/heem/

2 MORE DAYS 2 MORE DAYS 2 MORE DAYS 2 MORE DAYS 2 MORE DAYS 2 MORE DAYS 2 MORE DAYS 2 MORE DAYS 2 MORE DAYS


I CANT WAIT

How is Conor considered a champion?
JJ, GSP, Anderson Silva --- defended around 10 times each.
Conor does nothing but novelty fights and waste time.

Conor - 3 legit fights in 2 years

Bisping - 4 legit fights in 2 years
Johny Hendricks - 4 legit fights in ONE year
Mark Hunt - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Overeem - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Poirier - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Maia - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Belfort - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Gastelum - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Anderson Silva - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Yair Rodríguez - 6 legit fights in 2 years

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Spann vs Roberson
Jackson vs Stewart
Neal vs Waldon
Jolly vs Menifield
Ige vs Gomez

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where do i buy a lollipop this size?

>>77297925
i think he beat aldo at 145 and alvarez at 155 iirc

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>>77297929
dm her on twitter and ask

>>77297930
two of his legit fights

>>77297929

how is her vs Gabi going to go down? Gabi's ground game sucks but I don't think shes going to sit there and take GnP like Reinas other cans

>>77297922
Till what?

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>>77297945
>Gabi's ground game sucks
are you retarded?

>>77297923
It's kind of a sambo thing isn't it? Seems like all the sambo guys I've seen are all really fucking good at those GNP arm pins.

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>>77297936
i dont have a twatter can you ask for me pls?

>>77297945
wat? gabi is basically a pure BJJ fighter who doesn't need it because she's been fighting tiny grandmas. reina would do well to keep things standing.

>>77297925
He's a scam artist

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>>77297948
Till Chris fights obviously

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>>77297957
i'll think about it

>>77297963

Anyone that loses to Artem should be cut

Artem as the can grim reaper would make his fights 10x more entertaining

>>77297970
Artem had way more experience than Chris he shouldn't of been fighting a dude making his debut

And he was cut he's fighting for another pro organisation

>>77297963
how did he look so bad against Lobov?
No jabs, no power, no kicks

was it just nerves?

>>77297929
I'm not sure I get the whole schtick with the sucker and the stuffed animals and all. Feels like I'm missing some sort of cultural reference or something

>>77297967
>Hey faggots. My name is Reina and I hate every single one of you

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>tfw no thicc sambo KANG gf

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Any webm makers around mind fulfilling some requests?


Weidman vs Gastelum

Round 1
Snatch single Weidman
3:!7 to 3:13

Wrestling ride Weidman
3:04 to 2:45

Body lock/mat return/arm triangle opening
2:44 to 2:26


Round 2
Foot sweep attempt ankle pick off wall
3:45 to 3:40

Tight waist go behind to leg ride
3:35 to 3:21


Mat return hammer lock/wrist control
Round 3

Cage wrestling technique tight waist wall press body lock

2:39 to 2:34

>>77298022
>AAAAHHHHH COLBY HELP MEEEEEEE

>>77298022
make them urself lazy cunt

>>77298022
Lemme see if I can get a decent source vid

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>>77298022
I can't believe people called this fight boring

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>>77298043
I appreciate it thank you

>>77298049
It wasn't boring when it went down but i wouldn't bother rewatching it

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>tfw raven haired security girl will never molest you

>>77298102
You'd probably have a chance with her anon she looks a little hefty

>>77298068
Maestro of Bjj

>>77298117
ur mom's a maestro of bjs

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>>77298121
GOOD DAY COMMANDER!

Rate my technique

http://www.thepicta.com/media/1561402702328356664_1533438268

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Hopefully the quality is OK

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>>77298148
Yeah so far its good

>>77298068

Maia's transitions are nutty I hope he takes it this weekend

How good is Weidman's BJJ?

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>tfw my dick works better than Jon Jones'

This is almost as satisfying as knowing that I have bigger dick than Seth Rollins

>>77298102
>rhsg1
You have more?

>>77298161

I mean hes a black belt and not bad... he got way more subs at the start of his career but hey he grapple fucked Maia

>>77298164
Seth who

requesting a gif be made out of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvTj8Kw_gsU

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It's a little fuzzy but that's just what the source is like, would DL 1080x720 vids if I knew where to find 'em

>>77298138
There isn't actually much wrong with this and like she said she's improving every day

Meanwhile you're being a cunt online begging for your heem "friends" to laugh at what you post and accept you

hmm

>>77298176
gay af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq96XmBWSn4

everyday until you admit daniel will win

>>77298173
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuTHZdpIAQ0

Gian, Stipe, and Weidman all just chilling and joking around is just comfy

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>>77298161
Its weird you can tell he's trying to be a sports submission grappler that transferred from a wrestling base. And in terms of MMA that kind of added to his slump. Matt Serra called it him being stuck in BJJ 101. So what Weidman did would have really floaty hips and very jittery scrambling, This made him exploitable to Rockhold, Romero and a slew of others. Instead of being a hardcore wrestler and ride, or just a hardcore BJJ and float/scramble he literally floated between both and people were able to exploit it because he was doing both grappling disciplines with half measures.


His last win against Gastelum and the majority of webms i am requesting, Weidman really goes back to his wrestling roots in terms of mat work and then uses his BJJ as a supplement to get the finish. Instead of doing each part as a half version of itself

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>>77298173
Lemme finish these wrestling webms up first

Coupla big goofy kids

>>77298198
lmao its a shame JJ and her are the only solid fighters at 115

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>>77298203
You sure about that?

>>77298187

Its actually kind of amazing that someone with DCs wrestling would get beaten so bad in hand fighting

>>77298207
i think she would get stopped by Rose

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>>77298193
The 2 big evolutions of weidman or rather improvements he did in his last fight, he tuned up his ground game and focued on riding, and the other is he stopped using blast double (double leg takedowns from long range) and stopped using outside swing single. He replaced them with snatch single (which is a mid range variant of the single and honestly more used with HW wrestling) and only went for the double leg from the tight waist/body lock.

His takedowns before were from way outside range (he sets them up with punches) but he became predictable and had tells/signals when he would go for them, like tense or loading his rear leg, which i think is the main reason Romero was able to hit that insane flying knee, he could read Weidman and punished him for trying to hit a long range shot

His new takedowns plug up those holes

Props to him and his camp for fine tuning his technique and forcing him to evolve his technique

>>77298207

who the Cheesecake Factory waitress?

>>77298207
She barely scraped by Calderwood

>>77297999
Chekt

>>77298222
HEH! DAT KNEE!

He learned from the Moose fight.

>>77298241
lol white Mighty Mouse got wrecked

>>77298220
Oh and i am rooting for Maia, but the odds are stacked against him, one big evolution or fine tuning that would really help him against Woodley would be working bodylocks/tight waist against Tyrone, it has synergy with Maia's cage wrestling and incase the single leg gets defended he could chain wrestle and work the tight waist similar to Weidman, it would also protect him from back elbows like Jorge was doing to Maia,

In the Gastelum fight every time Weidman was in threat of getting back elbowed , Weidman would bury his face into Gastelum back or counter with a knee from the side.

Maia and his camp is way smarter then me but i mean game planning in 1 month, training and drilling that into muscle memory ins such a short amount of time is hard .

WEW

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>>77298190
in another timeline, chris didnt throw that spinning back kick and thompson threw a few more

>>77298222

I like watching The Chris ... I hope we get to see him at MSG this November

>>77297958
he really is, somewhat.

>>77298248
I love that Kimura swing

>>77298259
Could have been stopped at 3:45

>>77298007
more!

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What are the chances that PvZ's next opponent is going to be unranked?

>>77298275
Burgos looked really good in his last fight too. Someone to keep an eye on.

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>>77298281
Him and Chito are my lowkeys

>>77298007
Who?

>>77298278
I'm hoping Felice gets that rematch

>>77298288
Pena looking hnnnggg

>>77298291

There's no way her team takes that fight especially with the run Felice is on

>>77298288
Jorge looks fat

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>>77298290
Miyuu Yamamoto

>>77298197
lol he can't even be arsed to drink the thing, he prefers that someone empties the bottles for him so he can just pretend

>>77298311
holy shit Takada looks like a 70 years old man wearing a wig

BASED BABY

https://twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/889541955369095168
https://twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/889541955369095168
https://twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/889541955369095168

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Thassit I think. lemme know if you want any of these tweaked

>>77298193
damn rockhold's upper back

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>>77298336
I appreciate it man, have a good night ill be back later for a few more from the ellkens fight

>>77298220
>>77298250

good analysis, thank you

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>>77298173
kek

>>77298193
>>77298220
>>77298250
good posts

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>mfw could heem every in this thread

>>77298349
No sweat. Always enjoy the breakdowns

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>>77298220
>>77298250
>quality posts on heem

Did something happen in the 2 days I wasnt here?

>>77298375
he's been around for a while

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>>77298375
Late night /heem/ has always been pretty good

>>77298250
Maia historically has been pretty good at getting crafty takedowns. I'll be curious to see how Woodley reacts off of his back, and to see if maia can keep the pressure on him with scrambles to really test his gas tank. I like his odds if he can avoid getting cracked too hard

>>77298393
More than likely, Woodley will just try to explode off his back to get up.

>>77298375
What are you on about I've been here a few months now?

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>>77298207

She's nowhere near ready for JJ and Clawja. She'd get even get heem'd by Karolina. She's at least 2 years away from mounting a serious challenge to anyone in the top 5. Its more likely that she'll just go up to flywights next year

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>tyrons face when he gets decisioned by maia

>>77298399

1st time I've read well thought out posts in the last 5 months or so. I don't usually browse in the mornings though so maybe thats it

>>77298400
but that's actually pretty good for a new fighter

CC vs page would be the best fight for her and page, that or herrig. all in the same almost spot

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About what I expected though I thought Cyborg's odds would be much higher and Jimi would be the fav. DC's winning me some good money this weekend

>tyron won the decision, maia won the racewar

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>>77298362
thanks bruv

Is wmma haram?

>>77298454

Villante must feel so awkward in that group.

Stipe - champ
Chris - former champ
Wonderboy - best in his division

Then there's Gian the Can.

>>77298400
I'd like to see calvillo esparza or calvillo waterson next

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>>77298460
Only if they're not wearing burkas

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>>77298430

Paige's camp and UFC are going to make sure that her next fight is as sure as a win as possible. Remember Carla is also on the up right now and with Casey's bullshit cleared either of them could be next. Felice is probably going to get Waterson, Torres gets Karolina and CC gets Carla

>>77298443
What do you mean higher? You bet 1300 on Cyborg to win 100. Manuwa is the favourite. Just use decimal odds, much easier.

>>77298485
If Randa beats grasso she's going to be right in the mix too, she beat Carla not too long ago. I'd unironically like to see Paige vs Angela hill tho

>>77298501
>Manuwa is the favourite

Read that wrong. Expected Cyborg to around 1800-2000.

>>77298502
>Paige vs Angela hill

Same. Its all Angie wants too but PvZ loses that fight and the women of UFC still need a new face, anon.

>>77298512
its probably Cyborg's toughest match up in years (relatively speaking)

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Speaking of, when is Julianna Pena fighting again?

>>77298502
>Randa beats grasso

I want this to happen to just fuck over Shelby and Dana. She should win though if she's smarter than she was in her last fight

>>77298518
Idk if she loses but it's probably one of the spiciest bangers at 115. Moroz would be a winnable fight imho, or maybe have her fight Nina ansaroff

>>77298536
Eh depends which Randa shows up, she's so fucking inconsistent and the team she's with isn't helping her much at all. I think she's going to grapplefuck grasso but who knows

>>77298538
>Nina ansaroff
>Canniest can to ever can

You should get the book desu

>>77298550
What can go wrong? UFC puts 2 decent looking fighters together, Paige gets a win that she should highlight her strengths and then they can cut ansaroff just to shit on nunes

>>77298546
>grapplefuck

Probably her best chance but that also depends on Grasso. Should be a good decision fight

>>77298327
MY GUY

>>77298555

Literally nothing. Nina's last fight was the most toxic fight I've seen (Moroz/Esparza a close 2nd) this year. She's only fighting to make sure that Amanda isnt cheating on her at this point

>>77298443
such an unpredictable card

>>77298572
She won by a finish though and was dominating the fight.

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>>77298464
>best in his division

>>77298327
that explains why he was so sad leading up to the fight, he was broke

>>77298520
She's fighting another bloated bantamweight, women's 145 was a mistake.

>>77298587

It was like watching a kid with downs take a penalty. She should've finished that early in the 2nd. Anyone in the top 10 would've finished Jocelyn in the 1st.

>>77298587
Lybarger is hot garbage and should be fighting on Invicta prelims

>>77298605
Tecia took her to a decision.

>>77298393
masvidal nearly ko'd him, he will go out before he comes close to gettin woodley down

Could Clawja fight at flyweight? Maybe that's how she finally becomes champ.

>>77298614
>Tecia
>decision

Despite that without having seen the fight I'm willing to bet that Jocelyn looked way better in that fight than she did against Nina

>>77298620
She's going to become champ when joanna moves up to 125
>>77298614
Ansaroff is the only one in the UFC who has finished her. Doesn't change the fact that lybarger is a shitter

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>>77298616
you seem to believe woodley is some master striker, i've heard some you goofs say he's better than thompson

no, he's just raw nigstrength and burst with some wrestling mixed in

>DC finishes Jones
>retires the LHW GOAT

is this the best possible outcome

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>>77298641
>when joanna moves up to 125

Will she? She may try to be dual champ but with people like Bullet and Pena likely going down and Andrade/Jojo moving up to fly and not accounting for the new flyweights and fighters UFC can poach from Bellator (McFarlane), why would she drop her title?

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>>77298652

I've been praying for it for the last month

>>77298645
where the fuck did i say that you dumb cunt mut LINK THAT SHIT

the comparison you daft shit, was with masvidal, if he can nearly ko maia, tyron is definitely going to

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>>77298671
She's gonna go for double champ and will most likely get the first shot at the TUF winner crowned champion, making it somewhat easier.
She also said she'd defend both belts, bouncing between weights

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>>77298680
>will most likely get the first shot at the TUF winner crowned champion

He wouldn't dare?

>>77298671
I'm almost positive she's on record as saying she'll move up once the division is introduced. I think they fucked up having the tuf winner get the belt, if shevchenko beats Nunes they could have done a champion vs champion fight for the new championship

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>>77298687
If not JJ who else ? The 125 division will be all the TUF chicks plus whoever wants from BW and SW. Out of all of them Joanna has the biggest name and the most good girl points at Dana's.
Whoever wins that TUF gonna end up like Esparza

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>>77298689
>champion vs champion fight for the new championship

That would just devalue both belts and shit on a new division all at once. I'm actually glad that TUF winner gets the title now

Should i get an affliction or tap out shirt lads?

I can't decide. Tell me the qualities of both brands and the fighters that have adorned their shirts.

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>>77298715
Get Dethrone yeh, show the doubters you are here not to take part but to take over yeh

>>77298711
125 is going to be the wmma belt to have if the fighters that are rumored to be changing weight classes actually do

>>77298708

I would say Bullet or Andrade but will have fought and lost to Nunes and Clawja respectively. I know its whats likely but it looks shitty to have a new division owned by a champ of a lower division. Also, if the flys end up like strawweights then the division is fucked

>>77298400
I don't know, she could catch KK in a cheeky sub given how willfully she gave up her back to Claudia

>>77298737

Personally, I think its the most exciting about UFC right now after this weekend but JJ getting in at the very beginning will hurt it more than anything. My biggest fear is that she might back up that division too

When is Jacare coming back?

Big fan, I was surprised how he beat Gegard like Gegard didn't want to be in there

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>>77298737
they better stick with 135 and 115
my girl is not gonna be merciful

will you be "figuratively" lighting a candle when maia's walk out music starts

how do I about watching previous rizins I've missed, can't find a working torrent

>>77298757
he also beat Yoel desu baka

tonya is gunna get fucked up isn't she

>>77298757
he was juicing heavy when he beat Gegard, been off the stuff for a bit now

>>77298757
He tore up his pectoral in his last fight, I wouldn't expect him before December

>>77298715

both tapout and affliction have a terrible rep here in the usa. it's the kind of clothes that 40 year old men who still go tanning and clubbing wear. think Situation from jersey shore.

>>77298739
Flyweight can't be any worse than the WFW """""""division""""""""

>>77298823
oh i know all that i wanna wear some as a joke

to me its akin to buying a wolf t-shirt or something

What are some memes you've fallen for?

Up until 10 minutes ago I thought Dana White was Jewish but he's actually Irish.

what do you think about jeraine deoderamemenme the duck kickboxer bitch turning down cyborg?

>>77298853
motivated BJ

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73740823/#73743527

will tonya evicher get heemed by cyborg? her neck is pretty thick

>>77298908

i think its gonna be a spicy fight tbf. i give cyborg the edge but evinger is not to be slept on

>>77298908
She will get "not intelligently defending herself" TKO'd

>>77298821
thank you for answering

>>77298820
They are also really good friends, they didn't want to rematch

Does anyone have webm of Jacare and Lawler it is too old to get from the archive

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>>77298941
no but I have this

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>>77298972

>>77298677
>twice implying tyron has the skill to heem maia

you double goof

I want to kiss Claudia's belly.

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>>77298853

1st and last time I let my dick dictate who I like

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>>77298823
excuse me?

>>77298972
as a real australian, why the fuck didn't he grip it behind the neck and tail from the start?

>>77298931
Thats the cyborg go to isn't it her higlights pack is her wailing bitches covering up on the ground

>>77299061
I cant recall any sleepy wmma heem besides Honda vs Holy

The last person Jones finished was Chael Sonnen

What the hell

>>77299097
Chael Sonnen is a welterweight

>>77299097
he started thinking about the record defences like tyron has started doing with trying to be goat ww, instead of fighting how they did to get to that position

funnily enough though chael only had to last 1min longer and jbj would have lost that

>>77299097
Early stoppage, chael would've won by doctor's stoppage

>>77298652

Jones KOing DC stiff is best outcome

>>77299163
dc will catch jones and he will go down stiff, will be a big upset trust me pal nobodys gonna expect it bet on DC by tko somewhere

>>77299196
1. jones via decision
2. jones via sub
3. jones via tko

they are the only options

lads I'm getting worried for Maia, I really want him to be champ and retire at the top

>>77299215
ufc did him dirty im mad irl wish i could kill dana

>>77299235
shat up

>>77299256
ill kill u 2 bitch watch out

>>77299235
To be fair you really don't want Maia as champ business wise, I think he would be even a lesser draw than MM

does maia look mexican or white i cant figure it out

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>>77299294
idc you slant eyed shit
>m-m-muh b-business
gook kike ugly snow bastard

>>77299310
He's pretty obviously Aryan.

>>77299235
Thats fucking illegal

>>77298241
>>77298248
Maybe one day marlon vera will become a LEYEND IN THIS BARN

>>77299294
>how you draw should allow the ufc to yank your chain and fuck you over and not let you prepare adequately while your opponent has twice as much time and already knows when he's fighting

ur mother deserves kniferape for not aborting u

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>>77299317
but hes got those beady spic eyes

Jacare champ

>>77299341
which is consistent with the actual aryan facial type. so many stupid niggers think aryan means some square headed arnie type or a little button nosed celtic peasant.

actual aryans had very severe, angular features, practically hatchet-faced. prominent, strong noses (oy vey), high, defined cheekbones, and narrow, penetrating eyes.

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I'm on vacation this week and won't be able to post much. Somebody else will need to makes the OPs

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For me its Ya Boy

>>77299453
that actor who plays jaime lannister is a decent example (a bit lless severe but he is 46 too).

lithcuck is actually a good example too facially except for the exaggerated asymmetry.

clint eastwood though the nose isn't that prominent

rutger hauer has a really aryan facial type

bisking gsp is happening for real this time lads

>>77298311
that's a dude

kek rory beat both of these guys

bellator > ufc

>>77299032
cute!

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>>77299698
only those 2 and their dependents wanna see that boring retiree cash-grab. just like Bones v DC, most fans want real rivalries. Feed Count Duckula to Yoel Romero, he will pay for his actions one way or another... BOY

>>77299725
Yoel/Bisping is a manufactured rivalry that Yoel is trying to grab onto to stay relevant

>>77299235
>>77299294
They literally gave him a chance against silva and he failed.

I like Maia but he can't hate the of ufc saying he didn't get title shots and shit like that.

Sure they made him ear this one but he already got a MW shot.

>>77299740
trying to interfere in another man's fight to avoid facing him, very manufactured my man

>>77299765
cunt should have won then

>>77299772
he lost by the smallest margin, due to a slip in the last minute of the very competitive last round. if anyone other than Whittaker deserves a title shot, it's Yoel

>>77299785
>the smallest margin
screaming

>>77299725
>>77299740
>>77299765
>>77299772
>>77299785
Punished yoel will destroy bisking with a spinning knee the head.

>>77299799
>spinning knee
is such a thing even possible?

>>77299792
He won the 1st 2 rounds strongly

>>77299805
Only yoel and the lord know.

what other sports do you guys post about on 4chins

i'm pretty much in /f1/ /trans/ and /heem/

>>77299817
None, I tried to post in martial arts but I can't keep up with two threads at once

>>77299807
>strongly
screeching

>>77299799
>implying the fight will ever happen

>>77299835
That's not screeching that is your sandnigger language

Yoel destroyed Roberts knee for life and Robert had to lay on him even though he was so gassed he couldn't move he still couldn't finish him

>>77299873
oh he finished him, finished his career [100 underlined twice]

>>77299817
/heem/, /motogp/, /F1/, random threads

/F1/ is fucking cringe though. Their memes are forced and weak. I dont even blink at schaubposting after putting up with /f1/ spam.

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>>77299872
whether for a belt or not, whether inside or outside of the octagon, that fight will happen. it's in Count Duckula's interest to have the protection of a referee and ruleset that might prevent his life from being taken

>>77299873
Sounds like robert has a PCL and maybe miniscus issue.

If he tore his ACL that would be a 12month thing where as i heard he is looking at coming back towards the end of the year to fight bisping

Which is good so nah he didn't blow his knee just strained it.

Is Rizin Fighting Federation any good?

I was watching pride matches on YouTube and I want to get into japanese mma scene

>>77299807
Did not win the first round at all still have yet to get an explanation as to why he did despite being clearly outstruck and not having actual grappling success

>>77299907
as good as it gets right now, yeah
they're about the same level as K-1 Hero's was

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Is there a girl in MMA or anywhere with a body similar to Rin Nakai?

Like, toned, almost buff, but with large-ish tits and ass?

>>77299907
its a nice meme show

>>77299913
because the judges, fighters watching and Ariel scored it for him

they know more than you

>>77299953
>Ariel

heh

>>77299964
It's just guaranteed (You)'s and you fell for his ruse

>>77299913
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/8276/fight

idiot

>>77299968
I know, its was a nice touch which deserves a (You)

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if Maia wins he becomes a Top 5 WW of all time based on resume

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/883909838232670209

Woodley won't be "the greatest welterweight of all time" unless he can beat GSP, Rory, and Nick Diaz

>>77299976
I thought he beat Shields 2bh

>>77299990
GSP lost to hendricks though and nick lost to GSP and rory quit against lawler

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/883908239066189824

>>77299976
GSP
Hughes
Fitch
Lawler
Shields

I guess.

@77299969
>mma journalists

Sad!

>>77300015
>Fitch
Nah. The others, yeah, but Fitch doesn't have the quality.

>>77299990
>Nick Diaz

(You)

>>77300024
his consistency is pretty great desu, I'm not sure who can be instead of him in the top 5

>>77300026
Still mad that Nate beat your boy?

>>77299976

I mean if he beats Tyron/Wonderboy/Lawler

sure

>>77300037
condit

>>77300037
Hendricks, probably. Won the title, beat guys like Kampmann and Kosheck when they were still relevant, beat Condit, beat Brown.

>>77300051
You having a laugh ramzan?

>>77300057
good shout, resume wise he is up there

>>77299817
I lurk /nfl/ during the season but rarely post there

>>77300068
i thought we were throwing names around so i decided to throw his name in their for shits and giggles

but he did win the interim title

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UFC needs a new star

>>77300092
>*breaks ur back*

>>77300092
Cody is that star my man

>>77299753
Yea and they made him take it at a month's notice, fuck off

>>77299294
He'd probably retire immediately or after one defense though

>>77299740
What does that have to do with him being next in line after Bobby

>>77300092
I'm glad you've finally admitted that Cody isn't and will never be a star. What made you come around?

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>>77300009
>GSP lost to hendricks
Check the record bud

>>77300092
UFC already has a star /our boy/ platinum stealin lives brah

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>>77300098
>>77300107
No I mean with Conor and Cody out the ufc has no one. They need someone new until Cody comes back.

>>77300103
Yoel won't get a title shot off a loss, he needs at least one win. Weidman is more likely to get a title shot, especially with the MSG show coming up.

>>77300114
I just did my "mental" record and it checks out gsp lost fair and square.

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>>77300114
hehehe

>>77300126
>No I mean with Conor out the ufc has no one.

Fixed that for you my guy.

>>77300142
I guess because Cody isn't out he's just injured

>>77300149
Cody is out. He's just not a draw. Does that make sense?

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Whens our boy platinum fight next?

>Future star
>Future welterweight king

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https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/7/25/16023728/china-mma-club-accused-adopting-hundreds-orphan-training-them-ufc-fighters-mma-news

Thoughts on this /heem/

Will they become a feeder league for uncle dana?

>>77300169
215.

>>77299926
That's not Nakai, no?

>>77300121
Overrated was getting pieced up by Jake, has potential but he's not ready to be a star yet. Right now they're just feeding him easy opponents

Not everyone can be Cody I guess

>>77300165
He's not a draw in Australia because Australia is known for being insecure of any good looking person because the majority are ugly hence why they hire Americans to play Australians in your regular movies about the beach and sand

I'm sure if you guys could figure out how to get decent internet your women would watch him

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What if Jones loses a couple of points from eye pokes and loses the fight by decision? Does that make DC the GOAT?

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>tfw Kailin posting will die when she gets killed

>>77300202
>your women would watch him

He's a manlet, so sadly not.

>>77300216
>In 2011-12, the average Australian man (18 years and over) was 175.6 cm tall and weighed 85.9 kg.

>>77300219
>Cody Garbrandt is 170 cm tall

Really got my noggin joggin'.

>>77300227
You forgot 170cm attractive looking undefeated professional champion 11-0 just turned 26 engaged to the love of his life training everyday with his best friends and family

Not 170 Australian

>>77300209
when was the last time anybody lost a point from eyepoking lol

>>77300202
you know cody plucks his eyebrows

>>77300240
*succ sounds*

>>77300240
No amount of success will bring him up to average height.

>>77300244
So do most straight males who care about what they look like

Aussie getting btfo tbqh

>>77300240
>170cm

is that in like alpha measurements?

>>77300244
why do you care he could kill you and everyone else you know in unarmed combat

>>77300258
what about unlegged combat

>>77300258
No

>>77300250
No

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>>77300248
>Implying he wants to be average height
Only you are insecure about that, need someone to hold you?

>>77300261
>>77300265
i bet you nerds hate tattoos ya fuckin dorks

>>77300250
>straight
You haven't realised that he's gay yet, have you?

I'm legitimately not being insulting; there is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay. He just isn't straight.

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>>77300265
Maybe not in Russia, you are represented by a chubby wrestler with a monobrow

>>77300271
He's only gay because he fucked Cruz hard

>>77300126
saved that pic so i can post it after Cody gets heem'd

>>77300270
Best thing to do when people get a tat is ask them what it means

>Well its the chinese symbol for peace anon

>>77300274
>fucked Cruz hard

did you even watch that fight? Cruz was given r1 by two judges, r2 by two judges, and r5 by two judges. Cody is lucky he didn't catch a draw.

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>>77300274
pic related is what a real fighter looks like

also vannessa is literally the same height as cody

>>77300283
Did you by any chance drop a dollar on Cruz?

Is that why you're so upset?

*drops you 4 times*
*dances*
*does a push up*
C-Cruz tapped him more though

>>77300276
He isn't moving up to 155 anytime some so I wouldn't worry

>>77300288
How many UFC champs he beat?