Heem

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>>77425923
Use this next time moron

Luke Thomas BTFO

https://streamable.com/vxa53
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https://streamable.com/vxa53

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>>77425945

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Do you think your favorite female fighter ever had sopa de macaco? E uma delicia

>>77425964
I want to taste her sopa

>>77425964
>>77425964
loser

>>77425945
>Plz clap

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>>77425951
first Jon Jones verbally heems Thomas, now Bisping, who's next?

if I didn't value the intricacies of my beautiful 150IQ brain I would have fought in the UFC and be a triple champion at MW, LHW and HW

>>77425983
Why did Jon hate him in the first place and why is he a cuck too?

I mith Goldie :,(

>>77426011
I think it's because he talked about Jon's coke and hookers issues

Think about this, Werdum is the lightest heavyweight in history.

If there was a 225 division he's be unbeatable.

I don't know why he doesn't go down to light heavyweight.

Either way he's definitely pound for pound top 3 of all time. He's basically a light heavyweight who's fought the best heavyweights and won most of the time.

Also a great memer.

>>77426003
You absolutely wouldn't you eejit

>>77426086
>Werdum is the lightest heavyweight in history

Stopped reading there

>>77426086
>Werdum is the lightest heavyweight in history.

Funny way to spell Fortuna.

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*sniffle*

>>77426105
>>77426120
Out of the top 10 obviously.

>>77426142
Obviously not

>>77426166
You need to go back.

>>77426089
REALISTICALLY, who could stop me?

>6'6" without a grain of fat anywhere except my dick
>90 inch reach, can rest my head on Jones' oversized forehead without him being able to touch me
>PhD in physics from MIT so I know the optimal angles at which to clatter heads off the canvas
>best speaker since Adolf Hitler, able to take on the entire US army single-handedly and convince them to drop their weapons and give me the keys to their mums chastisy belts through nothing but oratory skill
>can down a coast redwood with a single kick
>could choke out an anaconda
>guillituines so strong they'd cause another french revolution

>>77426086
What about King Mo? 225 would be his division

>>77426190
King mo sucks

>>77426176
>REALISTICALLY, who could stop me?
mighty mouse desu

>>77426190
Literally who

>>77426135

>Bullied his whole life
>Becomes Olympian
>Starts MMA goes on a tear
>Becomes LHW Chapion
>Loses to coke head by head kick
>Gets bullied

life is a circle huh?

>>77426204
LeaveMightyMouseToMe.jpg

>>77426176
I've got some awkward angles my man it might surprise you

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Tfw Fedor will end up getting heem'd by fat redneck Roy Nelson

So tired of faggots saying "fun fights" "fun to watch" "fun fighter" "fun matchup"

>>77426176
You sounds like a typical big stiff Dutch lanklet with 0 ring IQ that folds the second youre put under pressure

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RIP my girl Cindy. At least now I don't have to watch manborg smash you

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>>77426339
This fighter had fun once. It was awful.

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>>77426342
>they'll never team up to give you a double titfuck

>>77426176
Nobody is going to believe me but I was actually on my way to becoming a UFC champion.

My parents signed me up to Judo when I was 8 and was winning under 12 tournaments after just a few months.

At 10 I started Taekwondo and was winning national tournaments when I was just a green belt.

In college I had switched to weightlifting and won many local meets. I'm naturally very strong and explosive.

By the time I was 21 I was getting scouted at local cage fighting clubs after several amateur first round wins, after which I started incorporating wrestling and grappling into my arsenal.

I was ready for my first professional Cage Rage fight and then...

...on one fateful day I was walking home carrying some shopping bags full of food, and a few guys walking home from the pub walk into me and one of the bags break so I'm like wtf guys, and as I go down to try to stop the food from rolling away, someone kicks me in the face and I wake up in hospital with a broken cheek bone, rib, jaw, and a fractured skull.

Obviously too dangerous for me to fight now since any hard strike to those injured areas could do some serious damage.

>>77426384
>someone kicks me in the face

me

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/1/16066230/if-it-happens-jon-jones-vs-brock-lesnar-is-unlikely-until-next-summer

>>77426408
He will either fight Gustuffson or oezdemir. (However it's spelled)

>>77426415
oez would be extremely fucking easy whereas gus would give him another good fight

thats why hell fight oez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nE3XHh57s

Miesha Tits showing off some ass movement.

>>77426430

Meisha seems like a freak, all her post fight parties were at strip clubs

I wonder if she'll do porn after shes done being an "ambassador for the sport"

>>77426369
I love these darker girls

>>77426190
Does he even still fight?

>>77426455
That is a proud WHITE fighter from North America, Czech-bro.

>>77426384
I know this might sound like poor bait but I once got in a tussle with a professional UFC fighter at a night club.

He kept eyeing one of my female friends and I told him to back off since she's not here to hook up. He said that I can't speak for her and that I should move aside.

Needless to say, I wasn't aware that he was a pro mma fighter, hence I resorted to physical violence immediately. A swift elbow to the temple and I had him falling down like a log.

His friends immediately jumped me but luckily I came off as the victim and the bouncers threw them all out of the club.

>>77426473
Not a fan of todays guest

>>77426473

Rogan thinks DMT transports you to another dimention, what do you think

>>77426474
Who was the fighter?

And yeah sucker punches can happen to anyone. A regular joe could sucker punch the best fighter in the world it's got nothing to do with skill.

>>77426474

>He kept eyeing one of my female friends and I told him to back off since she's not here to hook up

White knight beta cuck as fuck lad

>>77426495
I feel like his brain is firing on half a cylinder

>>77425940
Zzzzzz

>>77426473
rogaine likes to pretend

>>77426474
>Bulgorillian social interactions

>>77426496
but is it true that dmt can make every cell in your body change after just 6 years instead of 10 because of the pineal gland

>>77426506
I know this guy, he's a typical black comedian. Interpret that as you will but this guy does't bring shit to the table.

japanese bug fights were honestly my first and best experience with MMA

>interspecies warfare
>absolutely brutal moves
>no refs to fuck it up
>no roids to fuck it up
>no rules to fuck it up
>fight to the DEATH, none of that tko bullshit
>no gay ass BJJ

>>77426473
Mandella effect

>>77426541
>>>/b/

>>77426473

LOL, I can't find the video on youtube, what the fuck

>>77426554
why don't you make like a tree and leaf the thread

>>77426430
hhhhnnngggg

>>77426570
Oh i'm sorry i meant

>reddit

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Anybody else still bummed that Gabi didn't fight? We could have had some top memes

>>77426565
Because it doesn't exist has never existed.

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>>77426581
there is still not a torrent of Sundays rizin

>>77426575
Why do you want me to peruse the most popular website in Canada? Is it because every Canadian owns shares of reddit?

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7/11 your neighborhood store

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>>77426470
I stand corrected.

>comparing real life politics to house of cards and game of thrones, like what is happening today is so outrageous

And that's the true sign of uneducated ignorance. If you need garbage television shows like GoT or shit like harry Potter to educate you about politics, your opinion isn't worth watching. Fuck this episode.

>>77426601
>bee
>ladybug

the absolute state of polish entomology

>>77426623
kek

>>77426605
Kek

>>77426599
nah because your faggy "lol my first experience with mma was watching bug fights on youtube" post belongs on reddit.

my first experience watching MMA was renting tapes from blockbuster in 1997.

>>77426633
okie grandpa, you can stop rambling

>>77426611
what are you talking about leaf?

>>77426611
the fook are you on about, lad?

>>77426647
lol ok kiddo, i bet your first experience with a girl was listening to some asmr bullshit on youtube and jacking off lmao

kids these days are stupid

>>77426648
>77426648
>>77426653
Rogan is going off on Trump once again because the guest he has on is a loon.

>>77426643
p4p most overrated female in the world

look up her topless pictures on the beach, she's rocking the kate upton fridge physique

>>77426664
at least im not old and over the hill like you

>>77426695
She's got the Urijah Faber chin booty as well. Her playboy pics were decent though, I remember the hype for Brittney Palmer's playbot shoot and everyone was so let down by her frankenstein tits.

>>77426695
I didn't waste my best years watching bug fights on youtube and jerking off to asmr LOL

>>77426643
literally who

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>>77425945
>You will never have a dad that loves and supports you

>>77426709
at least I can still remember my best years you senile discombobulated prick

now shut up or I will call your caretakers

who will be #1000 on joe rogan podcast?

dave chapelle right?

Would ve bj unironicly get killed if bj vs lamas card wasnt cancaled

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I can understand why casuals don't like Tyron, but what I can't understand is why they like GSP.

Is it just nostalgia? "Oh, Georges St-Pierre, I've heard that name before, like eight years ago. He must be good!"

>>77426750
Trump

>>77426731
careful, I'll tell your mom about your sicko porn collection

>>77426766
my mum won't talk to dirty old pervs like you

>>77426727
/heem/ loves you my man

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>>77426709
Don't talk shit about bugfights

>>77426757
It's just the fucking leafs. If you can get whole nation behind you its easy to snowball it into global popularity.

>>77426757
>decisions are automatically bad fights

I guess Cub-Choi was garbage.

Hey, just asking because I've only ever watched weekends: is there a stream for the Tuesday Night Nobody Fights? I checked /r/mmastreams but didn't see anything.

>>77426786
I know, my name isn't Mohamed

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>>77426757
that is the ugliest fucking record i've ever seen

>>77426757
He fought a lot of guys that were tough to stop and carried some of his opponents for various reasons

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>TMZ recently spoke with Luke Rockhold, who revealed he wouldn’t date female fighters because they’re “too tough” for him. He also hinted that he’s currently dating a Victoria’s Secret model, which he prefers, but wouldn’t say which one.
>When asked about female fighters, he said: “I appreciate what the girls do. It’s sexy at times even. It’s just not my style.”

>>77426811
youve clearly never watched gsp if you think those fights might have been good

>>77426826
I know it isn't, Pajeet Chin

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>>77426794
That story didn't end how I thought it was going to end

>>77426833
Is Luke Rockhold the Driver of MMA?

>>77426824
Wait, shit, just reloaded and they put a thread up. My fault.

>>77426833
he was my boy before he got Bisping't like a little puss puss. Shame. You became too cocky luke.

>>77426811

They're not, but the VAST majorty of GSP's fights that went to decision were lay and pray wrestlefucking. Boring point jewery.

>>77426842
Alright I'm done now. Sorry.

If Woodley loses is he getting cut?

>>77426858
only a leaf would apologise for bantering someone

>>77426836
>>77426852
They were literally all better fights than the absolute fucking stinkers that Woodley's been involved with for his last three.

>>77426867
He'll get cut if he doesn't want to take a massive paycut, yes.

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>>77426851
>giving up on your boy
come on bud, you've got to believe

>>77426871
To be fair I probably hurt his feelings pretty bad

>>77426852
I don't know why people are excited to see GSP return

hey leaf

you still there, pussy?

>>77426867
They'll feed him a string of horrible matchups to try and get him BTFO and then cut him

>>77426884
because theyre all 189ers and have never seen him

>>77426892
Hey buddy, how are you doing?

>>77426879
This is like watching the JDS-Hunt finish. It doesn't even look like it touched.

>Le Brock Vs Jones
I'm actually legit mad about this. Second Gus fight is the one to make, not this meme shit from WWE.

>Based Shane Carwin xD

I was in the TUF Condo and either Pat Berry or my wife went # 2 and that toilet became a brown gyser. Dana told us where the plunger was but refused to call a plumber.

Pat swears he does not poop in public. I can't get it out of my mind. Of course they left it to the guy that works for the water district to fic it.

It could have been the poop bandit.

Edit We did it Reddit. The Egg caved to Tyrone. We won't get the thanks we deserve.

if i was DC i would have just spat on jones got him real mad and used his anger to my advantage

you dont even get a point deduction for spitting

>>77426919
Conor has set the precedent for le money fights.

>>77426912
Nah this one's better imo, I agree on the JDS-Hunt though I don't know why they keep replaying that, to me it seemed like Hunt basically saw the attempt at a kick and took it as an opportunity to collapse out of exhaustion

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>>77426879
My eternal boy is Perry tho, he became my boy after I saw him almost kill a nigger in Manchester with my own eyes.

Mike Tyson on Norm MacDonald,

Must watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMfn9ETOy_Y

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2 years ago today Ronda Rousey earned her final professional victory.

Dude my secretary lmao

>>77426877
sometimes you see a matchup and you know its gonna be GOAT. gsp vs woodley is just guaranteed boos

>>77426919
dana cant make shekels from gus outjabbing jones to a descision then losing the belt next fight. he can make shekels from jones brock

>>77426933
>>77407737

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>>77426932
I like you Czechbro, we both have boys alike

you now remember paddy pimblett

>>77426919
>not wanting to see /ourguy/ beat the shit out of that albino gorilla

>>77426933
>must watch
>I don't watch
Deal with it kiddo

>>77426927
His ones are fun at least and he was always just an entertainer, no ambitions to be the GOAT status
But with Jon it's just a waste win OR lose

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>p-please tune in to Dana White's T-tuesday Night Contender Series to see my next t-title defense

>>77426927

Not really. Conor's fights especially with Diaz were the only ones that made money last year. I don't think people realize that the UFC operates in the red, and when you paid 4 billion dollars to buy the UFC you're gonna put on as many money fights as you can because otherwise you're gonna go bankrupt.

>>77426952
STILL
MY
*vomits blood*

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>>77426966

>>77426966
is woodley the biggest anti-draw champ in the business? he cant even main event in a title fight

What happened to Paddy Holouhan

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GADOOOSH

>>77426975
I think that honor goes to MM

How has joining heem.com improved your life?

>>77426984
You have to go back to /asp/

So... am I the only one who despises both Tyrone "The Boring One" and "Count Duckula" Bitchping and wouldn't mind either having to hand their belts over to GSP?

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>>77426967
>Conor's fights especially with Diaz were the only ones that made money last year.

Already forgetting /our girl/?

And 200 sold over a million, IIRC.

>>77426984
I can now heem every in my neighborhood

>>77426981
Blood Disease

Still commentates on cage warrior cards sometimes

>>77426984

It's empowered me with statistical knowledge to smugly btfo casuals

>>77426984
i wouldnt have listened to fighter and the kid without them

first time was just ironically thinking id laugh at it, but its fucking awesome. thank you based /heeem/

>>77426996
I'm heem born and bred my man 100%

>>77426938
>gsp vs woodley is just guaranteed boos

It'd be Rory-Woodley 2.0, and I can see that being hell of fun.

>>77426975
Even early prelims don't get "BORING" yells
Now granted not many people come to see yearly prelims, but still I haven't heard that one in a while

>>77427008
More like faggot born and inbred

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>>77426984
I can finally bid on that Kolesnikov I've had my eye on

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UFC just signed Janay Harding as a featherweight with more signings coming soon. I guess they are building the divison

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Was Bunghole Smeg a good fighter?

How would Smeg do against Jon in a heavyweight bout?

>>77427020
Oh man that's a beast and I for sure see your point but I disagree 100%

Report walls of text ya goofs

>>77427023
her belly button is literally in the middle of her torso

why is it so high up

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>>77427023
since cyborg is so busted i think theyre gonna sign ultra cutie featherweights to make up for it

Holy shit I'm so fucking tired of Conor's bit

Can the end of the month just come so he can just go away?

>>77426997
It's kinda natural for a fite fan to despise Floyd-like point fighters and paper champs so yeah

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since you came to an anonymous Islamic State sympathizers website I'm assuming that you, like myself up until a week ago, didn't know this website existed. I've been spending much more time there than here the past few days and at this point I don't think I'm ever coming back. The level of content and quality discussion is just head and shoulders above this cesspool.

This is NOT an open invitation to anyone. If you want to unironically call people 'niggers' and 'faggots' please stay here. For anyone with a serious passion for MMA you should definitley check it out

>tfw I could ko every here

>>77427048
>tfw got banned on sherdog years ago for defending bj penn

thank god a mod has never stepped foot in /heem/ and lived to tell the tale

>>77427048
>visiting an mma sight that is banned from all ufc events

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>>77427023
>Janay Harding
>weighed in at 141, 135, 135, 135, 135
>3-2, 1-2 in her last three
>featherweight
>being signed at all

for fuck's sake

For sure you're my dude and I 100% agree with you but I disagree on that

>>77427069
100% agreed my man and if you disagree just take two baths and lose my number

>>77427068
she also lost to amateur megan. UFC has to sign somebody tho. if its gonna be a can it might as well be a hot can

>>77427068

if Cyborg retired tomorrow would the division go away?

Does she really have the fanbase for the UFC to be bending over backwards for her?

Reminder that based Shob poster memed his virtual friend into being a boxing analyst

>>77427094
WME are clueless

https : // discord gg /q3QpRq

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when did you first know Cynthia was the girl for you?

why are black women so shit at mma. every fight video online i see is of black women, but every womens champ is white or hue

ufc signed kimbo so maybe theyll sign sharkiesha and fix this shit

>>77427107
>why are black women so shit at mma
You can't pull a bitch's weave off in an MMA fight

>>77427107
queens don't fight.

>>77427107
black women have the highest rate of college graduation of any gender and race combination in america so i guess they have better things to do

>>77427105
When I saw her being passed around TAM like a bong. I knew then that she was the girl who would cuck me just how I like it.

>>77427094
Hell if I know. They fucking hate Cyborg and I'm pretty sure she only got a title shot to keep her away from Coker.

>>77427125
is there actually a rule against that? would you get docked a point for pulling a bitches weave off? i thought hair pulling was legal

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Anyone else sad SUCC memes died.

I'd love a Matt Hamill rematch with Jon Jones.

Hamill could start the trash talk claiming he's the only person who ever beat him and deserves the belt.

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>>77427140
it was the best meme we had

i also liked 3 steaks when hendricks was good too

atleast we still have this guy

>>77427152
he's 40 and Jon would end up seriously hurting him

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Someone needs to add DC to this

>>77427168
"if he beats me, I win"

- Mat Hamill

>>77427107

There are some incredible black female Boxers

Honestly WMMA in general is terrible but hopefully as it gets more mainstream we will see some more Joannas

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For sure Schlob was a golden gloves champ 100% my dude

>>77427159
Still my meme

>>77427152
>>77427152
>le deaf man
>talking trash
Bretty epic

>>77427196
>based img_poster has converted to the ways of Sklub

>>77427196
Oh i agree, Blubert Schubert had elite hands

>>77427207
There's nothing based about that obese low-income loser

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>>77427221
>low-income

>>77427196
>golden gloves champ
For sure my dude, everyone knows Brandon Swab would have made the Olympic team if it wasn't for a shoulder injury

>>77427221
Nothing except his rational way of thinking, no.

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>>77427230
You're a poorfag indeed, you probably take the bus too

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>Seems the war between Tyron Woodley and Dana White has cooled off ... with the UFC president telling TMZ Sports they finally talked things out after blasting each other in the media.

>It all started after UFC 214 -- White ripped Tyron's performance against Demian Maia. Woodley fired back demanding a public apology from White or else he would "start leaking some sh*t that people don't want to be out in the wind."

>We reached out to White to see where things stand and he told us, "Woodley and I talked and he said he was just pissed and upset and didn't mean it."

>We also spoke with Tyron who says, "We good. So, water under the bridge ... at least for now.

>>77427159
our memes are like curses

we meme a guy and then his career crashes

>>77427239
Why you making attacks on me? All I'm saying is if you think Schaub is low-income you must be loaded.

>>77427242
Seeing you post my guy Mirko makes me sick

>>77427255
Learn to sambo

>>77427159
I was a shit wrestler

but no matter how long the events went on and how bad I got beat my Dad would always be there cheering and videotaping them

We would watch the tapes later and go over what I did wrong and some suggestions for next time

When I won he would jump up and down and cheer that was his boy and he knew I could do it

He died four years ago but seeing Weidman's Dad reminds me of him and wrestling tournaments

I miss him

>>77427262
>Ywn see prime Mirko HEEM Jon with a head kick
J U S T

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>>77427262
mirko is a bum my guy Schaub exposed that goof and KO'd him miserably like he deserved

>>77427262
OFFICIAL HEEM SCHAUB FILTER

FILENAME
/IMG_[0-9999]/i

COMMENT
/schaub/i

MD5 Filter
https://pastebin.com/GyAbdjPr

>All Americans posters

I just want comfy threads every now and again without these obese sharting up the place

>>77427271
Sleep tight dadder.

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>>77427262
What's the problem my man?

>>77427284
Thank you based exterminator

>>77427249
mike perry,.sage, schaub aswell. fuck youre right

>>77427284
>/IMG_[0-9999]/i
what a pathetic filter loool so easy to bypass this with one simple trick lmaoooo imagine being this pathetic ahahha

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>>77427284
Is there a list for your spam as well?

>>77427297
Lose some weight

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>>77427288
>implying it's not already comfy

>>77427294
Perry just starched a top 15 welterweight, his career is only ascending.

>>77427129
(source)

>>77427288
its pretty easy to filter and hide stubs m8

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>>77427280
>>77427291

THE DISRESPECT!!

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>>77427310

>>77427319
Don't reply to docksperg

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>>77427284

>>77427310
>>77427319
yeah mirko is so good thats why he barely won 2 fights in the ufc and is back to fighting chinks in fixed fights

>>77427297
then why dont you do it? :^)

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>>77427330

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>almost 1m follow schaub on twitter and hang from his every word

>/heem/ acts like there are just 1 or 2 schaubposters

join the team or be left behind

Anyone have schaubblaze.webm?

>>77427349
That's illegal content. Nobody post it or else...

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>>77427140
Wait wat ? Succ was a pro DC meme ? I always thought that ita about him being pussy who can succ Jones' cocc, which is exactly what happened over the weekend metaphorically

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>>77427349
Schlob taking drugs such as weed caused his son smeg to get down syndrome

>>77427348
I'm not saying that Schaub paid an internet company to follow his account with nine hundred and ninety thousand bot accounts, I'm just saying that you need to look into it.

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>>77427362
You think I'm going to just let you succ my presidential cock, Jon?

>>77427362
it was about him sucking jones cocc but in a dominant rapey fashion. he was gonna take what he wanted, the title belt and jones ass

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Whats this guys name again?

DWTNCS in an hour who is ready for some Snoop commentary?

>>77427387

>>77427394
Tfw firewall at work won't allow me to watch

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Just in.
Who here /tmtfanallalong/ ?

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>>77427387

Succ man

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>tfw 25 more days until the mayweather meme is over
Enjoy it while it lasts boys

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>>77427376
You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that

>>77427387
Crying Meme Man

>>77427404
How will they convince the boxing comission? This nigga is just doing this to make some news

three weeks left what final thing can May and Mac do to hype this fight?

>>77427326
>>77427280
>>77427291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTW0dF-zLl8&t=1112s

>>77427441

For sure the boxing commision cant handle conors mma angles

>>77427404
>>77427441
YYEEEEAAAAAAAAH

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"ya fucked up Joe. you never shoulda interviewed that popeyes eating tub of lard after he got KO'd like that. we gotta heem ya for good now, sorry pal"

>>77427404
He thinks it will be Easy work for him

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rapping tomoko is here to say
fapping to traps
is fucking gay

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>>77427409
Only thing you'd kill is a twelve pack and a line of coke, you're a bum!

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>>77427479

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>>77427478
I thought we were going to see a baseball heem

>>77427466
Honestly the last PPV made me feel like Joe doesnt give a fuck if he gets let go. I'm not even talking about the DC interview, I'm talking about him whining about 12-6 elbows, talking about snoop smoking weed on the snoopcast, other dumb shit. He sounds like hes unhappy hes with jon and cruz instead of his old pal.

>>77427326
because he was already 100 years old when ufc got popular, pride was the biggest thing in the world back then.

>>77427466
Why is Dana so red ? It can't be sunburn right ?
>>77427479
So are chinese cartoons to be honest with you

>>77427492
Was that a legal move? He elbowed that dude in the face, dirty.

>>77427500
except he joined the ufc right when he was in his so called ''prime''

>>77427500

He was 32 when he had his first UFC fight

>>77427404
Contracts can be changed at will. But here's what's floyd (not) saying: 10 oz gloves are obligatory to fight at 154. If you want to fight with 8 oz, no problem, drop down to 147. Mayweather knows he can drop down to 147 easily, and he knows McGregor would have to kill himself to make 147 again.

from reddit

>>77427498
Damn, you just reminded me about his rant. You can tell they wanted that weed situation brushed under the rug because Anik cut him off fast!

>>77427512
It should be, I want to see elbow heems as the new sumo meta

>>77427498
He has been a goof for a long time now but it's more toward the beginning of casts he regroups and is fine once he realizes he is commenting fights instead of on his podcast

>>77427513
>>77427518
He looked like trash against Eddie Sanchez and clearly had issues navigating the cage, his motivation died after winning the 2006 PRIDE GP

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>>77427404
>Mayweather using Grant gloves instead of padded-to-FUCK Winning gloves
>Floyd only wears Winning gloves because his hands are fucked up
>This means Floyd's hands aren't fucked up anymore
Holy shit lads, MemeGoober is fucked six ways from Sunday

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What did Bingo Schlobs wife mean by this?

>>77427555
>Pregnant selfish
Jesus Christmas what's wrong with some women

>>77427555
You're a sad man. Seriously think about how you're spending your time.

>>77427555
hideous kid

>>77427555
Kinda pathetic you fabricate stories in other peoples lives to fulfill your cuck fetish.

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>>77427555

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How do I become favorite poster on /heem/?

>>77426643
Doesn't she shit on in Dubai by oil tycoons?

>>77427568
>>77427576
how bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about my fetish who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

>>77427555
>fabricating stories about a guy who doesnt even know you on some japanese cartoon forum
imagine how miserable your ''life'' must be LMAO

>>77427596
The irony

i bet i could beat brandon schaub in a duel in vanilla world of warcraft

t. arcanite reaper warrior

>>77427547
Pretty sure he wanted McGregor to wear grants also

>>77427587
Post scantly clad women preferably with appealing posteriors and or mammary glands

>>77427587
Have a name that ends with a . and leave forever when DC gets knocked out

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thoughts?

People are going too far with this schaub meme tbqh

>>77427646

t. 205er

>>77427587
Listen to the following podcasts: knuckle up (RIP), care/don't care, if I did it, TFATK, and The BBB.

Post pictures of Schaub, Sage, Eugene and other beloved characters.

Lol @
>wmma

Call out dorks in the daily

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>cut dandois, a legitimate competitor at 145
>Sign a 3-2 can from Australia
Damn wme really is trying to build that women's fw division

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>>77427555
>This is the Woodley Poster

>This is the Scat poster

>This is the cuck poster apparently

>This is the img_proxy poster

>You people use this guy's threads

>>77427645
wouldnt fuck her even if she wanted me to (which she probably would as im handsome af)

>>77427614
You couldnt beat me scrub let alone schaub

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>>77427657
>cindy dandois
>145
LMAO

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>Imagine being dumb enough to pay for PPV's and FightPass

>>77427674
That's her division. She beat meegan a couple of years ago

>>77427555
>/heem/

>>77427678

>imagine being so poor you cant afford Fight pass

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>>77427708
Tfw too smart to pay for Dana's coke and hookers

>>77427685
she looked like an absolute can even for wmma in her last fight, not shocked at all she got cut

>>77427717
She lost a decision to the number 5 at 135. I'm assuming the cut killed her

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blempton squib would drag stipe into deep waters 100% my guy

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How does Conor keep his preferred distance without leg kicks?

>>77427761

mma angles

No contender picks?

Why are women so bad at MMA?

Joanna is an autistic psycho and Cyborg is roided to the gills. I thought Nunes was the real deal but she turned out to have the heart of a rabbit.

Besides for those two, maybe three girls, the rest are utter cans. Even "Invicta Champon" Tonya Evinger looked like a hillbilly in there.

>>77427761
Jabs from all the angles

>>77427761
MemeGoober will get HEEMED tfo before he even has to worry about angles

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Anyone else here tonight?

>>77427787
Which fighter are you related to?

Am I the only one who will kek fucking hard when Rockhold makes his return to the UFC and he has to fight Weidman or something

Weidman would be in a wheelchair with all the brain damage he'll have gotten as a fighter

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>>77427685
>>77427733
>cindy dandois is a featherweight
oh god im laffin

>>77427791
I work for the UFC.