon Lester (L)
1. Ben Zobrist (S) RF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Willson Contreras (R) C
5. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF
6. Addison Russell (R) SS
7. Javier Baez (R) 2B
8. Ian Happ (S) LF
9. Jon Lester (L) P
Fuck you theo, didnt get yu, gray or verlander...all you had to do was trade rizzo
>>77428312
None of those pitchers are even that good
>aug 1st
>schwarber still on team
what did they mean by this?
Nice start
>no 1st inning runs
>almora
Where was this team in the first half?
Since the break the cubes look like last years team again.
There are too many ethnic supporters of the Cubs these days
I wosh they'd stick to their containment zone on the southside
>>77428538
We looked really sick after the break last year too.
And we became a super team after Bryant's walkoff 2 years ago.
5ks
50pitches
2ip
>bullpen is gonna get some work tonight
maybe we'll get to see justin wilson's cub debut
from potential 4-2 to 0-3
Based Happ.
>>77428842
>potential
>>77428538
You're facing our worst pitcher. Don't get too excited. Our best bat (lamb) is out too.
LMAO WOW
>>77428886
You're facing one of our pitchers.
There's also Quintana, Arrieta and Hendricks
>today is not Lackey Day
>>77428538
All part of Uncle Joe's keikaku.
[cubbing intensifies]
Goddamn it I was sure the start to this half was a fluke for the Cubs but I think I am very wrong
>Scherzer meme'd himself
>Kershit meme'd himself
GIBE BACK2BACK NAOW
LMAOOOO
we back
DINGERS
D I N G E R
I
N
G
E
R
Truly sad
Last year is here
>sneks
I hope that anon who spams Rizzo trade proposals cries in his sleep tonight.
D I N G D O N G E R
>bullpen dance party
>>77429032
I always assumed he was just trolling, there's no way that niggas serious
dingers
>>77429032
That guy made me so mad!!!
>>77429042
Of course it's bait, but it's the lowest quality of bait possible
just ordered me some lou malnatis. what are you guys eating tonight?
>>77429084
blowout expired beer from local liqqah store
>>77429084
qc pizza
all day ipa
>>77429130
food is for fags
>>77429084
Some Italian chicken with asparagus and diced potatoes
>>77429084
Some fish sticks and rice with remoulade sauce.
>>77429084
>>77429130
>>77429150
>>77429084
>Ate a bagel and cheesecake before leaving work
>Not hungry now
It's for the best, all I have to eat in this house is canned tuna, cans of beans, and salad dressing.
>>77429084
Little Debbie's, because I'm too depressed to cook anything or to go out and get something.
...W-we're back aren't we lads?
>74 through 3
>>77429256
What the fuck anon, have some dignity.
>>77429268
9 outs
7ks
this is like that Rodon start the other day - except without all the earned runs
>>77429298
>Not eating Little Debbie snack cakes for dinner
Do you even live my lad?
Broors 3
Cards 2
top5
>not sure how to feel
>>77429315
Yeah, I'm not a fat fuck.
>>77429298
It's hard when you're even considering Oatmeal Creme Pies as a meal just to keep from crying famalam.
The Cusb are basically the only thing that keeps me going at this point. I won't spill my life story or anything because I don't want to look like a needy prick
>>77429207
>>77429361
could be a who's fan anon
could always be worse
>>77429380
This is true :^)
>>77429361
Start reading, start lifting, stop watching porn.
LMAOOO LESTER DINGER
based lester
didnt think id see the day
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
LESTER FINALLY DID IT
WAIT, that his FIRST DINGER EVER?
LESTER WHAT
Dingers in every fucking inning.
2 for 2 with 2rbi & 2 runs scored
Holy shit it actually happened!!!!! LESTER!
>Lester hitting a dinger
>>77429407
I already lift, been doing it since high school football, years after I quit, and I always read. My problems don't really involve social ineptitude
too bad lester is on pace for 250 pitches
1999ks
>>77429545
I'd say it was worth it
>>77429545
nah my nigga lester going for the cycle
>2000ks
>1st dinger
>2,00th
Kek
2K and a dinger
Based Lester
>>77429726
and a meme is born
>>77429726
Thank god I live in the midwest so I can see this shit live, topfuckingkek
based
will
son
>pollock
more like bollocks lmao
2,00 hours in paint
BAH
BAH
B A H
Justin Wilson looks Cusb material lads
w-welcome back, anon
Give Jon the quality start Uncle Joey
>>77429879
no chance he gets thru 6 for the qs
unlikely he gets thru the 5th for a potential [ W ] at this point
sorry jon
>>77429903
you did this
what would be the problem with leaving lester out there until the 6th with this night with this lead?
FIRED CRAZY JOE MADDON NOA
>>77429960
its about the team
lester was at 102 pitches, had faced 3 batters in the 5th and hadnt recorded an out
>>77429960
he would have thrown 150+ pitches
>>77429903
Ik but he deserved it after tonight :(
>>77429960
Because he was about to blow it?
>>77429996
Probably around 2,00
>>77430001
nothing is deserved
you gotta earn that shit
...joe either over manage or under manage the inconsistency drive me maddon
>>77430004
seven run lead look at this guy bada boom bada bing
nice work by Rondon
>at least he didnt implode
remove Lester replace him with rondon why cause rondon is best pitcher
joe took the energy out of the room...
>>77430049
Except he couldn't throw strikes there. If he's in they snag an extra 3 runs at least desu
>>77430120
and now its 8-5 against a currently lackluster AZ offense
i'm not gonna give you a you...go fuck yourself. seven run lead so fukken what
a W for lester is trivial, but there was no reason to think he couldnt hold this lead to top off his most memorable night
>>77430171
Ha ha yeah bro who cares about securing Ws
inb4 lester demands a trade
>>77430171
it was a 6 run lead
with men on 2nd & 3rd and 0 out
fukken rondon pitch like shit for over 2 month and you rather deny lester HIS W
>>77430235
worst case scenario was an 8-5 lead. CHC bullpen has been impressive lately.
>>77430194
>but there was no reason to think he couldnt hold this lead to top off his most memorable night
This nigger gets it...fuck the rest of you faggots
>>77430262
I would never trust Rondon with even a 5 run lead desu.
>>77430296
stop disagreeing with me swedefriend
swedenigger shut the fuck up and go watch your wife get fuck by ahmed...lester would've held them to just the one run
you lame faggots are getting on my nerves
>Cubs fans are pissed off because of the method in which they are winning
what timeline is this
>>77430338
>>77430338
Yeah bro for sure, he was just playing 4d chess
>>77430380
its just some lifelongs
>>77430392
the cubs might lose the division due to the 5th inning on 8-1-17
do not reply to this man
schwarbz with teh wheels
Zobased
>snek defense
>errorzona
>sneks
...everyone knew Arizona young pitchers and bullpen were playing over their head. I cant wait until the rockies fall from grace as well
Is this the reason why the doyes have that pctg?
>>77430605
sneks were 10-17 in july?
>trending downwards
RIP bat
Addison is the most dangerous nigger on the north side. Fuck me somebody gonna die
Russell needs more pine tar.
Feels like it was quite some time since Russell threw his bat into the stands.
HOO BOY
theres no mercy rule or someshit?
BOOM
Someone put theae d-backs out of their misery, holy shit.
go sneks :(
I've just turned in, is the def the main issue tonight or what? We have a bunch of people on DL (Ray, Owings, Ahmed, Tomas, etc) but that shouldn't affect the defense much right?
still stand to reason why did joe panic
blasting arizona with radiation like the brain of mccain
>still three more innings of humiliation to go
fuck
>>77430708
nah - the defense has been bad, bad enough to lose a close game
but your pitching has been horrific
>>77430689
Their punishment must be more severe.
schwarbz on base for the 2nd time this inning
>>77430730
who's been pitching?
>inb4 they bring on Rodney
I think they need to call Randy Johnson out retirement
If KB homers, i'm gonna go take a shower
dat boston cleveland game
>diamondbacks have a better record than the cubs
>>77430809
That 9th inning was crazy.
>the city of arizona
>>77430838
>implying the cubes aren't the hottest team in beisbol
>>77430851
The dodgers are playing better st the moment but they will do what they always do
Mercy from KB not turning the D's into total mindbroken sluts from another homer. What a guy.
>>77430858
>playoffs Kershaw
cubes dont have to think about the doyers until the nlcs - assuming they both make it that far
Do I hear a squeaky prepubescent teenager shouting about playoffs
>>77430890
yu
wood
hill
kershaw
jensen
over in 5 games
Cubes official for deepest bullpen?
How has old >le throw really hard man been doing with the Yanks of late?
>>77430913
dodgers lose the nlds sweetie
>>77430920
Chapman is still blaming the Cubs for having a shitty year, shitty life, and shitty wife.
>>77430913
...for the cubes
>>77430913
Cmon, I would give the Dodgers at least six before bowing out. They have been so good this season after all.
>stretch
theo please trade rizzo for some starters and bullpen help
LMAO
>>77430938
and he got a world series ring, so he can go fuck himself.
At the old... ball... Gaaaaame!!!
>Let's go Cubbies, but we really don't need any more runs!
>>77430935
>>77430942
>>77430944
i given you one win, you cusb fans are the worst
Any of you gents ever sneeze so hard you pull your taint? Like really pull the fucking muscle hard? The pain is unbelievable
2 dingers
This is horrific. Holy shit.
>>77430967
I know you're just looking for (You)s, and I don't want to give you one, but this is a forced meme and shitty bait. Please get rectal cancer
>>77430983
Didn't Sosa do that?
>>77431009
>that feel when you have weird polyps in your anus and painful shits
Dude don't say that shit, I don't wanna die
>>77430982
>playoff kershit
Doyers fan pls go
Ha, len and JD getting drunk in the booth 16-3.
>>77431041
I mean is there any other time as good as this one? I'm sure Zambrano is probably fucking plastered
>>77431041
>Breadman for Saadomizer
I still can't believe this happened
>>77431041
How you know this?
>>77431086
gotta dust off the old memes
Let's bring out the d-squad for Cubs pitching. I want everyone to get practice today.
>>77431086
fuck the hawks, giving away a future haller
>>77431118
calm down Putin poster
ANyone else think it's kind of weird they have spanish Cubs and Blackhawks broadcasts?
>>77431141
>Cubs
No
>Blackhawks
Yes
>>77431141
How else will Baez have any fucking clue what is going on?
Where's lalafag? I got this sign at the game for him. Only had 3 home run balls fly near me.
>>77431141
>mexicans love furpuck
>>77431167
in chicago, sort of for obvious reasons.
>>77431167
Kangz games must be a brownout good lord
Whom is watching the spanish broadcast? Spanish is a second language in USA anyway so might as well brush up
>>77431241
Switching in between only because Zambrano is calling it on Spanish CSN. Can speak it but not fluent
>>77431241
they need to hire some japanese dudes to cover every cubs game. i would watch the fuck out of that
>>77431265
fukodome guest announcing
>>77431272
>Not munenori
Get someone with a eris ring.
As come on Monty. I want to go to bed.
[₩]
[ W ]
Go cubes
wait why doesnt Lester get the W?
[W]
>>77431265
Why are you so obsessed with Japan?
[ W ]
14 of 17 since the break
>>77431400
he was pulled in the 5th
>>77431410
little yellow man ist funny
no bully [W]