Heem

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JUST FUCK MY LIFE TO PIECES

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>>77402866

Upcoming events:

8/1: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 4
8/4: LFA 18
8/5: UFC FN 114
8/5: ACB 66
8/8: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 5
8/15: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 6
8/18: LFA 19
8/19: ACB 67
8/22: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 7
8/25: Glory 44
8/25: Bellator 182
8/26: some garbage boxing fight that only braindead casuals give a fuck about
8/29: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 8
8/31: Invicta FC 25

pls stop bullying DC :(

I don't like DC but I legit feel bad for him.

>>77402894
>8/26: some garbage boxing fight that only braindead casuals give a fuck about

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Sergio Pettis vs. Brandon Moreno
Randa Markos vs. Alexa Grasso
Alan Jouban vs. Niko Price
Martín Bravo vs. Humberto Bandenay
Sam Alvey vs. Rashad Evans
Alejandro Pérez vs. Andre Soukhamthath

>>77402866
>autistic docksperg hates DC
nothing new here

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>>77402902
it's the truth

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*triggers a chalkskin*

>>77402899
No lol

UFC should put Woodley's next fight on the prelims of the next free card in some shit country

>>77402918
Why do you spam the general all day then spergy? Do you have a job?

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>>77402905
Pettis
Grasso
Jouban
Bravo
Alvey
Suckhamfast

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>>77402890

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>49-0-0
>0-0-0

this makes sense to the casual

>>77402929
but he 50-45'd maia something not even the greatest boxer in the ufc masvidal could do

>>77402942
I thought conor was 0-1

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>>77402932
I don't spam my man. I do work. It's a beast.

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>>77402890

>>77402929
SEETHING!

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>>77402914
you literally cannot get white dudes off your mind. are you alright?

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ROCKHOLD

KHABIB

SOMEBODY HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77402960
low-income poorfag detected

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>le blood orc!
>l-lawler was deleted
>w-wonderboi!
>n-next time
>t-this time!
>m-maiavidal!
>m-m-aia

Best boxers:

Cody
Masvidal
Jessica Eye

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We couldn't protect his smile lads...

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>>77402974
he should have stayed humble

Reminder that if you dislike a fighter because reddit likes him you are a turbo casual.

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>>77402866

>>77402981
I'm sure you're rich in cheeto dust

heem is much more comfe sense we heemed the white bois lol

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Tyron Woodley
Kevin Lee
Black Beast
Brian Ortega
Yoel Romero
Justin Gaethje
Aljamain Sterling
Platinum Perry
Jon Jones
Robert Whittaker

These are /heem/'s universal boys and my personal boys.

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Reminder that if you dislike a fighter because they're prone to injury and/or illness, you are a casual.

Ferguson pulled out the second time, not Khabib
Khabib pulled out of UFC 209 because his liver failed, not because he couldn't make weight

>>77403020
Shut up you infidel

>>77403018
Black beast is kill

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>>77402993

How do you know which fighters reddit likes?

Do you go there? Are you a redditor?

>>77403001
please lose some weight fatso

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Reminder that if you dislike a fighter because of his UNDENIABLE SUCCESS, you're a casual and a h8r.

His athletic career was a success. His podcasting career is a success. His analyst career is a success. His comedy career is a success.

Deal with it.

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Reminder to NOT laugh at images such as these
This man is scared, alone in pain and confused.
Not a laughing matter!

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>>77403040
>the fat white girl has a black kid.
>dad nowhere to be found

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Where did it all go wrong?

>>77403049
who are you even talking about

calm the fuck down kid

>>77403050
>austraila
posting without a proxy ehh?

>>77403035
He unretired

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>>77403059
You know his name. Say it!

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>>77403050
This, what is wrong with you people???

I will not be able to find happiness in my life until I see DC happy again

For the first time I'm on the same side as spainsperg

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>tfw no haughty monarch gf

Why is JBJ a bad guy again? Because he uses fun people's coffee? He tests the limit of modern science like all other fighters? Women can't drive? Only half-men hate Bones and that is undeniable.

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I was going hard on the Jones train but the victory isn't that sweet anymore. Never seen someone look that broken after a fight, made me feel awful.

Makes Aldo crying in the locker-room look tame.

i stopped watching Rizin after King Reina fight, did i miss out on much?

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Post your boys.

Primary boy:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov

Secondary boys:

>David Teymur
>Robert Whittaker
>Jacare Souza
>Jared Gordon
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Jason Knight
>Joe Duffy

Tertiary boys:

>Islam Makhachev
>Michel Prazeres
>Anthony Smith
>Dominick Reyes
>Colby Covington
>Shane Burgos
>Belal Muhammad
>Justin Ledet
>Jingliang Li
>Drakkar Klose
>Brandon Moreno

Propsective boys:

>Vinc Pichel
>Naoki Inoue
>Gavin Tucker
>Zabit Magomedshapirov

It's funny watching the spammer rotate through all his different personas so quickly since no one responds anymore

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>tfw you just BTFO someone worse than anyone has been BTFO in history

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Fatality

>>77403114
he's in shambles

>>77403112
No one cares you moslem

>>77403095
I unironically agree 100%, the only people who hate him for partying are nerds with zero life experience

imagine if jones pops for something...

would be p delicia

>>77403109
Not really. Horiguchi looked good

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This is enough. Just this.

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I enjoyed you, /heem/.

I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE

>imagine have even the slightest emotional attachment to this """sport"""

I can smell your pussy from here.

lmao spergy is all revv'd up

>still no Rizin torrent
SEETHING

Does Rumble come back now?

Does Jones get Gus next or should Gus fight Volkan first?

>>77403138
maybe in the I Am Sam remake

>>77403138
He'd make a good Adam Eget

>>77403147
Did he fight like a retard on purpose?

>USADA
>OSP
>Ring rust

How come these didn't come into play last night Jones haters?

What will DC's kids think when they see him in complete shambles on television after getting brutalized by another man.

My secretary boys lol bud lmao

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Who unironically can stop this woman?

>>77403169
>implying DC isn't Chris Benoit tier

>>77403168
He was losing the fight until he won, my guy.

>>77403049
I don't hate him for any reason except his moronic fanbase.

Could Sea level Cain beat Jones?

>>77403179
take your mandrama references back to your cesspool

>>77403183
no he wasn't, he was cruising to easy dec victory

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>>77403156

>>77403183
It was 1-1 my guy

>>77403049
>IMG_6526
does this mean the person is using 4chan from a phone?
why do people post from phones on sunday nights?

>>77403177
>woman

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Can someone webm the second round i think when DC hits him with a flurry and jones smiles and puts his hands down

>>77403213
It's so he can ban evade and spam all day and night.

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<----gooby

>>77403199
no, h8r

>>77403154
Pretty much this.

I'm happy it was a good fight.

Don't really give a shit about DC crying he made a lot of money is still one of if not the best Heavyweight and #2 LHW. He also started fighting in his 30s so he's come a long way.

Jones is a goof but a good fighter. At least he found that killer instinct again and went for the finish. His fake humbleness is odd as he should really just embrace who he is.

All in all it was a good fight and did enough to erase Woodley/Maia from my mind so that's a win for me.

>>77403221
you can't change filenames on phones?

>>77403210
One judge had it 20-18 Jon.

>>77403199
DC and JBJ are both huge fans, neck yourself

>>77403232
Not on the iPhone I know that.

>>77403221
>imagine being this OBSSESSED

do you dream about me?

>>77403236
t.triggered mandrama loser
if you still watch WWE past the age of 12 you need special help my man

How many months until Jones is suspended again lads?

>>77403232
I mean you could but it would take too much time to waste on a shitpost. Anyone with maxresdefault (4) or whatever smiliar is a phone poster

>>77403213
It's a tablet my man

>>77403112
Fuck Off mohamed

>Jones got USADA'd DC will beat him 100% my guy
>J-j-jones will pop for roids right guise? Can we get this overturned to a NC? ;_;

>>77403237
i'm unironically asking because i don't have a phone and i know the calenderguy made a filter list and at least some people are using it

bottom line i figured you would want to change the file names/md5 if you're going to spam, but i guess you can't on the phone?

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what will be the next meme to get brutally heemed?

also is DC career as an analyst over?honestly I cant see how will he recover from this

>>77403244
literally everyone in MMA watches it, so you're wasting time shitposting about people you hate

>>77403177
USADA

>>77403236
Robbie Lawler is also part of CENAtion and loves Cena.


Mandrama is literally the patricians sport.

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>>77403159
I actually think Jones should fight Lesnar. 205 doesn't have a clear #1 contender, considering both Gus and Volkan have valid claims to a title shot. They could headline some European fight night card, and Jones could stay active while Dana milks the casuals for their shekels.

>>77403263
>literally everyone in MMA watches it
lmao dude WWE isn't a sport and if you watch that soap opera for kids you need help man

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>>77402831

>>77403260
It's funny Calendar does that because he is one of the biggest spammers on /heem/ if not the biggest.

>>77403280
It's literally on in my house right now i just heard someone announce john cena's name lol, swear to christ i haven't watched it in 20 years

>>77403286
Probably.

I don't understand why you wouldn't change the names/images because at this point I feel like I'm the only one seeing them because I don't filter stuff.

>>77403289
Yeah they always run ads for it on cable tv, it's cringeworthy 2bh lad

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all these diccs will be lost in time like....tears....in...rain..

time to succ

>>77403300
I don't filter stuff either, I usually just report and ignore. His phone will get a rangeban eventually. He is unable to change filenames on his images so he has been getting filtered. His new tactic is going into the archive and spamming large posts from previous threads.

>>77403050
I feel so fucking bad for DC, even moreso for how well he was doing in those first two rounds. But that fucking JUSTTT hair is too perfect and I;m giggling like a spastic.

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>when the succ meme finally ends

>>77403314
L E L

>>77403311
i wonder how many people are posting legitimately from their phones and not realizing half the posters can't even see their posts

>>77403286
Why do they Call him the "calendar"?

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>>77403340
He takes the picks and makes the calendars. He also spams his favorite wmma fighters, pics of them as babies, and he spams fighter heads. He also is the guy who posts all the bart simpson images.

>>77403340
if that was really him with that new template of fighter birthdays his calendars are really bad now

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>mfw could heem every in this thread

>>77403340
cause he makes these really tryhard calendar graphics that contain extremely surface level info and thinks he's making like some huge important contribution to heem

he's a really big fag and he takes heem way too seriously

>>77403360
This is the spammer

>>77403349
i saw that post got deleted almost immediately but he kept posting, must not have been banned!

>>77402866
EBI starting now. If you don't now you don't know.

Is Dana pissed at DC for acting like a bitch at the end of the fight?

>>77403370
why would you say that no one is spamming anything in here

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>>77403372
He deleted it immediately because he accidentally posted with his trip and exposed himself as the guy who spams the baby cynthia and baby tecia images. He always shits up threads with wmma.

>>77403373
What is EBI, new for of Canadian herpes?

Anyone else hope DC makes a HW run?

>>77403349
>and he spams fighter heads

That is turbo autism.

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>>77403389
Yup.

>>77403385
Nah I hope he retires and does full time commentary with Joe

>>77403373
where is it, in california?

>>77403357
He probably could, dudes been training for years, and still does. You can tell he genuinely loves the martial arts.

>"I'll never interview a fighter after they've been knocked out again"
>interviews DC

What did JRE mean by this

>>77403040
>even the dog is fat
I hate this. Just don't feed him that much you fucks. They just want to run and chase rabbits. STOP FEEDING THEM

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>>77403385
Me.

>>77403373
>Sissy slap fights
No.

>>77403412
Didn't DC ask Joe to interview him?

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Is Kevin Lee the most powerful lightweight?

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>>77403400
I wouldn't mind if Cruz did the same, as well
He's the best commentator the UFC has right now, imo
I want him to be on every event

>>77403412
he apologized for it on social media afterwards

>>77403420
no, he never asked him to do that

>>77403412
He's retarded.

Joe Rogan fans are super defensive about it too. My one buddy was REEEing about how the producers made him do it and got btfo'd by rogans apologies today.

>>77403429
Lowkey Lee is going to be champ soon

>>77403420
No.
>>77403429
Khabib

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>>77403406
>tripfagging on /heem/
Go to Sherdog or Reddit if you want a cancerous identity

>>77403442
>>77403431
how did that work? isn't dana in the cage? can't be a big deal if dana didn't stop it right

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>>77403429
Khabib is the strongest guy in the weight class
A lot of guys he's fought have talked about how he's the strongest guy they've ever faced shortly after getting murdered

>>77403456
Tibau is stronger

>>77403456
>tiramisu

isn't rogan getting fed the questions through an ear piece? why is he apologizing that's just doing what he's told and no one in management stopped him who was in the vicinity

DC / Joe / Schaub for PPV.

Dom / Bas / Jim Ross for FN.

prove me wrong

protip: you cant

>>77403464
>missing weight suddenly makes Khabib weak

Could Cain make 205?

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>>77403460
True, but he hasn't fought in two years, and there's no indication that he's going to fight again any time soon, if ever

>>77403489
He didn't even miss weight, he didn't show up to the weighin because his liver failed before he could get on the scale

>>77403429
No one is ready for the Lightweight goat Kevin Lee

>>77403475
Rogan wanted to do it.
>>77403492
He's got the height for it, but I think he'd be better off as a heavyweight.

>>77403486
Joe + Brendan would be fun

>>77403489
>Obviously using muslim wight tactics to gain an advantage.

>>77403475
He wasn't he did that himself because he's a stupid thumb man.
>why didn't anyone stop him
who knows they're probably used to him doing his thing

>>77403456
I can't wait for him to beat Conor and btfo out of the people who only watch Conor matches and know nuffin about UFC.

I remember watching the Diaz fight with one of them and he was like "how the fuck did he lose? I thought he was the best in the world"

>>77403509
What's the objection? Doing it because DC went out for a second or because DC was weeping?

>>77403373
Where can we watch it?

Alex ''Culturally Enriched'' Gustafsson getting another title shot just so he can get BLACKED once again would cement his status as LHW's Frankie Edgar.

I lul hard any time I see Eddie be a ref or cornering someone

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Kabob sucks, Tony is the real deal, that's why Kaboo is ducking him

>>77403501
>He didn't even miss weight, he didn't show up to the weighin because his liver failed before he could get on the scale

Yeah his body shut down because he couldn't make 155. I wonder how that medical bill worked out since he didn't go with the ufc affiliated hospital. Heh remember Tony saying "Good luck with that weight cut"

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>>77403501
>>77403460
He hasn't fought or been scheduled to fight in two years
I don't even know if his suspension is over yet, or when it will be, if it isn't already

>>77403514
Fighting Khabib is really a lose-lose situation for Conor
He either loses embarrassingly by getting held down and slaughtered on the ground (by far the most likely scenario), or he catches him before he can take it to the ground, and doesn't gain any stock among casuals or make a ton of money

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>>77403151
look closely

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>j-just wait til I fight GSP, you'll see my real skills.. right Dana? .. Dana?

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>>77403340
Nobody cared who he was until he started taking the pics

>>77403541
Tyron is the WW GOAT

>>77403516
They were keeping DC from leaving. Rogan either interviewed him from the shock of seeing him get ko'd or just because he was standing in front of him. Either way, it made no sense. Joe already said he wouldn't interview fighters after they've been knocked out (I even had this in mind before DC got knocked out), but did it anyway.

>>77403553
>gets booed out of the arena
for sure my guy

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YOU
JUST
KNOW

>>77403541
Maia should have just jumped on him and strangled him from his back

Who was the Rock rooting for last night?

>>77403541

>Seething manbaby white cuck

LOL get over it already you dumb racist, Woodley is YOUR p4p GOAT

>>77403541
we're tired of boring fighters....we're bring in......GEORGES ST. PIERRE!

>>77403566
oh ok

>>77403574
Bones Jones cause he's a winner and a true predator

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>gets beat by Cain
>Cain's boy is DC
>DC gets beaten and then finished by Jones
>Jones has Xbox huge brothers in the NFL
Will he tap Bork or decision him, Carwin and Hunt couldn't heem him so Jones sure can't.

>>77403588
I don't really follow your MMAth

>>77403568
>those fucking zipper pockets
I hate clothes that have pointless embellishments. This guy is a fucking multi-millionaire and it looks like he bought that shirt at TJ Maxx

>>77403541
>>77403567
Woodley literally does not care that he doesn't get to fight GSP. Also I have no idea where people are getting Woodley being cocky or a diva. He's one of the most blunt and realistic talkers in the sport. I guess people don't want to hear the truth.

>>77403568
lol he's such a baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcR_qeZKKmc

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Gros is elite

Masdival vs Lawler is fight to make!

>>77403514
Tony will tear khabib apart.

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>>77403588
Jon will have to have a master gamepla-WEE WOO WEE WOO
DC LOST ALARM

>>77403610

Yes that is the fight that everyone wants to see.

>>77403610
how about Lawler vs Wondermeme

that jackass khabib turned down a fight at what, UFC 215? he has literally pissed away more of his prime than jones

>>77403595
Bork's only ability is steamrolling people with his wrestling, if he can't do that (his fight with Cain) he's fooked. DC is just as good if not better at wrassling than Cain and Jones out wrestled him twice. Jones also grew up play fighting with one big fuck and one still pretty big boy NFL stars.

I really really want to see Weidman fight Tim Boetsch

>>77403610
If they don't do Masvidal/Lawler we will know that Sean Shelby is a retard.

Maybe its time for Santiago to Ponz up Woodleys neg hole

>>77403633
>>77403633
216, i think he wants him at 217 because it's MSG

>>77403617
Some people are ripping Rogan but honestly they should be thanking him for giving us this meme

>>77403635
i don't care about lesnar jones at all, the sport just got him back and he's already taking a completely meme fight

>>77403610
>>77403631
Sign me up for both, put on as many fun striking matches as possible just to fuck with Woodley lol

>>77403644
any combo of Lawler/Masvidal/Wonderboy would be good

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Well I am watching the EBI live on fightpass for sure I can't be the only one on /heem/ who actually subscribes. Live fights come on lads wake up.

>>77402942
lel
5'8" and 5' 9"
they're exaggerating by at least 1.5" each

>>77403656
he shouldn't have had rogan watch removed
and he shouldn't apologized to people complaining about the interview!

Maia should just retire, he is such a disease

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Does dc retire /heem/?

>>77403666
right here my man
Cute girls grappling, how can you go wrong

>>77402942
How in fuck is Conor 0-0-0?
That's some creativity right there.

>>77403672
anyone over 35 should be fired

>>77403676
I was thinking about it and there's a really good chance this happens.

He has the fox gig. He's getting old and has been talking about not having many fights left.

lesnar is fucking older than DC and we've already seen him get destroyed

>>77403666
i can only watch real fighting, otherwise it's just a ball '''''''''''''sport''''''''

>MAKE HIM FEEEL YOU EDDIEEE

>tfw parents signed me up to do karate when I was like 6 or 7 but even back then i could tell it was some kind of community center mcdojo so I quit when i got my brown belt

shoulda kept with it desu. i could have moved on to actual martial arts training and been tearing shit up in the UFC right now.

what could have been.

I don't know why everyone here hates on DC. I mean I thought we're all supposed to be hardcore fans? I'm a pretty serious fan and although I do like Jon Jones you have to respect DC and what he has achieved in his career.

Can anyone tell what does DC do differently that allows him to win one round each fight with Jon Jones? Almost no one else has won a single round from Jon except two guys who are both striking specialists.

>>77403712
It's docksperg with proxies, he's always hated DC and wants to let it be known. Real fight fans appreciate what he brought to the sport

>>77403709
WE all have regrets, like I should have stayed doing taekwondo and karate in my youth. It wasn't until around 25 I got into muay thai and fell in love with the martial arts again. I hate no training but life has other plans I guess.

>>77403712
this is the place to call him a faggot and a pussy without getting kicked out for a rule violation

>>77403720
constant pressure, pushing through Jones kicks, controlling the action and forcing Jon to run away

>>77403666
I don't have fightpass. Is there a stream somewhere?

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>>77403633
Conor has pissed away more than anyone.
2 legit fights in two years, and no injury to use as an excuse. What a legacy:

JJ, GSP, Anderson, Mighty Mouse have all defended 10 times at least.
Conor has defended, what...once?
What a clown.

>>77403743
fair enough, but if he didn't spend money like a basketball american he could retire at 30 relatively injury free

>>77403743
>Conor has defended, what...once?
actually never

>>77403568
Cyborg got a bigger head than The Rock.
They should make her fight bears on the next ppvs

Rachael Cummins my new waifu

>>77403743
>Conor has defended, what...once?

anti-conor reddit casuals in a tailspin

>>77403754
Good for him but last I checked this was mixed martial arts and not the money Olympics.

next event spend 1 million dollars in a 100 yard sprint through jew yowk

>>77403720
I had him winning 2 and 3...until, you know.
DC and Jones, though, are so far ahead of every other LHW ever, it's ridiculous.

Nevermind Patterson is my new waifu god damn

>>77403770
yeah the legacy point is undeniable but if the goal is to get in and get out with the most money and least health problems he won the game

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How bad will the shitposting be if Bork beats Jones?

>>77403743
Conor is the most active champion there is... what are you talking about 2 legit fights? He fights at least 3 times a year every year. He doesn't just talk the talk, he walks the walk. He actually hasn't defended his belt, but he doesn't need to because he's already beat the champion at FW and Khabib and Ferguson have to fight each other first. Meanwhile he's getting the biggest payday ever against mayweather and actually had a good chance of winning. The thing about Conor, which everyone will realise at some point is everyone says it's all about the talk and the talk and the talk - but guess fucking what, he backs it up.

>>77403743
>815
>Crystal Lake

damn, he lives like 20 minutes away from me.

>>77403787
You need to go back

>>77403787
b8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yGpTN74UeE/#t=21m35s
>tfw dc predicted his own death

>>77403786
how does Brock beat Jones?

answer that question

>>77403727
do you have CTE or drunk?

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>>77403769
i'm not anti-Conor (or from Reddit, never been there).
I just think he shouldn't get to hold up everything while he has novelty fights. He should have rematched Aldo, as he promised to. He should have stayed active, but he hasn't been.
Johny Hendricks fought four times in a year. Tons of other guys, top guys, have fought 6 times in the last 2 years. Conor has had 2 legit fights in 2 fucking years. If it's a part time job to you, fair enough, but you shouldn't be able to hold a belt.

>>77403778
>DC and Jones, though, are so far ahead of every other LHW ever, it's ridiculous.

Cormier is 6-2 as a LHW. hardly impressive tbf.

>>77403817
F5 obviously

>>77403820
I've had a couple of beers and I'm tired.

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>>77403811

>this will never happen, Jon

>>77403823
His only losses being against Jones. DC beat Gus and Rumble, Rumble being twice.

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>>77403778
I don't know, Gus was definitely looking good against Jon

>>77403676
>>77403617
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>>77402892
delet all these pic immediately

>>77403817
take him down and gets a good hammerfist in early to disorient him.
Carwin has the hardest punch in MMA, and Brock avoided that and got the W. Mind you, Jones is a much better fight than Carwin, and Jones has that massive reach. I wouldn't want to be Brock, he literally only has takedown+G'n'P going for him.

>>77402866

The ref ended that fight too late...like..5+ punches too late

>>77403823
Uh, you know about those 2 loses, right? lol
Be serious.

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>>77403867
>Carwin has the hardest punch in MMA

>>77403867
>take him down and gets a good hammerfist

>cain vs lesnar.webm

or does he put his back against the cage and get picked apart? lesnar has 0% chance of bullrushing jon jones to his back and holding him there for any length of time.

>you will never violently KO Jones as an up and coming +450 underdog and have a short but legendary quote in your post-fight interview with Joe Rogan

a-at least i can live vicariously through Oedzemir....

pattie done for fucking god damn

>>77403168
because they forget he's the wayne gretzky / michael jordan of mma and we are #BLESSED enough to live in his era

>>77403609
Who has the longer reach?

>>77403886
I'm really scared that they'll make him fight DC. I don't see him winning that fight.

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>>77403827

>>77403901
DC will never fight again, probably won't even commentate either.

>>77403040
I'm struggling to find a normal person in that photo.

>>77403901
DC is mentally broken, he won't fight again. He might even go full Honda Housey and never show his face in the mma world again

>>77403811
Just shows how aware DC is of all the factors including his own weaknesses.

And that's the hard part. Even if you know your own weaknesses, you are still powerless to stop them from being exploited?

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>>77403882
Easily.
He literally sent a 265-pound Frank Mir into the air with an uppercut.

Carwin also has the biggest hands in MMA - pic related...the "small" hand belongs to Lesnar.

>>77403074
The GOAT of commentating desu. Schaub is untouchable.

what song did maia walk out to?

>>77403882
>benson henderson is literally krazy horse

too soon

>>77403916
>>77403918
I feel so bad for him. He's a legend.

>>77403916
that would be shitty, I love him as a commentator

DC plus Stann or Hardy would be a great team.

>>77403138
He would play great in Die Hard remake desu,

>>77403922
gotta give jones all the credit too for hammering a lot of leg kicks and body kicks to that side and never going high until the opportune moment

>>77403932
Tired of being what you want meme to be

>>77403925
that beating lesnar took from carwin in the 1st

>people saying he can't take a punch

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>>77403930
he has no legitimacy as a fighter, and as a commentator he's just OK. DC is a great fighter and an excellent commentator.

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>>77403925
>Carwin also has the biggest hands in MMA
Wrong again

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>>77403925
okay shane

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>>77403177
>woman

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>>77403955
Me on the right

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>>77403932
Drowning Pool - Wait and Bleed

>>77403955
what are we looking at here?
way to provide no context.
I'm guessing it's your 6-year-old daughter and Frankie Edgar?

>>77403917
The Girl with the name tag and the guy in the plaid shirt who looks totally embarrassed to be there.

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the only way lesnar wins is to get on top of jones and swing his lunchbox hands like the mir fight. mir kept saying he was fine the whole time and next thing you know he gets pounded out in guard.

bork is so much older now, i dont know that he could get jon down if jon comes in like 230-235

what size gloves does ngannou wear

>>77403969
>filename is bigfoot
Canadian reading comprehension

i bet a lot of you are handlets

>>77403969
Thats Bigfoot silva retard, i presume this is his wife's hand and was taken before bigfoot cucked him

so are we just going to pretend that DC wasnt dominating jon jones up until he was KO'd? i could honestly see a third fight in the future for these 2. both are still in their prime and LHW is shallow

>>77403984
not even 8 inches
literally kill me

>>77403984
im 8 inches measuring from the first fold under palm like you're supposed to

>>77403984
if i plucked a couple of hairs and uploaded a picture you would believe girls posted on /heem/

>>77403743
Conor is about to make a hundred million dollars while being a mediocre fighter.

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>>77403990
>dominating

have a (You)

he was eating like 2-3 body shots to land any of his own offense. he probably deserved one of the first two rounds

>>77404003
LOL...those hands are STILL smaller than Shaqs

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>>77404003
is this kawhi leonard?

>>77404007
kek 2 split and one jbj

CONFIRMED jbj was cruising to easy decision

>>77404003
>tfw you will never be a monster like this

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>>77403955
>Bigfoot has the biggest hands in MMA
that's a funny way of spelling "Jon Jones"

>woodley fans are so triggered by people finding him boring that all they can think to do is chimp out about racism

Really made me think.

>>77403917
The girl in front of the dog is kinda cute. Ironically the dog seems like a fucking weirdo tho

>>77404015
it's just ridiculous the way jon can throw punches on the ground

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>>77403103

>Never seen someone look that broken after a fight

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imo this was probably the most entertaining fight this year

>>77404000
>bitch mittens
do you even hand trane?

>>77403937
He's a legend but he's also a smug fuck the BTFO himself. Should have had some humility and sense.

>>77404015
>tfw you will never be a monster like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzc0Nj3xIrI

why live