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SUPER RUGBY SEMI FINALS
>Sat 29 July
19:35 Crusaders vs Chiefs, AMI Stadium, Chch
>Sun 30 July
00:30 Lions vs Hurricanes, Ellis Park, Jo'burg
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good thread here lads
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MIGHTY chiefs
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I'll use this one I think
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Implying I'm posting in that shitters thread
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i want to FUCK chloe swarbrick lads
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>>77354947
good taste fampai
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>>77354947
Based Bill English
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>>77354942
Kys
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Bad game so far
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>>77354947
same but i think the greens are class traitors and should be the first against the wall
what do
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can our boys the chiefs do it lads?
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>>77354959
vote winston
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crusaders scraping by
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>>77354905
>>77354905
>>77354905
Rude of /rug/. I saved (You)
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>>77354959
"Class traitors"
Is this Communist lingo
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>>77354959
fuck her against the wall
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>>77354947
nudes when
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>>77354959
dab the secret NZ first vote and pretend to vote greens so she gives you a good boy goby after the election
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>>77354960
They need to start scoring tries, the last 20 minutes will be all crusaders
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>>77354960
they can, but they won't
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>>77354960
Our boys are the Hurricanes, lad
Also, Liam Messam is a freak
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>>77354966
I saved your mum from a life without orgasms
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNI16o5fOTI
>You will never have these genetics
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HTS?
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>>77354964
This
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>>77354968
not always
>>77354973
great idea but i guess she'd have to consent and i'm an ugly fuck
unless...
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>>77354982
Glen Jackson is a team traitor and should be the first against the wall
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>>77354992
Half time slants?
No thanks
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>>77354959
>"New Zealand"
>first
Pffffff..HAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Yea just ignore the crusaders slowing down the ruck there ref.
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>have to work
>gunna miss the /rug/
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>>77354988
I'm friends with Damo on Facebook.
>>77354905
>>77354905
>>77354905
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would you?
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How the fuck could they not cross the line with all that possession?
Pathetic
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>Sheep shagger
No thanks
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>>77355019
shes reserved for all black breeding material lad
bit of a shame really
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>>77355019
yes
though all that muscle would probably feel gay
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>>77355019
only from behind
not that her front is beautiful i just imagine doggy would better suit her body shape
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>>77355019
never post my waifu again
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>>77355019
Would I beat her at Pole Vault? Probably not.
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>>77355007
what the fuck kinda shit job do you have that you work saturday evenings
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>>77355019
ejaculate deep inside her, then wipe my dick off with the flag?
absolutely
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>>77355019
Would you?
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>All black
>Predominantly white
What did they mean by this?
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>>77355055
What's she doing in the Black Lodge
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>mils
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Wonder what she and beauden are doing right now ;_;
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would you??
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>>77355061
A representative New Zealand team first toured the British Isles in 1905. The side is now known as the Originals, as the All Blacks name emerged during this tour when, according to team member Billy Wallace, a London newspaper reported that the New Zealanders played as if they were "all backs".[18] Wallace claimed that because of a typographical error, subsequent references were to "All Blacks". This account is most likely a myth – because of their black playing strip, the side was probably referred to as the Blacks before they left New Zealand. Even though the name All Blacks most likely existed before the trip, the tour did popularise it.
>Know your stuff.
>>77355066
Threadly reminder to not post Hannah Laity(Queen of /rug/) pictures without her permission.
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>>77355019
I'd like to, but it's hard to compete with a 4 meter pole. She may laugh at me
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>>77355019
who the fuck wouldn't?
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>>77355066
Cucked by a girl you'll never meet, have you considered suicide?
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>>77355042
woolies
i don't normally work saturdays, i took one off shift as i'm a poor uni student and i had no plans anyway
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My highschool crush is married to William Genia ama lads
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>>77355078
Every day senpai
I'm currently deciding on what way to go about it
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>>77355071
no
>>77355055
yes
>>77355019
hell yes
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would you?
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>>77355019
If she brings some Speights maybe
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>>77355098
Might as well track her down for a rape murder suicide then
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>>77355096
had any big poos lately?
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how badly will our canes embarrass the lions later?
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>>77355104
>Women's Player of The Year.
Think it's really good they let the downies play with the normal cunts in female sports.
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>>77355118
ellis park is a fortress dude
anyone who doesnt travel well is a liability up there
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>>77355118
CrusadGODS v Loins final lad.
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Just arrived
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>>77355124
>That face
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>>77355118
Lions will get destroyed and the conference system will again be revealed for the shitshow it is. Lions getting to the top of the talbe without having to play any NZ teams in ludicrous. .
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>>77355135
Should've got Number 66.
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>>77355135
>naming pizzas after the seven deadly sins
Why is hell's so edgy
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>>77355147
its their theme
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>>77355135
>not thin base
amateur move
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How will New Zealand even compete?
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>>77355161
I'm sure they'll go on to win multiple Origin titles
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>>77355118
bad enough for south africa to withdraw themselves from the rugby championship
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>>77355170
Kek
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>>77355170
Angus Crichton and Kalyn Ponga are just warming up for a couple seasons in league is all :""""")
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KEK
>QUEEFS
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>>77355183
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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kek state of that try what the fuck
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and it's all over
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wtf
jammiest side in sport
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ffs I'm doing a poo what happened
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So this is the power of Chiefs rugby? Woah...
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>>77355211
Brown stuff came out of (You)r arse.
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was that not offside lads?
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>>77354912
>The Brief Beliefs
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>the opposition has touched the ball 3 times in the entire game
>you're still down 15-6
the absolute state of the village of the waikato
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>>77355216
Commentator said no, I don't really know why not though, can any rug lads explain?
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>all the kiwi flags
There isn't enough air spray to make this thread smell half way decent
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>>77355216
>>77355228
there was no breakdown/maul. It was general play
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>>77355231
What's the attendance at the Rabbitohs game like?
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>>77355231
>that flag
>that comment
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>>77355231
Fuck up you arsebreather.
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YES BOY
E
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B
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>>77355216
>>77355228
Ruck wasn't formed.
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>>77355231
haha walkcunt am i right?
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HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE LINE! YES BOY!
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top kem
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Just took a massive Fendalton AMA.
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https://youtu.be/Hr__Vge4Mcg
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>>77355252
how do you pronounce Fendalton
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>>77355251
reminder that JT is half kiwi
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>>77355235
>>77355244
oh yup, thanks lads
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chiefs have lost their heads
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>>77355260
>Phffendaaltoooon.
Source: dated within a chch rich list family for years.
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Let's not forget that Nathan Harris is a rapist.
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Stop replying to him you dumb tiny dicked fob.
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F L O O D G A T E S
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EXCUSE THE PUN LADS
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>beaver
we're fucked lads
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Reminder that this situation is inevitable when you stack your team full of blacks
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Livestream lads?
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>>77355267
They've got the skills, they're just a disorganised clusterfuck
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>>77355302
haha yeah got one right here
*pisses on you*
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>>77355302
http://www.vipbox.live/rugby/494741/3/crusaders-vs-chiefs-live-stream-online.html
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>>77355302
vipleague
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>>77355302
Sky Sports Channel 51
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>>77355302
www.foxtel.com.nz
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>>77355309
That's not what I meant
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>>77355302
theres one on leddit
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FFUUUUU
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Memekenzi rattled
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avo man's hand is covered in blood wew
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Can the Pooinloosaders win a game with a neutral ref?
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28 year old virgin crusaders customers lads
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Post based black /rug/ men
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>>77355344
this ref literally used to play for your "team"
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>>77355349
The Blues are the Broncos of union not the Saders.
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>>77355349
Hi sean
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just got 53 agility on osrs lads
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>>77355344
>team sucks
>blames ref
Classic
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>>77355358
The Brumbies are lad
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>>77355344
S E E T H I N G
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>>77355357
Yeah and he's overcompensating. And lets not forget the TMO
>>77355365
Only when the ref is biased
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Beaver absolutely decked crotty lel
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Reminder that Dave Rennie is absolutely SEETHING right now
https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/95207461/chiefs-coach-rennies-comments-add-fuel-to-the-fire-ahead-of-semifinal-clash-against-crusaders
KEK
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Who is that little red hair twink?
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wonder how many mckenzies metres are actually running sideways
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Who will be the AB's coach after 2019 lads?
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>>77355387
Shitspouter
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>>77355393
beaver
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>>77355393
Michael Schumacher
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>>77355393
Shitspouter
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>>77355393
george gregan
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>>77355400
"What's our gameplan Michael?"
"UUUJNMMFDFDSPELRLT"
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>>77355393
Eddie Jones
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>>77355393
Unironically it will most likely be Ian Foster. Can't remember when he said this but Steve Tew has said before that he would rather the next coach had some experience around the ABs environment, like Hansen was under Henry.
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>>77355410
No that's Queefs fans.
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>>77355393
Daniel Hay
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>>77355393
the reanimated corpse of jonah lomu
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>>77355393
Winston Peters
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>>77355426
that's "Who will be Prime Minister in September"
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>>77355410
That could easily be the Wallabies right now
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>>77355393
statscunt
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*farts and blows away the queefs*
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>>77355422
Wait wait wait. Is "DANIEL" Daniel Hay of Christ's College?????????
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>>77355431
He can do two things
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>>77355381
God Rennie is such a cunt rag
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>>77355442
1 on the trot matey
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>>77355442
Daniel Hay of University of Auckland m8
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>>77355393
john key
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>>77355448
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL I AM SO /new/ I USED TO BULLY THIS CUNT IN PRIMARY SCHOOL
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Someone post me a link to watch the New Zealand schoolboys championship
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>>77354912
God, the Chiefs have got to be the WORST New Zealand side, how did they ever make the playoffs?
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>>77355454
Nice work. We bully him in /rug/ and /cric/ now
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>>77355457
Pedo
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they should just go ahead and cancel the canes/lions game and crown the poosaders champions tonight
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>>77355454
what primary, share lad
I bet he went to medbury, the posh little twink
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it's colonialism all over again, Maori chiefs decimated by master race crusaders
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>>77355460
At least they scored points
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Reminder that the Queefs actually DREW with the BLUES. They are the biggest disgrace to the country
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>>77355467
Cuckthedral Grammar
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>>77355481
Share some stories
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>>77355477
Barely. They've had so many opportunities but choke like I choke the chicken
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>>77355457
https://www.youtube.com/results?sp=EgIYAlAU&q=land+rover+1st+xv+rugby+2017
This channel is good too
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcBsjhTcKLYfwMLYT4DjoHw
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>>77355488
His brother used to suck his fingers and the teachers had to put some shit on his fingers every day right up till year 8. His brother also disconnected the schools network in like year 3 and the system went down.
Daniel himself was absolutely shit at everything he did and played /rug/. Only ever made the 1st XV once all of the BSK moved onto high school. He was always bullied though.
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>>77355478
At least the Blues beat the Lions
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GOATtistic Elitespouter (ID: !!0v6EmR0AR5M)
2017-07-29 09:12:59
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FLOODGATES
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>Took 78 Minutes and the fucking meathead to cross the line
Lmao
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Consolation try
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>>77355509
Kek lad good stuff
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the comeback is on mates
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brodus
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>>77355528
Based Crusaders felt bad
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Chiefs with the moral victory
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>>77355511
Would these be the same Blues that got BTFO by the Sunwolves?
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>2017
>Not being a Blues fan
Lmao'ing at your "lives" you pleb losers.
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>>77355548
>Sunwolves
KEK
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NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOODBYE
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lol
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This has been a boring game.
Inc Hurricane Crusaders final.
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>>77355548
I too enjoy being pitied by the entire country
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daily reminder that if Roger Randle was still playing the chiefs would have won
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Can someone get me the spray? Thread smells like shit lads
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>>77355568
Here lad
*pisses on you*
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>>77355560
to the surprise of NO ONE.
why did they even play the regular season if the final was all but set in stone before game 1 even kicked off?
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>>77355568
Back to your dead general
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>LE GWEEVES XDXD
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Crusaders defence is just to good,
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>>77355589
Also the chiefs attack is just too shit
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>>77355560
All Crusaders games have been shit. They always are.
Name one exciting game they've played this season.
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>le ded GENERIUVWNCPOWIAR;VBNPIQOW;ABFZDN;LSK?
SHIT FUCKING MEME
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>>77355573
Chiefs deserve to be pissed on after tonight's performance
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>>77355600
game against the Highlanders that was won after the buzzer
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>>77355597
Nah chiefs attack was on point, they would have shredded any other team.
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>>77355600
>29/07 Chiefs getting BTFO
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>>77355600
first two against the highlanders, quarter final was a dull mud fest
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>>77355602
>having a stroke midpost
Shit fucking meme
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>>77355625
It was a good game if you actually know what you're looking at
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>>77355602
Did your "peem" lose mate?
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>>77355602
>Having an absolute meltdown over a rugby game
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>>77355621
That was piss poor attack. They had a few good runs and that one decent cross kick. All they did well was maintain possession
Canes and highlanders would have decimated them too
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>>77355643
t. Professor of Scatology
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>>77355662
This, and the Blues
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>>77355662
No need to be mad about the Chiefs any more lad, the game is over
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>>77355393
Gatland obviously
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORsNqP0U7Cc
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Is Skuddz white?
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>>77355685
It's the truth mate, absolutely garbage offensive play with over 70% possession
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>>77355454
based AMS has got another lead lads
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>>77355697
Yawn. The game is over mate. Have a beer.
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>>77355685
Im describing a game I just watched, if the description makes you so butthurt I've heard Vaseline might give you some soothing
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>>77355694
What a fool
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So which Australian team will be cut? Hopefully it's the Reblels.
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>>77355713
It doesn't matter, they're all shit
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Think i'm done posting in /rug/ lads. Too many newcunts.
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>>77355726
Don't come back faggot
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>>77355726
>ragequit
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>>77355726
I just want to know if Skuddz is white :'(
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>>77355694
Based tttt
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Congrats to Yemmy, who is now uncatchable on /bru/
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>>77355722
Yeah, but Reblels are on a whole other level of shite. No team that finishes with fewer points than Sunwolves deserves to stay in Super Rugby.
>>77355726
t. Queefs fan
Don't knock your head on the way out.
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Lets meme another earthquake into happening in Christchurch lads, this time to finish the job
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>>77355824
Queefs fans eternally booty blasted.
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>>77355824
Why do you hate Christchurch so much? Have you ever been there?
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>>77355841
Because his team got wrecked
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Christchurch, more like right wing bigot place of worship
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Absolutely C L I N I C A L performance lads
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>>77355567
Nah mate, Kahui and Muliaina.
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>>77355865
Nigger detected
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>>77355865
Stay in Melbourne then ya fag
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>>77355865
Nice to see you posting around here David
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>>77355865
>Christchurch, more like right wing bigot place of worship
That's Auckland lad. They have white pride groups at uni
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Wow, didn't realise how many alt-right racists were in this general. I guess I'll be leaving you and your backwards views now
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>>77355662
The same Hurricanes that lost twice to Chiefs this season? And the same Highlanders that couldn't manage a try at all last week?
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Just got back from watching Dunkirk with my dad rather than some shit rugby match, feel like it was a good decision.
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>>77356064
You're gay and your dad is gayer. Gayboy.
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>>77356076
I mean yeah, I did jerk him off while we were there. Doesn't mean we're gay though mate.
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>>77356048
Yes. Handily
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>Call someone a fag
>This means I'm scared of them
>Call a muzzie a shitskin goat fucker
>This means I'm scared of them
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>>77355923
>that absolutely monster rig
David pocock is the living embodiment of the average /rug/ poster.
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>>77355923
Has Pocock got the best body in rugby? He's huge and his genetics are godly.
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>>77356232
bit jelly to be honest
not to mention his skill at the breakdown
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>>77356232
Similar body to myself
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>>77356232
Please have lots of white children please have lots of white children please have lots of white children please have lots of white children please have lots of white children please have lots of white children please have lots of white children please have lots of white children please have lots of white children please have lots of white children please have lots of white children please have lots of white children please have lots of white children
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>>77356232
He's a unit
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>>77356261
Pasty white?
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>>77356273
I'm maybe a bit more bronzed, particularly after relaxing on Mt Maunganui beach
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Just booked flights to Christchurch for next weekend. Hope the Hurricanes win!
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>>77356328
I hope you got a flexi. But I guess theres no real other reason to visit Christchurch anymore.
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Is there another game on tonight?
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>>77356755
In a little over an hour
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>>77356764
Wanna have sex while we wait?
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>>77356232
Too bad he's never had a 6 and 8 that protect him from foul play.
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>>77356911
Hooer could do the job but he's too much of a pussy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJVFvcVoxNM
Starting Aus schoolboys hooker scores a try. Please give me a summary of your thoughts in 25 words or less
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>>77356986
Haha BOOMFA
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>>77356986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=491aVeBd8Jg
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>>77355055
She reminds me of our Olga Kharlan (three-time world champion in sabre fencing) - beautiful with make-up and pretty average without it.
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>>77356999
>fob
>good hooker
Pick 1
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45 bings until refball
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>>77356999
What's he like at throwing line outs though? A.k.a his fucking job.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyobskW4e04
Please give me a summary of your thoughts in 25 words or less
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>starting matches at 4:35
How good or bad was the match?
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>>77357214
There was no game at 4:35 you shitter
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>>77357214
Fuck off Brazil.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rCyll5AeY
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>>77357014
That's what regular people look like in New Zealand don't be rude.
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Anybody have a stream?
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>>77357431
I've been sculling water for the last couple of hoping that someone would ask.
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>>77357431
gofuckyourself.com
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>>77357431
*pisses all over you*
no worries m8
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>>77357453
Same. Drinking beer at 8 am waiting for this one.
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>>77357487
I would love to get a stream from a BSA! Please!
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rugby is gay just buy like madden 13 and see the light
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Made my /youff/ post in /nrl/ because apparently they steal all the talented young Aussie schoolboys lads
>>77357522
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>>77357507
t. jamal deshawn williams
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Leões x Furacões in how many hours?
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>>77357586
Don't know. But Lions vs (versus) Hurricanes is in 9 minutes spick.
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>>77357586
10 minutes
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This is what the spic had for dinner.
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i've drunk so much i literally can't remember the name of the streaming site i usually use
the one that craps after 20 minutes every game
help
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>>77357712
You just described skygo
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>>77357729
lad pls
my children are starving
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.>>77355532
Daniel was also a choir boy
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>>77357741
nvm i remembered
if ur also looking: vipbox
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>>77357699
>Implying beaners can cultivate ice
Remove the ice, once slice of bread and a cup of tea which is 70% milk, 30% hot water and 2 dunks of a tea bag and you're spot on.
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>>77357792
I remember when they used to try to force me to go to choir practice, always had rugby, cricket, football or water polo training which took precedence.
But if we had shit that we had to do with one of our sister schools, I was first person on the bus.
If you know what you're doing, choir makes it easier than shooting fish in a barrel desu
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Lions look hungry
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TMO should check that in slow mo
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>>77357699
>kiwi cusine
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what a fucking meme try
>>
too easy
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Hoping to see plenty of based black men
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>>77358014
Thanks for joining us tonight, David
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>>77357968
>Being this dense
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I dont think sideways memechuck is a sport
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Fucking exposed.
This is what happens when you play in your meme conference only playing against the Kings, Sunwolves and Jaguares
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this is going to be a blowout
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Wow this barrett guy is pretty fast
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Kek barretts even have the same running style
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I swear to fuck the Barrett's better have 100 white kids between them
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gg lions might be in bed before the half
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Fuck. Went to kitchen to make a cup of hot milk and when returned there already was 12:3. Two tries?
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>>77358084
Why? So our dickhead coaches can select overrated players to hold our team back?
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>>77358166
Nah comrade. The Horrorcanes kicked 4 penalties. Nastovia
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Why don't North and Southern hemisphere teams play each other every so often?
Like Super Rugby winners play Champions cup winners
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>>77358166
I made your mom a cup of hot milk
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>>77358166
perenara picking up a loose lions pass from 50m out
mini barrett to goosen off a lineout move
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>>77358209
Nobody fucking likes Amerifats. Fuck off out of here.
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>>77358195
>Horrorcanes kicked 4 penalties
Oh, then ok.
>>77358209
Nice to hear it. What a good boy you are.
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>>77358207
They do in League, even then the Super League is about 3 weeks in and the NRL is about a month or 2 off. The problem is that it's always the Australian team having to travel to Europe because the seasons aren't in sync.
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>tries a drop goal
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>Not one comments on the halfie niggers hair
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>>77358299
It's fucking atrocious
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>>77358207
scheduling/logistics probably. I'm sure there would be an audience for it but anything more than say, the top two or four teams would be too disruptive to their domestic calendar
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Who is next All Blacks captain /rug/? Coles?
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>>77358299
>>77358318
>Hurricanes fans
>Rather talk about hair than rugby
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lol wtf was that?
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>>77358397
Richard Dishwasher
>>
are there discernable differences between how each team plays? it'sall greek to me
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>>77358397
Whitelock.
The current team should be;
Moody
Coles
Franks
Avocado
Whitelock (C)
Kaino/Luatua
Cane/Todd
Savea/Luatua/Shields
TJ
Soap
Savea
Crotts
ALB
Dagger
Bender
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New zealand intellectuals
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Barrett ded
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>>77358463
Yeah. Hurricanes are meme, mobility and flair. Crusaders are tactics, execution and and textbook rugby.
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>>77358397
Shitspouter
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>>77358465
>Dagg
Crocker
Coles
Franks
Cridge
Whitelock
Savea
Todd (C)
Ioane
Dick pic
Barrett
Ioane
Crotts
ALB
Ioane
Barrett
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>>77358463
Brumbies
>muh lineouts
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>>77358529
Shitspouter couldn't even make the 23 for the Auckland Women's NPC team.
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>>77358465
Blackcock.
The current team should be;
LeBron
Brady
Rodgers
Julio Jones
Me
My dad
Your mom
That old guy at that one shitty dive bar I think his name is Jerry
Iverson
Kobe
Kenny Lofton
Brees
Pedro Martinez
Tebow (C)
Rivers
Edelman
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kek
KEK
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>>77358463
3 main tactics
-Grind up through the forwards ( the big slow guys that are like linesmen)
-Pass it wide and run through the backs (fast guys like receivers and running backs)
-Kicking and territory battle
The weather plays a big part in what sort of mixture of these a team plays and some teams favour certain tactics
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>>77358584
>Ioane
The lad finished off and scored a run away try from opposition error. He also jeopardised us in the second test on defense. The lad isn't ready. Dagg is literally the best 14 in the country.
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>>77358656
>p-please pay attention to our sport mr American
Fucking pathetic.
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>No third barrett
>No memekenzie
>No skudds
New Zealand intellectuals, everyone
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The Lions have literally no idea how to play defense against this
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>>77358656
idk why you dontjust boot it constantly,and why people always get faked on the sideways hand passes
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>>77358584
Holy fuck that's a terrible team.
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shiiit that was another try if colesy didn't drop it
>>
>>
Just realised Fatvea wasn't picked.
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>picking savea for the abs when he can't even nail a starting hurricanes spot
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>>77358728
Go to bed you little bitch.
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>>77358616
>Rodgers
But he really really likes women, what would he do among all those men (and you mom)?
Anyway it would be interesting to watch game between SuperRugby and NFL players. 1 half-time - rugby rules and 2 quarter-times - american football rules.
>>
Janties...
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>>77358521
go canes
>>
THE COMEBACK IS ON
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>>77358766
He's our best option for 11. Why Sucky Nah Whole Oh is shit, Piutau left because Hansen is a prick, Ioane is fucking average unless it all goes his way just like Memeckenzie and Beauden '3 tricks' Barrett
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>>77358777
Please die in a fire
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>>77358830
They're both less shit than Savea.
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Rieko is better. Naholo is a 14
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>>77358839
You can go to bed also William.
>>77358830
Nemani Nadolo
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>>77358870
You a bit of a retard are ya?
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>>77358870
Nadolo moved to France and plays for Fiji
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Why the fuck isn't my adblocker working on these streaming sites lads?
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>I rate le big strong run hard fobs
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>>77358927
Brown people are the future of Australia and it's beautiful
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/our/lads the Hurricane's looking solid.
Looks as though Jaco Peyper is getting his Lion's-tinted shades ready early for the 2nd half though.
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>>77358915
Didn't stop Shitivatu
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>>77358845
>>77358852
Nah Whole Oh had covered 11 for the AB's more than once. Savea is a bif game player. If he's off he wont break it open but he wont jeopardise is like Ioane did. Rieko played 2 games. In one game he was the finisher for a try, the other the other try was good vision and blind pace. The second game he was defensively tested and he failed enough to cancel out what he did in the first test and not give him a second cap. Do you people only see tries? Are you a 'Ben Smith is suited better to the wing' poster??
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>>77358982
He never played for Fiji
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>>77359009
Oh sorry.
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>>77358965
The future of Australia is yellow. The future of Europe is Islamic and nigger. The future of America is brown. Please get it right.
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>>77358753
That's because the Shark's exposed how under pressure they become from playing rush defence, last week.
John Plumtree used to coach the Shark's, are you so deluded that you don't think he would have seen what they did and incorporated it into their game plan?
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>there are people in the world right now who are unironically south african
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>>77358982
Shitivatu only played for the Pacific Aisles and gained citizenship 2 years after that game.
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>>77358981
>>
Reminder if you took every "fob" and moved them to Australia they wouldn't become the majority
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>>77359021
Meant for >>77358696
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>>77358998
t. mrs savea
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https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/95139881/schoolboy-rugby-players-to-be-drug-tested-at-first-xv-tournament
What's the point in doping at shit tier level?
>>
Just used veet on my balls chest and armpits.My gooch could be a problem. Anyone got any hints and tricks or could link an informative video?
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>>77359082
standout at schoolboy level = picking up npc contract = pathway to super rugby contract
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kek
canes btfo
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>>77355155
>its their meme
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>>77359106
But you'll be shit when you get there because you gotta stop.
t. Ben Blair
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>>77359163
You know remember when Ben Blair scored in the final minute to retain the Shield
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>>77359103
lie on your back, legs behind head, mirror in front
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>>77359163
But if you're getting picked, you're also playing for better teams and getting better coaching. So you're stopping other guys who would have been better than you from access to that experience.
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>>77359062
T. casual.
>Mah flair
>I don't know any Chiefs 10s beyond Beaver and Cruden
Fuck you lad, I exposed you long ago.
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go da loins
>>
Kiwis choking against the Lions again.
>>
that hair cut lmao
>>
definite grounding try call from an assistant ref on the opposite side of the maul?
>>
final score 68-22 lions. Screencap it.
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Is Beauden Barrett the most overated player of all time?
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me oh my what a try
>>
Forward pass
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>>77359267
kek
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-wU9Ptpq6Cc
saints t bh bros
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>>77359267
might wanna rethink that one lad
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>>77359268
No that'd be Romen O'Garra.
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>>77359268
he's up there
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>Bowden At The Bar
>>
BEAUDIE EXPOSED AGAIN
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>>77359268
based on what just happened, yes.
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E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
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>>77359284
You mean Ronan O'Gara? The third highest points scorer in Rugby Union History?
>>
REKT
WIVES ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>77359336
No I meant Johnny Wilkinson.
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Lions 2.0
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bit of a pet hate of mine with that try.
no reason why the lions player couldn't have dotted it down closer to the posts
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/rug/ casuals get blown out by an elite kiwiposter and they suddenly get quiet.
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>>77359336
No idea why he was in the team so long. He was shit. Anybody can pad their stats as a goal kicker and gets picked in every game.
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>>77359360
retarded front rower taking too many knocks to the head
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>>77359360
Fucking this
Does my head in
Especially since he jogged over the line as well
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>>77359346
Oh so Johnny Wilkinson, the second highest point scorer in rugby history.
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If the lions beat the crusaders next week and finish with a 100% record against NZ teams this season, is NZ rugby officially dead and the meme can finally end?
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>>77359370
His tactical kicking and game management was invaluable for Munster and Ireland. He certainly wasn't shit.
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>>77359386
No I meant George Gregan.
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Do NZ have any player that can actually kick off a tee?
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>>77359370
He was Irelands best 10 forever. Their only other option was Humphries. By the time Sex On came along he was so young O'Gara was actually making an impact off the bench.
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If NH Leões can draw with NZ, so ZA Leões can perform better and win the SR for uMzantsi Afrika
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>>77359407
Daniel Carter.
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>>77359407
not since andrew mehrtens retired, no
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>>77359400
Oh so George Gregan, the third highest test capped player in rugby history?
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>>77359371
A 12 is only a front rower in league m8
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>>77359418
No I meant Stephen Moore.
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>>77359388
No. Lions haven't played a game on NZ soil and it will be a shitstorm of NZ media taking dumps on the conference system.
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>>77359407
Lima Sopoaga
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>>77359412
Literally who?
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>>77359370
Had no alternative for the vast majority of his career. He was there too long you're right and he really declined late in his career.
>>
BTFO
>>
>hurricanes seem unable to go the full80
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>>77359407
Lima Sopoaga and Marty Banks. One is International level but will never get a shot because of Memebarrett and the other is an Ace but not international level.
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Well. Should've listened to Goatspouter. I NEED TO CANCEL MY FLIGHTS TO CHRISTCHURCH
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>>77359421
It was a 12? Didn't even look at the number, just looked like one physically jej
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Why are NZ teams so bad against Lions?
>>
>TROY?
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>>77359411
Nah mate, this is a sport board and this is a rug specific thread. If you want to talk about firewood fuck off to /out/ or /diy/
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Is Saffa rugby... dare I say... in ascension?
>>
2016 20-3.
2017 37-29.
Fuck this shit. Was looking forward to experiencing Chrushedchurch post quake.
>>
In 20 years, Aotearoa shall be the Uruguay of rugby
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Fuck you hurricanes I could have gone to a chch final
>>
What the fuck happened lads
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>>77359500
hope so
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Hurricanes to be investigated for match fixing when?
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>>77359470
>Beauden Barrett is the reoccurring theme
>All Blacks coaching staff and kiwis will defend this
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TJ is a tenacious cunt. Not sure if I love him or hate him.
>>
Lol fucking end yourselves
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>>77359191
Thanks, might be able to suck myself at the same time
>>
Haha
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>>77359514
it's a NZ sports team choking in a game where they were heavy favourites and had a large early lead. Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary there
>>
LOL
intercepted by a fucking prop
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i actually hope the lions win next week now, nz rugby is a fucking joke
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>>77359568
I stopped paying attention after the first half hour because the lead was so big, I check back half an hour later and I can't believe my eyes
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NZ rugby Isn't the joke.
The Hurricanes memery is the joke and the fact that Steve Hansen bought into it and decided to mould the All Blacks after them.
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>uMzantsi afrikan racists
>still complaining on quotas
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This is literally all Beauden's fault
>>
Lions certainly played better in the second half but there was some serious turbo refball in this half.
No way a Lions player would get carded for what Barrett did and that was clearly a knock on. Obviously this wasn't necessarily enough for the Canes to win, but they weren't given a chance to play at all with the way penalties and advantages were given.
>>
Is complaining about the ref during rugby games a national past time in NZ?
>>
Do these fucking Kaffa commentators have any clue about rugby or any unbiased comments? Not as bad as those fucking Abbo ones but it's just as crap.
>>
Now there's comfy league on BBC One lads
>>
Shame there can't be an outcome where both Lions and Canes lose.
>>
>the last 41 mins of this game, canes lost 41-7
i cannot even keep track of all of my kek
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>>77359650
They are without a doubt the saltiest losers in sport
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>yes I saw grounding, that was a try
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>77359665
there is. if crusaders win next week (they wont)
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>>77359624
Don't agree with the knock on. But yeah, that was a seriously weak yellow.
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>kiwi seething about refereeing again
>this time they're actually right
Confusing
>>
>>77359738
I'd like to seethe about the fact that the Hurricanes players were all exhausted after about 30 minutes, too.
>>
South Africa > New Zealand
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>>77359665
Toжe пoнял, чтo нa двaчeвcкoм cпopтaчe нeчeгo дeлaть?
>>
>>77359682
>>77359738
It makes the competition a bit of a joke that all refs involved were South African.
It's not mystery that the SARU goes out of their way to ensure their teams have an advantage. Look at the way the conferences are set up and the schedules. I mean it wasn't horrible but it should have been neutral regardless of the results.
I'm not a Hurricanes fan and I simply don't care about this result.
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>>77359619
go steal some drugs and get taken around the back of some shitty disease infested establishment and be shot to death.
Literally worse than Israel and Shitspouter combined at this stage
>>
>>77359898
Happy I'm not the only one not happy about monkeys swinging from the trees in /rug/
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>>77359915
No one wants him here, and he obnoxiously tries to pass himself off as having any idea whatsoever about rugby.
He just goes around shitting up the place, like a classic uneducated black.
Really need the Kiwi's to lead a vendetta against him, similar to what they did to the Israeli dude
>>
>>77359762
How many did Furacões' players pick by ABs for Leões' tour on NZ?
>>
Someone make a thread before Garold or that fucking monkey fucks it up again
>>
>>77359873
Fuck the Hurricanes, they lost that game. I do agree on the South African perspective though. They are very biased, it even goes down to the people who play the big screen replays.
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>>77360026
No such team as Ferocious.
You can speak English so stop being a pretentious cunt and speak it. Your Portuguese speaking quip isn't popular lad.
>Vs instead of x
>Playing at 4am
>Laos bunno stios
>Not having a traditional breakfast of bread and hot water and milk
>Not doing South American X
Wise up darling
>>
Anyone watching the challenge Cup semi? I know
>league
But it gives me my fix of watching muscular men pound each other for 80 minutes. No homo
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>>77354912
Alright lads
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>>77360261
Wigan x Leeds for final probably
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>>77360270
arigh
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>>77360240
I see you desperately want to know how NZSuperRugby teams are named in Ukrainian or Russian, yeah?
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>>77360354
>Implying Ukraine doesn't speak Russian
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NEW AND REAL THREAD
>>77360394
>>77360394
>>77360394
>>77360394
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>>77360399
What? I can translate it in Ukainian or Russian or both (there are minor differences in one or two letters anyway).
>>
What does Blues mean (in the name of team)? It's a color, a music genre or just melancholy?
>>
>>77360511
Цвeт
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>>77360521
Are you sure? Why does St. Louis Blues have a note on their emblem?
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>>77360555
Auckland hasn't relation with that musical genre. It's the colour.
>>
So there is no good old maori blues in Auckland.
I was always interested how does modern New Zealand music with national motives look (hear) like. Here Ukrainian, for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXvTQisTsB8
>>
>>77360968
There's a song names "Maori Blues", but the composer is unitedstatian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpC4YkYPy1g
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>>77361032
>but the composer is unitedstatian
And the song is just generic jazz without any national motives.
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>>77360399
:^)
>>
>>77359616
Exactly. The hurricanes' ABs seriously underperformed and crumbled under pressure
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