/heem/

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Spann vs Roberson
Jackson vs Stewart
Neal vs Waldon
Jolly vs Menifield
Ige vs Gomez

>>77295195
Calendarguy, I have question for you. You go through ALOT OF trouble for picks,callendar,webms and such. Why can't you out more effort into OP'?

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Stop making your faggoty Kailing OP's you fucking sperg

Save some OP's for the rest of us

>>77295210
what is more effort?

>>77295201
No. Fighters can be in multiple weight classes but thats it unless youre an elite 400 pound Russian hacker

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these are the two most attractive fighters

>>77295223
A news link or two and SpergOP's event list would be delightful

>>77295207
You didn't post my picks

>>77295235
the calendar in the op image is better than wall of text desu

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>>77295207
Spann
Jackson
Neal
Jolly
ige

>>77295240
you no for gay? my bad, i got you senpai

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Michael Dukakis

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>>77295230
>el cuck's shoes

>>77295250
Nah Im
>>77293733

>>77295241
But then why not do that instead of pics of someone who is both ugly and a bad fighter?

>>77295241
Can we settle for some links? I won't report you anymore I promise!

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>>77295207
Roberson
Stewart
Waldon
Menifeld
GOmez

>>77295269
>Bjpenn.com
>Twitter.com
Those are the only links you need

I'm scared for DC. Jones shaved his head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsA0gWIELrc

>>77295279
No, the nose knows

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Uh oh

>>77295263
oh i got you now. that wasn't a response to me tho. just somebody pretending to be me

>>77295230
Dude what is going on with Conor's shoulders ahahahaha

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>>77295284
He's on Twitter for breaking news what more do you need

>>77295279
are there any good Facebook pages for fighters? I don't have twitter but just remade fb

so far I've found Chael's is pretty funny but I guess everyone is on twitter

>>77295269
kek, i dont care if you report me

Who you guys got, Jones or DC.

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awful choice goof

>>77295230
what the FUCK why do they look the same height lol

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>>77295300
He's been getting pwned hard lately

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>>77295230
>both looking in different directions
>cucks cargos
>conor tucking his shirt in while wearing shorts and tennis shoes

>>77295315
Conor cuts a lot of height

>>77295329
Pinche Felix! No seas mamon

>>77295306
Not really they're mostly active on Twitter and Instagram

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Spann vs Roberson
Jackson vs Stewart
Neal vs Waldon
Jolly vs Menifield
Ige vs Gomez

>>77295207
who are these guys?

>>77295321
you can see conor hastily tucked it in, because he saw tony going with untucked and conor didn't want to go with the same outfit

why crons diesease stop fight?

>>77295346
Its weird. Cody has over a million Instagram followers and only a couple hundred thousand on Twitter

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>>77295316
Jewani BTFO

>>77295353
this weeks contenders on Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series

>>77295357
not weird at all twitter is dead

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>>77295350
lol you must love failure

>>77295207
Literally who? Get a life.

>>77295376
Hardly

>>77295357
Weird. I wonder if that's the case across the board

for sure, 100% my man, for sure for sure for sure for sure, GADOOOSH GADOOOSH MY MAN for sure for sure for sure

Wait, so on top of spamming fighter heads and wmma fighter pics, Calendarman creates all the shit OP's and causes thread wars?

who is your favorite female in the bantamweight division of the UFC?

Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

We all know this is going to happen, right?

>>77295398
where do you see a thread war?

>>77295398

he had that ready to go with the 1st response, a fucking DWCS with 4 picks he's a fucking psycho

>>77295411
Not saying right now, but you make threads early just to be first and have caused thread wars. This is an early thread.

>>77295410
Maia and Cerrone will win

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Holly a cute

>>77295432
bahahahahahahahahaha

>>77295422
This guy is unhinged, needs to go back on his meds.

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>>77295427
turby is the best one dude give him a break

Cuck faggots

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>tfw crush on Esther Lin
>tfw just found out she's married

How do I heem myself, lads?

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>>77295432
"No"

>>77295438
He is right except for Maia

Paul daley vs lorenz larkin booked for september. Spicy banger boys

>>77295448
is conor abusing prescription pain meds?

>>77295447
She's married to a white guy.

Heeminder:

The Australian said Woodley wins by easy KO. Place your bets accordingly.

JONES IS OUT LMAO

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>>77295207
Roberson
Jackson
Waldon
Menifield
Ige

>>77295467
no

>>77295350
you forgot my picks
>>77295245
>>77295270

>>77295346
Mark hunts facebook page is pretty good

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>>77295480
I'm waiting for the betting odds to be out for tomorrow night, will you still be taking picks right before the event starts?

>>77295480
>only one UFC next month and its the first week

Gonna be weird

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>>77295462
don't know who's abusing what 2bh

>>77295466
that was me keep it cap'd bro

>>77295467
like last four days you've been a faggot, why?

>>77295464
she also likes burzum. she is the yellow face of white nationalism.

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>mfw could heem every in this thread

>>77295495
both ugly af, definitely his kid

>>77295435
good webm. what did you use?

>>77295493
contender series is gonna have to carry us for 3 weeks until MayMac otherwise heem is gonna be ded as shit

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>>77295464
>>77295508
actually i just looked him up, he's a hapa. he does look pretty asian in some pictures.

214 would unironically be a lot better if Megan Anderson was still fighting Cyborg

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>>77295508
Also Cannibal Corpse. She just tweeted about them.

I wonder if she browses /heem/

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>>77295555
why are the goat lws all asian or hapa?
1. bj penn
2. aoki shinya
3. benson henderson
4. caol uno
5. kawajiri

>>77295557
>214 would be better if the #1 and #2 in a division would be fighting each other
obvioulsy

>>77295546
Aussie bro, what are "maccer trays"

>>77295570
I wanted to see Choi fight

>>77295487
Is it stuff he posts only to Facebook or is it just his Instagram stuff

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what is the craziest thing you've heard anyone ever do to make weight?

>>77295592
sexual reassignment surgery

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>>77295555
Shit. I didn't know she was married to E. Casey Leydon. That dude's pretty funny on Twitter. This actually makes me kind of sad. Now, I know I would have no chance with her...

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>>77295582 trays you get from maccas after a fat night of goon

>>77295568
>Rating kawajiri and Aoki but not gomi
>>>/Trash/

>>77295611
Tfw I can't get away with calling people kunts, why live..

>>77295592
holding a towel

>>77295622
cunt*

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>>77295636
DC is a saint

>>77295612
newfag detected

>>77295645
fuck DC

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i thought heem said capoeira was a meem?

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>>77295655
How about fuck you, DC is going to showcase just how bad Jones has been USADA'd. There will be no recovery for losers like you once Jones ends up homeless under a bridge eating banana peels

>>77295659
the other guy was so embarrassed by this he retired as 0-3

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>>77295645

He is a good guy

Brian Callen is cool, Schaub is annoying faggot.

Am I sociopath for thinking that JBJ did nothing wrong

First thing that I would have done if I hit someone while high is stash my stuff,Also why not roid in a sport of obvious roiders

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>>77295659
>>77295706
>Unironically outakwarded
I'd retire as well, but then I'd kill myself afterwards.

>>77295737
>why not roid in a sport of obvious roiders
it's against the rules

>>77295659
>Picking Eddy Gordo

>>77295737
He didn't roid it was tainted gas station dick pills

>>77295766
unironically true

usada corroborated it and only suspended him for failing to disclose he was taking illicit dick pills

the trace amounts of """peds""" in his system wouldnt even make sense at that point in a cycle

>>77295766
Tainted gas station dickpills he asked his clearly natty powerlifting friend to order on his behalf online from a website not full of banned substances and PEDs that they both did not lie about happening

>>77295792
Yeah clearly didn't make sense to take estrogen blockers after a cycle two weeks out of main event in one of the biggest fights ever

>usada's thresholds so stupid i fail a test just for standing next to Piana

>>77295645
Hey, pussy. Are you still there?

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>>77295742

>>77295813
It's like you didn't even read the post

>>77295737
not really it just means you're a reasonable person who knows people fuck up

>>77295737
All bullshit aside, if his story is "true" about him just being deprived of sleep he would have just knocked the fuck out at the house he was at. He was obviously drugged and or drunk as fuck to think he'd be okay driving in such a state. I'll have a tall can and a joint after work to enjoy the drive home even then I'm borderline affected of my driving. Jon was beyond being able to drive and fucked up big time. Sure run away and don't get the intoxicated charges but he's still a fucking idiot

>>77295821
Shut your mouth, geek

Aldo plans to fight in November and he is staying at featherweight

We are getting that belt back

>>77295843
Aldo is deleted. He's been relegated to gatekeeper

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>>77295659
>irl spamming the X and O buttons as Eddy Gordo on Tekken 3

Top banter tbqh

Wait people are finally becoming woke to how autistic calendarloser is? He's worse than Spain and Coral Spergs combined.

>>77295843
UFC has a fight night in Brazil in late October. He should headline against Cub

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>pass 100 tests

"well yeah they're all geniuses with designer drugs that can't be tested for. everyone's on steroids, wake up sheeple"

>fail 1 test

"could usada's thresholds be wrong? nah, this guy is a dumbass getting caught for the most basic shit despite his genius designer drugs that can't be tested for"

fucking brainlets

>>77295860
literally no one cares dude

>>77295843
>>77295856
It's the gas tank bros, Aldo was doing fine until cardio gave out. Holloway is too durable for Aldo to keep up the heavy hit. Jose literally threw everything he had last fight and believe you me he was well prepped for that fight having plans of moving to LW to fight Conor.

>>77295866
didnt he have some questionable testostrone level tests pre-usada though?

>>77295866
False equivalency and strawman

Aldo fought midget wrasslers with basic ass striking for most of his career

>>77295884
>can't handle the cognitive dissonance of believing PED abusers are somehow unable to be caught and caught for stupid shit

>>77295883
Yes. Elderly women levels shortly before the first DC fight. That retard is just making up arguments and thinks roiders fail every single drug test

DC is for sure clean my dudes

totally standard for an "elite athlete" to have the visceral fat and hormone levels of a neckbeard after a lifetime of "olympic" wrestling

Actual thread
>>77295242

>>77295242

>>77295242

>>77295905
Thats your cognitive dissonance, dumbass. Those aren't even mutually exclusive to begin with let alone even the case of there being super steroids. Its called a case by case basis. I cant possibly imagine how you fathom the courts system

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Why does it feel like Jon Jones versus DC has had little build up to it

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Jon Jones, no matter where you go boy I'm succin!

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>>77295925
nice try

>>77295918
frig off

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Where are my /boners/ at?

How do you feel about the first embedded episode? The chemistry between Jones and Holly is so cute :3

>>77295920
so jon jones is one of the most successful fighters at the best and most advanced camp in the game

and he gets caught with some basic ass estrogen blockers in such trace amounts that they dont mean anything

and he gets a back alley dick pill manufacturer to provide samples to usada that also contain trace amounts of the same substance, but not in a uniform way


JON JONES JACKSON WINK ILLUMINATI STRIKES AGAIN

>>77295930
Pretty unnecessary to remove that much clothing for a tattoo

>>77295843
Aldo won't get the belt back unless he can learn to kick the legs again. He's not the same fighter anymore

>>77295948
It's a one-piece dress with a small strap.

>>77295950
supposedly he injured it in a motocycle accident is scared to let the legs go now

>>77295953
Point out the strap for me

>>77295964
it's dangling in front of her

>>77295943
You say trace amounts as if that supports your Schaub tier logic

This is literally the dumbest shit ive ever read on heem, independent of Jon's obviously bullshit story

Like you cant even fathom that different humans do different things.

>>77295953
it literally isnt

>>77295973
but it is, it's pressed against her chest

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>>77295936
You don't have to be a body language expert to tell that they've fucked. It's as clear as day.

>>77295953
>>77295964
>>77295977
>>77295973
>t cuck posters

Imagine being so fucking stupid you think every single athlete that roids has the exact uniform routine

Really incredible

>>77295977
I just seen another man who isn't Schaub pressed against their chest

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>>77295980
For sure.

>>77295366
yeah, but how are we supposed to pick guys who we haven't seen fight before? Doing picks for this shit is stupid.

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For me, it's Randa Markos

>>77295943
>and he gets a back alley dick pill manufacturer to provide samples to usada that also contain trace amounts of the same substance, but not in a uniform way

He invented the dick pill story well after he got caught. At first he had "no idea how this happened".

>people believe that usada lied for Jones

>>77296005
It's called fun m8. Try it sometimes. Picks don't have to be serious stuff

>>77296034
Jones is natty goat

>>77296034
Didn't the UFC cover up a Vitor Belfort failed drug test?

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>>77296048

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>>77296012
You know she's gonna lose right? Probably get finished too

>>77296034
His story is unverifiable. USADA set a precedent that they give benefit of the doubt. Produce a substance tainted with what you failed for within 3 months and you're off.

>>77296014
>i tested positive for heroin yeah, but its only because i told my junkie friend to buy some prescription stuff off the deep web I didn't bother to check if they were legit or not, but other than that whats the issue?

There is an idiot fucking zero in this thread who thinks this is a plausible excuse

>>77296060
Is that Anderson Cooper as a fat highschool kid?

>>77296063
>has to weigh in nude

wow what a fat pig

>>77296060
more like faggy goat

>>77296034
USADA is well-known for handing out TUEs among other things. They've more or less been outed at this point

>>77296063

karen isnt bad when shes not fat, almost makes a proper slag m8s

>>77296075
That retroactive TUE for Cyborg was laughable. Im not gonna pretend anyone in the UFC could be clean but its just stupid to see the shit they pull and try to justify

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>>77296079
Her name is Grasso

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>>77295207
Spann
Stewart
Waldon
Menifield
Gomez

>>77296088
my name is Richard

>>77296086
All sports are dirty as fuck IMO. I'm in favor of drug testing but I'd rather see them scrap it altogether if it's just going to be a giant shit show all the time

Cuck faggots

http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/15116018/daniel-cormier-injured-rematch-jon-jones-ufc-214

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77296152
kek

got me

>>77296152
Heem yourself my man.

>>77296152
Mad me look should have expected it from an irishman

>>77296152
based ireland

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This man is a legend.

>>77296152
Hahaha

SUCCD
U
C
C
D

>Daniel walks around like he's the champ. To be the champ, you gotta SUCC the champ

>>77296192
I like the guy but god damn he has no chin

>>77296101
heeeey richarrrrrd its your dad

>>77296259
He has the heart of an elephant tho gotta respect cummins

>>77296192
he's a mediocre fighter but he has balls. Not nearly a legend though. To be a legend you should actually be skilled.

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>>77295230
>>77295321
>>77295355
>>conor tucking his shirt in while wearing shorts and tennis shoes
Always looking to show off that Big Mick Dick.

i can't wait until DC wins lads

>>77296357
RIP

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We're nearly 7 months in, how are your picks for who will be champion at year's end looking?

>>77296357
Not this weekend tho Patrick.

>>77296357
wins what, it's not a hot dog eating contest

>>77296388
>>77296393
>>77296396

keep sleepin on dc boyos

>>77296389
Where's mine?

>>77296389
>the absolute state of these predictions
its crazy how things change

>>77296417

That was the only time I saw the image and I may have saved an incomplete version. Alternatively, since it doesn't look like it was made by the real picks guy it may never have been updated.

>>77296409
>keep sleepin on dc
I will

>>77296389
Damn if only Yoel actually fought Bisping.

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DEY DONT MUEVE LIKE I MUEVE

>>77295195
THATS A MAN BABYYYYY

>>77296439
yeah, i know you will

that was my point

until saturday of course

>>77296463
>until saturday of course
after that too

watched weidman/silva 1 in its entirety, what a great fight /heem/

>weidman taking him down immediately
>going for a heel hook lmao
>ray longo "punch a hole in his chest"
>weidmans sister crying her eyes out in the cage

what a classic

>>77296473
well...you're a lost cause it would seem

>>77296426
It only takes one. Be the change you want to see on heem

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>>77296426

No kidding.
>Garbrandt champ, but injured
>Aldo BTFO
>McGregor still "champ", but off on another frolic
>Khabib nearly heemed by weight cut
>Bisping still "champ", but "injured"
>Romero beaten
>Mousasi in Bellator
>Rumble retired and trying to sell weed in Canada
>WFW still an utter shitshow, with the guy who guessed "cancelled" closest to the correct answer until this weekend.

Here's a chart of the picks so far.

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>>77296389
>Those Andrade picks
Stay mad losers. The queen isnt going anywhere

>>77296508
Wow you found the 9 posts on heem that picked Andrade congrats

>>77296502
Neat stuff my man. Any other things like that you wanna keep track of on heem? I'd do graphics for them

>>77296520
There were more, those were just the most insult-worthy ones

>>77296502
hey man, you seem pretty autistic and I've been too lazy to do the following, do you wanna do a fellow canuck a solid and check it out for me?

I've been meaning to re-watch McGregor vs Nate 2 and actually score how many strikes Nate landed. It seemed like the round to round strike statistics looked higher than they should have been the first time around.

If not, no big deal my dude. Just wonderin

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>Still cant watch Johnson/Gaethje on Fightpass
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING 30 DAY CONTRACT BULLSHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77296545
Dana's face about to explode from all the euphoria.

You can just tell he's been waiting for a legendary PPV like this all his life.

>>77296502
I also picked Horiguchi he could have been the champ right now if Rizin didn't exist

>>77296546
It overrated fight

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>>77296563

>>77296597
no it isn't

>>77296597
your life is overrated, kys

>>77296529

Not sure really. I was thinking of looking back at past cards and doing the stats on how often underdogs won, or how fights finished (KO/TKO, sub, unanimous/split/majority decision, draw, DQ, etc.). If I wanted to get super autistic I could look at how judges scored fights and break it down even further. If you have any other ideas let me know.

>>77296542

No promises, but I might get around to it. I'll make a note.

>>77296597
I haven't even seen it.

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>>77296608
thanks bud

gooby bless you

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>DC brought in a personal SUCC trainer for this camp

>>77295856
Liar

>>77295865
Yes or Jason Knight if he beats Lamas

>>77295879
He was injured b4 and not allowed to pull out of fights anymore he was going to get stripped. His coach said in interview he was meant to wrestle more

>>77295891
Loser

>>77295950
Liar

>>77296608
How about how many of each submission have won fights this year? I feel like 8 of every 10 subs we have seen since 196 has been an RNC.

>>77296608
Maybe go back until the first event of the year and find out how often /heem/ picks the main event correctly.

>>77296624
>Barao becomes Aldo 2.0
>gets exposed twice
>never heard from again
>Aldo becomes Barao 2.0

pottery

>>77296603
Yes it is
>>77296605
Nobody rates my life
>kys
Reddit is down the hall
>>77296615
It was a spicy swanging and banging fight but like all real fight fans we realise swanging and banging is overrated and only good for degenerates who actually get excited seeing punches land. Same dorks who get hyped seeing school fights

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>>77296632
>be same size as Aldo
>decide to just cut an extra 10 pounds
>Barao logic

>>77295568
conor mcgrgor

>>77296632
He says he will fight for the title again in 2018 I can't wait he will get the belt back and then retire happy he is the goat :))))))

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>>77296647
is asian

Max won the fight like a coward

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>>77296672
>Knock Aldo off his feet with a beautifully clean 1-2
>Proceed to beat on him with more than 60 unanswered strikes over the course of 2 minutes
>Sever of the strikes visibly bounced aldo's head Miocic/Overeem style

Yeah, really pussy move bruh

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Courtesy reminder that /heem/ will be banished to /asp/ after McGoober gets knocked out on August 26

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>>77296696
I sped it up for you to make it more impressive

When is Brett Rogers- I mean Ngannou fighting next?

>>77296710
Floyd hasn't knocked anyone out since like 2004

>>77296734
Yes the best boxers in the world, Conor is not one

>>77296745
Conor is one of the best fighters in the world. and despite the gimped boxing rules, they're still going to fight. Floyd will go down in the 4th, cap this.

>>77296696
>gets head bounced around for 2 rounds
>genetics let him survive

It's like Conor vs Nate 1, Aldo would destroy him in a rematch

>>77296734
WRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjfHuAVig9g

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>>77296758

casino hunks break your bones if you talk with a sass mouth

>>77296762
low class

>>77296621
How do i get as "motivated" as Jon?

>>77296758

>You won't do nuthin

really makes you think

>>77296753

Conor is taking you for a ride bro

this "fight" has no reason to happen from a sport perspective and is just a cheap money grab from people that have way too much already

The UFC is allowing one of their best stars to get embarrassed on a large stage and Conor the prizefighter is more than happy to take the money

Its stupid and bad for the sport and August 27th can't come soon enough

how would yo change /heem/ if you could?

>>77296831
im taking ur mom for a ride bro

>>77296848
Ban all Canadians and all references to podcasts or podcasters

>>77296848
move it to /asp/, wrassling fans would give it a new life and vitality it has been lacking for 2+ years.

>>77296864
rogan is technically a podcaster

>>77296864
That would be a good start.

>>77296864
not all Canadians are bad

>>77296848
This >>77296864
And ban all sperg/waifu/schaub posters

>>77296762
the ref is a literal blind old man

I don't watch MMA, but cool
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/24/16021842/pat-miletich-matt-hughes-surprising-the-doctors-no-longer-in-coma

Who is the single best active BJJ practitioner in the UFC today?

>>77296864

I would unironically miss Schaub

>>77296879
there's one good canadian and one bad canadian. thats literally it

>>77296899
Jacare

>>77296907
You mispelled Maia

>>77296899
Vinny Magalhaeasaeseas

>>77296899
gunnar nelson

>>77296899
Demian Maia obviously

>>77296917
you spelled werdum wrong

>>77296917
Jacare would destroy Maia and literally everyone knows that.

>>77296899
Maia or Jacare

>>77296917
Thing is Jacare has knockout power he can rely on, but when he gets t to the ground he's way stronger that Maia was at middleweight

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>>77296899

>>77296923
werdum is overrated at BJJ, yes he's great for a HW.

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>>77296864
>>77296873
>>77296906

lmao sleep tight boys

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Canada owns /heem/

>>77296927
jacare is much bigger than maia, struve would destroy conor in a kickboxing match, doesn't mean he's a better striker than him though.

>>77296954
>struve using reach to win a fight
the fuck kind of alternate reality you live in?

he'd sub conor in under a minute tho

>>77296942
literal schaubposter lmao lol!

I'm incredibly hyped for Cyborg vs Evinger

If there's ever been a guaranteed banger, that would be it.

>>77296894
good news

>>77296927
Whittaker shook him off like a rabid dog
>>77296923
Le "get in my guard" man is overrated

>>77296965
Evinger just might be the dyke to derail the train freaking Gina Carano outgrappled Cyborg

>>77296940
Ngannou is better desu

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We're all Canadian on the inside.

>>77296965

Cyborg's striking is fucking awful and solely relies on her overwhelming power

I can't wait for some genetic freak to knock her out so she'll go away

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>>77296992

>>77296992
She's basically a man at this point, a tranny is our only hope

>>77296960
that's what im saying you thicko. struve is a shitty striker who doesn't use his attributes well but he'd still destroy conor striking because he's much bigger. but that doesn't make him a better striker than conor. maia has better jiu jitsu than jacare. they're actually 1-1 in competition even though maia is much smaller and maia won clearly on points while jacare's win was basically completely even and he only won by penalty.

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Whittaker heemed Jacare and clearly beat Romero.

How is Bispiss still """"champion""""

This motherfucker got this "money fight" when he fought Hendo. Fuck him. He isn't Conor.

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>>77296981
That was a long time ago, she's really upped her game since then

>>77297016
>successfully ducked number 1 contender

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>>77297004

>>77297015
lol go watch the laflare fight and get back to me

>>77297016

Bisping is basically Whittaker but stronger, tougher, and with a higher fight IQ. Robert is getting slept.

>>77297018
Didn't her last opponent a literal who grappler take her to the second round?

>>77297016

Conor shouldn't get away with the bullshit he does either. With him setting the world's worst example of a "champion" it's no wonder people like Bisping try to folow in his footsteps.

>>77297032
LOL

I hope you believe that and I hope you bet on the fight.

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>>77297035

>>77297043

I will, and I'll buy myself a beer with the money I win off suckers like you.

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might as well post these cyborg webms now that im started

>>77297031
>dominant performance and clear win even though gassed badly
>somehow proves that maia's jitz is worse than jacare
you're a dummy

>>77297054
>bisping is a safe reliable bet
ok

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>>77297032

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>tfw you have dreams about how chris won on the weekend