Newcastle Knights v St. George Illawarra
South Sydney Rabbitohs v Canberra Raiders
Sydney Roosters v North Queensland Cowboys
/rug/
Thread already stinks lads
First for based me
God I can't even work up the courage to talk to people using text. I'm pathetic. This anxiety combined with the extreme depression that hit me really hard this year is destroying me. It makes my stomach constantly hurt, I have to constantly try to remove the negative thoughts out of my head but they just end up coming back 10 minutes later. At least it's helping me lose weight, since I've lost interest in everything, including eating.
Cooper Cronk is going to get a job as a rent boy in Sydney next year
>>77352360
Removing them never work, you have to confront them.
nearly rooted a 50 year old ex ice addict last night
>>77352299
My drug dealer didn't let me pay for my ice with sex last night lads
really late on the "england is my city" meme lads
>>77352831
He probably has had enough of your tore-up loose boipucci
I want to live lads
I don't wanna die
Knights breaking into the top 4 today lads
Footy is on my /nrl/ family.
Footy is on depressedGOD
lets go knights
KNIGHTS ARE BACK LADS
its a try
Scoring a 2nd try WILL cost Poocastle this game.
>mfw I had a huge multi for all games today and tomorrow starting with dragons by 13+
Knights
Rabbits
Cowboys
>>77353606
>not having the filename as "don't pee on my head and tell me it's raining"
fucking phone posters.
Sad thing is some knights fans haven't learned that they're just getting their hopes up
This time will be different! You just wait!
>Missed the first 20 minutes
>Knights up by 12
Oh, it's one of these episodes again
>>77353713
you mean up by 6
>>77353728
I'll mean down by 12 in 15 minutes
That's MY Peem!
Thats the Knights I know.
Life lessons from an 80 year old man
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90% of all your happiness and misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for our convenience, not the caller’s.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
>interfering with an offside player is a penalty
Bunker at it again.
>Bunker helping the Knights
What is this bizzaro world
26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read: No regrets.
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in the hospital; you only need to stay a few minutes.
36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, ‘Someone who thinks you’re terrific.’
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a notepad and pencil on your bedside table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someone’s day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
44. Become someone’s hero.
45. Marry only for love.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80% of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Don’t expect life to be fair.
>>77353854
>appeal to authority
fuck off you old cunt
Lesson
Zero: Walk every day
51. Do NOT support the Newcastle Knights
This is the lost rigged game I've ever seen
>>77353864
>Marry only for love
But love is a meme?
>>77353879
You obviously don't watch many Broncos games
>>77353873
These are the 50 commandments of WalkGod
Oh god fucking damn it
Celebrating a premiership they were stripped after cheating the salary cap. Extraordinary. This is incredibly tone deaf.
old neighbour caught my flu lads. hes never spoken to me so its kinda justice
Who here bought Rugby League Live 4?
If the Knights win I'll chop my dick off and mail it to Walkbro
>it's a Newcastle lose a big early lead in the dying seconds episode
GOATcastle dynasty starts NOW
>lead by half time in 10 games
>win only 1
I knew Knights were much better this year, but wow that 2nd half record blows ass.
Easy cash in the 5:30 game - get on Goodwin for first try.
That is all.
>having Widdop
>captaining Widdop
>>77353962
please pay your goy tax to the NRL
https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-nsw-strathfield-125700490
>3.5million dollars
>for that
is it a bargain?
>>77353966
KEK
>>77354028
>he will NOT get away with it this week
>he WILL exit the Top 8 this week
>he WILL miss the finals for the second consecutive year
Will he ever recover lads?
>>77353966
The shanty town of Gummi Bears RLC
51. Never listen to some cunt telling you how to live like he's an expert on existence
>>77354021
I do question some people. If you have 3.5mil lying around or like 2.7mil in pre-approval...why choose Strathfield?
>>77353966
>>77354028
>>77354039
>>77354047
Never knew this many people went back 2 back in SC?
>>77354056
closer to family probably
>>77354057
I guess with the back2back fuckups he balances off to average?
>>77354056
>>77354064
good schools, asian, very likely to continue appreciating so its a decent investment, close to the city
i think the appreication is the main thing, you can find good schools and close to the city anywhere, i think it's where the 'almost rich' go to become rich
move out of strathfield when your kids have all grown up and left the schools and move to the northern suburbs
thats basically what my parents did, bought in strathfield in 2000 for about 900k and sold recently for about 4m
sucked living in strathfield but i guess my kids will have a good life?
Don't know if I hate people who say ass or pee more
>dropping ball with line open
PATHETIC
Oh boy I can't wait to see how Newcastle will fuck this one up
>>77353937
Worried lads
Kek every fucking time
Preeetty sure that hit Frizell's forearm when it was thrown back lel
come on knights
The refball sweet jesus.
They're still going to fuck this up
Knights look so happy.
Poocastle dynasty starts NOW
Fucking finally. I love this team so much, no matter how shit they are.
>What are the odds: Not even the big price available for the Knights has convinced Sportsbet punters to back them. The money is running five-to-one in favour of the Dragons and St George Illawarra 13-plus is the overwhelming favourite in winning margin.
Fucking RIP gambling addicts
GOATcastle dynasty: IT BEGINS
Cut your dick off anon
>broncgods lose their match
>knights win their match
>>77354264
>>77354262
TYBJ
>>77354272
fug
>secured my spot in the SC finals
>Knights finally get up
What a fucking day m8s.
Knights missed 63 tackles (compared to 293 successful tackles) and still won
Dragons on future Knights watch
Ben hunt will save the dragons
"Dib could not be contacted yesterday as The Saturday Telegraph was told he had lost his phone after returning from a recent overseas trip"
the knights just won
>>77354383
>the knights just won
>this cowboys v roosters promo
man I'm so hype for this match lads
>your parents have never dusted the house
kinda very embarrassing desu
>the knights just won
Why is /cric/ so superior to nrl and rug?
>>77354417
Aren't you supposed to be depressed?
>the knights just won
Knights on year end resurgence and avoidance of spoon watch
>>77354420
No?
>>77354443
>leave des haslers career to me
>and me
I would to start (and by start i mean copy) le invisible man meme with woods. Who is with me?
#justicefoElijah
>when the fat retard who gets paid the same as you for gibbering starts gibbering
>>77354467
is that some abo kid or what
Reminder that you CAN replace a bike...but you CANNOT replace a life!
Let us steal your bikes NOW
Just had my bike stolen lads
>>77354471
just chased after some kid lads
Going bald lads
>>77354491
receding hairline or top of your head mate
>>77354495
Receding hairline/thinning at the front.
>ywn be your 85 year old grandpa who falls for these things and lost a bit of money paying scams
i wonder how much he lost, fuck
>>77354500
Gone to the doc? Hairline can be slowed or stopped for a while at least
What a career lads
>>77354495
proper bald spot on the top thinning on the front and receding
Gonna buzz it soon I think, no use fighting it
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*claps*
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*claps*
>>77354522
Only 11 teams left for Oldfield to play for.
based
I reckon being bald would be good after you get used to it.
reminder bra boys are faggots
>>77354582
Spotted the Bronte Boy lads
>ball handling could be difficult
Based Hannah Hollis making me hard
>>77354582
thats john sutton btw
Karmichael Hunt having a shocker lads
Fuck off
giv penalty
Fuck off giv poster you fucking faggot
/afl/ here
KEK
LADS LADS LADS LADS
THE ORIGINAL AND BEST BFT IS AT THIS GAME
>tipped broncos
>tipped dragons
>tipped souths
WalkGOD
1 in 5000 Amish has autism
1 in 68 Americans has autism
1 in every 1 /nrl/ poster has autism.
I'm so fat and autistic that I actually count as two people.
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN SOUFS ARE LOOSING
children who receive thimerosal-containing vaccinations are 27 times more likely to develop autism than children who do not.
>ball goes backward
>knock on
wut
reminder that this is a poo game and everybody is just waiting for the next match
reminder that I'm getting two $5 rippa deals from red rooster for dinner
>>77354921
>2 $5 dollar rippa deals
How much does that cost you?
Cleverman is an Australian television drama program based on an original concept by Ryan Griffen. The series premiered on 1 June 2016 on SundanceTV in the United States and on ABC in Australia the following day.[1]
The six-part drama series reimagines several stories of the Aboriginal Dreamtime in a modern, superheroic context, and reflects on racism, asylum seekers and border protection.[2] Its central story revolves around two estranged Gumbaynggirr brothers who are forced together to fight for their own survival when one of them is passed the mantle of the "Cleverman". Creatures from the Dreaming also feature in the series' real world dystopian landscape.[3]
The series was renewed for a second season on 2 June 2016,[4] set six months later,[5] and has received A$450,000 in funding from Screen NSW.[5]
>I wrote "two"
>he quotes me saying "2"
2 and two are LITERALLY the SAME thing
2 is a digit while two is a word, they are LITERALLY NOT the same thing
They mean the same thing
>yfw i win it all and become the new king of /nrl/
Are you all ready for my dynasty to begin?
I nominate Rusty to coach Souths next year lads
I nominate Rusty to play prop next year lads
if globalists didnt allow open borders i wouldnt get the flu every year
why are humans allowed to migrate across the world all the time and bring disgusting diseases with them
fucking bullshit world
>20 million dollar lotto tonight
>Twenty million dollar lotto tonight
Gotta be in it to win it.
Anyone know what the lotto is tonight? Might sneak in there
Was just checking the match report and noticed the second ref in the Knights game is named Ziggy Przeklasa-Adamski
What does it mean
>>77355099
It's 二千万ドル lad
>>77355099
2000萬美元
>there isn't a camera behind the goal posts to check out bft's elite arse
>>77355170
/rug/ here
STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING PLAYERS YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD
Got three (yous) from kiwis lads, I need a shower and a toilet brush to get the stench off me.
>>77355254
Most of them were me.
>games with close odds go with the favourites
>games with disparate odds go against the favourites
What did the betting supported NRL mean by this?
The fixes are in.
>imagine paying to see your peem get shat on
kek
KEG
K E M
>>77355320
dis·pa·rate
Essentially different in kind; not allowing comparison.
I don't think i understand the whole republican push by shorten 2bhh
>>77355409
stop watching abc news
>>77355409
cause youre a pleb mate
forces turncuck to comment
turncuck says hes for a republic too
pisses off the liberals, abbott gets loud and says fuck this cunt im a monarchist ay
causes infighting within the liberal party
doesnt do anything to the labor party cause noone cares
eating some trailmix lads
woolies nuts and fruit
probably came from brazil and put aussies out of work
based female touchie don't even need to go to the bunker
>>77355476
Everyone knows turnbull is a republican. He literally led the movement during the last referendum
>>77355517
and what has he done since becoming PM regarding it? 0.00
now he has to either join in or say nah im done with the republic #imwithher now
wont be the latter
>good run robbie farah
>runs straight over the sideline
>10c for every aluminium can
gonna be rich with the amount of VB i drink lads
He unironically drinks VB lads
so do i m8
>>77355588
Thats not how it works dumbass
Explain how it isn't you fucking retard
Based Alex Johnston going full Merritt by being the top tryscorer despite playing on a shit team
*Saves the white race*
>cowwies rightside defence
Because you need to buy the fucking beer first. So even if you get the 10c youre still at a net loss.
yeah, with money that the government gives me. They pay the first time for my beer, then pay again
kek
furgo trying to do a vunivalu
C O E N
H
E
S
S
>poosters
Don't think that is a try lads
Inb4 insufficient evidence.
Every single club on exposed watch
it's a nice night up here in townsvile lads
it's a nice night up here in Rockhampton lads
>The city of Sydney
Where were you when you realized cowboys were on premiership watch /nrl family/ ?
What jobs are there even in nqld besides nrl player, tourism operator and gas/mining
cowcucks*
>>77356202
bananas
But the big banana is in coffs harbour which is in NSW
>>77356202
sandwich artist at subway xD
Sugar cane is in NQLD, everyone hates the smell of the mills but I love it hey
>>77356202
couldn't tell you i'm a NEET
>>77356202
adf at townsville
>>77356245
oh yeah ofc, army chads at Lavarack and the airforce base
How much is the Maccas chicken dinner box lads?
sydney and north queensland are about as different culturally as new york and florida but we talk pretty similar
Watching deadwood lads
>>77356202
farming
>terror raids in lakemba
religion of peace gonna peace
Feeling a bit sad lads
>>77356363
Australia is due a big attack just like the BroncGODS are due a premiership.
>>77356337
I daresay that's a fucking top quality show.
Anyone else idly playing with their penis while watching sports here?
>>77356387
i idley play with my dick all the time. it helps me focus when im studying or working or doing nothing.
i hate being at work and being unable to play with my dick while im sitted for hours on end
>pooboys
>>77356374
I hope so because then we won't get one for a few decades
Just put on a pair of socks as it's getting a bit chilly lads
Been wanking in some losers socks lads
are the cowboys, dare I say it, gassed?
My room mate is walking around and his socks are crunching and smell really bad lads
>>77356483
it's an avocado
>>77356496
>gassed
We say PETROL here in AUSTRALIA you fucking UNAUSTRALIAN CUNT. I BET YOU SAY BUDDY INSTEAD OF MATE AND TRUCK INSTEAD OF UTE OR 4WD. FUCKING GET OUT.
lets go ROOSTERS
Cowcucks confirmed petroled
FUCKING SYDNEY FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKIBG N fGIFGERS FUCK NIGGERS
fuck of fuckfkifucfl fuck off fuck off FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>how much gas?
>gas
FUCKING UNAUSTRALIAN
I HATE AMERICANS REEEE
Get ready for a CowGODS comeback
Put your house on it
>inb4 implying any of you faggots have a house
Taking the two will cost the poosters the game.
>>77356639
THATS PETROL IN IS VAPOR FORM REEE UNAUSTRALIAN
>hit the gas
FUCK THESE UNAUSTRALIAN COMMANTATORS
I'M LITERRALLY SEETHING
>>77356651
>liquefied natural gas
>vapor form
>spelling "vapour" as "vapor"
The absolute state of you
>HUUURRR DUURRR I WEAR A SCIENTEST COAT TO WORK IM SOOOO SMRT
Fuck yourself
My scientist coat is in the wash because I got tomato sauce on it while I was having my sausage roll for lunch
Have to wash my faggoty little son's scientist coat because he got cum stains on it and then poured tomato sauce on it to try cover it up ldas
C O W C U C K S
kekekekkekekekek
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A FUCKING (you)
I want to die
Reply to this post if your team got completely exposed this weekend
Nope not giving either of you a (you)
Knights lads
Utterly abhorrent thread. I really feel bad for you cunts. I'll pray for you
>>77356945
How multicultural round going
>>77356945
Thanks for the (you)'s
cuckolds
>>77357094
t. Can't handle the banter
a cuckold just gave me a (you) lads
A poo peelander is here guys. Who has the spray?
Here m8
*pisses on you*
>He's enough of a faggot to think people "know" him and appreciate his time on this board that he has a self designated trip code
Might actually kill myself soon lads. Every ounce of self-respect I once had was gone. I am 15kg overweight, hairlines receding rapidly, hate my job, have no friends, spent all my spare time playing CSGO but still suck at it and Manly lost last week and are going to lose again tomorrow. Don't think things are going to get better for me anytime soon.
>people don't know him and appreciate his time
>>77357199
We should welcome our New Zealand friends by playing the New Zealand national anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWNLVogchpU
>>77357268
> I am 15kg overweight
diet and exercise
>hairlines receding rapidly
work out
>hate my job
at least you have one
>spent all my spare time playing CSGO
get a new hobby that involves the outdoors
>Manly lost last week and are going to lose again tomorrow
Manly will win tomorrow
>>77357268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rCyll5AeY
Somebody post lifeline link pls
Didn't win lotto lads
Just won the lotto lads
Are you excited to see what this young (white) fullback can do fellas?
my cowies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSx5BLaK10o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
giv broncgods premiership
>>77357845
Coming right up
>>77352360
autism
I'M SO PATHETIC. NOBODY LIKES ME. GOSH I'M SUCH A LOSER.
NO I WON'T LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID SONG YOUR BLOODY WEEB
chudders pls m8.
I DON'T CARE THAT THE WINDOWS ARE OPEN ANON YOU CAN'T SHUT ME UP
WHO CARES IF THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR?
>anon is reliving his parents fights
*eats popcorn*
>dragons are premiership contenders
>this is the dragons' year
This is my funeral parlous year when they bury me
The pinnacle of Rugby League is viewed as the concussion Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of concussions that can be attempted within 80 minutes. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport. Rugby Union is OK but I can't deal with all that running and passing. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single HIA? Can you imagine? I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a team bashes it up the middle five times, followed by a punt downfield, in rugby union. If union wants to compete they need far more of it. Also, there's far too much variety in rugby union. They set up too many different plays and go far too long without slowing the game down with high tackles and aimless kicks What rugby union need to do is make crash balls and concussions worth more, so more time is spent standing around watching one guy get carried off on a stretcher Did you guys see the latest Brisbane Broncos vs Parramatta Eels game? Six concussions to five! The Eels had no answer to the Broncos tactics of one out runners then punting the ball. Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in rugby union, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score tries against each other. Yawn.
Broncucks fan spotted itt
>>77358972
Hello
Knights customer reporting in
FUCK ME, I JUST SENT HER A DRUNKEN 4AM TEXT APOLOGISING AND SHIT AND TELLING HER HOW I FEEL
FUCK MY LIFE, I REALLY WISH I DIDN'T DO THAT. THERE WAS INSTANT REGRET AFTER I HIT SEND
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
TIME TO KILL MYSELF
Pretty cringe when 1/10th abo players as white as you or I do the meme kangaroo celebration where they do the stupid fucking animal imitation tbqh lads
Some faggot msged me while I was getting pounded by Tyrone at 4am lads
Just pounded some ugly slut lads
>>77363477
lol. We've all been there. You might want to turn off your phone for a month or so because everyone you know WILL find out about this and be laugh about it for a while
DCE WILL get three (3) try assists today.
I went out last night and ended up spending $855.30
I fucking did it lads. Not only has my shitty OC made it to into OPs for /nrl/ this year, BUT some burger has used a pic i created 3 years ago to start their soccer thread.
And here I was thinking noone saved it
>>77369688
>>77369688
>>77369688
>>77373005
>>77363477
1. Never betray your integrity for any reason
2. Always maintain your self-respect, even if it means walking away from something or someone you think you want REALLY bad at that moment, later you will thank you.
3. Don't rush relationships to an end. Focus on spending time with people, having fun and connecting. If something comes from it, awesome, if not walk away and don't look back. If a woman doesn't want you (not just eh you're here, but if she doesn't crave for you), no matter how perfect she is in every other aspect, it's a dealbreaker.
4. At this age, securing financial stability and finding your place in the world should be your top priority. Let nothing distract you from this.
5. Don't shack up with a woman. This is enmeshing your life with someone else's and will make it much harder for you if the relationship ends or your life situation changes too much (likely to happen at this stage of your life). Also being around someone 24/7 without a lifelong commitment is a recipe for wasted years and heartbreak.
6. SAVE SAVE SAVE. Don't waste your money going out all the time, don't waste your money buying unnecessary gadgets and shit you'll still be paying for when you've grown tired of it. Get your money right before you even think about luxuries.
7. Reputation is important. Deal with people kindly, justly and with integrity and build a network of people you can call on (and who can call on you). Keep a small circle of vetted and trusted people close to you.
8. Don't dream, don't talk about what you're going to do when X. If you have a goal or an interest you'd like to pursue get to it quickly.
9. Always use protection. A few minutes of pleasure can give you a lifetime of responsibility and change the course of your life. That girl you're so in love with looks a lot different as a nagging baby's mother with her hand out 5, 10, 15 years down the road.
My down syndrome son just rushed into my bedroom and started yelling something about "BSAs" and "repost OC" and he had a little piss stain on his trackpants lads
>>77373572
Isn't he a literal queer? He's gay. He's homosexual. He's a poof, he's a poofter, he's a ponce. He's a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. He's bent. He's that arsebandit. He lifts those shirts. He's a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. He dines at the downstairs restaurant, He dances at the other end of the ballroom. He's Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. He fucks and He's fucked. He suck and He's sucked. He rims them and wanks them, and every single man’s had the fucking time of his life. And He's not a pervert.
actually still in my jim jams m8
My sister has an AVO for attacking my brother ama
Remember to filter all trippies lads.
walkie on Mr Australia watch
STOP IT FILTERFAGS I'M HUMAN TOO
>>77374959
he looks related to Cooper Cronk, any relation?
Going bald lads
Going grey lads
Going greld lads
>>77375869
I am unironically going bald on top and grey on the sides despite being in my 20s.
PNG Hunters WILL win the ISP cup lads
>>77376045
PNG will also win the worldc up m8
Fuzzy Wuzzys will NOT win.
305th for Manly.
306th for DCE
Bit hungry lads
Slob my knob walkdaddy
Im not strictly going bald just got that middle aged style widows peak going on. I think i can counter act its ugliness by staying fit and earning good money (80k a year)
>taking the poo
Its all over. Melbourne will win
giv manly win
>350 game man
>>77379876
tfw my hair is going to look like that in a couple of years
Is there a player in the league more hateable than Smith
>>77380080
All the coconuts
>>77380105
Haha le fug le black people :DDD
Found the black fella lads
when is a charge down a charge down?
Games over manlys lost
When it's a charge down
Just ate a packet of sour squirms in one sitting lads
fucking refball
Manly is fucked boys. Did not expect this late season fade out
>>77380453
leg came out m80
>>77380453
He stuck his leg out no question.
loving all this melbourne refball lads
loving all these tears from manly customers lads
Melbourne now taking the poo. Manly will score before halftime
>>77380589
Our resident 28 yr old virgin has a better chance of scoring before Manly does.
watching shawshank redemption lads
>using a divegrass meme as an insult in /nrl/
loving every mao
kek DCE wants Cronk off for HIA. Just get some bench warmer to knock him in the head again.
>>77380657
noice
can you all please stop user our vintage /afl/ memes
>>77380657
Kek DCELITE
What should i get from kfc lads? What would walkie get?
>>77380683
Lewis Brown should do it.
What a pass from our guy
>>77380766
that was based tommy turbojet
Doctor here lads, you CANNOT put a turbo on a jet engine
>letting it bounce
>>77380783
Walkcunt would get herpes from sucking off an old fart in the toilets
>>77380843
t. Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Rape
Fuck I hate Melbourne
Jealous
>>77380999
Has Manly got the most difference in skill between their players? Half their team are Elite, and the other half are some of the biggest shitters in the league. Compare them to say newcastle who are all shit, or St george who are all average.
>>77381070
Storm*
melbourne 21 got involved in the play from an offside position
>>77381070
Melbourne have the biggest discrepancy. Half their team are just good in their structure and even good players look like scrubs compared to Smith, Slater and Cronk
I hate those Melbourne players
I just remembered 40-0 lads
Is Addin Fonua Blake good?>>77381078
>>77381070
Nah they are all pretty solid, they got a couple of guys under 10 games but thats it.
>>77381113
And under the cap
>>77381149
>Is Addin Fonua Blake good?
He's big but he's very immobile.
Anyone else here think this looks like Cam smith >>>/tv/85630963
Cameron Munster < Tom Trbojevic
Suliasi Vunivalu > Matthew Wright
Will Chambers< Dylan Walker
Curtis Scott > Brian Kelly
Josh Addo-Carr > Akuila Uate
Jahrome Hughes < Blake Green
Cooper Cronk > Daly Cherry-Evans
Jesse Bromwich > Brenton Lawrence
Cameron Smith > Apisai Koroisau
Nelson Asofa-Solomona < Martin Taupau
Felise Kaufusi1 > Frank Winterstein
Joe Stimson > Lewis Brown
Dale Finucane1<Jake Trbojevic
Tim Glasby >Shaun Lane
Kenneath Bromwich > Cameron Cullen
Slade Griffin < Addin Fonua-Blake
Jordan McLean < Darcy Lussick
Not going to watch Tigers vs Titans
zzZzzZZzZZzz
>>77381386
>Not watching to make sure the Titans beat the Poogers so that the Knights can continue their surge off the bottom of the ladder
>>77381414
But I'm tirrreeed muuuuummmm
>>77381429
Have a quick fap in between matches
>>77381334
McClean is better than Lussick and Chambers is better than Walker.
>>77381334
>Dylan Walker
is this who we refer to when we keep saying Walkie?
>>77381456
t. mrs mckinnon
Fuck off freshcunt
Nah m8, we're talking about a different manly legend Andrew Walker
>not talking about origin legend Chris Walker.
>>77381835
Bet she wishes there was a filter for her to hide that nose too lmao
dat casual racism
I really REALLY wish I could remember the name of the film I watched 10-15 years ago on a friday night on SBS lads
>>77381990
is it the one about 2 prostitute where at the end one of them killed the other with a pillow?
He literally just posted a wwe gif lads
>>77381882
Based statschink. Hows the bf lad?
Thoughts on felise kafusi? I think hes overrated and a ball hog but Ballamy keeps playing him. Chambers sucks I think, highly overrated
Looks good because he's just filling Proctor's role.
>>77382087
No it was some german or austrian thriller and the main character had to perform some kind of stripping scene in front of a camera in it
>>77381882
Pathetic
>>77382266
They should just start nate myles at 11 and put kafusi on bench
>>77382386
Myles is shit.
Seriously killing myself tomorrow lads. I have time off from work and I have been planning this for a couple of months. I am going to OD on my sister's insulin which I took from her fridge the last time I was over in addition to a syringe and needle. I have made sure that all my bills are paid off and have made a list of where my savings are going to. All thats left is to thank you boys, the closest thing I have to friends, for a laugh every now and then. I hate myself so intensely that I have no real way I could ever enjoy life. I'm sick of feeling so angry towards myself, looking in the mirror and wanting to throw up. Sick of being a beta doormatt at work. Just so tired of myself being so fucking pathetic. A big unironic love you all and look after yourselves.
>>77382675
based sean
Suicide is for the weak.
How hard is it for these poo pees to understand that they cannot fucming post outside of their desigbated containment times, the 90minutes that the Warriors are playing each week
>>77382386
>myles
Yeah nah
How fucking hard is it for these literal retards to post without their obese fingers hitting the wrong buttons?
Fuck you sheep fucker I know a mod and I cannot wait til he bans every single one of you from this thread. This is the National Rugby League, go home fucking moron
refball
Eat my anus you mouth breathing bogan incest babby.
manly looking gassed
Manly have conceded 98 points over their last three games.
>>77382985
*auschwitzed
>>77383051
For reference the most Newcastle have conceeded over a three game stretch has been 90 points.
Literally fucking 4D chess
Wish I put $1800 on Melbourne -6, or Melbourne 13+ instead of just Melbourne to win.
manly getting BTFO
>40
kem
Watched the GOAT movie The Time Machine instead of watching Womanly get destroyed lads
>4pm kickoff
Tigers scoring is NOT okay
>>77382675
m8 dont do it, quit your job because it obviously has gotten you down. we care about you and don't want you to hurt yourself. what is your dream job? (i mean like realistically not like an NBA billionaire entrepreneur)
>Titans put their retard pants on today
RIP hopes of Knights not getting the spoon
>us
>we
LawGOD on high distinction watch.
>mccullough completely dead
Fug
>tfw don't use 4chan at all anymore outside of /nrl/
>>77384102
gdp is kinda boring
>>77384136
I don't have a dynamic IP, unfortunately, and I think posting porn on blue boards is a site wide ban.
>>77384149
>tfw I used to have an immediately changing dynamic IP but since I moved to NBN my ISP doesn't release my IP for 15 minutes
>>77384236
A nursing home.
Titans in charge of holding on to the fucking ball
>>77384279
>no books
0/10
>>77384279
Buy some cheap sheets from spotlight mate
The titans are gay
>hogs breath steakhouse
>Steakhouse
Fucking unaustralian shit. I'm so fucking sick of living in discount America. I want to live in Australia. Every cunt says gas and fucking steakhouse, fucking ford advertising"trucks" when it's a 4wd. Fucking cunts.
>Hayne cries to referee
>Gets penalty
Why do titans play good against good teams but shit against shit teams
>>77384279
That lighting is god awful m8. You've got 2 options, take the light bulb out, buy a lamp and pretend it doesn't work or get something stronger than a 30 watt bulb.
>>77384115
yeah Tbh
Blacked is the best
>not exclusively watching amateur porn
>>77384458
You absolutely can dig yourself out of a hole depending on what kind of hole it is
A typical dirt hole you just remove dirt from one wall of the hole and build up a ramp, or even just dig out one side deep enough to make it collapse into climbable terrain
just finished watching shawshank redemption lads
>>77384505
In the situation of a very deep hole it would depend on the width. A smaller hole would allow you to dig all the walls and pile the dirt under your feet, and the small size would mean you'd get more height and reach the walls longer as you dig away
Dig up stupid
>>77384600
If you're not buying anything I think you'll lose 15kg pretty quick
Starvation doesn't waste time
>>77384600
Diet and exercise, walking is free, lifting heavy shit is free. You'll save money cause you won't buy as much food.
That exact same thing has been ruled a knock on at least 5 times this year
>>77384676
By technicality I think it's legal. Fuck lockyer.
Who do we want to lose so Knights get out of the bottom again?
>>77384704
He hadn't even caught the ball yet.
>>77384716
Only way for Knights to avoid the spoon is for the Tigers to keep losing
So basically we're fucked
>>77384716
Tigers deserve the spoon more
>>77384716
>implying Poocastle will not be getting spoon again
>>77384723
>>77384733
Well fuck
>>77384718
Fair point, but if it were a talking normal knock on into a kick I still stand by it.
>>77384676
Why does that matter? The decision is down to the referees opinion. In this case, their opinion was it was a try.
There is a little knights customer in all of us.
>>77384763
I'd ask you what 97 was like but I don't think you were born yet
>>77384764
My opinion is that all male referees are shit and should be replaced by superior female referees.
>>77384763
>supporting a team outside of your suburb catchment
Fucking disgusting.
HAYNE PLAIN
>>77384763
I'm from Brisbane and support the Raiders.
Everyone will be a Knights supporter next year when they win the GF
All NRL"fans" are fairweather casuals that change """their""" team every 2 years to whoever has the 'coolest' animal mascot and is in the top 6
Hayne in pain
Based Hayne saving the Knights
>>77384763
I'm from Newcastle and support the Basedogs
I'm from Townsville and I support based Storm Tbh
Just became a member of the Newcastle knights and bought 7 jerseys so I have a clean one to wear everyday of the week lads.
>there are still people that wear Jewtown Jets merch
>>77384835
Die
>>77384785
I supported the Tigers when they were Balmain whilst I was living in Wentworthville, so technically I should have been supporting the Magpies but when they merged, it sort of just worked itself out there.
I'm in Cairns and support the Warriors
I've got 10 bucks in cast, what can I buy for dinner lads.
>>77384820
This.
Just replied “This” to myself to make myself look right lads
>>77384858
>tfw Tigers supporter in Balmain.
Sunday afternoons at Leichhardt Oval are the best days with the boys, but fuck me, will I ever get to experience the joys of 2005 ever again?
Supporting the Tigers is suffering.
That was elite as fuck. He made it look like nothing.
>>77384817
fuck off matt
>>77384904
Kekked heartily irl.
I'm from shitpostville and I support /nrl/
Fucking worthless titans why can't you just be not shit
>>77384968
This.
>>77384978
They just look so defeated.
Just did it again lads
Got rejected by 3 - 6 girls last night depending on how loose your definition of "hitting on" is.
Fucking kek. Every time the titans mess up I can hear them all scream "fuck" loud as hell.
/nrl/ on self improvement watch
>>77385028
Which ones are improving?
Based elite Sean here lads.
It's fucking impossible for a team to fuck up this bad UNLESS they literally bet on the other team.
>Smithy's Shaft BTFO by a 16 man team
>>77385040
We all are in our own way
Hayne on incompetent watch
>>77385066
You mean the only player from the Titian's to score?
I have never scored IRL
>>77385085
What do you mean?
>>77385010
At least you're out there talking to girls. This is a positive.
>>77385075
Yes, I mean fall-over-the-line man who has bombed multiple scoring opportunities
>>77385100
Probably one of the best rugby league players of all time tho.
>>77385085
Yeah it sucks being a goalkeeper amirite?
>>77385010
I haven't talk to a girl in years. Good work lad, rejection isn't that bad keep at it.
>>77385140
I live with my gf. It's great. We fuck all the time. We love each other. She's super super low maintenance.
Well if you're making soup you know which team to ask for a wooden spoon.
>post contact metres is a thing now
>>77385179
By far the best stat addition since it's actually informative
Better than the Telstra Tracker telling you how many kilometres Nathan Peats has been running
Work tomorrow lads
>>77385164
This guy walks into your buffet and sits down. What do you do?
>>77385164
I think his weight is a good thing for his position. He's pure bear mode. Great mixture of fat and muscle.
>>77385201
Raise prices + weekend surcharge
>>77385195
I know. I was just surprised to see it. I like it.
Thank you based police
>the threat of terror
I can't believe people eat this shit up. Fear sells.
>>77385291
I'd rather have police honestly. I know the scum that's around my suburbs. The police keep them at bay.
What did those dirty muslims do this time?
>>77385307
Honestly, I'm more worried about being jumped by a lad or a coin than terrorists.
>>77385334
Coon*
TYBP
>>77385349
Based, elite, muscular intelligent police.
Admin for the NSW Police facebook page here ama
>>77385396
Tell me your coon stories.
what do people outside of melbourne think of the storm? positive or negative?
>>77385532
εὶ δέ τι/Ἐπεὶ δὲ πάνυ kαλῶς πέπαισται, δότε kρότον/Καὶ πάντες ἡμᾶς μετὰ χαρᾶς προπέμψατε
>>77385539
Positive here. They blow me away at how a team can just be so much better than everyone else every single year.
cops are tops lads
>he doesn't support the "elite and great" Australian Police Force
>tfw now that livestream is dead I can't go back and make webms from games
>Assemble Elite spine of a team by cheating cap for years
>Get found out
>Still keep their spine who now qualify for discounts under the salary cap
>Recruit more elite players from these savings
Yes, just how can team be so much better year after year
>>77385610
Heretic.
>>77385732
you forgot all these players were recruited by storm from youth, they didnt buy the talent
>>77385666
Fuck you satan, make them!
P.S I want to die.
>>77385680
Disgusting
>>77385748
>they didnt buy the talent
nigga what, yes they did
>>77385680
I buy two of these at a time to pretend I have someone to eat with
>>77385787
name a single elite player they bought from another club
>>77385848
nigga your bitch ass (be humble) said all their elite players were home grown.
This is a incorrect statement
Nigguh
>>77385848
Matt Orford
Joining the Northern Territory Police, lads.
>>77385891
Bring a pillow on your first day.
any Big Ballers on /NRL/?
He actually thinks the big baller meme is funny lads. He'll probably say something predictable like call me a small (or other word for small) baller as well
i don't like you capitalized /nrl/ m8
>micro ballers itt
>>77385868
lmao stop shifting the goal posts. they have feeders teams outside of Victoria for obvious reasons. they never poached anyone with money, therefore all their elite players are developed by the storm
>>77385876
played 11 games for another club before joining the storm, doesn't count lad
>>77385960
arrest me and throw away the key baby
>>77386040
>played 11 games for another club before joining the storm, doesn't count lad
you LITERALLY just moved the goalposts
Your original claim
>you forgot all these players were recruited by storm from youth
Fact: This is an INCORRECT statement.
https://youtu.be/sxWdmyHdYeI
I only watch my team play these days
I change the channel as soon as the other team starts their set lads
I buy a new TV every time my team loses possession
I change the channel as soon as a black player touches the ball lads
>implying poopeelanders can afford new tvs
I give the old ones back and get my money back to buy a new one. Then I repeat the process.
>>77386069
getting a player with 11 games under their belt is hardly buying an 'elite' player. you're either shifting the goal posts or you don't comprehend what im saying
>Fact: This is an INCORRECT statement.
See above, they develop youth regardless of where they came from, not buying already 'elite' players with many games under their belt
>matt orford
>not elite
Get a load of this underage faggot lads
Got a filthy foreskin lads
Is my /nrl/ family watching Survivor?
>>77386251
No I'm playing splatoon 2
He's actually playing splatoon over the age of 11 lads
>>77386185
>considered elite at 11 games
kek
women btfo
>he supports a team
>he doesn't just support the white players
He still thinks being racist is funny lads
he thinks supporting your own people is racist lads
he doesn't know the definition of racist lads
this neckbeard is gonna get btfo by a backstab lads
>not staying and watching survivor
>have 2 autistic children
>plan on gambling away survivor winnings
based
dem boobs though
Don't know if I can manage to watch survivor with my /nrl/ family, ninja was fun but yeah.
>>77386413
called it boys
Holy fuck that guy is gay
As a bit of a autistic prepper I tuned in and was triggered as fuck. They can't make fire in 2 fucking days? It's not even fucking hard. Holy shit. Can't watch it.
>>77386621
yeah la
>>77386623
The one guy who could do it didn't want to put a target on his back m8
anyone watching the royals thing on tv?
>>77386633
there we go m8
>>77386634
Yeah fair enough. It's still not a show for me I guess.
absolutely appalled at the lack of diversity on this show
>>77386849
>coming to australia to get away from your shithole place of birth
>then volunteering to go to a shithole and live like shit
Just cringed while remembering some embarrassing things I've done lads
Such as asking a girl permission to attempt to chat her up.
>you now remember that time when you asked your crush "is it alright if I stare at you?" - in year 11
>you now remember when you got BTFO on a 4chan thread
>you now remember when you peed the bed at your mates house in year 7
It worked out quite badly. She said she was here with someone and I walked to the other side of the club and walked all the way around to exit the venue.
>fat fob going home first
das racist
The lights came on and it was closing time as I was walking out.
Do girls share the cringe messages you send them to their male friends? I know they show everything to their female friends.
>>77387005
Wish I got this advice sooner 2bh
> never send "I am going to kill you" to your ex.
words to live by
>>77387005
Here's a real tip
dont be a pussy faggot and send messages
just turn up to her house to murder her then kill yourself like a real man
Shut UP losers
>>77387096
Excellent post
>>77387118
if you commit rape you will be cast down to WalkHell and be forever punished by WalkDevil
>implying you wouldn't bang Joan
we are all gay here
>>77387147
Nope, just the americans and walkcunt
*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
>>77387177
Yeah mate do you have the new senran kagura in stock?
>>77387263
Plenty of women are ok with you being a NEET loser if you're especially attractive
>>77387361
i'm a legit 8/10 but maybe not the full quid
Fucking hate my life.
Ivan BTFO
let's get this bad boy to 600
walknipple on gripple watch
https://youtu.be/2x9CEVdIScI?t=10m32s
*wins trophy*
*Does the haka*
the lid is stuck on my nutribullet
Any of you cunts got a stream for the challenge cup semi?
just got hat bad boy OFF lads
based hot water
>>77391281
blacked (dot) com
>>77391281
yeah m8
*pisses on you*
>>77391362
>>77391380
Cheers m8s
Only other streams I can find are in frog language
Two things you are forgetting: Soccer is a world game and its popular in 240 countries and 5 million of Australia's population are born in countries where soccer is the main sport and this number is increasing by roughly 200,000 every year. Queensland and NSW are still the only states in Australia that cares about rugby league. By the year 2035 , 15 million out of 30 million Australians will follow soccer which would triple the amount of people in Australia following rugby league in the same time framed.