/Trans/ Alvaro is a Blue edition

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BUY HERRERA

>PLS

>>77238956
>le rat face

>>77238935
13 goals 6 assists this season

where the fuck is the news?

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>>77238935
>can still see the residue of the red dye in his hair

LMAO

>>77238935
He has a very wide nose..is he like Ross Barkley?

any citeh fans here?

edit: thought not.

>>77238935
*puts him in my ff team*

>>77238935
>60m
lmao

>>77239114
I'm always here lad

Mainly to keep an eye on you

>>77239147
70m actually lmao

how does madrid do it lads

>>77239114
What happened to that Dutch one

>>77239134
Can imagine he will be really over priced. Wont put him in my team for anything more than 8 and even then Rooney at 7.5 will probably be more productive.

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>this OP

Wew lad
>This thread is so bad I almost considered going to another board
>But then I wanted to see /sp/'s reaction to Nerman actually signing with psg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77239154
Dutch City fan is too autistic to post in generals

https://twitter.com/FootyAccums/status/888437154187235328
>LFC fans: BOOOM GET IN VAN DIJK GOING ON STRIKE! WHAT A LEGEND!!!!
>Also LFC fans: F*ck off Sterling you snake! NO RESPECT for the club.

What a joke of a fanbase.

>>77239162
>you wouldn't put Chelsea's starting striker in your team if he was only valued at 8
Kek

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>United offered £10m more than Chelsea
>too upset to accept because you decided to wait until deadline to buy a keeper to which the worst happened and your fax machine failed
Do Madrid fans actually like him?

>>77239114
Here

>>77239154
He made a film

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6473542/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_5

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It's friday lads what'll it be to go with your rumours?

>>77239162
Italian posters are truly retarded

>>77239176
Their goals will have to come from midfield this year, Alvaro isn't a goal scorer

>Diego Costa could join Milan on loan for six months before moving to Atletico Madrid, according to reports in Spain.

>The striker has been frozen out by Antonio Conte at Stamford Bridge, and wants to return to former club Atleti.

>However, they have a transfer ban until January, so he can’t move there this summer.

>Rather than spend six months on the bench, Mundo Deportivo reports that Costa could go on loan to the Rossoneri for the first half of the season.

>Players can be registered by three clubs in the same year, so as long as he doesn’t play a competitive match for Chelsea he could spend six months in Serie A before returning to La Liga.

>>77239172
>scousers
>hypocritical
what a surprise. theyre laughable

>We understand Chelsea are interested in Benjamin Mendy as an alternative to Juventus left-back Alex Sandro.

>However, Monaco want at least £50m and Manchester City are favourites to sign the France international.

>It's a similar story with Danilo as both City and Chelsea want him.

>It is thought 30m euros is the price and the Real Madrid defender wants regular first-team football before the World Cup next summer.

>>77239182
Fireball and monster lad. I don't want to remember my own name for a while

>>77239182
I'll have one dead housemate please. Fucking sick of this mess and noise

Coutinho or Suarez La?

>>77239182
can I have one instant weight loss please mate, cheers

>>77239182
You got Leffe on tap?

>>77239217
just Liverpool, la.

>>77239182
Delirium Tremens la

>>77239205
Coming right up lad
>>77239206
sorry for you lad no can do
>>77239212
No such thing lad get to lifting and/or cardio but first fix your aweful diet.

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>>77239182
it's shit because in Wales/Swansea the main night is Saturday, not Friday.

I'd much rather get slashed on the Friday and then watch the horseracing hungover a f all afternoon

>>77239154
On the phone.

>>77239177
>£10m more
No, Manure probably offered the same fees as chelsea
But Perez jewed them out like he demand it could rise to £80m
That's why Manure leaved him out and immediately keen after Lukaku
Perez is the real winner here though

>>77239182
I'll have a rediscovering my lust for life and hope for the future thanks

>Breaking | PSG & Neymar are still far away from an agreement, according to Canal Plus.

captcha: uruguay mexico

>>77239224
Thanks mate. Cheers to qt Swedish grills

>>77239210
suarez ten times better, coutinho is a faggot

>>77239225
So you wont be posting in /trans/ tomorrow evening?

>>77239246
lol as if I'd go out in Swansea

nah I'll be here x

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>>77239240

>>77239238
>Perez is the real winner here though
yes, he took a lesser offer and burnt bridges of getting the keeper he has an obsession about..
get your nose out of his arse

STOKES LEAVES ROVERS

>Anthony Stokes' Blackburn Rovers contract has been terminated with immediate effect.

>The striker joined the club on a three-year deal last summer following his departure from Scottish champions Celtic, where he scored 77 goals from 192 appearances.

lads will Lukaku flop like I think he will or am I just being biased cos I support City? Genuine question, no jokes in your replies please

>>77239245
Coutinho is a fagit, but he's also about ten years younger

>>77239182
Ill be having a full portion of investment management, thanks la

>>77239242
I guess I'll wait a couple more days to laugh at /sp/

>>77239266
>I support City?
>that flag
no you dont, you support Arab Etihad FC

>>77239266
Depends what you think is a flop. He is a proven goal scorer in the Prem so he's going to be top 2 or 3 scorers come the end of the season. Will United win the league as a result? Nah probably not.

>>77239266
Look at his PL experience. That should answer your question

>>77239266
he'll be average as usual, 20-25 goals but nothing to remember and no big games

>>77239266
He'll demolish Stoke City, sorry lad

>>77239266
He'll be great, 20-25 as usual.

>>77239283
>20-25 goals
>average
can lel liga shits just leave this thread pls

>>77239259
Don't worry, De Gea will arrive to Madrid soon once Manure crashing themself with Mouyes as the driver

>>77239263
I was looking forward to Stokes being decent but then he ''''assaulted'''' an Elvis impersonator and everything went to shit
>www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38999105

>>77239291
It's just one guy. One retard alone.

So I just read this lads

>ParisUnited is the most informed PSG source, even more than media is. They just confirmed in private that Neymar to PSG is 100% certain.

>>77239299
"If someone puts it up to me, I'm going to nut him."

ah yes

>>77239291
good post

because our teams have history and pride. We don't give up after going a goal down.

>>77239266
Mourinho will struggle at first with him, because he's stupid, just like how he struggled with Rashford at first.

He's a shite attacking coach, unless he's got Ronaldo

>>77239272
>laugh at /sp/
Why senpai?

>>77239305
reportedly 30 million euros a year salary

>>77239305
>confirmed in private
>100% certain

Well something doesn't add up here why wouldn't they confirm publicly if its 100%.

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Hey guys, go who was getting his bum checked by the doctor today. Turns out it's almost certainly not bum cancer, probably an internal hemorrhoid.

Make sure to take care of your bums lads.

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>Swansea consider Wilshere
DON'T FALL FOR THIS BENCH WARMER CLEMENT

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>>77239154
Went to syria to join isis

>>77239325
You're welcome for my recurring digits yesterday that cured the cancer and gave you a hemorrhoid

>>77239325
nice one pal, happy for you x

>>77239291
that's what he always does, for a few seasons in a row now yet nothing to remember, like I said

>>77239325
lol eat more fibre you weedy weirdo

>>77239325
(You)? Take care of yourself anon, I need a lot of anglos to cry when their NT get eliminated again in the groups of the next WC

>>77239349
>eating the nutritional jew

>>77239326
>Oi'll save im, e'll turn out to be the English Xavi like we all know 'e can be

Said every Manager ever

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>>77239182
one Philip Billing pls

>>77238935
Why are Chelshit fans so happy with Torres version 2?

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>>77239305
>>77239322
>>77239323
these are the numbers and I'm starting to think there is nothing to this story other than nerman looking for a pay raise and psg happy to play along, simply too much money

>>77239325
Well that's better than bum cancer for sure. Did you get any bum medicin?

>>77239206
Stop being beta and tell him then

How can PSG afford to spend 200 million Nerman without violating FFP?

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>>77239154
he went to America and shot up a school

>>77239368
Are Swansea fans getting excited about Phil? If >we're willing to sell him I'd say that's a fair sign you don't want him desu.

>>77239372
This is insane.

>>77239372
That flowchart makes 0 sense

>>77239387
Shirt sales :^)

>>77239325
based bumposter

>>77239325
Did you get a stiffy when they fingered your bum?

>>77239154
he's on reddit

https://www.reddit.com/user/anonymouse4chan/

>>77239402
most of the revenue from shirt sales goes to the manufacturer
the whole shirt sales pay for transfers thing is a meme

>>77238935
You can still see the red in his hair from when he was going to Manchester

JUST

>>77239387
>FFP

Remember when people thought that was going to be a real thing.

>>77239387
They changed the FFP rules after the milan clubs failed it so you can now pass with projected future revenue

And PSG then sponsor themselves, way beyond what was rejected when City tried to do it here

>>77238935
I hope he's better than Shevchenko

>>77239396
he'd suit our system a lot more if we play a diamond like we did near the end of last year. If we want him we'll get him with our superior wages

>>77239372
Nothing of this is official tho. Just speculation.

>>77239349
But I already eat a load of fibre anon.

>>77239409
No. It was a weird experience. Don't know why some people like a finger up the bum.

>>77239411
So are you..

anonymouse was swedish back in the tripfag days..

>>77239387
They haven't spent much this summer and have a huge gross revenue.

Plus they are having a clear out this summer and are probably aiming to sell a few players like Aurier, Di Maria and some others to generate revenue from player sales

>>77239412
Yep, hence the :^)

>>77239387
They had literally 222m to spend and so far only signed one guy. Plus they have a lot of players to sell (Aurier, Arfa, Krychowiak, maybe Lucas Moura, maybe Di Maria..)

>>77239412
Im sure its leveraged in a way that Nike / Adidas pay more to sponsor a team like PSG / Man Utd tho

>>77239401
Yeah it does

Qatari owners give Nerman money (players have to pay their own clauses), Nerman pays Barca

Meanwhile PSG give Nerman 100m signing on fee and 40m a year/5 years. Finally Nerman Sr gets a 40m agent fee

>>77238935
All memes aside, how good is Morata really?

because you're gorgeous
i'd do anything for you
because you're gorgeous
our love will see us through

>>77239362
>>77239326
Hmmm should I listen to these faggots on /sp/ or legends of football

>Xavi Hernandez: Jack Wilshere is a role model. For me – and I really mean this – he's the best central midfielder I've seen in the last 15, 20 years. I've spoken to Xabi Alonso about him. He's spectacular, he has it all: the last pass, goals, he's strong, he doesn't lose the ball, vision. If he'd been Spanish he might have been rated more highly. Players love him.

>Socrates (Brazil): Good enough to play for Brazil. I love to watch Wilshere, to see him pass, the boy with the coke problem and the red shirt.

>Zinedine Zidane: My toughest opponent? Wilshere of Arsenal. He is the complete midfielder. Wilshere is undoubtedly the greatest midfielder of his generation.

>Laurent Blanc: I tell anyone who asks me – Wilshere is the best English player.

>Edgar Davids: Everyone of us should emulate him. We can all learn from Jack Wilshere.

>Ryan Giggs: I’d go for Wilshy as the club’s greatest ever player. I’ve seen him do things that no other player can do. The way he can control the tempo of games, and his range of passing, are both incredible. We’ve seen over the years that players just haven’t been able to get near him. And you can’t forget his goals either.

>Cesc Fabregas: For any football player in the Premiership, Wilshere is a player you want to emulate. One player does not make a team but there is no doubt that the presence of some players add extra motivation and confidence. Jack is a player with character and is capable of transmitting that mental strength to his team-mates.

>>77239441
>Selling Krychowiak after one year

Crikey

>>77239442
Others sponsors are gonna have to pay more too.

>>77239420
what stops you saying your projected revenue is 1 trillion and then just spending whatever you like

when the FUCK is ian nacho signing for shakey's blue army

>>77239469
Nothing really

It's insanely easy to cheat.

>>77239372
>100m Euro sign on fee + 40m to his Dad
That is just fucking stupid

>>77239337
He'd make a convincing tranny tbqh

>>77239446
Jesus...

Allowing Arabs into sports was a mistake

>>77239464
He deserves way better than warming the bench in Paris.

>>77239446
>Qatari owners give Nerman money (players have to pay their own clauses), Nerman pays Barca

doesn't the amount of tax you have to pay to do this basically mean you save no money

>>77239464
Apparently Unai didnt asked for him, and Kluivert was the one behind this dumb deal.

>>77239485
It's not about saving money, a release clause is technically a fee a player can play to break his own contract

Barca wouldn't sell him for 300m if they had a choice

Kane
Aguero
Jesus
Lukaku
Morata
Firmino
Llorente

>>77239430
Hemorrhoids are for old men in their 40s who sit on their ass all day

>>77239485
it's not done to save money, it's a legal obligation the player or his agent have to pay the amount instead of a club

>>77239501
You get them from exercising too

>>77239422
Why would we sell to a relegation rival unless we thought he wasn't going to cut it at PL level though? I dunno desu, seems mad someone is going to pay 10 million for a player who wasn't that convincing in the Championship.

>>77239489
>>77239505
its kinda stupid though
if either ways he's leaving, both barca and PSG/Qatar could save money by just agreeing a deal

>>77239217
Lovely beer desu

>>77239489
>Barca wouldn't sell him for 300m if they had a choice

This. They would tell them to fuck off just like with Verratti.

Why don't Loserpool go for Vardy.

He'd be frightening up front for them

https://twitter.com/keikamara/status/888177080093028354

>The New England Revolution striker received a $1,250 fine from the league for wearing Trusox, a sock that helps keep feet dry and improve grip. Obviously, as that sock is not an Adidas product, Major League Soccer sent Kamara the notice that he must pay up for his insolence.
>fining players for wearing non-Adidas clothing
>MLels

>>77239508
You still didn't realize they are on a battle? Barca would never do this.

>>77239499
Apple
Banana
Pear
Peach
Mango
Grapes
Orange
Kiwi

>>77239461
funny how they don't mention his awful injury record and all these are before his shit stint at Bournemouth. He's a shit Roque Mesa without the leadership skills

>>77239501
>being on /sp/
>not siting on your arse all day

>>77239522
Actually would be, but I think Vardy's days in the headlines are over.

>>77239542
Wilshere would be a good player for us la'

he's a CL quality player at the end of the day.

>>77239542
Ur being trolled son.

>>77239522
vardy had one fluke season mate

>>77239506
if you don't do cardio and only lift then yeah

Who the fuck is Vardy

>>77239523
>Trusox

Gay name

>>77239522
would be a bit of a step down for the lad but I suppose he is getting older now

Karius
Clyne VVD Matip Robertson
-----------Can
----Keita -----Gini
-------Coutinho
Mane Firmino Salah

No one can stop this

>>77239553
Should've gone to Arsenal last season shouldn't he.

>>77239523
Not sure I follow this, why would any player not be wearing the socks that are part of the club kit. Wouldn't the 4th official have something to say about that.

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>>77239542
>he believed they were real quotes

>>77239554
hes an injury prone Tom Carroll you fat twat and we need a proper defensive midfielder and Roque Mesa isn't that (Billing pls)

>>77239542
whilshit would improve any team outside the top five

>>77239554
>He's a CL quality player
Not anymore, injuries have ruined his career and confidence

>>77239560
Tell that to Atleti's defender's

>>77239574
You're probably right anon, if only other teams could field 12 players too.

>>77239259
>Not getting De Gay
Oh no, How will Madrid recover?!?!

>>77239574
The FA can for fielding 12 players

>>77239576
Not sure it would have been a good move for Arsenal, he'd certainly have been earning well though

>Wilshere set to fill in the gap left by departing Sigurdsson

>>77239489
>Barca wouldn't sell him for 300m if they had a choice
wouldn't be so sure, many board members, fans and journalists have been saying he needs to go for a while now, and 300m is savage. Keep in mind barcelona also free the second highest wage in the squad if he leaves, which means having extra 50m per season now

neymar is a great talent but he's not unanimously liked, and his transfer hasn't been particularly great compared to others like suarez, for example

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>>77238935
>be conte
>be chelsea manager
>look to buy nainggolan and bonucci
>end up with some niglet and david luiz
>sign a murderer
>also sign some black guy who likes to tweet a lot
>club's local monkey decides he wants out
>atletico madrid want him
>"fine, go fuck off"
>make plans for buying a new striker
>monkey comes back
>"uh boss, i'm sorry about everything lets just put it behind us"
>ahfuckit.mov
>whip the players into shape
>unironically trust david luiz in a back three
>itfuckingworked.jpeg
>top of the league
>monkey is top scorer
>azzar back in form
>thoroughly expose the so-called best managers in the world
>seemingly on your way to what will be the best title ever win in your career
1/3

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>>77239542
>getting baited by the scholes pasta

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>>77239614
>monkey decides to get angry about back pains
>clearly faked because he's lazy
>get into argument with monkey
>tell him to go to china
>leave him out for the squad that will travel to leicester
>go there and watch marcos alonso score a brace
>realise this guy is a murderer
>realise hes making shit tonnes of money every week
>"well, at least its for me"
>anyways
>monkey comes back to apologise again
>"ok"
>decide to stick with him until summer comes
>monkeys form goes to complete shit
>to the point where a 12 point lead at the top goes down to 4 due to his meme performances
>EBGC, murderer, pedrito and azzar pop up with the crucial goals
>win title
>choke fa cup final but whatever, you've been shit at those anyway
2/3

>>77239523
wew

I remember some lad in school wearing Nike football socks and the teacher bollocked him. Said the lad could wear Nike football socks as soon as Nike started sponsoring him. To this day I think about it, and how the lad probably had a flash run though his mind that said he might actually one day be sponsored by Nike. I can't remember the teacher, or even the lad's face or name, but I remember that. I wonder if he still thinks about it. I wonder if he ever did

>>77239554
A fit Wilshere is a top 5 CM in the PL.

>>77239606
I think it would have, they're English core is what saved they're season

>>77239614
>1/3

Fucking hell lad don't do it

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>>77239623
>transfer window here
>nowisthetime.png
>send text to tell monkey to keep fit for next season
>monkey tweets memes back
>"fuck off and dont come back then"
>monkey absolutely SEETHING
>serveshimright.jpeg
>monkey leaks text
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>bargaining position for new striker fucked
>board decide to go for some tall nig
>"if it means i get sandro, van dijk and bakayoko, then so be it"
>board fails to get nig
>manure snap him up
>buy morata instead
>realise monkey aspires to play for spain in the 2018 world cup
>realise he needs minutes to impress this season to do so
>realise you can keep him rotting in the reserves
>realise morata will get triple the minutes next season to fuck over monkeys final chance at a world cup

>conte's face when
3/3

LETS GO DCFC

>>77239561
I used to do endurance running and got them all the fucking time. Something to do with sweating apparently

>>77239603
calm down you autist. Everyone except Perez knows they dont need him

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>>77239619

>>77239626
Nyet

>>77239636
>>77239623
>>77239614
genuinely terrible

>>77239612
I'm pretty sure Neymar has been better than Suarez but I agree that selling him isn't the end of the world and getting rid of his wages will be a plus.

Tevez babby and Torres clone. He'll do well in EPL because it's a parody of football.

MASCHERANO EXPECTS NEYMAR STAY

>Javier Mascherano says Neymar is "happy" at Barcelona and does not expect him to leave, amid reports that he wants to join Paris Saint-Germain.

>The 25-year-old has been heavily linked with a move away from the Camp Nou in recent weeks, with Ligue 1 giants PSG reportedly willing to activate his £195m (222m euro) buyout clause.

>But Mascherano told ESPN: "There's always going to be rumours and news around him.

>"It's really difficult to give advice. Firstly, I'm not anyone to be giving advice and secondly, I see him really happy here, really happy.

>"He is a really important player for the club. Because of his age, he's the future of the club and we hope we can keep on counting on him."

>>77239372
>40M out of nowhere to his fucking dad

>>77239574
It'll be easy to score on this team since the keeper is standing by the corner flag

>this Chelsea fan

>>77239626
Kante
Lallana
Pogba
Fabregas
Fernandinho
Toure

Probably others I can't think of

>>77239639
Wash your asshole then you unhygienic twat
>>77239656
He seems like the type of player who'd do shit at any club that isn't near the best in their league

>>77239589
Roque Mesa will be a brilliant CDM if he's even half the player Leon Britton is. I'm personally not as confident as people are as well because Britton is a top CDM because he played as a winger in league two where one's touch needs to be spot on or get crunched, this transfers well for tightspots and doing well in possession.

>>77239592
well if Swansea can buy him and really invest into him, he'll get it right la'

>>77239626
agreed la'
he's Scholesy tier

>>77239577
I think it's like an ankle support

>>77239639
Running to Greggs and back isn't endurance running you fat shite.

>>77239653
>Neymar has been better than Suarez
this season maybe, but not the two previous ones

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>>77239664
>yfw he blows it on Trannies and Sopa De Macaco

UMA DELICIA

>>77239636
>he thinks that Morata will be a success

Why? I don't get it. This is pure delusion. He will get bullied hard in the PL.

any updates on the Lemar to Arsenal story?

hope morata does well, but I dont want chelsea to win dal eagle again

>>77239698
>This is pure delusion.
Funny considering you said >>77239626 earlier.

>>77239701
still a story

>>77239701
about 50/50 chances of it happening

>>77239681
If Britton is so good, why hasn't any of the top 5 clubs signed him?

>Arsenal offered chance to sign Rafinha from Barcelona. Sources close to player believe Barcelona would listen to offers of more than €30m

>>77239701
If there's any justice in the world, he will be your girl

>>77239714
He had been brilliant when he was fit.

>>77239701
>>77239723
There is 5% chance of it happening

>>77239725
Santi replacement?

>>77239724
his height la'

>>77239681
His touch and technique is better than Britton though and he can go foward a lot better than him too. Britton actually cares about the club compared to most of the players though

>>77239725
"Wanna buy this shit cunt off us?"

>Morata will be a good bu-
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

any updates on the anon to employment story?

>>77239745
le score 10 goals a season man

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What was the list of /trans/ approved things? I know iZombie was on there.

>>77239679
>>77239690
Lids please, I'm not 190kg. It's a legitimate side-effect of long distance running. That and bleeding nipples is why I quit

>>77239739
Nyet, think a technically good Coquelin

>>77239755
don't remind me please, it was fucking dire

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>>77239733
Based

>>77239755
Jaffa Cakes
>with chocolate mousse in between two of them

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>>77239755
List didn't include papu and paletta so it was false

>>77239758
>bleeding nipples
Nothing compared to bad blisters lol just burn them off

>>77239746
news is Employment FC declined to comment on the matter yet Job Centre Rovers have offered Anon his old contract

>>77239755
Game of Thrones
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Marvel Movies

>le still has traces of red in his hair man

AHAHAHAHAHA CHELKEKS BTFO

>>77239735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK3OScp1NDU

>>77239636
Based

>>77239788
Absolutely wrong.

>>77239741
Yeah, that's what I'm fearful of 2bh la'

Should've bought Allen when offered, he cares, and will offer that tiny bit more.

should be promoting the youth more 2bh, we are the club of Wales after all.

Look what happened in Laudrup's second season, none of his signings gave a shit really other than Chico.

>>77239783
>burn your nipples off
This seems like bad advice, but it's better than te fat shit I'm going to turn into

>>77239742
He's Arsenal level.
Bones made of glass too, perfect.

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what do you make of this piece of shit kit

This transfer window has been pretty good so far then :-)

>>77239793
kek

>>77239791
Calm down

>>77239814
they signed Rooney?

BAILA COMO EL PAPU

Tottenham are monitoring Riyad Mahrez’s situation but Leicester City will have to lower £50m valuation

>>77239814
About what I'd expect from hummel

>>77239834
I think i'd be nice on our right wing

>>77239791
lmao the sloppy seconds of transfers

>>77239814
Will someone ever save Charlton?

>>77239842
*he'd

>>77239802
I'm not worried about Mesa since he seems to have an incentive to want to get into the Spanish national team. He also shouted down Montero for being a lazy shit during one of the friendlies recently and likes to communicate with the whole midfield

>>77239842
what rating are you on fifa mate

>age of barca is finally officially over
Based Zidane

>>77239788
>Game of Thrones
Yes
>Breaking Bad
No
>The Walking Dead
Lol no
>Marvel Movies
Indifferent

Don't write off Morata, if Kane and Costa show anything it's that you don't have to be technically brilliant to be successful in the PL

Reminder that Morata was Chelsea's first choice and Chelsea was Morata's first choice.

>Snubchester United

>>77239858
havn't played fifa since '13 I think how so?

>>77239872
*As a striker may i add

>>77239856
tell me a bit more about the friendlies?

i've been a filthy casual.

>>77239872
yeah, but kane and costa have talent morata can only dream of

>>77239877
>saying this
>when the Chelsea mouth piece literally made this article on 18 days ago
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/03/antonio-conte-tells-chelsea-sign-romelu-lukaku-price-even/

>>77239861
How about some /tv/ approved things then

Mad Men
The Sopranos
Batman vs Superman
Little Girls

>>77239872
That's the only thing Morata can offer lol
You don't think that Morata can bully defenders like Costa, do you?

>>77239859
>Zidane keeps being unexposable
>Iniesta is 43 yo
>Villar is in jail
This year Atleti takes the #2 in Spain.

>>77239887
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMIUfv_W7TM

I don't think we're talking about the same Kane.

The NT shows up both players, where you have to be Technically good, instead of just getting on the end of things

>>77239889
>0 (zero) actual quotes

Nice story there m8, very reliable.

>>77239901
>mad men
>leftovers
>sopranos
>deadwood
>rome

fixed desu

I love Chicharito but hate West Ham.
What do?

>>77239901
>/tv/ approved

Fuck outta here

>>77239919
worry about your local team

>>77239914
>being this stupid
are you new to /trans/ lad? Matt Law is literally the Chelsea spokesperson for Telegraph. Whatever he says is fact

>>77239755
chocolate hobnobs
updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation
breakfast tea no sugar
tall girls
lucozade
cant remember if it was runny yolk or not

>>77239904
if he can play anything like torres did(for liverpool) then he should be fine

>>77239877
>this delusion

When will Chelshit fans admit that they missed out on Lukaku?

>>77239901
I wonder how dead /tv/ would be if they got banned for mentioning reddit

>>77239925
lol

>>77239916
>rome instead of spartacus
Absolutely shit taste

game of thrones is a bit controversial

pre season 5 it is generally considered passable

>>77239901
>Mad Men
Yes
>The Sopranos
So much yes
>Batman vs Superman
No
>Little Girls
>

>>77239886
Mesa has looked incredible when on the ball and Tammy looks pretty classy. Our backup keepers look pretty dire though and Fulton+Grimes aren't really showing any signs of being good enough to even be on the bench. Wingers also can't deliver a final ball as tradition

>>77239901
anything by based Zack Snyder

>>77239925
I am, it's about to fold this weekend, entire squad is up for sale.

>>77239755
we spend all day reading the writings of Ladislav Klima so we don't have time to 'approve' of tv shows

sorry lad

>>77239912
Yeah, like the technically incredible Miroslav Klose, Germany's all time top scorer.

>>77239950
>leaf

figures

/trans/ should put together a top 5 film list. I guarantee it will be anything better than what /tv/ would suggest

Why is people acting like PSG cares about how much money they spend lol

Their owned is literally the Emir of Qatar.

>>77239964
>stars
>reddit spacing
Figures

>>77239969
non capeshit /tv/ is pretty nice desu

can't tell if the capeshit posting is genuine or ironic at times

>>77239960
how much are they going for? got a few odd jobs I need doing round the house

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>>77239337
kek'd

>>77239969
if moneyball isn't on it'd be really really sad

>>77239963
Ur actually correct, he could link up play, he could drop it off,he always made the right choice in attack for Germany

>>77239985
alot of the people on /tv/ are underage. its the only way it makes sense

>>77239989
Hmmmmm.

today I found 55€ on the street on my way to buy weed, first time I've ever found money in my life, feels bretty good desu

>>77239969
>In Bruges
>Snatch
>The Truman Show
>LOTR FOTR
>Ocean's Eleven or Superbad
debate me atheists

>>77239969
Bend it like Beckham is or Space Jam is #1

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>Swansea and Everton seem to be at an impasse with Sigurdsson. Still
no fresh bid from Everton but something has to give soon(BBC)

Everton BTFO

Who was that manager that got sacked and left a smiley face in the changing room for the players? Anyone remember?

>>77240000
laughed at my own post a lot there ngl haha

>>77240009
Was it >Moyes?

>>77239999
>>77240000
nice digits lads

>>77240003
Truman Show is legitimately top 5.
Lawrence of Arabia has to be in there
Throw in Escape to Victory to satisfy discussing this on /sp/

>>77239969
/T/itanic
Robocop
Anaconda
Nacho Libre
S/uperman

Worked hard on this

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>>77239325
I suggest getting one of these.

>>77240003
>superbad
Really m8

>>77239999
the mad men, sopranos, rome, webm, and actual film threads are pretty comfy

but I guess the rest of the threads attract underag people

>Mendes adding future elite players to Wolves squad

who the fuck would thought that Mendes could be a good influence

>>77240029
There's no greater comedy imo. Arguably Airplane but Superbad tickles my fancy a bit more

>>77240003
other than Ocean's Eleven or Superbad, pretty good list.

I'd add my personal favs being Meet Joe Black or Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift.

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what footy event would you compare to this?

>We understand Marko Arnautovic has passed his West Ham medical and will sign his contract tomorrow as he completes his move from Stoke.

clearly missed Markos delusion of grandeur

>>77239969
You were wrong.

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thoughts? going to swap sturridge for chicarito when he's announced

>>77239969
>Inception
>The DK trilogy
>Interestelar
Done in 3 >'s

>>77240043
You can't be serious

>>77239957
>our backup keepers look dire
yeah, they're shit, Fab is good tho.

Fulton looked good against Sunderland at home but this was half a year ago and he hasn't really shown much since.

Grimes is fucking awful, one of the worst transfers ever for us. Shows absolutely nothing. His posture looks beta a f, get rid imo

tbf tho, Jordan Ayew will be top quality this season.

>>77240057
its difficult on a subjective medium, however it did lack overwhelming favour of superhero movies

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Lukaku or Morata?

You have to chose

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>>77240059
that is actually awful

>>77240062
I notice you still haven't posted your infallible list yet, pal

>>77240057
some fucking embarrassing choices desu

>>77239969
A Touch of Zen
SPL II
Amadeus
Tokyo Story
A Shot in the Dark

>>77240051
>From Inter Milan to West Ham

>>77240066
Jordan looks a lot stronger, but he is against second rate centre halfs

>>77240073
Lukaku is objectively better

Memes aside, who would be a good replacement for neymar at Barca?

Sanchez? Dybala? Greaseman? Dembele?

>>77240059
>Shaqiri
>Benteke
>Redmond
>Mkhitaryan

'no'

Courtois is also too expensive for a GK.

>>77240048
Hoffenheim vs Red Bull Leipzig

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what player do you think of when viewing this image?

>>77240099
Adam Johnson

>>77240077
All the DBZ movies tbqh :^)

>>77240088
towards the end of the season Jordan was skinning for fun.

He'll be player of the season this season imho.

>>77240093
is dembele actually good? I've only seen him a couple of times

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>>77240085

>>77240099
Dean Whitehead

>>77240099
Pirlo

>>77240111
he must have been integral

>>77240099
Gianni Rivera

im gonna watch Got lads

>>77240120
ofc he was no1 cheerleader since he had 0 apps but him cheering for the lads was really crucial