/trans/ - The memes are a changin' edition

>>77304927
Talking of difficult moves to pull off, Chelsea still haven’t sealed the deal for Alex Sandro. Antonio Conte is close to reaching the end of his tether, at which point he’ll start marching round the Chelsea boardroom handing out citizen’s arrests. What might placate the Italian, however, is that the Blues are still trying to get a deal over the line for the Juventus full-back and they’re also pursuing Southampton’s Virgil van Dijk and Internazionale’s Antonio Candreva.

>In today’s crazy world of transfer fees, Everton are close to signing Swansea’s Gylfi Sigurdsson for £45m, and £30m for Mamadou Sakho suddenly doesn’t seem that unreasonable. That’s how much Crystal Palace will have to pay if they want the Liverpool defender back at Selhurst Park. However Watford – or Hull – will have to part with only £8m if they want to take Lazar Markovic off Liverpool’s hands. They’re practically giving him away!

Unlike Leicester City, who aren’t budging on Riyad Mahrez. They’re not interested in Roma’s £20m. Although they might be willing to talk if the Italians chuck in another £10m. £45m for Gylfi, though. Roma can go higher than £30m. This one has saga potential.

>Borussia Dortmund want Jadon Sancho from City. Manchester United are still eyeing Bayern Munich’s Renato Sanches, who is apparently a real footballer and not a cautionary figure made up by clubs who want to scare youngsters away from joining one of the big boys too soon.

any update on the william carvalho to arsenal situation?

>Manu still eyeing Renato
Literally fucking why!!!!!!!

>>77304972
memes, lad

think of the memes

what did squires mean by that pic? Apart from showing his obvious United bias again

who /brasileirão/ here

>>77305018
He's a city supporter

>>77305018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zrCkifG-3Y

>>77305039
He's a Swindon supporter actually.

>barcelona and coutinho in full agreement, negotiations going on with liverpool - rac1
it's happening

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michu has retired lads

remember michu?

>>77305065
Just another La Liga flop and Premier League legend.

>>77305059
lmao christ I bet he lurks here

>>77305059
Nah he's just from swindon

>>77305065
Where did it all go wrong eh

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When is the PSG/Barca Nerman press conference?

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>>77305119

>>77305128
Apparently PSG do have scheduled a press conference for this week, hue media is heavily speculating that it will be to announce my boy nerman

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>>77305061
JUST

It's time for the PSG press conference
>US Summer Tour Press Conference
>Paris Saint-Germain - Juventus
nice

>>77305061
Ibe's better

>>77305202
Ibe's at Bournemouth

>>77305217
Buyback la

>>77305065
Reminds me of Luca Toni. Maybe it's his goal celebration.

NERMAN CONFIRMED TO PSG, HOLY SHIT

>>77305237
Rinks or get out

>@SkySportsPL 5 minutes ago
>BREAKING NEWS: Source close to Virgil van Dijk expects him to be a Liverpool player by end of the window.

Not really worthy of the 'breaking news' tag but it is a verified Sky Sports account.

Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy mocks ‘unsustainable’ spending
• Manchester City have spent more than £200 million this summer
• Spurs have yet to make a signing in the current transfer window
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jul/25/tottenham-chairman-daniel-levy-mocks-unsustainable-spending

would quite enjoy a fat slice of chocolate cake right now lads to be honest

>>77305288
Go get one then. Unless..

>he can't drive

PSG's press announcement is 57 minutes from now for all those interested, don't go to bed just yet

>>77305288
do you want my recipe for chocolate cake

Some unnamed prem club has spent 50 on carvalho

lol

>>77305309
It's just for the friendly

>>77305297
:c

>>77305018

Squires has got too big for his boots. Writing political essays on top of his comics these days. Fuckin DROPPED.

>>77305309
Where can you watch it?

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>It's my time
What Nerman means by this ?
sauce is last nerman facebook pic

psg conference live :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrXKfQKi00I

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>>77305339
He's done it for years. Dimwittery and finding politics in everything is a consequence of working at The Guardian.

>nerman to pay confirmed
Barca butthurt through the roof

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What's the PSG press conference about?

>>77305393
smelly willys in the training camp

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>*ruins football*

BOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77305371

yeah but it used to be one liners. Now it takes 10 minutes to read the whole thing. It's meant to be a light hearted comic ffs

>>77305393

Nothing /trans/ related

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He's ready, for me i think he's ready to prove his talent on the grand stage of the Champions League. For me he's up there with the likes of Neymar and Gareth Bale, he just never got the chance, he's a great player with great gaem awareness, versatility, tactical vigilence, composure on the ball, i think he will prove any doubters wrong

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>>77305021
/sp/fc

Well this is boring, but at the same time relieving.

>>77305503
that's how i feel when i shit on ur mum lmao

>>77305311
we will never find out who

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One mbappe please

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>>77305550
You're hard

>>77305571
is the city interest real or made up shit?

>>77305625
real, what's £160m between friends?

>>77305625
City tried to sign him last year but their 40 million bid was rejected by monaco

>>77305571
Can't wait to see Pep turn him into a wingback. He's going to score so many goals (for a wingback)

>>77305642
interdasting, I thought it was all made up

>>77305647

Why has he been buying so many fullbacks?

>>77305625
One of the most reliable City journos has just said that they've made an official approach

>>77305686
they released 3 and signed 3

>>77305686
Because they released like all of them so they had none available. Obviously if you're gonna ask for a fullback from a club when it's obvious you're desperate for them, they're going to ask for a very high price.

>>77305686

because he got rid of 4? Are Sagna, Zab, Clichy and Kolarov all gone? They fucking should be if Pep is serious about winning

City have offered £143m apparently, they don't think Real has the money on hand yet

>>77305712
yeh they have all gone now, pep isn't fucking around

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What did he mean by this?

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>arsenal setting sanchez go on a free next year
>lukaku and morata going to each other's dream club
>nerman saga
>mbappe saga
Is this the biggest meme window ever?

>>77305393
Brent crude hitting a quarterly low

binge reading david squires comics

>>77305288
WHat's your address? I'll mail you one

>>77305757
we'll make more than £50m (our highest offer received) by keeping him an extra year, because we wouldn't finish top 4 without him

Is City's Mbappe bid legit, or is this another "United have had a bid accepted for Bakayoko"?

>>77305808
City have been chasing hmmbop for a while now

>>77305801
>we wouldn't finish top 4 without him
thats true however i don't understand where the more than 50 million is coming from?

>>77305808
Looks like they've briefed journos, all the people reporting it are dedicated MC reporters following them on the tour

>>77305833
CL Prize money and sponsor conditions

>>77305821
>>77305843
k

>>77305862
>

>>77305801
that's based on the assumption that he will have a good season, as in giving it his all for the club that is holding him hostage

>>77305808
>Bakayoko

Please tell me this guy is Japanese??

Poor Fabinho, all of his mates left

>>77305757
Levy is just pissy because all his money is going to the stadium

>>77305833
No fans will turn up to games if sanchez is sold

>sign the team that beat you
Pep is a genius
>>77305905
Wouldn't be surprised if he was using the press to send a message to pochettino.
After all whenever Spurs sign the backups he wants he doesn't play them

>john stones 50m
>otamendi 35m
>mangala 40m
>bravo 17m
>walker 53m
>ederson 35m
>mendy 52m
>danilo 27m

money ain't a thing if i got it

>>77305921
>sign the team that beat you
At least he learned something from his time at Buyern

>>77305929
You now remember Man City.

>>77305929
You now remember FFP

If you were manager would you gamble on mbappe lads?

>Big news coming out of Spanish media... Radio station RAC1 report that Barcelona have agreed a deal with Liverpool midfielder Philippe Coutinho.

>>77305993
It's barely a gamble, the kid is amazing

>>77305993
not really a gamble, it's not like he's showing just promise or potential, he's showing everything. if he played at the level he played at last season, for the rest of his career, he's worth £160m. That's about £13m a season before wages

>>77306019
Messi to Liverpool swap.

>Barca panic buying Qtinho to please Nerman

kek, they're finished, should have sold him and reinvested in rebuilding midfield. Their finances are already pretty fucked.

>>77305757
Levy started the fire

>@FCBarcelona
>Gerard Piqué: "My Instagram post was a gut thing. I want Neymar Jr to stay" #FCBlive

Oh boy, so he really posted without telling him

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>>77305884
Yes, he is.

>>77306120
>no pic

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>>77306120
Haha what a fucking mong

>>77305993
I'd rather risk 180m on Mbraaape than waste 90m on Lukaku

>@FCBarcelona
>Mascherano: "The feeling is that Neymar will stay because he's so important to us all on a footballing and personal level" #FCBLive

So they really don't know yet.

>Barcelona bidding 80m to 100m for Coutinho
they can turn 360 degrees from anfield and walk away if they offer us that

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>>77306131

>>77306172
Liverpool will accept that

>>77306120
nah, neymar responds the pic right after saying 'thanks mr president' or some shit

>>77306172
He's gone, mate.

I thought the Syrian war was complex..

>>77306172
They'll be walking into the statium and stealing him though

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>>77306019

>w-we're not a selling club

>>77306172
I hope they bid 96

>>77306199
haha how epic would that be!

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What a time to be alive

When is the lester movie gonna be released

>el presidente
gay as fuck nicnkname desu.

Anyway, Barcelona is a sinking ship, nerman better get out ASAP.

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>>77306172
>What do you mean by "contending"? Do you know how much juicy 80m will help our net spend numbers?
Enjoy being behind Everton.

>@BrazilStat
>Piqué: "Neymar cannot be the protagonist at Barcelona, because the best will always be Messi, always."

kek, I thought Pique was meant to be the saviour

>>77306220
It was released before 15/16 season.

>>77306177
>>77306180
5 year contract, Coutinho isn't forcing anything, basically we have Barca by the balls. They had the same situation with Verratti and they failed miserably

If he wants out they better accept a world record fee, nothing less.

>>77306259
ebin

>Arsenal apparently bid £50m for Carvalho
>Arsenal apparently going to confirm Lemar for £45m this week

HOWLING. ABSOLUTELY HOWLING. NET SPEND TROPHY IS OURS ARSE CU C KS!

>>77305276
>jew against spending shekkels
colour me surprised

>>77306279
goodbye sanchez

>>77306259
XD

>>77306279
>lemar for 45m

loling

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27184083
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38121184
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38779233
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39612237
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36254631
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35624164

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32770765

>>77306286
Good. £50m for Sanchez is a fucking fortune.

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>>77306298
based, gonna miss big willy

>>77306298
fucking pathetic, as soon as I mention Arsecucks, you spam this shit, pathetic, fuck off to your general, nobody likes you. This is a Liverpool/Chelsea/City board.

>>77306152
He's coming to PSG. He is just waiting for the end of the USA tour to announce it.
It's done.

>>77306288
>>77306277
Deleted it you dickheads. It was just a joke

>>77306259
What the...

In the next week I expect a bunch of big signings. The domino effect will soon happen once clubs are ready to announce who they're selling. Everything's being kept in the dark so no one has to overpay.

>>77306326
>deleting posts
pussy

>>77306326
i liked it

you should be more confident and not delete things just because some people don't like them x

>>77306298
wow, I never though these transfers would happen, especially at those prices
its really worth checking them all out

>>77306297
>21 year old talent for £45m in this window is considered bad
not even an arsefag but that's a good deal desu.

>>77306326
bit like your life, m8.

>>77306326
But I clearly laughed anon, be more confident.

>>77306326
>>77306335
>>77306336
what was it? i missed it

>>77306343
laughing at the price because he will cost a lot more than that

>>77306349
Probably £45m+£10m addons. I read that Moneyco were OK with £53m.

>>77306348
It was simply ebin

>>77306348
picture of coutinho leaning on dead liverpool fans at hillsborough

>>77306348
yer mums pussy la'

>>77306348
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77304927/#77306259

Pleb.

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>>77306298
Lol what the fuck

>>77306396
then why delete it?

Ronaldo is too big that he's on his own tour of China.

>>77306318
>Liverpool scored 1 (One) penalty in that shootout
based willy

>>77306420
it was /trans/phobic

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>>77306429
>lallana choking and fumbling the ball on his way to the penalty spot

>>77306430
not really

>playing Liverpool supporting friend on Fifa
>tells me if he wins, he gets to show me highlights of Liverpool 5-1 Arsenal
>I say if I win, I get to show him highlights of Hillsborough

did i do gud

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>>77306429

>>77306478
haha send that to ladbible mate

>>77306478
haha

>>77306478
lol, banter

>>77306478
Yes, your imaginary banter went well.

Alexis PLEASE GO

hope Alexshit goes to PSG and then Neymar cucks him by staying at Barthelona, this would be dream scenario

>>77306530
>it's a Spurs fan pretends to be an Arsecuck episode

pathetic lel.

Why the transfer system? Why don't they do trades like every other sport does?

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Tottenham transfer any time now lads

R-right?

>>77306566
Literally just a cash considerations trade in baseball

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/25/man-city-lodge-interest-kylian-mbappe-expect-lose-real-madrid/

James Ducker is pretty solid.

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>>77306577
There is only one type of transfer happening with Sperms.

>>77305061
>>77306019
Agreements between club and player mean quite literally fuck all
>>77306279
more bullshit
>>77305297
>living in the country

Really poor thread 2bh.

>>77306566
capitalism strikes again!

genuinely think united should go all in for bale

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>Sheffield United have signed Oxford United captain John Lundstram for an undisclosed fee.

OH FOR FUCK SAKE CLOTET. WHY ARE YOU SELLING OUR BEST PLAYERS? FUCKING HELL. FUCKING GOD DAMN HELL.

Chelsea lost today.

Haha

>>77305371
She's so fucking cute but every article she writes is a fucking abomination.

>>77306643
was it the first team or loan army playing?

>>77306651
shes not memorably cute
do you know her or something?

>>77306673
It was a friendly

>>77305371
Who the fuck is Mirth and why is he crying?

Considering the state of the market, isn't Barcelona offer of 80m too low?

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>>77306643
>Chelsea lost to Bayern
>Bayern lost to Arsenal
>Arsenal lost to Chelsea

WE CYCLICAL FOOTBALL NOW

Where's a three sided pitch when you need one?

>>77306804
How would offside work?

>>77306863
Like now, it wouldn't

>nerman to psg
>coutinho and dybala to barcelona

>>77306804
These guys need to try this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk9evgiqnKg

>>77306641
Is he good then? Did he play under Wilder? What kind of mf?

>>77306977
Coutinho is being signed to encourage Neyney to stay

WHEN IS THIS FUCKING PRESS CONFERENCE

>>77307038
no he's replacing him

>>77307038
That's just their cover so Liverpool doesn't overcharge them.

anyone gonna watch spurs - roma?

i'm so desperate for footy i'll watch anything

>>77307156
i'm watching it

>>77307156
Don't ruin your sleep cycle over friendlies, anon.

>>77307167
spurs/roma fan or neutral?

>>77307187
I have to leave for work in 4 hours anyway might as well all nighter it at this point

>>77307189
spursfan

I havn't posted rumours today. Should I do a round up?

>carter-vickers

only playing him because it's in america. he's rubbish

is kolarov playing?

>>77307294
y

>>77307301
cool

forget they were in america too so he just had to get a connecting flight

this game is a bit slower than the psg game

>>77307354
https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/889973110107234308

What's gonna happen now

>>77307368
i think nerman is leaving

>>77307368
>@3gerardpique neymar sr can fuck off though

C H E E K Y
H
E
E
K
Y

not quite the same speed in that counter as with salad

just bought tickets to Andre Rieu for Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xToFOzD0M8E

>>77307466
Will you be on the pull for posh old gash?

>>77306478
lmao

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>>77307728
it was a very good year for blue-blooded girls of independent means

>>77306990
I love how Norway makes these hilarious match videos with ex pros

Can this neymar shit just be over already???

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>>77305128
That kid looks nothing like him, is he raising some other dudes kid or wut

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>>77309235
The mom is "white".
His kid literally won at the genetic lottery, besides being rich right from the cradle. Fucking lucky little kid.

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>nerman to psg
>barcelona wants qtnho but liverpool refuse to sell
>barcelona buys dybala instead

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Lads why can't Pokemon be real life?
Just look at this thing, don't you want one irl? He just wants a hug <3

>>77306990
>Erland Johnsen
I remember this guy, Chelsea legend la

>>77309768
>>>/d/

>>77309235
They have the same eyes.

>>77309627
Hnnngggg my boi nerman did well.

>>77309986
/d/? But that's not porn mate.

Having a good week lads
Beat an Aston Villa side that parks the bus with 6 defenders 2-0 in league play, a leverkusen side that was led by the grease man 4-2 in the euro cup knockouts, and then beat Norwich 6-1 in the 5th round of the f.a. cup despite my young attacking midfielder on a red, my top dm on a red, and my GOAT midfielder on injury.
>tfw it's our year la but spurs are unbeaten in 25 league matches and are obviously winning the league right now.

My team is Gateshead btw

>>77310277
>>>/trb/

>>77310297
Its actually not football manager. I don't own a computer because I'm living on a small dorm with 3 roomnates and I would have nowhere to put one even if I did. So I'm playing champ man because it's >fun

>>77310314
>>>/trb/

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>tfw you make a great post on reddit and it gets deleted by the mods within 10 minutes for reasons unknown

>>77304933
No matter how much they have to pay for him, if Everton manage to get Sigurdsson that's without a doubt the best transfer of the entire summer

>>77310322
Hey lad, what transfer news is going on right now?
>yfw Nerman is literally holding off any other transfers because everyone wants to know where hes going
>yfw this transfer is taking so long because of Liverpool
Other than that, nothing is going on at the moment lad.

>>77310394
yeah but if we can keep other posting to a minimum, maybe we can keep all the Aussie cancer in one thread

>>77305884
tons of african names sound super japanese actually

lads, i know this is stupid, but can i ask for some advice? i trust you guys to be brutally honest
what would you do if you have a friend who grew up to be a dude who was always giving you shit for something and lecturing you on why your worldview was wrong, gossiping both about you and to you about people you know, occasionally insulting but stuck in a shit situation in life? would you be their friend just so they would have a friend or would you say fuck it and give up?

>>77310492
That person was never your friend to begin with. Leave him for dead, because he'd do the same to you.

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>>77309768
>My boy! and datadex
What are you playing?

>>77310492
How often do you see him? Have you ever mentioned this to him?

>>77310433
But aren't there /sp/ specific threads just for Aussie cancer? Why do they have to shit this thread up?
>tfw my star striker who I spent all my training money on specifically gets a knee injury
>tfw my backup striker is also my star midfielder because we are short at midfield and at the striker position because my entire transfer budget always goes to defenders.
Been a roller coaster season. Managed to draw 2-2 against Leverkusen in the second leg and beat everton 3-1 despite the lack of a striker. My backup dm is putting in work despite me benching him all season because he's getting old. I'm happy.

>>77310497
jesus that was your reaction too? i thought i was being an asshole
>>77310531
not very often but we were close as teenagers. i've mentioned it to him and he accuses me of calling him a bad friend. the last straw was i got into it with someone at a party that we mutually knew and he took their side over it well after the fact and gave me shit about it.

>>77310509
Theta emerald. Rom hack of emerald where every Pokemon up to gen 6 is available and it has megas. Otherwise it's literally just Pokemon emerald

>>77306199
That would be the most amazing bantz of all time

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>this table
sweating.jpg
At one point, Gateshead were first. Injury bug hit hard after the new year

>>77310492
kick the shit out of him and never talk to him again

>>77310492

I would do my best to cut them out of my life completely, which isn't always easy simply from a logistics standpoint, but needs to be done.

>>77310691
>>77310697
i remember when i was really young one of my crazier uncles told me that the way he deals with "friends who cross him" was that he just cuts them out of his life completely without making any big fuss about it. I really think I get it now. i did not at the time, however.

>>77310726
You don't have to be friends with anyone you don't want to, anon.

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>>77310497
>>77310531
>>77310691
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>>77310739
thanks lads. you guys are like the older brothers i never had.

>>77306298
Hahaha this is actually pretty hilarious

>>77304927
Please always make the trans threads 10/10

>>77306298
>Up it goes to Glen Murray with the chest on
>HERES GAYLE
>ITS 3-3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk

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>David manlet

>>77306298
good post

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>Renato
>£43m-rated

who will be this seasons one season wonder

>>77311069
Kane again.

>>77311063
its ok kidda because a few autists from redcafe who dont watch footy rate him.

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>Tottenham haven't signed anyone yet
>But at least we haven't splashed out on a mediocre player like Lacazette

>>77311138
>a-a-at least finishing 6th wont cost us anything r-right?

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/26/football-transfer-news-rumours-barca-step-philippe-coutinho/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/4099982/liverpool-transfer-news-philippe-coutinho-barcelona-agrees-deal/
http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/26/philippe-coutinho-agrees-deal-to-join-barcelona-6806355/
>all these sources claiming Coutinho to Barcelona is close
>RAWK lock their Coutinho thread again

>The manager has said he's not for sale, we wont be selling him, period.
>People are comparing it to Van Dijk and Keita. I mean....really? Those lads seem to have made it pretty clear they want to leave
one rawk post in the Coutinho thread..

>>77311163
>mfw Coutinho gets sold before the Keita deal is completed and RB increase the price another 20 mil
>mfw Liverpoo pay it

---Le Baguette---
Lemar-Ozil-Alexis
-Xhaka-Carvalho-
Kol-Kosc-Musta-Bello

Bench: Ox, Ramsey, Giroud, Welbeck, Holding, Gabby P, Monreal, Wilshere, Walcott, Iwobi, Maitland-Niles, Gibbs.

If this is Arsenal's squad next year, can >we sustain a title challenge?

I know that implying we get Lemar AND Carvalho is a bit of a stretch but I mean for arguments sake. I feel that the goals will come and that a DM like Carvalho will bring some steel to the midfield, something I feel we've lacked for a while. The three at the back remedies this for the most part but I feel that if we're buying Lemar and Lacazette we've got to showcase our full-attacking force and sort out our defense.

>>77311172
>Carvalho

How new are you to Arsenal transfer windows? He's been rumoured every window since he was about 18.

>>77306639
Nobody leaves Madrid unless is kicked out

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>>77306639
>mfw United pay 100mil for the balding Craig Bellamy

>Mati Fernandez rumoured to be on Valencia
is he finally gonna make it?

>>77311220
You missed the whole Morata affair?

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>>77311239
>on valencia

I always thought he'd be a bull to be honest

>>77311255
that's a rent boy body

>>77311255
hes a power bottom

>>77311263
grow the fuck up and step away from your computer for a bit.

who is gonna replace coutinho at liverpool?

>>77311289
Sallah Akhbar

>>77311289
Henderson coming back from injury is like a new signing.

>>77306639
If only bale had neymar balls and got out of ronaldos shadow

>>77311352
nothing wrong with tough love. were all "friends" here

Manchester City are trying to beat Real Madrid to the signing of 18-year-old Monaco forward Kylian Mbappe. (Daily Mirror)

>City are prepared to pay £160m for the France international, as Pep Guardiola continues to overhaul his squad. (ESPN)

However, the scorer of 15 goals in 29 Ligue 1 games in 2016-17 will turn down a move to the Premier League in favour of joining Spanish and European champions Real Madrid. (Daily Star)

>Arsenal are finally set to sign 21-year-old Monaco midfielder Thomas Lemar in a £45m deal. (Sun)

Barcelona have sent officials to England to try to sign Philippe Coutinho despite Liverpool rejecting a £72m bid from the Spanish giants for the 25-year-old forward. (Sport, via Daily Express)

>Liverpool insist Coutinho is not for sale at any price, but Barca are prepared to bid £80m. (Daily Star)

Reds manager Jurgen Klopp says the club are not afraid to spend heavily this summer as they continue to pursue Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 26. (Daily Mirror)

>Bayern Munich midfielder Renato Sanches has revealed he wants to leave, with AC Milan and Manchester United interested in the £43m-rated 19-year-old. (Independent)

Tottenham are considering a move for Hoffenheim defender Jeremy Toljan, 22, after talks stalled with Porto over full-back Ricardo Pereira, 23. (Daily Mail)

>Arsenal face the prospect of taking a sizeable loss on Spanish striker Lucas Perez after Deportivo La Coruna made a £9m bid for the 28-year-old. (Evening Standard)

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MORE MANSOUR DADDY I WANT MORE

>>77311172
Could be a good team, a PL winning team even, but Mustafi is shit.

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>>77311386

What exactly is monaco's plan? Theyve sold basically all of their good young players except mbappe and if he goes, theyll be left with no one. Is the boardroom just enjoying the profits?

>>77306639
Dude, Mourinho said it's not happening.

>>77311175
Arsenal had been watching Lacazette for years.

>>77311400
>worst season I have ever seen as a City fan
not surprising. Most City fans dont even remember the first season under the Sheikh and they finished 10th

>>77311402
To make money. I'd spend £60-80m on new signings and just pocket the rest if I were them.

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>>77311382
>Barcelona forward Neymar spent more than £14,000 on trainers in one shopping trip... after saying meeting Michael Jordan was "one of the happiest moments" of his life. (Daily Mail)

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>Blind reveals players get told exactly what to say on their social media
embarassing

>>77311449
that's what an "image rights" deal entails

>>77311454
do they get paid alot of money for it?

>I have been a Spurs supporter for nearly sixty years and can see we are investing in a future of our great club. So you would sooner buy players to win Trophies. I would sooner watch my team, that's what gives me pleasure. If we win a trophy that's just a bonus. One thing I do know is all those clubs spending millions only one will win the PL this season. Clubs can't sustain this.
Is he right?

>>77311402
This.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitry_Rybolovlev#Football_Leaks_scandal

>>77311469
sounds like a Levy spokesperson. Another way of what he is saying is 'Id rather watch my team play and the club make higher profits from its guaranteed revenue'

>>77311449
He's taking the piss out of another footballer who did it. Clyne I think.

>>77311486
nah he wasn't since he went and edited it and closed comments right after

>>77311469
NET SPEND TROPHY

>>77310532
>But aren't there /sp/ specific threads just for Aussie cancer? Why do they have to shit this thread up?
are you new here?

>Alexis 2/5 to stay at Arsenal

>>77311497
>implying (((agents))) would let you take piss at their expense

>>77311449
As expected of Manchester United franchise. The workers know how to satisfied their customers.

>I need to step out of Messi's shadow
>that obviously involves playing in Ligue 1 and earning 500,000€ a week
Brazillian lads should just go all out mercenary and stop pretending

>>77311172
>can >we sustain a title challenge
Not with Europa

>>77311449
Already happened with Anichebe

>>77311541
never understood this desu. how is playing thursday-sunday/monday different from playing tuesday/wednesday-saturday/sunday?

>>77311548
>more likely to travel further in Europa
>playing Thursday then Monday almost never happens thanks to stupid English FA not wanting to help out teams in Europe

>>77311548
CL teams can have 2 to 4 days rest, whereas EL teams almost always get 2 days rest

>>77311548
you also forget that they have FA and EFL cups.
I think united played like 7-10 more games than the other teams in the league

>>77311579
They played a whole 3 more games than City

>>77311469
nope, he's simply justifying penny pinching his players and club to pocket more money

>>77311604
>penny pinching
Uh, stadium?

>>77311568
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>>77311579
>more likely to travel further in Europa
that's most likely only going to be the case in the group stage, where you can get away with playing weakened team though

>playing Thursday then Monday almost never happens thanks to stupid English FA not wanting to help out teams in Europe
didn't know that. although there would probably be arguments about which el team gets to play on monday, if the premier league did take a different approach to scheduling

>CL teams can have 2 to 4 days rest, whereas EL teams almost always get 2 days rest
yeah, fair enough. i thought the el was going to have wednesday group stages matches from this season, but the changes don't come into effect until 2018-19

>FA cup
fair enough

>EFL cups
doesn't really affect the first team squad

>>77311605
No PL clubs play on Saturday after a Thursday EL game anymore. Have you watched the league in the past 3 years?

>>77311579
64 games
Chelsea played 47, Spurs 54, City 57 and Liverpool 47

>>77311600
are you sure? already in european football united had 8 matches more than city?

>>77311605
>Thursday-Saturday
that's fucking retarded. is it because of broadcasting contracts?

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[Not winning trophies tactic intensifies]

>>77311619
Thanks man

>>77311522
Never understood this meme. Why should he be loyal to a club he wasnt a fan growing up and wouldnt care a sangue fuck about him if wasnt for his talent? Hell, it isnt even from his country.

Even more so, players in every sport goes to teams that pays the most, even in leagues with salary caps in which the huge salary could cripple the team and I dont see people implying they are mercenaries

>>77311619
>Liverpool only played 47 games and their squad was dead by February

>>77311548
it's a small team mentality excuse. Look at Juve, Bayern, and the La Liga teams, easily make it to finals or otherwise while walking their respective leagues. Meanwhile to win the EPLel you need to completely be out of the CL (or to win in Europe forgo the league)

>>77311632
I really don't understand it. South Americans plays for money, that's why China is filled with them.
How can people be surprised?

>>77311634
>b-but muh gegenpress

>>77311621
because city went out in the ro16. if united would've gone out at the same stage in the el, they'd have just played 2 more games than city

>>77311626
It's Thursday-Sunday. It was changed years ago because teams just started shit squads in the EL. There was an example of a team playing away inthe EL on Thursday night then having a noon game onthe Saturday

>>77311636
>La Liga
>EPL
You can't use both of them in the same phrase mate. SLL and EPL or La Liga and the Prem, otherwise you look like a twat

when do we find out who Liverpool play in UCL qualifier?
Want to know if there will be a team that may cause them to slip

>>77311636
>Juve
>Bayern
litteraly teams playing in a one team league.
They have almost secured first place before the knockout stages in CL

>>77311600
City: 38 League, 8 CL, 2 CL qualifier, 6 FA Cup, 2 League Cup = 56
United: 38 League, 15 EL, 4 FA Cup, 6 League Cup, 1 Community Shield = 64

>>77311611
>falling for the 'new stadium, don't spend money' meme
lmao I thought everbody had learned their lesson with arselel

>>77311651
The teams finishing behind those teams would still dominate an English team as well

>>77311652
oh sorry it was 4 rather than 3 what a mistake

>>77311649
draw is next friday

>>77311666
>64 - 56 = 4

Time to go back to school lad

>>77311659
I'll give him La liga, but the bundes top lel.
Serie A will get tougher this season

>>77311658
What lesson is that? That stadiums don't cost a lot of money?

>>77311636
You missed the pont of his post. He was asking why teams in the EL struggle domestically more than teams in the CL

>>77311675
>>77311682
>counting youth and preseason tournaments

>>77311685
You're a special kind of retard aren't you? Why isn't your flag australian?

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>>77311034
#legend

>>77311685
>I decide which competitions count