/heem/

who is your favourite female fighter?

hello pussies

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Who is the best "if he dies, he dies" ref?

>I will send you guys a dick pic if it doesn’t go all 12 rounds
once inch per round

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Baka

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>>77421666
checked, Satan supports this evil man

>>77421579
take panty shots of local qts, please

>>77421697
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>>77421724
a lovely variety of flags today

first flag to post twice ITT

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I have confession to make.

If you were to ask me anything about UFC, the fighters, their strengths and weaknesses, events, scores, takedowns/strikes landed, or anything else you want, I'd always be able to answer. I know ever result of every event since UFC 1.

However, I have only seen two UFC events and a few clips on YouTube. I just don't care about the actual fights, just the stats. The thing I look forward to the most is updating Wikipedia and my spreadsheets after every event so I have more data to work with.

I just realised today this might not be normal since I assume most people like to also watch the fights.

Any thoughts, or anyone else like this?

These threads get worse and worse by the week

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>>77421714
Hey pussy are you still there ?

>>77421749
I had the same thing with soccer for a while

I'd never watch matches but always watch the highlights from around the world, was pretty much an expert and won a lot of money betting (until I lost it all again lmao)

then I decided I fucking hate soccer if I don't bet on it so stopped watching it altogether

Op is a faggot

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>>77421579
i'm going to japan in september and will hopefully be in tokyo for the ufc card that just happens to coincide with my vacation.

taken from a youtube-comment:

>Bispings a piece of shit. I hope GSP wins just to send his bum ass back to England and then hopefully Dana ships Yoel there to hit the final nail in his so called "Career".

lmao.how awesome would this be? and how pathetic is bisping ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGuA6OscnUA

>>77421768
Bisping is worst champ in history

>>77421776

He's not worse than The Nig. At least Bisbong fights.

>>77421749
That's a really cool picture. Where did you find that?

>>77421785
Woodley isn't scared to fight injured, too many excuses with Bisp'n

>>77421749
I don't really care for stats, I just have a special eye I can tell when something is a faint so fighting is very exciting to watch. You really get to appreciate mma a lot more because once you understand what a faint is and how they are throwing shit very correctly but it looks like it's a little off. It's actually very cool because in a real fight you really want to be like that, you want to give away as little as possible because if you telegraph just a little bit you're fucked. In boxing you can cover up and get a little shoulder towards the other guy but in mma you can't do that.

In mma if you leave just that one spot open you're dead, because there is so much to do. In boxing you just have to care about this one aspect.

I'm really happy watching mma, jon jones and mighty mouse are fucking awesome. And whittaker? Tony ferguson and Max holloway? We're in good times brother, watch the fights.

Get into the fights, train a little yourself and you'll understand. But mute the rogaine that motherfucker is biased as fuck and soooo fucking wrong so often.

>>77421749
could it be... autism

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Tyrone is utterly SHOOK and FINISHED

How will he EVER recover?

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>>77421813

Colby is just trying to be relevant

>>77421813
What a faggot.

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How would Tonya Evinger do in the UFC bantamweight division?

Also, I can't believe that people on this board like Kailin Curran

>>77421813
This is why UFC is always in control of fighters

I'm Tyron Woodley

I will leak the info on the UFC and Dana White here if I get a couple of (You)s

>>77421813
based colby cuckington bleaching tyrones whole career

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>>77421840

Hello Tyreese, please accept my (You)

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meesh

>>77421856
She finally fixed that nose? Good for her.

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>>77421840

gimme fights not fucking leaks

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>>77421860

>>77421856

Bellator when

>>77421848
>>77421861
K fuck it. I don't get any respect here so I'm not gonna satisfy the haters

>>77421861
Denmark is an fitefan? Bullshit.

>>77421885
guess what italy

>>77421856
>>77421866
s-shes perfect

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>>77421882

>Bisping has the audacity to criticize Jon Jones' performance against DC

Is this goof actually serious?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGuA6OscnUA

>>77421749

I do the same thing with mandrama. Never watch it but religiously listen to podcasts, read house-show reports, look at the quarterlies, brush-up on the backstage stuff etc.

I've always assumed it to be some kind of autism.

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>>77421813
tyrone btfod in shambles, based colby

>>77421832
There are people on this board who qould literaly suck Brisketti Spagherti's anus given the opportunity (they live in Florida), it's not weird that somebody likes some girl un comparison

>>77421832
>Also, I can't believe that people on this board like Kailin Curran
what can I say some people here are into beastiality the spammer alone should prove that to you

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>>77421813
just feed Tyrone to Colby already, then cut him and send him to Bellator and have Rory clown on him some more

Anyone have the Cruz home alone .jpg?

>>77421942
Can we meme a Woodley-Colby title fight for a Fight Pass headliner?

>>77421749
i like everything in and outside of the octagon, but i'm not that huge on pure stats and spreadsheets.
>I just realised today this might not be normal
it isn't, you're probably not, but who cares.

>>77421942
realistically in colby vs tyron the amount of boring will go in to the negatives and spew out the FOTY right? only the 2 most boring fighters in the ufc could make this happen

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>>77421749

I'm complete opposite. I just like watching them bang, I don't keep track of stats.

>>77421758
You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me?

>>77421972
Context on WebM>

is the guy who pretended to be spanish gone? am i the only spain flag here?

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>>77421984
Yes, sadly Spainsperg is long gone

>>77421983
>black dude is being black
>gets a free ticket to Schaub realm

>>77421994
so nobody owns this place anymore
it's a new era for heem

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>>77421972
>that hook

>>77422008
>so nobody owns this place anymore
it now belongs to the scatposter, nobody here to cyber bully him

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>drug tested

WHo is the most chinlet fighter of all time?

>>77421921

Jones looked like shit the first two rounds though

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>>77421970
>he doesn't enjoy the subtle twitches of a 25 minute long stare down

>>77421983
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3749907/That-s-not-Christian-Peaceful-protester-knocks-man-single-sickening-blow-playing-music-prayer-session.html

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Justine Kish vs Alexandra Albu needs to happen.

Two fucking cans with no head movement and good power going at it till one passes out.

>>77422039
Are you pretending now?

>>77422049
fuck you bitch

>>77422063

Are you

>>77421668

>weird, awkward style

Literally what does Scrub mean by this?

Does he think Conor is going to stand in that side-on Wu Shu stance in a fucking boxing match and that'll be enough to throw Mayweather off?

>>77422055
Albu looked like if you retracted your scapula and just started throwing hooks
No head movement looks so awkward, make it happen

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>>77422075
All boxing experts agree with Schaub's awkward angle comments. Time to move on

>>77422051
found the 4chan friendly version
http://freedomdaily.com/muslim-catholics-praying/

>>77422083

For sure Conor is gonna heem Floyd using mma angles

>>77422084
Lmao that dude was just looking at him like what's up dude why you stopped praying?

>>77422083

>comparing literal who boxers in a gym to the literal GOAT

Schaubposting is a mental illness.

>>77422109

>40
>Slow
>No reflexes anymore
>Chinlet

For sure Conor is gonna heem him inside a round

>>77421796
he's scared to fight, period lol

>>77421921
I was watching this straight after the fight and as much as I like Bisping, him and Kenflo were full of shit saying Jon didn't look as good as he usually does.
The fight was a lot like the first fight, DC landed some good strikes, way better than in the first but bloody hell it's DanieL Cormier. He's not some shitter, he's spent 3 years waiting for this fight. Are their expectations of Jon so high they thought he wouldn't get tagged at all?

Is there a JUSTer fighter than Hendricks?

>>77422227
Ronda Rousey.

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>>77421813
He makes himself so hard to like

>>77422227
DC

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renebr 3 steags a day

>>77422227

Jimi Manuwa

>Muh title shot
>Muh David Haye fight
>Gets heem'd in 40 seconds

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>Joe's shit eggs

How does he cook them to make them look so shit and wet?

Why can't he cook eggs?

What is wrong with him?

does anyone have the webm of Jeremy Stephens headkick Frankie

>>77422268
MINIMUM

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>>77422291
Rogan is the missing link between monkey and man.

>>77422076

When Albu watches her fight with Kailin back this week do you think she'll be embarrassed by how she did? She only won because Curran has super low fight IQ.

mike perry got dropped by a jab

>>77422268
Johnny "I can have Whataburger before weigh-ins as long as I don't get fries" Hendricks

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Apart from JJ and Clawja, Cynthia Calvillo has the highest fight IQ in her division.

You can't even prove me wrong.

How long till the fights tonight lads?

I was really high on Moraga after he'd beaten Scoggins by guillotine

I thought Moraga would legit be top 5 after that, sure he lost to Dodson and DJ but there were still plenty of good matchups for him.

>loses to Benavidez
W-well, at least he's still top 5. Joey B is the #2 flyweight in the world behind DJ, after all. And he'll fight a can next, easy win!
>loses to Nicolau
What the fuck? This was a close fight but I thought he won it, robbery!
>loses to Pettis, gets obliterated
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

I was glad to see him derail the Memetarian hype train at least. People thought he was legit going to be the FLW Fedor

>>77422339
dead cery n that upvote lmao

Should I be watching tuesday night contender? Haven't watched a single one yet, which is weird cos i usually watch even the most uninteresting of TUF etc

has it been any good?

>>77422328
t. Danny

ufc 214 had very little webms made

>>77422359
Jump on the Inoue hype train

>>77422309
I hope so, I think she needs the russian version of Edmond to say HEADMOVEMENT
The whole fight I was like this bitch is gonna get knocked out because her head is stiff as a board but Kailin respected her power too much

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>>77422307

Rogan is basically America's equivalent to Karl Pilkington but with even less self-awareness.

anyone make some?

>>77422427
Karl is a saint!

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>>77422427
How well would Rogan do if he was a UFC fighter in his prime? And what weight class would he even be in? He's got about 200+ pounds on him now, though he is on the juice.

>>77422464
i wouldn't call it juicing. he started taking test at an old age (45 i think) cuz the body produces less.

>>77422345
>be a jitz specialist
>fight a grappling can
>only shoot for takedowns in the last 40 seconds of each round

GREAT IQ

>>77422464
He held a whopping 2-1 record in amateur kickboxing before developing "headaches".
He wouldn't even make it 2 fights in the UFC,

>>77421813
What a boot licking faggot

>>77422480
I know he says that he keeps his test levels the same as when he was a young man, but how much bigger did it make him than he would be naturally, if at all? From what I can remember, Rogan was still pretty thick even before he started trt.

>>77422349
1am

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>>77422499
*blocks your path*

>>77422499
he started lifting weights very late in life. he said he only trained technique most of his life.

>>77422517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-nx0AsHng
*grabs your leg and fondles your ass*

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Why wouldn't DC throw his own oblique kicks?

>>77422540
He's a leglet with literally no reach

>>77422540
he did throw a couple but he's not fast enough

In order to have complete freedom in your shot selection and direction, you must first gain the ability to disconnect each limb from the body safely.
This is a right hand uppercut. But notice the separation in the shoulder joint. From the rotator cuff, to the clavicle and collar bone. The entire joint has complete freedom and separation.
That whip of a shot is free to go in any direction.
The same rules apply for every part of the body. Freedom in the body equals freedom in the strike.
Yours sincerely, the greatest.

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>>77422568

>>77422575
thanks

>>77422464
anyone else read this in his voice

please stop posting Daniel Cormier memes, it is very disrespectful

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There is absolutely 0 (zero) chance that this faggot isn't on the gas

>>77422588
I'm listening to his podcast with Eddie Bravo as I post in this thread and as I posted that image.

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>Ain't no succin tonight, boi

>>77421749
If you looked at numbers so long, you should be realising that they don't exactly make sense and fights are made in the octogon, not on paper

>>77422606
Africans tend to be pretty lean and muscular
>>77422593
DC's a big boy, I'm sure he'll end up meming about his crying mug whenever he returns

>>77422606
Nah, just dem dere BWC genetics mayne

>>77422631
This, DC is a good sport. Not the type to get butthurt about memes, he'd embrace em tbqh

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>Georges at MSG confirmed

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>>77422606

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>>77422631
>>77422644
>>77422593
>Dad was killed when he was 7
>Best friend dies in plane crash
>Daughter dies in car crash
>Fights on anyway
>Still good enough to be champion in any weight division besides LHW, JBJ is literally just that good
>Yfw DC goes on Rogan's podcast and laughs at the memes
We're all gonna make it, brah.

>>77422687
dc does that and he'll for sure be the 2nd best lhw on all time on shear guts alone

>>77422687
Joe better invite him! DC would have alot of interesting shit to talk about

i miss her lads

I'm going to make some webms because I'm bored

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Who /NoTime/ here?

>>77422741
Make 214 webms, if possible.

>>77422659
What the fuck was the point in the interim belt?

How do you skip the interim champ and go straight to undisputed?

This shit has to stop, fights are made because of good fighters not because of marketing.

>>77422741
Can you get webm of brunson headkick romero?

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>>77422606
everyone's on the gas you clown

>>77422743
he would KO gus, jones, rumble and bork laser in that order my guy

Do you guys believe woodley, he said UFC had already made GSP/Bisping official before announcement after Woodley's "poor" showing at 214. Does this mean Dana is just using Woodley to shift focus from Dana being a lying sack of shit?

>>77422778
I'd believe anyone over Dana. Plus, what reason would Woodley have to lie? He's not a known liar. Not to mention he's one of the most straightforward guys in the UFC.

>>77422800
I just wonder how Dana would explain Bisping/GSP if woodley fought impressive

>>77422757
It was a logical course of action when Bisping was injured. Then Whittaker's knee went all types of fucked up and Woodley pissed of Dana and Bisping doesn't want to wait another six months for a fight.

>>77422659
Why are his teeth such a straight line?

>>77422811
Honestly Dana's that parent that lies to their kid if they're misbehaving. The thing is, that parent was never actually going to take you to Disneyland anyway.

>>77422829
It's fucked up because two days before fight media kept asking Dana and he kept insisting Bisping is gonna sit out for Whittaker

>>77422811

Why do you think he owes anyone an explanation?

GSP is coming back as a MW. Woodley is a WW. If there's anyone who deserves an explanation it would be other MWs worthy of a title shot because they're the ones being screwed over. Currently there are none in that position. Whittaker has interim belt and he's sidelined with an injury.

Bisping/GSP fight has nothing to do with Woodley since it's not in his division.

Woodleys last 3 fights have been the most boring fights of all time

>>77422864
can GSP even make 170 without IV's?

>>77422864
What's going to happen after Bisping and GSP's fight though? Does the loser retire? Does GSP retire? Or do they both just retire since 1.) Bisping's old and 2.) GSP was already retired.

Was lesnar v carwin round 1 a 10-7?

>>77422864
There would still be contenders at MW if Bisping didn't force them to kill eachother off with bullshit injuries

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Look at that snark. Mainstream fake news MMA media cant handle real

"This is rich even for colby!"

Pitiful h8r

>>77422870

Wonderboy at 205 was great.

>>77422893

BisGOAT heems Whittaker after he heems GSP

>>77422920
What if GSP wins though? Is he going to defend the middleweight title against a stacked division? I really don't see that as being likely. I honestly think GSP quits either way.

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>>77422778
Nothing is official until there is a date and venue next to the names

>>77422915
Go away you loser

>>77422915
What does Dolby gain from this besides outing himself as a snitch and a kiss ass?

>>77422920
Bitchping loses via wrestlefuck to the other cowardly retiree, then is fed to Yoelito for a flying knee decapitation

>>77422943

GSP wont win

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>>77422902

Based BisKING playing 5D chess with those helpless pretenders.

>>77422943
Imagine rockhold fighting gsp, that would look hilarious.

>>77422958
>helpless pretenders
The only helpless pretender is Bisp'n

>>77421832
Evinger would likely be top five based on her total lack of fucks-giving. I hope they make Smith-Evinger next, that's a fucking fight.

>>77421970
Colby is a boring wrestlefucker but that's a thousand times better than someone who's boring because they don't fucking do anything.

Say what you will about Colby he's incredibly active.

>>77422893
>>77422943
GSP is envious of Conor andsaid on Bisping's podcast that he wants to do the double belt thing so look forward to him going to 170 if he wins.

>>77422947
Woodley is snitching on Dana to begin with

>>77422947
He is trying to stay relevant to get people to watch his fights because his style is not casual friendly by grinding people against the fence for 3 rounds

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>>77421697

Rose

>>77422973
But it's very likely GSP can't make 170 right?

>GSP hasnt fought in 4 years and had ACL surgery why out

Why does anyone think he's gonna be even half the fighter he was before when he comes back?

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Michael Dukakis

>>77422947
>What does Dolby gain from this besides outing himself as a snitch and a kiss ass?
Kissing Dana's ass is literally the only way to advance your career

>>77422992
Depends on what the aliens did to him, maybe they hooked him up with some space roids

what if we all beed nice for one day :)

>>77422977
More like blackmail. I like Woodley, but this seems like really retarded thing to do.
>>77422997
Or you can do like McMeme. Be exciting and casual friendly and Dana will be kissing YOUR ass.

>>77422893
BisKing's plan is to heem GSP in November and then fight Whittaker in England in January or February and retire win or lose

>>77422757
>How do you skip the interim champ and go straight to undisputed?

They're not, Whittaker is still the interim champ. He's injured. It's happened a couple of times at heavyweight before.

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>>77422758
I'll have a look after, it won't be good quality though

Just making some webms for me right now

>>77423017
You're a fool if you think Bisping fights again after GSP

>>77423030
Not an argument

>>77422987

Sure he can.

According to his trainers 170 is such an easy cut for him they've been toying with the idea of him cutting to LW.

>>77422987
who knows? last time he made it you were allowed to use IVs to rehydrate

>>77423028
>tfw you didn't say no homo

>>77423039
>GSP at LW
IT'S OVER FOR MCGOOBER

>>77423030
>finally gets a PPV cut
>bigger star than ever if when he heems georges
It's still a multi million dollar paycheck lad, why wouldn't he take it.

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>>77423039

That was always a lie, look at the dude making 170, explain to me how he's gonna cut another 15lbs

I mean he beat BJ at 170 twice, so why not go down to 155 while BJ was champ and take the belt and become a two time champ?

>>77423030
That is what the man says. He wouldnt hear the end of it if he never faced number 1 contender, he's gonna do it

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>>77423043
He's a good fighter, looking foward to his fight

>>77423080

>A chinlet
>Anyones champ

If GSP or Bisping pulls out will Yoel get the call?

>>77423119
Neither of them take that fight.

>>77422947
>
Colby literally chats shit all the time on Twitter
Why are people making a big deal out of this bloody hell. He means nothing by it

why is GSP fighting at middleweight

he's always fought at welterweight

now he could probably make lightweight

but no he's old and somehow gonna go up a division

>>77423088
He has a very defined chin, he's a good looking lad

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>GSP superman punch heems Bisbong
>Goober heems Floyd
>GSP vs Goober for WW belt while Tyron sits in the corner crying

>>77423139
He had a big weight cut to make it to 170. I could understand if he just didn't want to cut any more.

>>77423139
why is GSP fighting
fixed that for you

>>77423144
>no goldy to call the superman punch

he loved those ;_;

Tyron Woodley: 41/42 - 97.6%
Renan Barao: 34/35 - 97.1%
Jon Jones: 37/39 - 95%
Jose Aldo: 58/64 - 90.6%
Gustafsson: 35/41 - 85.4%
GSP: 46/54 - 85.2%
Cormier: 18/24 - 75%

>>77423171
When has jones been taken down besides the DC fight?

>>77423184
Gus

>>77423171
Wasnt Barao taken down a bunch of times his last fight ?

Does nobody care for seeing Weidman fight Tim Boetsch?

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A vote for Jon is a vote for the people

>>77423144
People need to realise GSP was from an old era of MMA.

Things have changed, there are more, better fighters right now. He would not even be top 10 in the UFC right now.

He's just not strong enough for today's fighters. His tactics would not work on Woodley. He could not stop a takedown from Maia.

How do you think Chuck Lidell would have done in today's LHW? LOL

UFC is much more competitive shut the fuck up about old champions they would not stand a chance in the current landscape.

>>77423233

Michael Bisping is literally the Middleweight Champion as we speak.

>>77423217
People would rather see Chris fight Jacare, but I think Boetsch is good matchup for Weidman

>>77423255
Bisping hasn't had a 4 year hiatus.

>>77423255
Bisping is weakest champion as we speak

>>77422345
rose would slaughter her

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>>77422628
What's that?

>>77423255
Because of Dana. Sometimes shit happens. He will be forgotten as soon as he loses the belt.

>>77423210
Sterling went 2 for 3 according to fightmetric.

>>77423300

>The peoples chinlet

>>77423300
Porier vs Lee?

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>>77423233
>UFC is much more competitive shut the fuck up about old champions they would not stand a chance in the current landscape

>>77423233
>His tactics would not work on Woodley.

Prime GSP would dismantle Woodley and make him look like scared little baby.

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>>77423327

>>77423335
im speaking of pride fedor
old champion and shiet

>>77423344

Mittrione is 39 and he just heem'd Fedora stiff lad

>>77423327
Yeah one exception and desu he only fought 10 good fighters the rest were ridiculous PRIDE match ups

>>77423233

Is this Canada or Australia with a proxy? Hard to tell.

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>>77423320
>The peoples chinlet

>>77423321
Porier vs Pettis

>>77423327
Early-Mid 2000s UFC was not very impressive in terms of skill sets. I mean, Chuck Liddell? Tito Ortiz? Frank Shamrock? Even Randy Couture lost to the Cock himself.

If Jones vs Brock happens, will it be the ultimate race baiting on /heem/ go into overdrive?

>>77423366
Fedor's been shot for a decade. Prime Fedor would have had the handspeed to turn Meathead into a vegetable.

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What are the era's in UFC? I only started following MMA with UFC 207 and it feels like I've missed the end of an era in many ways

>>77423404
Nah' we'll save that for Stipe vs Ngannou

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>Get punched in the face for a living for 13 years
>look better at the end of it

How do I achieve Bisping levels of unJUST?

>>77423414

Pre-USADA and post-USADA.

>>77423418
He just stopped shaving his head, my guy.

>>77423414
>shit, that could have been me
>>77423418
>look better at the end of it
His eye would like a word with you

>>77423414

>Early 2000's era
>Liddell era
>Spider era
>Jones era
>BisGOAT era

>>77423418
>man looks better with hair and a beard

news at 11

>>77423418
wait ten years and keep yourself in the style of the time so when you look back you arent attractive by the days standards

he looks better before desu, his eyes and temples are very nice, now he looks like a generic middle age man

>>77423372
You guys need to remember that before UFC 50 most of the fighters were just regular guys with some martial arts background and had to work part time at regular jobs because there was no money in the sport.

Now we have fighters making millions they can actually afford to have training camps, dietitians, coaches etc.

It's just a completely different level now.

>>77423418
get rocked by hendo

>>77423448

>i have no idea what im talking about the post

>>77422606
He's allegedly paying 1m or more for this camp, including personal doctors, systematic training methods, etc. That is a good combo to get into the best shape of his life, + the fact it's at 154, he doesn't need to worry about a drastic cut to 154. ]

source: im a 3-2 amateur mma fighter cum at me bru

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>>77423418
Some men really need beards to look good

>>77423286
you can't actually believe that

>>77423448
e is strong enough, he isn't a one trick pony and the only person who evaded his game was johny, a fellow wrestler

tyron vs gsp would be competetive

>>77423455
I wish I knew where you lived so I could find you and spit in your face.

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>>77423464
He literally looks like the textbook definition of the word "Goober" here.

>>77423471

Not to mention, juiced up Johny couldn't finish GSP.

Fight would definitely be competitive between GSP and Woodley.

>>77423448

>Now we have fighters making millions

Conor
Brock
DC
Jones
Anderson
GSP

Literally the only fighters who have ever made 1 mill +

>>77423490

Matt Serra KO'd GSP

>>77422966

Smith needs to send Bethe packing to Bellator 1st, anon

>>77423464
Oh lord he's like the definition of a chav.

Every kid in the early 2000s looked like that.

>>77423492

>Literally the only fighters who have ever made 1 mill +

In one fight? You can add Ronda, Nate and Cormier to the list. I'm also guessing Punk was backended at least another $500,000 on top of his official payday for appearing at 203.

>>77423490
Tyron would merk GSP.

Woodley is better champ than Bisping FACT

>>77423492
Your list lacks somebody, a once in EVER legendary figure

>>77423492
cain
overreem

>>77423492
You had to take that literally.

Let me be more specific. Look at a pre UFC 50 event. Average for a win was maybe $20k. You can't make a living off of that let alone have a personal team of coaches. Only the very top fighters can afford that.

Now there are way more fighters reaching this level of dedication thus the arena is more competitive.

>>77423519
>>77423531
>>77423532

Conor
Brock
DC
Jones
Anderson
GSP
Honda
Nate

Cain and Uberroid have never made over 1mill

>>77423532
Reem gets 800k, not quite milion

>>77423374
Pettis destroys him, and I'm a fan of Dustin as well

>>77423550
whats with the cain v. brock fight?

maybe not a million but close i guess tho

>>77423468
Rose is better at literally everything.

Literally. Everything. It wouldn't be competitive.

Could sea level Cain beat Jones?

>>77423584
i think this is the endgame

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>>77423584

>>77423584

Cain is finished, the dude has had 2 fights since 2013

>>77423584
no

>>77423584
Cain is like a better DC and DC was probably the 2nd closest fighter to beating Jones, Gus being the first.

JJ would give Cain lots of trouble but I think Cain would win in the end. Well, prime Cain. I still think he'd edge him out now.

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>>77423609
>Cain is finished

>>77423570
>lost to karolina
>will survive one round against cynthia
deluded

>>77423584
Could Jones beat JDS in his prime?

>>77423584
>Cain avenging DC
Would be so glorious!

>>77423630

>97 knee surgeries
>500 back surgeries

Yeah he'll be fine

>>77423642
At this rate Cain would return to the UFC as essentially a cyborg. We've yet to see Cain in his prime!

>>77423642
he looked awesome at 200

>>77423653

>Against Travis Browne

>>77423635
>Jon snaps Cain's knee in half with oblique knee
>Brown Pride cries on DC' s shoulder

Would be poetry

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>>77421668
Gunnar Nelson my guy

>>77423653
think he had another surgery after that

Cain vs Overeem needs to happen!

>>77423631
Oh for sure Calvillo can beat Rose in the clinch.

>>77423668
I'd rather see Cain vs Ngannou desu

>>77423670
glad you came to your senses

>>77423404
>le racebaiting xD
Grow up you moron, it's always white kids with small penises concerned about racebaiting in anyway they can.

>>77423660
and brock lesnar

>>77422823
>>77423023
Has nothing to do with Whittaker's knee numbnuts

>>77423681
>it's the waifuposter

I can't believe I bothered replying to you.

>>77423681
Would be Velasquez vs Kongo all over again..

>>77422606
He's on that EPO

Has based schaub broke down the dc/jon fight yet?

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>>77423684
>italians
>white boys
Italy ain't white from it's southern half DOWN

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What kind of dirt does T-Wood have on Dana?

>>77423702

>kongo almost heeming prime Cain multiple times in the fight

>>77423699
>it's the australian
we all know you can predict fights accurately, rose got this if you say so

>>77423722
T-Wood is his bull

>>77423722
He has a picture of him in his KKK robes

>Still no Thrill and the Agony for UFC 213

>>77423722
>no public apology

Dana just asked him if he wanted to be on Fox for the rest of his career.

>>77423722
he was present during that time when Dana went overboard with Megan Olivi

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>>77423611
i think that fight would look very similar to Jones/DC 2. Except the finish would come sooner, DC has a granite chin which velasquez lacks. Jones proved he can easily stymie the forward pressure that Dc was using, would Cain use a different approach? I dont think so. But we will probably find out since there is no fights at LHW that anyone cares about besides Gustafsson. Jones will be champion of two weight classes before the end of 2018, i guarantee it.

>>77423728
Kongo was lighting him up, turned Cain into panic wrestler

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I am going to bet a large amoun of monies to Mayweather by dec

Am I going to be surprised?

>>77423722
Photos of Dana snorting coke off Conor's ass.

>>77423761
Are you really a panic wrestler if you are primarily a wrestler?

>>77423764
I think the bookies will be surprised, I think they'll love you

>>77423233
>He would not even be top 10 in the UFC right now
mate, chill

>>77423769
He was comfortably striking until he was getting badly damaged causing him to panic and wrestle, yes

Werdum outboxed Cain but niggas acting he a threat to Jon standing up lol

>>77423764
Yes. Either the ref will stop the fight because McGregor is getting lit the fuck up or Kavanagh will throw in the towel.

>>77423800
Jon isn't a great boxer desu senpai

>>77423807

>>77423800
>mile-high level cain
Literally one of the worst heavyweights of all time, it's like a Jekyll and Hyde alter ego for Cain.

>>77423829
Conor won't quit because he loses all his talking points if he does, but he can throw Kavanagh under the bus.

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>>77421668

Upcoming events:

8/1: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 4
8/4: LFA 18
8/5: UFC FN 114
8/5: ACB 66
8/8: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 5
8/15: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 6
8/18: LFA 19
8/19: ACB 67
8/22: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 7
8/25: Glory 44
8/25: Bellator 182
8/26: some garbage boxing fight that only braindead casuals give a fuck about
8/29: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 8
8/31: Invicta FC 25

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>>77423847
Thank you