/NRL/ FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Good thread.

WalkBro City BroncGODS

How similar is American football and NRL?

Hello friends

neet on lawgod watch

Going for the Galahs and Gummi Bears this week.
Hopefully Broncucks can pull off the upset to spice up the Minor Premiership race.

>>77340418
Doubt broncucks will beat me this week, but I'm finished in sc. No trades left and I've got an injury crisis. I'll lose the minor premiership to terrence next round and will definitely be eliminated in straight sets in the finals.

>>77340418
Doesnt matter who you go for. You're finished.

I'm making the new thread

>>77340448
Nothing is certain in rugby league.

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>her instagram followers increased again
>her facebook friends increased
>she hasn't accepted my request on either

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You have 5 seconds to name a better Australian bridge

oh wait, there's none

Broncgods, sharts, dragqueens, south shitney, poosters, storm, titties

Just returned from the furure lads. I wont spoil who won it all but I will tell you that Poosterbitch did NOT make the 8.

>>77340223
nice post

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>>77340480

>>77340499
What's a furure?

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>>77340511

>>77340506
That is obviously not a better bridge

>>77340522
>tfw never live in a world where he won

It hurts m8s

i've been responsible for 12 posts itt

(either my own posts or replies to my posts)

>>77340440

Shigs will beat me this week and he will win the minor. You've got good depth so despite the injuries you've still got an outside shot at the hip.

>THE head of the Halal Certification Authority says Australian women need Muslim men to fertilise them to “keep them surrounded by Muslim babies”, declaring that the “white race will be extinct” in 40 years.

>>77340582
me on the left

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>>77340690

>>77340670
He's not wrong

>>77340728
the composition of that photo makes me want to kill myself

>>77340728
>tfw no chub halfie gf with big boobs to have pub dinner with while the footy's on

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>>77340784

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>>77340863
not so fast

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just pretended to give a shit about primitive cultures

may aswell sacrifice a virgin to baal bunch of fucking heathens

Just exposed myself as a newcunt knights fan lads

>>77340909
Based

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/afl/teams/sydney/afl-is-growing-in-sydney-with-the-success-of-the-swans-giants-and-introduction-of-gwss-aflw-team/news-story/a6da3abd8d2e6ae4a2909d64dfd057aa?nk=2cc2bef1b7a18368d3d63437437375bf-1501229087
reminder this """sport""" will be dead in 20 years

>>77340582
swear the girl on the right is my cousin

Have the pooiors lost yet? Fuck I hate em, have they got Kiwis commentating? I hate being half kiwi lads.

*does haka*

*Heils Hitler*

>>77340465
Probably because you're a stalker and a creep and she knows it

>>77340969
Btfo

>FIFITA IS GOOD MEME

classic

>Fuki
>Fatfita

topkek

its almost like the Cronulla Maoris are playing for NZ...

parents have the flu and have been coughing all over the house with their hands off their mouths and basically turned the home into a pathogen minefield

Imagine being such a pleb that you don't cover your mouth when you cough like a fucking animal. Bet they wear polyester jackets lads.

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Based Trainer

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History repeats itself

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>knowing that, that guy got his shirt ripped before and having saved that picture on your phone
gay

GAY

G A Y

>>77340506
Fucking based.

rip hospital bridge

>>77340480
always wanted to jump off this bridge. Now I can't

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>>77341147
How can one state be so pathetic?

>>77341132
No I'm actually a straight woman

Oh wow I thought I was the only woman in our /nrl/ family.

>kicking the ball on the 1st
Fucking kiwis *does the haka*

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>>77340480
>Brisbane is Australia's most based cit-

>>77341234
wew

>>77341198
enjoy your tolls both ways breh

>>77341234
Would double wrap my little guy put on my work PPE and fuck the night away

Fucking kek

>taking the poo

When will this penaltyball end

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>catches the ball and steps out of touch
KEKEKEKKEKEKKEKEKKEKEK
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Why the fuck does NZ have a peem

>>77341249
I dont get tolled

watching tropic thunder lads

first movie in my friday night classic 'nam movies marathon

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Reminder this team is in first grade

>>77341276
well why would you if you don't use it or rip off your employer.

>>77341307
I don't get tolled

>gets the ball and steps out of bounds

>>77341315
Based hakaGOD

For whom the bell tolls

Pissack Puke

>>77341313
even when the toll gets increased and reintroduced to toll both ways? live in perth or something? or just don't pay because you don't feel like it?

>just dropped the ball as dummy half lads

>>77341350
I don't get tolled

>>77341350
I dont get tolled

>>77341361
>>77341364

you make a convincing argument. I don't get tolled either.

I dont get told

>>77341255
>put on my work PPE
Someone is compliant with OH&S. Doing the Lord's work anon.

I burn the coal

>thinking any faggot in this thread has a car

I have a car (it's nothing special just a little hatchback) but don't live in a city so I don't get tolled.

Holy shit that guy is fucking dead.

Faamanu Brown? More like Faamanu Goooone

>>77341389
I don't get tolled

>kneed in the temple
>fall on head
>drag head on ground putting neck in fucked up positition
Doctor here, if he lives he will never play again

lol theyre showing replays of the first half?

looks paralyzed

moved his head but no arm or leg movement

>penalty
Why because they played footy. Fucking refs.

>Some guy heems himself on your knee
>Get put on report and penalized

What does heem mean lads?

>Fatpeeduhh

LETTTTTTSSS GETTTTT ROOOOOOOIIIIIGGGGGHHHTTT ....


...

..

.

INTO THE NEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWSSSSS

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The BroncGODS glorious run to the premiers hip starts tonight lads

8 minutes till an actual peem plays (BroncGODS)

>he wont get away with it this week
>he's finally going to fall out of the 8

gonna have a wank lads

Cowbucks here. Ama

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>>77341539

>>77341539
How much does peaking so early in the season hurt?

Who's your pick for the SC hip?

>>77341539
Does based JT cry himself to sleep knowing that he was the only reason cowcucks won?

>>77341543
"Cowbucks"

Just shook a downs kid's hand coming off the field lads

BroncGODS get EXPOSED starting tonight

Screenshot the phrase I just said, not this actual quote after the word "screenshot"

Just fold the warriors. They're a fucking shit team in a shit sport nobody cares about

>>77341576
t. crusacucks

Just agreed with a trippy before I filtered him lads

Gonna try something new tonight lads, Gonna grate some cheese on some oven chips.

>>77341580
Mate what the fuck did you just say to me? Did you just have a seizure and start smashing your keyboard on your head. Don't ever fucking reply to me again.

>7:50pm kickoff

What do you reckon it feels like to jiggle thaiday's belly

Ben hunt looking jacked lads

Oh look BroncGODS are already winning without scoring a try.

Just forgot to put a question mark at the end of my sentence lads

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WE HAVE A BASED FEMALE BLONDE TOUCHIE LADS

/rug/

Ahahahahahahaha jesus christ what the fuck

Just used my free weekly boost on tinder lads

BASED FUCKING BRONCGODS

BrisBASED BroncGODS know that the eels are no chance and so they're just playing against themselves tonight.

>Broncos absolutely shit the bed
>Eels STILL can't shut it the fuck down

based kahu trying to stat pad boyd's try tally

Can ANYONE stop the BroncGODS?

I can't go to the kitchen to get my pizza out of the oven because the broncos keep scoring lads

WALKGOD CITY BRONCGODS

WE WANT 50
WE WANT 50
WE WANT 50
WE WANT 50

Parra fans are reeeing like fuck.

Bets are on lads! 46-0 here.

Why do other nrl """teams""" even bother

>>77341670
Melbourne will rattle their very existence in the grand final.

Melbourne vs Brisbane grand final looks inevitable. Whoever loses will have choked 2 recent grand finals.

NSW as a state should just give up on league. It's not a sport they can be competitive in anymore.

>>77341686
Ouch. Didn't think about that.

>>77341686

Brisbane will be lucky to make the prelims.

NRL always falls apart after origin. Yet nothing will ever change.

>>77341668
kek

>>77341686
Broncos WILL be the ones to choke

Lol, who the fuck do you think will knock the Broncos out? Be fucking serious. The only team that could beat them is Melbourne.

Look at the size of that femtouchie's thighs compared to the rest of her

Trash game. Fuck this.

Broncucks ltd

literally any other top 8 side can beat brisbane. One of the most underwhelming in the top 8 currently

>>77341719
You better be saying she's elite and not objectifying her body you fucker. We respect women here at /nrl/.

FUCK LADS WE'RE LOSING

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>bronchokes

Adobo for dinner lads

>>77341744
Chicken or pork?

Virgin pussy lips for tea chums.

some filo fag just posted itt and then went and played basketball with his pinoy friends

Chicken

She can probably leg press more than me

i tipped the eels lads

Just played the ball without even lifting my leg to pretend to touch it with my foot lads

My vagina is sore girls. Who can I blame this on?

>>77341782
Me

is nu brown ever going to walk again?

rise for nub rownd

>>77341782
Not walkcunt,he has a tiny cock

>>77341800
You'd know cause you sucked me off

you guys ever drive out of your way one night to find the house where you lost your virginity then remember that girl moved overseas and that was 12 years ago and now shes a lesbian but at the time you tore that pussy up and left scratch marks on the floorboard from the bed rocking back and forth

There will be a fight in this game.

Based refs

>>77341818
Good

Stoned lads.

Degenerate

>this game will be decided by a field goal

>>77341809
I thought it was a grain of rice while I was eating Adobo

>>77341854
You still begged me for seconds

Baked lads.

fried lads

High on ice lads

Pan seared lads

Toasted lads

Deep fried lads

Cooked lads.

Getting exposed lads

lent $200 to a rich mate who was an ice junkie and never saw that money again lads

A drunk will steal your wallet and feel bad about it.
A junkie will steal your wallet and help you look for it.

Poached lads

That reminds me. I never loaned that $50 to the prostitute.

Hard boiled lads

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

I loaned $2 to my friends in primary school for tuckshop and they never paid me back.

>>77341818
Good call mate

>>77341900
I saw the tension earlier on in the first 15.

was first round in a shout with a mate and he went home on an on round

>watching the broncucks get exposed with your /nrl/ family on a Friday night
Is there a comfier feeling?

>storm player gets clotheslined coming into finals
>broncos player gets clotheslined coming into finals

I wonder who could be behind this

>>77341914
Being stoned at the same time.

Brown on brown violence lads

was this the chick that fell off the waterfall?

>>77341927
Aboriginals say yes to turpentine.

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Didn't get a chance to read the replies when I first posted this woman. Does my /nrl/ family approve of her? I don't want to pursue her if it upsets my family.

>>77341924
Me on the right

fitler made a good point

Just meditated on a rock lads

>>77341931
As the inventor of the /nrl/ family she looks ok I guess.

>>77341929
nah just a picture of the edge

fuck that shit id never go near it.

>>77341931
She seems nice

/nrl/ family is my meme of the years 2bh

Warriors win?

>>77341949
you're welcome /nrl/ family member

>>77341931
>crazy eyes
>dressed like that

10/10 marry that lady and your children will thank you for it

>>77341948
>>77341942
Thanks senpai. Got the room all booked for tomorrow night, now just need to get the girl.

>>77341954
>>77341949
Embarrassing 2bh.

>>77341958
Is she a pro? Are you the guy that nearly made it with a girl but lived with his mum?

>>77341958
>room all booked

Is she a hooker you pathetic devo

Halftime wank lads

WalkGOD is the /nrl/ dad and ice addicted prostitute is the /nrl/ mum tbqh

>>77341966
Yeah that's me. And this girl is a fair bit older than me but I might be in with a chance because she is friends with both my sisters.

>>77341969
No, I booked the room in case I need it due to living with mum. I fucked up with a girl recently due to this.

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please

>>77341958
just fuck her at home she is not a prozzie

>>77341985
This. Only get a room if you have a serious relationship and need an excuse to get some privacy or something

>>77341979
What's wrong with your mum?

>>77341979
kek just saw this kek just K E G

move out you rotter

>>77341985
>>77341992
Can't due to the arrangement of the house. My mum is cool, but I would NOT be okay to fuck a girl at that house while mum is home.

>>77341993
I'm moving out at the end of September. Making a move to Maroochydore.

>tfw living with my gf

Feels good bros.

>>77341949
Can we get a rundown of who's who in the /nrl/ family? Who are those two in the porch with the shotguns? Who's that guy over under the tree by himself? And who's that guy in the basement?

>>77341997
Is your mum insecure? Why should she care if you get a foot or not

I need a girl that works and is ok with me being a NEET, fuck that would be the dream hey lads

>>77342002
>tfw I used to know this feel
>tfw she's been gone a month and still can't stop thinking about her

based walkie

>>77342005
*root
Kek

>>77341997
Pussy. I fucked all my gfs at my rents place. Mornings and nights.

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>>77342004
Needs more family members though, that is all who stood out to me.

Sean is fat lmao

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>tfw you will not be mentioned in the /nrl/ family because you have no memorable personality traits

>>77341997
ah you are The Dore brah. Sunny Coast women are easy

>>77342005
No, the way the house is built you can hear everything from everywhere, and also there's no door on my bedroom.

Also my mum is a very strict Catholic and I can't disrespect her by fucking a girl in her house.

Coconuts are subhuman

>>77342008
I love her so much. I never want to let her go.

>>77342021
>josh reynolds
>white

dob keg m8

>>77342021
Needs a roped off corner where all the supercoach autists hang out.

>>77342028
Pussy. You're a conscious adult who can make his own decisions no?

>>77342026
>tfw i just impersonate other people
>tfw noone notices my impersonations

>>77342041
t. not a wog

>>77342029
One time when I was going through a KFC drive through, the coconut girl working the window started flirting with me out of nowhere and that's the only time a female has ever flirted with me.

>>77342045
Not a wog, no.

>>77342042
Me too ;_;

For instance:
>>77341539

>>77342046
if a girl talks to you and it isnt because its a forced interaction shes flirting with you

>>77342026
I make so much OC here and have been responsible for a few memes that are popular or whatever but I don't want recognition I just want my /nrl/ family to be happy and have fun. That sounded so autistic but I don't care.

I didn't choose the wog life, the wog life chose me.

The Fabulous here. Ama

FULLY SICK MATE

>>77342063
That is fucking embarrassing you pathetic loser. Kill yourself.

>>77342069
That's Based N Elite to you.

>>77342080
You just used 3 memes that I pioneered. Whatever mate

Only the following are wogs
>Italians
>Greeks
>Maltese
>Croatians

>its the KILL YOURSELF MEME neet

everyone just be polite hes having a tough decade

>>77342089
He sounds new. Don't recognise the syntax.

>>77342084
I was unironically the one that pushed the based N meme 2bh

>>77342087
t*rkroach detected

>>77342089
meme arrow: reddit spacing

>>77342061
That's never happened to me.

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For eels tippers

Based fucking /gong/ and based super league combine lads
http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/story/4813317/wollongong-to-host-first-super-league-match-outside-of-europe/

>>77342102
Your efforts are appreciated. Maybe it'll stick after I finally win the Hip.

The gong should be nuked lads

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Reminder.

We should change /nrl/ to /league/ to be more inclusive lads

>>77342111
lift, tan, clear your skin, smell nice, have a good job, own property, be blase

enjoy

>>77342138
If this is news to you, you're really in a bad way.

>brisbane "defense"

>>77342061
What's a forced interaction? If we're at my sisters birthday party and one of her friends talks to me is that forced?

>>77342140
How do i be blase?

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Does my /nrl/ family approve?

>>77342138
>tfw I think I may be a backup man

Do I kill her current bf or something? I wouldn't say I'm in love with her but I wouldn't mind a go.

>>77342155
Talk nonchalantly.

>>77342155
Always think "What would Jason Statham do"

thats a man m8

>>77342155
no thats not forced, she didnt have to talk to you, she decided to wander over and see whether youd make her wet

never give a strong reaction to anything

>>77342165
fake extensions / 10

>>77342170
>what would a bald insecure manlet do?

just decided to get a backup gf lads

I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on here. Can I stay?

>>77342183
Based sister of our /nrl/ family

>>77342192
Sorry no racists allowed

yeah m8, you can stay as long as you remember to never to reply to anyone

/nrl/ family.

Is it weird to look at the Facebook page of an event you are attending and looking through the guests to see which girls are single, and pick out one or two that you might like to pursue?

>>77342192
Only if you watch our sport. Teams to bandwagon are Knights, Tigers and Bulldogs.

when you hit 28 they arent into you for your social status/looks 100% anymore, its all about your assets/money

their wombs change their behaviour and you cant just cost on your charm anymore

>tfw am 29 but look 19
Winning

>>77342183
True, but it shows she can look pretty good when she tries. She looks better than she does here >>77341931

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WalkSis is the matriarch of the /nrl/ family

>tfw 28
>tfw maths degree
>tfw 300k a year and all the lladies are swooping

>>77342208
I'm a lifelong Knight now

>tfw tradie and the only girls I can get are high school girls

pls tell me that perfectly rounded chin is photoshopped m8

We told you not to (you) anyone, you failed the /nrl/ family test. Get out kraut.

>>77342224
Absolutely based. Top notch m8.

>>77342234
And this is a problem?

Refs doing their best to keep eels in this

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WalkSis is perfect in EVERY way

Yeah it's a problem now because I'm 28 and want a proper lady to marry, but I can still only pull girls 18 or under.

>off for HIA for a leg complaint

WalkSis on beautifully watch

>>77342254
Marry a 18 yr old, you don't want a used up slut, 18 yr = strong healthy children.

They're literally all the same m8. Might and well take something young, hot and impressionable so you can mold her to your liking.

Fucking refball for eels

https://vimeo.com/68634031

But then it will be as if I'm her parent, helping her study and shit.

and? Fuck sake mate, get a 18 yr old you cuck

In some ways you do take over as the parent. They can't function properly on their own.

How old are you lads? In 2013 it seemed like all of /nrl/ was born in 1987 - 1992, but a lot of you seem really young now, probably born 1995 or later.

29 la

This is a pretty gud game, hope you're watching and not shitposting too much lads

>>77342300
Turned 25 a week ago mate
5 more years till wizardry

28 desu

I honestly don't believe any of you are virgins.

>gus getting shut the fuck down

Rabs playing gus like a fiddle

You're on 4chan there are lots of virgins

Bet on the broncos lads. Should I cash out and if so what at what minute

WalkSis is a pure virgin

Kek Gus still having a cry

theres six more rounds of this shit. bloody hell

The refs are having a shocker lel

>>77342324
Why would I lie about being a virgin

>only 6 more rounds left
What the fuck am I going to do without the footy FUCKKKKKKK

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Adam Blair.

>Fall over after successfully playing the ball
>Receive a penalty

There is no real reason why the regular season isn't 15 games in length

>>77342346
Maybe because 2 rounds is a bit short for a sports competition

Gotta go on an airport run.

Broncos on frustration watch

Why going to the airport ahemd?

benji is on, broncos to score next

>>77342288
the husband is her parent

unless you wanna have some indepedent retard who treats her married life the same as her single life and refuses to lessen the load and/or give respect to your opinion

if your wife is better at managing her life than you are youre kinda retarded

benji is on, broncos to get a penalty next

Is it better if they reject your friend request, or leave it as pending forever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LhHpBJv-w4

How do we get these talented young white english lads to come down south and play league?

Just cashed out lads

Just fucked my teammates knee lads

WalkBrother, are you here chap?

Broncos theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg

Yeah whats up?

>this can be a cruel cruel game sometimes

yeah the cunt with the twisted ankle is horrible

not alex mckinnon who will never walk again unless the nrl pays for a robot suit

>played at
Fuck off

dya reckon the money sluts travel etc is worth it for a lifetime of arthritis and cte

its pretty close... you make more than CEOs but you dont really enjoy anything after 35

>Penalty Broncos sign in the crowd

keg

Luv ya walkie

Nice pass thanks for that

>>77342448
I saw that KEM

Official broncos theme song
https://youtu.be/JBjTt6ZL1ls

#Penalty Eels

>>77342405
Based me

>broncucks

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>>77342478
FUCK YOU REEEEEE

Now I know what it feels like to be a Knights customer

Reminder to ALWAYS cashout when your bet goes bad for maximum value lads