/trans/ - The White Yaya Edition

>Manchester United midfielder Marouane Fellaini has agreed a deal to join Turkish side Galatasaray. The 29-year-old Belgium international has less than a year left on his contract at Old Trafford. (Ajansspor)

United have been linked with Anderlecht midfielder Leander Dendoncker, 22, and the Belgian club's sporting director Herman van Holsbeeck says "if a club is willing to pay between 25m euros and 35m euros, we have a problem". (Het Belang van Limburg)

>Manchester City are back on UEFA's financial fair play watch list after a £220m spending spree this summer. (Sunday Telegraph)

Everton and England midfielder Ross Barkley, 23, is wanted by six clubs, with Tottenham and Manchester City leading the race. (Daily Star Sunday)

>Roma director of football Monchi says the club are "ready to look at other possibilities" after their most recent offer for Leicester City's Algeria winger Riyad Mahrez, 26, was rejected. (Evening Standard)

Tottenham's Belgium defender Toby Alderweireld says "zero progress" has been made regarding a new deal at the club. The 28-year-old has a contract that runs until 2019. (Sky Sports)

>Antonio Conte will make a fresh plea for new signings next week after saying he fears being sacked as Chelsea boss. The Italian has spent £130m this summer. (Sunday Telegraph)

Newcastle want to sign Arsenal's Lucas Perez to be their main striker, despite the 28-year-old Spaniard's desire to rejoin former club Deportivo La Coruna. (Sun on Sunday)

NON-LEAGUE NEWS

>Hull City are planning a permanent move for 29-year-old Bournemouth and Republic of Ireland defender Marc Wilson, who spent the second half of last season on loan at West Brom. (Mail on Sunday)

Aston Villa have rejected a £1.5m bid from Reading for 25-year-old Curacao midfielder Leandro Bacuna. (Sky Sports)

>Birmingham City boss Harry Redknapp says he is interested in Bristol City's 28-year-old centre-back Aden Flint. (Birmingham Mail)

Sunderland have rejected a bid - thought to be from Turkish side Besiktas - for 29-year-old midfielder Jeremain Lens, but the Dutch international could still leave the Stadium of Light this week. (Chronicle)

>Elsewhere, the Black Cats are stepping up their pursuit of 29-year-old Bournemouth and Ivory Coast winger Max Gradel. (Mail on Sunday)

>>77395426
>Manchester City are back on UEFA's financial fair play watch list after a £220m spending spree this summer. (Sunday Telegraph)
why?

They earn more than PSG and PSG are about to spend that on one player

Yaya yayayaya yaya Toure!

>>77395414
Getting pretty sick of Man United to be honest

>>77395591
Stop watching football then

>Oxford United have signed attacking midfielder Jack Payne from Premier League newcomers Huddersfield in a season-long loan deal.

Fucking hell, might be good. I still think losing Lundstram was bad.

>Oxford United have signed former Newcastle United and Wolves defender Mike Williamson on a one-year deal.

any good?

>>77395591
Me too and I support them.

>>77395659
Who cares, it's Oxford

>>77395683
who cares, it's Norway

>>77395683
Fuck off you bandwagoning prick.

>>77395659
Payne is bretty good. Plays just behind striker, he's tricky and has a good strike on him.
I'd class him as a lower championship player so should do well in League 1.

>>77395557
lol they made £20m profit in the 2015-2016 season.

o-ok then
>>77395385
>>77395385

>people haven't filtered all of Scandinavia yet
Sweden is the only acceptable exception.

>Lacazette injured
The Arsenal Way

>>77395739
you didn't link it lad

>>77395732
Thanks lad. Hopefully we can do something this year. Clotet is still confusing me.

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WTF is wrong with Chelsea?why would they get rid of matic?
Is depth was an issue they should've kept him

This Niveapool advert is the worst one yet

>>77395414
Man Utd literally cannot be stopped if they sign Matic.

Chelsea MUST stop this from happening.

>>77395780
Slight limp and it happens. Hazard is still out.

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TRIGGERED

>>77395748
all their flags look like hot cross buns lmao

>>77395793
Matic wanted to move if he wasn't 1st choice and in case you haven't noticed roman isn't spending any money on the club anymore so they want the money from him

>Arsenal lose but actually win

Lol what the fuck is this sport

>>77395809
You attach the wrong pic?

>>77395793
>BRAPPP

Chelsea have Baka, they don't need Matic if he wants to go.

>>77395782
looked at the old thread and thought someone linked it for me
didnt check to see if it was a new new thread

>>77395783
I fancy Oxford to finish in auto's or playoffs at least.

>>77395822
>Emirates Cup

>>77395822
What? Wasn't it a group tournament?

>>77395850
I hope so, we nearly did it last year. We got to the Checkatrade trophy for 2nd year in a row and fucked up the final... again. Bit depressing desu.

>>77395808
>slight limp
will be an ACL injury under the arselel medical staff soon

>>77395889
Hah, probably. I knew it'd happen. Hopefully it means he won't be used at all now.

>>77395793
They signed Memeyoko so Matic is now expendable.

This decision will cost Conte his job. Mark my words!

>>77395780
This ruins my fantasy team plans

>>77395735
20m profits is relatively decent though. They don't get in trouble with FFP until they're at 45 in the negative I think, which means they had 65m to spend back then, and that's for amortized fees+wages.

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>>77395780
Fucking hell, how do they do it?

Hi guys Lukaku and Fellaini scored, is belgium winning the world cup yet?

>>77396003
Most of those were due to players on the pitch fucking them. Leg breaks. Watch the leg breaks of Wilshere and Diaby online for example.

>>77396003
Sagna has been healthy since leaving arsenal, i'd be interested in seeing comparisons between post arse and during arse injuries

>>77396091
I don't think Sagna's ever even been injured for City

And city do not have a good injury record

who /gibson/ here

https://twitter.com/robboma24/status/891695658821922816

>>77396075
remember Eduardo's break? ouch
but you're talking shit tbf
>i-it's because everyone else is dirty!

>>77396003
>roSICKy
>out for 4 years

>>77396136
what's happening here?

>>77396136
>this man scored against bayern in a champions league quarter final
>this man also scored against neuer in a champions league semi final

Daily reminder that masturbation causes hair loss

>>77396191
darron gibson pissed and going on about his teammates at blunderland being shit

>>77396136
>that mackem accent for YERR OFF YERR FACE THAT LOOKS GOOD FOR THE CLUB DUNNIT

Is pogba the future GOAT?

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Anyone selling shit players for £30m?

>>77396239
With Matic and Herrera / Matuidi and Kante protecting him, he's in a good place now

>>77396217
if anything it would reduce hair loss in that ejaculation reduces DHT for a few days

>>77396251
it's ok, you can welcome Barkley back as a hero when he's 35 after giving him grief for making the club a fuckton of money.

>>77396291
>supporting Everton

>>77396329
Everton is going to win the league this year mate

>>77396271
>ejaculation reduces DHT
Except it does exactly the opposite

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And they say women can't come up with amazing banter. Beans!

>>77396239
he's yaya toure without the defending or as many goals

>>77396447
...what?

>>77396216
Legend

>>77396506
Yaya yayayaya yaya toure!

>>77396528
Something something English cuisine

>>77396528
The french hate english cuisine to the point that baked beans and roast beef are their insults for us

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40753744

You now remember Jermaine Pennant

>>77396251
redpill me on Callum Connolly

Is it possible that United can make it top 4 now? They've made some decent signings.

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>Debuchy is still an Arsenal player

SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE HIM

REEEEEE

>>77395659
How's ledson?

>>77396572
tbf we do call them frogs and surrender macacos

The world mocks British cuisine but we owned half the world running on British cuisine

>>77396447
>curly hairs telling anyone to go back home
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>77396586
No chance. They'll need to break the transfer record at least a few more times to get it.

>>77396649
Nowt wrong with a toast sandwich now and again.

>>77396649
And now we are an irrelevance.

>>77396649
Which explains why your food is military-tier

>>77396447
>mixed faces
>curly hair
>french

Italian reports claim Riyad Mahrez has given the all-clear to join Roma and Leicester City are considering a total €38m offer (£34m).

>Atalanta are close to bringing Marten de Roon back to Bergamo just a year after he left for Middlesbrough.

Inter continue negotiations for Serge Aurier, but face competition from Tottenham Hotspur for the Paris Saint-Germain defender.

>Sampdoria have officially extended Lucas Torreira’s contract to June 2022, ending transfer speculation.

Inter target Yuri Alberto admits “it’s my dream to play for a big Italian club and experience Serie A,” but only after he has matured at Santos.

>Inter face competition from Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur for Caen winger Yann Karamoh.

Napoli have named their squad for the Audi Cup, leaving out transfer-listed Ivan Strinic and Duvan Zapata.

>While Gylfi Sigurdsson's future continues to be subject to speculation, Swansea manager Paul Clement has remained coy over two players that could be arriving at the club - Wilfried Bony and Alvaro Negredo.

Barnsley defender Andy Yiadom has rejected a new contract offer in anticipation of Huddersfield making a third bid for him.

>Liverpool and Southampton are in the hunt for Inter Milan defensive starlet Zinho Vanheusde, according to Nieuwsblad.

Chelsea are keen on Celtic starlet Karamoko Dembele and have already put wheels in motion to sign the winger, according to The Sun.

>Tottenham and Arsenal reportedly want to sing Caen striker Yann Karamoh, dubbed the ‘next Kylian Mbappe’, according to the Express.

Fernando Cano has extended his stay at RCD Mallorca, penning a new deal until June 2020.

>Nottingham Forest are “close” to signing two more players, with the Nottingham Post reporting that the club have renewed their interest in Fulham midfielder Kevin McDonald, while the other is likely to be a Premier League loanee.

>>77396797
>Chelsea are keen on Celtic starlet Karamoko Dembele and have already put wheels in motion to sign the winger, according to The Sun.
Isn't he the one that's like 14?

Daily reminder that the earth is round and that cells are made up of atoms so obviously, there is an exponential difference between the number of atoms in the universe and the number of cells in the human body.

>>77396829
Yes

any updates on the self confidence to me situation?

>>77396649
WE

>>77396447
Remember when talksport (and probably a bunch of other outlets) lost their mind over English fans singing "have you ever seen the Germans win a war"?

>>77396858
Do you know what's even weirder than him playing for Celtic's U17s? Dortmund have a 12 year old playing for theirs.

>>77396891
Yeah, no.

>>77396829
"14"

>city selling fernando and delph
>the cm they bought is being loaned out
are they gonna do something stupid like buy rodwell?

>>77396975
>something stupid
like extending yayas contract

>>77396829
The Dembele Academy is churning out talent recently

>>77396975
>something stupid
like signing delph in the first place

>>77396975
>something stupid
like spending £50m on walker

>>77396975
>something stupid
like trying to buy neymar from psg

>>77396975
nasri might be back this season
+the stockport iniesta

>>77397154
they still want to sell nasri and mangala

which is stupid because they also want to sign a cb and won't get anyone better than mangala with what money they have left in the budget for it

>>77397193
They could sign Badstuber for free.

>>77397193
They're looking for a CB that can walk.

>>77397280
yeah he might play a game every third year or so between injuries

>>77395659
Williamson was an embarassment in the epl

>>77397280
supposedly it's being considered but they don't trust him to ever be fit

>>77396003
I'm certain some of them just had coke addictions

As a United customer I feel I have got my moneys worth with these new signings. Every signing I wanted we've got unlike previous seasons

>>77395827
I dunno seeing Derry spelt so incorrectly triggered the fuck out of me.

>>77397498
Londonderry, potato nigger

>>77397193
I would rather player with 10 players than have Mongala anywhere near the stadium.

>>77396975
Bet he'll buy wilshere. He's probably baning on gundogan staying fit after he comes back every though he has a chronic back injury

>>77397517
See again, ye fucks made the language you think ye'd be able to spell

>>77395659
>any good?

Shit in the PL, marginally better in the Championship. Should do alright in League 1 though.

>>77397536
>gundogan-wilshere midfield
lel

>>77397471
I supported United as a kid but haven't for a few years now. My flatmate does so I still watch every game (to be fair I watch 75% of the games from the big 6 anyway). Theyre probably the least likeable team in the league. Hate the manager, no likeable players, no really interesting players, they're so bland and fucking boring to watch.

>>77397549
*Londonderry, potato nigga
FIFY

>>77397536
gundongan and wilshere gonna be best mates at the physios

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Fellaini and Mou to Galatasary

>>77397618
>Fellaini Fernando midfield duo dreams dead
:(

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Me on the right.

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>>77397618
I admire Fellaini he's a masterful con artist. He has fooled so many people into thinking he's a footballer it's funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GMYsJg5BfA
Fucking meltdown in here, lads.

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>>77397618
fucking kek. A true mastermind

mou is in the right here
fellaini is in united's top 3 mifdielders

>>77397693
I like fellaini now desu, good in big games

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#autoMATIC #firstneverfollows #dab

>>77395426
Tottenham's Belgium defender Toby Alderweireld says "zero progress" has been made regarding a new deal at the club. The 28-year-old has a contract that runs until 2019. (Sky Sports)

Spurs haven't signed anyone and may be losing important pieces of their squad soon. What the fuck are they thinking? After coming close to the top they should be spending some of the cash they have stacked up on improvements to get them over the edge.

>>77397618
Good, need the depth. Only issue would be if he was first choice, which I highly doubt.

>>77396003
It's because Wenger likes to buy players who've had injuries because you can get them cheap. Sometimes it really doesn't effect them too much and they can either turn a profit when they do reach their potential or they're lumbered with some meme, but it doesn't matter too much because they're on pretty low wages given the status of the club.
What really lets them down is their dire medical team. Clubs like that see investing in infrastructure and the back room on money being wasted because it could be spent on new players to improve the team. Like when Abramovich bought Chelsea, he had no interest in spending money on areas that weren't buying players for the first team.
Wenger should know better, with him being an (((economist))), that if you solve the main problem (the shitty medical team) you don't have to keep throwing money on fixing the symptom (buying more rotational players to make up for the ones who are injured) and in the long term would end up making even more money.
They're an incredibly Jewish club and it's pretty ironic given their rivals are Oven FC. But what else do you expect from >Shitsnal

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>>77397772
>to smart for transfers
Poch said yesterday that they're a bit behind at the transfermarket so atleast he's aware of the problem. I just pray there is no panic buys like Sissoko
>£29.75m

>>77397835
Well he did half that half good tournament

>>77397722
>I want mourinho to stand at the end of the season and say "I won the leage despite spending very little money", but unfortunately the owners don't seem to be supporting the club enough financially

holy fuck

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They should trial run the european league during the offseason and have ongoing relegations/promotions and shit. The tiers can be decided by UEFA club co-efficent to start with

>>77396003
>no cazorla

>>77396003
>sagna never injured playing for city
>wilshere injured for like a day playing for bournemouth
>van persie barely ever injured at united
>djourou missed hardly any games at hamburg
really makes the mind boggle

>>77398158
is he living in bizzaro world or what?

>>77398158
>united fans

>>77398158
>Spend over £100m on transfers this summer
>Not being backed financially
Okay they are not spending stupid like City but they have still spent shit tons and Matic would take it past £150

>>77397722
Why hasn't his skype show been raided with wind-up calls?

>>77396506
>toure ever defending

>>77396797
>Italian reports claim Riyad Mahrez has given the all-clear to join Roma and Leicester City are considering a total €38m offer (£34m).
For fucks sake, Levy. You'll spunk a club record £30m on fucking Sissoko but won't even attempt £34m on Mahrez

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>>77398235
what the fug is that points system

>>77398372
3 points for a win, 1 for a draw, 0 for a loss
Also a point for every goal you score

>>77398372
point per goal

Also Arse got Benfica, Sevilla had to play Leipzig

>>77398235
haha the only trophy arsenal will win this season and they did it by rigging

>>77398246
Unfortunately all false.

>>77397580

Rashford is likeable, Carrick as well. I don't like the fact United aren't trying out youngsters but paying shitloads for players. 75m for Lukaku is laughable same with Pogba but the transfer market prices are fucked now anyways.

JJUST vs. Roma
place your bets lads

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#lad #banter #hashtags

>>77398634
savage

What's the point of signing Matic while selling fellaini?
Looks like they're just throwing away money though

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>>77398668
Matic is one of Mous favorit players and Woody likes throwing money away

>>77398634
BTFO

>>77398634
>le trolling portuguese man

>>77398634
Why does he always have to do this? Why can't he just for once in his fucking life be an adult and stop winding up shitstorms? Fucking sick of it lads

>inb4 tf

It's not like managing one of the biggest clubs in the world and posting on a Vietnamese knitting forum is the same thing.

>>77398776
maybe conte should shut his mouth then

Don't understand Matic to United.

Wasn't Mourinho barely playing Matic in the team during the end of his spell at Chelsea?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eksF8lem9E
>04:46

Baldlet Conte blown the fuck out by Mourinho.

>>77398634
REKT

>>77398904
DEVILISH

>>77398776
>Why does he always have to do this? Why can't he just for once in his fucking life be an adult and stop winding up shitstorms? Fucking sick of it lads

Mourinho didn't do this apropos of nothing. He's just responding to Conte's shit-talking.

>>77398634
>>77398904
Incredible banter tbqh. Conte is finished.

>>77398799
>>77399012
What did he say though? I'm pretty much out of the loop

>>77399038
conte says that he wants to avoid "a mourinho season"

so mourinho gets asked about those comments and he replies with that

>>77398904
Fucking Bojan.

>>77399038
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40765686

>>77399063
Yeah but how is that an insult? He did objectively fuck shit up after winning the league. Chelsea were 16th in the league when he got sacked. SIXTEENTH.

Conte just had a Mourinho season though

>>77399106
its insulting to mourinho, there's no need for it. especially considering mourinho won the title 3 times at chelsea anyway.

>>77398904
JUST

he's wearing a toupé isn't he

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SQBriYdeNJ0&feature=youtu.be
lol i hope he never stops

>Poonited customers think Matic is a DM
Can't wait to see it all fall to shit tbf lads

>>77399131
Transplant

>>77399138
He played there under Mourinho though

>>77399106
pointing out facts is insulting

>>77396626
>Ledson
He's a stable bench player in my triplete winning Hannover 96 FIFA career mode squad

Found two liverpool jerseys at a thrift store today lads

>>77399106
He didn't have to name the manager that was there when it fell apart for Chelsea. It's disrespectful. Especially when he's talking about a manager that's won league titles everywhere, has 2 CL victories and wins virtually every cup final he contests.

>>77399106
Conte objectively lost his hair, no insult

>>77399134
I really wish the Madrid politics hadn't killed this Mou. He was objectively great to listen to regardless of who you support.

>>77399106
Conte literally lost his hair.

How is that an insult?

>>77395414
Fucking why is /trans/ and /sp/ in general only about the premier shit
What about AC Milan any news there?
>posted pic of Belotti in Milan shirt a while back and everybody made fun of me
>Look who's laughing now

>>77399314
Our papers don't report on non-league curiosities

>>77395979
flag checks out

>>77399106
And it's an objective fact that Antonio Conte lost his hair and had three hair transplants. There's truth to both their jibes.

But when it comes down to it, you can't really fault Mourinho for wanting to fire back at someone who used his name as a synonym for failure. Out of all of the snide shit he's done this is probably one of the rare occasions where it's been justified.

>>77399129
>>77399156
>>77399218
He also mentioned Ranieri, why isn't that an insult to him? For a person that spouts shit about everyone but himself constantly, Mouyes has some of the thinest skin in the game.

>>77399249
>>77399284
It doesn't have anything to do with the sport, and he's purposely trying to be offensive. Conte just said what happened the last time Chelsea were champions and that they should look to avoid it.

>>77399314
doesn't serie a have a thread

So is Matic any good?

>>77399391
Yeah he's bretty good. He looks pretty awkward, but when he's on top of his game theres not a better pure CDM in the league imo.

>>77399391
If he wasn't, would United sign him?

>>77399450
definitely.

can you bring external hard drives on a flight lads?

>>77399391
He was the best player in the league when Chelsea won the league a couple years ago. Great buy for manure if he hasn't declined

>>77399477
g*ogle says yes

>>77399477

You should never fly with an external hard drive, they might hook it up to see what's in it and fuck you up with your european laws.

>>77399371
Conte knew what he was doing when he said Mourinho season. stop being obtuse

Arsenal

>>77399391
The white Marcos Senna

>>77399511
>>77399501
hmm. only reason I ask is that it has pirated movies on it

Post PSG P&L please.

>>77399544

Yeah, if they hook it up you're fucked.

INGURLUND

>>77399371
>Norwegian Chelsea customer getting pissy because Mou beat Conte at a little bit of pre-season banter

Sad!

>>77399314
>Fucking why is /trans/ and /sp/ in general only about the premier shit
I'd happily talk about italy and germany but they fucked off an made their own threads

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>>77399633
I'm a Brann supporter la

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*rises through your Academy*

>>77398634
Imagine being bald lmao

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>>77399661
*blocks your path*

>>77399661
*sells you for a tiny profit*

>>77399695
but Mou is the one giving him chances in this preseason pal

>>77399702
There is literally, morally, legally, ethically, nothing wrong with selling people for a profit.

>>77399715
He also gave Moses a lot of chances in pre-season

>>77399782
*buys back for gdp of usa*

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>I hate Mourinho

>>77399799
*makes a profit on the player you bought back for the gdp of usa by selling him to united*

Thank god Chelsea didn't buy Lukaku and I can post this.

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>>77399887
>2017
>I rate Mourinho

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>>77399887

lads, quick question: why do you use "he's" in sentences like "he's won", "he's scored" instead of simply putting "he won", "he scored"?

tks

>>77400167
shortening of he has

i.e: Jose is a prick, he has gone and bullied Conte.
to
Jose is a prick, he's gone and bullied Conte

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>If you dominate possession, you have a 79% chance of winning a football game

>tfw gf passed physical and is one step closer to joining anon fc

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>>77400319

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>>77400319
>defending is easy

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>>77400371
>A good squad is like a good meal. I'm not a great cook, but a good meal takes a wee bit of time. To offer a good meal, you need the right ingredients

>>77395414
Why the fuck are chelsea strengthening manure

>>77400442
The prem needs this lad back

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miss him lads

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>>77400442

>>77400503
what is this picture of Brendo

>>77398634
>>77397618


LOL

Premier League Confirmed!

Klopp is just a nu-male reddit tier Brenny

>>77395793
source for gif. I know it's kelsie munroe. I just need the name of the porno.

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>>77400511
>I use a quote with my players; 'Per aspera ad astra' which is latin for 'through adversity to the stars'

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>>77400550

>>77395659
Is Lundstram decent then. Good enough for championship?

>>77398634
Italian shit talking fraud BTFO!!!

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>>77400514
kino
https://twitter.com/celticfc/status/802094405049937921?lang=en

>>77400579
Back then £100m got you 7 players. These days it's 2 or 3.

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>>77400615
He said that when bayol was sold. Next year he sold Suarez and spent 100m andd we all know how that went.

>"I started coaching for one reason and that was to make a difference for people, not just as footballers but as human beings."

Sheffield United lads
Sheffield United

>>77400579
>I thought we were excellent. We didn't get the win, but our overall game was outstanding

>>77400615
Don't worry la, clubs are spending way more money than they actually have. It's going to crash real soon.

>>77400648
i've got 0 apps 0 goals for Real Madrid during my senior career

>>77399134
God I miss mourinho. How did it go so wrong?

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>>77400669
>"Three months ago I was a tactical genius."

>>77400442
Fucker thinks he's Mourinho.

>>77400648
>switched to the Republic

Cheeky.

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>>77400702
>When you’ve got the ball 65-70% of the time, it’s a football death for the other team. We’re not at that stage yet, but that’s what we will get to. It’s death by football. You just suck the life out of them.

In retrospective, Liverpools transfer committee killed Brenny

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how bad are sunderland?

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>>77400742

>yfw brennie loses 1-0 on wednesday and his season is over before football properly starts

Why isn't PSG being charged with tapping up?

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>>77400760
>We play with 11 men, other teams play with 10 men and a goalkeeper.

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>>77400797

>>77398776
>can't hack the bants
fucking state of it lads LMAO

>>77397693
Is that a 3head?

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>>77400807
>When we lose I don't get too disappointed in the same way that when we win I don't get too carried away

>>77400807
Cant wait for someone to include the "if you don't reply to this post" meme into one of these

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>>77400857
I'm out of quotes. Only thing I've got left is this.

Thankyou Stevie for saving us from Brenny winning the league and believing he is god reborn

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>tfw not one of these Brenna quotes is fake

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>>77400886

>>77400756
Fucking shit, according to Darron Gibson, Sunderland player.

>>77400886
Absolutely top kek

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>>77400662
me on the left

>>77400919
based owenposting

>>77400756
Sunderland were shit last year. Since then, they've sold their two only decent players, so...

>>77400896
*VERY* cheeky 96 lad
Thank Stevie is right
Gods on our side

>>77400964
The Owen brochure was a gift to the world

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>>77400992
and then some

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>>77401018
>fit and healthy

>>77395659
Wolves supporter here, Williamson was decent and promising when he played, but got messed up and has been out a long time. I know he was back up to speed but out of contract at Wolves by this time. If he's healthy, he'll do fine at Oxford.

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>>77401018
>Charismatic

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>>77401054
He got that stasch as a joke right?

Mou: "It's easier for Galatasaray to get me than Marouane. He is too important to me."

>Lukaku
>Ibrahimovic
>Pogba
>Fellaini
>Matic

How many goals will United score from setpieces this season?

>>77401069
Movember.
>you now remember movember

>>77398628
>>77397580
>no likable players
>not trying out youngsters

Mata, Hererra and De gea broship

Pogba, Rashford, Lingard Lukaku broship

Lingard, Rashford, TFM and Tuanzebe are youngsters from the academy

Plus most of the players I mentioned don't just give a shit about playing for United but play like they support the club. Nice b8, made me type.

>>77401018
What even is first class

>>77401243
Matic is somehow completely inviseble at set-pieces, despite of his size.

>>77398348
Getting Mahrez and Barkley mate. Levy's just trying to make deadline day fun

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>>77401243
>Mata and Herrera will still insist on short corners

>>77401364
R A R E F L A G
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>>77401364
>any of these players being likable apart from mata and maybe de gay

Are you out of your fucking mind?

>>77400167
english is less simplistic than hue

>>77400167
It's called a tense.

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>>77401018
Ffs where are these from Kek

>>77401435
I don't get autistic when I see a player dab and players like Herrera and Fella play dirty because they want the team to win.

So I can see why the latter would make people hate them and the club but it's good to see attitudes like that in the team. As evil as that sounds.

>>77396626
Nothing special. He's good depth though.

>>77397350
We're League 1, think he's Championship level? If he is, that's an improvement.

>>77397556
Thank Christ. But our problem is always goals and we signed a guy who has scored 24 goals in 4 years.

>>77400584
Yeah he was great in my eyes. Surprised he wasn't snapped up earlier. He has been now, he's in Championship. If he does well I don't see why he can't get into a bottom table PL team. He's 23 or something.

>>77401044
Good shit. Need to make sure our defence isn't crap. Again our problem is FW and we signed Henry and some shit ex-Swindon player (Swindon are our main rivals) and my god he is terrible, even at stats he's terrible.

We managed to sign a Barcelona player... Barcelona B, that is. Lad called Xemi. Clotet is at least looking outside of England/UK. Now we just need a good striker.

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>>77401263
>not having a a beard all year

Everton midfielder Ross Barkley will have to lower his wage demands to join Tottenham, who are not willing to pay the £120,000 a week wages the 23-year-old England international turned down at Goodison Park. (Mirror)

>The Toffees are also prepared to hold out for a fee of £35m for Barkley, despite him having less than 12 months on his contract. (Mail)

West Brom are interested in signing former Arsenal centre-back Thomas Vermaelen, 31, who has spent three injury-blighted years at Barcelona. (Sky Sports)

>However, new Barcelona boss Ernesto Valverde is keen to give Vermaelen more game time this season, after being impressed by the Belgium player in pre-season. (AS)

Leicester and Algeria winger Riyad Mahrez, 26, is hoping Italian side Roma return with a third bid after offers of £20m and £32m were rejected by the Foxes. (Mirror)

>La Liga will report Paris St-Germain for a breach of Uefa's financial fair play rules over the transfer of Neymar from Barcelona, even if the French side do not pay the 25-year-old Brazil forward's 220m euros (£197m) buyout clause. (El Larguero, via AS)

PSG are so confident on signing Neymar that they are already planning how to unveil their new star player. (ESPN)

>Manchester City players have openly discussed the arrival of forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, from Arsenal in a £50m deal. (Manchester Evening News)

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger says players such as Sanchez and Mesut Ozil, 28, staying despite entering the final 12 months of their contracts is an "ideal" situation because everyone "has to perform". (Sun)

>Watford are keen on a move for Arsenal left-back Kieran Gibbs but the 27-year-old would have to take a significant pay cut to join the Hornets. (Sky Sports)

>>77401364
What the fuck is your flag?

French left-back Massadio Haidara is the latest Newcastle player to be told to find a new club and is in talks to join Ligue 1 side Saint-Etienne. (Chronicle)

>Barcelona are considering selling 23-year-old Portugal midfielder Andre Gomes, who only joined from Spanish rivals Valencia last summer. (Marca)

Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola expects striker Kelechi Iheanacho, 20, to join Leicester soon, despite a delay in finalising a deal for the Nigeria international. (Manchester Evening News)

>Elsewhere, Guardiola is on course for a row with City's board over plans for a pre-season tour in China next summer, with the Spaniard preferring to return to the United States. (Express)

Scottish side Hearts are looking to sign Newcastle keeper Freddie Woodman, 20, on a season-long loan deal. (Chronicle)

>Everton are weighing up a move for West Ham and New Zealand centre-back Winston Reid, 29. (Mail)

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho no longer intends to loan out 21-year-old midfielder Andreas Pereira this year after being impressed by the Brazilian during pre-season. (Sun)

captcha: Queen Davis. Sounds /trans/ as fuck

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>>77401527

I'm just glad that there's no De Gea saga this time around.

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>“We play with 11 men, other teams play with 10 men and a goalkeeper.”

what the fuck does this even mean?

>>77401550
British Clay, leave him alone!

>>77401392
He got a few flick-on assists from corners last year - usually makes a near post run.

>>77401623
happy customer spotted

>according to some Bollywood actor who is friends with Bellerin; Lemar is talking to Arsenal still

This is fucking torture. It's so crap. Arsenal aren't gonna buy anybody else. Screencap this post.

>>77401543
Would you take 25 for Barkley or 35 for Mahrez for spurs? Also why aren't they in for Iheanacho? Though I suppose he wants more playing time than another bench role

>>77401469
>he doesn't remember the Owen brochure

Google it.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/4132074/bollywood-esha-gupta-arsenal-signing/

*if* these quotes are true, it's looking likely

>>77401708
Did you google that when I mentioned it? I google pretty much all the meme transfers like Keita and shit.

>>77401527
beardy spanish twat

>>77401708
I sent it to my arsenal m8 early on and it was just a ctrl v job

>>77401729
He handsome. No homo

Forecast said some rain this evening. No rain. I just want comfy.

>>77401550
your mother's diseased pussy.

Some Bosnian anon earlier said masturbation contributes to hair loss, is that true?

>>77397070
R A R E

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>>77401923
yep

>>77401923
are you balding?

>>77401923
probably

>>77401550
Saint Lucia.

>Press now confirming #Neymar will have his PSG medical in Doha. Believe or not, @parisunited6 confirmed it to me in private 5 days ago. Top!

https://twitter.com/BrazilStat/status/891766245816709120

>>77401966
Enough!

>>77399518
Except he didn't. It was clear Conte was saing that to remind the board of how shit things were, he never put any emphasis on his name or anything. It was said to get the board to start spending more money.
>>77401636
From a meme set piece drill Conte had the players doing for 2 months until managers realised to "mark Matic at the near post". Since then, zero flick on assists.

>>77401923
>does something that removes testosterone from the body make me more likely to bald?

hint: testosterone is needed for hair productiin

>>77402013
NEVER!

>>77402084
That's weird, I have a magnificent head of hair desu, and I masturbate all the time. At least once per day has been the norm for me since I was like 14 or something

>>77402084
Can be easily counterbalanced tho. You just have to eat your own cum to complete the cycle.

will PSG actually get away with the nerman transfer?

will they be penalized in any way?

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>>77402084
reminder to lift heavy so your hair don't fall out

>>77402413
I doubt Barça will let him go. There's not a single marketable player that can replace him for them. Messi and Suarez will leave or retire to MLS/Dubai/Chinese leagues when they reach that Scholes age. You do the math.