Bundesliga

Is this the least retarded /bundes/ thread on /sp/ rn?

>amerifat tennis /pol/tard thread
>least retarded
no

sooooo many potential /bundes/ threads

Honestly, I think it really is. Better stay here.

hello

>Starke U21-EM und eine Bundesliga-Saison zwischen Bank und Startelf: so könnte man die vergangenen zwölf Monate von Hoffenheim-Eigengewächs Jeremy Toljan (22) zusammenfassen. Der variabel einsetzbare Außenverteidiger wird in der Transfermarkt-Gerüchteküche aktuell mit einem Wechsel zu den Tottenham Hotspur in Verbindung gebracht - sein 2018 auslaufender Vertrag macht ihn noch interessanter.
>Seitdem die „Spurs“ ihren Stamm-Rechtsverteidiger Kyle Walker für 51 Millionen Euro an Manchester City verkauft haben, sind die Londoner auf der Suche nach Verstärkung und das Gerücht nimmt an Fahrt auf. In diesem Sommer hat Rosen - Stand heute - folglich letztmals die Chance, Toljan zu einem angemessenen Preis zu transferieren. Im Sommer 2011 wechselte der damals 16-Jährige von der U17 des VfB Stuttgart für 500.000 Euro nach Sinnsheim.

Chelsea will destroy Bayern screenshot this post.

what if I told you anime is not real

>>77298952
>cuckenheim
If they let a talent like him go to England they deserve to be relegated.

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>>77298994
no bullying pls

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>>77299005
Was thinking the same. Should be interesting to see how they're going to perform this season with (probably) half of their 16/17 squad gone and 2 games per week.

>>77298974
fingers crossed

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Did Wurstl paid for this article?

Anyone want to o play xbox? Add me.

Gamertag: STEVENF

>>77299262
I'm too autistic for online play desu + I don't own an Xbox1

Não

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who /erlangen/ here?
/bundes/ meet and greet when?

fuck off, tobi

Ich finde die Summen einfach nur noch pervers. Schon Pogbas Ablöse war ja nicht mehr normal, aber jetzt mal eben nochmal fast das Doppelte?!? Langsam wird unser heissgeliebter Fussball ekelhaft und menschenverachtend.

>>77299692
It's nice to know that humans can be worth more than a hundred million.
Usually only machinery is costs that much.

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>humans

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will bohjanbalo get more minutes this season?

Are we back?

>>77299851
oh my

>>77299851
Is this really Gorges?

t. anon with prosopagnosia

>>77299880
it's yer mum

>>77299880
Who nose?

>>77299895
I said I'm "anon with prosopagnosia" not "Ödipus"

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>Mit 28,5 Millionen Euro investierten die 16 Klubs der Chinese Super League im dort bereits zu Ende gegangenen Sommer-Transferfenster deutlich weniger als in den vorherigen Jahren. Dennoch droht mehreren Medienberichten zufolge gleich 13 der 16 Erstliga-Klubs der Lizenzentzug. Der Grund: Probleme bei der Auszahlung der Spielergehälter.
>Betroffen sind unter anderem Tianjin Quanjian, neuer Klub von Angreifer Anthony Modeste, sowie der aktuelle Tabellenführer Guangzhou Evergrande.

>tfw Tianjin isn't able to pay the money for Modeste and the EffZeh is in danger having a deficit of 30mil€ in their books

>>77299963
that doesn't make any sense. the main reason oedipus fucked his mum was that he didn't know what she looked like

>>77300005
>me wants putting dick in dat fat pusy
>anon claiming this my mum
>me saying I not Oedi and fuck girl who is not my mum

If I fucked my mum I be Oedipus. I wanna fuck girl and I'm not Oedipus. Therefore girl not my mum unlike semenbody claimed.

Do you even into logic?

>>77300094
and i'm telling you that you are in fact oedipus and the girl in the pic is your mum

>diverata

>>77299747
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/702433/artikel_chicharitos-erben_pohjanpalo-hofft-auf-mehr-spiele.html

listening to Solomun & Âme & Moderat - Ketamine Kettle now~

>>77298753
>/pol/tard
'no'

>>77300116
I wonder who will post to wonder why the TV is not central in the alcove

>>77300408
>alcove
i will not remember that word

does real based leipzig have a youtube channel? will their friendly be broadcast on there?

>>77300408
maybe they don't want to block the socket

>>77300541
they stream it on their website as far as i know

>>77300553
Hmm. That is probably the reason.

>>77300564
thx faam

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Based DFB

>>77300704
>implying he wouldn't knutschi the players

>>77300564
stream here
https://www.dierotenbullen.com/de

love me love me, say that you love me

Fool me, fool me
Go on and fool me

i dont even know you're name

ugh

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visiting kopenhagen and fristad christiania hehe

how scared should fc bavaria munich be?
them: pretty good, old
RBL: very good, young

>>77301135
tobi

>>77301211
not scared at all

what are our chances this years? i am speaking about Schalke 04

stuck with the cardigans now

>>77301238
europa league places

>>77301238
60%

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>>77301238
not good. look at this atrocious dabbing technique... he had almost one year to learn zis!

should have been a red desu
went in with studs raised at sabitzers knee

>that one anon who calls others "young lady" if they did something inappropriate

chelsea-bayern-25072017-1en.mp4

>>77301272

fuckin Chink money. Embolo is future goat anyway so who cares? and that young guy from Nantes looks like he will shine. >we lack a goalie and a good ole striker who will blast em goals.

>>77301429
>we lack a goalie
i actually rate fahrmann

>>77301429
That's Embolo?? Fuck, I honestly was wondering why Pogba was wearing a >Schalke suit.

>german humour

>>77300704
>Weil er auf Männer steht, bestünde die Gefahr, dass er Spieler aufgrund der Attraktivität bevorteilen könne, hieß es.

And how come that no man is referee in a women's match?

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what is wrong with this guy

>>77301576
abck2 >>/pennis/

>>77301544

>german humour

>>77301445

he is ok. but not good. we have move up from decent to good.

>>77301668
>Score one fluke goal in the WC
>"HE'S FUCKING WORLD CLASS! SOMEONE SHOULD PAY £400m FOR HIM! BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD!"
>Fast forward three years
>"WHEN WILL HAMAS FIND HIS FORM AGAIN!"

Goys need to learn the difference between "prime", "form", "a good game" and "a good season" because at the minute they're just used interchangeably.

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>>77301679
>not rating it

>>77301429

sikerím hahaha

>>77301745
prime = messi from 2008-present
form = costa season Nr. 1
a good game = hamez
a good season = harry kane

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would have never expected him to score here

>>77301802
>danish """""defending""""

timo werner ist ein sehr gut sohn

niklas süle is literally a better robert huth in young. hes perfect for england. surprised jospe didnt splash a fiffy on him

implying bayern dont need a substitute striker

>>77301779

dönerci naber? sen hangi takımlısın?

ja, einen döner, kräuter-scharf mit alles bitte

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Ingolstadt bought otavio from linz

>augustin

>>77300704
kek

>we can actually fail to make it out of the group stage this time
Jones has to fuck off!

Where is the lineup, Denmark?

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>>77301272
>chink takes some dub lessons from nignog

>>77302353
good

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>rudedorf

>>77301783
Kane's had several good seasons so far. He's in better 'form' than Costa ever was considering Costa's performances were less consistent over time.

>>77302613

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>Kemme not playing again

it's like they don't want to win.

>>77302459
>'friendly'

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hmmm... thoughts?

All these German flags make me nervous.

Watching the darts

>>77301185
>funding organised crime

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>tfw comfy rain the whole day

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>>77304613
same here

>thinking a rainy day in July is comfy
ishygddt

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>>77305191
this image is cancer

>>77301700
>>german humour
Was not trying to be funny you little shit, they look like fucking twins.

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>>77305281
no

>>77305422
>>77305438

>>77301745
>HAMAS
>Not "Jamás"
You had one job.

>>77305191
>not liking rain

ultra pleb desu

>>77306129
this

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>>77306129
Having around 15°C all day and this amount of rain at end of July is wrong and you know it.

>>77299851
Why is this still up?

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>>77306648
I have no problem with it desu.

>>77306633
if its for weeks yes. but a few rain days in summer are top comfy

Denmark?

>>77306633
wtf i dont trust science now!!!

>>77306648
Because my dick us still up

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Yes hello Denmark here.

God, I have so many regrets.

Yes, good night.

>>77306718
(s)he's zzzzzzing

>>77306750
>(s)he

its they/them

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>>77306741
and why is that?

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>>77306740
>>77306740
>>77306740
i dont believe you

>>77306761
Reported for what.

What a faggot.

Also
>Announcing reports
Back to led.ddit lad

You rang?

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>>77306761
nothing pershonel kiddo

>>77306769
No it's xir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXA1PN0Kgao

night

>>77306775
I stayed up too late.

>>77306849
sleep tight

>>77306860
I know that feel

>>77306882
good night sweetie

I'm gonna have another cheeky beer

>>77306980
Juplier?

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same here

>>77307006
no lidl

Nigger

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I think that I should to sleep now too.
good night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H2rFi_Bc54

>>77307384
gonna give it a listen later. sleep tight

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>>77307384
based jazzbro
thanks for posting
dat bass at 4mins

>>77307362
pls delet

>>77307452
hmmm nice pic might visit. swiss is expensive as shit tho

>>77307548
Austria is cheaper and just as beautiful tßh

>>77307563
yeah I know. been to austria numerous times

>>77307588
Well, mr. well traveled can fan, which European city is the best? And which country is best for general sightseeing?

>>77307604
>best

hard to say. v dependent on individual taste. I like amsterdam, dresden and nuremberg from my experiences

>general sightseeing

anything south from germany is pretty good. austria/italy/spain and also slovenia/croatia is pretty good landscape/sightseeing wise and its pretty close since its just a few hours by car

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>denmark doesnt approve me visiting fristad christinia

>>77304613
paired with high pitched live singing from downstairs and running, vibrating washing machine from somewhere else in the appartment complex.
yesterday was the first day i used oropax to fall asleep

>>77306633
isnt the moon responsible for the water staying where it stays? saved anyways

Morning

>>77310047
morning

bye

>>77310060
Where you going

>>77306633
There is no down in space

Yea, good morning.

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

>>77306683
>a few rain days
average ammount of rain in july/august: 80-90 l/m2
ammount of rain in july this year: 270 l/m2

>>77298618
Nice carpet. Looks like it's from the Tabriz region.

>>77309808
Hehe I don't care, I hope you have a great time!

Pernille Harder of the Danish women's national team and Magdalena Ericsson of the Swedish are in a relationship with each other.

okay

drowning here

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>>77311507
>Get on the boat

Fug dis

>>77311088
>those lips
lamo

>>77310290
yes, thanks for reminding me.

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>Wie der „Kicker“ berichtet, habe man bei den Verantwortlichen der Dortmunder aufgrund der Leistungen bei der Asien-Reise zuletzt zwar auf Besserung gehofft, sieht diese nach dem Auftritt im Test gegen den VfL Bochum (2:2) allerdings gefährdet. Im anstehenden Trainingslager in Bad Ragaz habe Mor nochmals die Chance, seine Fortschritte unter Beweis zu stellen, dennoch zähle er zur Riege der Profis, die den Verein noch verlassen könnten.
___________________________________________________

>Nachdem mit Juan Bernat ein Linksverteidiger wegen eines Risses des Syndesmosebandes im linken Sprunggelenk drei Monate ausfällt, beschäftigt man sich beim FC Bayern München offenbar mit dem Gedanken, einen weiteren Neuzugang zu verpflichten. Laut „Bild“ spielt in diesen Überlegungen auch Jeremy Toljan eine Rolle.
___________________________________________________

>Hamburg ist derweil laut einem Bericht der „SportBild“ bereit, 6 Millionen Euro für den 24-jährigen Niederländer [Denswil] zu investieren. Getragen werden soll die Ablöse demnach von Investor Klaus-Michael Kühne. Auch das potentielle Gehalt, das bei 3 Millionen Euro liegen soll, müsste durch zusätzliche Einnahmen generiert werden.

>pic of hot chick is up all night and nobody minds
>some Sören reports it because tits on people with pussies trigger him
>bundes gets instantly autosaged

Reminder that we wasn't on auto until some faggot reported it for teh lulz.

>>77311987
>germans

du dummer mongo

>>77311987
It was probably one of the burgers

New thread when?

>>77312002
As much as I like to blame burgers for everything, this time it wasn't probably him. nsfw shit stays in tennis threads sometimes up for 3-4 days until the thread hits the bump limit and gets archived.

you should fuck off back to your shit tennis thread then

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>>77312077
Me on the left lmaoing at ur butthurt

>>77312076
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77298618/#77306648

>>77312077
Calm down, Sören. I've been longer in /bundes/ than you. If it triggers you that people also browse other tthreads/boards then you should just fck off and go back to your trap porn.

>>77312088
I'm still not entirely convinced that there is more than one burger poster in this these threads.

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>>77312112
>I'm still not entirely convinced that there is more than one burger poster in this these threads.
I can assure you there is[spoiler]n't[/spoiler]

>>77312112
>I'm still not entirely convinced that there is more than one burger poster in this these threads.
I believe that there are at least two. But who cares.

>>77312112
>I've been longer in /bundes/ than you.
i doubt that considering i literally created /bundes/

>>77312112
>triggering sören

why? he's just gonna spam us again

>Renato Sanches befindet sich vor dem Abflug. Nach Informationen der ‚L’Équipe‘ steht ein Wechsel zum AC Mailand kurz bevor. Bei den Rossoneri soll der Portugiese einen Vierjahresvertrag unterschreiben. Der FC Bayern kassiert dem Bericht zufolge eine Ablöse von rund 40 Millionen Euro.

>>77312226
good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Y6MPzB_DE

vernünftiger sparwurstl about granaten and their price

>>77312226
>40mil for Chief Keef
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy4nRbGqJRo

>>77312245
He looks like he's about to cry.
Who hurt you Uli? ;_;

>>77312276
he's sad because of the rising grenade price

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

It smells funny in here.

>>77310077
work

bye

>Neverkusen wants to sign """spanish""" youngster El Haddidi from Barcelona to replace Hernandez

>AC Milan makes a move on Chelsea's Costa

>New Modeste club about to lose license because of not paid salaries

New OP should have girl with carpet in it since it seems to be a proven concept.

2.Bundesliga will start in two days

Bayern in charge of developing talents

goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJNaYYLDJg

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>>77312993

>>77312993
rip Johannes' brother

don't drink and drive

>>77313247
>>77313278
>>77313286
classic denmark

>>77311088
hey this is pretty good, not cringe at all!!

>>77310820
okay

>>77311916
>Nachdem mit Juan Bernat ein Linksverteidiger wegen eines Risses des Syndesmosebandes im linken Sprunggelenk drei Monate ausfällt,
ugh
he looked so great and ambitious in the test matches he played

>>77311916
>beschäftigt man sich beim FC Bayern München offenbar mit dem Gedanken, einen weiteren Neuzugang zu verpflichten.
>because of the first three months of the season
in before another serdar tasci

>>77312769
>girl with carpet
unshaved

>>77312841
bye

>>77314528
I'm glad you replied. I made an off-hand comment that wasn't meant seriously and I didn't want to hurt you.

>>77314609
hehe i understood

basically i just wanted to use the devastated anime girl, i like that image

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http://www.dw.com/en/the-bundesliga-and-china-falling-in-love-again/a-37281085

hmm

>>77314702
whats with the other 38 percent

>>77314588
>unshaved
kys

>>77314730
you can follow multiple leagues
overall interest in "soccer" probably isn't much higher than 20%

>>77314792
okay

>>77314633
>>77314643
Good
It's like when I see the sad frog image. I always want to watch the league because I imagine the OP being sad.

Nice - Ajax 20:45