/nfl/ general - NON-CANCER edition

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Daily reminder the Falcons will be back and Brady is SHOOK

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hSLV3AjLiZk

>>77336192
Sauce to one with souhd?

>>77336105
Really, really makes me oink.

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>get the defensive player in the draft at 31
>over concerns over his shoulder
>shoulder ends up being fine

I don't know how we got so lucky

>>77336058
>NON-CANCER edition
>cuckposting
Hmmm.

>>77336105
wow, you truly can make drunk coeds do anything these days

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H-TOWN

>>77336234
what the fuck are you even on about, dumbfuck

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>Odell: I want to be highest-paid player in NFL
>tfw the face of your teams franchise is a diva who wants to be paid higher than anyone else

>its a ViQueens tries to be relevant thread

jej

>>77336105
piggers.

>>77336207
amber blank, she has dozens of videos. She's pretty sexy and the guys she fucks are too, but I get turned off by her attitude. She seems kind of psychotic. YogaHotWife has way better amateur IR imo t.b.h.

>>77336230
Nanners have been decent drafters of LB and Line players im pretty pumped if Foster can learn to be as smart as Bowman at the position.

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>>77336254
BULJUUUUUU
>>77336230
Based Shanalynch gonna lead us to the promised land

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This year is /OURYEAR/ .... to earn your respect, anon.

>>77336317
Worst breasts I've seen and I've seen plenty iycmd

What team is going to be desperate when their QB goes down and overpay for Osweiler?

>>77336335
Jets

>>77336097
Well that was fast

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elite? elite.

>>77336358
Kessler is not >JUST

>>77336358
Kessler is not JUST, Brock might have had a fluke season (see might) and while Kizer might not play he's definitely unproven. Kessler completed a lot of passes with no line. Also, Johnson did really well especially with no line, again. Are there any good free safeties in this upcoming draft?

Do you think Semens will progress this season? Looked like he had trouble throwing checkdowns last year.

>>77336358
How did Haden go from a great corner to shit so fast

>>77336446
>>77336387
The JUST refers to the fact that nobody even knows who the starter will be, Kessler is not as safe pick as many people assume, it's still an open competition.

>>77336470
Injuries. He plays like an all pro like one game in a season when he manages to be healthy, the rest of the year he's either on the sidelines or limping around and playing like ass.

>>77336476
I don't even think Brock is JUST. Worst I could see there is bad or unproven if that's worse to you

>>77336358
What is RS on special teams?

>checked MMQB Top 400 players list page
>teams are described in complete name (Dallas Cowboys, NE Patriots, etc)
>Washington Redskins is just "Washington"
What happened?

>>77336502
For the money he's getting paid he's very much JUST. I know Browns have a shitload of cap space so they don't really care, but he might be the most overpaid player in football.

CLEVELAND BROWNS
vs
MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR

Who wins?

>>77336502
He wasn't good in Denver and he was worse than >JUST in Houston, how's he "bad" at worst?

>>77336519
Return specialist.

>>77336446
Rotoworld is telling me Kizer has a chance to win the starting job, which is really not that surprising.

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>he doesn't think the iggles are making the playoffs

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>his tight end doesn't shitpost on Instagram

SAD!

>>77336105
>pig tail

It just has no impact on me if the ass isn't also big and fat. If she's going to wear a piggy tail she'd better have a piggy ass, too.

>>77336534
>he still believes the "Browns are the worst" meme

Five wins this season, no doubt. It's a race to the bottom between the Jest and the Chicago Trubiskys for worst team.

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>>77336534
Gotta give that one to the Mormons.

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>>77336582
>he thinks a team with BROCKO SWEILER at qb is going to win five games.

>>77336582
I genuinely feel sorry for Trubisky because I've watched that kid play at UNC and he's genuinely talented as fuck, probably the most pro-ready QB I've seen since Luck. It's a pity that such a shitheap of a team as Chicago drafted him, he'll have a garbage line and no receivers. Not to mention the unforgiving fans who will turn on him when he inevitably starts losing, that team will flat out ruin him.

>>77336594
>his team doesn't have a 16 million per year backup QB
lmaoing @ ur life

>>77336616
>garbage line

I don't think Chicago's OL is garbage at all.

>>77336594
Brock is shit but he actually has a winning record as a starter. 5-3 with Denver and 8-6 with Houston.

Pick

Brady or Garoppolo
Rodgers or Brees
Wilson or Newton
Dalton or Stafford
Dak or Wentz
Ryan or Carr
Mariota or Winston
Bradford or Smeth
Rivers or Cousins
Roethlisberger or luck
Tannehill or Palmer
Manning or Flacco

>>77336690
>Brady or Garoppolo
Stopped reading there, go back to r*ddit.

>>77336690
Garoppolo
Rodgers
Newton
Stafford
Dak
Ryan
Winston
Bradford
Cousins
Roethlisberger
Tannehill
Manning

>>77336305
post the full kippers pic anon, they'll never find it here

>>77336688
Both teams probably had more talent in their backup units than Cleveland does.

>>77336735
>more talent in their backup units
They were better teams but let's not go full retard here.

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>>77336616
They sabotaged him the second they moved up a spot.

>>77336751
It's an exaggeration but they're on totally different ends of the spectrum talent wise, and Denver actually had a worse record with him than with the rotten corpse of Manning being incapable of heaping the ball more than 3 yards away.

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>>77336582
Someone leaving the Niners outta contention? I like you.
>>77336562
For their sake I hope not, Kizer's even worse than Watson, who's gonna bust hard imo

>>77336785
Niners and Browns won the draft, and I see both teams getting to at least three wins.

>>77336781
Last year sure, but don't assume the Browns are the same 1-15 team they were last year. They're returning only one starter on the offensive line from last year's week 17 for example (Joe Thomas). Obviously they will be no playoff contender or anything but winning 5 or 6 games is hardly a stretch.

>>77336358
y'all got a template fo one of these?

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Has anyone else gotten the audio captcha before?

>>77336785
>Kizer's even worse than Watson
Do you watch college football? I'd say they're about equal, Kizer is the more talented but less polished one. And he didn't play on a completely stacked team like Watson.

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>>77336880
Just erase that Falcons shit in the bottom left, I don't know why I saved it like that.

>>77336690
Garoppolo
Rodgers
Wilson
Stafford
Dak
Ryan
Winston
Smeth
Rivers
Luck
Tannehill
Manning

>>77336690
>Brady
>Rodgers
>Newton
>Stafford
>Wentz
>Ryan
>Winston
>Smeth
>Rivers
>Roethlisberger
>Palmer
>Manning

Ryan/Carr and Bradford/Smeth were the hardest
Ryan and Carr because theyre both good
Bradford and Smeth because theyre both bad

>>77336860
I don't think they've gotten much better and anyway their draft picks will need time to gel and adapt, don't think they'll win more than 3 games.

>>77336899
Didn't Kizer go 4-8 last season?

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>>77336931
>Smeth
>bad

gtfo out of here you faggot

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>>77336247
>Publicly admitting being a fan of the Hueston Toxshits

Do you guys think the blm ravens are gonna sign kaepernick?

>>77336979
I'd like to see them not sign him because the rage would be fun.

>>77336963
>the checkdown king is good

I like the chiefs but damn, i wish theyd improve at QB
And the Kingsbury babby aint it

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How hard is this guy gonna bust this season?

In thinking something like 10 TD 15 INT 52% comp. Nick Foles is starting by week 12

>>77336996
Smeth might not be great but he certainly isn't bad. He knows exactly what he's capable of and rarely makes costly errors.
t. not even a Queefs fan

>>77337001
He will not bust and will lead the Eagles to a winning record, possibly even playoffs

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>>77336948
>I don't think they've gotten much better
Bitonio is returning from injury, they've signed Tretter and Zeitler in FA, drafted the consensus #1 pick who can produce right off the bat on DL, drafted Ogunjobi and Brantley to bolster up interior defensive line, drafted Peppers who can immidiately produce as an elite returner and can possibly molded into a quality DB sometime down the line, added some veterans to the secondary. Their only significant loss was Pryor but they signed Britt who is pretty much the exact same player. Relative to last year I don't think any other team got better than them this offseason.

>Didn't Kizer go 4-8 last season?
Notre Dame did. That team was shit top to bottom, 42nd ranked defense in the nation.

>>77336344
>implying they aren't embracing the suck for sam goatnold

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I just realized danny woodhead is
A. Still in the league
B. Has been consistently a producer and great asset for whatever team he has been on

I mean its like marcus sherels on the vikings. I keep waiting for him to get cut and it never happens.
good for you danny. where is he now? ravens?

>>77337022
Confirmed

Yeah hes an experienced vet who knows his boundaries. That comeback against the chargers last season was fantastic

Alright hes not THAT bad but his noodle arm and conservative coaching hold him back dearly. Ultimately his know how of the game the reason i picked him over bradford and im an OU homer.

>>77336987
Baltimore is the nignog capital of the east. It's a perfect place for him.

>>77337062
Woodhead is one of my favorite players. I'll miss him on the Chargers.

>>77336690
Brady
Rodgers
Wilson
Stafford
Dak
Ryan
Mariota
Smith
Rivers
Roethlisberger
Palmer
Manning

Only tough ones were Rodgers vs Brees and Mariota vs Winston

1. Patriots
2. Raiders
3. Steelers
4. Titans
5. Chiefs
6. Dolphins

1. Seahawks
2. Packers
3. Falcons
4. Giants
5. Buccaneers
6. Eagles

>>77336948
>Didn't Kizer go 4-8 last season?
Didn't a bunch of the talent on his team leave, including a lot of the o line?

Why the Hell did it take the NFL/broadcasters so long to show the time/score during the entire game?

>>77337106
which game

OBJECTIVE NFL POWER RANKINGS 2017

1. Patriots
2. Falcons
3. Packers
4. Cowboys
5. Steelers
6. Raiders
7. Chiefs
8. Giants
9. Texans
10. Titans
11. Dolphins
12. Broncos
32. Jets

>>77337113
Not any game, I'm just watching old NFL games and they still weren't showing the score/time during the entire game in the 90s. They would mention the down and score now and then.

>>77337033
>>77337095
I wasn't being a smartass, just asking so I could know more about why.

>>77337094
>>77337114
Raiders are poised for a letdown.

>>77337114
>11. Dolphins

>>77336899
I was never impressed from the tape I watched. He's got tools to work with but also makes piss-poor decisions, if he can clean those up and works on his accuracy has a chance.

>>77337132
I miss the old broadcasts when they didn't show the yellow line, modern fans are so idiotic they can't even tell what down it is if a BIG FUCKING YELLOW LINE isn't there.

I have the Colts winning it all this year

>>77337114
OBJECTIVE NFL POWER RANKINGS 2017
1. Patriots
2-31. literally who the hell cares
32. Jest

>>77337171
>He's got tools to work with but also makes piss-poor decisions
Well same goes for Watson. If you watch his tape, he's a terrible decision maker. He almost lost to NC State because he played like shit, he keeps staring down his first read like a dumbass, against Ohio State he did literally nothing but won because his defense shut the opponent down completely, and against Alabama he only won because his first read (Mike Williams) played the game of his life and kept catching everything thrown to him. Sure he's a national champion while Kizer had a losing record, but Clemson was absurdly stacked with talent while Notre Dame was pitiful.

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Can this new reddit loins trip kindly fuck off?? We don't want cancer like you shitposting with our fanbase

>>77337247
>new lions trip
your newfag is showing

>>77337138
I'm pretty sure most if the talent that Notre Dame had in 2015 were drafted after the season except for him and I remember his o line having left

>>77336566
My tight end is too busy sleeping on the damn floor of the locker room.

>>77337222
I completely agree, I wasn't high on either of them. I wasn't a huge fan of any of the QB's really, although Trubiscuit and Mahomes were probably my two favorites. I liked Beathard too, I'm glad my Niners ended up grabbing him.

>>77337263
wow totally not you reddit loins trip

>>77337344
Browns took Kizer in the second round at least

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>Jags joint practice with the Pats
Jags confirmed playoffs before losing to us in the divisional round.
Texans and Loins ain't doing shit though

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>>77337344
The Browns drafted Kizer about right where his draft value objectively was - mid to late 2nd round. He's not an NFL starting material at this point and probably won't be for the next year or two, hence why they probably won't start him. It's the Texans who idiotically overdrafted and reached for Watson, not to mention trading the house for him.

>Mahomes
I will never trust air raid babbys no matter what. The NFL track record of QBs who came out of that system is dreadful.

>>77337359
I think Kizer was the most underrated of this class

Browns got him for great value

wouldn't be surprised at all if he beats out Kessler

>>77337350
I'm actually a Pats fan, faggot

>>77337393
I'm a Brown's fan but I disagree that he'll start. At least right now I hope he doesn't unless he earns it in the Preseason but even then. I want him to develop some more. I do agree that he's crazy talented

>>77336616
He probably won't play this year outside the preseason

>>77337393
Kessler and Kizer are the opposites of each other. Kizer is big, athletic, rocket arm, great throwing mechanics, but at the same time he makes poor decisions and doesn't read the defense well enough. Kessler on the other hand is ridiculously accurate, makes great decisions and knows how to avoid making a turnover, but he's not very big and has the weakest arm I've ever seen. My bet is on Kessler starting though, his ceiling is about the same as Alex Smith, a game manager. Which is exactly what the Browns need if they manage to build a solid defense.

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>>77336917
finally finished the fuckin thing

>>77337439
cringe. kys.

>>77337501
Kizer is still a really young prospect though

I think he can improve on his decision making with time.

Kessler will probably start, but I don't know how high his ceiling actually is. I like the kid, but as you said his arm severely limits what he can do.

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>>77337508
>the New Orleans Buckeyes
I'm loving this lineup.

>>77336058
Panthers gonna revolutionize the game
or just be shit
whichever

>>77337534
The arm is pretty troubling because if the Browns ever want to get relevant in that division, it requires making tough throws in shitty northern weather in november and he just doesn't have the arm power to make those.

>>77337533
you first, fan of inferior team.

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>still hasnt paid the man
>probably isnt going to participate in TC
>McVay gets asked why hasnt he been paid yet
>McVay during presser "our defensive line will be fine with or without"
>Snead gonna Snead

Just fucking end it

Hey /nfl/ I'm going to tOSU in the fall, how many first rounders am I going to school with?

>>77337602
the real question is how many are headed to the stains

Why are nigger QBs so inconsistent?
>Randall Cuningham has one HOF worthy season followed by 5 shitty ones
>Cam Newton wins the MVP and plays like literal dogshit the following year
>Mike Vick is an MVP candidate with the Eagles, gets slapped with a huge contract and slowly fizzes out of relevance after that for being so shitty
>Kaepernick takes the league by storm, three years later and he can't even beat out Blaine Gabbert for the starting spot
>McNabb's career is like a seesaw
I think the only consistent one is probably Wilson.

>>77337642
Moon? That's a legitimate question I never got the chance to watch him play.

>>77337642
their game is based off athleticism so they dont age well and are injury prone since they take hard hits as a runner

Will the NFL ever redesign the Lombardi? It's a pretty shit trophy tbqh lads.

>>77337642

this guy >>77337665
just typed what I was going to

>>77337672
better than the NBA's at least

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>>77337672
It looks semi-okay compared to this abomination.

>>77337642
Cunningham was hampered by Buddy Ryan in Philly, and 1998 was not his fault.

>>77337704
>1998 was not his fault
>fault
What do you mean? It was probably the best season of his career.

>>77337642
Kaepernick was never a good QB. The team he was on had the best defense in the league, one of the best o-lines in the league, and he was playing the meme option offense with Frank Gore at a time when it was still new to the NFL. The only thing he was good at was running fast downhill, once defenses figured out the meme option and the niners went to shit he got exposed as being backup tier.

>>77337719
Yeah, I meant the NFCCG loss vs. the Failcons. And he should have won the 1990 MVP

>>77337642

>not mentioning Rg3

literally he was hyped to shit but had no idea how to deal with hits.

>>77337702
That literally looks like throwing a basketball into the trash, which is pretty much where it belongs.

>>77337662
Moon was more of a pocket passer

Jameis Winston in some ways is sorta like the modern day warren moon, or he might be some day.

>>77337730
Wilson is/was also a zone read QB but he consistently produces solid passing stats, while Kaepernick just tanked after some point.

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>>77337744
>/nfl/ gets two quad dubs posts in one night
cool

>>77337730
This is exactly the reason why I think QB wins are the most overrated statistic in football. A fucking trained monkey could've won games with that 49ers team. You also forgot to mention they got Boldin, Crabtree and Vernon Davis in his prime.

>>77337734
Yeah RG3 had probably the best rookie QB season of all time, but his downfall can be explained by injuries which were pretty significant. Players like Newton and Kaepernick not so much.

>>77337773
daks rookie season was better

>>77337662
Moon was one of the biggest chokers I've ever seen in my entire life. The ways that guy found to lose games were outright creative.

>>77337783
Except you can't blame his sophomore slump on injury

>>77337783
Only if you count passing stats. If you count rushing stats as well then RG3 blows Dak out of the water, he has over 800 yards and 10 TDs rushing.

>>77337796
yeah I would agree

>never got to a conference championship game

>>77337821
I won't

>>77337702
A lollipop in half a red party cup

>>77337761
>capping your own post

You're worse than that autistic 9ers tripwhore

>>77336465
Seriously though, the broncucks traded up in the 1st round to get paxton lynch. How he isnt a lock for starter by now must mean he is a bust and a half after barely playing.

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Debate this

>>77337852
iirc he once capped an anon get and claimed it as his own
tiki destroyed him for it

NFC broship:
Seahawks - Panthers - Cowboys

AFC broship:
Raiders - Steelers - Dolphins

Thoughts?

>>77337893
broships are for /nbgay/

>>77337893
no one likes the seacucks

>>77337876

>beckham

you may as well put a warning label that he will bring down an entire team from his diva attitude

>>77337877
Trip on tiki

>>77337852
>talking shit on scarletism

Man the newfags in these generals are astounding, cant wait for summer to end

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>>77337893
one true broship

>>77337924
tiki is unironically the best poster in this itt thread desu

>>77337877
>>77337948
lel, why do you make your shitposting so completely transparent, tiki?

>>77337832
Case in point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6pNpC8kdUs
>scoring 4 TDs in the first half
>leading 35-3 in the 3rd quarter
>do literally NOTHING after that
>Buffalo comes back and ties the game
>Moon chucks a pick in the overtime on his own half and loses the game by a FG

>>77337948
>broships
Eagles-Chiefs is the only true broship anyway

>>77337948
Fuckoff tiki

>>77337943
scarletism has always been fucking annoying

>muh pseudo intellectualism!

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>>77337762
Just imagine if my Nanners got Peyton in 2012

Definitely would have been SB champs

>>77337893
>Seahawks - Panthers - Cowboys
Good thing putting the gayest and most cringeworthy fanbases together.

>>77337893
>seahawks and Panthers
N O
O

>>77337978
I agree and I hate the 9ers. With Peyton they would've been unbeatable.

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>>77337966
>>77337971
i'm not tiki >:(

>>77337966
false
eags-pack-raiders is the secondary true broship

>>77337893
nfc= Cowboys, Eagles, Falcons broship

afc= Chiefs, Texans, Ravens broship

>>77337893
Browns-Lions-Bills Great Lakes broship of futility and misery

>>77337943
Scarletism is a brainlet sperg, if you never browsed /sp/ 5 years ago you would know he's just good at math, hes not football intelligent like tiki

>>77338023
>cowboys and eagles
I don't think there's ever beena time when the cowboys and eagles haven't hated each other

>>77338046
good god Tiki will you shut the fuck up already you Communist faggot

>>77338023
>Cowboys, Eagles

Now THIS IS shitpsoting

>>77338046
What happened to that Lady Godiva 49ers triptard from years ago? That was hands down the biggest retard I've ever seen on /sp/ and I'm saying that with full knowledge that Old Bay exists.

>>77338073
bb is the biggest retard to grace this general

>77338023(You)
>cowboys, eagles

Cowboys, Steelers, 49ers broship #1

Patriots, Packers, Giants broship #2

>>77338083
false. it's Old Bay by miles.

>>77338106
>Patriots
>Giants
good shitposting here

>>77338106
bears, jags, phins

>>77338106
>Cowboys
>49ers
>broship

lol

>>77338125
the PB&J

IT IS OFFICIAL

>>77338123
>Old Bay by miles.

stay obsessed bb you tranny manlet faggot

>>77338106
Bills, Vikings, Broncos

>>77338137
I'm not even whatever non-heterosexual human orientation that BB is, let alone BB him/herself

Does anyone want to start a broship with my Brownies? Get in now while you can

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will the jest ever recover?

>>77338083
>>77338073
>annoying shitfaggots
Old Gay
MMB
CapitalistBastard
Commissioner Red
Dynasty

>tryhard pseudointellectual dumbasses
JFFM
Scarletism
Sneak
90% of foreigner Pats fans

>bro tier
Captain Drunk
Mustard Buzzard

>god emperor of all retards
Lexplorer

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NFC Broship: Cowboys, Giants, Seahawks

AFC Broship: Pats, Broncos, Colts

pls mention

>>77338106

Seahawks, Panthers, Bills #1

Ravens, Giants, Chiefs #2

>>77338166
>Captain Drunk
What does the S.O.D. stand for?

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>>77336058
Rate my chargers chart

>77338167
no

>>77338193
Sucking off dick

>>77338162
>Tom Brady's career winning percentage: 77.32
>Tom Brady's career winning percentage vs Jets: 75%

jets actually do better vs him than the average team

>>77338208
PLEASE !!!

>>77338206
Actually pretty decent.

I would think Toomer would be starting over Emanuel, but I don't know.

>>77338167
AFC broshib: Bengals, Raiders, Dolphins

NFC broship: Falcons, Vikings, Cardinals

>>77337975
>statistics are tough and hurt my brain
-You

>>77338046
>Tiki without his trip

Dude what the fuck is happening with the cowboys? I was super psyched to see the boys and birds duke it out this season but this offseason has been ROUGH this year. Maybe not 2015 49ers offseason rough but god damn

>>77338260
His stats arent even GOOD

stop sucking his cock

>>77338046
>tiki talking shit about scar

Off yourself

>>77338244
are we making lists of the worst non expansion teams since 1985?

Daily reminder the Rams haven't had a winning season since 2003

>>77338229
Bradley has said Emanuel is playing SAM, which basically just has to set the edge and eat blockers for the MIKE and WILL. Thankfully, that's basically all Emanuel is good at.

The chargers do have good depth at LB, and either Toomer or Perry could take over at SAM in a pinch. Also, Emanuel should be leaving the field on third down.

>>77338284
Raiders are an expansion team.

>>77338106
>Packers in the same broship with the Giants
>Giants in the same broship with the Patriots
what, fuck off, these teams hate each other

>>77338294
>replacing kurt warner with marc fucking bulger

never forget

>>77338272

Ill stop when Youll Cowards comes back

>>77338294
Reminder the Bills haven't made the playoffs this century

>>77338310
>replace kurt with marc
>replace marc with fitzmagic
>the city of michael martz

>>77338321
Reminder the falcons were up 28-3

>>77338303
>The chargers do have good depth at LB

They do, but I'm still worried about CB, since Verrett is guaranteed to be injured at some point, sadly.

>>77338305
they were in the AFL I was referring to post merger expansion

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>>77338310
If you look at the list of Rams starters after Warner they're equally bad if not worse than the Browns.

>>77338335
>18-1

>>77338083
nah I'd have to say that'd go to either Steelersfag or Pristine

>OJ Simpson only ever played in ONE playoff game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77338357
Gale Sayers and Dick Butkus never played in the playoffs.

>>77338376
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77338357
what do you expect when you play for the bills?

>>77338376
>the city of the chicago brrrs

>>77338338
I think Verrett and Allen are going to be fighting for a CBPOY this season, they're so goddamn due

Okay I figured it out, ULTIMATE broships

AFC: Jets, Ravens, Broncos
NFC: Buccaneers, Giants, 49ers

These are balanced.

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>all these teams trying to broship the Hawks

keep your busted-ass teams away the Seahawks.

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>>77338435
Keenan definitely is, especially with that heartbreaking injury last season.

>>77338357
Archie Manning had a 35-101 career record, never had a winning season.

>>77338452
I seriously want to see Verrett and Hayward cover him in practice. Who do think would put up more wins?

>>77338482
archie manning was meh as fuck

wouldnt even be remembered if not for his sons

>>77338500
He was actually really talented but had the misfortune of playing for the shittiest franchise in football history, the pre-Jim Mora Saints. I think Bill Walsh said he'd win as much as Montana if he had the chance to play in the 49ers system.

>>77338494
I think Lynn probably keeps Verrett limited in practice, but Hayward might make it an even match.

This is my first year watching football, rank these playoff rankings.

afc
1+ Steelers 14-2
2+ Patriots 12-4
3+ Chiefs 12-4
4+ Colts 10-6
5+ Ravens 11-5
6+ Texans 9-7

nfc
1+ Packers 15-1
2+ Cardinals 12-4
3+ Giants 11-5
4+ Falcons 11-5
5+ Cowboys 10-6
6+ Seahawks 10-6

>>77337702
> silver > gold
ok senpai

>>77338539
wait a few years before posting another one

>>77338539
Cardinals are in the AFC dumbass

>>77338539
>people are STILL putting the Ravens in the playoffs
Literally how? They're total shit.

>>77338539
>4+ Colts 10-6
>5+ Ravens 11-5
>6+ Texans 9-7

Why does the nfl have such retarded seeding?

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how hard are nfl players getting cucked by their owners? Literally make dogshit compared to nba and mlb in addition to destroying their bodies. yea nba rosters are smaller but nfl makes so much more money.

>>77338539
>Packers
>15-1
pfft

>>77338572
Top 5 defense
Great coach
Elite playoff QB
3 good tightends
Signed Maclin, Wallace is a good deep threat

Ravens only problem is oline and RB. 9-7 at worst you casual.

>>77338578
Because it switched from 3 divisions per conference to 4 divisions in 2002 and it completely fucked everything up.

>>77338539
>>77338539
This is obviously your first year watching football

Some of those teams may be traditionally good but they arent really in such a position anymore, namely Dallas and Pittsburgh

And no, two AFCS team will not make playoffs, Falcons wont repeat such a high seed, Ravens wont make playoffs and Packers are far from a nigh unbeaten record.

Watch a couple seasons before trying again

>>77338563
1/10
Terrible bait

>>77338589
Derek Carr gets 125 mil over 5 years to play a kids game
I don't think hes complaining

>>77338602
Well memed faggot.

>>77338607
Pittsburgh won't have a better record than the Pats but they'll still win their division easily. There's no real challenge preventing them from doing so.

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>>77338592
who's gonna be the next 15-1 team and how will they fare?

>>77338602
Hello old gay

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I can't wait for the season, daily reminder the Loins are the sleeper pick to win it all

>>77338602
>elite playoff QB
Except we're talking about GETTING into the playoffs nigger.

>>77338631
I heard he's going to name them Bilal and Powell

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>>77338602
>Top 5 defense
>Great coach

lol okay oldgay

>>77338631
>>77338643
:0

>>77338643
Is Stafford the only white person in all of Michigan?

>>77338631
That baby looks a bit dark

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>>77338675
Kelly is PURE.

>>77338700
>woman
>pure
Virgin spotted.

>>77338705
Is that you, Aaron?

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>>77338539
Probably better than mine/10

>>77338622
Agreed, even if the AFCN is kind of a tossup this year
but 14-2? Come on...

Official /nfl/ broships:

Cowboys, Texans, Chiefs

Giants, Ravens, Raiders

>>77338770
Not bad actually

>>77338675
What you think white babies just come out pale as shit? Lots of babies are red or pink when they come out. Their skin isnt the thickest thing ever

>he doesnt know anything about rearing sons to carry on his name
>alphas breed first

>>77338770
decent

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>>77338770
>2-14

>>77338770
>Shitcongo doing better than the 49ers and the Browns
Nope.

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>>77338817
>he thinks reproduction is moral

>>77338817
Typically when you're white the baby is pale, yes

>>77338794
>Cowboys, Texans, Chiefs
No. Houston and Dallas hate each other too much for that. Chiefs btfo the Texans a couple of years ago in the playoffs so there's some resentment with that. Got some revenge last year after beating them with Assweiler at the helm.

The only broship I can think of the Texans having with another team would be the Patriots. Despite the Patriots almost exclusively owning the Texans in every encounter (except in a 2009 regular season game in which Arian Foster helped defeat them), the Texans might as well be Patriots South because of the personnel connections.

>>77338865
'No'

>>77338862
>he thinks reproduction is pointless

Virgins everywhere

>>77338902
Not pointless but evil.

>>77338770
>2-14
Nah man.

>>77338902
creating intelligent life that has no choice in the matter is heinous

>>77338920
>>>/himasaugi/

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Go hawks.

I'd really like to see Jarvis Landry with a competent QB. he needs to get out of Miami. I bet he could be top 5 if he ever got a decent QB to sling it to him.

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>your team
>predicted SB matchup
>favorite rival player
>what you're jamming to right now


puckers
puckers vs patriots
trubisky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIEVnmUxbDI

>>77339164
When does his contract go up

>>77339166
Browns
Uhh I don't know I guess vs Giants who go on a late meme streak only for Odell to mail it in in the Owl
All honestly Bell is a great player.
Metallica's Load, on 2x4 rn

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Why does she hate Stafford

>>77339205
Why does she have a speaking role in sports media?

>>77339166
>your team
Toxins
>predicted SB matchup
Pats vs Packers/Cowboys (I don't know what the fuck to expect from the NFC)
>favorite rival player
Bortles (b/c he keeps throwin' picks)
>what you're jamming to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZMg9ryeWOw

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>>77337247
>new

>>77339199
Oh I didn't know you meant in general I'm so fucking stupid. Pats and it doesn't matter because Brady wins. I'll say Giants still because he needs to atone

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>SOON

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>>77339268

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>>77339205
Why does anyone hate Stafford

>>77339205
Because she is from Chicago, and all Bears fans are still fighting off the creeping truth that they currently occupy the spot of the division that the Lions had from 2000 to 2010.

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Defense will let us down again this year

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>>77339313
>there are """people""" who think the Burrs have a chance

>only two weeks until preseason finally fucking starts
>tfw my life will have meaning once more

>>77339332
>only six days until we all watch a JV scrimmage in Canton

My body cannot wait

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I will marry Aaron Rodgers!

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>>77339359
>t. literal faggot

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would you give Tiki the dikki?

>>77339166
>Niners
>Pats v. Giants round 3
>He's a Raider now but Lynch, I hate the rest of those seacunts
>Hendrix's Castles Made of Sand

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>>77339363
fuck off newtrip
my love is pure and cannot be defeated

>>77339379
tikki's pretty cute and smart but my heart belongs with another

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Where is BB and b12

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>>77339402
rare video of police
dont share it :<

>the ravens signed a fucking indoor football league qb over Kaep

I can see the Browns winning 9 games this season

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>>77339541
forgot pic

somseone left brown cjhiops all around the toilket yumy uim

Ravens
Jets
Lions
Jags
Chargers
Ravens
Bears
Then maybe Texans or Bengals once
And colts

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>>77339541
His former team has a pretty fucking cool logo

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who /noinjuriesyet/ here?

I barely know shit about the NFL, so tell me panthersbros

Are >we gonna be better than last year?
Are >we gonna make the playoffs?

>>77339794
>Are >we gonna be better than last year?
I'd say like 50/50 or so

>>77339794
>>we gonna be better than last year?

Pretty much guaranteed. The Panthers have winning season, then a losing season, then a winning season, rinse and repeat for years now.

>Are >we gonna make the playoffs?

Maybe. The Bucs keep getting better and Atlanta is still stocked up. Long-term I think you're fucked. Gettlemen came in, cleaned up Hurney's shit, and made a super bowl roster. Now Gettlemen is gone and Hurney is back. The same Hurney that put the Panthers in cap space hell for years because he loved overpaying old players.

>>77339057
seahawks defensive ranks in wilsons career

2012: 1
2013: 1
2014: 1
2015: 1
2016: 3

seahawks offensive ranks in wilsons career

2012: 9
2013: 8
2014: 10
2015: 4
2016: 18

maybe the defense deserves a little credit