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>>77413210
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>First for microwave meals
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DC is a bitch
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just a lil heeminder
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>>77416362
The lanky awkward angles is all Magny needs to distract woodley
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>>77416391
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>>77416401
Woodley is even heavier than Larkin, imagine what Woodley's leg kicks would do to Magny after Larkin had him falling over
I'd bet on Woodley but Magny maybe has a chance if Woodley doesn't pressure him enough
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Liverpool
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GOD GAVE ME STYLE GOD GAVE ME GRACE
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>>77416517
I can see Magny landing a nice upkick/headkick. Woodley is too tentative, Neil is the Jon Jones of WW just not as skilled YET
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>>77416547
GOD PUT THIS SMILE ON MY FACE
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>tfw you heem Mayweather, Khalabeeb, Tyrone, GSP and Drew Dober in that order
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YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND LET YOU KILL ME JON?
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>>77416560
>Neil is the Jon Jones of WW
top fucking kek, Jon is lengthy AND strong
Neil is just lengthy, he couldn't control Larkin in a clinch despite having like half of foot of height over the dude
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>tfw this was all a bad dream and dc vs jones is actually this week
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>>77416356
>tfw my girl is fighting
bittersweet feel, I'll be nervous again, hope she does well and isn't hurt
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>>77416624
Don't remember much of that fight, didn't Larkin land a nice early shot for the TKO?
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>77416730
can't let the deadline get close
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just face it. woodley is a bad matchup for ANY 170lber. he will continue to dominate this division for a few years
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>want to look cool
>barbers are expensive as fuck
Who should I bet on in an upcoming fight for easy money?
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>>77416694
yes he dominated the whole fight and finished him, Woodley would do the same
Masvidal and Cowboy would give Woodley trouble
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>>77416770
Will Cowboy get a title shot after he "lost" against Lawler?
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>>77416784
I mean obviously Lawler gets the first shot, but do you think he's next in line?
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>>77416757
>dominate
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>>77416761
>barbers are expensive af
i never understood why people fall for the $70 haircut meme. this dominican barbershop i go to charges $12 for any haircut
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>>77416808
I don't understand how people fall for the get a haircut once a week meme
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>>77416784
Masvidal and Lawler should fight to get the next shot, Cowboy has no chance any time this year
especially since Dana right now has a very low opinion of Woodley and may not give him many fights
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>>77416808
The price I'm looking at is 25 dollars. Expensive
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>>77416873
People actually do that?
I'm going to get mine cut more frequently now that I'm working, obviously, but it's been a month since I got one and I'm nowhere close to needing another.
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>>77416808
its really easy to even cut your own hair if you're not going for anything fancy
maybe you gonna need someone to clear the back of the neck but that pretty much it
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>>77416761
>>77416808
>>77416873
>>77416900
>>77416955
>>77416971
>tfw too intelligent to worry about hair
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>>77416971
>tfw can't self fade
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i hope twood heems dana
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Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work
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>>77416896
if anything, dana should put woodley as the co-main with another title fight and try to get the belt out of his hands.
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>>77417040
i don't want to be famous
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>p-please tune in to Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series to see my next title defense
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>>77416633
>tfw CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>77417060
>hey man im finna defend my belt at the farmers market next sunday, tune in to the local radio and listen to the commentating
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>>77417060
>>77417083
>tfw defending title in a free promo fight at a new mall opening
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It happened again
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Reem bless lads
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>>77417083
>>77417092
is he signing for Bellator or something?
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>>77417141
>Tyron Woodley Demands Public Apology from Dana White or He's Going to Start 'Leaking Some Sh*t'
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>>77417141
Nah, he just got Black(heh)listed by Dana.
>tfw even Lellator most likely wouldn't take you
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>>77417162
that's Yoel Romero's job
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>>77417162
>Dana White seen having dinner with the Ferguson MO Police Chief just hours before Tyron Woodley shot in what the department maintains was a justifiable use of force.
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>>77417171
To demand public apologies?
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guys it just came down to me, what if conor actually wins, what if he actually knocks out money may inside 4 rounds
holy shit im gonna pee in my pajamas
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>>77417195
kys
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>>77417111
Bloody hell, just watching this that bloody stupid Lei'd Tapa theme song is in my head
>LEI-D TAPA
>LEI-D TAPA
>LEI-D TAPA
>WOOHOOO
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>>77417215
rude
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>>77417141
>signing up to be Rory's bitch
Nah, he's not that dumb.
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>>77416808
I feel ya my man. But even my local barber has bought into the expensive hair cut meme. Nearly had an aneurysm when he said that the haircut was $40.
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>>77417195
he can't win
that's why he's going to win
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>>77417217
kek, people were shitting on it during the game thread too. Still put on a hell of a show, the only other silly thing I can think of was when they cut over to Cruickshank and EconoMauro in front of that ridiculous green screen
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>>77417237
True Irish logic
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>>77417181
>Dana White had this to say about the incident: "F*** you, goof."
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>>77417300
That Pepe is so perfect but it just feels wrong.
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>Dc's face when he wakes up from his coma
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>>77417312
I agree man
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>>77417282
What the fuck are you trying to use logic for you nerd? It's a fight
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>>77417280
I don't know if it was the fact UFC 214 was so good or what, but this recent Rizin didn't feel as great to me. It was fun, but just fun. Nothing exceptional, but I'd imagine 214 did take away from some of its glamour. Generally Rizin is after Fight Night's, which aren't as spectacular
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>>77417280
>Were live from N... Tokyo.
Lmao that guy pooched it so bad the whole night he was terrible. Cruinkshank was fairly comfy, bit of salt though.
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Outside of literal death I can't see how that night could've gone much worse for dc
Poor guy
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>>77417111
I <3 Rizin
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>>77416383
His career is over. I was so embarrassed for him. I couldn't even joke about it.
Jon was saying this classy stuff about him and DC went to hide his sniffles in his coach's shirt... Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>77417111
what a goofball
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>>77417356
Death would have been better, he would have died with his honour intact
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Where might one find a Rizin download? It's not up on XWT
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>>77417341
Are they real? Im going to say yes. One of the only fighters with actual boobs not pecs
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>>77417115
Why must you incorporate that into your post?
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>>77417398
because that would be "my face when"
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>>77417387
>tfw jon didn't finish the job
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>>77417394
Middle eastern girls usually have real and huge tits
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>>77417336
Yeah...I still really enjoyed it but the main card was a little mismatch heavy. Wasn't wild and unpredictable like the HW Grand Prix, hopefully things will heat up a bit as the tournaments get going and some of the new fighters start squaring off against each other
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>>77417405
Rogan cracks me up, he has a track record of doing stuff like this. just casually putting people in really embarrassing situations, put them on the spot and then be like oops, my bad, won't happen again. He knows shit like blubbering DC and the shwab annihilation make for endless memes, it's why he does it.
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>>77417404
Get help bro
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>>77417454
>rogans face when he gets to embarrass a friend again
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First baseball highlight I've ever enjoyed
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>>77417454
Do you have any more examples of Joe doing that besides DC and Schaub?
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*puts a camera and microphone in front of your face so the world can see you right in the middle of your absolute lowest moment*
*apologizes flippantly afterwards*
*sucks your dick*
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>>77417394
or
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>>77417628
This is the guy who makes the /mma/ threads
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Thickenzie%20Bikini.jpg/
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I was at the park today just chillin' and scoping out some ass when I saw these two goofballs sparring, one guy holding pads and mumbling instructions while the other was throwing some loopy looking jabs. Both of them seemed to be 20-25 years old, tatted up, 5'10" with fuckboy haircuts, typical casual MMA bandwagon trash.
Rocked up to 'em and struck up a conversation, asked if they'd seen 214. The goof with the pads said he actually ordered the PPV. I had to hold back a chuckle, and we just shot the shit a little more about the card before I asked them if I could get a turn on the pads. They hesitated a little (I'm 6'3" 250 and ripped) but finally agreed.
I laced up and the pad goof got in position. As soon as he indicated he was ready I teeped him right in the solar plexus and followed with a left jab right elbow combo and he dropped like a newborn baby. Before his friend could even finish saying "what the fuck, man" I turned toward him and ripped to the body, as he doubled over in pain from my liver shot I smashed him with a left knee right on the nose. He was still standing so it was legal. A little arc of blood spurted out from his head as his unconscious body lurched back and finally settled motionless on the grass.
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>>77417653
>he actually ordered the PPV
Wait, what is wrong with ordering PPV's?
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>>77417653
Charlie Zelenoff pls go
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>>77417641
Cat Zingano after Honda
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why isn't Ladd Dad ever in the pics?
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>>77417641
he was also a real jerk to this guy Steven Crowder that was suppoed to be a "friend" over weed but that dude actually roasted him
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>>77417454
>>77417583
>He did it to Schaub
>He did it to Overeem
>He did it to Cormier
So...has he ever done this to a white guy?
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>>77417696
Overeem brought it on himself.
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>>77417696
Carlos Mencia
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>>77417663
<Reddit space/>
> main over in 10m
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>ywn body another man in front of his wife
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>>77417115
Holy shit that pic. You people make me lose a little bit of faith in humanity every day.
Low key chuckled tho.
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>>77417719
Amy Schumer has done 50x worse and he has yet to say anything actually substantial about it other than just passively mentioning it with other comedians where he completely whitewashes it
Fuck Roe Jogan
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>>77417692
I want to marry Aspen!
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>>77417648
do you search the archive for every image upload so that you can identify people?
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>>77417741
she instantly realizes that she'll never be sexually attracted to him ever again after seeing him get heemed like that
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>get rid of 170
>have tyron vs gastelum for 175 title
>masvidal vs dos anjos for 165 title
give me ONE good reason why this shouldn't happen
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>>77417809
my thoughts exactly. she probably cucked him not even 30 minutes after the fight with the winner.
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>>77417807
Yeah it's pretty interesting.
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>>77416955
Anthony Pettis is known to get his hair cut x3 per week.
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>>77417692
Why is he flipping her off?
With little kids in the photo?
This is weird.
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I can think of at least 3 guys currently outside the UFC that would utterly clown Jones
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>>77417741
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>>77417903
name them dummy
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>>77417909
badr hari
rico verhoeven
tyrone spong
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>>77417821
>Masvidal is overrated
>Gastelum is overrated
2 for 1 deal on reasons
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das what i'm tawkin bout
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>>77417905
Tenshin is too hard
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>>77417930
They'd have to freaking pay the viewers to watch fucking AJ fight again.
Heart of a rabbit.
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>>77417932
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>>77417922
who cares if they are overrated, then the correct people become champions and we have two even more competitive divisions and everyone is happy and fighting and a comfortable weight.
>>77417916
you realise take downs exist right? he would take down and elbow the shit out of all 3 consecutively.
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>>77417952
i like you Bulgaria, you can replace Poland
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what kind of joocy ufc/dana secrets will t-wood leak? since it's basically a guarantee that dana won't publicly apologize
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>>77417997
i'm guessing robbie popped when they fought?
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>>77417953
have this
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>>77417956
>Jones
>taking down anybody taller than him
lmao. you realize he fights at 205 for a reason. he's literally the FW Conor of LHW, a lanky reach and frame abuser who cuts weight well and bullies smaller fighters with his stature. how many times did he take Gus down? once out of what, 10, 12 tries? his takedowns are pathetic
MAYBE he would take down Spong, the other two would ice him with one touch.
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>>77417956
>2 guys coming off losses
>Should be fighting for titles
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Aspen Ladd Large Diameter O Ring Excrement Fun Factory
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>>77417997
Literally shit all, Tyron just talks big and doesn't follow up. How do you people not see this shit. This is the same guy that said if Conor messed with him he wouldn't just take it and then when it did happen he didn't do anything. Not that I expected him to, that'd be dumb obviously, but he just says shit that he doesn't mean.
All a load of bollocks to get people talking and maybe get Dana to not shit talk him
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>>77418016
I bet she takes baby arm sized shits.
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>I guess if he wins both fights there is no rivalry
How did this make you feel when DC said this
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https://www.instagram.com/p/r0wpMNMDBs/
Hey look it's Jon Jones and Brock hanging out together
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>>77418058
>"i wanna make you cry again"
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>>77418066
/heem/ EXCLUSIVE GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT btw
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god put a smiiiile on my face, god put this smile on my face
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>>77418066
>2014 was literally 5 years ago
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>>77418085
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>>77418058
I didn't ask for these feels
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>>77418004
>literally taken down everyone he's ever fought
>but he wont take down kickboxers with amateur take down defense i swear!
how can you be this delusional
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>>77418004
>jones is shit because he cuts weight to abuse smaller fighters with his frame
>gus doesn't do the same shit
Congratulations, you played yourself.
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Was Eddie Bravo/Rogan podcast worth listening to today?
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>>77417930
Jon fears Rumble.
He deliberately crashed his car to get out of fighting Rumble.
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They're joking are roge again lads
>>>/tv/85729691
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@77418105
>kickboxers
>amateur TDD
i'm not even gonna bother with you anymore
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>>77418136
Yes it was hilarious.
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>>77418136
yes,i was convinced the moon landing was fake
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>>77418126
>Guy abusing his extreme physical gifts
>His toughest opponent was someone with similar but not so extreme physical gifts
Hhaha really invalidates the "reach cheat code' argument
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>>77418002
what a savage motherfucker
Tenshin vs Takeru on the New Years Eve show would be the 2017 violencebowl nirvana
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>>77418085
i need your expert opinion on gustaffsons wife
https://www.instagram.com/antoniamoa/?hl=en
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>>77418220
7/10 desu. average bod, moon face. a guy like gus can do a lot better
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>>77418228
kys
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>>77418220
very attractive while still looking wholesome and like she won't be a terrible mother. 10/10 altogether, 8/10 pure looks.
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>>77418220
She's a giraffe. Gus' kids are going to be 10 ft tall.
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>>77418237
you didnt see the forehead im guessing
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>>77418220
shes a 10
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>>77418228
What's wrong with you? She looks like Nazi propaganda.
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>>77418220
>ywn be a 6'5" blonde viking warrior god with a 6'2 viking warrior goddess qt wife to continue the white race with
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>>77418250
thats just an unflattering angle, plus shes pregnant
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>>77418250
jesus what an abomination, atleast Gus's bloodline is still pure
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Daily reminder for all the niggas hating on Tyron.
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>>77418250
wtf richard spencer looks like THAT!?
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>>77418262
i wasn't aware pregnancy expanded your cranium. even my hairline doesn't start this far back
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>>77418287
>balding obese loser criticizes 9.3/10's looks
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Can every other post stop being DC crying?
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>>77418287
I would nut on her forehead
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>>77418296
>9.3/10
my dude you can land 9.3/10 helicopters on this forehead
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>>77418315
she looks like she's balding here
still hot
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What is the most brutal Heem ever?
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>>77418321
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Reminder that Gustafsson used to steal and beat up innocent people including women.
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>>77418333
Anthony Joshua used to deal drugs. They turned themselves around.
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This is not photoshopped
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>>77418333
>fighting on the streets until he found MMA and turned his life towards positivity and god
what a bad guy
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>>77418338
>>77418355
People don't change
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>>77417692
>>>77417394
wtf is he doing?
"pic with kids, I'm giving them the finger."
degenerate
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>>77418261
>6'2
eww is she really that tall?
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>>77418361
>you're the same person you were as when you were 15
literal retard
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>>77417717
*facepalm*
you don't get it, m8
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>>77418355
According to his god he should be kicked in the nuts by brock lesnar.
So fuck that hypocrite.
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>>77418373
>eww
you don't want tall warrior sons?
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I could heem every one of you manlet pussies
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>>77418401
i wold choke you in front of your friends and i guarantee you wouldnt do anything
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>>77418413
>implying i couldn't slam your twink manlet body if you were lucky enough to get a hold of one of my limbs
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>>77418421
that's exactly what i'm implying cuz you're a bitch
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>>77418237
>wholesome
loads of make-up
hooker eyebrows
wholesome
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https://www.foxsports.com.au/ufc/ufc-tyron-woodleys-dana-white-threat-scorned-champion-hits-back-at-president-on-the-mma-hour/news-story/59701aeb42c48be4c185a0be0badb914
Tyron showing class, making Dana look like the red faced fucking idiot he is.
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>>77418460
I wonder if this dumb fucking face will ever not make me crack up
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>>77418460
you can stop posting that pic now
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>>77418482
you're a fucking loser m8
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>>77418478
lmao yea I'm sure Dana gives a flying fuck
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>>77418517
>brazil
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>>77418555
still a loser
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>>77418460
>tfw no f
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>>77418482
>>77418555
He's right though.
Celebrating another man's misery is pretty weak of you.
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>>77417916
Jon jones would beat the shit out of all of those dudes bro, and im a big fan of those dudes. Get real badr hari verhoeven and spong couldnt stop a takedown if their life depended on it
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>>77418194
didn't realise you were the woodley poster, you should have revealed yourself earlier so i could have given up 2 posts ago, have a white guilt (You) on the house.
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>>77418478
Dana was way out of line when he buried Tyron at the post-fight conference, but demanding an apology under pain of airing out the organization's dirty laundry isn't the right and noble way to go about things, either.
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>>77418574
I wanted DC to win, and desu I kind of feel bad about laughing at DC's face but I can't help it.
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>>77418587
Felix! no seas mamon
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Wait I thought DC said he was willing to die to beat Jones.
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>>77418478
Kek
Good luck getting a money fight while being boring as fuck inside the octagon and a whiny bitch outside.
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>>77418220
east baltic
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>>77418593
Fair enough and it does look pretty funny.
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>>77418580
>Get real badr hari verhoeven and spong couldnt stop a takedown if their life depended on it
Cringing so hard.
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Could Edgestonia heem every here?
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DC... had a hard life.
He needs some time to rest.
I hope he's enjoying Popeye's with his family right now, just enjoying life outside the ring.
Also on a side note, what do you think will come out of Tyroid's threat to "expose" Dana and the UFC? Anything big? Or is this just Tyrone being WOKE again?
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>>77418695
100%, every ITT
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>>77418703
>tfw popeyes is closed
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>>77418711
kek reminds me of the video where the popeyes is closed and the dumb negress is yelling into the drive thru speaker.
Found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw
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>>77418394
5'10 tops. i don't want a girl to be taller than me in heels.
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>>77418725
Reminds me of the Boondocks episode where they run out of chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTHL3_-O2V8
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>>77418725
huh
I tough this black people liking chicken thing was just a meme
Do they actually like watermelon and grape soda too?
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>>77418751
>I tough this black people liking chicken thing was just a meme
The American pavement ape is a fascinating species, similar to the favela dweller
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>>77418751
You what
Also who doesn't like fried chicken.
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>>77418751
you dont like chicken?
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>>77418250
she took the refugees welcome meme a little too seriously or that's not hers?
i guess that's explain gus tattoo
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>>77418796
lel, I guess we have things poor people like and things that rich people like, or things northern people like and things that southern people like but not much to do with race in general.
We live in a very blurry line here when it comes to races here. But whatever, makes sense I guess.
>>77418818
>>77418818
Yes I do, but literally every single person in the vid was black
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>>77416356
If the guy is here, i believe many California fighting orgs have a cruiser weight, and i believe KOTC has one. i often seen them in brazil and europe too but they varry between 220-230 lbs or 100-105 kg
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>>77417060
>ey man, make sure to check out my next title defense on the fight pass prelims, champ camp is gonna put on another dominant performance.
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>>77418751
not "black people", just "American black people"
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>>77416730
What is the meme here? Trying to increase my meme IQ.
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>>77418890
Bomb defuse, saved entire event
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>>77418890
the meme is id knock you out cold
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>>77418604
And in this case whiny = blackmail. LOLZOR
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>>77418890
He couldn't let the deadline get close
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how does this make you feel?
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>>77418920
You cannot find a picture with more talent
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CM Punk interview from Wrestling Observer Live via Sports Byline Radio
>"Jon got hit with some big punches from Daniel. I know if I had hit him with some of those punches he most likely would have went down."
Artem vs Punk. Make it happen UFC.
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>>77418751
watermelon is a meme
grape soda and fried chicken is true
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>>77418944
>Artem vs Punk
Lmao perfect meme fight tbqh
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Can we all agree that Greg/Winklejon gym has devised some of the most deadly techniques in modern MMA? Specifically referring to the disguised headkick. Look at the results of one single technique:
1. Carlos Condit almost knocking out GSP
2. Cerrone knocking out Matt Brown
3. Holm knocking out Ronda
4. Jon knocking out DC
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>>77418941
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>>77418950
5. Overeem knocking out JDS
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>>77418950
>>77418954
Sorry bulgarbro, did not read whole post
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>>77418946
literally everybody loves the grape drank though
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>>77418950
What do you mean by the disguised headkick? What does the technique actually entail?
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>>77418941
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>>77418989
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*goes for a hook*
THINK FAST HEEM!
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>>77418996
kek
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>>77416599
>no training camp sparring footage
He's gonna look like absolute shit
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>conor
>c-conor
>don't throw those fuckin cans conor
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>>77418944
CM PUNK IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY A GUY WHO WEIGHS 40 POUNDS MORE THAN YOU COME SEE ME
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Would CM Punk beat Bispings son in a fight?
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h-hello Duna?
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>>77419014
MemeGoober got completely fucked up by Chris Van Heerden in sparring practice.
He's not going to lose against Floyd, he's going to get completely embarrassed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8kTW1ofejM
SHAMEFRU DISPRAY
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Conor is going to bury Floyd, lads. I'm so excited.
Do you guys think Conor's next fight after he beats Floyd is going to be in the ring for a boxing world title? I really doubt he would come back to fight in the Octagon unless its a huge money fight as he'll get way more money if he goes up and fights the winner of GGG-Canelo or some other big boxing draw. But I'm definitely convinced he is going to go for a boxing world title after the Floyd fight.
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>>77419045
kill yourself and everyone else on your godforsaken island
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>>77418950
>Can we all agree that Greg/Winklejon gym has developed some of the deadliest kickers with piss poor boxing?
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>>77419035
Who's that?
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>>77419061
fuck u goof
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>>77419045
>still photos
>not one second of video
LMAO. Canelo knocks this Irish bum stiff in one round
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>>77418996
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in acting school. Shut your mouth before me and my bro Jason beat your candy ass
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>>77419075
you are a cheerleading little bitch
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>>77419090
>not supporting mcgregor
you will be deported soon enough mohammad you paki dog
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Is Bargon Sclob a good fighter?
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>>77419103
Barton Skink is the GOAT
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>>77419103
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>>77419073
Werdum I think
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i'm starting to dislike joe rogan
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>>77419148
damn youre slow, he was always a meme
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Bros....he's made it. Brendan is world famous now.
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>>77417356
I dunno, he actually looked great out there before the KO. Everyone knows that Jon is a nightmare matchup for DC, and he showed heart by putting on a good contest as long as he did. Yeah he got BTFO, but I think he can still walk away from this with grace and fan appreciation.
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>>77419156
>>77419152
man i don't even care about the fact that he's a stoner and talks shit sometimes
it's just that he's getting old and very narrowminded these days, he just repeats his opinions on meat, women, drugs in a very dogmatic way
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>>77419192
Your opinion=WGAF
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>>77419161
there are literally nobody youtubers on there
try reviewbrah
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heeminder that Kailin got robbed by the judges and that russian she-hulk is a bum
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ASS
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>>77419219
agree
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BXO4zJXAJJZ/?taken-by=alphacatzingano
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>>77416356
Alexa Grasso, please-a let me eat that ass-o.
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This is what peak performance looks like.
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>>77419324
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>>77419219
>>77419324
>>77419327
Fuck you, your girl lost, you don't get to post her anymore
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>>77419421
>"""lost"""
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGuA6OscnUA
Bisping is our guy
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>and the opening odds for JBJ vs. Lesnar is....
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>>77418066
Brock looks like he has really bad breath
Got those Rogan type teeth
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*kicks your head*
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>>77418220
thanks for having a baby
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>>77418321
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>>77419521
>spams_x+y.webm
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>>77419508
>"Do you think I'm just going to sit there and let you kill me, Jon?"
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>>77419454
>bisking didnt know he was fighting after getting koed by henderson
Srs brain damage fellas
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Jon Jones isn't pound for pound number one, he is like Aldo..
When Jon Jones is up against guys his own size like Alexander Gustfasson he shows no clear sign of superior fighting skills, and has to resort to eye gouges to barely scrape out a decision win. Though of course he still had the reach advantage.
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>>77419540
That happens to a lot of guys. Most of them don't remember the fight until they watch it.
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In order to have complete freedom in your shot selection and direction, you must first gain the ability to disconnect each limb from the body safely.
This is a right hand uppercut. But notice the separation in the shoulder joint. From the rotator cuff, to the clavicle and collar bone. The entire joint has complete freedom and separation.
That whip of a shot is free to go in any direction.
The same rules apply for every part of the body. Freedom in the body equals freedom in the strike.
Yours sincerely, the greatest.
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>>77419548
t. John Danaher
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Hey pussy, are you still there?
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>>77419544
This. Also, judges were on JBJ's dick his whole career, too many unfair decisions.
I loved how he tried to duck Gus instantly by trying some bullshit like a fight with Brock Lesnar.
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>>77419489
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>>77418347
Yes it is. Original here
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https://youtu.be/N7tQZuxuA98
Woodley threatens Dana
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>>77419567
I can't imagine Jon handling a punch to the face from decent heavyweight fighter.
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>>77419558
We're living in the age past prime UFC. It's all about "DUDE MONEY FIGHTS LMAO" now. Notice how almost everyone ducks the #1 contender now.
You can thank Dana and Conor for making that possible.
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>>77419583
Conor will be remembered as the worst thing that happened to MMA as a sport. It will take decades to clean MMA from this mandrama shit.
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>>77419219
Is she gonna get cut now
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>>77419588
>Conor will be remembered as the worst thing that happened to MMA as a sport. It will take decades to clean MMA from this mandrama shit.
*MMA and boxing
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>>77419588
Conor and Dana*
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>>77419590
probably go to Invicta
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>>77419521
Not even close
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How come Tyrone is getting all the heat but no one is criticizing Maia?
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>>77419612
because Maia lost
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>banned for posting a fully clothed picture of MacKenzie Dern
Fuck man, these mods are getting worse and worse. I get banned once a week for a fully relevant post
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>>77419508
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>>77419581
he trains wit HW's all the time, it's the takedown I cant see him stopping, it's like a pickup truck against an 18 wheeler
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>>77419588
The problem is that WME took on $4 billion in debt, Goober is just a symptom
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did anyone make a webm of tony ferguson in the crowd at ufc 214?
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Do you think Wondercuck ever had sex in any other position than missionary?
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>>77418920
Yoel's smuggling a banana but Jon's bulge isnt very impressive looking
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>>77419580
he's actually right
especially about conor and bispin
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>>77419647
Ask your mom, bro. lol
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>>77419647
pretty hard to fuck boys in the missionary position
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>>77419555
>dude USADA lmao
>dude OSP lmao
>dude ring rust lmao
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>>77419588
it's not Conor's fault all these guys are all trying to be like him. He's good at talking trash and he's good at stopping people, now you have all these people trying to force the trash talk, and wearing cheap fucking suits trying to look good, and then they go in the cage and scrape by on a decision? That's not Conor's fault.
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>>77419648
Barao p4p packs the most heat in the UFC. Couldn't stop looking at his dick on saturday and I ain't evem gay.
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>>77419655
No it isn't
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>>77419662
It's Dana's fault for capitalising on the drama and putting him in the spotlight.
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Remember when
>Tyron blacksplodes and gasses out every time
was a real big heem meme? I feel like I'm the only one that remembers that. meme opinions go so quickly and everybody acts like they never believed it
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>>77419666
>Drama
what does that even mean?
>>
Tyron is actually one of the most solid champions. He's up there with Jon Jones, DJ and Jedrzejczyk as most consistent, and most likely to maintain their belt against all upcoming competition:
- Stipe is mad dangerous but in the most volatile weight class. More chance of him losing a belt than Woodley I think.
- Bisping is on a mad run, but it's fraught with caveats and complications
- Conor is yet to defend a belt
- Holloway, Garbrandt and Cyborg haven't had a chance to defend theirs yet and prove themselves to Woodley's level
11 current champions in the UFC, and he's in the top three. He really doesn't get his dues.
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Just saw this fight for the first time
Was expecting it to be terrible but it was pretty hilarious for the first 3 rounds desu
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>>77419669
>Tyron does nothing for 25 minutes
Gee, I wonder why he didn't gas from all that walking around the octagon for five rounds.
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>>77419669
Tyron hardlyever blackspodes anymore, and when he does he indeed gasses. Recovers pretty good tho
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>>77419670
Anything that general public is interested in that isn't related to the sport.
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>>77419609
Bisking vs Henderson is definitely one of the most brutal heems of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh9l58GUZNc
Also can someone redpill me on wonderboy being a pedo
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>>77419673
None of the other people you listed are point fighters.
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>>77419681
the tour with Aldo and the Mayweather tour fall under that, the rest is just normal fight promotion.
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>>77419590
hopefully Dickdrainers dot com
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>>77419673
Stipe beats Cain "Chiropractors love him" Velasquez but Ngannou looms large
Bisping struggles with the top 5 in his division
Conor is a meme fighter at this point, defending doesnt seem to interest him, if he somehow manages to look good against Mayweather he'll go after Woodley.
Holloway cleared the division on the way up, after the Frankie fight he might go up to LW and get killed.
Same with Garbrandt
Cyborg will kill Holm and probably retire
I really hope DJ's division gets scrapped and he gets the boot, he's the opposite of p4p
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>>77419725
You clearly don't enjoy mma. Why do you come here?
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>>77419725
Don't forget that Cody is still ducking TJ HARD with a "back injury"
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>>77419734
I love mma, what are you talking about?
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>>77419685
Wonderboy is always around karate kids in embeddeds and such. Theres also this one photo where he is shirtless on a school bus with kids.
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>>77419725
Khalabeeb "Team Tiramisu" Nurmagomedov has the potential to MERK everyone in LW, but still can't beat the fucking scale
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>>77419725
>Garbrandt cleared the division
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>>77419747
Imagine having to do promotion, adverts etc. for a fight, or signing up to fight someone, doing camp, weight management and all that where one fighter has less than 50% chance of getting to the octagon,
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>>77419762
Not to mention his whole muslim spiel is cringe as fuck.
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>>77419673
>Beat 5 steaks Gastelum who misses weight
>Sit out a year and a half for title shot
>Get title shot on 2 fight win streak
>Flash KO of Lawler at the end of his run
>Controversial draw with Wonerpedo
>Controversial win over Wonerpedo
>Stall out Maia getting screwed on 5 weeks' notice
Woodley's title run is like some kind of hilarious alternate universe timeline
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>>77419219
I really need to see what her feet look like before I can decide if I want to see more of her in the UFC or not. I only got to see the last 30 seconds of her fight.
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you're delusional if you train martial arts. absolutely delusional.
I see this stupid shît all the time. people thinking they are strong because they do taekwondo after school or some shît like that. listen guys, you're absolutely delusional. street fighting is completely different than "martial arts". street fighting is all about power, strength, muscle, aggressiveness, toughness, endurance, speed etc. there is no such thing as "technique" or "martial arts". "technique" is pretty subjective. in fact, "technique" or "martial arts" doesn't even exist.
I've been in a good amount of street fights and I've won them all. I don't even do any bullshît martial arts. and I have fought guys who did boxing or mma, but I still destroyed them. wanna know why? it's because I'm 105 kg @ 8% bodyfat, so I'm pretty jacked and strong. I'm also ferocious, aggressive, fearless and pretty tough. I also have good stamina and speed. it's usually me that starts the fights, but that's because I get angry easily.
if someone makes me angry, I don't give a fuk who it is. I just go up to him and knock him the fûck out. only a fcking retard thinks that "technique" or "martial arts" will do something. you guys have obviously never been in a street fight. street fighting is a whole different world. "technique" or "martial arts" doesn't mean shît. like I said, it doesn't even exist.
it's cringe as hell when people think they are tough or strong just bcuz they do martial arts. it's so fcking retarded and ridiculous. it doesn't work like that. bunch of retards. especially those sexy ass girls that think they are "tough" or "strong" because they are hitting a bag. beyond ridiculous. fcking absurd.
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Joe rogan wanted to publicly humiliate DC. Jones knocked him out, but rogan went in there to deliver the killing blow. It was an execution.
>the sad part is that DC actually thought rogan was his friend, because they did commentary together
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>>77419799
better than bispings
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>>77419839
this
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>>77419839
It's sad that Tyron is one of the best UFC champs right now.
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>grabs the fence
>avoids the takedown
>no point deduction
Just a prank bro lol
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>>77419839
Not saying much desu
Although it was almost worth it for the Rockhold salt
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>>77419865
should have been straight DQ for holding the fence
black people sweat a lot more than whites so maia had literally two chances to take him down because by the third tyrone was already covered in sweat
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>>77419817
Joe said he was in shock seeing DC get murdered right in front of him, and I believe him considering he'll start crying during a casual conversation.
>>77419812
>I only got to see the last 30 seconds of her fight.
It's one of the worst ways a women's fight can go. It really strained my relationship with Paige VanZant when she wore those ankle braces that partially covered her soles. For a second I considered unfollowing her on twitter.
>>77419866
Luke Rockhold is just a simple bimbo, why do you all bully?
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>>77419750
lol BW is so deep, even on the prospect front.
garbrandt beat almedia and cruz. he literally has 6-7 title defenses worth of contenders unless caraway and asunciao shit everything up by ruining every contender
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my bjj group uploaded a picture with me on their site, guess who i am lads
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>>77419883
Luke Rockhold is a fucking samurai, you're just an average bloke
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Alright, which one of you did this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germaine_de_Randamie
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>>77419918
Yeah, that was me.
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Who was that Schaub character Rogan was raving about on his podcast?
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>>77419901
Third guy from the left in the front row
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>>77419901
Bulgaria confirmed non-white.
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>>77419949
>being wh*te
>in 2017
wew lad
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>>77419933
Glad you asked!
That is Brendan Schaub, the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.
I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)
If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!
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>>77419961
>>77419933
How crazy is that Brendan Schaub was on JRE a couple months ago telling Joe Rogan "For Mayweather-Mcgregor, I want my buddy Joe Rogan to be working for this landmark event to break down the fight." Joe actually replied that he'd like that... but didn't fancy his chances since it's a boxing bout and there's enough big players in that game as it is.
Fast-forward to now, and Mr. Big Brown himself is the official analyst hired by Showtime to cover this seminal event!! What's interesting is how it didn't even occur to Schaub that he's a big enough name now in the fight game to cover this once-in-a-lifetime matchup. He thought he had no chance and he was hoping his mentor, Joe Rogan would be an obvious choice as the MMA pundit.
Well, like it or not Brendan Schaub is quickly climbing the ranks and is clearly a very good businessman to make it to where he is. In all fairness, he is nowhere near Joe Rogan but he'll get there. A hard-working man always does.
Proud of you Schaub. I can see being a Daddy has really amped up your game. Keep it up.
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>>77419960
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>>77419901
The one with glasses at the back in blue?
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>>77419901
7 front right
very center
far top left
are my bet guesses
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>>77419901
Second row, far right
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>use your company as an advertisement for Gaycie BlowJobJitsu for years and years
>Have your commentators repeatedly shill BlowJobJitsu as the most dangerous martial art ever and that no one stands a chance against it if they go to the ground with a BlowJobJitsu practitioner
>brainwash an entire generation of fighters into thinking this way
>get mad when people are terrified of going to ground against BlowJobJitsu guys
What did Dana mean by this?
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>>77418319
Henderson KOing bisping Has to be The one
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>>77419961
>>77419965
Thanks bro, I'll check him out. Seems like a cold dude whose career is on the rise. His success is simply undeniable!
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>mfw could heem and interview every in this thread
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>>77420018
>>77420018
wouldnt heem me
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>>77419901
Me on the left
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>>77420019
>thumbnail
>blacked out face
>mediocre body
>almost certainly a manlet
>implying I wouldn't heem the shit out of you
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>>77418058
never expected him to win either fight, so never thought there was a rivalry
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>>77420029
>mediocre body
lmao lets see your body titties
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>>77419901
are you the one taking the picture god damn it dude
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>>77420029
thats rogan you dumb fuck
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>>77419521
>when you spam weapon art in DKSIII and catch someone
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>Say sorry to me or I will tell people secrets about u!
What did he mean by this?
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>>77419521
I raise you this one.
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>>77420040
Did I trigger the manlet?
Go to bed toothpaste
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>>77420114
well you put more effort in your posts so your trigger
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Bisping says that him vs GSP is set up for MSG card in November. Believe you him, heem buddehs ?
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>>77420091
What THE FUCK is his endgame?
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>>77420091
>I'm a respectful law abiding gentleman but if you inconvenience me in any way I'll turn into a hood nigga
he's fucking garbage
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>all these crackas hating on the most active champ in UFC
some things just never change
a black man does well and the white hyenas start howling
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>>77420153
I believe him me
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>>77420175
he'd be a legit good champ if ww had any talent at all, no one is capable of bringing a fight to him though
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>>77420183
he's a fucking beast, I think a MW run is possible, but he's still a shit person
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>>77420190
cracka please name ONE thing he's done wrong
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Where does our succ overlord go from here lads
Retirement?
Accepting his place as #2 and waiting for Jones to fuck up again?
Commentary?
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>>77420207
therapy
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>>77420207
He decideds he wants to retire on a win and takes what he thinks is an easy win against Volkan only to get knocked out in the 3rd round
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>>77420207
>Jones loses to Bork
>DC demolishes Bork
>DC retires
This would be the best case scenario for him right now.
![$[2].jpg](https://cdn.4archive.org/sp/image/1501/585/1501585801464.jpg "$[2]")
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>>77420207
Imo, he should just retire. He said it himself: he's done everything except for beating Jones and now we all know it's not happening.
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honestly the conor vs eddie press conferences were GOAT
eddie was the only one who could say funny shit back, the rest was too shook except for diaz but he is a literal retard with brain damage and a shitty lisp
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>>77420207
>go on popeyes binge to cure depression
>bulk the fuck up to 300 pounds
>Hakuho you're takin errythang I wok for motherfucker Imma sumo yo fuckin ass
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Who here NEVER watched mandrama?
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>>77420237
Me, I love the so called mandrama aspects of MMA though
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>>77420223
Nah senpai it'd be more like
>Jones loses to bork
>dc challengers lesnar
>gets brutally heemed
>dc's depression part 2: electric boogaloo
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>>77420230
>muh conor
stop posting casual
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>>77420256
I literally watch 6 hours of Conor videos on youtube every day
trying to mimic him in every aspect of life
just ordered a fitted suit which I will wear everywhere, no matter if it's 30 degrees weather or not
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>>77420264
that would be funny becuz conor is the epitome of a mimic, everythnig he has done has been based on someone else
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>>77420270
you're just another broke bum hating on him
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>>77420091
Illuminati confirmed
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>>77420153
I want to believe.
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>>77420230
Dustin
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>>77420207
Move up to heavyweight.
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>>77420207
>>77420285
should go to MW imo
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>>77420207
I know I'm a fucking idiot for saying this, but I think punished DC has legit chance against Jones. 3rd time is the charm. He's experienced being heemed and crying in front of entire world, he has nothing to fear anymore. No weight of expectations, agenda or shookness on his shoulders.
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>>77420342
>n-n-next t-time!
the absolute favela of DC fans
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>>77419967
Poor little white [spoiler]liver[/spoiler]
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>>77419967
VERY FANTASTIC BODIES
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>>77420365
>favela
Huh, is "state" in this expression really means a territory?
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Form Voltron
Yeahhhhhhhhh
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhgg
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Bruce Lee would be a UFC champion
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when is kimbo fighting again?
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Someone post kawaii crying DC
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>>77420230
you're a bit late but yes eddie legit shut him up when he mentioned that he was on welfare and took money from single mothers
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Did TRT Vitor or just regular Vitor fight Jones?
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>>77420492
https://youtu.be/43H6DePjwTA
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>>77420501
TRT, flaccid Vitor began from Weidman fight I believe
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*sleeps you in the clinch with a 2 inch punch*
pfft... nothin personnel...kid
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>>77420501
while he was on test supplements that wasnt TRT vitor
TRT vitor was born after he got the haircut
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>>77416605
Is that same interviw where jon said pussy u still there
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>>77420554
Yeah, that is the quintesential DC vs JJ interview
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Voltron oozedomyre will beat Jones in 1 minute
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>>77420580
How exactly? His clinch and punch won't work on him.
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>>77420237
You seriously missed out if you never watched mandrama as a little kid and chokeslammed/stone cold stunnered your friends on a trampoline.
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>>77420230
>Take those stupid glasses off
>MAKE ME MAKE ME MAKE ME MAKE ME MAKE ME MAKE ME *takes off glasses*
>Lel you took them off
I enjoyed that
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>>77420285
no because cain
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>>77420310
lol so one of the 7>>77420580
Oze has a few things going for him, he's a big LHW which cause jones issues, he can outfight and clinch fight very well,
I think jones can out strike him, but likely would take him down and GnP him to nothing
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>>77420533
Didn't even realise it was a punch when I first saw it 2bh, thought he was just moving his hand up for clinch position and thought Misha just had a fucking aneurysm or something and dropped dead
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>>77420663
Come on, Cirkunov was a fix
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Woodley got a torn labrum in the first round which is why he wasn't throwing big punches
Needs to get shoulder surgery
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>>77420207
hopefully he heem-sleepys Jimi or Volkan and then retires
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>>77420663
volkano hits like a literal truck nobody wouldve taken that punch dude
imagine if jones decides to clinch him, well on a second thought greg jackson wouldnt let him probally would eyepoke him fo r5 rounds
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>>77420707
Lmao Voltron is the opposite of a truck
Jimi hits like a truck, Voltron just has brilliant technique and precision
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>Chandler Jones is an inch taller than Jones and got an inch longer reach
Damn imagine when MMA actually starts poaching all the genetic freaks from more popular sports
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>>77420663
I know nothing about fighting, can someone explain to me how the fuck this guy went down from that? It looked like the other guy was giving him a little pat on the head of affection. No homo though.
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>>77420735
last time I checked volcano exposed your boys babby chin and let him scrape some dust off the canvas
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>>77420777
He got plugged right in the middle of his ear, fucked with his equilibrium and he got switched off
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>>77420777
>knows nothing about fighting
>is a conorfan
pottery
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>>77420785
Did you even watch the fight?
Try watching it again, Jimi got knocked out after being pushed over and getting his head bounced off the canvas. It's not a fucking insult to say that he's winning these fights because of great technique instead of raw power you casual retard
The Misha fight Voltron didn't even hit hard, he managed a perfectly timed shot behind the ear
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>>77420789
What? I'm just saying the punch looked like absolutely nothing so I'm asking what the fuck happened. What does being a conorfan even mean?
>>77420787
Is there another angle to this? The punch doesn't even seem to really connect, but like I said I know very little of this sort of stuff.
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>>77420802
Voltron is actually a shaolin trained pressure point master.
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>>77420802
>being this buttmad
all british fighters SUCK
>bbut muh bisbong
credit to him becuz hes an expert at ducking because he SUCKS
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>>77420849
>t-technique is b-bad I just want to them swinging bombs at each other!!! Yeah, just bleed!!
Cringe!
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>>77420863
British women look like real life goblins sometimes, why is that?
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>>77420849
Based dutchbro dropping truth bombs on the UK
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Even a baby punch can drop a dude if he doesn't see it
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many will try to win, few will try not to lose
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>>77420996
it's not even about that, let's apply a whole range of impact pressures directly to the side of someone's head and see how many don't knock him out
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>>77419883
Luke is actually the GOAT, so settle down
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Why is Rory MacDonald at Bellator?
He beat both TWood and Maia.
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>>77420996
Dunno
Got kicked on the jaw when I was sitting down writting a report(school years) on the very same karate dude explaining why I have beef with him and beat him up minute before. Didn't go down rather started pursuing him.
Got sucker punched by a school bully who was dropped out of school months before when I went to talk to him and friends in some corner out of school(was mad I got baited so hard). Mild bruised after they three started to beat my protecting head down, but it wasn't anything much.
Never relax, not even against yourself
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>>77421156
Luke always looks like he's in clinical depression, every time I see him on TV.
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>>77421231
Money.
It just shows the state of UFC's divisions at the moment when a literal eternal gatekeeper like Woodley is champion
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I keep seeing this other estonian here. Does he ever cosplay as me?
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W-will he smile again lads?
>tfw couldn't protect that smile
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>>77421321
Punished DC soon
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>>77421296
Still pays better than Bellator I'm sure, at least for main card fighters. Woodley received at least half a mil for his fight.
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if rogan doesn't think it's right to interview fighters after they've been KO'd why is he okay with having eddie on the podcast?
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>>77421239
why didn't you just break dance spin kick the shit out of the guys ganging up on you?
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>>77421373
Because... such deadly move would hurt me more than they could
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>>77421398
Lithcuck how was it growing up in the mean streets lithuania?
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be non-sensationalist in your answer to this question: who is your most liked woman fighter?
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>>77421424
>>77421398
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>>77421321
>>77421358
stop posting happy dcs
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>>77421425
Gina Carano
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Reminder Lilth ducked me for months
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What is your go-to UFC move?
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>>77419725
A healthy Cain would kill that white pussy and slap Jbj with his dick
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>>77421486
RNC, used it three times IRL to eliminate threat.
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>>77421486
9-3 elbow
triple suplex
waterboarding choke
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>>77421486
>UFC move
This is it, get in my guard
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>>77421486
Nut shot disguised as inside leg kick.
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>>77421486
t(ko) farting while pooing
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>>77419965
Can you cuck shills give it a rest
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>>77421510
>>77421531
>>77421566
>>77421567
Eternal WWE fans
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going to japan and south korea lads
pretty sure I could HEEM everyone in those countries except the BBC immigrants
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>>77421579
Enjoy being (literally) 3 ft taller than every there
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>>77421578
shut up before I drop a barista bomb on ya cuz
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>>77420153
wow, November against a WW guy who hasn't fought in 4 years, now that's a champ
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Right here — the hardest-hitting 145-pounder, the real hardest-hitting 145’er right here. This guy TKOs people, when I knock people out, they don’t fucking move.
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>>77421647
How are the swamps matjes
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>>77421578
i trane ufc, but wwe is my passion
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>>77421637
pay debts
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New thread:
>>77421668
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>>77421660
decent
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>>77421677
poo thread my man
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>>77421680
Oh you're a real witty one aren't you
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When's the best time to bet on Conor KOing Floyd?
Did I miss my big payday window or are the odds going to shoot up the day before?
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>>77422226
>When's the best time to bet on Conor KOing Floyd
Literally never, unless your goal is losing money.
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>>77421486
That flying guard thing that Jones did at the end of a round in his first DC fight.
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>>77421647
Inform me on your identity
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>>77416808
in L.A. the hair business is super competitive. I got to this small mexican place that charges $9, and they do a fine fucking job. Even better than the $29.99 meme hair cuts at the mall.
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>>77417040
I want to be famous rich without the fame. Fuck that, I much rather walk the streets and go to restaurants in complete anonymity.
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