/heem/

Brendan Peter Schaub

>>77266076
wonderboy's wife is cute!

is the GOAT

>>77266076

Weidman calling out the rootless cosmopolitan Ariel.

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SAVED BY THE BELL REEEEEEEEE

>>77266137

Whats he saying?

For sure weidman is back after that near gadoosh

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Not worth it for $10k to show

>>77266076
1>3>2

>>77266137
crocodile tears.webm

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>>77266076
>mfw i see the OP

For sure a bloated up welterweight with a 9 inch reach disadvantage was gonna flush Weidman to Bellator my guy.

>>77266199

He was asking Ariel whether he's from Montreal or New York since he's been heard to claim both.

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Weedman thinks he should fight for the belt over whittaker because he's knee is hurt

do you guys think 23 years of age is too late to begin training MMA?

>>77266236
it doesn't make sense to claim canada since his parents weren't born there and he permanently left the country when he went to college

Is Kelvin a /tweener/?
Also name some other tweeners

>>77266270
no

Was that the motivation Fridge needed to put away the burritos?

>>77266270
No. Late twenties is probably end of the line tho.

>>77266277
the guy didn't even go to a fucking canadian public school

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>>77266242
>Woodley showing why he's the best

>>77266270

Wonderboy started at 26 and Manuwa at like 30

both are contenders you'll be fine

Grappling can fuck with your knees though

>>77266299
Dad Kelly

Why doesn't Chris implement more feint takedowns to uppercut like Khabib?

He landed a clean one in this fight.

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>>77266162
Not tonight pal

>>77266318
But they've been training other forms of martial arts prior to being a pro.

>>77266318
eventually your knees will get flexible as fuck

>>77266318
Lol wonderboy had been doing karate since he was still a toddler. If someone wants to do MMA at age 40 they can start, but not with the desire to be competitive or fight in the UFC one day.

>>77266270
If your only aim is to train because you like it your age is pretty irrelevant

>>77266357
>wonderboy had been doing karate since he was still a toddler.
now he karate chops toddlers

>>77266076
Weidman beats a fat welterweight and acts like he's champ...

>>77266270
Never too late unless you're going for professional

Professional is a completely different monster, stick to amateur. JDS started late though, I think he started boxing at 21?

>>77266386
he's not fat he's husky

>>77266270
guys who start early get injured like fuck and never get anywhere. my friend was training for years and developed back arthritis and shit and i walked in and merced him.

health > anything

>>77266381
wonderchampchamp beats middleweights and doesn't lose to bellator fighters

>>77266386
T. H8er that thought Weidman was deleted

>>77266357
I'd say if you've never done any sort of martial art, even wrestling or tae kwon do, 25-26 is the absolute latest to start training and have the possibility to be a top competitor. Helps if you're naturally athletic too. OSP played football in college before he did MMA

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>>77266316

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>>77266386
kelvin isn't hungry enough

>>77266357
Wonderboy also competed in kickboxing

This just further cements the fact that Tyron Woodley is the second best manlet fighter in the world behind DC

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>>77266386
Better to beat a young hungry lion than to go life and death with a 50 year old then take a year off ducking

>>77266474
Conor Mcgregor is the best manlet fighter in the world

>>77266469
>mucky-muck man
no thanks

oh man oh man 215 best card is on next weekend

Maia vs Woodley who you got heem? I unironically think Maia

>>77266137
Trs pls

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>>77266495
You sure?

>>77266470
so whats her porn name

How do I win money?

>>77266495
I'm not talking pound for pound bullshit I'm saying no other men under 6 feet tall are beating them in a fight. Although then there's also Yoel Romero but guys caught cheating don't count.

>>77266552
Bet on McGregor

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>>77266552
bet the house on McGoob

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>>77266505
Feeling in my stomach says Demian Maia

>>77266552

Bet on Conor getting a KO in the 4th

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Forgot the winner

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>>77266552
>>77266574
>>77266586
See pic related

>>77266589
that might be the AIDS

>>77266605
stream that page, refresh it on stream, otherwise gtfo faggot

>>77266505
Leaning towards Woodley. Maia basically has 5 minutes to backpack him and I don't think he can win after that

>>77266613
It's not mine fgt some goof who trolls /box/ keeps posting it

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New York loss by one point tonight. Home team advantage is starting to look like it doesn't mean much any more

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>>77266605
>He keeps doubling down on this awful bet when he could have made money tonight on Weidman as an underdog against a turbo-manlet

>>77266589
If Maia beats Woodley wtf do you do with Woodley?

Hes already beat most the top 5? I guess RDA if Ralph wins another?

>>77266688
He can fight Cerrone lol

>>77266630
its literally inspect elemented

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Still my boy lads

>>77266723
you fucked it up

>>77266723
Why did you goof Bamgbose when he won?

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Cuck Weidman

>>77266731
does chris have the cte

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>>77266505
>mfw T-Wood killed Chester to get inside Maia's head

>>77266762
Seeing him dance, very possible.

>>77266760
based wonderguy

>>77266688
Maia won't win. Really hope heem wises up and doesn't doubt woodley yet again but you never know, some goofs never learn.

>>77266760
Elkins-like with her bodylock, Joe

>>77266760
>based fucking wonder boy

>>77266642
>>77266602
cool shit

>>77266784
I'm a Woodley fan and for sure I'm scared about Maia getting the backpack on early. I was never at all scared about wonderboi but Demian has done some scary things in the octagon lately.

>>77266552
DC and Brian Ortega double

>>77266760
All Americuck

>>77266552
Bet everything on Mayweather by decision.

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>when learned manlets give normal sized men problems

i was a weedman fan until tonight

I just put all the money left in my bet account on dc, going to take the risk.

After that I'm closing my account win or lose

>>77266823
bookies love him

>>77266853
him too>>77266850

>>77266825
Only 14% of US males are over 6 ft tall

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>>77266746
>>77266741
I said it was quick lol. I'm going to sleep now

>>77266850
bookies love him

>>77266850
I think DC wins it lad.

Jones looked like shit against OSP in the age of USADA. I wanted to bet the farm on Hally vs Bethe but my shit state doesn't allow fun.

Good luck Anon.

>>77266784
>>77266804

A good amount of Woodleys TDD is hanging out on the cage I wonder how Maia is going to deal with it? It honestly could be pretty boring as Woodley just stalls on the cage getting some scored points to scrap rounds

Woodley's got some really sloppy footwork if he tries that sprinting stutter to overhand right I could see Maia just taking him down

Maia is actually pretty big and strong for the weightclass and stupid hard to put away I think you'll be surprised

I just hope it doesn't come down to stalling Woodley via terrible decision

>>77266825
lol doesn't even look like weidman

>>77266858
>>77266853
bookies love anyone dumb enough to gamble

>>77266850
you're fucked, should have atleast gone with the jbj by decision

>>77266870
Betting on borderline-rigged sports is bad practice regardless.

YA BOY

>>77266076

That hair must be a nightmare, My hair is a bit curlier than her and I went through leave in conditioner every week when it was at my shoulders.

>>77266872
Woodley has the best TDD in the UFC but he hangs around the cage way too much and this is where Maia wants all his fights to take place.

I'm not meme'ing when I say this could end up being the most boring fight in UFC history if Maia can't get an early finish or Woodley can't TKO him by round 2.

I think Woodley is too explosive for old man Maia.

>>77266913
rory took him down and fucked him up

>>77266642

Not to kick New York while they're down, but Zaleski dos Santos won the decision against Good.

>>77266890
I only bet on fights I fix personally

>>77266859
its a joke its a joke cmon

>>77266927
Rory picked him apart in the standup too though, different from a one dimensional wrestlefucker like maia

>>77266859
Yeah, but 73% are over 6 ft. wide

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/Rug/by /heem/

>>77266929
Wise.

>>77266962
agreed but he can be taken down and maia is relentless until he gasses

>>77266913

No I agree Woodley has all the potential and incentive to not really do anything
he has everything to lose by being exciting and the hanging out on the back of the cage ....

5 rounds is a long time for someone who explodes like Woodley and Maia is fucking 40

Its no accident this isn't a main event and I could see Dana never letting either Main Event again


This is going to be a bastardization of Woodley vs Wonderboy II and Maia vs Silva with some Jake Shields on top

With our luck they will put the audience to sleep and tie

>>77266731
Symptoms of CTE, which occur in four stages, generally appear 8–10 years after an athlete experiences repetitive mild traumatic brain injury.[2] First-stage symptoms include attention deficits as well as disorientation, dizziness, and headaches. Second-stage symptoms include memory loss, social instability, erratic behavior, and poor judgment. Third and fourth stages include progressive dementia, movement disorders, hypomimia, speech impediments, tremors, vertigo, deafness, and suicidality. Additional symptoms include dysarthria, dysphagia, and ocular abnormalities - such as ptosis.[3]

>>77266928
>implying that he should have

>>77266967
muslims

not even once

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How the fuck can't Kelvin make weight at 170 at 5'8"? FFS. This man could destroy the lightweights and featerweights if he just made the weight

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>tyron woodley is huge bro, he could be a middleweight

>>77266988
Oh I agree 100% it was a robbery, but usually that doesn't change the results we put on the graphics.

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Did DC and Jon switch beards, wtf?

>>77266998
reminder Maia is 6'1"

>>77267007
>that awful moustache genetics

damn DC you suffering

>>77266979
Christ

Even just being someone who trains sparring for fun could get CTE

>>77266493
>oh yeah? what about this! heh got you kiddo

>hahahaha weidman's about to be 0-4, watch him get heem'd
>hahahaha weidman submitted a tweener who should've been a WW

pick uno, and only uno

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Gastelum is 2-0 fighting with Mexico kit and 0-2-1 fighting with USA kit

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>>77266979
jesus imagine how bad schaub is gonna be in 10 years compared to where hes at now

>>77267038
Stop.

>>77267024
hypomimia
Hypomimia, a medical sign, is a reduced degree of facial expression. It can be caused by motor impairment, as in Parkinson's disease, or by other causes, like psychological or psychiatric factors.

Weidmans team are fucking evil taking points off him while he's dying in the ring and in the gym. Around people never relax.

>>77267041
no

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>>77267038
Fixed

>>77267058
Hope it makes you feel better about yourself then.

>>77267038
'generally occur' meaning loads of people will experience the effects earlier

people who started training hard young probably suffer the most, imagine having CTE during your development years

no wonder GSP is so fucking retarded now he was into fighting forever

>>77266688
IDK man, he could get some matchups but if he puts on two stinkers against Wonderboy then gets slowly outpointed by Demian Maia pretty much no one is gonna want to see him for a while. I want to like Woodley and he's great at what he does but goddamn his shit can get boring in a hurry.

>>77266731
he hasn't looked the same since yoel obliterated his face

he's a changed man

>>77266996

Its actually hard to imagine being that fat and training 2-3 times a day... especially all the fucking cardio these guys do

Whats great is if they actually adopt California rules hes missed weight enough they might not even let him at Welter

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Tyron Woodley

>goofy ass name
>honor roll student in high school
>has a college degree
>married
>has 4 kids
>is involved in his children's lives
>well spoken and articulate
>sensible haircut
>business owner

Is he, dare I say it, a cornball ass nigga?

>>77266979
Neat.

>>77266998

Woodley has said that his weight cuts have been getting harder and harder as hes getting older

he might be too short for MW though

>>77267082
Whitest black bloke ever.

What fights should i watch i only watched weedman wook vs cholo

>>77267099
DC is an actual oreo

>>77267131
where are her boobs

>>77267075

Jake Shields is one of the GOAT Welter Weights

didn't stop the UFC from taking the blanket out to dry the second he started losing

Woodley is boring, can't laugh at himself, and
pulls the victim card often

But he's smart and aware enough to see the writing on the wall he'll retire and be an Analyst if he loses

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>>77267143
She dropped them for elite mma skills

>>77267104

Most of the card was good fights tbqh. Definitely watch Burgos vs. Pepey.

Kailin "1-4" Curran

Garbrandt will Heem Dillashaw

>>77267115
>>77267131
>>77267140
>>77267141
>>77267153

she looks disgusting desu

no sane, well-adjusted woman would have a tattoo like that, either

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>>77267170
More importantly
"10/10" Curran

>>77267196
is she a boy tho

>>77267154
Was almeida fight spicy i was hoping for him to heem rivera

>>77267078
remember that interview with kelvin and the desk where he talks about not being a gym fighter

He doesnt put in the work at the gym, and maybe he just likes tacos and burritos mane

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Did this rich guy ever face trial?

>>77267196
>small hips
>large shoulders
>large feet
>no tits

something is up and its not my peen

>>77267082
Woodley, Mighty Mouse and DC are my guys. They are hardworking articulate black men who are in their children's lives.

Jones on the other hand is a nigger.

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>>77267224
the answer is no

>>77267204

It was pretty spicy. Definitely worth a watch.

Honestly the only fight I was bored by tonight was Kennedy vs. Bochniak. Everything else was fun, and there were several fairly even fights that stayed standing and were great to watch, as well as some nice quick finishes thrown in.

Made $500 betting against the Australians in the main event.

Saw the picks and 7/8 Australians picked Gastelum. Easy money. Australians know nothing about fighting, George Sotoropoulus is their shining star

>>77266213
the brain damage

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>>77267258
wise

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>>77267259
>>77266213

Do you get the headaches? I get such bad headaches...

>>77267258
why are they so dumb? is it because they live really far away?

Is Weidman still your boy heem?

As of September 2015, the CSTE had diagnosed CTE in 96% of NFL players analyzed in postmortem brain studies.[127]

>>77267287
Dang, my future son will never play football.

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>>77267280

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>>77267196
never girled, but so bad that I had to girl her so I can drop her right now.

>>77267299
yeah anything where his head gets touched is off now. if staceys wanna fuck chads who get smacked around that's on them, i don't wanna lose my son and have him be a fucking retard father to my grandkids

Anyone else excited for more DC Jones banter this week?

I hope we get another "Hey pussy"

>>77267320
I hope DC sucks his cock

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>>77267320
actually looking forward to the bants on here when the fight gets cancelled

If Jones gets the fight cancelled, should the UFC cut him?

>>77267082
tyron is a proud vietnamese man

>>77267358
manure is on the card to step up

>>77267375
Looks better than that tye-dye fruit roll up looking one.

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>there are people that literally didn't believe that Weidman was going to win

It's honestly hilarious that he was the underdog. Just got home from my old man's and we were both happy he won.

>>77267390
Same people who had Yair offer Frankie
Black beast over Hunt
And Andrade over Joanna lmao

Know nothing about MMA

>>77267405
i refuse to believe anyone had andrade over joanna

>>77267409
/heem/ was full of it just like this Weidman fight. Too many casuals here now

Anyone else here think Branch might take it from Luke? I feel like people are seriously underestimating Branch here

"I'm the champ, and everyone knows it" - Chris Weidman


What did he mean by this?

>>77267441
this is what cte looks like

>>77267440
No I think you're underestimating Luke
He took 18 months but I think he's learnt to fight with his chin tucked now too

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>>77267434
What's your picks image?

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>>77267444
looks like dennis quaid in any given sunday. yoel reeeally fucked him up with that knee. he should've taken more time off.

>>77267444
>>77267462

Honestly what could he possibly have meant by that?

How do you lose to Rockhold, Romero and Mousasi consecutively, then beat the #8 guy and say you're the real champ and everyone knows it?

>>77267444
he forgot romero ko'd him, he said gastelum was the first to kd him. maybe he meant with punched tbf

>>77266496
Oh my....sauce?

>>77267440
No. Glad branch is getting fed to Luke, the guys boring as fuck

Patrick Cummins is a legend.

>>77267491
He did say something along the lines of not getting full finished, just blasted for one of those knockdowns where you're not out but you blink and realize something's gone pretty wrong.

>>77267482
i think he meant that he was a real champ who defended his belt. rockhold immediately lost it and pissbong is a bitch. but he's still about 1 concussion away from being unable to hold a spoon without it shaking.

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>>77267519
>lose the belt
>"i'm still the champion"

that's aldo-tier logic

>>77267557
Siver obviously

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based ariel making a fighter cry again

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who /seething/ here

>>77267557
glad siver got a win

those 20+ ufc fights guys need to stick around. jim miller, joe lauzon, dennis siver, jeremy stephans. these guys are history, and well standard bearers

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>>77267577

>>77267531
not sure which, but eitherr his brain is shadow-realmed or he's trying to cling to his best years. his fucking chin is gone for sure.

I miss Gegard I wish the UFC paid him more

anyone think hes just trying to get a Bellator belt or two until the MW division is moving again then will leverage his way into more money and a title shot?

>>77267581
>h...he's touching her again isnt he?

>>77267588
joanna's face
>lmao he doesn't know she's a dyke

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Who deserves their's the least?

>>77267587
Coker has guys. he has detractors but he also has guys loyal to him. and not one guy loyal to coker, hasn't run back to his feet yet.

melendez is going over when his contract is up as well, just you wait.

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Chris was supposed to LOSE

>>77267620
don't be stupid lol

>>77267607
replace aldo with holloway
literally conor. followed by bisquick and necktattoo

wonderchampchamp btfoing the ha8rs

>>77267607
Max Holloway, won the belt like a bitch

>>77267610
Wasn't Nick loyal to him for the longest time? Coker built him up ... I wonder if Nick would go back if he was fighting and not bound by the UFC

Also I wish Coker would focus on a Stikeforce 2.0 instead of the meme freakshow he's got going on now

>>77267607
aldo, because he's not actually a champ

Aldo was winning until he lost

every fight

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What's the cut off for being a manlet?

>>77267644
Why is it that Cormier can't lose weight?

>>77267636
diaz bros aren't the most loyal, hell most cali fighters don't really get too close to their promoters.

they kiss ass, but aren't loyal. they get but they don't give in return

>>77267640
>every fight

Not vs McGregor lol

I mean I get that you're memeing a joke right now my dude but that's wrong lil nigga

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>>77267634
He fluked both belts

>>77267647
metabolism and body is probably permafucked from a lifetime of wrestling up to the olympic level

>>77267647
man likes to eat

>>77267607

>shot?
Bisping, Conor, and Cody in that order

>the belt itself
Which champs aren't actively facing #1 contenders

Bisping and Conor

Bisping is transparent and still talks shit and Conor has never defended any belt ever and has no plans to

LW and MW are two of the best divisions and its a shame

cub should go down a weight

>>77267659
>>77267660
I thought there was some actual medical condition that he had?

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>>77267651
aldo hit conor really hard before teh hammerfists

would have won if big john didnt knee him in the head

>>77267664
>has never defended any belt ever and has no plans to
bruh he's already talked about wanting to fight khabib in russia in december. altough i'm not sure if it'll be for a belt. khabib jumping the line at 155 is fucked, but that tiramisu eating motherfucker clearly can't make 145 anymore.

>>77267675
Kidney shit. He can't cut that much water weight.

Still he could lose weight the regular way, by losing fat, getting lean.

>>77267678
2/10

you're not even trying

dc gets excess calories from succ but he refuses to cut it out of his diet

>>77267610
I wondered if Cyborg got a shot at the belt to keep her away from Bellator. They've fucking buried her a hundred times and yet they're willing to promote her as a champ. Giblert's a great call, he's gone ASAP

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>>77267697

>>77267678

I'll definitely defend my 145 belt....

>3 fights outside the division later with no plans to return

don't believe Conor's lies he will talk enough to appear active but he's retired in place especially after Floyd whoops him

>>77267711

They have no idea what to do with Cryborg

this is the last fight on her contract and so its up in the air .... I really hope Evinger pulls an upset

>>77267676
yeah but before that Conor landed a kick too and he was the aggressor

Conor was winning until he won

>>77267724
>They have no idea what to do with Cryborg

It's not an easy problem to solve. She will destroy everyone but there's no one for her to fight. The 135 division is bad enough as it is.

She can't make 135, so too bad I guess. Unless they just let any female woman fighter offer to do a catchweight bout or something dumb like that.

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>>77267724
Hope all you want

>>77267732
>sign the top 145 ranked women and every impressive prospect you can find
>start throwing 145 women's fights out and build the division
>let the cream rise and fall to Cyborg
>the division slowly catches up with Cyborg

It's really not that hard m8

>>77267736

how many dudes have plundered the robotic wastes

>>77267676
Can someone post the webm of Conor practicing this punch backstage before the fight

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>>77267757
no

>>77267670

Silly Dilly will wrestle fuck him

Would love to see him vs Cruz though
wonder how Cruz would deal with wild Cub

>>77267751
There is literally no one for 145, and what few people there kinda were Cyborg has already smashed. The division is a wasteland that exists entirely to feed Cyborg the easy kills that make her a star.

conor v cyborg at 145

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>>77267788
You're an idiot and should be ashamed of your boldness to speak on something you clearly have little to no knowledge of. There are currently at least 50 top ranked female featherweights that have already fought this year

just woke up, how was Weidman - Gastelum

>>77267644
Under 6'3"-6'5" should be the new manlet cut off. I see 16 year olds who are 6'0" these days

>>77267833
Weidman laid on top of him the whole fight and submitted him in rd 3 by, you guessed it, laying on top of him

>>77267833

Kelvin had a good knock down and a crazy and the Chris had some faster hands and wrestlefucked him

its worth a watch The Chris will always be my boy

>Tyron Woodley freestyles on Sway In The Morning

lol

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>>77267644
What fucking mong made this chart lmao.

Stipe's shin gonna tear up the Flyweight division.

I'm excited for the UFC 214 Jones and DC memes

Weight cut DC is gonna be so sassy

>>77267880
break em down champ

good mornin'....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jlNPvwC98w#t=7m36s

>>77266381
what is this meme why are people calling wonderboy a pedo now?

>>77267899

>And you niggaz fakin

>I'm a real one

>From the real streets

>In the real slums

What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIvdXEtrl8k

Symptoms of CTE, which occur in four stages, generally appear 8–10 years after an athlete experiences repetitive mild traumatic brain injury.[2] First-stage symptoms include attention deficits as well as disorientation, dizziness, and headaches. Second-stage symptoms include memory loss, social instability, erratic behavior, and poor judgment. Third and fourth stages include progressive dementia, movement disorders, hypomimia, speech impediments, tremors, vertigo, deafness, and suicidality. Additional symptoms include dysarthria, dysphagia, and ocular abnormalities - such as ptosis.[3]

Punished Yoel will be headed to 214 to confront Mr. Bisping

>>77267940
Yeah desu i haven't seen much about mma dudes getting it.

Gary goodridge has that shit pretty bad but he seems to be the only prominent one so far.

>>77267899
black people

>>77267921
Woodley hired a bunch of libshits to shill this Wonderboy pedo meme before he fought him.

Really low class.

>>77267962
MMA is pretty young, sport only really started to come around in the 90s, give it some time. Also with the grappling and lack of a count to let a guy recover just enough to get punched some more, MMA fighters might actually accumulate less damage than boxers or other athletes that primarily take blows to the noggin.

>>77267988
Comparing Weidmans speech now with when he first entered the UFC it's plainly obvious something has happened. He can't string together a sentence.

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>only 1 more week until Jonny reclaims DC's fake belt

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>>77268000
I wonder what happened?

>>77268020
wtf how many punches did he land after he was dead? i counted at least 5 but they cut off

>>77268000
It must be all the weed he's been smoking. A lot of the times people confuse marijuana induced mental loss with CTE. Fact: if you smoke enough weed you will develop all the symptoms of CTE. Still think weed is harmless?

I had a disgusting dream about Schaub last night lads and am really ashamed of myself.

>>77268040
this desu. he probably overdosed.

>>77268040
wow rly activated my almonds

>>77268054
Stop watching TFATK and delete your meme folders

>>77266076
The Chris' sister looks like young Geena Davis. Too bad she's a racemixer.

>>77268040
CITATION NEEDED

>>77268000
>plainly obvious something has happened

USADA, Luke, Yoel

In that order

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>>77268020

what exactly is Chris doing here?

>>77266213
This is why MMA will never attract elite athletes.
The GSP-to-Conor era was the best we'll ever see.

>>77268096
Traumatic brain injury response

>>77268096
losing memories and life span

>>77268100
>Herschel Walker

>>77268020
>I'm going to hit you in the head with a bat, or
>I'm going to knee you in the head when you shoot on me and I'm Romero

What do you choose?

>>77268134
Michael Irvin claims he wants to try it too now

>>77267082
>cornball ass nigga?
*cringe*

why do you have to try to be something you're not?

Rogan has an unhealthy obsession with Dean Cain.

>>77268096
having an unconscious bodily reaction akin to a seizure

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STILL MY BOY

>>77267300
wtf?!
as a professional sport this is a filthy joke

Did you guys see how gastelum was getting tagged near the end. I told you guys he was getting tagged by vitor

keep doubting me

Chris Weidman's win over Gastelum was the submission equivalent of a lucky punch. Is this an accurate statement?

>>77268141
bat because your a weakling

punished yoel would wreck me with a flying knee though

>>77267607
Actual champs
> Joanna
> stipe
> holloway
> DC ( for now)

Iffy
> Tyron
> MM
> cody
> Nunes


Halfway out the door tier
> conor
> bitchsping

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>>77268205
What did he mean by this?

>>77268212
>Iffy
>> MM

wuuut?

>>77267644
>no cheeky Struve

>>77268212
DC has never been a champion and will never be a champion until he beats Jon Jones.

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>>77267409

>>77268178
regionals are crooks

no one pays, or treats their fighters, on average, better then the ufc

period

>>77268219
Well he plainly ducked tj, BUT he has every reason to.
> tj might not make weight
> mm wants to get that milestone win
> he needs to start thinking about retirement so only getting a " to show" payout isn't good.
> tj sn't a champ so it's not a super fight
> tj isn't going to stick around once he wins, so how does mm reclaim the belt if he loses it?

>>77268227
He's cleared out the division, and he can't fight someone who's banned.

how many times did jones fight rumble?

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>>77267300
look at his droopy eye. thats brain damage.

>>77268259
Rumble is a can
Jones would smoke him regardless

>>77268259
Doesn't need to, he's the champ. Rumble needs to fight him.

DC is a paper champ that tapped Rumble twice, good for him.. he earned this fight against Jones.

>>77268271
A week out and the jones nuthuggers have already started up.

>>77268290
DC gonna tap, dude. Jones probably pops post-fight.

>>77268265
I've had a lazy eye all my life.

Which one of you heemed me in kindergarten?

have this, a brief history of heem picks

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B4Uqf2iX4vRhWmIwOVY3NlBpWFk

>>77268301
your parents bashed you lad its not uncommon

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"These guys are gonna have some CTE induced headaches tomorrow."

>>77268345
>*ignores jon anik internally*

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put your dick away jon, i'm not in the mood

>>77268377
>what the fuck you mean you can't get it up jon

Should I watch 214 at home by myself or go to a fairly decent bar with my friend and possibly one or two other people?

If I watch at home the atmosphere will suck and the food will be basic but I get to not even put on a shirt and save a bunch of money. Plus I'll get to see the prelims since the bar doesn't typically show them and I can hear the commentators, Most importantly I can shitpost alongside my friends on /heem/.

But if I do go to the bar I'll probably have some nice food and maybe a beer, and get real human interaction.

Decisions

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>mfw could heem every in this thread and also every fighter in the featherweight division and below

>>77268394
Why can't you just get some beers and invite your friends over?

>>77268431

I literally never drink unless I'm out. I don't even keep any alcohol in the house whatsoever.

>>77268447
sounds sober and boring