/rug/
Queefs vs Poosaders
Hurrs vs Lions
Mighty chiefs
Terrible thread.
landers will win it all next year
>>77268822
Yuck
>>77268822
fucking getting tired of Snoop
I'll never refuse to make a thread ever again lads
What have I done
>>77268817
Lion's vs Shark's was unironically the best game, when both terms were playing with fluidity it was like a proper test match.
I'm glad the Shark's did what they did though, and I am fully expecting the Hurricanes to win now, as the Shark's showed just how easily you break the Lion's down by putting pressure on Jantjies.
Can see Plumtree working many defensive drills with the Hurricanes this week where they focus on that, just hoping that the players can overcome the altitude.
>>77268822
You got the names in the wrong order, you spaz
>>77268863
More likely a salty blues fan
>>77268869
Sharks played really well
Lot of /heart/
SAGE GOES IN EVERY FIELD
La da da da dee
Its the mutha fuckin D O double G
Reminder that NPC is true rugby and Super Rugby is an plastic abortion of a competition that needs to die.
>>77268905
NPC doesn't exist.
>>77268917
the Mitre™ 10© Cup then
BIG IS GOOD.
>>77268925
That's better.
>>77268925
That's what your mum said last night, son.
>>77268879
Some very suspect calls were made by the ref in key stages that upset me, but overall I was very happy with what they put on display. There's definite signs of them improving which, I think, can only really be continued if we tour to New Zealand more frequently.
The fact that they didn't have to go there at all this season is disgraceful, something really needs to be done about this conference bullshit, or else it is going to just become a nzteamwinslol tournament.
>>77269014
Based gran
>>77269014
Where's the city? Kek
>>77269014
just took a massive The Mount lads
>>77269042
Even crushedchurch has more high rises
>>77269043
The Mount is nice tbf
>>77269014
Nice urban sprawl you got there, I bet the levels of investment in public transport matches your leaders levels of forward planning KEK.
>>77269076
aesthetic as fuck to be frank
wouldnt mind pushing those out every day
>>77269076
It's more of a hill
>>77269081
>public transport
KEK
Get chloe swarbricks dick out of your mouth
>>77269089
what if i like chloe swarbricks dick in my mouth m8?
*votes greens*
>>77269014
There's a mint cliff jump of the end of Leisure Island
>>77269099
So many people drown in the blowhole. I know a guy who was like 10 seconds away from dying after jumping off in stormy weather
>>77269130
I saved a guy there once a long time ago.
>>77269130
I wish it was spitshouter.
>>77269014
where's this now
>>77269160
pooranga
>>77269160
>>77269160
The birthplace of the GOATs: Kane Williamson, Peter Burling and Ritchie Mccaw
Scotland
Is a poor mans Dunedin
You now remember Ma's nonu and Hosea gear were on the Shitlanders.
go away Shitspouter
It should be required for all /rug/ posters to install the extra flags for /int/ script.
>based Nige now has bulimia
>as well as depression
>and gay
>and steroid abuse problems
Is there anything he can't do?
>>77269513
Get hard for pussy?
>>77269526
He'd shred your pucci to pieces
>>77269513
Did an armlet make this image? Getting arms as big as Nige and myself is not that easy. It takes hard work and dedication in the gym. Something many of you know nothing about.
>>77269688
I didn't realise lifting all those trays of donuts would give me such big biceps. You reckon you could have a word to your manager about getting me a job?
Just having a gelato Messina after dinner with the missus at Julius lads.
>>77269742
Post your CV and I'll see what I can do
>>77269768
>not posting some cheeky piccys
Do you even /rug/?
>>77269819
Fuck off poser.
>>77269832
If 4chan makes you so angry, you shouldn't post here when you're on a date
/rug/ on life support
Just watched Dunkirk lads. More like DunKINO
>>77268861
Can someone photoshop this so Warburton's shirt is covering the bottom half of his face
thx
>>77268822
snoop is a cheeky cunt
*blocks your path*
Kiwis are up!
Freshcunts are up.
/cric/ refugees are up!
meme-stealing fuckhead wellingtonians are up.
Having a Maori day off lads
>I'm going to call posters that have been doing similar morning posts for the past couple of years fresh
>this exposes myself as an actual freshie
>doing similar morning posts for the past couple of years
No you haven't.
Shithead.
>>77276245
Do you even know what lfwrlabm stands for
>>77276273
He is a fresh hanger on from the lions tour, we should give him a break and a chance.
>>77276310
He's the one who posts "dear oh dear" when he gets exposed and can't make an argument, mark my words.
>posts some vintage /rug/
>you are le fresh gunt xD
Jesus this thread went south fast.
>>77276273
le fatcunt who runs like a bogun man
I was there when it was invented you sad little shit
>>77276310
>>77276349
samefag kys
>>77276355
>vintage /rug/
Vintage me actually you memespouting shitter
>>77275762
See, I wouldn't mind if you didn't execute everything so very fucking poorly
>this man slaps your ass
>coles
>!
ffs
>I'm exposed as fresh
>I literally invented /rug/
Classic /cric/ refugee
>>77276396
That was a good day
>bogun
why do you spell it like this?
Just woke up to another lovely day in Tauranga.
>>77276450
You don't add anything to this place. You just respout other people's shit over and over, and poorly. You've been mimicking me for ages, even though you don't realise it. I forgive you, but sort your shit out m8
Devvo Christ was the glue that held /rug/ together
>>77276453
LBWELAFM was a goodie too.
Can't claim either
I have no idea why I spell it bogun not bogan
>>77276503
I have never copied you "lad"". If you had been here for even a week you would have known your exact replies word for word are what the drop kicks from /cric/ say when they get called out on their shit here.
>>77276503
And just calling everyone a freshie from cric isn't helping either. I haven't posted on cric for more than a year. It's a fucking terrible place
>>77276531
Fuck you on about. Been here 3 years plus. literally started the SR SUper Weekend threads when there was nothing but a void.
>>77276531
None of the shit you reply to has anything to do with /cric/, mong.
>>77276531
Awful post.
>>77276573
Excellent post.
Imagine being so new you think /cric/ invented shitposting on /sp/
research has found 2 out of 3 kiwi posters are good lads.
Might have to buy a ticket and go down to christchurch this weekend lads. It will probably be a good game worth going to and will most likely be the last SR game in NZ.
>>77276720
Please visit our "city"
>>77276736
Your lot need all the tourist cash they can get to help repair your infrastructure
Anyway we should all just be mates. Have a good day in Welly and Chch.
>>77276821
EQC would just piss it away desu
>>77276847
True, I would hazard a guess that it's the lack of repair crews as well not just cash. All the money in the world means nothing if there aren't enough workers.
>>77276868
Yeah they're stretching projects out to cover the lack of labourers
There's a motorway being built that's being spread out over almost 3 years
>>77276910
It's all probably stretched further out with the Kaikoura shit needing workers too. Was really a bit of a perfect storm to cripple a city.
>>77277020
Yeah that fucked things up more
they lost the seal nursery :(
Why the fuck are you retards getting so worked up over "who has been here the longest?" nonsense?
You say it like its some great achievement in your life, Jesus
>>77277981
t. Only been here for a month
>>77278010
If you say so.
Then again, you are from Queensland, so no one really takes your opinion into account for anything ever.
So what you say means nothing to me, "friend"
>>77269513
>ooooo look at me I'm a gay attention whore with problems
>look at me, buy my book and look at meeeeeeeeeee
>this isn't soccer XD
>hey everybody, this isn't soccer lmao, look at me I said something funny
Does he ever stop? Jesus
>>77278373
literally plebbits guy
Is there any season guide for this NPC edition?
>>77279196
Have you tried google or did you just ask here straight away?
http://www.mitre10cup.co.nz/ the first link
>>77279334
>official tournament website
>implying they predict who shall get best performances on season
>>77276516
Devvo lad is just a shitspouter side narrative
>>77279379
Ahh buy Season guide I thought you meant who was playing when. Nah what your after doesn't really exist in a meaningful way. Past results is the best indicator really.
>>77276720
The final will be in Wellington
>Wellington
>not in Premiership
>>77279469
chiefs arent winning vs crusaders
neither the lions or hurricanes look great atm
Lions V Crusaders final tttt
Reckon Glasgow are going to win the Super Rugby lads. It's theirs for the taking
>>77279693
OK, we will see
>>77279379
All you need to know is this:
>CANTERBURYWINSLOL
>Wellington and Otago are favourites for the Championship
>>77279379
Bay of Plenty will play with the most Mana and that's really what matters
Strange. Hawke's Bay got relegated from Premiership but nobody took your slot.
>>77280028
That's just the website being retarded. North Harbour got promoted.
Goatago's year to be honest
Would have beaten canterpoo last year if the ref wasn't biased
>>77280028
Hawkes Bay is not really a rugby region. They wouldn't be able to handle a super rugby franchise.
Bay of Plenty on the otherhand...
I have returned
>>77281119
Thank goodness
>>77280679
Isn't Israel dagg from Hawkes bay? What happens when all blacks' teams get relegated? Do they become mercenaries and play for another team, or do they play in the wunday afternoon beer league and tear shit up?
Switched my phone off and took the day off. Goddamn monday mental health days are elite.
What is his expression trying to convey?
>>77282638
Mental health is a myth invented by lefties to explain why they're such softcocks.
*rubs nipples*
me oh my i have enjoyed that yes boy
>>77283163
A couple times a month I convince myself I'm mentally ill then a day later I remember I'm just a lazy shithead.
>>77283163
>schizophrenia doesnt exist
>>77284487
give us a wee rub cuzzie
>>77284798
>taking a day off work will cure your schizophrenia
mentalben comes to /rug/ to bully people on the internet because it makes him feel better about his own crippling autism and depression
How do the Goatsaders secure a home Final?
>>77284921
Having a proper stadium would be a start
>>77284921
Hurricanes thump the Lions and then thump the Crusaders like the other weekend.
>>77284886
>he has literally concocted an elaborate fantasy world where he projects mental issues on to imagined aggressors
Fuck mate you're worse than I thought. You've earned that day off.
>>77284941
>>77284939
Thank you.
>>77284959
I'm not a jafa
>>77284959
I'll fucking stab you cunt
>>77285008
How did you find him
>>77285013
gaydar
>>77285008
verb (used with object), stabbed, stabbing.
1.
to pierce or wound with or as if with a pointed weapon:
She stabbed a piece of chicken with her fork.
2.
to thrust, plunge, or jab (a knife, pointed weapon, or the like) into something:
He stabbed the knife into the man's chest.
3.
to penetrate sharply or painfully:
Their misery stabbed his conscience.
4.
to make a piercing, thrusting, or pointing motion at or in: He stabbed me in the chest with his finger.
The speaker stabbed the air in anger.
verb (used without object), stabbed, stabbing.
5.
to thrust with or as if with a knife or other pointed weapon:
to stab at an attacker.
6.
to deliver a wound, as with a pointed weapon.
noun
7.
the act of stabbing.
8.
a thrust or blow with, or as if with, a pointed weapon.
9.
an attempt; try:
Make a stab at an answer before giving up.
10.
a wound made by stabbing.
11.
a sudden, brief, and usually painful, sensation: He felt a stab of pain in his foot.
A stab of pity ran through her.
>>77285024
I don't know if that's an attempt at humour or what was going through your mind when you posted that, but you are cancer and I will find you and end you
>>77285040
1-6 which one do you intend to do?
>>77285040
You're getting "trolled", my friend
>>77285071
nah not even. It's one of the regular shitters with a new "poosonality".
I'm all over it m8.
>>77285056
Put a steak knife in you.
>>77285099
Garold posted a few years ago, he's not new at all
>>77285114
Can't remember.
i think all the namefags are the same person: Jeff, shitspouter, garold, devvo cunt, endgame and whatever other instantly forgettable shitters have appeared.
>>77285056
Plunge my penis with great force into your tight little boipussy with only your tears as lube
>>77285137
incorrect
>>77285165
how so
based fucking Harbour lads
Imagine a world where /rug/ has more autism and faggotry than /cric/ and /nrl/
Now realise that what you are imagining is the current state of /rug/
What went wrong?
>>77285169
endgame lived in nelson, supports crusaders
shitspouter is from tauranga but lives in Auckland despite hating it (kek), loathes the crusaders
devvo lad is pretty self explanatory
Know Your Stuff
>>77285194
no one's forcing you to stop talking about rugby
>>77285195
But these "facts" are all according to the poster in question. knit your socks m8
>>77285194
We aren't that bad. Not yet at least.
>>77284956
Seek help
>>77285210
is it really more believable that it's one autist
devvo lad's "narrative" (if you will) was fairly normal sounding
>>77285194
Wait till SR is finished and the true mid-week autism threads begin as shitters ignore mitre10. Gonna be grand.
>>77285211
Read the thread and you may change your mind
>>77285223
I don't know what to believe anymore
Oh man. Chester Bennington. Suicide. Jesus. It's one of those ones that you really, genuinely believe is fake, just because it makes no sense.
Linkin Park for me, as for many others, were a massive part of my musical upbringing, though personally for very different reasons. I never really got into Hybrid Theory or Meteora when I was young; it was the pretentious, experimental and ambitious A Thousand Suns that took my fancy. I distinctly remember the times I used to listen to that record at night, fascinated by the conceptual nature, and the subsequent journey through Wikipedia finding out what the hell a "Radiohead influence" was began my journey into obsession with progressive music.
They got a lot of shit. Some rightfully, some less so, but they will always remain one of the mainstream's most ambitious bands conceptually, even if they may have been one of the least ambitious musically. Every album was different, from nu metal to U2 to progressive nonsense to synthpop to whatever, they never stood still, and time may look back on them more kindly.
Chester's voice, above any of their music, may remain one of the most iconic and powerful of my generation, and no more than in this song from his less-lauded side project, comfortably the most appropriate in light of the news.
"When I look to the stars, I know just where you are. You're looking down upon me"
>>77285240
based fucking daniel
daniel should have died in the earthquake. the fact he survived is the most tragic thing about that day.
Let's start with small steps:
10min free of autism and namefag discussion.
Score predictions for the semis lads?
>>77285240
This kid has deep rooted issues my word...
>>77285260
crusaders by 10, at least 30 points overall
hurricanes by 20
>>77285268
>canes by 20
wew laddie
>>77285240
tragic.
(the post not the suicide)
>>77285260
Crusaders 20-12
Lions 33-27
Linken Park is pretty forgettable tttt.
Listened to their music the other day and their early stuff I use to enjoy is pretty cringe and the latest stuff just isn't up my alley.
Nothing of value was lost to be frank.
>>77285275
just you watch m8ey
my sadies are gonna butt heads with the hurries in an All-NZ final
>>77285283
this is devvo cunt
>>77285285
i think hurrs will win but 20 points is a bit silly
Rematch in the fog.
>>77285287
I'm not Devvo I hate Auckland with a passion and support the based Hurricanes.
>>77285287
That's Devvo LORD to you
>>77285283
I listen for a bit of nostalgia from the days when me and the lads would share music through bluetooth
>>77285293
devvo shitter
>>77285283
>Nothing of value was lost to be frank.
A pathetic loser thing to say about the passing of anyone. Would rather read Danny's shit than this tryhard edgy faggotry
>>77285260
if its wet crusaders by 15 or more
if its dry crusaders by <7
canes by 7
>>77285260
SF Crusaders by 12
SF Hurricanes by 7
F Crusaders by 15 in a "close one."
>tfw you have an enormous trouser snake
observe thine 'za
>>77285260
20-13 Poosaders
33-20 Hurrs
>>77285305
This is GODiel
>>77285299
You'll have to excuse him, he's from Wellington.
The bitter winds forge a bitter soul.
>>77285305
>Glad you could pull yourself away from those korean cartoons Daniel, Hugh and I were just about to start :) You mind grabbing the camera?
>>77285305
2015 /cric/ called and they want their shitty memes back
>2015 was 30 years ago
Fuck lads where does the time go?
>>77285330
straight down the shitter m8
just took a massive passing of time lads
Remember the awful RWC threads with the intense poopeelian autism?
I do.
>>77285294
It's pretty much all nostalgic. In 10 years time no one will be playing their music to their kids saying that's what the listened to growing up.
>>77285299
I have no respect for people who commit suicide leaving behind a family, let alone guys like this that left behind 2 families. Not from Welly either lad.
>>77285357
That still happens now in almost every thread
>>77285360
Gentleben isn't trying to be a pest though
>>77285359
> no one will be playing their music to their kids saying that's what the listened to growing up.
All western music will be banned under sharia law m8
>>77285370
Soon masha'llah
>>77285368
Of course he's not trying, it's just who he is
>>77285359
>have no respect for people who commit suicide leaving behind a family, let alone guys like this that left behind 2 families
Explain why not.
>>77285385
Because it's a horrible thing to do?
>hooper fardy pocock
>hardcock
>>77285360
No I mean Josh or Matt or whichever one of those faggots with the constant shitposting, shemales etc.
>>77285393
Why? You still have not explained yourself by rewording it to call it horrible.
I'm friends with the Dame. Please AMA.
>>77285399
Matt was based and elite though.
>>77285408
Josh then
>>77285385
By killing himself he only has a negative on his family from now on. By getting help and not liking himself he has the potential to do good. It's also cowardly.
Some potential > only negitave
>>77285393
Pretty much this.
>>77285408
t. fatt
>>77285415
His family needed him, and that alone means he has value. Every life has great value, and every suicide is a tragedy, no matter how worthless some people may think they are.
why should i respect a dead coward?
>>77285405
show us what b webz is doing at sky city
>>77285424
Pansy
>>77285431
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWbf_6ihJnw/
>>77285424
I agree with you.
What he has done to others is tragic. What he has done to himself is cunty dick move. I feel sorry for his families but nothing for him.
>>77285431
punting his earnings away
>>77285443
kek fucking manlet is A Smith taller than him?
never been to a casino before desu
>>77285467
Awful places.
>>77285468
really? I'm a competent poker player, I reckon I could fish some of the late night drunks for some bucks
>>77285467
absolutely NO reason to ever go to one
>>77285444
Ye spake that nothing of value was lost, which is incorrect. You also seem to believe he is the malefactor and not a victim. It is important to recognise this is not the case.
>>77285470
Just my opinion. really sad scummy atmosphere.
>>77285467
>>77285468
You'll see statschink there.
>>77285473
yeah I guess looking at the addicts sat at the pokies would be a bit sad, but like for a one off night with friends it couldn't be too bad
>>77285472
Not a fan of this gimmick so far lad
>>77285114
I've been around since 2015
>t. Cricket World Cup
>>77285491
I stand corrected, that's pretty new
>>77285481
I'm sure the ritzy casinos of the world (i.e. without slots) are amazing places, but NZ casinos are just not the case
>>77285491
kys newcunt
>>77285506
>>77285495
See >>77285405 Are you friends with MemeKenzie on facebook? I do not think so. Do not @ me.
Who's the Tom Brady of shitty anglo football?
>>77285517
McKenzie is a christs college fuckhead and a total shitter. Being his friend on facebook just shows that you too are a christs college shitter and worthy of our derision
>>77285521
deflating isn't a tactic in rugby
>>77285521
nobody
>>77285521
are you talking about soccer or rugby. fuck you on about lad
>>77285521
Dan Carter
>>77285521
Your mum.
>>77285467
Casino's are pretty based if you know what you're doing.
Very easy to make a quick buck at them.
>>77285521
Daniel "7 whiskys neat then hit the streets" Carter
Daniel "full of booze must be time for a cruise" Carter
Dan "DUI it's in our DNA" Carter
>>77285537
Filthy gambling shill.
Daniel 'double brown im driving to town' Carter
>>77285546
That was my meme and thanks for keeping it alive lad.
>>77285575
no worries mate it's iconic
>>77285575
It's the best one tbqh
>everyone gets called to dinner
>>77285642
>Based mum, doing some snapper in the pan
What is /rug/ having for dinner?
>>77285647
Tell her I said ssup
>>77285679
Dad get off 4chinz you'll get me banned again if you keep posting all that hentai.
>>77285698
Doubt that's even your dad desu.
>>77285838
I am his dad.
>>77285881
Thanks for the clip around the ears while I was doing the dishes. Stole your last Woodstock out of the fridge to walk home with.
And he was always a great disappointment to me.
>>77285892
Based YourDad.
Why is Fonotia only now getting Samoa caps? He's not amazing but he's good for their standards
Just took a massive consistent rugby officiating lads, wouldn't use the bathroom for a while 2bh
>>77285936
Embarrassing.
>>77285659
Reminder to report all Garold posts.
>>77285928
Related to nz-eligible player rules in super rugby. Iirc a franchise can only have x number of non NZ eligible players. So he waited till he went to Wales so it wouldn't affect his SR team. If that makes sense.
>>77286027
i.e. as soon as he played for Samoa, he was no longer a "NZ eligible player" and there's only limited spots for such players in a SR squad.
>>77286005
Please. It's Gayrold. Poccock for POTY this year.
>le NZ political banter
>>77286048
>not just taking a dump around the sign so people start associating the candidate with the smell of feces
>>77286050
Or spray-painting "kys statschink's mum" on Melissa Lee's billboard.
>>77286050
based young nats
Should honestly kick Australia out of SR and import some NH teams.
Basically free wins, but with more revenue
From Christchurch to the Mount to meet with Gary Morgan
Who? What? fuck you on about
Huh?
Don't ever reply to me again
Lads I got a cease and desist letter from a firm called "Shitspouter and Associates" that says if I don't stop bullying their sweet boy they are going to sue me for pain and suffering in the sum of "the cost of a 12 pack of mcnuggets".
Should I get legal advice?
>>77286243
I'm one of the few, if not the only poster who ever responds to your shitty posts. Without me you are nothing.
>>77286274
it was alright until the mcnuggets lad
>>77286274
This probably seemed funny as you typed it out.
>>77286274
Pathetic
>>77286274
I assume this is some sort of dig at me but if you're serious send me an email and I'll help you out. Just be aware that I'm not cheap.
>>77286322
Thanks mate appreciate it
>>77286605
>admitting to breaching s23 of the Solicitors and Conveyancers Act
absolute fucking state of you. Say goodbye to ever having your ticket gay boy.
>>77282774
me oh my i have enjoyed that yes boy
Womens world cup next month lads, I hope you're hyped
>>77286660
B Abbie's first day of law school?
Nice to see the first thing you do is run to 4chan to impress me.
>>77286738
I'm getting quite sick of this lawyer narrative of yours, can't you switch it up to something somewhat less insufferable?
>>77286821
I won't change my life to appease you. I like to keep work and study separate from /rug/ as this is an escape. Gentle peen likes chatting law with me because he wants to be my mate.
>>77286721
The only hype there is would be how much it'd boost Ireland's chances of hosting the 2023 RWC. The WRWC format is pants on head retarded.
Hi friends
>>77288040
Mholweni
>>77288196
Sorry mate I don't speak black, stop trying so hard.
>>77288040
Hoe gaan dit?
Which Premiership team should I bandwagon? I like Baths jersey but apart from Watson and Faletau I know fuck-all about their players
>>77289050
Warriors
Make sure you watch BBC One at 8:30 tonight bong time.
Men, Boys & Eating Disorders - Panorama
Rugby referee Nigel Owens meets men and boys to hear their moving accounts of the impact of their eating disorders, and he confronts his own battle with bulimia.
>>77289309
Bet he swallowed when he was giving the bjs out in the locker room
>>77289050
Leicester are the gentlemans choice and I'm not even English.
*wakes up*
*dabs*
kiwis are up.
*dasb*
*shits*
*sniffs*
*leaves*
Name my band.
*dabs through the waterview tunnel*
Stop
>>77290711
Asian Obesity Epidemic
He's finally lost it lads.
He's at it again lads.
>>77289050
>>77290859
marshy has lost it
>>77290870
never had it.
>>77269014
The based TAURANGODS
I shall be bandwagoning the 'Canes for the remainder of the tournament.
Where are my Wellington bro's?
>>77291589
Based sharks bro
>>77289050
Go for Bath, it's got the comfiest stadium in the premiership.
>>77291589
What a lad. Are you muscular, strong and attractive as all Canes supporters and players are?
>>77291686
>the rec
More like the WRECK kek
Odds I duck out of work and go see Dunkirk evens I buy a ticket and fly down to chch for the game
>>77291686
yeah might just go for Bath. I liked Northampton last year but that was almost entirely because of Picamoles. Now that he's gone they're pretty dull
Might take a bath when I get home tbqh lads
>>77295185
Baths are just shithouse showers for fat people.
>>77295544
How's the studio apartment going la?
>>77295959
The three bedroom townhouse? Good.
I actually have a shower/bath, but the little knob thing that switches the water is fucked so at the moment it's a shower that takes place in a bathtub. The misso has been on me about fixing it because she enjoys a soak and a bath bomb every now and again. Anyway how is your sex life?
>>77296474
not the other guy but is your house on stilts?
>>77296474
Good mate. I have a gf, but I don't need to bring it up every 5 mins because I'm not insecure like you are.
>>77296489
No. I live in a subdivision of the yard of an old Queenslander that has been lifted and turned into a two storey house. The townhouses were built in 2005.
>>77296491
That's good. My missus and I would hate it if us talking about our enduring love for one another got under your skin.
Just shaved my balls and got a haircut lads haha
>>77296633
>tfw getting your balls sucked
>>77296637
don't know that feel
>just cut my balls and shaved my head
Just got a pay rise lads. I'll get the beers this weekend.
Just paid 1800 to fix my fucking car lads. Seething. Someone buy me a beer.
>>77296677
what went wrong?
>>77296717
Cam belt.
Replace them when they advise you to lads.
>>77296728
valves met pistons?
An Audi A4 cam job is 1800+ just to replace as they have to pull the front end of the car off ha.
>>77296677
This is /rug/ please refrain from off topics.
>>77296728
>haven't had a service since i got my car
>>77297025
Wasn't as bad as it could've been, just a blown out bearing and shrapnel everywhere. It didn't actually do any real damage, but a new belt/bearing/pump kit is 1400 on a Soobie
>>77297085
Fuck up faggot I'll end you
>>77297085
t. Literal 16 year old who's never had a car
>>77292504
Indeed I am lad.
Inside centre who dabbed in some male modelling post-school, so I think my credentials check out.
>>77297094
This is not very smart
>>77297094
how do you even get your wof m8
>>77297211
Made your mum woof last night lad
>>77297151
Do not (You) me.
>>77297257
Eat shit faggot
>>77297257
Why are you driving a LHD car in NZ, cockbreath?
Chiefies t bh
Hello niggers
Australian. Rugby.
landers will win it all
>>77297085
onya findlay
>>77297405
BASED chiefs fan
>>77297405
Fuck that's average.
>need visa to move to japan
>need degree to get visa
>need GCSEs to get degree
Who /too old for this shit/ here?
>>77297482
>he didnt get a merit average in NCEA
>>77297482
I am literally emigrating to Melbourne start of next year.
You have no excuse, and no one to blame other than yourself.
If you really want something, then go for it.
Beta's do NOT belong in /rug/
>>77297503
There's probably more niggers in Melbourne nowadays than in jigaboo land.
>>77297257
I used to drive a 1994 BMW 525i. Trade in for $500 when I graduated uni. Called it rufus the ratmobile.
>>77297503
Any retard can move to Australia, Japan is far stricter on letting people in.
>>77297527
You'll fit right in with the lack of sex you're having.
>>77297515
No idea what the point of this post is, but alright lad, if you say so.
>>77297382
Based Findlay.
>>77297544
bantered the FUCK out lads
>>77297544
Jokes on you, Japan has a prominent escort scene.
>>77297565
It's spelled "eSports" FYI.
>>77297527
Worked in Japan for 6 years AMA
>>77297598
What was the eSports scene like?
>>77297607
No idea. I'm not a nerd.
>>77297598
Did you work in Japan for 7 years?
>>77297634
Shut it fuckhead
>>77297196
It's a solid car.My dad and i have checked it multiple times. I just haven't got it done officially. Considering I got it a year ago and it was serviced then i'm not that far over
Garold: the man that saved /rug/
>>77297654
Kya gayrold
>>77297598
davido-san pls
>>77297659
>>77297639
Pay your taxes or get out.
>>77297598
What was the best thing about living there?
What was the worst thing about living there?
>>77297711
Good:
banging Japanese girls, food, beer, travel, randomness of it all
Bad:
work
>>77285405
Daily reminder that I'm friends with Dame on Facebook.
Daily reminder to report all Gayrold posts.
GOATrold
Proclaiming myself to be lord of /rug/
I'm already lord of /éire/
Gayrold fuck off
>>77298082
We've already got a captain m8.
>Gaylord
>>77298091
Post an updated /rug/ XV
>>77298091
That would be me
I call No.8 too
>>77298108
You may apply for vice captain, but you've missed official captain selection by a long shot.
>>77298082
Not once have I proclaimed to be the lord of /rug/ I've simply stated that Hannah Laity is the Queen of it though.
>>77298095
My name is Garold you blind fuck.
>>77298115
>vice captain
rather be coach desu
>>77298098
15. Israel Dagg
14. Waisake Naholo
13. Anton Lienert-Brown
12. Sonny Bill Williams
11. Rieko Ioane
10. Beauden Barrett
9. Aaron Smith
8. Kieran Read (captain)
7. Sam Cane
6. Jerome Kaino
5. Sam Whitelock
4. Brodie Retallick
3. Owen Franks
2. Codie Taylor
1. Joe Moody
>>77298128
wtf I love Garold now
>>77298098
Meme XV or actual /rug/ lads?
>>77298135
An actual /rug/ xv would only have about 5 people and all of them would be FSPs.
GES would be a manlet fullback
>>77298149
Shitspouter would be the ball boy.
Meme XV
1.
2. LFWRLABM
3.
4. Le Avocado Man
5.
6. Bluehat
7. Tard
8. *wipes face*
9.
10.
11.
12.
13. Dab King
14.
15. Le Favourable Bounce Man
>>77298166
Ebin for 5 and Tanaka for 9
>>77298172
Was thinking Shitoje at 5. Pure meme.
>>77298172
Tamara has faded into obscurity.
Need hot new memes.
>>77298179
*Tanaka
>>77298179
What other memes are there at 9 right now? Muh standing leg? *yells at ref*?
>>77298184
That poofy blonde saffa twink is pretty memey
>>77298184
le toilet sex man
>>77298188
This little cumdump?
>>77298166
sunni's got to be on any meme xv
>>77298184
>this utterly newfag-tier meme game
>>77298205
Oh yeah he's a total poof but no the saffa
>>77298217
FARTASS
>>77298217
Mate, I'm trying to keep things current. Marshy would get my vote for that slot otherwise.
>>77298166
Bryn Gatland for X
>>77298286
Too many kiwis.
Meme XV
1. BEEEAAAAASSSSSTTT!
2. LFWRLABM
3.
4. Le Avocado Man
5. Ebin
6. Bluehat
7. Tard
8. *wipes face*
9.
10.
11.
12.
13. Dab King
14.
15. Le Favourable Bounce Man
I reckon we could throw $BW in the mix too
me
>>77298333
In what world is beauden more of a meme than either memeletkenzie or halfpenny?
This shit is fucking wild. And you've clearly forgotten the greatest attacking fullback in world rugby. I'm actually vommitting with rage rn.
>>77298424
>le stale old memes man
Going to bed /rug/. See you all tomorrow!
kys
Meme XV
1. BEEEAAAAASSSSSTTT!
2. LFWRLABM
3.
4. Le Avocado Man
5. Ebin
6. Bluehat
7. Tard
8. *wipes face*
9.
10. Le Favourable Bounce Man
11.
12. Fartass
13. Dab King
14.
15. Memekenzie
>>77298468
Put Coles on the wing and bring in that bright red Hooker from the Cheetahs.
>>77298468
99:55 man at 3
Meme XV
1. BEEEAAAAASSSSSTTT!
2. that bright red Hooker from the Cheetahs
3. 99:55 man
4. Le Avocado Man
5. Ebin
6. Bluehat
7. Tard
8. *wipes face*
9.
10. Le Favourable Bounce Man
11.
12. Fartass
13. Dab King
14. LFWRLABM
15. Memekenzie
>99:55 man
I don't get it
When do the RWC19 tickets go on sale lads?
>>77298566
France v Wales from this year's 6N. France got a winning try at 99:55 after 20 minutes of pretty much nothing but scrums.
Who is Fart ass?
Gentle tap man should be there
I've found a pic of Gayrold.
>>77298744
Forgot to attached the file but Dubs confirm
>>77298756
What a horny little cunt.
>>77298721
>>77298721
I gently tapped your mum last night lad
>Rugby is a sport for real m-
Oh.
>>77298905
>>77298962
Whatever you say big guy.
>>77298971
What is wrong with his face?
>>77298756
>>77298774
That kid has an elite tier colour laser printer. She should let him get all up in them guts.
>>77299213
I courted my lady by painting portraits of her.
Laser printing is the opium of the lower classes.
>>77299313
Did your mum put them on the fridge after you gave them to her?
>>77299098
That's what a real man looks like, you faggot.
JJ Watt would destroy everyone in rugby with ease.
>>77299801
>real men wear pads so they don't hurt themselves
kek
>the phonecall that saved /rug/
>>77299801
He has a manlet physique. James Haskell would booty blast him and fuck his girlfriend, who is probably fat too.
>>77300310
howzit nige boet
Rúgbi
rugger mugger
Paddy Jackson always did have a rapey look in his eye
2bh
kiwis are up.
>Ireland are the good gu-
>>77303652
>>77303868
Anyone else stressed at work waiting for an announcement about China from a particular Minister?
*logs into the 'chon*
Hello i am here now
>>77303838
good lads, hopefully she was a kiwi
>>77298756
Who is Hannah Laity?
>>77304753
>wishing rape on people
British and Irish are just human waste lads. I suggest we discontinue engaging with them on /rug/.
>>77304966
Kiwis aren't people
>>77305002
Did Paddy Jackson go back in time and rape a girl, and this was the outcome? Would explain a lot
>>77305002
So the greatest rugby nation on Earth are subhuman, and yet here you are grovelling in our thread. Pretty pathetic to be perfectly honest.
I love seeing Brits struggle to gain some semblance of relevance in /rug/ by insulting BSKs. Whatever makes you feel better I guess.
>>77305583
>greatest rugby nation on earth
>loses lions series 1-1
>clinging to the Lions series after /rug/ has moved on
>not pathetic
>w-we've moved on guys!
>stop mentioning that time we thought we were going to win 3-0
Hurricanes 2bh
>>77306330
Are you one of those black saffers who supports anyone but the saffer team in rugby?
>>77306175
What's your actual purpose here? Certainly not to discuss rugby.
So what is it?
Just shitposting?
Have you had a bad day and want to let out some aggro?
Surely there's better places you can do that.
>>77304821
Le favourable fuck woman
>>77304821
Le Woman Who Looks Like a Man, Man
>>77306919
Dont let the donuts burn m8
>>77306715
>this post
>this flag
Holy shit the sheer lack of self awareness is fucking staggering.
>Sean McMahon has signed a 2 year deal in Japan that will probably see him miss the 2019 World Cup
Fuck New South Wales.
>>77307414
>>77307281
Nobody likes you
Dead poomunity
>>77309048
*dabs thread alive*
>>77307281
What is your actual purpose here? Certainly not to discuss rugby.
So what is it?
Just shitposting?
Have you had a bad day and want to let out some aggro?
Surely there's better places you can do that.
*dsasb*
Rugby.
>>77309756
Nah he is gratified by replies from kiwiposters and the flags here ensures nationality.
He probably posts in stuff articles too
>>77310225
shit sport desu
LBWELAFM
>>77310244
Go back to /cric/
>>77310244
You better not be a curry m8 I swear to God
Crusaders tttt
Has a phone call EVER actually saved a general?
>>77310379
Phone calls can save entire continents m8
>>77310379
A phone call literally saved poopeelian rugby.
What's for tea /rug/?
Sossies here, can't be arsed cooking.
>>77310488
Mum's making mousetraps.
>>77310494
based mum
You're still a faggot though
>>77310488
I'm going to Hide
>>77310524
Hide where mate?
>>77310529
Banter
>>77310524
you're going to get a Hide-ings when that saffa shows up at Auck Intl.
Made a thread, hope you like it.
>>77310547
>>77310547
>>77310547
>>77310547
>>77310529
The mount
>>77310539
I'll be the first one waiting at the terminal
>>77310536
Thanks
500th for filthy carpet