/heem/ WW GOAT EDITION

File: smugrashad.png (67KB, 444x472px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 444x472px

>>77400176
thanks OP

File: giphy.gif (2MB, 300x230px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x230px

>>77400176
Anyone got the webm of Double Cheeseburger getting >HEEM'd last night?

>WW GOAT
I unironically wish you die in a bus crash

File: 1485824833175.jpg (61KB, 647x587px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 647x587px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2hzzljxo7A
>yfw Karolina kicks the table dress

File: IMG_3584.jpg (50KB, 1042x254px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 1042x254px

You are welcome, winners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoWbEchLXws

guys, why wasn't DC this talkative last night when rogan interviewed him?

File: IMG_3152.png (243KB, 404x344px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 404x344px

>His smile and optimism: gone.

>>77400305
Because he was in pain as his hopes and dreams were shattered and his health potentialy altered forever. Now, why are you so fucking fat and dumb ?

File: IMG_3302.jpg (46KB, 500x659px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 500x659px

terrible thread the schaub one was much better

>>77400259
No one cares. Bragging is worse than after timing.

File: when u finally get the dicc.png (112KB, 259x231px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 259x231px

>>77400307
>succposting is over
rip

File: thnxOP.jpg (13KB, 245x376px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 245x376px

>>77400326
keep crying bitch nigga

UFC 2 simulation almost spot on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=citPWVZ9RFc

Why wouldn't Jon call out Schaub if he wanted the biggest name possible? Is it just because he knows brock is the easier fight? Seems cowardly

>>77400353
Not as spot on as this.
https://youtu.be/1jagkhQbUFA

File: IMG_3655.jpg (71KB, 692x706px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 692x706px

>"You think your feeble shin will prevent the SUCC?"

>>77400330
Stay jealous h8r

File: 1500786694706.jpg (161KB, 800x480px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 800x480px

>>77400337

Does Khabib have any chance against Conor?

File: daniel-cormier-post-ufc-200-1.jpg (639KB, 1000x666px) Image search: [Google]

639KB, 1000x666px

>You think im just gonna let you delete me Jon?

so we all agree that the night wasnt complete because of Gabi autisticly scratching that chicks eye right?

>>77400362
Schaub's brain would literally shut down if he took another jab.

Schaub developed a new stage of CTE nobody thought was possible.

The athletic commission is working with the government to protect and study him at all costs to further CTE research.

He gets paid millions for this, but because it's top secret, the government has to book comedy shows for him, attended only by government workers.

File: DC-head-2.png (320KB, 360x500px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 360x500px

>>77400453

>>77400445
Conor is a meme and a manlet, he only fought against cans and little men.

>>77400176
Contender Tyron: Numerous post fight bonuses + consistent KOs against world class athletes

Champ Tyron: Already at the top so no point in taking risks, play it safe and pocket that champ salary regardless of lackluster performance

We have ourselves a black GSP in a sense.

File: You got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear'em around like you're cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and it's probably cause you think you're cooler than me.jpg (30KB, 647x340px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 647x340px

>>77400238
>when I get dat guy's belt (..) I may have to jump up and fookin drag Floyd Mayweather up here

and then he did it the absolute madman

>>77400478
kinda of like a less skillful, less rich version of Floyd Mayweather

>>77400478
Tyron is somehow whiter than GSP and yet so dark. Really makes you think.

File: 5097337+_2cf12d702ca0dc9b69236ca0b2e6d63c.png (842KB, 1280x684px) Image search: [Google]

842KB, 1280x684px

>>77400455
Pic related didn't want anything to do with gabi

>>77400478
But people generally like GSP.

>>77400353
DC should have watched that before the fight...

>>77400509
FUCK GreaseSP

he single handedly ruined MMA forever with his shitty safe point fighting

File: the_simpsons_eeeexcelent.png (234KB, 469x340px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 469x340px

>>77400545
Just create your own promotion with special rules for ultra-violence.

Might be fun to watch GSP jab woodleys face off for 5 rounds tbqh

>>77400574
Sadly, Tyrone moves in a way that limits striking exchanges to a minimum. It's why his fights are so boring now.

>>77400571
if UFC had a rule where you couldn't win by decision unless both of you were bleeding it would be 100X better

Why is everyone avoiding the elephant in the room? Schaub nailed his analysis on the mainevent last night.

File: BLEED.jpg (7KB, 260x193px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 260x193px

>>77400600

Can someone please post the Rizin goofs

>>77400574
Woodley would kill gsp. Gsps deleted man

Would MMA be better if there was no rounds? Just 15 or 25 minutes straight of fighting? With no breaks or letting someone up when they're getting beaten at the end of a round?

>>77400611
He's done it so many times now that even h8rs realize its the norm now

>>77400643
Basically everrybody won Rizin because its fixed af

Was steaked up Hendricks the goat welterweight?

>>77400650
Pretty sure it's been tried. Most likely it just ends with one guy laying on top of another for a long time.

File: Who did it.png (295KB, 406x380px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 406x380px

>>77400643
Friendly reminder I didn't get goofed

>>77400644
Remember how Jon Jones was deleted because he looked like shit against OSP and DC had him figured out completely?

>>77400611
Fucking Chael picked right

CHAEL P. SONNEN, P stands for I can't predict these things.

File: los-angeles-usa-19th-jan-2017-mixed-martial-arts-star-michael-bisping-hhr353.jpg (34KB, 358x540px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 358x540px

*cucks Woodley*

>>77400661
I know, I've seen the stats only. I need to see if I'm a goof or not.

>>77400621
just bleed guy was a oracle sent to protect us from this boring future

but we didn't listen
we just laughed
and now look

File: HEEM-Predicts-Rizin-6.jpg (621KB, 2500x1600px) Image search: [Google]

621KB, 2500x1600px

>>77400643
>>77400675
yeah i fixed it. forgot to post

>>77400176

DC is fucked, he's too addicted to food to drop down to WW where he's at average size and if he goes up to HW, which he doesn't want to cause of cain, Jon is just gonna follow him and take that belt too LHW he won't go to cause of Luke also. That's probably why Joe interviewed him assuming he was gonna retire and just commentate

Jon is confusing though, why is Stipe too big for him but he calls out bork? IMO he'd probably beat Stipe.

>>77400650
Id say Yes. 15 or 25 min non stop rounds with no gloves and everything legal except eyepokes biting and groin strikes. As close to a streetfight aß possible...

>>77400680
DC did have him figured out completely.
The problem was that DC is 40 and half Jon's size. Jon was losing the fight

>>77400691
Ah of course I got goofed, I picked the chubby russian

>>77400693
Stipe will punch him and possibly heem him, bork will try to wrestle him.

File: 1501391736596sp.png (164KB, 404x344px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 404x344px

What can I do to make him feel better?

>>77400709
bork would break both of jones chicken legs with his first takedown

>>77400719
euthanasia

>>77400693
Stipe will have a similar reach and isn't an injured old man that will get USADA'd.

>>77400729
I think you'll be surprised.

>>77400693
Bork is the bigger money fight

File: images-1.jpg (7KB, 299x168px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 299x168px

>>77400719

>>77400693
Bork
>huge payday
>casuals will eat it up
>one trick pony, Jones knows he can avoid it too
>big mchuge
Stipe
>less of a payday
>casuals don't give a fuck
>well rounded
>dangerous as fuck
>a little bigger

It's mostly a business decision

>>77400706
you can always find pretty much every heem picks ever done here

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/HEEM-Predicts/

>>77400758
It's why Connor will always be greater than Jon.
Jon, at the end of the day, is a pussy that will constantly duck and maximize his match-ups as much as he can.

>>77400763
Thanks

>>77400773
Lol

>>77400689
Shit sucks, yeah.

File: 1500786377735.jpg (92KB, 604x600px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 604x600px

>>77400719

$500 popeyes gift card

>>77400758
Stipe is way bigger than jones.

>>77400325
lol frenchfag. you DCucks are a fucking laughingstock. when will you learn?

>>77400789
Jon likely walks around at 250 or so.

>>77400719
The sadness, fear and despair in his eyes is tearing me appart.

>>77400789
Stipe is 240 pounds, Jon is 230, it's not that much bigger. Lesnar is probably something like 280

File: 54233.jpg (16KB, 275x183px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 275x183px

>>77400693
Well gee, we all wonder the same thing. It's not like Bork helped Mark Hunt, a fat old manlet who lost the fight and fought like crap, cash in 700k$ in 15mins.

>>77400817
Lesnar walks at 300+

>>77400817
Bork Laser is so big he literally has to cut to make 285

File: 1463283150448.jpg (2MB, 3216x2416px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3216x2416px

>>77400763
picks used to be so weird going back and looking now

http://www.strawpoll.me/13578037

>>77400806
He said it's 225.

>all the praise Jon is heaping on Daniel in various interviews
I want to believe it's genuine so bad. I want to believe he's finally got his shit together, and we are gonna legitimately be in the GOAT era for a long time. Please Jon, don't fuck this up.

File: IMG_6521.jpg (13KB, 172x226px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 172x226px

>tfw no more succ memes

File: justdc.png (71KB, 235x242px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 235x242px

>>77400808

I know right. It looks like he's standing before the gates to hell

File: 1494688886088.png (186KB, 500x483px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 500x483px

>Kailin posting is dead

>>77400829
>>77400826
HW limit is at 265, Brok probably isn't cutting 35 pounds of water weight, that's a little excessive

File: Laugh.gif (2MB, 200x150px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 200x150px

>>77400462

>>77400872
will he ever make a facial expression like this again?

>>77400873
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*

>tfw DC will retire to his wife and kids with a great commentary job and enough money to buy Popeyes for a lifetime

File: et tu, succ.jpg (54KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 600x400px

>>77400851
you really think i'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon?

>>77400878
new rules require them to walk around at a certain weight before cutting. i'm not sure what the weight limit is for heavyweights though.

File: albu.png (626KB, 793x446px) Image search: [Google]

626KB, 793x446px

>>77400872

File: 1501209342470.png (1015KB, 1348x740px) Image search: [Google]

1015KB, 1348x740px

>>77400843
Fear not Slobodan, Jon ''congressman'' Jones is a man of integrity. He will pray for DC's early recovery before bed every night.

Is DC gonna go heavyweight or is he deleted?

File: image.jpg (98KB, 702x595px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 702x595px

Was DC sent to the shadow realm?

>>77400885
We couldn't protect that smile.

>>77400914
D.C. Was dreaming of giving Jon the succ. He looks so happy in that photo.

>>77400935
I just want him to keep heeming people spectacularly and not get suspended again cause he did bath salts and ate Dana's face.
>Dana talking through a text-to-speech from his hospital bed
>''Jon's in a hard place right now, it's tough, but i have faith he'll make a comeback''

File: tips the towel.png (835KB, 1080x1010px) Image search: [Google]

835KB, 1080x1010px

>>77400941
He was heemed silly, he behaves kinda like Lawler did after Nick whooped him

https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/891740959440064512/video/1

File: I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.jpg (128KB, 1241x695px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1241x695px

>>77400719
it's literally kid after getting a beating from his father

File: DF-L5CEUIAEZ-jd.jpg (109KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 1024x683px

why is he dressed like that

For me it's Randa Markos. Hope she heems that Grasso pig next weekend.

>>77400954

cut

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MNUJTFjT4iY

Post a more cringe-inducing MMA related video

>>77400954
Rooted against her last night just because of you, Calendar.

File: sudoku.jpg (63KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 800x800px

>>77400914
>Daughter dies in car crash
>Best friend dies in plane crash
>Comes in 2nd all his life
Does anyone else get the feeling that DC kind of wanted to die in this fight considering how fucked up and tragic his life has been?
All he wanted was an honorable death in the ring, a warrior's death.
It's almost like the pearly gates were finally within reach, but Jon cucked him out of not just the championship belt, but the sweet release of death as well.

J U S T

File: ufc-fighter-tyron-woodley.jpg (118KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1600x900px

Introducing the champion!

TYRON "______" WOODLEY!

File: 14282374979959.jpg (56KB, 300x360px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 300x360px

>>77400719
DC SHOULD HAVE WON ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77401019
The Frozen One

>>77401013
HOL UP

SO U BE SAYIN IZ, HE'D SIT THERE AND LET JON KILL HIM ?

File: ScreenShot_20170730023202.png (568KB, 551x548px) Image search: [Google]

568KB, 551x548px

>>77400208
The worst champion in ufc history.

>>77401042

kek

File: hoodiebro.jpg (192KB, 720x933px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 720x933px

leave jones to me

*rubs chin menacingly*

>>77400976
Fucking idiots should have let him stay down for a while. Remember Teixeira panic wrestling the guy from the commission after the Rumble KO? Drives me crazy how often you see guys rushed to the stool, I don't know how they expected DC to act since he'd just been brutally knocked out. Dana White looks really pissed

>Use Rizin's ruleset
>You have good fights now
wow so hard

But seriously, Cowboy was robbed.

>>77401066
Dave Meltzer

>>77400719
You don't, he'll be sad about this until the end of his days

>>77401154
it was a close fight

>>77401111
>hand in pocket instead of protecting your chin within striking distance of dat immigrant mentality

be careful

>6'4"
>pro fighter
>rich
>handsome
>independently wealthy
>successful podcast
>funny
>loyal
>exploding comedy career
>fat hog
Damn brendan is really a catch.

>>77401013
p4p saddest life

The Eddie Bravo Invitational tonight is going to be fun. It's an all women card. Tons of cuties.

>>77401198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWAiFYinYgo
I'm looking forward to Woodley fighting on the pre-lim of GSP vs Bisping

File: brooke mayo.jpg (142KB, 1080x1349px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 1080x1349px

>>77401223
This is cute in Canada?

File: image.jpg (116KB, 1242x922px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 1242x922px

How do you go from this......

>>77401255
Yeah unless you are some kind of queer

>>77401154
Lawyer won the decision.
Cowboy won the fight

File: 1479020787162.png (182KB, 367x367px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 367x367px

>>77400719
interview him. keep asking him questions about his loss and maybe he'll stop crying.

File: image.jpg (69KB, 902x768px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 902x768px

>>77401256
To this?

>>77400719
DC didn't deserve this

>>77401255
Hard 6-Soft 7. Bangable, but that's after a few drinks. Not piss drunk, but just like 4-5 feel goods drinks.

>>77401276
the next podcast should be interesting, rogan really seems to regret it

>>77401276
To be fair Rogan feels like a complete idiot and asshole for doing that. He's apologized online repeatedly, and no doubt has apologized to DC face to face.

I wonder if Rogan was told to interview DC because he tried to leave the cage

how will it feel when twood goes down as #2 WW of all time (#1 if GSP stops being a scared little whiteboi)?

>>77401292
They told Rogan not to interview DC but he went ahead and did it anyway. Goof probably forgot to take his daily dose of alpha brain

File: 18011760_1914457898833031_2104457503147294720_n.jpg (37KB, 443x443px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 443x443px

>>77401274
Brooke "Man Face" Mayo

>>77401292
He says no one told him to and it was "100% his fuck up"

File: IMG_2821.png (873KB, 715x661px) Image search: [Google]

873KB, 715x661px

>tfw was so concussed he didn't even know he was knocked out

>>77401314
There is more than 1 woman fighting, and if those tits don't make you drool, you are indeed a queer.

hey pussies are you still there

>>77401343
sup faggot

>>77401329
Do you jot see the extremely masculine face above those tits or do you just not car about man faced chicks? You must love traps

>>77401328
DC... had a hard life.
He needs some time to rest.

File: 1491712937434.png (2MB, 954x704px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 954x704px

>his smile and optimism gone forever

File: Tenshin puts Saiga in a coffin.webm (3MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 960x540px

>>77401328
this is a brutal business

Really wonder how the UFC on Fox tea were so relaxed and Not fased after DC's KO. Even I was kinda bummed out and depressed after it and I never met the man. Not Sure if its Professionalism or they dont really care about him that much and are just "show bit buddies"

>>77401346
All women are beautiful. Except the homely ones and that woman is not homely homie.

File: 1400298291980.gif (882KB, 317x307px) Image search: [Google]

882KB, 317x307px

>>77401328
>your leg genetics suck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luPcXDoJZaI

File: 1457128925242.jpg (67KB, 1125x907px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 1125x907px

>>77401328
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Daniel_Cormier_After_Getting_Knocked_Out_UFC_214/10186708

Joe is going to have to lay off the weed for a while or else his is going to be having bad trips of DC crying on him

File: tfw_the_alpha_brain_kicks_in.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>77401306
>>77401316
What a goober, it was Rogan himself that made such a big deal out of the interviews after the nonsense with Reem

File: TalkGenten-3-Miyu.jpg (75KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 640x960px

Miyuu.

>>77401154
It was a very close, very bad fight. Honestly should've given them a draw as punishment

File: YEEAAHHHH.jpg (160KB, 609x609px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 609x609px

Rate OC

>>77401371
No sound?

>>77401407
hard work/10

>>77400729
Nah, just his toes.

File: dc feels.jpg (69KB, 853x480px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 853x480px

>>77401371
bout 3:24 he starts to realise what happened

Id feel bad for dc if he was humble and grounded and not a stuck up faggot prick talking shit literally every second of his fucking life. He was blowing this shit up for YEARS. And when Jones finally iced him for good, not only does the trash talk stop - he cries like a little bitch on another dudes shoulder. He got what was coming to him.

Looking back it is sort of sad to watch the fight. The whole time death is around the corner and DC is half smirking and shaking his head no as Jones makes glancing blows -during the fight you think he is being cocky but now its almost as if he was in total denial that he would never rise to glory like wanted to.

>>77400918
Pretty sure that's only in California

>>77401429
No UFC cut the corner audio after the fight ends

anyone else think DC should have just wrestled? he wasn't gonna beat Jones standing, he could have had a chance taking him down and leg riding and shooting a lot when jones inevitably got up. did he even threaten a takedown more than once? sure, jones outwrestled him in the first fight but to just abandon your greatest strength doesn't seem smart.

>>77401404

What? That was a great fight. They were perfectly matched. Definitely agree cowbow shouldve won.

>>77401276
Did Rogan just verbally retired a concussed fighter again?

>>77401429
Dana's audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSet6htnVcQ

File: IMG_2791.gif (8KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 645x773px

I hope DC's wife made DC a nice dinner and cuddled him all night

File: dc feels.webm (2MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x480px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlxH9-TYseY

>>77400221
that has to be one of the best combinations i've seen conor do, baiting aldo into putting his legs up on the table and leaving the belt unguarded
truly a protégé

>>77401510
yeah a nice dinner with his wife and daughter

oh wait...

>>77401013
Dad was also killed by a crazy neighbor in high school.

DC had a rough life, but at least he's a millionaire.

I WILL LET YOU DOWN

File: IMG_2796.jpg (24KB, 255x255px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 255x255px

>>77401536
Delet this

Is DC gonna retire now?

File: maxresdefault[1].jpg (86KB, 1440x1080px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 1440x1080px

>>77401511

>>77401398
GOD!

She's old enough to be my mom.

File: Lawler-vs-Cerrone.jpg (176KB, 649x319px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 649x319px

>UFC isn't ri-

>>77401567
Lawler 1 & 3

>been out all day waiting until I can get home to torrent Rizin
>finally get to go home, excited as fuck
>no torrent yet
Someone must of ripped it surely. Does anyone know any Nippon torrent sites?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giDI67BNvBs

Is GSP really that big of a draw anymore?

I've never found him entertaining in the octagon.

I was watching 214 at a sports bar with some friends and some guy and his titcow gf were sitting near us, I think I spent more time looking at her cans than I did watching Woodley-Maia. She also fell asleep in the 3rd round.

>>77401598
some of the individual fights are on youtube

File: IMG_6525.jpg (77KB, 713x803px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 713x803px

Evinger=dnb

>>77401567
Meh, round 3 they basically landed evenly but Donald was going backwards the entire time. It was the right decision. If he wanted to win he should have outstruck him.

File: Tyron-Woodley-201-Robbie-Lawler.png (407KB, 730x380px) Image search: [Google]

407KB, 730x380px

Which poor white boi is he gonna embarrass next?

>>77401616
Top kek

>>77401511
Why do people hate on this man? Am I the only one that roots for DC?

>>77401603
Probably, his record is still impressive, he is still charismatic, he still is Canada's golden boy, he is still good looking with French accent.
People remember those things but forget that his fights were boring

>>77401622
Every paying customer

>>77401630
t. reddit

>>77401630
He's my boy since he heemed Bigfoot in the Strikeforce GP

>THIS IS THE CARD OF THE CENTURY
>YOU.NEED.THIS.CARD.
>Fine i'll buy my first ppv, its the least the UFC deserves for years of entertainment

>Shitty knockout in the first 30 seconds
>Two bald guys miss 90% of their swings with no technique
>Soccer mom gets weakly tko'd by a literal man
>Literally the worst fight i've ever seen in my life
>/myguy/ Cormier gets knocked the fuck out by a crackhead with a DUI

Actually gonna kill myself before I consider buying another card

>>77401614
I gotta have the whole thing. I was ready to make my favourite bourbon cocktail and watch some JMMA fugg.

>>77401655
pussy

>>77401655
>buying ReebokFC events ever
You dumb leaf.

>>77401655
Hey you still here pussy?

>>77401622
IDK man, he's literally already embarrassed all the ones who are worthy of a title shot.

>>77401019
Soon to be homeless one

>>77401656
It's totally worth it, the production was fantastic.

>>77401630
Only faggots and niggers hate DC.

someone needs to make a "just be yourself" maymay with jones and cormier

File: rory.jpg (107KB, 673x784px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 673x784px

>>77401685
*sips black tears*

>>77401656
Yeah Fite TV have a full replay up but it's only accessible if you bought the iPPV.

Tyron's lineup has been looking a little wack all throughout the buildup to 214. Nigga needs a new barber.

>>77401703
Too bad he literally not in the same league as Woodley.

File: hendo laffs.jpg (102KB, 1200x678px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 1200x678px

>>77401692
>mfw people say the UFC can compete

File: hey.webm (365KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

365KB, 1280x720px

>tfw pussy is no longer there

File: WE.png (323KB, 354x668px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 354x668px

Anyone else infuriated by that nigger justifying Woodley in the post fight presser, bet he's some fuck ass journalist who by affirmative action got into a black university or some shit like that

File: Rizin Feet.webm (2MB, 708x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 708x720px

if any of you havent seen the Shinjuju fight

https://rutube.ru/video/69cd88c9b3f5e7de9b65677fb06bc3d4/

i think with some more wrestling she could make a ufc debut at 125 within 2 years

File: TyroneWoodley.png (369KB, 632x788px) Image search: [Google]

369KB, 632x788px

>>77401742
You know it's gonna be a shit question when Tyrone calls the journalist "brother"

>>77401276
>>77401287
>>77401290
>>77401460
It's possible he was in shock from seeing his friend and such a tough guy get brutally heemed so he just went on autopilot. His thought process probably mixed up several things
>worry for DC, need to check on him
>want to support him
>want to give him a chance to save face
And it all got mixed up and he just goofed.

if a negro has great beard genetics you know he just has BBC genetics

>woodley
>jones
>romero

on the other hand look at cormiers weak beard

File: ibp3dxZy2Vys4F.jpg (63KB, 848x900px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 848x900px

>Jimmy Manuwa
>Rogan talks about how he started MMA in his late 20s, had never trained in anything before the age of 28
>suddenly from deep within my bitter, cold heart a spark of hope emerges
>maybe I can make something of myself after all! Maybe I can turn things around! It's never too late!
>he gets KO'd in thirty seconds
Aaaaand it's gone.

I agree that last night's co-main was a snoozer but I think Dana is being a little bit of a faggot about the whole situation, especially how he was shitting on Woodley in the post-fight and the whole situation with GSP.

If I was T-Wood I would grow out some dreads and show up to my next press conference in a BLM shirt and sunglasses and just answer everything with "you know why I'm here." If Dana doesn't re-sign me I just go to Bellator and destroy has-beens in highlight worthy fashion and pick up an easy paycheck.

>>77401760

>Jones
>BBC genetics

More like limp noodle genetics.

Who is your favorite woman's MMA fighter of all times?

>>77401773
go to bed daniel boy

>>77401768
Jimi already got ktfo by gus and rumble

>>77401796
My favourite female Mixed Marital Arse-tits is your mum m8.

File: picks!.jpg (151KB, 2500x2500px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 2500x2500px

Sergio Pettis vs. Brandon Moreno
Randa Markos vs. Alexa Grasso
Alan Jouban vs. Niko Price
Martín Bravo vs. Humberto Bandenay
Sam Alvey vs. Rashad Evans
Alejandro Pérez vs. Andre Soukhamthath

>>77400719
Give him a big bucket of popeyes, then S U C C him while he's shitting and eating the chicken all at once

is volkan the saviour of LHW?

>>77401824
No idea but I do want to cuddle Markos

who is you're least favourite UFC fighter currently on the roster?

>>77401845
Daniel Cormier

>>77401841
Cody is shit but has a decent chin I could see him not getting heemed in the first, he has no ground game at all which is which I think Sage will beat the shit him to the ground and sub him

>>77401804
Didn't know his back story before last night though.

>>77401871
Aldo's lost once in his career, and it was a decade ago. He's beat everyone in the division other than Conor. He's the fastest featherweight in the world for the first three rounds at least, and his run had a bunch of vicious KOs over very good guys.

Conor's definitely got a chance, but Aldo being the underdog is completely fucking insane.

Only question as far as I'm concerned is if Aldo's slowed down at all. He's been fighting a long, long time, and he's had a few injuries. If Aldo's at 100% and looks like he's still in his prime, I give it to him 9/10 times.

>>77401845
kebab tiramisugomedov, zero redeeming qualities

File: IMG_3587.jpg (115KB, 1125x884px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1125x884px

Fight Night Saitama in September will air on FXX and the Winnipeg card in December will be a FOX card

>>77401042
ayo hol up... demar derozan from nba team toronto raptors is sometimes called demar defrozen when he has a bad game, and he's from compton... woodley was in the movie "straight outta compton..." something isn't adding up here

File: 1439329283007.jpg (24KB, 362x362px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 362x362px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU1XTLxfRMc

>>77401825
I need a visual representation of this

>>77401887
he will smesh your face

>>77401757
>>worry for DC, need to check on him
>>want to support him

that could be done off camera

>>want to give him a chance to save face

I think that was the case cuz DC was acting mad after the ko and his public image is important if he wants to continue working as an analyst,but in the end it backfired really hard

>>77401889

Gokhan Saki is debuting at FN Saitama, last I heard anyway. I'm pretty hype.

File: sleepingman.jpg (120KB, 800x546px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 800x546px

>buttscooters trying mma in 2017

>>77401565
you wish

>>77401901
your testicles seasoned with your bull's dick cheese, probably

I'm gonna drink a Coors Light.

That's a COORS Light, because Bud Light won't pay me nothin'.

All you motherfuckers on steroids

>>77401901
why don't you ask her instead of randoms on 4chan

>>77401887
One thing that I'm excited about is that Aldo was criticized for his sort of lack luster, no passion approach in some of his fights, but you know without a doubt that he wants this one bad.

The Mendes fight got personal and he was like a wolf backed into a corner throughout the entire fight. Aldo needs the mental game to be on point.

>>77401154
ya definitely. MMA judges rely way to much on this "advancing" thing as a way to judge. "Advancing" doesn't mean you're winning a match.

Jones is a reach baby and Cormier is a good person

>>77401949
I used to fuck guys like you in high school

File: 1501254019913.jpg (25KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 480x480px

>>77401889
Wouldn't be surprised if Brock/Jones takes place on that Fox card. Brock and his brother have a farm in Saskatchewan, which is a hip skip and a jump away. Brock loves Canada, I'm sure he would be happy to fight here.

I know what you're thinking, why put Brock/Jones on tv when you could make bank on PPV. Well, here it is. The UFC/FOX contract ends in 2018. The next tv contract negotiations have already started. FOX has exclusive negotiation rights until October, at which point they can start talking to other people. The last UFC on Fox card did near all time low ratings, a bad start point for negotiations. Think about it like this. Put a superfight on tv to get record ratings, and then make a TV deal off that.

Any pay per view revenue lost, would be made up by Conor fighting in December, like he said he wants to. Of course that all depends on how the fight, and how much money he makes, with Mayweather goes.

Think about it folks.

>>77401845
Tony Ferguson ans khabib

File: 1496001891028.jpg (205KB, 799x1198px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 799x1198px

>>77401824

Pettis
Grasso
Banjo
Bravo
Alvey
Perez

File: Horiguchi donks Tokoro.webm (3MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 960x540px

>>77401910
yeah he's fighting the guy Ion Cutelaba just lamped in 20 seconds

>>77401963
>Brock/Jones takes place on that Fox card
no

>>77401567
he did outland him in round 3. The decision was based on him backing up which is fucking stupid.

>>77401845
conor mcgregor 2bh

has absolutely no right to hold that belt when he cant even beat a mediocre fighter like diaz

taps like a chicken at the beginning of the year and gets a title at the end

now fucked off to get knocked out by a 41 year old with brittle hands

>>77401984
Understand the bigger picture man. PPV is dying. Spike ratings and get a bigger TV deal. That's what it's all about now.

>>77401985
in my eyes, this is the best aldo can possibly be. he literally had two full training camps for conor. ring rust wont be an issue seen as he trained to fight this man
twice and got to drill his gameplan over and over
same for both guys, whoever wins it will be because he was the better man

>>77401845
for me it's tyrone

>>77401997
PPV isn't dying

dont tell me we're gonna have to put up with fake picks again. what does this guy get out of it?

>>77401997
you're an idiot

>>77401997
>PPV is dying
UFC 214 hat over 1 Million buys

I have to think that Dana is fucking Holly or paying her under the table or something.

She beat Ronda, got memed in her next THREE fights, beat the can/gatekeeper of the BW division, and now she's fighting Cyborg for the FW belt?

C'mon, son.

>>77401997
you're an idiot

File: 1498033159539.jpg (12KB, 474x473px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 474x473px

>>77402010

>>77401989
at least he actually shows up dude

>>77402030
there is no one else to even discuss giving the fight to at the moment

>>77402030
don't tell me you're taking wmma seriously lmao
i thought noone even watches that stuff?

File: Jon Jones trying to get his dicc succed on the internet.jpg (162KB, 1600x859px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 1600x859px

You guys think Cormier will be on Jew hour tomorrow ? He always calls in after his fights but will he be alright to do it this time ?

>>77402054
they'll have a cry together

>>77402030
She's pretty much the only other fw tbf, also cyborg's a good fight for her autistic counter striker style

>>77402054
he's going to permaheem himself live christine chubbuck style

>>77402042
zero (0) title defenses

he memed his way to two titles, got pregnant and then bailed.

tell me again how dis nigga "shows up"

Given what the average American woman looks like in 2017 you'd think women's FW would be the most stacked division in the UFC.

>>77402071
Like all major sporting organizations, UFC has no actual interest in banning PEDs from competition. It would just lead to worse fighters, and stars out for years with nagging injuries. Audiences don't want that.

What audiences want is to be sold the fantasy that top level athletes are natty, while still having those athletes compete at levels that are impossible naturally. So you end up with allegedly "tough" drug testing policies that mysteriously don't seem to catch anyone important, even obvious juicers like Sage.

Every once in a while they'll pop someone, either as a sacrificial lamb so they can say their policies are working, or because they've become so blatant and careless that they have no choice (see Overeem). By and large, though, UFC anti-doping policy is not actually intended to stop doping.

>>77402030
Holly will smoke Cyborg are you serious?

>>77402054
kek, makes me feel good to have oc reposted

File: GOOFd.png (127KB, 202x251px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 202x251px

Hey Tyron buddeh. I'll show you how a real fight goes down

>>77402027
Provide a source or get in the oven

You guys mock me, but Christmas is a long way away. Just wait.

>>77402069
first step is making weight iirc

File: kek (3).png (168KB, 748x756px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 748x756px

>>77402077
>Holly will smoke Cyborg are you serious?
Canada competing to be the new Australia

>>77402077
Heem yourself my man

File: Mexico-vs-World.jpg (495KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 1500x1500px

what's the score gonna be and why is Mexico going to have a clean sweep?

File: heem when you succ but he aint nuttin.png (542KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

542KB, 960x540px

>>77400719

>>77402102
>"win" all sparring rounds
>dude gets so frustrated he starts throwing spinning shit
should be a fucking death penalty

File: randa02a.jpg (36KB, 600x387px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 600x387px

>>77402102
Markos is our new waifu

>>77402082
no, first step is taking a fight and conor doesnt do that

he literally wont defend his titles and only beats midgets.

when he fights someone of similar size and reach, he looks clueless. he is like a manlet, discount version of jon jones accept much, much less talented and exciting. both reachbabbies but at least jones has the excuse that he isnt dodging anyone

>>77402125
I think Hall will beat Artem because he might not be retarded enough to try and stand with him, but then again he stood with Saul because he's a cocky autist so who knows

>>77402089
>>77402097

How does Cyborg beat Holly?

>>77402125
canada's brave white randa markos

Tyrone won the decision, Maia won the fight.

>>77402131
I agree. Markos is /mygal/

File: Voltron Turkroachdemir.jpg (100KB, 640x427px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 640x427px

>yfw he's the first to beat Jon Jones

>>77402128
dam ned ur on a roll these past few days, i like it

>>77402146
the same way she beat every other opponent. the cyborg way. constant pressure and hitting harder than any other woman

>>77402128
No

File: 20150226063302_Bout_7_Pose.jpg (43KB, 640x427px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 640x427px

>>77402102
>Soukhamthath

>>77402125
Alexa has been my girl since before the Inoue fight and will remain so

>>77402155
I would make him fight Glover first

File: junn-serizawa.gif (2MB, 400x225px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x225px

>>77402155
>no personality dumb muzzie turkroach
no ty

File: Grasso-a-cute1.jpg (127KB, 923x1200px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 923x1200px

>>77402154
>>77402125

File: Haha+i+can+relate+very+much+_2152d87ec12b8ad4845164a6ddbac321.jpg (13KB, 325x255px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 325x255px

>>77400719

>I don't know man... I guess if he won both fights there is no rivalry so... I don't know

>>77402166
this is like saying Lineker would beat TJ

>>77402183
are you retarded?

File: DF9XTIcVYAIXPYK.jpg (15KB, 288x370px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 288x370px

>tfw literal worst case scenario for DC
>first time being ko'd(if he atleast lost a 5 round fight again he could just retire in peace)
>it was by a guy he legitimately hated
>He cried like a concussed baby
>he now has shuab tier cte
>tfw posted this in the wrong thread

>>77402155
Is he white?

>>77402183
TJ is much more talented that Holly, and Lineker less talented than Cyborg

Anyone else think the manuwa fight was a really early stoppage?

>Doesn't actually get knocked down by a punch, he gets pushed over by a push the body
>Maybe like 1 clean shot lands on the ground and the ref doesn't even give manuwa a chance to see if he's going to start defending himself, just jump in straight away

Maybe the ref could see that jimi was actually knocked out but watch this fight again and tell me it doesn't just look weird as fuck

https://oddshot.tv/s/3lXTnY

>>77402183
If Lineker has vastly better wrestling, sure.

>>77402203
he was trying to wrestle Herzog, he was gone

gus is fighting jones

and gus is getting finished

and crying

>>77402203
Well he was pretty much still fighting the referee when he woke up, so no.

Surprised there isn't a punished DC edit

File: dana_white-surgery.jpg (25KB, 349x330px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 349x330px

>>77402203
He got his head literally thrown to the mat
He was ded