/heem/

Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>77264565
never stopped doubting him

Someone needs to make a WebM of Gastelums head movement

Damn

/ourboy/ is back?

Bisbong gonna destroy him

>you know im the real champ


fucking kek

"please god let me go back in time and undo that wheel kick"

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>If only you applied yourself in your youth you could have excelled at some professional sport

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Missed the real time sadly, maybe Italy caught it?

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>1-3 In last 4 fights
>Calling yourself the champ

lmao

Fattys BTFO!!!

>"I'm the champ and everyone knows it"

What did he mean by this?

>calling out bisping

Rethinking my position on the team. Bisping has generally been cool with The Chris

You beat a fat little Mexican, calm down mate

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>tfw chris has been my boy since strikeforce

S T I L L
M Y
B O Y

BISPING
T
F
O

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Wait so is Chris still Charlie's boy? i need clarification

just beat a manlet with my 10 inch reach advantage

everyone knows it

Britbums keep getting BTFO

Where is that obese britloser who was making fun of people picking Weidman to win? Show your face.

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REMINDER: Australians know NOTHING about MMA.

>>77264633
Alot of MMA fighters began in their late teens or early twenties

Is that ginger girl Weidman's sister?

Cute as a button desu

>>77264565
>dropped by a manlet ww
>this mushmouthed
>g-gib belt
lmao

>go 0-4
>beat a WW
>call out the champ

MY SIDES

>>77264565
holy fuck this dancing.

So can we agree /heem/ literally knows NOTHING about fights anymore?

Used to be alright but with the influx of newfags fight knowledge has gone out the window. First you thought Black Beast would beat Mark Hunt. Mark Hunt ffs, a K1 kickboxing Champion. And here you thought Gastelum, someone who isn't even a Middleweight would beat Chris Weidman. Chris bloody Weidman who was a former Champion in the division and lost against solid contenders he was competitive with.

You're clueless /heem/. Keep doubting.

Requesting webms of Chris Weidman's THICC redhead sister???

WON'T BACK DOWN

holy shit his post fight interviews are punch drunk af. CTE is strong in him. Poor weidi

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>>77264634
Head and arm choke is my bread and butter, lads. One of the best and safest submissions, imo.

>>77264651
weidman never fought in strikeforce

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>chris thick family
whos got a screenshot of his female family

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whos that ginger?

>>77264675
bumfuck casual

lmao that dance

>>77264668
Wow what an awful nationality

>>77264668
i fucked your sister and your highschool crush didn't i

Wheres that australian crowd webm guy, did you get the clip of the crowd with that hot chick in the white tanktop just now ? pls respond

>>77264631
Anyone have a webm of that beauty? I've seen fighters do some dumb shit before, but I don't know if I've ever seen anything dumber.

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heeminder to join the team

>>77264634
I love seeing someone's mouth getting squeezed into expressions one can't normally make.

>>77264681
Literally almost got knocked out lol. Youre as delusional as Chris

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>BigGOAT ko's the guy who KO'd you in a round
>Say he fought nobody

KEK

Chris' head is fucking MUSH

Yoel fucked his brain up, the CTE is real

wtf was that dance?

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>wins one of the most gimme fights ever against a fat welterweight
>DON'T DOUBT ME
>BISPING STOP HIDING FROM THE REAL MEN
fucking kek

>fights over
>news story about a 97 year old getting murdered comes on

Wew good job baltimore

>>77264692
Thank you based aus webm bro. Can you do Weidman's sister nodding enthusiastically?

>>77264633
Travis Browne didn't start training until he was 26, someday you can be a journeyman with brain damage too, get to work fatty

>>77264633
Or you could lose two or three amateur fights, receive permanent injuries in the course of doing so and be financially crippled for decades.
You just never know.

>>77264711
based oluwale

>>77264673
KEEP DOUBTING HIM

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>Weidman this butthurt over people shit talking him

Why were wonderboy and the chris kissing the same girl on the lips?

webm of the arm triangle?

>>77264692
>garish """""camo""""" forearm sleeve
what did he mean by this?

>>77264692
you get the crowd at the end of weidmans speech?

>>77264718
*left hand larrys you*

heh, nothing personnel Luke

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>>77264692
>THIS WILL NEVER BE YOUR DAD DOING THIS FOR YOU

that atheist fajita eating weed smoking Gastelum got what was coming

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Weedman is acting like he can win the belt because the cuban missile just lost a close fight Mousasi left to bellator and cuckhold is booked

>>77264718
To be fair Bisping only beat Rockhold because Luke is a dumb American chad that thinks he is impervious to damage

>>77264681
Gastelum > Kennedy > Romero > Weidman

Weidman's sister is qt and thicc

>>77264751
he shouldve married his sister instead of the spic desu

>>77264681
chris got knocked down by a manlet trex. bisping would school him lol

Lads I'm in the discord and jesus christ its complete cancer what did I expect

>>77264760
the chris only lost to luke because he wanted to meme him the same way vitor did

>>77264640
REJTRAUMA

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>>77264751

>>77264751
Triss?

>>77264751
>his mom doing the conor mouth

Does she do crack?

Weidman has brain damage but MW is such a wasteland, ESPECIALLY with the old fucks retiring and mousasi gone, and he's so good on the ground he can so "easily" win one lose one worst case scenario

>>77264751
grool.webm

>>77264751

>playing with her hair as her brother talks

You just KNOW

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>>77264681
I asked someone who Kelvin had beaten and they literally couldn't answer.

Flat out if anyone thought Gastelum was going to win or brought up "cardio issues" in regards to Weidman needs to stop watching this sport or watch it enough till they know what's going on.

>>77264751
>girl on the right
Chris is getting THE SUCC

gastelum too much of a manlet for mw

>>77264625
Just made some cash on Weidman via sub. You can't even ruin my night now.

>>77264766
he wife is asain

>>77264751
playing with her hair
she wants to fuck her brother

>>77264766
All three will be with him tonight

>>77264738
>not sharing hoes with your bros

>>77264751
[fertility intensified]

>>77264714
KEEP MOVING THE GOALPOSTS SO YOU DON'T FEEL SO BTFO

>>77264767
Why do people only judge you from your last fight. I can't believe the amount of people who weer cocksure Gastelum was going to win. Bloody hell I called some of it out but no one stopped. Apparently people forgot who Chris Weidman bloody is and didn't realise Gastelum is a Welterweight ffs.

>>77264751
latina on the right is leaking kek

>>77264762
Bobby Knuckles > Jacare > Gastelum > Kennedy > Romero > Weidman

>>77264718
>dat Goldie at the end

RIP

>Suddenly Gastelum was a gimme fight

Don't you just love it when nutriders get completely blown out?

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>>77264797
ty

>>77264796
euro style

>>77264802
Theres no goalposts. Chris almost got knocked out by a bloated Welterweight. There's a reason why people were picking against him and thats why

>>77264789
That's all they brought up.
I don't think this is as bad as when everyone seemingly thought Black Beast was going to beat Hunt, but it's still pretty bad. I bloody knew it too that they're all just full of bollocks. Seriously don't know what they're talking about anymore. /heem/ used to

>>77264766
that's wonderboy's girl

Chris finished Kelvin the same way Duffy finished McGregor

>>77264781
If his chin wasn't deleted he could literally fight some light heavyweights

>>77264751

HIS SISTER IS A LEGIT 10/10

Is that the one Wonderpedo is married? Because Wonderpedo is Weedmans brother in law right?

MW RANKED
1. Whittaker
2. Romero
3. Jacare
4. Rockhold
5. Weidman
6. Bisping

>>77264816
anyone with a brain knows gastelum is overachieving at 185 and had the potential to get smashed facing a high ranked true MW

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>>77264751

I'd literally have a dozen kids with her

still my boy desu

>>77264711
fuck(

>>77264721
Your tears are tasty.

>>77264738
>>77264751
WHY IS NOBODY ANSWERING THIS?!?!

DO THEY JUST SHARE WOMEN IN THIS FAMILY?

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>>77264751
>Good God that snow white skin and red hair

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picked kelvin, still happy to see Weidman win

It's sad though because he will just get heemed again, and probably one more time after that

>>77264816
Lmao yup
Also got to love >muh knockdown, as if that was the sole goal of the fight. Chris won every second besides that

>>77264829
>forgetting andrade v joanna and yair vs edgar

>>77264826
>lands one punch
>hOMG he nearly WON, see I TOLD U CUNTs
>weedman BTFO

>>77264837
[you]

>>77264840
hell even kelvin admitted he wouldn't beat the top 3 in mw

>>77264802
>Why do people only judge you from your last fight.

Three fights, buddeh. Three.

BORN IN SWEDISTAN

BORN IN SWEDISTAN

>>77264681
wow this guy hates fun

Most of the picks i get goofed on are meme picks.

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>All the dummies who just lost money on Gastelum

You deserve it lmao

>>77264862
what is he trying to convey?

>>77264859
>almost gets knocked out by one punch from a fat Welterweight

>WEIDMAN IS BACK GUYS

>>77264835
Wonderdiddler is not married, he's too beta for women. Wondercuck's alpha brother married Weidman's sister. Kind of weird how they act like close family when they're barely related.

>>77264835
wonderpedos bro is married to her, wonderpedo is gay

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>>77264789
>Weidman was 5 seconds on the clock away from getting TKOed in one round, clearly got saved by the bell
>anons acting like Weidman won easily and Gastelum had zero chance

>>77264851
it's not just the men that are weid

if you catch my drift

>>77264862
autism

>tfw I'm so retarded I put 40 quid on either fighter by tko/ko

I lost 100 quid tonight, a weeks work

>>77264837
whittaker
rockhold
romero
bisKING
weidman

and weedman has no hope vs anyone in that top 4

>>77264789

>If anyone one thought Gastelum ... [autistic babble]
>Kelvin drops Weidman and nearly finishes fight


What did you mean by this?

>>77264793
>>77264831
no, retards, that's his wife marivi

>>77264857
Holy shit you're right
Yair/Edgar is arguably the worst.

Andrade/Joanna I think was more a vocal minority, but I definitely remember some bullshit statements that Edgar was somehow deleted and couldn't handle Yair's meme kicks. Kek, /heem/ knows NOTHING. You're a bunch of casuals these days

>>77264862
>wiping her face in disgust after hugging Longo

JEJ

Is he back?

>>77264889
He dominated the entire fight. So he got rocked a little, happens to the best of us

Please give Weidman the likes of Sam Alvey and Tim Boetsch so I can watch his awesome wrestle-grappling instead of seeing him getting his head caved in over the next year.

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>>77264819
>that smile from the chris

let the chris enjoy his hometown win

it's not a bad loss for Kelvin, he hurt the Chris more on the feet and had the better gas tank.

would have been a brutal loss for weidman in his backyard. he'll get BTFO next fight

>not betting on the chris at these odds

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>>77264793

am I the only one that was impressed by Gastelum? his takedown defence was shit but he kept it very competitive standing up

MY BOY

>>77264883
>>77264889
>supporting a dirty drug peddling mexicunt over the former champ, great white
Fucking cucks

is there a webm of the d'arce yet?

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https://twitter.com/bisping/status/888950481401159680

>>77264864
>meme wheel kick
>freak knee
>trying to game the rules

The Chris beat himself three times, he can take Poocare, Bisping and maybe Rockhold. He'd get flushed by Whittaker though.

>>77264913
He was losing in the stand up until he started insta-countering in the third.

>>77264924
>guineas

>white

>>77264894
good enough for you you fucking prat, save betting for those with half a brain you thick cunt

Chael was wrong again lmao

Goodluck with whittakers TD defense weedman

>>77264930
>[ducking yoel intensifies]

>>77264910
Yeah... I'm thinking he's back

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I honestly believe that only me and like maybe 4 other people on this site know anything about MMA in this entire general and can discuss it on an intellectual level that isn't just memes.

Everyone else ihas to be a CM Punk castaway fan or at best a 189er.

>>77264941
He def has some Australian in his family bloodline

>>77264938
good to see someone else lost money tonight

>>77264933
>the stand up
Wasn't enough stand up to matter. Laying on top is ugly but it works

>>77264941
all part of his plan

>CHRIS LLLWEIDMAN CALLING OUT BISPING

lmao

>>77264951
I agreed with your post at the time too but it's poor form to cap your own

>>77264951
>the drastically undersized fighter will struggle with the larger and superior grappler

shocking

i picked weidman so i'm not just saying this, it's too bad gastelum is so thick he would be a beast at 170

>>77264930
Just take his belt away. He's done fighting.

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>>77264899

>>77264929
It wasn't a d'arce, it was a head and arm choke AKA arm triangle AKA some jap name judo guys would use. D'arce is a head and arm based choke, just uses the opposite side of your body.

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>>77264930

>>77264963
>almost get heemed and lose the stand-up battle
>dominate the entire fight

choose one

Gastelum needs to work on his wrestling game ASAP

anyone got kelvin's head movement webm?

>>77264951

Shut your fookin mout

>its an everyone pretends they knew the result all along
>its an overhyping a meme fighter episode

Anyone got a webbum of wonderboy grabbing and kissing Chris' wife just before he left the octagon?

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>>77264932
>all those excuses

If you didn't pick Whittaker beating Romero you have no room to brag

Does Bispings son have a potential martial arts career ahead of him?

>>77264980
that's wonderboy's girl, truly the champ champ

>>77264951
Just wait until Mayweather v McGregor passes and it'll improve.

>>77265009
Is this image manipulated?

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>I DONT JUST LAY ON EM AND GET THE SUB
>I PREDICT DEE ROUND

>>77264991
he's small for the division and chris is one of the best wrestlers in mma tho

>>77264980

THICC

>>77264972
It may be poor form but I literally don't care. Too many morons here were picking Gastelum with no real reasoning other than "le usada xD"
>>77264975
You can see the part where I picked the exact round that Weidman would win lol

>>77265016
He prefers banter outside of the ring.

>>77264681
Don't bother, honestly anyone who picked Gastelum should go to r/mma

>>77264714
>>77264767
>h-he almost won
>th-that counts for something right

i hope all of you faggots get heemed

>>77264930
Bisbong is such a cringe factory.

>>77265019
Wonderboy is literally a virgin

>>77264930

Bisbing is happy as fuck Weidman won, now there is a "contender" he has a chance against. Bisbing and Weidman fight only decides who is the king of the retirement league.

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>lose picks but win bets

Not sure how to feel.

>>77265036
just try it pussy

>Y..yair will beat Edgar! Out awkward my guy!
>Andrade will SHEEM Joanna! She's so chinny!
>Black Beast will KO Hunt! He's deleted!
>Chris is done! Gastelum will beat him! For sure he can put up with the wrestling despite being undersized!

lmao /heem/ not even once. Worse than ever

>>77265027
which only makes his performance even more impressive, yes Kelvin should go back to 170 but not without improving his TDD first

>>77265035
>weidman gets dropped like a sack of potatoes and almost finished

>STILL MY BOY XD

>>77264932
How the fuck is Yoel caving his skull in with a perfectly timed knee that he already used before Weidman beating himself?

>>77265009
Hey, it was you who were wrong when I explicitly told you that Weidman will win tonight and Villante will lose. Now what did YOU think?

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He's your boy now

>>77264932
>freak knee
Yoel timed that shit brilliantly. Go back and watch the fight again. He baited Weidman into shooting

>>77265054
>lucky shot almost finishes fight that Chris had dominated so far
>Chris continues to dominate the rest of the fight and submits him
Let me guess, Bisping fan? Better than Rockhold because he knocked him out right? XD

>>77265063
Damn that give me good feels. Happy for him. That's a proud father.

>>77265063
His dad is a sperg and I still prefer the amazing Fridgeman.

>>77265063
Tonight Weidman is everyone's boy

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>there are people ITT who think christopher weidman might back down

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>>77265063

>>77264668
If you bet against Australia you are guaranteed to profit long term and short-term.

>>77264776
>>77264777
>>77264780
>>77264782
>>77264783
>>77264790
>>77264795
>>77264801
>>77264805
>>77264835
>>77264844
>>77264851
>>77264852
www.instagram.com/p/_zjsfoiht6

Fucking goofs

>>77265068
>lucky shot

LMAO

>>77265030
I don't think questioning Weidman's gas tank in itself is wrong, but yeah they were talking a lot of bollocks without realising Weidman's talent and the level of competition he's facing. They also seemed too focused on Weidman's flaws, rather than Gastelum's. Bizarre

>Rockhold vs Branch
holy fuck is the UFC retarded or something, Rockhold vs Romero was the fight

>>77265016
He wrestles and practices some kickboxing but he doesn't know if he wants to

>>77264711

Fight Night 114
Official picks results.

>Good vs. Zaleski dos Santos
28/91 (30.8%)
>Rivera vs. Almeida
54/91 (59.3%)
>Cummins vs. Villante
45/91 (49.5%)
>Bermudez vs. Elkins
32/91 (35.2%)
>Weidman vs. Gastelum
42/91 (46.2%)


>Complete goofs
6/91 (6.6%)
>1 fight correct
16/91 (17.6%)
>2 fights correct
35/91 (38.5%)
>3 fights correct
26/91 (28.6%)
>4 fights correct
7/91 (7.7%)
>Perfect picks
1/91 (1.1%)

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>>77265063
hahaha how corny is this guy's dad!?! caring about and being so proud of his son lmao! what a bunch of dorks!

>>77265063
my anti boy

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>>77264987
>almost get heemed and lose the stand-up battle
He lost like 20 seconds of the stand up and then lit him up in round 3 when he finally stopped walking straight backwards into the fence. Chris' striking is very legit, he was beating Rockhold on the feet.

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>>77264997

>>77265057
Oh my guy that said that Whittaker will lose 100%, how could I forget.

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>>77265023
No

>>77265035
>bisping got dropped twice by hendo
>it d-doesnt matter that weidman got dropped by a ww
kek try again

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>>77265063
IF ANY OF YOU EVER GOT OFF

why does weedman's dad have to make it all about himself?

>>77265084
luckier than a submission, that's for sure

Gastelum fell for the 10th planet jiu jitsu meme

>>77265086
Yea they dropped the ball there.

can't believe you dorks keep hopping on bandwagon meme spics. yair was the worst but fatstelum is still pretty bad

never ever bet on spics

>>77265051
I think is TDD is good but when it comes to wrestling size is much more of an advantage and he cant train size

>>77265086
Romero fought 2 weeks ago, you think he'll be ready to go in 2 months? Dumb.

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AHHHHHH

HELP MY RECORD DANA

>>77265110
Chris got saved by the bell. Thats him getting lucky

>>77265105
That was a decision, not heem tappy, try again loser

LOL everybody claiming how weidman was gonna get FLUSH'D, delet'd and sent to lellator is now crying how weidman "should have won the fight" and how it's not impressive

H8ers are pathetic

>>77265086
That comes next if Luke wins apparently

>>77265100
I literally made no predictions for that fight and was well aware Whittaker is a huge threat.
Nice derail btw.

>>77264751
Weidman's sister is fucking gorgeous.

>>77265044
How much you win kid?

>>77265019
*wonderboy's older brother's girl

>>77265133
The only reason fatselum let loose was because he knew the round was about to end, it's not luck it's lack of skill

>>77265138
They can't admit they were wrong, they keep falling for hype

>>77265127
>he got lesser opponents ech time he lost, fucking rigged
They'd be stupid to blow the chris off the roster

>>77265127
Kelvin didn't throw a single knee, that was his biggest mistake

>>77265138
>b..but he knocked him down! w..we were right!

Remember when Anthony "Rumble" Johnson quit the sport to sell drugs?

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Won a cheeky 25 quid betting on my man Elkins.
Shit fight. Bermudez should have won.

I guarantee you all these after timing losers didn't pick Whittaker in any of his last 30 fights, Max, and Cody

>>77265138
I thought Fridgeman would win. I don't mind eating crow.
At least it was a finish.

>>77265094
kelvin had him dead to rights on the feet, chris was about to throw another meme kick he was so shook

wrestling won the day

>>77265111

It really seems like a meme. These 10th planet guys are often getting straight up memed on when fights go to the ground. Eddie really carried that one win against Royler and his friendship with Rogan into a massive BJJ empire.

>>77265120
that is true but how do you explain Daniel Cormier then?

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>>77265127
>i-i-it was a gimme fight now that he won

Lmao

What would the middleweight timeline look like if...

>Bisping had actually fought Jacare or Yoel instead of Hendo
>Rockhold had actually taken the Bisping fight seriously
>Chris hadn't thrown that wheel kick
>Anderson had actually taken the first Chris fight seriously

>>77265152
Oh so its not luck now? Thanks for agreeing

>>77265156
>LOL HOW DID YOU NOT SEE WEIDMAN WINNING

>*almost gets flatlined*

>>77265179
Because he has the weight to make up for the size

Manuwa heeming Volkan is the safest bet for 214.

i'm very proud of Pat Cummins

>>77265173
Literally the only time I have been on the wrong side of a BTFOing was waifufagging for KK against claudia

>h-he should be a welterweight, chr-chris just beat a manlet

Kelvin won TUF at MW lol

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>>77265193
>almost

>>77265186

>TrT Vitor
>KO'd the past two champs

Imagine deluding yourself into thinking a knockdown validates your stance that Chris Weidman couldn't outwrestle and beat an undersized Welterweight

Was telling some goof that Gastelum got out-wrestled by Neil Magny and he didn't wanna listen

>>77265193
bruh, you don't know shit about the sport
lurk moar, faggot

>>77265205
everyone fights TUF above their natural weightclass because it's not possible to cut like 4 times in 2 months>>77265205

Hopefully Romero vs Silva and Jacare vs Weidman

>>77265205
Are you memeing

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>>77265145
Up $40

>>77265179
DC's wrestling was head-and-shoulders above the goofs in heavyweight MMA.

>>77265192
Bisping would have beaten Yoel and Poocare.
Heems Salty all day.
Chris would have been heemed by someone else.
The guys did take the fights seriously they just always fight like that you sperg.

>>77265210
Oh you can read very cool

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>Chris was losing until he won

>>77265215
Middleweight* my bad laughing too hard

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CONFERENCE IS LIVE
>https://youtu.be/7GU4CUD-BMY

>>77265192

Anderson is still champ

he got his chin deleted by the Chris because he meme'd

Without the memeing he would still have a chin

Imagine your life is so empty you get satisfaction from picking a fight correctly despite said fighter almost getting knocked out cold

>>77265212
Jones and Silva are the only people to beat TRTor in the UFC. Without drug-testing he'd literally be the MW champ right now.

>>77265175
I disagree, Weidman finally showed that classic pressure and cage cutting after the first round and was doing much better on the feet despite getting dropped.

>H-HE WAS LOSING TILL HE WON, E-EVEN THOUGH HE WON ALL THE ROUNDS

H8ers...

>>77265223
nice bet t.b.h.

UFC/USADA told Rumble to retire or they would make his failed drug test results public.

He could have headlined 3 cards in 2018 and cleared $1,000,000 without taking any damage against top 15 guys in the division lol.

>>77265258
SHAMBLES

Anybody else look at a guy like kelvin and just think... He should just quit. He's just a really shitty in-between size. Too fat to make WW therefore performs like shit at that weight, and way too undersized to make MW.

>>77265236
Elkins looks like he was in a car crash

>>77265253
weidman wasn't controlling the action outside of the obvious takedowns but here's another (U)

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>>77265223
Neat. Was going to put $500 but I chickened out.

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>Bisping stays """""injured""""" until he can fight Weidman, successfully outmaneuvering the UFC for another year

Truly Bisping is playing 8th dimensional Runescape while Dana is playing 2d Maple Story. I'm not even mad, just impressed at this guy's savvy.

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elkins face after a usual fight

/heem/ is clueless now

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>>77265227
>Bisping would have beaten Yoel
Yeah the guy who got taken down by old man Hendo in round 5 would have beaten Yoel lmao

>>77265275
Good bet.

God fucking dammit Elkins and Gastelum. Lost 10 bucks overall while could of easily gained 200 if either of them won

Whatdafak

>>77265289
Wouldve done what Whittaker did except even worse

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>>77265238
>chris won the decision, kelvin won the fight

>>77265267
No, because he is only 25 and has solid striking technique and can get better in tdd and bjj. He just needs to be more disciplined with his diet so he can fight in a weightclass he isnt incredibly undersized in

>>77265289

Yoel past 2 rounds has no gas

>>77265263
that's fucking retarded they could have just kept them hidden permanently if that were the case

>>77265273
Gastelum couldn't do shit on the feet after the first round since Weidman was finally getting on his bike instead of walking backwards into the cage.

>>77265308
whittaker was tired too you fucking goof, yoel kept up with the pace

>hurr weidman almost got KO'd saved by the bell
He got back up immediately but keep grasping at straws, by all meanss

>>77265275
what's your bankroll m8? hope you're not being reckless

Elkins/Swanson just do it

>>77265267
He should just take half a year off to lose the bodyfat and lean out. This is the problem with pro mma, you're almost locked into the body type you enter the sport with since you don't have enough time to drastically alter your body composition.

>>77265324

Whittaker outstruck Yoel on a bum leg

>>77265317
Except all the jabs he landed with a 9 inch reach disadvantage..

>>77265299
elkins did win

p-plz Dana let me defend against Weidman. Whittaker has a bad knee

>>77265324
Not as much as Yoel clearly

>>77265324

Yoel won 2 rounds the gassed and lost the rest

>>77265267
Nope, he needs to stop being fat and smoking weed and work on his ground work. I am a Woodley fan and I think if they fought today Gastelum would heem Woodley. He needs to get disciplined.

>>77265331
cub gets another easy fight and demands a title fight

>>77265330
What do you think it is (should be)?

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who else /teambones/ here

>>77265353
Nah it will go to a decision and be a JUST BLEED fight

Fan friendly

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>>77265339
He wasn't supposed to, he wasn't supposed to win!

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>>77265361
here

>>77265335
>bum leg
it's not a bum leg if he's still able to move around freely and throw kicks
>>77265347
hardly, Yoel was putting some good pressure on 5th until he slipped
>>77265348
this is wrong

>>77265361
Need to wait for lithuania to come out for DC to put big money on Bones.

>>77265338
oh no pls dont ko me with your jabs of death. Gastelum was getting backed up all of round 3 and Weidman was landing hard shots despite getting dropped pretty bad in the first.

do you think there's someone out there that figured out the pattern early and has been systematically betting against chael's guesses? if he bet everything every time, he could be very wealthy by now

>>77265309
no shit jon wouldn't have been gone for a year if they had that power

>>77265373
cub needs to fight aldo and max needs to fight fronkie

>>77265389
>hardly

Yoel did literally nothing for two rounds then came out sloppy and wild the 5th. This isn't debatable in the slightest bit

Lol spics went 0-2 tonight

>>77265389
>this person browses /heem/

>>77265392
2 hard shots

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>hey succboi are you still there

>>77265194
hol so you be sayin that Kelvin needs to be THICCER?

>>77265395
Chael bet on Gastelum? Lmao

>>77265405
you should rewatch the fight and see how tired Whittaker was, Yoel has great cardio for a 40 year old
>>77265418
nice argument scroat