/heem/

>>77324741
i really don't like you so im not gonna use your thread

>>77324741
Where is the nigger with the picks didnt see him in the last thread

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Did Kavanagh get lucky with Conor?

>personal record of 3-3
>responsible for Artem and Nelson

>>77324774
OP is the guy who does picks.

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/T M T/
/WOODLEY GANG/
/B B B/

we run this town

Hey if that anon who wrestles and makes webms is on, can you help me out? I want a webm of Parisyan inside tripping/ouchi gari-ing Sanchez. Thanks bb

>>77324741

>Want to train in mma
>Scared of CTE

I know the PRIDE and DREAM guys are fucked but are there any fighters that show signs of CTE? What is it even like to live with CTE?

>>77324780
Pickfag and kurran poster at the same time someone should give him a beating

>>77324774
post them now and i'll add them

Cormier vs Jones
Woodley vs Maia
Cyborg vs Evinger
Lawler vs Cerrone
Manuwa vs Oezdemir

>>77324741
she's not even fucking hot why do you make this the OP atleast post someone hot like bispings daughter you giant fag

>>77324801
All good no point in giving you them now at least one matchup will change anyways

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>>77324801

>BONEY JONEY
>Woodler
>Manborg
>THE LAW
>Manny

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>So you're the guy who is taking my daughter out on a date. How old are you? Tell me about yourself

>>77324803
Calendar is here for 14 hours a day. I highly doubt he has standards, can't imagine this guy being below 230 pounds.

Such a shame didn't get to see Megan Anderson gadoosh'd and flushed by Justino

>>77324830

I LAH YOU

SEE YO SOEN

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>>77324830
I drink a lot of water buddeh

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>>77324801
>>77324741
DC
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77324803
>>77324830
>>77324843
>>77324847

>>77324803
Go be a nonce somewhere else

>>77324838
i think its okay. Megan is still signed to the UFC now so she'll get her shot. I think she's the biggest test for Cyborg but I hope they sign more featherweights and let Megan fight a few of them before Cyborg

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>>77324830
im a samurai, now tell me if she spits or swallows

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>>77324830
>Tell me about yourself
I love taking PEDs

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>>77324873
Stay away from my angel

>>77324830
im australian so bisking would love me

>>77324870
>. I think she's the biggest test for Cyborg
For sure I think Evinger is a tougher fight for Cyborg than Meegan

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>>77324886
fake news

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Really feeling bad for Maia.

>Dana hates him so only gives him 5 weeks to prepare as opposed to 10 weeks, Tyrese has been preparing for 4 months
>He's 39
>Last chance
>Too old to last 5 rounds, prolly getting knocked on his ass

It's not fair. This man deserved better.

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what the hell is up with jones' face?

dude looks completely different

>>77324922

Playing a human backpack doesn't earn you shit

>>77324908
i think evinger is tougher and a more well rounded fighter but she's too small. cyborg is going to ragdoll her. her heart and durability are gonna be shown but its not gonna be that close unless she gets in a cheeky sub

>>77324935
its no hair

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>>77324894
>(you)r angel
lmao buddy

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>>77324922
>Too old to last 5 rounds

>>77324935
bald and traded beards with dc

>>77324949

What's up little bitch? Still acting like a tough guy even though you didn't do shit when I slammed your head into the wall last week?

>>77324935
>dude looks completely different
What was your first clue dork?

>>77324960
Tyrone is a shit, my guy.

>>77324935
his eyebrow ridge is fucced

>>77324856
>lawler
as if he isnt completely deleted

>>77324991
>knocks out robbie
>outpoints karatefag twice
for sure my man

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>>77324943
t. Only seen the Jorgay fight.

>>77324964
Maia's not on Mexican supplements.

>>77325012
Lawlers going to heem cowboy stiff . Or heem livery

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>>77324843
>>77324847
>>77324873
>>77324901
Pedos

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>>77325012

Lawler gave Woodley too much respect. He easily wins 9/10.

>>77324943
Neither does defending your title against Yoel Romero, apparently. If you want to look at it as purely a business then it's all about the money fights that have been fucking everything up for the last year or so

>>77325027
legal in mexico

>>77325018
>shit skin
literally a shit, friend

successful shit is still shit

bald doesn't work on jones damn

i thought every black guy looks normal when they're shiny bald but apparently not

>>77324960
you're obsessed with white people, whytabol

>>77325027
>USA
1776'd

>>77325046
t. buttblasted wonderboifag

>>77325026
>>77325028
nope

People keep saying boxers hit harder than mma fighters?

Is there any truth to that?

>>77325060
>conceding woodley is a shit
at least we can be reasonable

>>77325068

lmao bro how you gonna talk shit when i choked your ass out and none of your "boys" even stepped in to help you

>>77325056
I think he looks great

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4M9bAZatWE

does MMA have the most meme-savvy fanbase in all of sports?

>>77325087

his forehead sticks out too much. he looks like megamind

>>77325081
>conceding your a buttblasted wondertard
same to you

>>77325077
Floyd doesn't hit harder than Mendes

>>77325077
yes.

>>77325094
Are you implying he's not a pasty larping fag who listens to yung thug

>>77325103
thompson won the first fight, second fight shouldn't have happened

>affirmative action strikes again

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>>77325094
hush lil baby dont you cry

everything's gonna be alright

>>77325077
They train to punch incredible amounts. The technique and training is designed for that. It might not be by much on average but its there.

>>77325087
I thought his hair had receded far

>>77325077
Some, Floyd doesn't

>>77325077
Idk but accuracy probably plays a huge role. Not every MMA fighter is a great striker

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>>77325114

>>77325118
?

>>77325114
>thompson won the first fight
Which rounds did he win exactly? We can definitely rule out 1 and 4 which could both be 10-8's but let's hear the extent of your retardation my man.

>>77325134
No thanks, /heem/ isn't for discussion. There are far better places for that. ;^)

Thompson honestly won though, all memes aside


I had money on Woodley though so I am not mad

>>77324741
>chest tattoo
>tattoo at all

Disgust.

>>77325141
Oh so you're just an idiot lmao gotcha

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>>77325146
>no judge ever scored either fight for wonderboy

>>77325157
We both know I'm right I have zero to prove.

Enjoy begging for (You)s.

>>77325020
Maia is fucked, do you remember how bad he gassed against Rory? If he can't get woodley down early he's getting slept. Maia was able to get Rory down early so maybe he has same luck with tyrone

>Thompson won the first fight
Imagine being this stupid

>>77325169
I don't get how though

>>77325027
Hendo even has a hotter daughter than Bisbong.

race b8 turby is probably my favourite persona

how can you do joojeesu 24 hours a day for 20 years and still be as soft looking as maia

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>woodley is any good

imagine living this lie

>>77325194
You are super mad kiddo :^) >>77324960

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>>77324935

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>>77325188
Woodley clearly won the first fight
>scored a draw
The second fight was clearly a draw
>scored for Woodley
mfw

>>77325209
punished lawler will come back with a vengeance

What will you do when The UFC goes out of business?

>>77324935
That beard makes him look like Yakub

>>77325182
No one said that idiot

>>77325234
watch belator, the best fighters will have to be somewhere

idgaf the name of the organisation that is

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>>77325179
He has to backpack him and put him away immediately or he loses. With only a month to cobble a training camp together he may not even be able to keep his energy level up as long as he did against Masvidal

>>77325228
?

>>77325217
>missing chromosome
>missing
Amazing how many dumb people there are on this planet

>>77325246
Can't read? >>77325114

>>77324801
If we're gonna predict let's do it like men. 1 point for each time you're correct:
Bones, R4, Sub, RNC POTN
Woodley, R2, TKO, ground n pound POTN
Cyborg, R3, TKO, "Travis Browne" elbow
Cowboy, Decision, split, FOTN
Oezdimir, R3, Sub, RNC
Screencap me boys

>>77325258
>tfw no girl dumb enough to marry me

Truth hurts

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Jones by submission is value

>>77325251
>gameplan
it's always the same gameplan for him

>>77325258
>what is cri du chat symptom
I know you have it though

>>77325209
woodley could be very good. he's could be the best we have ever seen, and just had horrible match-ups and fluke wins over dong and condito so we don't trust his skills.

time will tell, but there is no signs he isn't very elite, besides all champs should be beatable, makes their fights fun

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>>77325179
Rory still managed to pull through it.

He only had 5 weeks to train for this one so I'm almost positive his gas tank is even worse in the dumps than it was against Masvidal.

I'm fucking gutted for him, Maia deserved more.

>>77325275
i'd be down for doing a picks points system but it couldn't be for like 100 picks. Maybe 10 or something

>>77325215
I'm serious it's one of the best themes

>>77325234
Yfw danas running the ufc into the ground right now for the Fertittas to buy back at a profit. 5d chess my man

>>77325305
Woodley will gas first screencap this

Ever notice how all the goats are either black or part black?

1. Anderson Silva
2. Jon Jones
3. Daniel Cormier
4. Benson Henderson
5. Rhonda Rhousey
6. Platinum Perry
7. Francis Ngannou
8. Demetrious Johnson

Really makes you think huh?

>>77325314
How come Ari hasn't figured out that Dana is still loyal to the Frittata brothers?

I guarantee T-Wood will KO the weak chalkskin in under 1 minute. Screen cap this.

>>77325270
I apologise I thought you was talking to me

>>77325330
think you'll find a lot of that has to do with the demographic fighters come from

how many come from wealthy parents who aren't divorced?

>>77325314
psh, he has made enough he runs it deep and buys it for himself

emdeddeds run 24/7 has we watch dana work up new cards and deal with drama

>>77325295
Not talking about the gameplan so much, it's more about having to seal the deal. If he fails to submit Woodley like he did Masvidal he ain't winning

>>77325341

done.

>>77325330
>Anderson Silva


Pretty sure he's latino lad

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anybody else more excited about Rizin than 214?

>>77325308
If I predict perfectly that's only 22 possible points. Not that many to track. Plus the average for people will be around 8 since picking the winner is easy but the round and method takes a god to predict

Other than giving free rides to Cynthia Calvillo on his private jet, what is Dana White's job exactly? Seems like his job description is just, "Make sure you hit arms every day so that you have energy to break up a brawl during a staredown"

>>77325363
no

Uh guys?

Why did Bovada lock the bets for Jones vs DC?

>>77325363
Rena looks semi-impressive.

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>>77325330
>Benson Henderson

>>77325363
Give me five (5) reasons why I should be excited for Rizin

>>77325363
>anyone excited for mandrama
For sure stay in your lane. Only fun when it's new year's eve and you need to stop being depressed from realizing you haven't accomplished anything all year.

Demian Maia seems like such a great dad

>>77325341
Id say he'll have knocked him out before 2:30 of the second. screencap me

>>77325341

he won't though he will make the most boring fight possible and the second he loses the belt he will get the Shields treatment

Dana will never let Woodley main even again after he puts everyone to sleep again hanging out on the cage Saturday

Old man Maia will probably retire on the shittiest split decision and say something nice about Chester

>>77325330
>Goat
>Francis Ngannou
Nigga hasn't even fought for a title yet. Shit, he hasn't even fought someone in the top 5 yet. Calm down son

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>>77325397
>ground stomps in all the fights
>steroid monkeys
>Gabi has a good chance of getting heem'd stiff
>Reina is gonna meme all over another BIGG girl
>Tenshin is like 18 and has over 200 ammy fights and is gonna probably be a Japan MMA legend

>>77325421
that would be amazing

>>77325376

his job is to be the id of the UFC and all the emotions that come with it and the person you yell at when the actual owners do things you don't like

Dana is an actor

>>77325291
why is it? What are the odds?

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wait a sec, Gabi is fighting a huge russian tank woman?

Does anyone have a webm of Kahlil rountree's finish from the scotland card? I was at work.

>>77325228
>Woodley clearly won the first fight
I don't think so, 3 rounds to Stephen 2 to Tyron but 1 10-8 so I was fine with the result
>The second fight was clearly a draw
I have no idea how they gave round 2 to Woodley and round 5 was not a 10 8
Woodley 2 10-9s Stephen 3 10-9s

How did you score it?

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>>77325482

>>77325427
After he heems JDS what will you say?

Anyone else just love watching DC and Jones media? They argue over the stupidest shit and the way Jon seems to bring out the cornball in DC and the way DC enables Sociopath Jones is just hilarious

>>77325431
>Tenshin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZDb0AePrI8

unironically moves like goobs

>>77325459
+500 or 5/1

Cause he's a blue belt

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>>77325499
I love the succ memes

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>mfw Paul Craig is Paul Craig near me

>>77325431
Thicc but no ass

>>77325508
I don't like it, I think it will go to points

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>>77324801
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77325497
Nothing jds is a nobody now. The game out evolved him

>>77325495
Thanks, but do you happen to have a replay or one from a differnet angle? I cant really see which punch dropped him. Weird to see him embracing the dark side like that post-KO though. He seemed like such a nice guy on TUF. He also had 0 emotion after murdering Jolly with those knees.

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>>77325508
Machida is a black belt.

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>>77325544

>>77325544
Jolly is a fucking pussy
>Muh eye, I can't see

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>>77325516
i laughed hard as shit when that happened

>>77325458
This is very well put. It's something that's never lost on me when people here start LARPing as Uncle Dana

>>77325546
He's stupid

>>77325291
Upset you bad huh?

What if every card they brought in a popular pornstar, and the winner of each fight gets a quick five minutes with her in the cage?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/You%20will%20literally%20never/

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>>77324801

Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77325602

We would actually get to see if Jon's dick works on Saturday... also what 'sandblasting' actually means

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>>77325566
Thanks mate, you're aces

>>77325572
We know you did Calendarbro

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>>77324801
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

How many bongs left?

>>77324741
is this really the queen of heem?

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>>77324741
not even close tbqh

Why do we sit here and pretend DC is a "good" person and like it matters?

>>77325689
was that before the tits?

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>>77325701
Seems like kind of an asshole to me

is that dick really gonna show up for 214?

>>77325709
no

how DC give Jon the succ if Jon need banned pills for his TJ

>>77325773
where is july calendar?

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>>77325792

>>77325799
thanks calendarni**er

kinda disappointed with this rizin card, pretty much just memes this time since literal who's.

>>77325843
im starting to think "literal who" is code language for "im a casual"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtx2-5ByqHw

Demian Maia walkout song for ufc 214

>>77325863
i just find it strange how few of the fighters on card are on losing streak

>>77325863
tbf doesn't the main even have a combined 6 wins or something low like that?

>>77325874
https://youtu.be/dVGINIsLnqU

>>77325883
>http://www.sherdog.com/events/Rizin-Fighting-World-Grand-Prix-2017-Bantamweight-Tournament-1st-Round-60303

>>77325843
yea Rizin clearly has a small bank of fighters to choose from for their matchups

>>77325902
it's only going to grow, wish em the best

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>>77325883
are you stupid or dumb?

>>77325876
you want fighters on losing streaks?

>>77325897
>>77325947
My bad i looked the first guys in picksguy picks and thought that was main event

>>77319326
>>77319326

>>77325709
2008 so yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fehstgxCZRY

skip to 6 20

did you guys know Joe can go to jail for recommending someone to the ufc or some shit?

POUND-FOR-POUND
1 Demetrious Johnson
2 Conor McGregor
3 Daniel Cormier
4 Stipe Miocic
5 Chris Weidman
6 Max Holloway
7 Cody Garbrandt
8 Joanna Jedrzejczyk
9 Tyron Woodley
10 Jon Jones
11 Dominick Cruz
12 Jose Aldo
13 Amanda Nunes
14 Robert Whittaker
15 TJ Dillashaw

>>77326128
why nunes

thats a nice Weidman you got there

Luke Thomas absolutely BTFO by Jon Jones

https://youtu.be/l8GOzqOcs-I?t=4m12s

>"I don't really like you so I'm not gonna answer your question"
How will the cuckmeister ever recover?

>>77325209
fuckin NASTY elbows

>>77326148
Should have said "I don't like you either, I'm just doing my job. How about you try that without fucking it up?"

>>77326148
>dear whoever the fuck you are, I dont like you and I will not answer your question, your question = wgaf

>>77326148
>
Why he doesn't like Luke?

>>77326148

Good 'mma journalism' is fucking celebrity gossip

>>77326148
I guess Jones is /heem/'s choice for this fight.

>>77326195
>Why he doesn't like Luke?
I don't really like you anon so I'm not gonna answer your question.

Anybody else sick and tired of this sperg spamming this ugly blonde can on every thread?

I hope this bitch gets her ass beat.

>>77326238

fuck you commie

>>77326208

I just want Jon Jones to burn down LHW and HW with his autism

>>77326247
1-4 in her UFC tenure.

How the fuck is she still with the company?

>>77326257
why are americans so dense

>>77326206
>>77326206
Yeah, it's pretty bad. I used to tolerate Ariel, but now it's obvious to me that the dude just tries to provoke some sort of reaction from fighters. And the way he spilled the beans about Brock is just TMZ tier. Fuck that guy.

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>>77324935

>>77326267
For her "looks"?

Get out of here

>>77326279
no cos she sucks a mean dick

>>77326269
>>77326206
The problem with 'mma' journalism is they don't have many ex-fighters doing it so we can get a good analysis of whats going on

instead its just HOLY SHIT JON JONES TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF

HEADLINE NEWS

theirs a dude on vice's fightland thats pretty good at breaking down fights

>>77326269
Ariel is fantastic at leading questions and its painful to watch fighters who don't know any better fall into his click-bait traps

If they banned him for life I honestly wouldn't care

>>77326290

Fightland closed down which is a shame I loved reading the fight breakdowns

but you're right
>Jack Slack
>Connor Ruebusch
>BJJ Scout
>Dom Cruz
>Lawrence Kenshin

could all ask fantastic insightful questions about the fight and gameplanning and finer points on striking but instead we just get drama

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>the only two UFC fighters who have tried to take Woodley down are Shields and Rory

>>77326195
>liking a milquetoast liberal douchebag

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cyborg is gonna get sheemed and jones will be succed top a split decision loss

screencap this post

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>>77326195
He's a klingon.

>>77326345

This might actually be the best girl Cyborg ever fought and I hope she loses I'm tired of her shit

>>77326345
lmao

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>>77324801
DC
T-Wood
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77326390
She failed to make it to the TUF 135 house m8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH_gWgDPz7E

>Nervous giggle after he gets choked for the next five minutes
Joe's a MUNSTER.

>>77326418
Raquel Pennington is a future champion.

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>>77326345
>jones will be succed

not this time,kiddo

>>77326429
Heh, nice outfit goober!

>>77326390
>might be
Is. She is more well rounded now than Gina was. More than one of Cyborg's opponents in invicta had less than 10 professional fights when she fought them, one was 5'9 and proably closer to a Flyweight than she was a bantamweight.

>>77326452
She's not better than Coenen.

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>>77326452
meant to include this

>>77326429
>rogaine's projection turns into full rage
other dude handled that like a champ

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>>77326478
Correct.

>>77326480
But Joe is correct. The other dude's argument was "NUH-UH". Joe BTFO him mentally and physically.

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>>77325499
It's funnier cause it's not two retards trying to sound tough like mcgregor vs whoever, it's just two guys arguing for 5 minutes

>>77326494
no he really wasn't correct and blew up like the baybay he actually is, the projection is real and the fact that you can't see it is telling to say the least tbqh.

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>>77326506
t. The guy who got embarrassed mentally and physically by Joe Rogan.

Sad!

>>77326522
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4Uqf2iX4vRhbW1kTmN6dWxyQnc

here you go my guy

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>>77326531
Thank you lad.

>Tfw all I wanted in life was a head of Emil Meek

don't you wish you had someone that loved you sperg? you'll be alone forever

>>77324801

Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

>>77326522
>the head of a man who's about to be given brain damage by a midget pensioner

>imagine spending your life creating fake personalities on a Mongolian knitting fanboard

I love fucking women, myself.

>>77325077
The ceiling's definitely higher for boxers per weight class.

J O N
T W O
S U C C

EXTREMELY CRINGY VIDEO ON JOANNAS INSTAGRAM STORY

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>last fight was close decision with judges known to help JBJ


DC

>best form of his career

>confident

>playing mind games

>amazing ground game

>dominated Gustafsson

>calm and confident at the pre-fight press conference


JBJ

>probably worst form of his career

>mentally destroyed

>rusty as fuck, haven't fought in a year

>his biggest weapon taken away from him (distance keeping by eyepokes)

>still partying

>terrible ground game

>got dominated and lost to Gustafsson

>completely shook at the pre-fight press conference

>fucking shook in vlogs, his teammates know this so they're sucking his dick the whole time


Literally explain why is everyone on Jon's dick.

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>>77324801
Bones
Woodley
Robot
Cowboy
Oezdemir

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>>77326652
>>got dominated and lost to Gustafsson

Check the record, bud.

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>>77326652
he's the GOAT

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>>77326625
you gotta learn to webm

>>77326652
>>still partying
I heard he regularly goes to house parties sometimes because he can't go out in public every night. Albuquerque house parties are pretty coke heavy, too.

>>77326669
Delet this

>>77326669
tfw you will never taste her sweet sweat

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>>77326652
>dominated Gustafsson
>probably worst form of his career
>mentally destroyed
>terrible ground game
>got dominated and lost to Gustafsson
>completely shook at the pre-fight press conference

>>77326331
My coaches don't have a lot of respect for Ariel Hawani or the writers at bloodyelbow, or sherdog, or UG. But they love the hell out of Jack Slack, BJJ Scout, and Lawrence Kenshin

is cyborgs opponent better on the ground than her?

>>77326704
doubt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYiM59fp_-A

Bas thinks Cormier will win.

>tfw banned on heem for UFC 214

Its not fair

>>77326724
bas has confirmed CTE though so his opinion holds as much water as brendun's

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>>77326728
Yeah same here. Seems like the mods did a clean sweep. I don't get how they go on banning sprees like this but never ban the spammers

How do sites like mmajunkie and mmafighting get traffic? All of their content is just reactionary drivel to youtube videos, social media posts and podcasts.
Calling them paparazzis would be an insult to actual paparazzis since those guys actually lift their asses off the couch more often than once a month when the source of all their content happens to hold an event in close proximity to their residence.
I'm positive the only reason UFC keeps giving these fanboys posing as journalists press credentials is because no one else has stepped up and guys with actual talent >>77326331 don't give two fucks about how on a scale from 1 to 10 Jon Jones rates his 20's.
The UFC should just hire one or two college kids to gather and filter fan questions for press conferences through social media and put 4 or more mouthpieces in front row to pose as journalists to shut off these leeches. Because we all know if just outright ban them from attending Jewriel Smellwani and Cuck Thomas are gonna once again go cry crocodile tears on their shows and send their mouthbreathing twitter followers on the attack to spam hate at our guy Dana and complain how the UFC is preventing """"""""""""""serious journalism"""""""""""" from happening and (((hard hitting questions))) from being asked.
I'm glad Schaub's podcast has taken off. I'm thrilled Chael, Bisping, Frank Mir and bunch of other fighters are taking control of their own media coverage and hopefully gain even more following to the point that doing loaded questions about my personal life hour with the mma jew becomes a passable chore.

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>Jon's middle name is Dwight

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>>77326724
wtf i hate bas now

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>>77326724
The only opinion that matters is Chael's

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>mfw could heem every in this thread

https://twitter.com/MMA_Jim/status/890333937590878208

Chris Avila missed weight for his next fight. So did his opponent.

Does having thick, muscular legs and glutes help you in fighting? Like does it translate to advantages in striking or grappling?

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>>77326669

What is this sweetsweat bullshit I see every athlete shilling?

>>77326799

You say that but when I slammed your head against the wall in front of all your friends you didn't do jack shit.

>>77326824
The stronger your bunda, the more power you can generate in a punch.

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>best left-hand of mma

Huh, I just tried to enroll in classes and it turns out that I was withdrawn from university a few months ago.

I should probably deal with that.

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TWO SUCCS???

>>77326884
don't bother

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>>77326901
Get rid of that shit in the top right laddy.

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>>77326876
Made Siver look like Barnett

>>77326884

Fuck it dude wait till after Saturday.

Actually isn't Rizin on Sunday? Fuck it, do it next week.

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>>77326905
>>77326911
Let's be honest, I won't.

>>77326914

Fackin oath cuz

Cyborg opponent have a chance?

>>77327002
Any woman with two hands has a fighting chance.

>>77327008
>but she have not a dick..

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The champs 5 years ago on this date

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Jones opponent have a chance?

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>THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... THE NOTORIOUS CONOR MCGREGOR!!!

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>Limp noodle
>We'll bring a towel just in case
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
I want to like him but he makes it nearly impossible.

>>77327028
It was on this day that the MMA fans of the world finally realised that Dana White is in fact the best promoter in history.

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>>77324801
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77326984

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ePXA5lbqk

that literally who has the best chin of all time

>>77327029
DC is super likeable when he isn't around Jones. He is a good guy irl.

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>>77327029
Seems to me like you have a limp noodle, young man.

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>>77327048
>He is a good guy

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>tfw you knock out some clinch/TD spamming faggot in ufc 2 and make him rage quit before the replay

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>>77327048

>>77327075
>with your custom 99 in everything character with jon jones attributes
eat a dic queer

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>>77326837
>implying I have friends

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>tfw you can't bring yourself to be excited for 214 because you know in your heart of hearts that JJ/DC 2 will never happen

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>>77327106
4chan is contrarian but then wouldn't it be contrarian to be a DC fan on 4chan?

>>77327107
>implying
I only play ranked middleweight because in every other weight class everyone picks the most overpowered fighters. I main Jacare (and I always try to stand-up, not use the shitty wrestling system) and the guy I just fought against was playing Anderson Silva.

I don't think ranked even allows for custom characters.

You could never succ me Jon.

>>77327122
I would heem you into oblivion, frog

>>77327134
I wish somebody would.