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looks like nerman to PSG is actually happening edition

>RB Leipzig will find it hard to resist a third and final offer of £80m from Liverpool for midfielder Naby Keita, 22, reports Guinean journalist. (Liverpool Echo)

Crystal Palace have suffered a blow in their reported pursuit of Dutchman Jasper Cillessen, 28, with the goalkeeper insisting he is happy at Barcelona. (Croydon Advertiser)

>Arsenal will compete with Tottenham for Ross Barkley's signature with the 23-year-old's Everton career in doubt. (Daily Express)

West Brom manager Tony Pulis has dismissed reports linking winger Nacer Chadli, 27, with a move to Swansea City, saying he does not want to lose players and that the Baggies are looking to bring players in. (Daily Star)

>Manchester United are plotting a move for 19-year-old Bayern Munich midfielder Renato Sanches. (Daily Star)

Manchester City have had a £44.5m bid for left-back Benjamin Mendy rejected by Monaco. The Ligue 1 side are demanding £54m for the 23-year-old. (Daily Mail)

>City will complete the signing of 26-year-old right-back Danilo from Real Madrid on Friday. (Marca - in Spanish)

Barcelona have bid £72m for Liverpool's Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25, but the Reds are expected to reject the offer. (Daily Mail)

>Arsenal offered chance to sign @Rafinha from @FCBarcelona - Sky sources.
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>500m for the chocolate Andy Carroll
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>no american OP
Great thread.
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>Arsenal are increasingly confident midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, will sign a new contract. (Sun)

Manchester United have turned their attention to a £25m deal for Paris St-Germain right-back Serge Aurier, 24, as they struggle to reach a deal with Monaco for Fabinho, 23. (Independent)

>PSG coach Unai Emery has confirmed Ivory Coast international Aurier wants to leave this summer. (L'Equipe, via Metro)

Midfielder Jack Wilshere, 25, is open to a move to West Ham - if they can agree a fee with Arsenal. (Daily Star)

>Tottenham have asked to be kept informed of Riyad Mahrez's situation at Leicester City, but the Foxes will have to lower their £50m asking price for the 26-year-old forward for Spurs to make a move.(Standard)

Leicester players are ready to "dig out" Mahrez if he does not put in 100% effort, says midfielder Andy King.(Leicester Mercury)

>Manchester United have still not met Inter Milan's valuation of Croatian winger Ivan Perisic, 28. (Daily Mirror)

Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur are interested in 17-year-old Manchester City winger Jadon Sancho. (Independent)

>Austria forward Marko Arnautovic, 28, will become West Ham's highest-paid player following his medical at the London club on Friday. (Daily Express)

Crystal Palace are planning a new bid for Arsenal defender Calum Chambers, 22, after their opening offer of £16m was rejected.(ESPN FC)

>Fulham target Diego Rolan could make the Cottagers wait until the final days of the transfer window to sign him. The Bordeaux striker, 24, is holding out for a move to the Premier League or Spain.(Sky Sports)
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Monaco have rused the PL in to buying all their overrated players for insane amounts. Going full Porto/Benfica with it
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reminder the multi quote autist has never had sex
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Sergi Roberto (Barça player) about Nerman transfer
"222m € is the market, it's like that"
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Reminder the guy moaning about multi quote autist is the same guy, he's the gimmickfag samefag. Check archives.
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>>77236716
haha what a pathetic fucking loser
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>500m for Brazilian Sterling
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>>77236716
>>77236725
No one cares
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Reminder not to take this site so seriously
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>>77236729
Y-yeah.. W-what a lo-loser!
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>The entire GDP of Dominica for the Brazilian Tom Daley
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>United have a £75 million long term striker
>Chelsea have a £60 million long term striker
>City have Jesus and Aguero
What will Harry Kane do? Looks like he may be stuck at Spurs unless he actually goes abroad. And I can only see Real/Barca/Bayern trying to sign him if he has a really good WC.
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>>77236748
is it sad i went to check this so i could laugh at you if you were wrong?
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>>77236753
How about he stays?
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>>77236762
not at all
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>>77236762
No, just autism speaking.
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I'm in trans lads
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can we get some different country rumours

whats goin down in your leagues
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>>77236748
>the Brazilian Tom Daley
this works on at least 3 levels lol
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>>77236753
Arsenal will sign him back next year for 100 million
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>>77236786
Niklas Hult extended his contract with Panathinaikos
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>>77236786
NY Redbulls want Matt back. That club in your league keeps loaning him out.
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>>77236768
I think eventually he may actually want to win a major trophy. I also can't see Spurs offering him £200k+ a week like the other big clubs would gladly give him
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>>77236753
>le mong face.jpg

Seriously though, more English players need to go abroad. They don't know anything about playing against different opposition than the same old teams that keep getting recycled up and down in the championship.
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>The last offer for Morata from MU was £72m
Did he fucked up?
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biggest barcelona sports paper does a poll:
>would you rather have neymar at barcelona or 222m?
>222m winning with almost 80%
ayy lmao positively surprised by the result
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>>77236753
>thinking that both Lukaku and Morata won't flop
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>>77236806
No because the fact he even sold him for 67 is amazing.
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>>77236733
It's more about the marketing value.
>Nerman is a god in Huezil loved by everyone so even if he takes a shit 9 tv stations will report about the shit quality, toilet shape, the flushing mechanism and temperature where he took a shit while a expert panel commentates. Later they discuss it on the evening news and have 40 talkshows about it as it's taking a shit of national interest.
>Nerman goes to Barca, entire huezil bandwagons Barca
>most seen football shirts in Sao Paulo and Rio are: Huezil nt with Nerman, Barca shirt with Nerman, long nothing then comes random european team and their home clubs

It's paying 500million to get marketed to 200million huezilians 24/7 a day for free and have them even paying to wear your advertisement.
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>>77236807
>wanting that nu-male at your club
>wanting your club owned by arabs
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>>77236807
well they know he's gone
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>>77236753
>stuck
Oy vey, Spurs are just as good as any top 6 club.
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>>77236786
Every Brann player seem to be having a mental breakdown
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>>77236786
Michael Essien currently play in my local team
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>>77236801
I wanted Buyern to sign Walker for this very reason. English players don't realise how much better it would be to not live in a rainy shithole like England either because they refuse to give it a chance
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>>77236807
No player is worth 222m.
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>>77236807
>would rather have a top 7 player in the world or money you will not get any of?

are barca fans cucks?
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>>77236786

Saku Ylätupa, HJK (17) confirmed to Ajax (youth).
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>>77236753
>Golden boot 2 years in a row in the EPL and a close second in a third.
>Spurs finishing 3rd and 2nd in consecutive seasons with pochetino with the potential to win trophies
>Being at all concerned about other strikers joining the EPL

If anything, there's a greater chance of Lukaku and Morata flopping.
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>>77236839
>he actually thinks neymar is that good
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>>77236834
>English players don't realise how much better it would be to not live in a rainy shithole like England
Munich averages 180 rainy days a year, Manchester has 140 days of rain
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>>77236873
he's better than anyone they could realistically sign
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>>77236869
Spurs wages are shit, he's going to want to leave soon
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>>77236839
unlike you, barca fans have seen all of neymar's games
>top 7 player
lmao stop believing everything they tell you
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>>77236874
I was obviously talking about other leagues like Spain or Italy in the second sentence
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>>77236902
Oh yeah you were obviously just writing a bollocks non-sequitur
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>>77236884
Dembele has massive potential and Sanchez would be a perfect replacement
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Daily reminder that Kyle Walker left Spurs because 'He wanted to start winning trophies'. The chances of winning trophies is so low at Spurs that a shit-tier English RB wants out.
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What is the transfer equivalent of this beard?
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>>77236807
If they sell Neymar they will literally be finished as a top team within the next 5 years.
>Messi and Suarez on the wrong side of 30
>need a star to carry the team when they're gone/have declined
>Barca are shit at signing new players unless it's a proven world class player who everyone else wants but the player only wants to sign for muh Barca/Real
So yeah, even if they get all that money they'll probably waste it on more elite talents like Alcacer, Gomes and Cillessen
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Mendy is worth a huge transfer fee for the barry manilow and mama and papas chant possibility 2bh

Any other players who have a high chant potential?
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>>77236910
Indeed you autist. Munich isn't a shithole either, Manchester is
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>>77236913
how does this refute the post dumb leaf? sanchez already flopped/was overshadowed at barca and even if dembele fulfilled his potential he wouldn't be better than neymar currently is

losing neymar is a sign of a powershift
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>>77236928
this chant can be applied to a lot of new signings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
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>>77236927
this


its kinda sad as i prefer them to madrid, but they are so bad at transfers. Wouldnt trust that board to spend 200m at all

theyll probably pay like 50m for paulinho and some meme winger to replace him
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Can't wait to read an article by some brit journo how PSG is killing football while Manure and Chelshit spent 80-100mil on above average strikers.
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>all those little fuckers dissing my boy nerman
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finance furplay
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>>77236969
Nah they're still blaming city

read the guardian's match report from the friendly yesterday, it lists every city player's price but doesn't mention a single fee for a united player
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>>77236950
kys dumb inbred
>>77236888
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>>77236975
friendship with nerman ended, now Jesus is best friend
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>>77236806
He simply didn't want to sell to United.
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>>77237001
He is like "fuck you Mourinho, fuck you and everything you stand for"
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>>77236990
wonder how much jesus would be worth now
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>>77236987
>n-neymar isn't that good
damage control from barca fans, he's better than every player they could realistically sign

absolutely embarrassing leaf, stick to your fatball threads
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>>77236985
>giving a crud about transfer fees
>reading the grauniad
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>>77237014
Responding to
>Leafs
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>>77237012
More like being salty for not being able to sign De Gea, despite it being their own fault.
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Is Neymar's finishing good enough to play centrally?
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No guarantee Max Kruse will remain at Werder Bremen

>With Liverpool and Chelsea interested in Werder Bremen’s Max Kruse, sporting director Frank Baumann told Bild they “will not stand in the striker’s way should he want to leave.”

>When asked whether Kruse will be playing for the club next season, Baumann said: “There’s no guarantee – you only get a guarantee with Tupperware.”

>The German did have a release clause however, that has now expired. Sport Bild are reporting any potential suitor will have to pay around €18 million.
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In a perfect world, men like me would not exist

But this is not a perfect world
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>>77237014
>buzzwords and cringe overused memes
great argument you inbred faggot. brits are so retarded they literally eat up everything they're told and repeat it like it's gospel. no wonder you people think your league is still good even though you've been irrelevant in the CL for over half a decade
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>>77236786
Tibbling just moved to Brondby
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>>77237057
You failed to refute any of his points
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>>77237036
Dunga tried that in his last games and he did nothing.
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>>77237057
This is a bad post
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Trans redpill me on Naby Keita, who the fuck is he? Is he worth $80m?
Don't follow bundes, so have no.idea who that nigga is
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>>77237036
neymar's finishing is only good when playing centrally, he's not reliable when coming from the wing

>>77237047
t. mohammed ahmammed
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if you make a stupid post, expect stupid replies

>>77237067
didnt he used to play behind the striker at santos?
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>500m for a professional CS:GO player

are PSG taking this whole sports thing a bit too far
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Any Hull fan or Scottish lad can tell me if this lad is any good?
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>>77236927

It really depends on who they buy with that money. It probably gives them close to 300 million to spend this year. Thats a shit ton to rebuild their midfield and defense. Messi and Suarez have at least 3-5 years left of top soccer.

Barca is still a place that attracts top talent.

In my opinion this move allows them to build for when messi eventually leaves. / retires.
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>>77237067
>Dunga
I can see the problem here
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>>77237088

I was told yesterday that he likes to run and will memepress well for your team.
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>>77237066
I gave 2 options off the top of my head they could "realistically" sign that would be good replacements.
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>>77237097
white joe gomez
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>>77237097
scottish moreno
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>>77237088
>worth

transfer fees are arbitrary to begin with. what makes 30m normal and 80m not? the bar for transfer fees is going up it's about time niggas accept. also no one watches la bundes here
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>Bravo
>Edersen
>Reina
70m spent on utter shite lmao
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>>77237142
Ederson's great though
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Now that the dust has settled, was MSN just an overrated meme?
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>>77236927
>need a star to carry the team
in 4 seasons with neymar I only remember this happening a handful of times at best
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>>77237149
at being shit?
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>>77237097

2nd best Scottish LB. Good player. An improvement on Moreno and Milner at LB.
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>>77237097

I'm nether but he's shit. Always out of position and no upgrade on Flanno imo
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>>77237161
eh, they won a treble

also

Liverpool have signed Hull City full-back Andrew Robertson in a £10m deal.
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>>77237161
the N was a passenger, barcelona didn't win shit with him until they signed suarez
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>>77237175
Are liverpool's owners still trying to fucking apply baseball scouting to football with all these random midtable lads signed?
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>>77237149
>mfw i discovered ederson is brazilian

>>77237161
Nope, Barça didn't have a decent GK or a competent defense. On top of that, the tiki taka meme has aged poorly.
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>>77237072
>italy
Filtered
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you should filter yourself from life
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>>77237149
But Pogboom and Lukaka made him look like Bravo
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>>77237185
Its like moneyball mate
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>>77236768
https://sincespurslastwonatrophy.co.uk
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>>77236929
Munich is a nice city, but you'll have a hard time finding any white people in the centre of the city. Also burqas absolutely fucking everywhere
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>>77237149
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>Yes hello, is that Barcelona? Id like to inquire about this 'Nerman' character.
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>>77237172
>2nd best scottish lb
Is Scotland supposed to be a top footballing nation? Milner is definitely better than him too
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>>77237097

In a market where England's top clubs are paying £40m+ for fullbacks Liverpool have paid £8m. Take from that what you will.
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>>77237220
What do you think Manchester is like m8? On top of all the pakis the white people are subhuman too
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>>77237225
Why does the arab wear a Huddersfield shirt?
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>>77237231
That's because liverpool is not a bid club.
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>>77237231
>englands top clubs are doing something
>liverpool is doing something else

exactly
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>>77237246
Its a scarf to stop himself getting chilly m8
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>>77237246
City's next feeder club

They're actually gonna buy the whole town and turn it into a city to keep the name going
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>>77237226
>Is Scotland supposed to be a top footballing nation?

No, but as luck would have it the only position with any genuine quality is LB, and Scotland have 2 good ones. Tierney gets played at RB because of it.
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>>77237225
"we're sorry but Nerman isn't for sal- what does it mean you have the money for the release clause?"
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>>77237239
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>>77237264
wonder if spain will stop compulsory release clauses after this
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Is Neymar worth the money?
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>>77237308
he isn't worth the money but it's absolutely worth the money to cripple barca
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>>77236843
the next Ödegaard la
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How many fullbacks are city going to buy?
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>>77237308
no

hes always the least impressive of barcas front 3

plus the off field shit you get with brazilians + the 4 year rule
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is PSG trying to make Barça better? getting Neymar for that supposed price is literally giving a ticket to Barça so they can unjust their team. let Neymar rot in Barça and let Barça go after all those Paulinhos, Verrattis until they even lose the 2nd spot after the title.
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>>77237320
This is revenge for the Veratti situation right?
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>>77237323
>dat height
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>Spurs haven't signed anybody
>F-f-oythe s-soon!
>actually he's joining PSG
>....
>B-arkley lad soon!
>Looks like he might go to Arsenal
>....
>Sancho soon! AMAZING PLAYER!
>Looks like he might go to Arsenal
>....

HOWLING.
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>>77236786

Fener sold their 3rd gk to a lower tier team to trick FFP.

a team who only spent 75k on transfers in last 5 years paid 1 million euros for a third goalkeeper.
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>>77237224
I saw someone defend this trying to say he forced Lukaku wide and it was just a lucky finish
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rafinha is a permacrock like wilshere

aresenal are so fucking stupid

they should be in the championship
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>>77237308
PSG got humiliated last season with all their transfers failing, losing to Barca 6-1 in the CL (refballed to shit but still) and losing the league which they wanted to dominate Buyern/Jj style. So getting a top 10 player like Nerman can be seen as just overpowering the league, plus he is such a massive personality that he would easily whip down the toxic locker-room of PSG full of starlets together with Alves.
I can't help but feel that all clubs are suckers nowadays but PSG has infinite blood oil money anyway (as long as Qatar doesn't get invaded).
The Swiss anon in this thread went with the marketing angle but it's not like your average favelinho Jorge 'Pikachu' Dos Santos would buy an actual shirt instead of getting a fake one
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>>77237337
>mendy
>walker

>danilo for cover

probably just those three, presumably they are thinking that danilo can provide cover for either side and negate having to drop another 30m on a backup for LB
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>>77237365

Spurs out of top 4.
Arselel will finish 2nd while challenging the title for weeks
West Ham relegates

trust me. i worked under a fortuneteller before.
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>>77237345
what are Barcelona gonna do with the money? even liverpool are telling them to get fucked over coutinho. they'll sign more memes from lower spanish sides like alcacer whilst other clubs tell them to fuck off
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>>77237389
fernandinho and mangler are the 2nd/3rd choices at left back
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>>77237337
rose
milner
convert jesus into rwb
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>>77237320
the only thing crippling barcelona are the high wages of some of their players, signing neymar would literally solve their economy, and that's not factoring the 222m barcelona would get
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>>77237400

Dembele and a good midfielder and using some of the money for Nou Camp renovation?
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>Finland have never had a non-white player play for the men's national team
>look at the u-19 team
>Abukar Mohamed
>Serge Atakayi
>Fareed Sadat
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>>77237097
So we're swapping Robertson, a guy who will be Liverpool's starting left back for a decade, for a guy who's never done fuck all and turns 24 in September. This fucking club sometimes, this is almost as bad as the Defoe/Altidore swap.
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>>77237182
He was only there for the one year before Suarez came. The adjustment year?
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>>77236786
Our clubs shuffled the same shit players around to each other and maybe picked up a player who used to be good in the Spanish second division 10 years ago
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>>77237400
Cuteyinho 90mil
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>>77237440
Is that Jussi's son playing goalie?
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>>77237365
You're heavily implying that signing Barkley for £50 million is a positive thing
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>>77237359
He is in growing phase.
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>>77237465
>sell walker and use all the money to sign le deflected blooter man

absolutely creased
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managers like guardiola should be banned from football
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>>77237396
Based on current activity, I wouldn't be surprised. Spurs need to sign a new striker minimum. Kane gets injured and KABOOM.

>>77237384
And you're a fucking mental case if you think that any of this is true.

>A-arse are b-buying Mbappe, la!
>Nothing
>A-arse are b-buying Matic, la!
>Nothing
>A-arse are gonna swap Sanchez for Aguero, la!
>Nothing
>A-arse will confirm Lemar on 23rd, la!
>Nothing (will happen)
>A-arse are signing Mahrez, la!
>Nothing
>A-arse are signing Koulibaily, la!
>Nothing
>A-arse are signing Martings, la!
>Nothing
>A-arse are signing Carvalho, la!
>Nothing
>A-arse are signing Barkley, la!
>Nothing
>A-arse are signing Rafinha, la!
>Nothing
>A-arse are signing Martial, la!
>Nothing

Stop believe shit you fucking retard cuntbag. Hate you newfag Reddit invaders. I wish I still had the /trans/ rumour worthwhile source ranking.
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>>77237485
genuine autism
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>>77237465
No, because 1. He won't go for £50M and 2. The rumour is fucking retarded. Barkley has 12 months left and is out for a minimum of 4 weeks. £25M is more reasonable.
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>>77237485
Big swap deals never happen. "Raids" of one team by another slightly less rare.

The last big one was Ibra/Eto'o and that was shambolic. 49mn + Eto'o valued at 20mn; if having the chocolate Wynton Rufer on your books was that much of a burden just cancel his contract, Barcelona.
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>>77237485
>sperging out this hard
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>>77237520
Piss of LRL you bully.
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>>77237485
literal and objective autism

get a trip so i can filter you
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>>77237502
>Previously hyped up young English player going for only £25 million
Not a chance, even with 1 year left on his contract

If it was that price all the big English clubs would put in a bid, which would naturally raise the price. Can't see it being lower than £40 million, which is still hilarious.
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>>77237452
and the rest of his seasons? People don't seem to realize pedro and villa had better numbers and performances than neymar has had so far

he is a great talent but he's not even the second best attacker at barcelona, yet he demands to earn as much as messi ayy

no matter what, he'll have to leave this summer, there's no turning back now
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>>77237530
>gets btfo for being a newfag thinking any of these transfers will happen
>a-autism *ANGRY POOP* a-autism!!1 get a trip for my safe space

Pathetic. Seething and pathetic. Filtered.
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>chelsea sign morata
>united sign lukaku
>arsenal sign lacazette
>liverpoor sign some lad from hull city

kek
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Where's Sneijder off to lads?
>>
Neymar only scored 20 goals last season
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>>77237514
What is wrong with Rufer? or did you just mention him to seem like you know what you're talking about and not a casual from the 2014 WC?
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>>77236926
Have the most pitiful of pity >yous
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>>77237521
What does that sentence mean?
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>>77237557
google any links and he's totally going there because a paper said so.
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So what will happen if Nerman goes PSG?

Surely this will start a massive transfer roulette
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>>77237550
>seething
>using a term i coined against me

back to your prayer, muhaMAD.
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>>77236985
Probably a Jamie Jackson article. Even other sports journos at the Guardian see him as a joke, he's solely there to shit out clickbait and create controversy. He never gets any thinkpieces or a sniff of getting on the Football Weekly podcast.
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Are release clauses obligatory in spanish football?
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>>77237578
Oh, my apologies. Sorry.

FUMING. There we go. I unfiltered you.
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>>77237535
Neymar has 185 goals + assists for Barcelona in 186 matches. He'll be in the top 10 all-time top goalscorers if he stays. Villa didn't manage 50 in his 2.5 years and Pedro only managed 99 in 8 years.
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>>77237590
Yes.
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>>77237440
BLACKED
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>>77237586
Yeah it was are Jamie

he called a half of football a "stanza"
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>>77237590
Yes, every player must have a minimum release clause in their contracts if they are a professional footballer. Only Youth players don't need them
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>>77237563
There is nothing wrong with Rufer. Is the meme supposed to be that the compared player is bad?
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>>77237551
I honestly don't give a frick

the lads good
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>>77237572
Coutinho out of Liverpool
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>>77237623
Lots of them do though. Youth Players that is.
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>>77237551
Yeah do Liverpool really think that Firmino is good enough as a centre forward?
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>>77237440
>>Finland have never had a non-white player play for the men's national team

Nikolai Alho and Mostagh Yaghoubi both have caps.

>>77237459

Yes
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>>77237496
>>77237520
Cancer
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>>77237453
>A-League
How long are they going to pretend it's an exciting new league and not just a shit gimmick?
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>>77237626
Yes
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>>77237637
It isn't obligatory though unless they have a professional contract
>>
>Miss out on Van Dijk
>Miss out on Keita
>Lose Coutinho to Barca
>Sign some random mong from Hull

are we witnessing the worst transfer window of all time for Liverpoop FC?
>>
>Who /QuestionJury/ here?
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>>77237665
only if you have been watching football since 2016
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>>77237665
90m for lukaku is worse
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>>77237665
It's not his team yet la
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>>77237665

They're cursed.
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>>77237665
>come out with a profit
sounds like the best transfer window from a moneyball franchise owener's point of view
and the cult-like supporters still think they can challenge for the league
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>>77237665
>miss out
Was never happening in the first place
>lose
He's still a Liverpool player
>random mong
Better than Moreno
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>>77237665
Doesn't Keita's minimum release clause kick in next summer? Liverpool should just give up and hope he doesn't sign a new contract and pay £48m or whatever it is next summer.
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>>77237444
When did >we have Defoe?

Robbo was going anyway.
>>
Reminder that the same board that can't sign a player from a chinese club will have 222m on their hands by tomorrow.

This will be so fucking fun.
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>>77237678

LOLOLOLOL

>the state of liverpool fans
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>>77237558
1/3
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>>77237665
Irrelevant. They'll scream

>N-net spend!!!!

As it's somehow relevant.
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I've heard that Jamie Vardy wants a move to a CL club. Don't shoot the messenger but whispers of AC Milan.
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>>77237693
He'll sign a new contract to avoid going there

He hinted hard that he wanted to go to city in the past
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>>77237665
at least some improvement from last year transfer
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>>77237693
Yeah and hopefully they still don't let you sign him
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>>77237665
Salah could potentially be a good signing
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>>77237567
Bong misspelt "off", due to immense retardation
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>>77237558
>checking goals instead of xG

spotted the casual
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>>77237702
its a way for beta clubs to virtue signal for not winning anything
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>>77237701
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>>77237665

Van Dijk is still going to Liverpool.
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>>77237606
>goals + assists
>all-time top goalscorers
get your shit straight, faggot

also, your post is the clear example of someone who hasn't watched most games of those three players yet thinks some google stats will fool those who watched them lmao

I'll give you a clue: when villa and pedro played, messi played in the center and was the focal point of all the attacks, unlike today where messi has to give nerman some pity tap ins and penaldos so he can score more than 10 goals per season
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>>77237703
Should go to Spurs.

t. Arsefag fan

>>77237712
>mispelt
And you call him retarded. It's misspelled, lad. Spelt is a flour.
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>>77237702
Net spend is extremely relevant desu, but I'm not sure how that has anything to do with the post you responded to
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>>77237717
Nice digits
>>
the most vital poll ever

vote or 7 years bad luck

http://www.strawpoll.me/13496780
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>>77237734
Nice argument
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>>77237722

>paying more than City paid for Walker for a VAN DIJK

wew
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>>77237721
And #3. Nerman is well and truly on top compared to his predecessors.
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>>77237738
I wasn't arguing.
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>>77237701
>>77237721
>ameristats
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>>77237733
>extremely relevant
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>>77237698
>try to sign paulinho
>rejected

>try to sign qtinho
>rejected

>try to sign veratti
>psg buy out nerman instead

Barca are the Brendan Fraser of clubs. Can't see them getting close to the CL for years.
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>>77237747
>tfw too intelligent to argue
>>
>>77237743
You might actually be retarded
>>
wish PSG were still a racist hooligan club tbf
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>>77237710
Not even a liverpool fan, fucking hate the club, but it makes zero sense to spend £70+m on a player who you can sign for much cheaper next year.

If he doesn't sign with them then he didn't care about signing for liverpool and just wanted out of the Bundes for more money, he is a decent player but 1 good season =/= £70+m transfer fee. Makes the Paul Pogba deal look insane value for money
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>>77237750
>Selling Suarez doesn't matter
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>>77237730
>-ed instead of -t
Nice try, seppo cunt
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>>77237748
Do Canadians not measure time in minutes?
Transfermarkt is German.
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>>77237743
>>77237721
>>77237701
M8, if you like stats, check this out:

https://twitter.com/mixedknuts/status/810830898631495680
https://twitter.com/mixedknuts/status/886563893115531264
https://twitter.com/mixedknuts/status/717251209447518208

Pay attention to the xG (expected goals)
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>>77237766
Didn't they teach grammar in prison?
>>
>>77237773
Do Americans actually watch sports or do they just look at stats and eat up what the media tells them?
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>>77237737
>spee in charge of taste
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>>77237737
i voted for all 3 because I could
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>>77237752
>yfw Catalonia becomes independent
>yfw Barcelona drifts to the level of Celtic
top zozzle
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>>77237790
to be fair, stats are quite relevant. If they're not, then memes about cacazette and his 10 benulty :DDD goals is irrelevant.
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>>77237702
net spend is like a trophy to clubs like liverpool and arsenal. you cant blame them though. the state of football today is a joke. its hard for small clubs like arsenal and liverpool to compete in the transfer market, thus it makes it even harder for them to win anything.
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>>77237737
Why is /sp/ so biased towards Chelsea? There is no need to mock Lukaku and Lacazette's name.
>>
>>77237752
Probably in the next weeks

>try to sign dembele
>rejected

>try to sign dybala
>rejected

>try to sign hazard
>rejected

>signs thorgan hazard
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>>77237799
autism.
>>
>>77237737
For the price, Lacazette is a good buy. But if you mean who is the better player? It isn't him.
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>>77237656
Don't remember saying anything along those lines. Would be nice if there was an expansion with some more teams tho.
>>
>>77237812
There is no need to live either, and yet here we are.
>>
>>77237812
literally every slav/african/fjordnigger flag is a chelsea fan
>>
>>77237806
except liverpool don't win anything, so it doesn't work out for them.
>>
>>77237812
i wish i would have started watching football later on so that i would have picked to support them instead
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>>77237790
The Spaniard was simply mistaken. He thought Villa and Pedro outscored Neymar in their times with Barcelona. Even if stats lie they don't lie this much man.

>>77237801
I vaguely remember the ex-Barcelona president or someone saying they would simply play in Ligue I if Catalonia gained independence.

>>77237774
Thanks for the reference Huezinho. I eat this stuff up. Will bookmark for later.
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>>77237698
As soon as all the clubs know they have 222m Euros to spend everyone will add the EPL transfer bonus fee on to rinse them dry
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>>77237812
Because Morata isn't black
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>>77237841
Which is why Liverpool need to put a rush on VVD and Herr Djemba-Djemba before the Coutinho sale goes through.
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>>77237829
The lad from Malawi (who I'm sure was a Brit on a proxy, prob the Payetfag) said he supported Liverpool.
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SANCHEZ TO PSG FOR 50 MILLION EUROS
>SANCHEZ TO PSG FOR 50 MILLION EUROS
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>SANCHEZ TO PSG FOR 50 MILLION EUROS
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>SANCHEZ TO PSG FOR 50 MILLION EUROS
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>SANCHEZ TO PSG FOR 50 MILLION EUROS
>>
>>77237832
>what is 4th place trophy
>>
>>77237832
they place the heysel/hillsborough card though to make up for it. they are like the sjw underclass of football; always oppressed and overly entitled.
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>>77237858
Arsenal fans will see losing their best player as a victory because he wont go to city

lel
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>>77237858
>we won't sell because we need him to make the CL and that's worth more money than his fee
>sell him for sell than what city were offering

God Arsenal are bitter cunts
>>
>>77237867
thats why ive stopped supporting them
>>
>>77237855
Coutinho doesn't want to go. It doesn't matter the money.
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>>77237839
>bookmarking a twitter
stop being this lazy
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>>77237885
>sell him for sell than what city were offering
really made me think
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>>77237887
i actually think liverpool are the best team to bandwagon, if i was american id pick them. all you need to do is mention the name liverpool and /sp/ goes into a shitstorm
>>
Cheeky curry ordered, lads.
>>
>>77237839
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough to dispute it
>>
>>77237887
who do you support now? i am not ashamed to admit i started supporting chelsea the day roman bought the club. good move on my part if you ask me.
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>>77237902
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>
>Sky Sports now separated channels into sports i.e. one for premier league, another for football, another for cricket etc and you pay for each channel you need
>however if youre a Palace fan or want to watch foreign football you also need to buy another channel called Sky Sports Main Event
its all a big con
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>>77237885
Wonga wanted £80M from City. £60M from PSG. Sanchez hasn't gone anywhere yet. Also you sound like an Arsecuck fan you're so fuming you can't make a proper sentence.

>>77237858
[Citation Needed]
But this entire Arsecuck transfer thing needs to end RIGHT NOW.


>mfw
>>
>>77237902
>>77237902
Theyre the best club to follow to make spee mad, but not the best club if you want to win stuff
>>
>>77237858
>Euros
Fake news. £50m, sure. Not €50m. Have my (you).
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Customers ITT already shook about >us.
>>
>>77237897
I read the tweets but I bookmarked them to look at later as well.
>>
Anybody noticed a sharp rise in shitposts from Canada the last week or so? Beginning to believe he's posting shit for attention.
>>
Imagine bandwagoning Liverpool or Arsenal

all the embarrassment of bandwagoning with none of the glory
>>
>>77237946
Southampton's fault for thinking that they're a big club.
>>
what do you guys make of conte playing 5-2-3?

is it a meme or better/worse than playing 3 at the back?
>>
>>77237947
>Canadian Liverpool fan
>Has the nerve to call anyone a customer
>>
>>77237962
id hardly call spuds or liverpoo bandwagoning, its more cursing yourself, you need to win things to be bandwagoned
>>
>>77237913
nobody i just watch all the interesting matches of each league and suppliment with best CL/EL draws midweek
im too old to be charmed into supporting a club which i have literally zero connection and affiliation to as an adult JF
it would feel like faking it or I just cant get excited by it anymore.
>>
Mbappé valued at 194m € by AS Monaco (Marca)
>>
>>77237960
same with brazil. that one cunt is the first post in every football thread.
>>
>>77237977
Why don't Barca use the Nerman money to get him?
>>
>>77237960
You see more Canada flags behind posts because there's (at least) 2 of it now
>>
>>77237977
HONHONHON
>>
>>77237962
>Trophies Last 10 Years
>Arsenal: 3(5)
>Liverpool: (1)
>Spurs: (1)

Top kek.
>>
>>77237972
>unironically SEETHING at a leaf

you bring great disrespect to my country
>>
>>77237981
Because they would rather a Dembele
>>
>>77237966
this, hope they get relegated honestly
>>
>>77237972

Are you a customer if you only use pirate streams and never buy any merch?
>>
>>77237966
>implying liverpool are a big club
>>
>>77237997
Only if youre a united/bayern fan
>>
How come black people always support Arsenal?
>>
>>77237997
Need to find some good pirate streams for the coming season, now that I think about it.
>>
>>77238007
because people prefer to be with their own if you let them choose to be
>>
>>77238007
thierry henry
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Imagine being a Chelshit "fan".
Imagine being a 12 years old manlet and internet tough guy.

Imagine being a Manure customer.
Imagine being brown and coming from a country Trump might bomb at any moment.
>>
I understand the spurs squad don't need much improving, but I just want 1 (one) good signing please Levy, buy me Kovacic or something
>>
>Premier League clubs are spending freely this summer in a bid to muscle in on the top four next season.

>Manchester United have paid an initial £75m for striker Romelu Lukaku,Arsenal have broken their transfer record to sign France forward Alexandre Lacazette, and Everton have invested £90m. And that's before we even look at last season's top four.

>Champions Chelsea have already spent nearly £70m on two signings and are set to almost double that outlay by signing Spain striker Alvaro Morata. Manchester City have surpassed that figure, and Liverpool are willing to pay a club record fee to sign RB Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita.

>But what about Tottenham Hotspur?

>Since finishing second in the Premier League last season, Spurs have cashed in on right-back Kyle Walker - selling the England international to Manchester City for £45m - but are yet to add to their squad.

>BBC Sport asks why Mauricio Pochettino's side are yet to make their move, what it is like dealing with chairman Daniel Levy, and whether the club need to invest at all.

>these grammar mistakes

How is a BBC writer not double checking? Simple mistakes.
>>
It isn't happening
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>>77238007
Not all black people
>>
>>77237804
take off the HQ
>>
Who are Barthalona going to buy with their Neymar money
>>
should we keep matic?
>>
>>77238017
lel top plastic

little do they all know that the english fans are neo nazis and hate all the african customers they have now
>>
>>77238007
Most blacks are in London and Chelsea are racist. Spurs are largely irrelevant. So that leaves Arsenal.
>>
>>77238032
When did Barca become a buying club? I thought they were all about muh youth academy.
>>
>>77237981
because hes a 6 month meme
>>
why do I find perro caca funny lads
>>
>>77238007
Black here. Can confirm I support Arsenal somewhat. Why?

Why does anyone support a team that's not local to them or connected to them in any way?

I get nothing out of it. Except underachievements and embarrassing 5-1 capitulations every year. And the occasional promising central midfield performance from the mulatto Mark Chamberlain, only for him to be put back on the wing for another 6 months.
>>
>>77238034
>we

is Matic the name of your housekeeper?
>>
>>77238039
they've always been a buying club, the youth academy thing is just a lucky batch they got from La Masia
It's the same with Man U and the class of 92, sometime clubs get lucky and get a good enough batch of youth player that they don't need to buy
>>
>>77238043
Then switch clubs. You're a JF bandwagoner no matter who you support. Also pic of your hand and timestamp right now.
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>>77238042

Because it's actually funny.

Get in here la's. >>>77236978
>>
>blacks in MY /trans/

Enough.
>>
>>77237960
>if I don't agree with something it's shitposting
Try growing up
>>
>>77238042
reminds us all the janny gets paid nothing to moderate this place

any transfers anyway? (to keep things on topic as Ive been banned for less)
>>
>the best Mexican player, Chicharito, is worth 15m €
ladies and gentalmen, the state of Mexican football
>>
Ironically, most of the Arsenal fans I know aren't black. All the Tottenham fans I know are Jews, all the Man City fans I know are Arabs, Chelsea Liverpool and Man United fans are kind of a mixed bag, but most of the Arsenal fans I meet are mainly white.
>>
>>77238076
england and holland get laughed at, but really mexico has to be the most JUST football nation of all time

its their fave sport, they have the same genes as all the south american goats mixed with spanish goats, have 900000000000001 people and still have never been good

i dont know how they do it
>>
should we keep matic or not?
>>
>>77238080
Because you don't live in England
>ironically
Why did you even type this out
>>
>>77238099
no hes shit
>>
>>77238093
Would back them to beat England 2bh
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>>77238093
>holland
Learn countries names, lad.

>>77238102
Neither do you, so hush.
>>
>>77238099
KEEP! you'll be handing Manure the league
>>
>>77238068
>(to keep things on topic as Ive been banned for less)
You know this is pointless and actually doesn't make your post on topic, right?
>>
>Neymar and PSG have agreed for a salary contract of 30m € per year (le 10 Sport)

https://le10sport.com/football/mercato/exclu-mercato-psg-paris-neymar-accord-contractuel-trouve-323496
>>
>>77238121
Unless you're a PSG fan, I don't it's worth following until it's confirmed or not. This is just goldmine for journos. Make a big money claim.
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West Ham have now signed THIRTY ONE strikers since 2010. Twenty of them have failed to score more than three goals.
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>>77238121
spending all this money on him + the contract and no doubt some cray fee for his moneywhore dad, makes you wonder if they've seen him play

why dont they go after messi or ronaldo
>>
>>77238115
ditto

any transfers?
>>
>>77238053

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>
>>77238112
Don't ever reply to me again
>>
>>77238113


>malware
>>
>>77238137
Probably because grabbing Neymar will give them enough shekels if he becomes the centre stage player for them. Isn't PSG sponsored by Emirates? So surely they'd pay big just like they pay big for Messi at Barca? Is PSG sponsorship ending soon?
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>>77238145
>>77238053

Forgot to actually attach the photo.
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>>77238102
;^)
>>
>>77238153
>sponsored lol
PSG is literally owned by the emir of qatar.
>>
>>77238155
How many white girls have you had sex with?
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>>77238151
W-why?

>>77238155
>>77238145
Thanks lad. Now fuck off, this is a white board! Kidding. Anyway, my point still stands. You're a JF anyway. So if you don't want to be sad because you're a gloryhunter and you don't win everything eveyr year, pick somebody else.
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>>77238155
can you dab?

asking for a friend..
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>le multi quote autist is also a paedo weeb

keeps getting better
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>Nerman almost done
>Sanchez is in Paris

W-who /psg/ here?
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>>77238155
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE NOT WHITE
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>>77238168
>>77238155
>man u could have got this guy for free
>instead spend 200m on pogba and lukaku
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>>77237557
FC Utrecht lad
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>>77238165
Nice guys finish 4th.

>>77238167
I get your point anon. The Arsenal drama has me at the limit. Villareal is owned by Qataris I think. Maybe that's the new gold rush in the leadup to WC after next.

>>77238168
I will only dab for 50mn pounds.
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>>77238181
Multi quote really cancer, hate it when they reply to my post and i must see the post number
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>>77238202
>£50m

bargian for a high quality dabber, 5 year contract coming right up
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>>77238137
tbf if dogshit like Cavani can score nearly 50 goals in a season, Neymar could easily do the same if not more
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>>77238202
>only 50m

welcome aboard friend.
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>>77237812
Most of /sp/ are teenagers/young 20s posters, they all started bandwagoning young when Roman came in and unironically believe they are real fans.
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>Hi, I know you told us Keita isn't available at any cost but here is our new offer with a 2% increase. Dont forget he has also expressed to come to us, la
>FUCK OFF YOU CANT HAVE OUR PHIL LA, HES OURS! FUCK OFF! UEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET THESE CUNTS ON THE CRIME OF TAPPING UP FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!!!!!
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>>77238229
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>>77238133
how have they managed this
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>>77238224
Might also be people that don't want the PL to go back to being lolUTDwins so they mock it to hide the fear
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Daily reminder to keep /trans/ comfy

Kevin Stewart has joined Hull on a permanent deal from Liverpool.

>Some big news from Southampton as Virgil van Dijk has said he wants to leave and is not in a fit “psychological” state to play, according to manager Mauricio Pellegrino.

Liverpool have confirmed the signing of left-back Andrew Robertson from Hull.

>Federico Bernardeschi is expected to take his Juventus medical tomorrow, ahead of a €40m move from Fiorentina.

Mattia De Sciglio’s agent reveals there was a deal for him to leave Milan for Juventus last year.

>Roma chief executive Umberto Gandini confirms “dialogue is open” with Radja Nainggolan over a new contract.

Anthony Modeste has revealed Borussia Dortmund, Marseille & West Ham all wanted to sign him. (FF)

>Hertha BSC no longer want to extend Allan’s loan deal, report Bild. The Brazilian will now return to Liverpool. Pal Dardai states the reason for this is due to the emergence of Arne Maier. Currently impressing during pre-season, Hertha’s head coach reveals he wants to promote the 18-year-old to the first team.
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>Alexis Sanchez is currently in Paris' 8th district at the Royal Monceau hotel finalising a contract with PSG, according to @CanalSupporters.
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>>77237440
Moshtagh Yaghoubi is a key player for the NT nowadays, but he's hazara so he's basically a fingol. Abukar will probably be the first black player on the national team, he's already a bench warmer for Lazio's first team.
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>Try to sign Veratti
>Get told to fuck off
>Try to sign fucking Paulinho
>Get told to fuck off unless you pay the release clause
>PSG decide to take one of your biggest stars for your Veratti bullshit
>Now need to spend over the odds for Coutinho or some other scrub
Is there a more JUST club this window?
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>>77238260
>Important to wait for confirmation from a top French source, but Canal Supporters are usually very reliable for PSG news. More follows.
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>>77238249
Why did Juventus buy Mattia "The Next Maldini" De Sciglio? I thought he was shit. Also surprised no one has tried buying Naingollan
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>>77238260
>according to @CanalSupporters.
>according to a twitter account

Yeah and Wonga was in Paris signing Mbappe 3 months ago. Utter horseshit. I'll believe it when he's confirmed on the BBC. This idiotic saga has gone on too long.
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>>77238267
man utd

>95m for lukaku
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>>77238273
Spalletti hinted Inter are working on bringing him there.
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>Nerman to PSG is pretty much confirmed

So.. Nerman to Real when? Next summer?
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>>77238271
> Replying to @GFFN @CanalSupporters

>Even if Alexis Sanchez agrees personal terms with PSG, it could be totally fruitless if Arsenal block any sale as appears to be the plan.
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>>77238267
sshhhh, theyre sleeping
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>>77238293
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>>77238290
Neymar/Isco swap when?
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>>77238267
>sell neymar
>buy sanchez and coutinho, maybe a defender too
Surely this will happen 5d chess m8
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>>77238260
>Tfw Sanchez is just having a wonder around
>Arsecucks freak out and give him 400k a week
Kek
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>>77237161
It was elite and still is, but tge rest of the team is shit
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>>77238276
>believing the BBC post-Syria
>believing the BBC ever
kekaroo, do you molest kids while repeating lies about chemical weapons too?
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>>77238260
Fugg I used to chill in Parc Monceau when I worked in Paris
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>>77237383
tbf had it been an important game and Bravo/Caballero instead of Ederson, they would have fouled Lukaku and take the yellow to avoid him scoring.
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>>77238313
BBC usually reliable when it comes to Sport mate. Its not one editor for the entire outlet, you know
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>>77238324
how many trans have do they have writing for it? have they met their quota?
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>>77238329
about 60%
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>>77237149
Shhhhh lets not ruin the memes
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>>77238329
thats the guardian youre thinking off with that agenda.
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>>77238311
I wonder if Rakitic just got carried by them? Fancied him for a while as an 8 but his performances dipped as did many players brought in since Luis Enrique
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How are West Ham so bad at transfers ffs
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>>77238334
not high enough m8

>>77238340
http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2016/diversity
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>>77238324
Yeah I know, I love reading the barely legible English on their live matchdays. Thanks, Wanjara Gandoulendiaria, Naeem Patel and Rachel X. Xavier
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Walker
Silva
Ederson
>Danilo
>Mendy
>Mystery CB
>Dembele
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>>77238345
Rakitic's presence was justified by Alves (and vice versa).
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>>77238349
nothing there about trans. any other articles?
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>>77238355
>Feeling smug about Danilo
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>>77238364

>denying lelsea an improvement over >moses

Every reason to be smug
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>>77238345
>Fancied him for a while as an 8 but
>as an 8
yearly reminder that this means literally nothing
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>>77238353
you mean the text tweets?
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>wake up
>alive
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>>77237977
City should buy him just for the lols
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>>77238363

>idk what the T in LGBT means
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>>77238322
Wouldn't that be a straight red card?
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>>77238137
Neymar is 25.
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>"Sexy" this window to talk of tapping up as illegal, & under FIFA rules it is. But a form of sounding out occurs in virtually every deal.

They're on to our memes
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Who's been the worst signing of the last 5 years?
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>>77238399
sterling
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>>77238407
>
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>>77238383
they probably just use that term because its so widely known now.
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>>77238373
If you actually properly read the """journalist's""" English, you'll usually see massive errors. And when you read it a lot, or rather read a lot of it, you notice that the errors follow a non-native speaking pattern. Ergo, they get some fucking boatperson to take the job of an actual English person so they can brag about their diversity.

>text tweets
As for those, you can actually tell the nationality of the person who sent it in based on the content. For example, if you read a
>sassy, sardonic message that's either self-deprecating or bitchy
It's by an Englishman (or, rarer, woman). But if you read a
>obvious, on the nose, illogically boring statement that simply furthers a talking point along a predetermined narrative
Then it's a foreign
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>>77238399
>£29.72m
>doesn't even dab
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>>77238399
Vegard Forren to Southampton was a particularly terrible one
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>>77238399
Yaya Sanogo. Delivered a crunch goal when Arsenal were yet again worrying over last-16 UCL qualification. It was his only goal in 20 appearances over four years.

At least he was free.
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>>77238384
Nah you can check many good GK pressuring to keep out of the surface or making a "small" foul to save the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jspNwaQqdsI

It's mainly Neuer who sweeps like that a lot
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>>77238429
It's a red by the new rules. If it's a penalty, yellow. If it's outside the box, straight red.
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>>77238267
Fiorentina are literally selling every good player and buying loads of nobodies because the owners wants to sell the club and are trying to poket as much money as possible
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>>77238429
Not sure about that. It's a clear scoring opportunity.
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Does anyone know what happened to Alex Sandro to Chelsea? That went cold all at once after being the story of the window. 60 million p for a left back.
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>>77238445
It's a red. See >>77238438
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>>77238438
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turns out

little monkey fella
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>>77238448
juventus didnt want to let another defender go after alves and bonucci
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>>77238448
They convinced him to stay
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>>77238445
If he gets ahead of two defenders (as eddie did yesterday) then it's not a red
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>>77238438
Fuck FIFA if that's true
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>>77238453
>PSG's surprise big money signing is revealed to the board
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Smart, Juve. Even though they have the no-nonsense workmanlike Douglas Costa to fill in.

46mn for the black Victor Moses. Another bargain.
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>>77238457
>>77238452
See Bravo's red against Suarez
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you now remember Ricky Lambert to West Ham rumours from some week(s) back
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>>77238472
>black Victor Moses
what? victor moses IS black!!!
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>>77238485
can't be black he's english
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>>77238485
no, hes nigerian
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thinking of opening a shop for cheap footwear

bargain shoes
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>>77238475
bravo got sent off because he punched a shot away when he was outside the box, not because of a foul
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>>77238504
Oh shit, you're right. Let me find another example then
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>>77238472
That's another thing. One thing I seem to be noticing is the biggest players increasingly transferring only between the biggest clubs. Benatia, Cuadrado, Douglas Costa, James, Di Maria, Morata etc. Inflated market means only a few clubs outside the established "elite" can afford to snatch a good player off that merry-go-round.

See Bournemouth shelling out 37mn total for Begovic and Ake, and the 33mn Palace were ready to shell out on the one who looks like he makes trap music. Batshuayi. But the money eventually went to Big Ben.
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>>77238399
Stones
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imagine not rating neymar lads
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tfw really looking forward to this season
tfw know that team still has enough weaknesses to stop us from improving too much
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>>77238475
>Bravo's red against Suarez

It's a LITERAL HANDBALL
That's your straight red?
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>>77238519
i do rate him..as shit
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>>77238510
>>77238504
>>77238457
>>77238452
Here. Ederson straight red lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxs0zmkb3VI
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>>77238517
Stones, Danilo, even >Andre Gomes have room to improve.
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>>77238519
If Brazil don't win a WC with this generation you should give up
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>>77238519
>i rate nerman
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>>77238523
see >>77238529
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>>77238519
Barca can sign better players on the left
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>>77238530
>>77238399
Mangler has room to improve too, he's suprisingly young and his weaknesses are largely coachable

If they keep him he could be really good
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>>77238547
he's 26 mate
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>>77238547
pep hates blacks, he's on his way out mate
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>>77238412
Him, Jansen, and N'koudou were a complete bust. Did Spurs sign anybody last season that made any impact?
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>>77238547
City's mystery centre-half?

On the other hand I heard PSG were sniffing around for an extra central defender. But he won't want to deputize behind Th(e True Captain of PSG)iago Silva and Marquinhos will he?

>>77238562
>"No hay "feeling" entre mi y Samu"; Guardiola declared as Eto'o was forced out the door

"Feeling" = loanword for "chemistry" in Spanish as I understand it.
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>>77238547
Pep needs to keep him specifically for bullying big strikers. He would be a good player for seeing out games instead of fernando
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>>77238399
Robinho
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>>77236786

>Stoke City has made a loan deal with Chelsea, closing the door for Bruno Martins Indi (25)

Feyenoord trainer Giovanni van Bronckhorst had verified Feyenoord is in advanced talks with Fenerbahçe to sigh Robin van Persie (33)

>Utrecht FC is attempting to sign Midfielder Wesley Sneijder (33) to return to his place of birth
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ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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New Blades away kit

Rate it lads
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>>77238399
Bravo
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>>77238519
>500m for flashy dribble Wilfried Zaha
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>>77238597
mirin that sponsor
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>>77238597
>teletext in current year
hmm
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>>77238597
lol at the sponsor
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remember the last terrorist attack in that pub lads? ive been there 1 day before it happened lads mental innit
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>>77238597
>teletext
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>>77238597
Harchester United/10
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>>77238583
Wanyama. £12.24m real golden signing
>>77238597
I fucking love purple kits stronk 8/10 lad
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>>77238399
Schneiderlin, Chamakh, so many shockers
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>>77238529
I said a small foul, that was straight murder.
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>>77238620
Touché

Forgot about Wanyama, he's actually decent quality.
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Just found out the linkin park guy killed himself

Is that why we were talking about them the other day?
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>alienate Hart
>spend £20m on Bravo
>hes shit
>rely on backup keeper who joined for his love in with Pellegrini
>let him leave
>buy keeper from Portuguese league
>hes shit (no surprise)
>panic buy Reina even though he's been shit for years
Is it just me or is Pep too smart for all of us?
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>>77238399

surely bale is up there considering the injuries and the price tag...hasn't really helped hala that much.
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>>77238638
Kek
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>>77238634
Kek, this one was like 2 months ago. Also a straight red:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPNmBRMdHTY
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>>77238638
no he killed himself after he discovered that /trans/ was talking about him
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>>77238591
Robinho made a few transfers across Brazil and China post-Milan.

His signing for City in 2008 was definitely a bust. British transfer record before Berbatov beat it later that summer.

>>77238642
First season was stellar. If you go by games/goals. Scored the winner in CDR 2014, skinning Marc Bartra alive. Then heading in the goal that killed the 2014 UCL final.
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>>77238519
He's a pussy
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>>77238640
>Panic buy Reina

Not even a guarantee, Napoli is about to offer him a new contract.
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>>77238617
>That FM game where you could have a friendly Harchester Utd
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>>77238617
Are you the same Italian who mentioned Bamboozle a couple of threads ago? Mirin your references lid
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>>77238664
>First season was stellar. If you go by games/goals. Scored the winner in CDR 2014, skinning Marc Bartra alive. Then heading in the goal that killed the 2014 UCL final.

Stop posting.
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>>77238620
> No lefties


Hmmm...
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Want to watch football so bad I have AGF - Hobro on in the background
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>>77238642
>Gareth Bale is a failure for Real
When will this meme end?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yWVrolNQ4RU
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why is Nerman going to P$G purely for the money?

don't act like he isn't
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>>77238664
Robinho wasn't a bust, his job was to be a statement of intent. City stole a player from under the noses of the best team in the country within hours of being rich.

It was necessary to tell all the players out there that they were serious about becoming good.
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>>77238519
Imagine thinking Neymar is in the top 10 players in the entire world
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>>77238640
>alienate Eto'o
>drop 69mn on Ibra
>you two hate each other
>rely on Bojan

>>77238677
Did these things not happen?
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>>77238683
Maybe he wants to experience life in Paris and hang out with his Brazilian pals
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>>77238683
Well they did dominate Barca in that first leg, and if not for collapsing would have been in the CL final IMO
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>>77238676
I did mention Bamboozle
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>>77238683
He's getting the fuck out of Spain before he gets hit with more tax issues.

Plus stepping out of Messi and TSU's shadows to rule over his own league.
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>>77238602

>500 million for the Brazilian Zaha
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>>77237813
>Thorgan Hazard deal falls through
>signs Kylian
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is Cootinho worth £72 million?
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>>77238691
>Robinho wasn't a bust, his job was to be a statement of intent
Ive never seen a more unwarranted positive spin on a subject
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>>77238700
>If not for Refball

Fixed that for you
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>>77238691
He was pants, ive never seen a player more disinterested in the game than Robinho at City, contrast that with his countryman Elano, who had half the talent, but made twice the impact, just from actually wanting to be there
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>>77238652
Arguable, I guess its right.
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>>77238715
>Mrapbeee deal falls through
>signs Cuenca back
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>>77238691
Fair enough; I mean his performances did not at all justify the price tag. A couple other strikers were burned through before Aguero was decided upon. Every tree needs watering I guess.
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>>77238727
You never saw Danny Mills' man city days then

People are still mad at him for them lol
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Shirt in hand
>Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce Alvaro Morata has completed his move from Real Madrid on a five-year-deal.

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2017/07/morata-is-a-blue.html?extcmp=SOCIA_TW_ENG_TRANSFERS
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>>77238718
More
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>>77238691
>City stole a player from under the noses of the best team in the country
What nonsense. Madrid actively wanted rid of him for his shit attitude, they tried to give him to United with cash for Ronaldo and had Chelsea offering money too.
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>>77238596
I miss the days of endless montages with this song on Youtube
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>>77238701
How do you know of this shit?
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>>77238718
Less
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>>77238737
Just remembered they're Brazilian striker Jo also, Kek
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>>77238738
Why do people consider this a good signing?
Morata's scoring rate in the past 3 seasons is 8, 7 and 15
How is that worth 60 million
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Ew?
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>>77238734
>135mn + Alcacer denied
>Neymar leaves
>sound out Cristian Tello again

>>77238745
That's what he means. Stole from the best team in England. Chelsea had him signed but printed shirts with his name on it and Madrid were put off by their "arrogance."

Robi even said in his debut press conference that he was delighted to sign for "Chelsea... oops!"
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>>77238727
This is accurate.

>>77238691
This isn't accurate. PSG paying Nermans release clause is a statement. Robinho to City is just Flo getting rid of a player.
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is matic really going to manu
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>>77238760
He's a name they know. Chelsea payed big so he gotta be good.
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>>77238760

no one does. it reeks of desperation after they got cucked by United.
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>>77238763
Ewwwwwww

>Wins CL
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>>77238751
Part of my childhood
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>>77238760
60 million is the new 15 million
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>>77238773
Wew lad, I'm a retard. Somehow missed the 'in the country' part despite quoting it..
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>>77238760
There's a lot of Chelsea fans on here.
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>Tottenham have opened discussions with PSG to sign Serge Aurier, with Inter Milan also in the race, according to Téléfoot.
N O P E

>Paris United, the outlet that everyone has been raving about in French football transfer circles this summer, now say Neymar will join PSG
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>>77238783
He'd shown up in some big games for Juve. They remember him fondly, but probably not 80mn euro fondly.
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>>77238691
I haven't seen this level of delusion outside of Liverpool
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>been a City fan all my life kidda. I remember such great players of the early days such as Elano, Dunne and Ireland
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>>77238763
looks like a fucking windows box
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>>77238760
I would understand it at half the cost. 60 mil? Fuck out of here. Clearly a desperation buy because they lost out on Lukaku
>>
MATIC MOVE ON?

>Remember when Roman Abramovich stepped in to help Petr Cech move to Arsenal? Reports suggest a similar thing might have happened, with the Chelsea owner apparently sanctioning Nemanja Matic's move to Manchester United.

>The Sun are reporting Abramovich has given the green light for Matic to join United in a £50m transfer. The midfielder is said to be "desperate" for a reunion with his former boss Jose Mourinho
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>>77238809
Don't forget Michael Johnson and Micah Richards lad
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>>77238763
was it designed in minecraft?
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>>77238777
Surely Chelsea will tell them to fuck off after stealing Lukaku.
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>>77238760
I'm more surprised by the people who think he'll do better than Lukaku
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>>77238658
Fair enough

I would too
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>>77238809
Elano was basically Fabregas without the marketability. Prove me wrong. protip: you can't.
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>>77238809
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>Neymar and Di Maria

That's unironically gonna be quite deadly
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>>77238836
Shit, parisunited is actually quite reliable.
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Poor Draxler
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>>77238788
If you ever watched Chucklevision, Bodger and Badger or 50/50, you can have a Brit passport
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>>77238851
yeah this is happeing
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>>77238809
God damn. What ever happened to Steven Ireland? Was he just a bright spot in a team that was not the finished product? Because I seem to remember him being the real deal.

Adam Johnson was promising too.

>>77238826
Michael Johnson had to retire because of injuries and apparently he has just been lost in the sauce ever since.
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>>77238846
More versatile too, lol
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>>77238846
we all like him pal. Just mocking City fans
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>>77238867
Was my first mistake thinking any Irish player could ever be good?
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>>77238867
Apparently Johnson is an estate agent now
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>>77238850
Is Di Maria good again?
>>
Hello
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>>77238884
Quinn, Best and Keane were okay
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>>77238863
I just hope PSG can sell Draxler to ManU, and we can get the fucking winger finally.
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>>77238886
Good for him.
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>>77238895
Morning
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>>77238875
I was actually joking but now that you said that, how was he? I remember watching Robinho a lot of times playing for City, but don't remember Elano..
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>>77238891
Yeah
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>>77238658
Any update on the Chester Bennington to Hell FC situation?
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Since Nerman is a goner how do we 'fix' barca. Is Verratti possible? Ousman Dembele is the direct replacement I would pick up. But how do you fix their midfield
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>>77238895
Hello :3
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>>77238859
I have watched them and do have a Brit passport..
>>
>he doesn't remember emile mpenza
>he doesn't remember javier garrido
>he doesn't remember valeri bojinov
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>>77238905
was alright for a pile of shite City team.
>>
>>77238345
Rakitic is average, but good for Barca. Gives a couple blooters to keep the opponents on their toes and has a good workrate, unlike every other lazy cunt they have
>>
>>77238857
I would try to include him in the neymar deal if I were barcelona
>>
>>77238895
Hi!
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>>77236786
>Rigoni possibly to Zenit, first bid rejected
>Kadyrov FC wants to sign some Palmeiras defender, dunno about that
>Spartak Moscow wants Max Kruse, at least on loan
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>>77238909
They should sign Insigne.

Koke would fix the Midfield, and Saul if they're ambitious
>>
>>77238909
They will obviously go after him but Dortmund will say fuck off just like PSG did
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>>77238908
should be complete within the next 48 hours mate
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>>77238914
That makes more sense desu
>>
>>77238938
Saul and Koke both have like ten-year contracts.

If Insigne maintains his current performances he could be the Napoli record goalscorer some day which is the condition Maradona himself set down to allow his #10 shirt to be unretired.
>>
>>77238938
saul just signed a 8 year contract don't think that's possible. Koke doesn't seem to want to leave either
>>
You now remember Man City bought Dietmar Hamann in 2006, unless youre a City fan
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>>77238922
All around me are familiar faces...
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>>77238763
Looks great if ever so slightly unfinished.
>>
>>77238967
But they should both know by now, they're gonna win nothing at Atleti.

Its like staying at Spurs when ur genuinely world class lel
>>
>>77238981
Damn Bony seems hot..
>>
>>77238859
>Bodger and Badger
goat
>>
>>77238983
Atleti is already better than Barca atm. Plus I doubt any of their players is gonna leave for Barca again after Arda.
>>
>>77238809

What about Kinkladze?
>>
You now remember Roque Santa Cruz, unless youre a City fan
>>
Should Barcelona just greet the future with open arms and move Messi into midfield? Messi, Rakitic, who is the lone 6? Busquets is accused of being a passenger by some. They just aren't intelligent enough. He's operating on the Michels/Cruyff/Guardiola plane. So, Samper?

They should axe two of Turan/Gomes/Suarez/Rafinha.

>>77238983
Last big push for a trophy is this year before Greaseman, Simeone, and probably Jimenez clear out.
>>
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>>77238859
>Chucklevision
based
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_6600000/newsid_6601300/6601395.stm

>Life isn't so funny for Chuckle Brothers star Paul Elliott after he was injured in a motorbike smash.
>He was injured when he fell off his bike during a family holiday on the Greek island of Kefalonia.
>Some British tourists stopped at the accident, but instead of helping him out, they shouted out the Chuckle Brothers' catchphrase: "To me, to you."
>>
>>77239006
I remember him but then I watch malaga now and then
>>
>>77238734
>In 2 years, Barca's frontline is Tello-Thorgan-Deleofeu
R8, better or worse than MSN?
>>
>>77238995
Fuck me, just found out that he died last month.
>>
>>77238909
Naingollan
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>>77239013
Just as good imo
>>
>>77238970
Ok i guess Barca can't be fixed then, they're only other option has just signed a new contract at Buyern (Thiago) lol
>>
>>77239020
interesting choice would bering some real physicality to that midfield
>>
>>77239014
>It's true
Fug ;_;
>>
>>77239009
I genuinely thought his name was Paul Chuckle
>>
>>77239014
fucks sake
>>
>>77237471
17 is the end of growing.
>>
>>77239014
Guess he's ashed potatoes by now
>>
>>77239024
The Fabregas repatriation was a mistake. Choked Thiago out of the minutes he was looking for.

>>77239013
Deulofeu's shortcomings are mostly coachable, I think. Tello seems destined to always be middle-tier due to his decision-making levels.
>>
>>77238594
>Huntelaar, RVP and Sneijder all back in the Netherlands
End of an era desu
>>
>>77239020
Naingollan is technically better than ppl think as well
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>>77239047
>american education
Every time
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>>77239058
He is but his smoking and drinking lifestyle is gonna Rooney him soon
>>
>ive been looking forward to starting every match
>my relationship with Conte helped everything at juventus (when I wasn't first choice)
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>>77239048
Lel'd out loud desu.
>>
>>77239066
he looks like he's about to cry
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>>77239066
>Dyes hair blue
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>>77239070
I think the rumours of him dyeing his hair red are true. Probably still bit gutted he didn't go United
>>
STUANI LEAVES BORO

>Cristhian Stuani has left Middlesbrough to join Spanish club Girona.

>The Uruguayan international scored 16 goals in 66 appearances for Boro after being signed in 2015.
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>>77239086
>girona
[city football group intensifies]
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>>77239007
>move the golden boot winner to midfield
not yet, he should play as a true #10 in a 4231 or back to false 9 again
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>>77239097
second boro player to join them this window, hmmmmm
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>>77239070
I remember he scored against his old boys Halal Madrid in the 2015 semifinal and he didn't celebrate at all. His face looked like his gf had broken up with him on his birthday.

Must just be his face.

>>77239028
Pic related is the current state of Barcelona lads. Who stays, who goes, who gets flown in?
>>
New thread when?
>>
>>77239086
LEGEND
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>>77239124
Never
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>>77239124
some romanian made an awful one. it will do for now
>>77238935
>>77238935
>>77238935
>>
>>77239086
Big Phil and Stuani together

Girona are gonna be fun
>>
>>77239127
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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>>77239102
False nine is most likely IMO. Lucho Enrique was rumored to be dabbling with 3232 or 4231 (presuming Cuadrado kek) but it never happened.

Don't know enough about Valverde and his plans.
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>>77239127
x
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>>77239143
valverde used 4231 in athletic, not sure what he'll do here. I'm hoping for a change in the 433
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>>77239061
>A fucking leaf
Most ppl stop or slow down growing height during 16 to 17
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>>77239173
doubt it, busquets never performed well in a double pivote
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>>77239127
How the fuck does someone end up looking like that? He looks like a fucking Nosferatu.
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>>77237980
it's college and high school days off.
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>>77238229

Funny thing is I can exactly see this happening
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>>77236928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUWg-iekla8
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