/heem/

fav fem figt?er

>>77329161
lmao

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Do you really think that Jones and DC are fighting on Saturday?

Really?

>>77329167
I won't believe it until the cage door closes

>>77329167
I'm ready for DC to pull another 206.2

>>77329185
>nate running from michael

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>>77329161

>>77329167

They can't possibly fuck it up a 5th time

Can fighters take a snack inbetween rounds on the stool? I'd eat an eggroll and heem a fool in 2nd.

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>>77329209
>I'd eat an eggroll and heem a fool in 2nd.

>>77329161
Kyra Batara

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>>77329156
>she is back!

>>77329209
You'd end up like that super heavyweight who lost by throwing up

Will "ring rust" be a factor for Jones?

>>77329229
Paddy the Baddy is a lw, innit?

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NEW SUCCBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltoDmMHkwS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltoDmMHkwS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltoDmMHkwS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltoDmMHkwS8
NEW SUCCBEDDED

>>77329237
doubt.gif

>>77329240
Thanks

Jones' bald head is creepy af desu

>>77329239
Different guy but I forgot about paddy throwing up blood during his post fight

>>77329174
>Cage Door Closes
>Swat Team Come Down on Ropes
>Jon Jones, We're arresting you for the murder of 3 hookers who throat slit cocaine covered bodies were found at your apartment earlier today


>SHHEEEEIIIIITTTTTT

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>>77329267
He's got that HGH eyebrow going on.

>>77329288
That was allegedly gatorade, but yeppers.

>>77329240

Jones is eating pancakes to fuck with DC

ahahahahhaa

>>77329293
>HGH eyebrow
kek
wasn't aware this was a thing desu

>>77329240
3 PANCAKES

>Jones eatinf pancakes in embedded
The curse has been cast

He will lose there is no question now. Bet on DC by tko, bet the house im serious

>>77329300
brow ridge growth is common in GH users, McGregor came back looking way different after his injury as a result

Hahahahaha holy hit look how sad and pathetic DC fans are:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6puj80/a_reminder_of_why_daniel_cormier_justifiably/

>In a promotional event for UFC 178, Jones harshly pressed his forward against Cormier's head and ignited a reciprocated shove.

Imagine being the kind of bitchmade loser that would write that.

>>77329319
Joanna broke the curse.

>>77329319

Jones can't make weight

DC busted for having a coked up hooker inject him with Steroids

>>77329330
I dont understand how these kind of people even get into mma in the first place

>>77329319
>DC walks out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV9uCOobpHU

>>77329342
they watched bully beatdown and actually cheer the mma fighters and not the bullies

goofs

If Jon wins, Gus gets the title shot.

If Daniel wins, Manuwa gets the title shot.

Is this correct?

Does Jon have elite athleticism or is it just elite for MMA?

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Tbh, Lawler vs Cerrone is the fight I'm looking forward to the most.

>>77329367
He's 6'4 and he can't dunk.

>>77329367
His brothers are all NFL players so genetically he's pretty elite

>>77329374
Is dunking overrated?

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Holy shit

How many pancakes is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltoDmMHkwS8&feature=youtu.be&t=189

jesus christ, evinger is so disgusting

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>I don't really like you Luke so I'm not going to answer your question

Hahaha, and the question was fucking horrible.

>>77329412
It was great but it seems like a lot of people bringing it up dont know that he was doing to Luke what Tito did to Helwani like 6 years ago.

>>77329396
10 steroid pancakes

>>77329412
jon definitley browses /heem/

>>77329406
Evinger looks like she got chlamydia from beating up a truck stop hooker.

TWO CHAIRS

>>77329370
wonder what she looks like without the wig

http://www.flocombat.com/article/59498-chael-sonnen-jon-jones-beats-daniel-cormier-easily-at-ufc-214

>"When a younger fighter beats an older fighter and then they rematch...the younger fighter wins again only easier," Sonnen told FloCombat. "That is the rule of fighting and holds true in boxing, wrestling or MMA. You would have to go back and search two decades to find a scenario where that didn't happen.

>>77329406

Evinger looks like the 26 gas station employee that would sell weed to high school kids and then try to smoke with them

>>77329444
ruh roh

>>77329444
Time to load up on DC.

>>77329444

DC has had 5 training camps for Jones

5

how fucking hilarious would it be if he still couldn't beat him?

>>77329330
oh man i didn't know about cormier's dead child

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>>77329442

Why do so many black girls have shit tier hair?

That's my #1 concern with banging a blackie.

>>77329455
Jon Jones has had 5 training camps for DC

5

how fucking hilarious would it be if he couldn't beat him again?

>>77329444
how many more signs do you need, another confirmation that DC is going to win

The shaven head
Off steroids
Embedded pancakes, and now this???

>>77329330
PLEASE stay on Reddit

>>77329444
I can't think of an example where he's wrong though

>>77329462
Your #1 concern should be that 1 inch cock of yours

>>77329462
I love afros/curly hair desu

>>77329475
Of Chael picking wrong, or of the other thing? Because Chael is arguably the worst picker in MMA history.

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>This long haired man comes up to you and says he wants to be on your balls
What do?

>>77329480
You also love filthy pajeet food, disgusting!

>>77329484
Older fighters losing to younger guys then rematching

>>77329444
>What is Rockhold Bisping 2?

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>>77329444
>believing anything Chael Sonnen says

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>>77329480

Yeah but they rarely keep it natural. They always straighten it or wear wigs or w/e.

>>77329477

I'm 6'10'', pretty sure I have the biggest cock in heem.

>>77329502
Luke wins that fight 9/10 times

>>77329501
BJ Penn/Matt Hughes.

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>>77329473
heem is /r/mma's submissive gf

>>77329493
kek
come on lad, curry is unironically great

>>77329475
Bisping-Rockhold

>>77329525
With what? His world class boxing and headbutts?

>>77329536
It's gross, for me it's samosas and naan. Nothing else

>>77329554
no love for onion bhajis??

>>77329549
There's a reason why Bisping doesn't want a rematch

Post your picks for UFC 214.

>Jones
>Woodley
>Evinger
>Lawler
>Manuwa
>Lamas
>Barao
>Carneiro
>Fili
>Shelton
>Albu
>Dober

>>77329563
They had the rematch. Bisping knocked out Luke. Luke has been broken ever since. There's literally no reason to make a trilogy at the moment

>>77329525
Kek, what a pathetic argument. Luke lost like a bitch in the rematch budddeehhh

>>77329581
>There's literally no reason to make a trilogy at the moment

It was short notice and they're 1-1.

>>77329562
Nah, maybe pakoras. That's about it, I used to work making Indian food. Disgusting people and food. One older lady had a straight up goatee that she would trim, threw me off so hard walking up break room my first day and saw woman with beard net(Mexicans would call her the brush), never again!

>>77329580
>evinger
hehe, funny

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Jessica Eye is 31 today. Say something nice about her.

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>>77329588
You're just mad because Luke surfs

>>77329590
Cool. Youre one of 5 people that think a 3rd fight is necessary right now

We obviously need Fronkie-Gray 4 as well

>>77329596
I'm picking her because I want to see Cyborg lose more than any other reason
But I do think she has a chance, she's a pretty good grappler, and Cyborg looked pretty bad on the mat against Gina Carano

>>77329581
He beat the beaks off Bisping in the first fight. If Whittaker isnt ready before the end of the year rockhold-bisping 3 is the fight to make

>>77329593
lmao
makes sense to hate it with your bad experience
one of my friends in primary/middle school was indian and his uncles owned a restaurant I'd go to, and they were all cool
don't really know any other indians desu

>>77329444
CHAEL WHY

>>77329444
Cain and Junior

>>77329612
Bisping would be the underdog and you know it.

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>>77329612
I wouldn't mind seeing it again after Whittaker wins the belt, assuming Bisping doesn't retire and Rockhold beats Branch. It would make sense in terms of rankings, and they have history with each other.

>>77329622
The first fight was fairly competitive until the headbutt and eye poke

>Rockhold-Bisping 3 is the fight to make

Said no one with any sincerity, ever

>>77329629
Also JDS/Stipe.

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>>77329626
You're alright Itarybro

DC is a mental weakling, going in a fight with all this frustration and anger and inferiority complex.

>>77329630
All youre telling me is that people are stupid like you. I knew that.

>>77329612
Thats not even a relevant fight to make, this would be more like getting Frankie aldo 3 if Frankie had won the second fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltoDmMHkwS8

>Jon eating pancakes

He's gonna miss weight isnt he?

>>77329330
All of this is spot on though

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>>77329612

FRONKIE IM COMING FOR YOU

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Is this even Jon Jones?

>>77329660
>bisping would win the third fight against Luke on a full camp without a leg injury

Yes, *I'm* the stupid one. Okay.

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>>77329444
>tfw I haven't done my picks yet

Thank you based chael I'll make sure to pick DC now

>When DC was in Junior High, his friend from school was killed in a car crash.
>A year after that, his cousin was also killed in a car crash.
>In 2003, Cormier's 3 month old daughter was killed in a car crash. He did not have another child until nearly 10 years later, in 2011.

hmm, something dodgy going on here. DC...

>>77329686

He looks like that one black bald basketball players

>>77329680
THIS ISN'T OVER FRONKIE

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>>77329657
>inferiority complex

Can't believe Jon didn't pick up on that and call him a manlet or pat him on the head. DC would break so easily.

>>77329645
Have you never seen Bisping lose? The guy makes excuses for everything. Bisping would lose 9/10 to anyone in the top 5 at mw. The guy lucked into a title and has been able to get easy defenses because he's been a company man for so long

>>77329648
Thanks la, you too

How come Condit is still #5 WW when his last win was two years ago? I thought WW was stacked?

>>77329697

>Bisping would lose 9/10 to anyone in the top 5 at mw.

kek no chance

>>77329702
MMAmath.

@77329687
If you wanted a (You) you couldve said so

>>77329702

Anderson Silva is #6 at MW with 1 win since 2012

>>77329702

Stacked with cans.

>>77329702
Dudes retired I don't know why he's still ranked. Damn shame welterweight sucks now it used to be great

>>77329690
The woman driving the car with DC's daughter had a history of drug and alcohol abuse and was intoxicated at the time. DC wasn't in his kid's life, the little girls' mom was raising her alone.

>>77329657
Really?

DC is answering the question that he is over it, not saying that out of nowhere. It makes him look like he does but it is only because he is asked the god damn question.

Jones is the one not holding his calm and saying fuck DC or trying to get to him all the while making outright silly make believe statements like I am the Alpha I am the superior.

Which country has the best crowds? My pick is the Aussies or Japanese.

>>77329657

>DC is a mental weakling

Jones is the one who popped for roids and gets mega triggered if anyone implies he did them

Even though he popped for them

Does anybody else notice that DC is pretty eloquent and good with words when he is talking about anything else than the Jon Jones rematch?!

I think this really gets to him, also he has been bullied as a kid and he just panics verbally when he feels his opponent has the advantage.
He reminds me of myself, I always sucked at trash talking when I knew deep inside that I couldnt do shit cause the bully was too big for me or had too many friends with him...

>>77329707
>Ducked yoel
>Ducked Jacare
>Trying to duck Whittaker with a gsp fight
>Avoiding rematch with Luke
>Worse than gegard at everything
Fucking Weidman would probably be a betting favorite if they fought

>>77329686
Jones hormones are all fucked up from stopping peds he looks paler and is losing his hair because of it man

>>77329752
He'd clown on Bisping's non-existent TDD and probably get a TKO.

>>77329752

>The UFC tells him he's fighting GSP
>ok.jpg
>OMG HE'S SO SCARED LOOK HE'S RUNNING FROM THE DIVISION

delusional

>>77329749
DC is SHOOK mentally and you'd have to be a mental manlet to not see it

>>77329767

>Bisping's non-existent TDD

t. never seen the shael fight

>>77329752
>avoid a rematch with a guy you flatlined and hasnt even bothered to fight since

Lol you guys are so desperate

>>77329764
>all of that protruding facial bone structure

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>BidGOAT is ducking Rockhol......

>>77329774
Have you never seen the Kennedy fight?

>>77329769
Gsp would rather move up in weight to fight Bisping than fight Tyron. That should tell you all you need to know

>>77329690
>In 2003, Cormier's 3 month old daughter was killed in a car crash. He did not have another child until nearly 10 years later, in 2011.
Damn...

>>77329798

Ok? Thats one fight in his whole career

>>77329785
>All known ped users

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Wrestling Observer Newsletter. Lots of MMA stuff this week. Articles about TV rights, ratings, new weight classes (great read), the true history of the invention of MMA, plus tons of news in general. I filtered out all the wresting stuff, so it's just the MMA.

https://pastebin.com/PjT0pen6

>>77329752

only thing more inactive than Rockhold is your brain

>>77329657
I don't think that's how fighting works Anatoly. I don't like DC either because he's a bitch but I can't overlook his abilities in the octagon. He has boundless confidence and skills.

You're talking about a guy who wobbled Anthony fucking Johnson in the very first round with an overhand when everyone was saying that DC was gonna lay pray.

You're talking about a guy who ate flush knees to the chin from a freaking giant and came out on top in the end.

And last but not least, he trains with better dudes. Jon is still stuck in Gre/Winklememe where he spars with John Dodson and Andrei Arlovski probably.

It just occurred to me the bisping hasn't really ducked anyone. It's just the ufc tucking him away so they can make money with gsp. Gsp is the really ducker in this situation because he'll only fight bisping.

The ufc has no stake in Micheal other than the fact that he's the only one that can fight gsp. There's literally no reason to keep the bet in his hands

>>77329690
>Jones making comments about DCs kids
WTF I hate Jones now

>>77329818
He's got a fight scheduled though he's only been out a year

Alexandra Albu
Eric Shelton
Drew Dober
+370

Renan Baroa
+110


These seem good

>>77329828
Who are you quoting?

>>77329827

BisGOAT is one of the only PPV draws they have now, with Conor boxing, Honda ded, GSP honey dicking, Brock roiding and Anderson irrelevant now BisGOAT is one of like 2 people in the UFC now who can do over 250k buys

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>>77329827
>bisping hasn't really ducked anyone.

>>77329827
They've pushed Bisping from the beginning because he was the only British fighter that was competitive

>>77329854

>Who is Brad "Literally defeated the Manlet GOAT" Pickett

>>77329823
>Deny the influence of mental state on the outcome
>In post Aldo era

>>77329854
>McGoober isn't competitive

>>77329863
Pickett was in the wec you mong

>>77329847
Fighters don't make the fights my man. Bisping not getting deleted by yoel is just a fortunate consequence of gsp deciding to open his mouth. You think the ufc wouldn't want Whittaker or rockhold to be champ of MW if gsp wasn't involved?

>>77329875

Still beat him you cunt

>>77329854
>the absolute state of your mma knowledge

>>77329845
Jones was saying stuff about DCs kids before summer kickoff conference

>>77329827
Did you not see yesterday Dana saying that the Bisping ship has sailed with GSP?

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>>77328331

Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this lewd lieutenant?
Who is this meat major?
Who is this cunt colonel?
Who is this wiener witch?
Who is this phallus phalanx?
Who is this cock commandant?
Who is this dong deity?
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
Who is this jizz wiz?
Who is this benis burglar?
Who is this wang waxer?
Who is this schlong sentinel?
Who is this dick dastard?
Who is this jizz jezebel?
Who is this tally wacker packer?
Who is this schlong sorcerrer?
Who is this weenie genie?
Who is this chode road?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-srTvXH5bo

>McGreger
>natty
choose one

>>77329873
Bisping has gotten pushed since he came out of tuf. The UFC was trying to break into the British market, so they spent a lot of time trying to build him up

DC has nearly 0 chance of winning. Jones is the better man in every facet, DC has no more than a punchers chance.

BisGOAT will KO Whittaker stiff

>>77329890
No he didn't. Why are you making shit up?

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>>77329894

>>77329902

Jones is shook as fuck man

He's gonna panic and gas and get TKO'd in the second

If 1 mighty mouse attracts 150k PPV buys total would 2 mighty mice attract 300k PPV buys total or 75k? Is there a decline when he fights or just very minor incline?

>>77329902
Thanks just put a tenner on DC ITD

>>77329898
That's a big guy hehe

>>77329907
That's a big bum ha

>By the way, those of you who hate WWE speak, where you can’t say wrestlers but that the wrestlers are “superstars” and fans are “WWE Universe” should know that UFC is getting in the game. While it’s not been said to the announcers, for the PR department at UFC, the competitors are no longer “fighters” they are “UFC athletes.

>>77329907

Who is this sexually attractive female

>>77329893
>Unironically believing his lies
He was standing in front of a poster with Jon Jones name on it

>>77329888
Give me one other British fighter that was worth a shit when Bisping started in the ufc. And if you say james Thompson I'm going to laugh at you

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>>77329156
whos ready for kyra?

>>77329909
>Jones is shook as fuck man
I don't see it, what makes you say that?

I see a clinical decision for Bones, even more that the first

>>77329915
>Throwing away money
Burgers in charge of gambling

>>77329933

Alistair Overeem

>>77329796
That left hook against the fence was savage

>>77329938

>I don't see it, what makes you say that?

Bald head, constantly taking his shirt off to show his body. He's trying to convince himself he's tough and the man, its clear as day

>>77329936
>too fat to make weight

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>>77329942
Dutch

>>77329954

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Overeem

>Born: Hounslow, Greater London, England, United Kingdom

>>77329950
See I think it's all real. He's not trying to convince himself he's going down as the GOAT, he knows he is. Bald head looking like a demi god.

>>77329960
Is Brian Stann Japanese?

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>>77329796

I will never forget 199, the leadup and the aftermath, for as long as I live

one the goatest events.

>>77329960
Bisping was born in Cyprus does that make him a cypriot?

>>77329973
Is Alistair Overeem dutch?

>>77329979
Were his parents dutch?

>>77329979
I'm using your logic, Buddeh.

is Bongo Steve a good fighter?

>>77329960
That's like saying obama is Kenyan because he was born in Kenya. He's American because he grew up in america

>>77329986
C'mon cob, we don't have IDs but we do have flags

>>77329993
He was born in Hawaii though

>>77329976

Born on an English military base, its different

>>77329993
If I was born in the Congo to black parents but raised in Japan Am I Japanese?

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>>77329974
>faber coming out to California Love in LA
>that stand and bang moment at the end of holloway/llamas
>that moving tribute to Ali
>Hendo surviving getting dropped and a kimura to kill lombard with a head kick elbow combo
>that main event upset

Truly the GOAT event. I'll remember that night forever.

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Can someone explain reddit to me.

I just went on /r/mma and it's like everyone pays more attention to that fighter's behaviour than the actual fights.

>muh respect
>muh sportsmanship
>muh humble in victory or defeat

There's a fight this weekend and everybody's talking about who's the best role model. Seriously?

Some nerd is giving combat 101 lessons in the form of a thread. This is somehow impressive, but not surprising given most people there don't actually watch the fights.

Who the fuck are these people that go on this website?!

>>77330006
American is not even a thing m8, they believe in "dreams" and stuff over there.

Fairyland.

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>>77330002
I think you'd be surprised

>>77330021

>I just went on /r/mma

Its time for you to leave anon

>>77330021
It's a good news aggregate but the community is a bunch of IRL losers.

If I was born in Conor McGregor who would be your favorite female ufc fighter?

>>77330021
feeble minded Normies

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>>77330021
>Can someone explain reddit to me.

No, don't go there except to grab a stream link.

I just realised that Maia has MMA-math over Woodley by way of Condit-Rory, and Woodley has the same. I wonder if that's happened before in a title fight?

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>>77330016

All that and the card was spicy from the prelims all the way throughout.

I might even watch it all again tonight 2bh.

Masvidal was born and raised in Miami, Florida, to a Cuban father and Peruvian mother

Yet he only claims to be Cuban, I wonder why

>>77329878
Come on, even you don't believe that, Bisping was literally begging for the GSP or Nick Diaz fight, Dana kept flip-flopping on the issue

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>>77330021
This is what a russian boxers piss sample looks like after a 12 round fight

why isn't /heem/ providing fun facts like this

>>77330037

If your new gimmick is going to be posting thicc bundas with every post then I have to tell you I support you 100%

miss CHANDLER HELP ME posting

>>77330055
Why's he pissing in a glass of cherry coke?

>>77330056
>new

I always post THICC.

>>77330037
What's your thoughts on MMA, Croatia? post mr

>>77330055
wow that ice tea looks really strong, better put some more water in it

>>77329909
>the man who at the age of 23 opens championship bout with a flying knee against Shogun Rua
>shook as fuck

Do you think about what you write before you click send at all ?

>>77330055
they are but they don't get upvoted to the top so if you miss it you miss it

this is why you need to be here 24/7 to get the most of it

>>77330049
Diaz Bisping would have been hilarious

UFC 178 would have been the goat event had Dustin not lost

>>77330039
Nobody worth a lick continued adding MMA math after Penn vs Sanchez

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>>77329909
>>77329902

You're both idiots

>>77330077

So thats means you can never ever be shook?

Be more polish

>>77330049


The ufc saw opportunity there and went for it because at the end of the day, the decision comes from the top down starting with the ufc. For what reason would they give bisping whatever he desired?

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http://www.espn.com.au/mma/story/_/id/20134014/scouting-report-mma-trainers-break-predict-daniel-cormier-jon-jones

Spoiler: Nobody picks Cormier.

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>>77330067
thanks boi, it balances out the homoeroticism naturally associated with mma

>>77330082
>we'll never see a Nick fight again
I always really enjoyed his fights

>fight starts
>"and talking time is over"
>"well, talking time isn't over because Nick is going to talk the entire fight"
I can't remember what fight this was when the commentators said this but it wasn't Joe and Goldie I don't think

>>77330106
lol that's heartbreaking but true

>>77330037
dude i already masturbated twice today stop that shit

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>>77330106
>tfw I'll be right about McGregor and Cormier winning
>tfw will he so rich I won't ever have to work again

>>77330138
Come on pussy, train your nutbladder.

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>>77330091
Not an argument

>>77330021
To be fair, heem discussions are often about outside the octogon things too. I think it's good and entertaining, bangers are more spicy if you have a background.

>>77330103
Shook of a man who he has beat so easily 2 years before ?

Be more welsh

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>wmma

>>77330162

>Easily beat

t. never seen the fight

>>77330162
I'm the Welsh one buddy not him.

>>77329902
Based Australia with the jinx.

>>77329911

DECLINE

>>77330165
The fact is women can do things on the ground which the men can't. Due to factors like their flexibility they are often in wild scrambles, odd positions and can survive spots which would be fight ending for most men, such as near submissions.

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>>77330165
meek deserves an actual guillotine

>>77330197
T.rondasperg

>>77330197
I would suggest that they're in those wild scrambles and odd positions because most """"""wmma"""""" fighters are kind of terrible.

>>77330197
also their feet look cute when they take things to the ground

>>77330218
Back to aspie dude

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>>77330197
i watch it for the eye candy. miss ronda because of this, she was 10/10.

>>77329240
>Eating pancakes
>Haircut
Bet the house on DC

>>77330213
Never was a huge fan of hers, though I appreciate the work she's done. I just hope Veronica Rothenhausler comes back some day.

>>77330218
No there's more to it. They can contort their bodies in a way most men can't.

>>77330237
DC had his haircut in the last episode, in an actual barber shop.

>>77329686
He is losing his hair, because his dad has mpb. Steroids boosted it, but they did not cause it.

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>>77330205
that's embarrassing desu

>>77330205
>only uses 1 arm for guillotine
Is this a thing?

>>77330212
well he's all we have

>>77329349
I think it's manuwa either way

>>77330233
James Woods is a beast

Inbred son of a bitch!

>>77330251
Why is that shuffle Yamazaki does so fucking hilarious to me?

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>>77330234
who /would/?

>>77330254
Yes I've caught it in training before

Does anyone else think Jones looks weird? He reminds me of a cyborg.

>>77330237
Haircut meme hasn't been a thing since UFC 194, I would know cause I was the one who forced it here.

>>77330248
Fair play
Still the pancakes.. this worries me

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>>77329240
It's official, lads. Bets your life savings on DC

>>77330294
Jones never really had trouble with the weight though, still kinda dumb.

>>77330276
He needs to grow his beard back, that's for sure.

>>77330299

Jones was a skinny lanklet then

>>77330251
the moment banderlai bispings chin got deleted

i love it

>>77330197
Lmao, sjw load of shit.
I've rolled with 3 girls in my BJJ class, all of them were weak as fuck period. In fact I easily submitted blue belt girl being a new white belt. And I'm not even a strong dude, in fact 153lbs skinny weakling.

>>77330299
Not just the weight, remember Thompson eating that pizza?
Fucking hell I'm getting shook, if DC wins this one he'll be insufferable

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>>77330298
For sure my guy

>>77330303
That would help. It's more his skin, it has this waxy look to it. Could just be weight cutting but it was a few days ago now when he reappeared.

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jonny speaks spanish?

>>77330335
Made of sweet potatoes. Completely healthy

>>77330333

>literally believing in magic

>>77330341
Mr Steal Your Girl

>>77330341
>spanish

>>77330254

Yeah, you grab onto your dick and use it instead of the other arm.

>>77330343
100% my guy that muffin jinxed Joanna bet your dowry on Jessica

>>77330356
brazilian whatever man same incomprehensible babble

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>>77329796
nobody gives credit to Bisping but the lead up to the first hook that landed on Bispings chin was fucking good.
Precise punches that landed from all kind of different angles. You can tell that there was not much power in them but he kept landing them perfectly!

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You can tell MMA fighters take competition seriously

>>77330361
>he didn't wait till after weigh-ins to do picks

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>>77330333

>>77330377
>tfw jon misses weight
>pancake gate begins

>>77330377

>Both Jon and DC miss weight
>They fight for DC's 206.2lbs belt instead

>>77330377
>>77330377
Tiramisu Thursday

>>77330367
portuguese

>>77330377
what's wrong with it

>>77330377
>1 cheatmeal
>hurr durr not seriously enough

also checked

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>>77330376

>Bisping but the lead up to the first hook that landed on Bispings chin was fucking good.

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>>77330387
>Jones eating pancakes
>Khabib eating tiramisu
>Wonderboi eating pizza
> All weak or closer to the fight.
What's going on? Even I eat better and I'm as far from competing in the UFC as it gets.

>>77330398
when ur cardioing hard and dieting hard one day of sugar/carbs can actually rev ur metabolism and you wake up the next day even lighter.

if you are balding or just basically look anything like DC. don't try this at home

>>77330413
pancakes atleast have proteins.tiramisu and pizza is just a fuckup tho

>>77330413
Khabib was eating tiramisu more than a week out, it was on the Countdown show I think which is shot in camp. He also said that he didn't eat but his friends did.

>>77330413
It was on the Tuesday. 5 days before the fight is literally the most intense you'll ever train.

>>77330399
>>77330376

Ehmm I meant the aftermath

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>>77330373

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>>77330376
>Precise punches that landed from all kind of different angles

All done with only one eye

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>>77330429
if you are balding or just basically look anything like DC. don't try this at home

>>77330439
>muslim apologist
Luigi, the globalists got you too! Europa is doomed...

>>77330413
Carbs give more energy for training

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH_gWgDPz7E

both these guys trying not to cry at the end

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>>77330352
>Doubting meme magic in 2017
>Not checking my dubs

>>77330436
>pancakes atleast have proteins

Why are you jerking off into pancake batter?

>>77330352

>living in a world were Donald Trump is president
>Still not believing in meme magic

>>77330436
t.fatass

Jon cutting off his beard was a yuge mistake. Cushion for the chin m8.

>>77330493
Jon literally did cocaine and sandblasted prostitutes prior to his fight his entire career. Undefeated career.

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>>77330436
>Pizza has no protein

>Woodley and DC meet in the embed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNQRqAoT-2c

>>77330436
If he made weight then the pizza didn't matter in the slightest