Womens Euro - Germany vs.Denmark

Jesus, Rotterdam is a fucking ugly city.

Any qties on the German team?

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Morning folks. Excited for this game to finally start.

Its raining now too.

>dezsnaphie

What kind of name is that

>wait for 1,5 hours when it was clear after 5 mins the match wasn't gonna be played
>miss the last train home and spend 260 euros on a taxi
>lose my sweater, phone, headphones, Danish flag, lighter and cigarettes
>can't even be in Rotterdam right now

fuck everything

>>77386480
That's what you get for going to a >womens football game

Predictions today?

Also, post QTs.

>>77386480

Damn buddy. I'm sorry it ended up like that. It would have been much nicer had you sat next to me again.

>>77386480
Sorry to hear that :/

Well. GG germanbros

>>77386496
Well I did ask you if I could stay at your place

B L U N D E R

HAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS """"""""SPORT"""""

why are women so bad at goalkeeping?

>~50% of goals are goalkeeper mistakes
You could literally become a world class team overnight if you just hired a tranny who can catch

>>77386548
fuck off footfag

Harder is just too perfect for this world.

>>77386543

just saw the goal

this is a good reminder for me why i dont watch womens football even with how hard it gets shilled atm

>>77386608
>implying this never happens in men's football

I seem to recall a British goal keeper memeing America to a 1-1 victory back in the 2010 World Cup

>>77386553
But it's FOOTbal

>>77386420
Yeah well thanks a lot

>>77386629

>it happened once in a mens match, then it doesn't matter how often it happens in the womens

Pathetic argument my man

The quality of womens football is just objectively bad

>>77386657
How many drops have you seen during this tournament?

How do you know it happens all the time if you don't watch it? Hmmmm

>>77386420
this must be why all the immigrants are so drawn to it

the rain is going mad here in the hague, idk how local this rain is but I wouldn't be surprised if this match is gonna be canceled again

Why isn't there even a single cute girl on the German team?

>>77386702
Kemme is a cute

>germanywinslol
boring, can't wait to smash France later

>>77386697
Im in Rotterdam today(not for the game) . It has been raining very hard at times.

>>77386729
It's a game of two halves my friend

>>77386668
>How many drops have you seen during this tournament?
Almost every damn game.

wow this is really bad

>>77386753
sexist

I want to stick my puffy dog in a qt danish footballer.

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>>77386495
Best girl

Is this the same stadium as last night?

This shit is on pair with watching my 5 year old and his team play. I mean they score own goals and party about it but at least they can already stop a ball or complete a single pass over a distance greater than 3m.

>>77386548

She looks lesbian as fuck with those uglyass tattoos

>>77386805
in their defense there's a lot of rain

>>77386480
wew la

>>77386729
France should already be out, that game against Iceland was shocking refball.

As usual, this probably means they'll get to the final.

>>77386810

Heaven cries about having to watch this shitty match

>>77386480

Were you drunk or did you get robbed? How can you lose ALL your belongings like that?

>>77386480
>spend more on a taxi than three plane tickets to London.

wew lad

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First for BEST GIRL of the tournament.

Women who play football can't be cuties.
Football ruins the legs.

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>>77386420
That's because it's the one city bombed by you dumb fucking krauts in WW2 after we already had surrendered so now it's full off nu age bullshit architecture

>>77386901
>Implying muscly legs aren't the best

>>77386901
Have you seen the match between Swemo's and le Dutch yesterday?

Fine woman all around, even the butchy ones.

>>77386901

It ruins their tits but not the legs.

>>77386863
I took E and forgot about 2/3 hours of the night so I have no idea what happened.

>>77386892
Chloe Arthur
Jill Roord
Celia Jimenez

The top three girls.

>>77386927
It's the kind of leg shaped by football that I don't like. Too masculine.

>>77386942
This.

The Dutch and Swedish teams are the overall sexiest.

>>77386942
Yeah, I like them from the waist up.

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>>77386915
>Not autistically rebuilding your cities using the original plans from the middle ages like the krauts did

>>77386976
TABEA <3

>>77386951
>he doesnt like masculine women

wtf

>>77386944
Swimming ruins the tits, football ruins the legs, imo.

>>77386992
Most sport ruins the tits.

Why is women's goalkeeping so disastrous? They get to use their hands for fuck's sake. I know they're all shit by the keepers have been atrocious. Virtually every goal in this tournament has been like a webm from those ">women's sports" threads.

>>77386657
It happens all the time in """""men's"""""" soccer, you fat, autistic virgin.

>>77386990
>>>/lgbt/

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>>77386976
yeh well I rather have one ugly city than live in a nation full of spergs

>das wollten wir ja auch dass es enger wird
hehe

I see a Kemme in the distance :3

>>77387030
Post some Kemme!

>>77387020
>UK chick hottest

LEL

>>77387040
You spelled Deutsches Kaiserreich wrong

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>>77387020
sexy sailor's

>googles "player name boyfriend"
>googles "player name lesbian?"

>>77386999
The football should be smaller for the women's game.

>>77387072
should actually be bigger to help goalkeepers

>>77387069
Indeed.

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>>77387040
Notice how she covers her buckteeth

>>77387063
Stupid sexy frogposter

Thank u based Nadim

fugg

MÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅL

>>77387078
A balloon, perhaps.

YASSSSSS Denmark.
That was a great goal.

The city of FRAUENFUSSBALL

>Those defenders completely stopping just because the lino was flagging

LMAO, absolute state of women

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>WYMYN REFS


HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>77387101
Men do that as well.

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Based Stine larsen

>punch doesn't clear the box
>"good punch"

pls

Germany weren't expecting this.

>>77387121
Post more Stine

Real Madrid - Liverpool, 1-1.

wtf I love Denmark now

Fuck I overslept. What did I miss?

My local team full of fat and old fucks which is playing in literally the lowest division possible would absolute ly tear these teams apart.

Pernille is making me Harder right now

>>77387145
13 hours of the day

Wtf I love Denmark now

Is it 2-1 for Denmark? I'm on vacation in Germany and the mobile internet is utter shit

>>77387150
me and the lads who go to powerleague every Tuesday could smash this lot

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>>77386480

rip in peace netherlands :/ i hope i can console you witch internet monies :3

>>77387153
is she making your female Pernille harder?

>>77386992
Cycling ruins the pussy

German TV is actually smart for using a female commentator. She can say they play like shit without getting called a misogynist.

>>77386810
I know buddy, I've seen worse stuff coaching a professional female team for 2 years but it still hurts especially as those are 2 top tier euro sides.

>we talked for 3h about not crossing the ball through our own box, but you felt like it's a good idea so why not
>goalie ducking away from the ball, sure why not. what ever suits your boat sis
>closed eye header party ends in a 4 way concussion and a suspended match as we had to call in a med evac helicopter
>a crossing lands in the same postal code as aimed for, entire team starts to cheer as if they just won the worldc up
>hoofing it in the wrong direction, scoring the goal of the season
>after a entire season you can finally pull off that fancy 4-3-3 without falling back into a 4-4-2 seconds after kickoff

yes I sometimes regret my life choices

>>77387175
Danish TV also have a female commentator along side the guy who does like all sport events ever

>>77387175
anyone can say that moron. Don't pretend that a controversy is there before anything is even said.

>>77387162
3-1, Germany have fallen to pieces

>>77387201
Holy shit, 6-1 Denmark inside 15 minutes.

>>77387201
>You
it's 4-1 by now

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>its 7-1 now

JUST

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>>77387194
>Ohhhhh here's a shot on target!
>Oh, that actually turned into a pass instead

cant make this shit up

>>77387150
But they would lose 20-0 against the men.
And that's the point.

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>>77387132

>>77387215
Fuck I lel'd at that as well
>oh it's a shot on target that almost turned into a pretty good pass

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>>77387224

>>77387220
And Benfica would lose to Real. By that logic you should only watch the CL final

>>77387224
Stine has amazing bedroom eyes, I imagine.

Is this what Rocket League Bronze tier gameplay looks like?

>>77387220

>Watching women's soccer
>Comparing it to men's soccer and how much the women would lose

What a surprise.

Denmark missing all these opportunities.
In the end this will bite them in the ass.

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>>77387236

>>77387252
It's our secret tactic. Every game we miss 5+ huge chances.

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>>77387240
Patrician taste tßh

>>77387239
wtf are you on about.
you completely missed my point.

>>77387252
Missing big opportunities is the official Danish tactic for both the womens and the mens team

Kemme is doing her warm-up. She might be coming on in the next ten minutes or so

>>77387195
I think I've watched a few more tournaments than you, and it is indeed a problem. Male commentators got flamed for pointing out too many mistakes so they just praise everything. I did a bit of googling and this is an article from 2011 agreeing with my sentiment:
http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/frauen-fussball/1107/Artikel/tatsaechlich-frauen-fussball-kritik-berichterstattung-tv-ard-zdf-kathrin-mueller-hohenstein-silvia-neid-sommermaerchen.html

Money quote:
>Einzig Claudia Neumann vom ZDF traut sich, Fehlpässe und langweilige Spielphasen beim Namen zu nennen.

>>77387270
Stine is definitely a top five footballwaifu.

>>77387251
no, that's what the other German fag said.
he said a team of old farts would beat these women.
I said the team of old farts would get beaten 20-0 by the equivalent men's Mannschaft.

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>>77387270
Hnnnnng

>>77387295
hehe, man shaft

>>77387285
The problem is 3 snowflakes complaining, our commentator points out mistakes and nobody says shit. Maybe the problem is Germany's sensitive snowflakes, not the actual commentary.

>>77387277
YES!

Kemme on the pitch improves the game immediately.

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>our """""defense""""" right now

that's the most dangerous back pass i've ever seen

would you say she's kemming on?

>>77387305
exactly like that.

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what do I pay taxes for?

>>77387308
I think players secretly complained.

>>77387252
That's German football in a nutshell. And then we proceed to praise the good defence.
Haven't you seen the Confed Cup?

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>>77387285

>Tolle Stimmung in Sinsheim!

The >Tor in Sinsheim! meme has to be extended!

>>77387305
wtf why is the pussy so close to the asshole. is this normal?

r/ing WebM of that wedgie

>ywn get dryhumped by Line Roddik Hansen
feelsbadman.jpg

>>77387352
and I think frogs can fly but never do it when we are watching. What you think is irrelevant.

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>Roddik

>>77387366
THIS

>>77387360
Yes, there's about an inch between both. Also, have sex.

>>77387354
You did win, didn't you?
With your Z team or something.

why are they so good at >stikninger


wtf

>>77387392
Yes, with that exact tactic.
Hope the other teams can't hit the goal and then stumble one in yourself.

>>77386390
PLEASE WIN GERMANY!

I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY RIDING ON THIS!

i WILL FORGIVE WW1 AND WW2 IF YOU JUST WIN THIS GAME.

I WILL TAKE IN A SYRIAN REFUGEE.

I WILL WATCH /bundes/.

I WILL BUY LEDERHOSEN AND POST PIC ON /sp/

PLEASE!

>>77387368
Just how dumb are you? I say something, you pull shit out of your ass, I back it up, you pull more shit out of your ass... geez, wonder whose opinion is irrelevant here.

*yawns*

>>77387413
Yours and his.

>>77387408
Like Portugal at the Euro, except we scored even less.

>>77387413
>you pull shit out of your ass
>I think players complained
>no source, no explanation

how dumb are you?

>these big shadows moving across the pitch

Is Rotterdam being attacked by a giant monster?

>>77387429
they are called clouds, as a Britfag you should be very familiar with them.

>>77387425
Euro winners by the grace of Iceland. Poetic.

this grass is making the contrast setting on my TV look like its fucked up

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>>77387429
A giant Zwarte Piet.

>tfw therasa can throw further than you

>>77387446
I for one loved it.
Is there anything better than beating France in Paris when they had already booked the victory bus?

Portugal don't have to win anything else ever, this was enough for me.

can we just skip to penalties now?

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>>77387479
Sad!

>>77387412

Bavaria is not Germany, will you ever learn?

>>77387458
It glows like the ooze that turned 4 turtles into teenage mutant turtles (who then learned to be ninjas).

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>>77387479
Speak for yourself

the only acceptable female team sport to watch is volleyball

>>77387488
>Portugal don't have to win anything else ever

That we can all agree on

my grandpa fell asleep watching this and looked like he was dead
I got proper scared for a minute there

>>77387428
Yeah sorry I can't give you a newspaper source on backroom talk idiot.

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>>77387366
>>77387378
I use https://github.com/thetarkus/WebMCam

Any idea how to make it less shaky? Increasing FPS doesn't help

JUST

>>77387535
so stop pulling shit out of your ass then

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
DANESSSSSS

>>77387489
no

NAZIS BTFO
YOU'RE FINISHED YOU CUNTS, FINISHED.
NOT SO EFFICIENT NOW ARE YOU HAHAHA

>that complete lack of marking

wow

>BLANTANTLY FUCK UP MULTIPLE TIMES ON DEFENSE THAT ALMOST COST A GOAL
>SCORE ONE HERSELF

WHAT

DID

SHE

MEAN

BY

THIS

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How about that for an upset?

>>77387412
nothing personnel kid

>>77387528
Le butthurt?

no netherlands-germany finals, sad

>>77387412
fuck you krauts

i hate you

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh wait, now we don't get to see Germany BTFO by their true rival :(

>>77387536
Nice. I use gfycat but have only used it with YouTube vids

WTF I love Lego now

>>77387580
They already beat their true rival with refball.

>>77387529
I love when grandpas do that.
And then one day it's for real.

PARK
THAT
BUS

>>77387412
Kek'd

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>>77387575

haha

>>77387442
I thought other Germanicbros liked clouds

I blame Jones for the loss. That's what happens when you leave Kemme on the bench

>>77387607
Jermaine did nothing wrong

>>77387580
Kek

England vs France is essentially the final now

stine lykke is thicc as fugg

>>77387607

This. They brought it on themselves.

>>77387624
>implying this isn't Denmark's year.

>no more Maier
:(

That'll teach them to have a coach who looks like an AIDS-riddled prostitute from the favela.

I hope Germany won't score again so i can finally watch the Fernsehgarten.

>>77387624
the finals will be netherlands - denmark

>>77387640
then feminists will just start to argue that it was as big as 92

>>77387666

this

how hard will theresa get scissored tonight

>>77387674
no football story in history will be as big as Denmark 92.

I've reported every single post in this thread making "funny" and "epic" comments about the athletes' appearance. This is a board for discussing sport, not the weird and pathetic fantasies of virgin nerds.

Denmark doing it again against Germany at the Euros.

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German butch lesbian BTFO

>>77387668
This. The two cutest countries after Norway and Iceland

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>>77387688

>>77387687
Greece 04 was better

>>77387704
"German"

You can tell how tired our players are

that is our biggest weakness

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>>77387706
>Norway thinks we are cute

>>77387687
Leicester City FC.

>>77387688
Kyß rëddit

>>77387704
You clearly don't know what butch means

>>77387687
>no football story in history will be as big as Denmark 92.
zorro caca

THREE
SLAGS
ON
THE
SHIRT

the german commentator is so mad
lmao

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>>77387727
Mein neger. Nevr 5get
t. Leicestarian

Jesus Christ, 4 minutes of added time.
Nuff already.

>>77387735

She tries to be manly and therefore definitely has some butchy traits

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>>77387687
It was pretty big.

>>77387747
clean kitchen still gleaming

:DDDDDD

>>77387735
This. Dszenifer is a semen demon.

1992 part 2: Electric boogaloo

\ [^_^] /

Everybody laugh at Germany

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77387687
Yugoslavia should have won.

have a safe trip home germany

The more tattooed team lost ha

LOOOOOOOL
Destroyed

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Bye bye kraut chans

SACK THE NIGGER!

>>77387801
are you angry?

>>77387801
Sören, stay calm.

Germany's problem was that they didn't have enough Turkroaches in the team

>>77386420
Sterf

theresa nielsen is a CUTE

Biggest upset of the tournemant, desu.

Scandi and Dutch girls are the master race.

Imagine being German right now

what did they mean with this?

>>77387830
She has a horsie manface.

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>>77387839
I've always been a Dutch at heart.

>>77387854
difference between hot and CUTE anon

Germany didn't do much to be honest.
Their only goal was un unbelievable blunder by the keeper.
Would never be a threat to England playing like this.

This tournament has been comfy as fuck so far

Sack Åge and get Niels Nielsen to manage the mens NT 2bh

>>77387877
Difference between CUTE and UGLY.

>>77387830
POST HER

>>77387839
imagine being a wannabe Dane right now

fuck yeah

>>77387865
Unless Germany is winning

>>77387884
no it hasn't

fuck you

>>77387892
kys kraut

:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq_h16ug3TQ

>>77387888
Women with tattoos should be gassed

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>>77387888

Spain barely scrape through and get Austria.
England win the group and get France.

Typical.

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Larsen and Harder are giving Miedema and Maartens a run for waifus of the tournament

Is England the favourite now? I say yes.

>>77387959
Jill Roord and Tabea Kemme are the real patrician's choices.

>>77387271
lol i made a thread all alone :3

Not surprised desu. What were they even thinking, hiring a nigger with no prior coaching experience?

>>77387959
I'm glad Nadim finally scored, especially since Harder didn't play well today

Why does Nils Nielsen look like a divorced dad you'd meet at a pub

he looks so out of place

>>77387888
When will this "everyone must have a tattoo" meme disappear from Western culture?
It's getting old and boring.

>>77387989

She has every right to be pissed. She warmed up for 40 minutes but got no game time

>>77387989
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>77387986
Maybe he is. Or maybe it's the Peter Bonde school of thought. Look like you just woke up to psych out the opponent.

I want to invade Denmark now.

>>77388072
are you the guy from the tdf threads

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I haven't seen the men in over 2 or 3 years.

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>>77388075

>>77388075
reported to the German authorities

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>>77387989
Blässe mag mij wel ff lekker blazen als je begrijpt wat ik bedoel

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>>77388075

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>>77388101
yes :3

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>>77387972
I hope she gets played in the semis. Also it should be against regulations to use these long briefs under the shorts

see you lads for the big game tonight x
doubt I'll bother with Spain

how do you say JUST in German?

I know I shouldn't take this """""sport""""" seriously but I'm literally seething at the incompetence of this team.

>>77388190
i dont enjoy your stuff, but i do appreciate your meme collages and dedication

>>77388208
Jill should play naked.

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>>77388075
reported directly to Merkel

fuck bjarne riis
fuck the olsen-banden
fuck all danes

>>77388228
NUR

>>77388285
fuck jan ullrich
fuck october fest
fuck you

>>77388246
you mean you don't like Laura's stuff?

>>77388260
Honestly, it is sexist to force the women to play in men's kit. They should have specialized gear for their gender, and should play in either volleyball shorts or gymnastics leotards, desu. Also,

>a rained out euro quarter final
Does this happen in real (men's) tournaments?

>>77388230
It's what happens when you put a woman in charge. The England women were pretty much a joke when they had that black woman managing them.

>>77388228
Bare knulle skiten meg opp

>>77388412
that is swedish

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>>77387991
Tatoo is haram

Cristiano > Messi

#respect to Cristiano from Saudi Arabia

Beunruhigt meinen Arschkuchen!!
Dänischer Teufel!

>>77388407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CeSIzheCkg

kek the women's team actually has a black american lesbian as their manager what the fuck

>>77388408
Well we weren't a joke when we were managed by Neid.

>>77388460
Norsk. Er det sammen i Svensk?

>>77388408
Silvia Neid has 1 WC, 1 Olympic gold medal and 2 Euros in 11 years

>>77388407
Lugano vs. St.Gallen (First Swiss League) was aborted yesterday

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For me it's Frederikke T.
She can lob my balls into the box..

Scandi countries and others nearby, has there ever been any serious discussion about just letting your languages die and adopting English as a native langue, seeing as your own are essentially worthless outside your own country? Not baiting, just something I've always wondered.

>>77388586
WEAK ERA

>>77388665
nah

>more waifu wars in four bongs

patrician

>>77388602
swedish and norwegian is just a garbled up version of danish. there is even to different official norwegian languages because they can't even spell their own language.

>>77388682
Waifu wars is the comfiest shit.

I'm seriously considering following it past this tournament.

>>77388665
why don't you drop English and switch to Chinese? It is the #1 language in the world after all and China is way more relevant than your demolished empire.

>>77388708
Norwegian > Danish

>>77388583
With no prior coaching experience. Fuckin DFB...

>>77388665
It's never worthless to maintain one's language and culture. Before the British Empire, English was also limited to an island or two.

>>77388745
it's just women's football, not real football. are you a woman or why are you actually mad about it?

>>77388665
we just learn both languages. it's pretty cool.

>>77388665
english is a version of danish blended with french. When you learn danish it's easy to learn English. 'And yes unlike the average londoner/manc/boltoner/birmingstaner we do have the capacity to have our own language and still speak english.

>>77388665
>Implying Scandinavian languages don't massively improve music and make it more fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP7TenDuLbg

Also, if the languages are that useless, they will die anyway without any conscious effort.

>>77388260
This. And it would make it even better if it was only her while all the others played in normal kit

>>77388583
Her name is Steffi, she can't be anything other than German

>>77388708
we actually ungarbled your language and made it our own.

>>77388744
which one? bokmål or nynorsk?

>>77388665
>only having the cognitive ability to master 1 (one) language

>>77388719
Obscure sports have the best /sp/ threads, always. Every single person in this thread should join us for the next Paralympics.

>>77388837
I will be watching the Women's Rugby world cup, and will probably make threads for that.

Small but active communities are the best.