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/rug/ - Super Semis Super Thread

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SUPER RUGBY SEMI FINALS

>Sat 29 July
19:35 Crusaders vs Chiefs, AMI Stadium, Chch

>Sun 30 July
00:30 Lions vs Hurricanes, Ellis Park, Jo'burg
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Mighty chiefs
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Not Blues' year after all lads.
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>>77310551
I highly doubt it, you're too much of a pussy
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Crusaders tttt
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$20 on the saffa
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>>77310565
Haha yeah m8

*pisses on self*
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>>77310564
Which flight are you on
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>>77310565
Scott Roberson's a good bloke, gave my dad free tickets back at Lancaster.
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>>77310547
Is Laumape the hi-impact player of the year?
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>>77310586
I am the the hi-impact player of your mum's rear to be honest
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>>77310557

I'd tear up her carpet, if you know what I mean.
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>>77310601
Mum died in 2015.
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>>77310604
Well it needs tearing up and replacing to be honest, look at the state of it.
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There a significant lack of irish flags about recently
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>>77310615
They're all up on rape charges
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>>77310615
Fairweather causals
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>>77310607
Yeah sorry about that. Went a little too hard on her that time.

>>77310615
Yeah it's been nice
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>Ireland are the good g-
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>>77310620
No it was cancer.
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>>77310611

Yes that's what I meant. I'm a qualified carpet layer lad.
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>>77310578
Give me a throwaway email address and I will post you the details.
Also, bring a signed waiver, as I am going to stomp your head until it's as flat as Crushedchurch
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>>77310623
Nice of the doctor to tell you that
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>>77310624
How's the rug business lad?
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>>77310631

Good mate, having a 50% off sale closing down sale at the moment but we're not closing down at all *devilish*
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>>77310628
oof
shitspouter on hidings alert
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>>77310634
Curry owner?
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>>77310628
Somebody better film it
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>>77310628
Christchurch is actually quite cratered tbph m8.
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>>77310628
I'm not making a fucking email. Just post it here. Literally no difference unless you're scared
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>no footy till saturday
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em--WGjTN8o
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>>77310628
>>77310656
Just hurry up and meet so you can fuck already faggots
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>>77310639

Only when I get indian takeaways.
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Saw a billboard up for the Hamilton Sevens today. Still don't understand why it's in fucking Hamilton.
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>>77310718

Because that's as high as they can count lad.
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>>77310718
Because Wellington is a shithole.
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Should I send the queen of /rug/ a cheeky email asking if I can post her pictures here?
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>>77310579
>tfw you will never see a match at Lancaster Park ever again
Makes me sad tbf
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>>77310879
kys instead
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>>77310718
not sure why its not in a different city each year. who the fuck wants to go to hamilton anyways
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>>77310718
Sevens should exclusively be played at suburban grounds with hills. Playing sevens in actual stadiums is retarded.

That's where they went wrong with the global tens in Brisbane. Rather than having it at Suncorp where it was hot as fuck and all you could do was watch the rugby they should have had it at BASEDllymore where there are practice fields and a big park and shit right nearby.

Park a couple of good trucks and set up some festival style booze tents and suddenly you've got the sporting event of the summer.
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>>77310897
The biggest problem with the Wellington Sevens was the alcohol restrictions. Before they were set in place the Sevens was GOAT, nobody cared afterward.

Pretty sure the same thing happened with the Auckland Nines.
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kek
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>>77310903
/ O U R G U Y /
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Beavers on crowd gies wild lads.
Fuck he's a lad.
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>>77310893
If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.
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>>77310928
Eat shit numbnuts
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>>77310930
What is your problem?
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>>77310940
(You)
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Why are the poosaders such softcocks lads?
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>spewsaders
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>>77311014

>spewgayders
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>>77310942
Lamb Curry for dinner. (You)?
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>>77311092
Only slants take photos of food.
You a Korean bitch or something?
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>>77311095
No I am a BSK. Nice try though. PS. What's for dinner?
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check out my hot new meme lads
>furrycanes
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>>77310901
>people have fun
>some have too much fun
>those same people cause a few problems once they leave the event
>the local council say they need to change things to keep the event and their booze license
>rinse and repeat until event is un-fun
This is the life cycle of every event
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>>77310969
>you now remember that guy from your team who would inexplicably spew during every game

Pretty sure he's an engineer now lads.
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>>77311128
Bad meme, but I appreciate the effort that you put into this
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>>77311159
Thanks it took 5 minutes
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Scotland
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is
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>>77311128

Classic
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>>77311197
>>77311201
>>77311212

Hmmm
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Scotland is classic.
Made me think.
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Is skuds the d rose of rugby? Dude seems like a shell of himself
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>>77311245
Who is D Rose
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>>77311245
No because Rose is actually good.
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>>77311251
Holy freaking crud kys
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>>77311252
Cmon, he was our best winger during during rwc2015
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>>77311271
Go to bed Mrs Milner-Skudder
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>>77311245
Legit had no idea who you were talking about. Had completely forgotten that nms existed.

Skuds sounds like the sort of nickname that Damien "skuddz" Mckenzie would give himself.
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>>77311375
>skuddz
it's "skuxx" and only we can use that word, not you
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kexx
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*dabxx*
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>>77310547
Went to intermediate with Ngani. Man was a box back then too
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new zealand is my city
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>>77311697
New Zealand is a country lad.
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>>77311747

>He doesn't live in New Zealand, New Zealand.
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Tauranga should secede from poo peeland
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Did Jackson and Olding do it?
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>>77311761
You gonna greet me with some doughnuts before I stomp you to death at Auckland International, lad?
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>>77311971
Sure. Even prisoners on death row are allowed a last meal I suppose
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>>77311994
I hope the doughnuts are not as stale as your banter.
Although, I guess I should set the expectations to low given that it is a person of your caliber.
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>>77312012
Set them as low as your fat body will be when I'm done with you. 6feet under should do.
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>>77311841
Nah bet it was some drunk slut they banged and now she's crying rape.
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Does a less athletic looking player exist today?
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>>77310969
>Spews at the beginning of the match
>Doesn't give a fuck and goes on to help his team win the game
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>>77312563
Salesi Ma'afu.

Using a back is cheating.
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Lol.
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>>77312749
Lol.
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>>77312749
>le "30 seconds of play for 3 minutes of ads" ball
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>>77312962

Meh, the best team (the Patriots) runs a hurry up offense most of the time and often have 12-14 play drives. TV coverage often can't even show replays because they hike the ball for the next play so fast (not that they would show a replay when they can let you know what's coming up on 60 Minutes instead).
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>>77312992
So? That's one team out of like 30
doesn't take for the fact that broadcasts last for like 3-4 hours when the entire game takes maybe 1-2 hours
And the amount of standing around the players do as part of the game is criminal
>start move
>either QB passes or runs it
>if you're lucky the receiver catches or the runner enters into space
>more often than not the ball is dropped/tackled player
>stand around for another minute or two while ads play
>repeat for 4 hours
the only players who actually do any work the majority of the time are the big Hodors up front, and they're just pushing up against other Hodors
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>>77312962
>3 minutes of ads

I think you're being more than generous there.
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>>77313349
Didn't want to upset the american. I like my house, I don't want to see it bombed by a drone
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hue
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>>77311994
kek
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The banter between Sharks lad and G£$ is the best thing going on in this poomunity right now
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TRIPS DECIDE MY SUPER RUGBY TEAM
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>>77316179
Southern Kings
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>>77316179
Canterbury Crusaders
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>>77316179
Cheetahs
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Match : Crusaders v Chiefs
Referee: Glen Jackson
Assistant Ref 1:Angus Gardner
Assistant Ref 2: Ben O’Keeffe
TMO : Glenn Newman
>ref is a chiefs guy kek

Match : Lions v Hurricanes
Referee: Jaco Peyper
Assistant Ref 1:Marius van der Westhuizen
Assistant Ref 2:Rasta Rasivhenge
TMO : Marius Jonker
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>>77316179
Kings
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>>77316179
cheetahs
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fuck Uruguay anyway.
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>>77316179
Lobos do Sol
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>>77316432
Really REALLY makes me think
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>>77316534
poosaders said they're ok with out though.
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>>77316458
don´t be mean, I cheered for your all whites
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>>77316179
The based chiefs
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>>77316179
none of them, its an overrated league
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>>77316179
Stade Francais
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>>77316432
Jesus Christ, the literal state of those officials for the Lion's vs Hurricanes game.
Why don't they just say now already that the Lion's are in the final.
Absolutely disgusting tttt.

>>77316179
Rolling for Force
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>>77317416
>puh-please notice my banter r-rug
Fucking pathetic 2bh.
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>>77316612
>my all whites
Fuck the all whites m8.
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>>77316432
>Chiefs literally have a ref who played for them
Season is over Crusaderbros
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Stephen Moore's retiring from international rugby at the end of the year lads. I expect a French club will pay a billion dollars for him in the next 15 minutes or so.
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>>77321583
Angus Gardner should be doing the Lions canes game and Peyper should be doing chiefs crusaders
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>>77322990
This is surprisingly correct.
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*wins lions series 1-1*
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>>77323985
What a strange image to convey that sentiment. Please redo with warbs wiping superimposed over either the CTV building or the rainbow warrior sinking.
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Reminder that this little fag has more RWC titles than the entire northern hemisphere combined.
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>>77324854
New Zealand winning 2 in a row fucked international rugby stats forever.

The number of players with 2 wins is retarded now. So many shitters.
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>struggles for relevance
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>>77324928
Money Bill, Kaino, Whitelock, and Franks are all going to end up with 3.
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Checking in for tonight.
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>>77326064
I'll clock you out cunt
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Good morning /rug/rats :3
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>>77326064
Don't ever fucking use my content again.
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What's for tea lads
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>>77326281
You mean my content.....
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Redpill me on the recent Garold phenomenon lads.
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>>77326325
English Breakfast tea and Oats.
Might have a sneaky side of macadamia's too
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>>77326325
Fried Chicken
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>>77326384
He's a failed personality that appears every now and then, gets BTFO and disappears. Don't encourage it.
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>>77326281
Can i use your content m8
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>>77326440
Are you a namefag?
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>>77326417
Ja/ck/ kino
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>>77322990
Should apply for SANZAAR CEO mate
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Crowd goes wild is good tonight boys
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Sam Cane wrote a poem lads
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>>77316179
brumbies
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>>77326589
Chris could be dying any episode soon and you're watching CGW instead?
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>>77326325
Is there a more embarrassing cooking move than wrapping something in bacon?

I bet you're the sort of person that unironically cooks duck a l'orange for a date.
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>>77326472
of course not
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>>77326663
Is this a shortland street reference
I don't think anyone outside of Auckland watches that
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>>77326670
No need to constantly be a cock tßh.
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>>77326670
you are literally worse than shitspouter at this point
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>>77326671
I grant you a limited license to use my content. This license is granted on the basis that I am paid 15% of any (You)'s received in response to the content.

This licence will expire after a period of 12 months, or may be terminated upon my giving you written notice one month in advance.
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>>77326707
Cringe.
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>>77326707
cringed hard desu senpai
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>>77326707
Fair. You may also use my memery and content in return, which makes up 90% of /rug/
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>>77326697
Everybody copies shitspouter now
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'Canes bro's, why are you guys signing an Aussie prop from the Reblels?
Seems like a step backwards
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>>77326784
I don't.
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>>77326671
I grant you a limited license to use my content. This license is granted on the basis that I am paid 15% of any (You)'s received in response to the content.

This licence will expire after a period of 12 months, or may be terminated upon my giving you written notice one month in advance.
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>>77326784
Speak for yourself, retard
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>>77326554
Perhaps when my contract as CEO of /rug/ expires
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>>77326797
>CEO
that's nothing, Lord of /rug/ here
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/rug/ dinner meet up this Saturday
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>>77326807
Sorry, if you're not a TauranGOD you are not eligible for Lordship
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>>77326808
Will be @ the Canes Vs Lions game @ Ellis Park sorry.
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>>77326808
your place?
I'll unironically come.
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>>77326834
That's what your mum said
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>>77326848
Mum passed away in 2015.
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>>77326848
kek
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>>77326851
Based Leukemia mum lad, how's the day treating you?
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>>77326853
Not so good. it would've been mum's birthday tomorrow.
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>>77326863
It technically still is her birthday tomorrow.
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>>77326894
thanks for the help shithead.
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>>77326863
At least she doesn't bitch at u any more LMAO
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Execute all namefags.
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>>77326808
Pap tav mate, They'll have a snowboard rail set up
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>>77326935
This
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>>77326935
the hero we needed
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Just like to throw and catch the rugby ball
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>>77326941
>New Zealand
>snows every year
>has mountains
>1 (one) winter Olympic medal (kek)

>Australia
>hottest and driest continent in the universe
>highest mountain is 4m below sea level
>12 winter Olympic medals

Hmmm
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And it's all the same faggot too.
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>>77326957
Yeah you're not invited.
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>>77326957
>winter "" "" "Olympics" "" ""
Kek
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>>77326935
>>77326946
but I saved /rug/
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>>77326957
>winter olympics

Literally only created so Canadians wont kill themselves
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Maybe moot was onto something with his statement about Aussies
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Winter Olympics hosted in Aotearoa when?
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>>77327033
Never.
kys
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Gonna grab a bottle of D&G Light Blue lads, it always drives the missus mad.
Any other colognes you use that are highly recommended?
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>>77327143
BVLGARI AQVA
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Time for been. Catch you all tomorrow
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aaand activating trip filter
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>>77327143
I use an aluminum deodorant crystal and nothing else.
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>>77327352
*Aluminum free
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daily reminder
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>>77327369
Reminder of what precisely?
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>>77327369
>>77327426
3 of us on this place at any given time is too many, one of you faggots needs to leave.

My vote is on the Lion's supporter
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>>77327429
Transvaal boys never abandon each other

Take your leave you fucking fishfag
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>>77327452
>>77327429
Calm down lads, I'll make sure you're all physically unable to post soon enough
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>>77327507
>beta uprising
kys
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>Flanker Michael Hooper is set to take over the captaincy of the Wallabies, according to local media.
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>>77327452
Amazing how you retards only now show your head when your team is somewhat relevant.

Where was this blind devotion to the Lions 5 or so years ago? Because it certainly wasn't at Ellis Park, as that place used to be a ghost stadium 24/7.

Dumb bandwagoning boer, drink some klippies then go shoot yourself with your oupa's rifle
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>>77327766
Australias best back is now their captain
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>>77327429
>>77327784
keking at this salty faggot. has to be a sharts supporter
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>>77327869
go back to /b/ please
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>>77327921
I never said I was a Lions fan you turbocuck

I've been a Blue Bulls supporter since childhood

>>77327869
This
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>>77325036
They'll get knocked out by Japan :^)
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*dabs thread back to life*
really hope /rug/ doesnt go down the route of /éire/
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*pisses all over myself*
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO THE LOT OF YOU
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>>77324854
Jono Lance has 2 super rugby titles.

Let that sink in.
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>>77324854
What's up with his fucking teeth?
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>>77327869
black detected

Haven't even had a chance to shit post this whole week. Only finished up for today now.

Never get employed lads or go clean pools.
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kiwis are up.
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>like rats off a sinking ship
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at least based *wipes face* knows whats up lads.
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>>77333144
What a bloody great kiwi
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>>77326863
Hope you have a good day lad, remember, mum is watching over you, always.
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>>77333580
Thanks m8
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>>77333144
>"senpai noticed us" - stuff.co.nz
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>>77332517
wish I wasn't desu
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Based Aussies helping us get rid of money bags Williams. Cheers lads.
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>>77336923
I can put you back to sleep m8
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>>77336873
>bbc.co.uk
>poopeelian banter
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Is tough shitspouter the most embarrassing incarnation of his narrative, or is it still fake law student shitspouter?
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>>77337768
Shitspouter-obssessed gentlepeen is the cringiest 2bh.
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>>77336935
What happened
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>>77337868
2 of the games he was trying to use as games of significance aren't counted. The game if there halves where 3 team's play one half against the other teams and effectively and internal trial game of their A side v B side. So now he is missing the first Bledisloe match. The judiciary was made up of 3 Aussies.
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>>77337868
The judiciary committee for his BOOMFA on Watson was all aussie, two of them former wallabies.
Because of them he's missing the first bledisloe
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>>77337915
>>77337925
Ah good
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>>77337925
You mean this little tap?
Pfft
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>>77337967
It's the same 3 lads that let off the good boy lion who doyd Naholo
Though I agree with their call on $Bâ‚©
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>>77337925
He's missing the bledisloe because an internal trial shouldn't be allowed to count as a game. That is an entirely appropriate decision and the team said from the get go that they weren't sure if that game would be counted or not.

I think that players shouldn't even be allowed to train with the team while they are suspended. It would at least make there be some punishment for this shit where they pretend they were running on for the Whangarei 3rd XV.
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>>77338030
>BAN O'BRIEN HE CUDDA DOYD NAHOLO
>meanwhile
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>>77338252
No one's arguing it. Doesn't require 2 formal paragraphs complete with Reddit spacing 2bh.
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>>77338734
Are you just memeing? That's a case of don't run at the big strong kiwis head first not a run in from 5m away to put a hit on a player already tackled.
https://youtu.be/D_EqU1qxf_Q
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>>77338914
Barely even hit him in the face. How's it feel actually getting called out on your bullshit by refs for a change?
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>>77338993
You do know there is more than one way to knock someone out right? And no matter how you cut it that runny flying arm into Naholo was dangerous play and should have been penalised as such.
Can't really say """"""""we""""""" were called out on anything more than normal it was more the opposite, the opposition not being called out equally for similar things """"we' were called out on. Though there were some dreadful calls against """"""""""us''"""""' so those are usually used as examples.

>lions prop drives in on an angle
>NZ penalised for not driving straight

>lions told to leave a gap at the lineout
>all immediately move after the ref turns to move to the back of the lineout
>no penalty because the French are spineless

>lions constantly laying on the ball, off their feet, pesting the halfback and offside
>nah didn't see that at all

>enter a maul from the side and collapse it
>nah it was the player in the middle that did that not the prop driving at the legs of everyone else from the side

No need to reply I know your just going to say I'm seething or something similar and not add anything to the conversation of how terribly reffed the lions tour was specifically the French.
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>>77339152
Seething
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>>77339185
FWIW I think the real reason the AB's lost 1-1 was because they tried to beat the lions at their own game and just couldn't match them with their own style. At the end if the Fay they are The best players up north and it's silly to think you cab do that and win. The ref is just something that's easy to point to.
>still seething
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>>77339152
>falling into the clever trap of continuing to discuss the Lions to help poms stay relevant on /rug/
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>>77339315
>lose series
>don't want to talk about it
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>>77339185
Saved to my Britistani banter folder lads.
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>>77339407
My kiwi damage control folder is quite full with gems like
"Lions won't win a game all tour"
"Beauden Barrett is used to bad weather, it won't affect him"
"All Blacks depth is scary, we have millions of clumsy coconuts that everyone should consider world class despite them being shit"

Couple of crackers in there.
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>>77339525
post em
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>no footy tonight
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>>77339976
>footy
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>>77340001
Now I KNOW you've never played rugby. Fuck off faggot.
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>ball touching in the scrum
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>>77340016
Wrong. Only boofheads in both codes call it that.
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>>77340057
You've been exposed as fuck yet again. Take your medicine.
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>no rugby tonight
>namefags multiplying on /rug/
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>>77340057
Casual as Fuck: the Trip
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Is there anything worse than living with a messy person?
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>>77340216
Yes, reading personal blogs in a rugby thread.
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>>77340251
Subscribe and follow for more insights.
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>>77340264
No thanks.
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>>77340277
It's a mandatory subscription to post in /rug/
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>>77340297
No one tells captain of /rug/ what to do thanks scrub
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Beauden recently aced a par 3 at golf course here, is this confirmation of the Hurricanes' victory?
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>>77340340
He should be practicing his kicking, not fucking around playing gookputt.
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>>77340340
It's confirmation he should practice kicking and not galavanting about in golf courses
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>>77340340
which golf course was it? that faggot plays off a 6 handicap apparently
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>>77340403
>the world's greatest attacking back
>a faggot
Pick one fuckhead
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>>77340387
>>77340397
It's almost as if Jordie kicks instead you dumb cunts.
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>>77340427
Yes Jordie kicks for the All Blacks well done you utter shitter
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>>77340427
No, we didn't lose the Lions series because of Barrett's horrible kicking thanks to his younger brother, Jordie Barrett.
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>>77340416
don't get your panties in a twist sweety. on this site "faggot" is a term of endearment
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>>77340487
Thanks for the protip "cockbreath"
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WTF it's 3°C why is my car frosted over?
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Aviva Permiership - Leicester
Pro 12 - Ospreys
Top 14 - Stade Francais
Super 18 - Hurricanes

Rate my teams lads.
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>>77340534
>Super 18
Never heard of it.
>>
>Beauden doesn't even kick for his Super team
>AB coaching staff make him kick for the AB's
One of these 2 are at fault and it isn't the player
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>>77340534
Who do you support in Heartland?
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>>77340534
>no Mitre10 team
DROPPED
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>>77340549
Who did Bryn Gatland play for? Them
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>>77340416
Don't know what kurtley beale has to do with this desu.
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>>77340534
>Aviva Permiership
>Pro 12
>Top 14
>Super 18
Mitre10 - Harbour

Rate my teams lads.
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>>77340557
Nth Harbour m8
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>>77340529
The glass/metal is probably colder than the air. Just a guess.
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>three men found guilty of raping their friend with a beer bottle
just a prank bro

just a bit of banter eh lad haha
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>>77341105
>poopeelia
>rape friends as banter
Glad I'm a BSK lad
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>>77341105
Rapist lads are from Brisbane.
>mentalben's from Brisbane
Made me think.
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>>77341248
>rapist lads from brisbane
aye fuck off lad
>mentalbens from brisbane
time to leave
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>>77341392
Just admit you rape your mates at parties and we'll move on.
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>>77341414
just a bit of fun lad
only pooftas go to the cops
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>>77341431
I know, just a bit of old-fashioned Aussie bum-banter
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>>77341436
>me
>aussie
pick ONE
>>
Just had some of that new Whittaker's hazelnut Italy stuff
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>>77341438
where you from then?
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>>77341444
Everyone in Brisbane is from New Zealand.
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>>77341490
you're a BSK?
Fucking hell congratulations m8
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>>77341503
that wasnt me
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Rugby
to be completely honest
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>>77341542
don't say you're Irish
Not that
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>>77341570
*wins lions series 1-1*
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*loses potato famine 1,000,000 - 0*
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>>77341608
oh no
you hit me about potatoes
however will i recover
>>
/nrl/
>>
>>77341611
by writing passive aggressive and sarcastic comments on /rug/ apparently
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>>77341627
Yeah
>>
Rubgy
>>
These are the winners of the Australian schoolboys championship. Please watch the below video and give me your opinion
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kowdqE5V7M
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>>77341627
BOOMFA
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>>77341663
Please pay extra attention to the 2, 4, 9, and 15.

Thankyou
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>>77310892
fug why did you remind me
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>>77340544
>He's a 10 so he has to kick!
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>>77341663
That 15 moves pretty well.
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>>77341728
He's only 16 years old as well. Future superstar imo. He made the baabaa's (second's Aus schoolboys) team but rumours are that there is going to be a reshuffle and he'll be starting fullback for the firsts (who'll play your blokes)

Despite his size, he's the only real standout fullback who played in the tournament so I hope he gets picked instead of some rabdom Joey's boy from NSW
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>>77341772
What nrl team you reckon will pick him up?
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>>77341910
Sydney Sharks
>>
*dabs*
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFrAnY7M4wg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LhHpBJv-w4
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>Le bant man
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>>77342527
top bants haha :)
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Beauden Barrett was exposed
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Tasman for Premiership
Manawatu or Northland for Championship
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Pega a bola!
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Kiwi's aren't up
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>>77344349
>Tasman for Premiership
Based
>>
*logs into the 'chon*

Hello i am here now
>>
Abzolutely obsessed and seething

https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/95207461/chiefs-coach-rennies-comments-add-fuel-to-the-fire-ahead-of-semifinal-clash-against-crusaders
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Test your knowledge of current affairs lads

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-40744256
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>>77347511
im having a current affair with your wife m8
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>>77347511
>>
>>77347511
Why the Fuck would I know this brit centric tabloid bullshit?
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>>77310615
Employment really hit my /rug/ time hard
Still watch all the highlights and keep tabs on the news though
Probs will miss a load of home matches next season too
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Kiwis are up
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>>77349217
Good morning.
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>>77349217
le gimmick-stealing faggot is up
>>
>Semi finals
>0 (zero) good guys involved

Fires the neurons t t t t.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6g4CZhm_3k
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>>77349587
>they're good guys because they suck
Tired of this me.me

The only bad guys are the crusaders
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>>77349587
Canes are the good guys if the finals.
>Cumgayders lol
>The Chiefs Thugs that deserve prison for sexually assault meter maids doing their job and doing the same with ab exotic dancer doing what she was paid to do
>Lions are conference babies and don't deserve the No.1 seed having bot played a single NZ team this season
>Canes are strong and muscular. Always the underdog that has over performed at the end of the last too seasons
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>>77350205
And the Chiefs.
Canes are 'tweeners.
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>>77350270
Chiefs are worse than the Crusaders tttt. At least no Crusaders deserve prison.
>>
I am a huge faggot
>>
>>77350540

Excellent post

>>77350205

Terrible post
>>
Reminder the good guys bad guys meme was originally based on the quality of posting
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>>77350711
So the Blues and Chiefs are the worst because their tripfags are unbearable
The actual Crusaders regulars are pretty decent here just the false flagging guys make them bad so between
Hurricanes the same as the Crusaders but slightly worse because they are a bit spammy
Highlanders are the good guys of NZ can't really think of anything negative about their posters here

Highlanders >> Crusaders > Hurricanes >>>> Chiefs & Blues
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>>77350949
Hurricanes play tonight lad I'll be as spamming as I want.
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>>77350949
>blues tripfags
Go ahead and name them you utter newcunt
>>
>>77351048
Devvocunt for 1. Shitspouter lives in Auckland so that counts too even if he dreams of retiring to Tauranga. Pretty sure the endgame said he is from there too.
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>>77351097
devvo cunt is shitspouter you fucking idiot
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>>77351097
endgame is garold is jeff they're all the same dickhead from ChCh m8
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>>77351121
Shitspouter still lives in jafa land if he is both it counts even more so. Your hostility defending Auckland isn't doing any favours to move your lot up to the good guys.
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>>77351121
and shitspouter is a chiefs guy from Tauranga
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>>77351149
fucking hell kys kid
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>>77351160
>even more hostility
Keep digging that hole to the bottom lad.
>>
>it's a wellington fuckhead shits up /rug/ episode
Not fond of this one tßh.
>>
>>77351154
Yeah and he is ""studying law" in Auckland.
>>
>>77351176
And I'm not from Auckland. you're literally arguing with yourself at this point
>>
>takes every dickhead's "narrative" at face value
>isn't a freshcunt
>>
>isn't from Auckland
>starts seething and defending Auckland
Sure thing buddy
>>
>>77351189
I have a strong suspicion he is from Hawkes Bay
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>>77351278
ew
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>>77351276
I'm from Dunedin. I live in Auckland.
I support 2 teams. Highlanders and Blues.
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>>77351278
Explains the heavy chip on his shoulder.
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>>77351097
None of those guys even watch rugby except poopspouter
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>>77351433
literal dregs from cric
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>LE SHIDSBOODER BOOGEYMAN
Nice rugby discussion you've got here
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Cant wait to Charlie ConcussedTai expose Ryan Shitty so called "elite" defense.

I'm sick of these place holders like crotty shit up the black jersey.
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>>77327960
Was childhood around the time they won their 3 titles?
>>
Weather looks good tonight in chch should be drying up. Looking forward to a good game now tttt.
>>
>>77343561
Yet he will be our starting 10 for the next 10 years and we will lose Soap to Europe.
Only took the Lions one game to figure him out and shut him down.
>>
I'm awake, might get mcdonalds breakfast for the games later
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>>77352030
Don't worry mate, the future of the AB's 10 jersey is already here
>>
One day kiwis will stop putting the pressure of the entire team on the first five as we could with the GOAT Dan "DUI it's in our DNA" Carter
Read is more to blame with his inability to talk to the ref TJ unironically was more successful than Read at talking to the ref.
But sure put all the pressure and blame on one player not our coaching staff that made a player that hasn't kicked all season kick at a national level.
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>>77352030
My mate from St Pats. Silverstream is a First Five Eighth and he is looking promising to be better than Daniel Carter.

See attached picture.
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>>77352321
Pathetic
>>
I just told my parents I'm a Kekistani!

And they're ok with it as long as I keep supporting the crusaders!
>>
>>77352426
shadilay brother
>>
greens are looking abysmal this election lads

and ill be there to pick up the pieces of Chloe's shattered heart
>>
reminder that /rug/ is a national general
>>
>>77354115
nz first la
>>
>>77354115
Speak for yourself
>>
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>spewsaders
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORsNqP0U7Cc
>>
Hi when is the rugby, thanks.
>>
>>77352151
He was exposed in 20 minutes of test football.
>>
>>77354206
52 bings
>>
Just bought a watch, ama
>>
HAHA time for /rug/!
>>
>>77354115
i've literally never voted

i'm not even enrolled
>>
>spewsaders
>>
>>77354319
How's high school going
>>
Poosaders vs shitskins, who you picking lads?
>>
Beaver and Hika Elliot are the only likeable chiefs players. Once they retire, they're officially 100% bad guy.
>>
>>77354334
Spewsaders by 10
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>>77354305
Show us
>>
chiefs win, then canes win, then chiefs win. screencap it.
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>>77354373
That's pretty much polar opposite of what's gonna happen and I'm a neutral
>>
Marshie's a bit excitable lads
>>
>>77354319
mods
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Poosaders
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Queefs
>>
>you now remember ewen mckenzie
>>
>>77354442
>>77354433
big fat game lads
>>
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>>77354366
Bought it online lad, but here's a pic
>>
got a big fat something here lads
>>
Dubs for Crusaders
>>
Dubs for da chiefs
>>
>>77354480
>>77354486
Dubs and you kys
>>
up the ______
>>
lads my stream hasnt any sound

pls help

pls dont piss on me
>>
>>77354511
77de9f8dac8529ddd2eea69e1ef0046c537f876f
>>
>>77354511

Turn the volume up cuz.
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>>77354528
nvm it's working now

ty tho huni
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#wewill
#crusadeon
>>
Crusaders Hurricanes final, calling it now
>>
Todd is old as fuck
>>
First for Mo'Bunga to choke.
>>
Nice "stadium" you've got here. Really like the addition of the portaloos. I suppose cuntabrians wouldn't feel at home unless the smell of raw sewerage permeated throughout the ground.

KEK
>>
>>77354588

Fuck up you mongrel.
>>
>>77354588
What's Tauranga's world class stadium like
>>
There's some smoking hot GOATsaders cheerleaders there.
>>
>>77354598
>Baypark: 19,800 capacity

>This shitter stadium: 18,000 capacity

JUST EARTHQUAKE MY SHIT UP
>>
>memekenzie
lul
>>
>>77354617
Pity you don't have a team to play in it
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>>77354630
>>
Good call ref, that got knocked on a mile forward
>>
>>77354617
Hope they have wheelchair access
>>
>>77354617
Crushedchurch BTFO
>>
>memekenzie
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>anything can happen when damian mckenzie has the ball
>>
>anything can happen when memekenzie gets the ball
>>
Please take note of Avo man taking out the Scrum Halves after box kicks.
>>
>pooden
>>
>>77354511
Where is?
>>
>aaron
>>
>>77354656
What are you still doing in NZ Warren?
>>
>>77354655
>>77354654
Best
>>
>>77354475
That's nice. Make sure you take it off before you bash shitspouter
>>
Anyone else fucking hate James Lowe?
>>
>>77354687
i live here now
>>
>>77354630
The Blues will be relocated. The team will be renamed "The Port of Tauranga Container Ships"
>>
>>77354580
(you)
>>
>>77354697
He's qt
>>
>>77354697
he needs a haircut and a beard
>>
kek

>Queefs
>>
>>77354702
The blues will be disbanded after this year, you're going to have to be a chiefs supporter soon
>>
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BRYN HALL
>>
nice offy from the crot
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>>77354741
Easily the shittiest OC I've seen on /sp/, never post this again

t. Fellow cantabrian
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>>77354687
You might as well just go home now.
>>
>>77354750
I liked it desu
>>
>>77354750
sorry lad
wanna make me a better pic?
>>
>>77354741
Saved
>>77354750
>butthurt Cheifs supporter
>>
homosaders
>>
Hello friends
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>>77354750
It's just a dumb picture, nothing worth invoking such a strong reaction my friend
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It's over, the cumguzzlers are finished
>>
>>77354764
I literally could and possibly will
>>
>havili
>good
kek

KEK
>>
NANAI WILLIAMS!
>>
nanai=god
>>
>>77354780
That was Dagg's fault.
>>
>it cant be the grounding
quality marshy
>>
(((TMO)))
>>
clear knock on

queefs CANNOT be mad at that
>>
refball
>>
>glen jackson used to play for the chiefs
KEK
>>
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
tmo is ruining rugby
deserved a try
>>
Have the crusaders ever won a game without the ref sucking their dick lads?
>>
>knock on
Horseshit call Tbh
>>
kek

KEK

K E K

>The absolute state of the Queefs
>>
KEK

KEK

KEK
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Should have been checked to start with
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>>77354792
>>
glenn jackson forgot about the penalty
>>
>>77354785
Nanai=butterfingers
>>
shit call on the try there
>>
>>77354803
This desu

Looked fine in real time, it was under control in spirit, just not exactly in his hands

His body was on it at all times, not like it was bouncing around freely
>>
If the TMO is going to butt in after the try is awarded they might as well officially review every goddamn try.
>>
>the state of that crowd
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>>77354825
>it was under control in spirit
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>>77354830
I don't understand how regular season games in Chch sell out but not finals
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>it's time
>>
It's over. The cumguzzlers are finished
>>
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This man is a disgusting player. Should be banned.
>>
What watch is /rug/ wearing right now? Panerai here.
>>
>rumbles
>"good to see"
based justo
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>literally drop the ball
>union cucks blame the refs
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>>77354854
You have to go back
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>>77354851
pvc jacket lad
>>
>>77354854
reminder that JT is half kiwi
We "literally" run Queensland
>>
Why do all the islander boys have such shit handling? Hardly ever see a white boy spill the ball
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>>77354825
>under control in spirit
>>
>>77354875
*explodes*
>>
ALB Getting some from this tonight boys.
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>>77354877
>>
>>77354884
Is she a stripper
>>
>>77354884
She's got enough forehead for the both of them
>>
Not making a thread sorry lads
>>
>semi final of the biggest club competition
>half empty stadium

I though rugby was the only thing you lads were interested in. Or can that stadium literally hold the entire population of your "country"
>>
*farts*
>>
>>77354905
>>77354905
>>
>>77354900

>>77354912
>>77354912
>>
Must be horrible as a winger and having Retallick constantly there running at you like a madman.
>>
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>>77354902
Don't lump the rest of us in with this absolute shitter of a city. Christchuch should be bulldozed.

If this game were anywhere else is would be packed
>>
>>77354913
>>77354923
Oh ffs you twi
>>
>>77354928
This butthurt that your team is losing
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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