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/rug/ - Super Rugby Quarter Finals

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Fri 21 July
LIVE Brumbies 16-33 Hurricanes

>Sat 22 July
19:35 Poosaders v Highlanders, Chch

>Sun 23 July
0:30 Lions v Sharks, Cape Town
3:00 Stormers v Chiefs, Joburg
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Terrible thread
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>Picked canes by 18
Heh
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>>77234741
In what way
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>>77234741
Ah I see, you're "garold"
kys
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>>77234765
He's not, newcunt
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*dabs*
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>>77234765
Yeah, I would have posted an image with "Queefs" in it.

YOU kys yourself.

Garold is AMS
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who /lfwrlabm/ here
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Any canes fans here?
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Really poor performance by the Canes. Explains why they lost to the Chiefs twice this season.

I don't see them winning this year.
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>>77234783
With all these insufferable nametags around, I indeed may just kms
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>>77234787
No.
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>>77234787
No such thing.
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>>77234804
/rug/ has barely any trip/namefags
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>>77234787
Yea, AMA
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>>77234803
Agreed
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up the landers to be frank and honest
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>>77234829
Do you like bleks?
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>>77234840
He like the blek cok
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*tips the stormers*
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>>77234840
You new or something here, m8?
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>>77234852
I did this
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>>77234854
Yes, now answer my question faggot
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>>77234854
Not as new as the stormers will feel after getting rekt
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Dad was pretty happy with that one.
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>>77234713
This thread smells muscular, powerful, intelligent and attractive. Must be that OP image lads.
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>>77234898
Played the easiest team (except Stormers) in the playoffs and botched the entire first half.
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Man I'd be okay with that card on Jeff if there was literally any consistency. The hit on Riccatelli in the first half, and then the hit on TJ near the end all involved shoulders to the head. And were both also shown in replays. Guess it's the the >home field advantage meme though
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>>77234896
MyDad™ wasntn
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>>77234926
Brumbies came out firing as the 3rd best defensive side in the comp. Did pretty well 2bh, don't know what you expected after last week that but they did as about expected in my eyes.
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Looks like I have to support the Sharcks now.
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i played subbies in sydney many moons ago and travelled to world cups all over the world the last few decades. Gave up on super rugby a few years ago but I caught the horrorcanes scoring a try by chucking it at a props head tonight and realised i made the right decision giving up on this trash many moons ago. fuck watching rugby its nothing but garbage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aXZuyw1_K4
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>>77235214
cool
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>>77235214
Take that try away and the results the same. Go scull some turps and cheer for you local league team
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>>77235030
Elite choice
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Just drank 4 pints of milk to hit my calories lads, feel sick. Someone come rub my tummy.
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>>77235922
Only so that they can come on down and get another hiding.
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Good SR season Australia.
Really good effort.
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The fucking state of NH /rug/
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WH is the saviour of /rug/
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>>77241656
The White House has nothing to do with rugby lad
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>>77241720
Western Hemisphere
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>pommies desperately trying to cling to some relevance in /rug/
Adorable.
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26 - 0
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>>77241747
Other than the team's in both West and East the Western Hemisphere is pretty irrelevant tttt
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Very very soon.
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Will anyone beat Bitchie?
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KEK highlanders won't be in Crushedchurch until after lunch. Great preparation for such a big and important game.

>>77242917
Probably not
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>>77242917
Owen Franks should end up with a few.
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>>77242917
AWJ
Franks
Etzebeth
North

All potentials if they stay fit and keep their position. I think Hartley has a surprising amount of caps too and hookers usually have good shelf-life.
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>>77242978
Slimy canterbury weather lads
Fucking disgusting
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>if crusaders win it'll be because the landers didn't have enough time to prepare and /rug/ continues to hate the crusaders
>if the crusaders lose it's because they've been exposed as shit and /rug/ continues to hate the crusaders
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>>77243361

We will win.
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>>77243401
what part of BNZ are YOU from?
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Just go home, Ranjeet.
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>>77242917
Surprising to have only one frenchman with so many caps and not having any argentinian (playing for Argentina) on the list.
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>>77243451
I've learned to embrace this gimmick
I am a Crusaders fan, and I AM a currymuncher.
I didn't realise at first, but my /rug/ friends and family have help me to realise that on the inside I am subcontinental.

Yes, I own a dairy.

Yes, I worship Tendulkar.

Yes, I eat eggs in the gym changing room.

Yes, I wear a turban.

And yes, I support the Mighty BNZ Crusaders of Canterbury.
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>>77243401
Based Landers fan
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>>77240602
Shambolic opinion
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*drams*
all set lads
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Scotland
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Is
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Shit.
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Highlanders by 12 t t t t.
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Crusaders by 25 in a close one.
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>>77245016

Cerebral /rug/ knowledge.
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Crusaders kept tryless
Naholo in for 2
Landers win 17-15
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Landers feeling like shit from traveling all day and kept scoreless. Smith concussed again.
26 : 0
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bought tickets to the game but its wet as fuck
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>>77246444

Hope your dairy gets robbed while you're at the game.
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>>77246496
fuck the crusaders
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Cant sleep
Why wont /rug/ sing me a muscular lullaby??
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state of emergency in christchurch right now

flooding in shitloads of suburbs
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>>77246705
Same as dunners and Auckland hospitals are over full
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Game won't happen lads. Mark my words.
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>>77246705

The sooner that chch is swept into the pacific the better.
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>>77246781
Unless the field is under a meter of water they will probably play
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>That funneling through the Cook Straight tho
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*dabs into thread*
*gets washed away along with christchurch*
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>>77246839
they may not be able to get to chch mate
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>>77247151
doesnt take that long to get to chch from dunners
they're probably already there
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>>77247163
highlanders arrived just after 12
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>>77246705
>cunterpoory farmers will STILL complain about drought
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>>77247149

Excellent dab form mate, an easy 8.5/10 from me.
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>>77247256
thanks any tips
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>>77247383

*steals your dab*

Nice try lad, you'll have to do better than that.
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*rains on you*
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>>77247438

over/under on the cunterbury faggots playing Dragon - Rain or Travis - Why Does It Always Rain On Me at the ground?
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A rainy day in Christchurch is the pinnacle of life.
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>>77247503
State of your life
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>>77247426
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>>77247503

Daniel
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theres some ruggerby on tonight lads
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>He hasn't picked the Highlanders
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>>77247693
People here Unironically picked crusaders over Hurricanes last week.
They love to hate the Crusaders and love to love them. Literal cucks
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>spend the entire season saying how much you hate the crusaders
>pick them every week
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>you will never have the moral fibre of BYG
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>>77248079

My blind devotion to the Blues early in the season has cost me at least 12 bru points.
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>>77248079
Literally one of the four people tipping the Landers
Bless his wee /heart/
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>>77248079
>TFW have the same morals but with different teams
>>77248116
I hat the Landers for 2015 reasons
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>>77248124
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Cucklanders will get BTFO by 15 pts
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>>77248132
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nah they are alright but the hurt from them is more fresh than the hurt from the foggy Crusaders final.
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>>77248138
Auckland isn't playing
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Which one?
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>>77248151
Big truthbomb here tttt
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>>77248161
based fucking shrek m8
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>>77248163

Based Blues, cleverly avoiding having to play in the shithole that is crushedchurch this weekend.
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cuckchurch BTFO
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so how fucked will the pitch be tonight
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>>77248419
JUST
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>>77248419
Slow and muddy, doesn't help the Landers backline at all
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>>77248429
the local club posted this captioned
"It's a bit muddy out there ae"
I wonder if it'll be this bad tonight
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>>77248453

Blackface is racist lad.
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just Danny C'd home through the rain lads
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wee bit hungry lads
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>>77248545
Same here lad
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>dredging up the chinks learning to be butlers story
slow news day lads
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>Being dragged to a house warming by the missus
>Have to iron some chinos and a shirt
>100% sure that the bird won't have sky sport
>Probably a bit rude to take my iPad and stream the game

Just fuck my shit up lads.
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>>77248638
>'any pubs around here?'
>leave
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Has anyone confirmed the game is on?
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>>77248665
im at the ground
covers are coming off
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>>77248638
put her head through the wall like the rest of the country does every saturday
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facebook /justinmarshallofficial/videos/1970870336465716

Yes boy she's gonna be on tonight
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>>77248665
no problem for the southern lads on both sides
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me oh my i have enjoyed that yes boy
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>>77248712
>>>/facebook/
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another pic from the local club
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>>77248746
buncha racists those lads are
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hello im here to watch crusaders vs highlanders

who should i root for
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Daniel should have died in the earthquake.
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>>77248777
Crusaders
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>>77248777
landers are the plucky under dogs
crusaders are the arrogant multiple cup winners
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also i'm sorry to ask, is there any good quality stream?

cricfree is dog shit.
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*unzips trousers*
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>>77248794
vipbox always has a decent stream, don't bother asking /rug/
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>>77248788
why

>>77248793
but they hasn't won since 2008
:(
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>>77248801
nah they only are broadcasting NRL shit

fuck me
thanks tho
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>>77248803
crusaders won every game except one(two) this season
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>>77248803
/rug/ in general does not like Canterbury, especially this year
landers are the underdogs
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>>77248803
>why
because they are the best team
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>>77248803
*pisses on you*

http://www.vipbox.live/rugby/493813/2/crusaders-vs-highlanders-live-stream-online.html

expect it to shit out 22 minutes in however
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>>77248819
>>77248824
so what, if they lose wouldn't be a shit storm of memes and shit? i would love to see that (that's why i'm here and im not going to play rugby in my town tomorrow)
>>77248825
oh i see

>>77248831
no jaguares are fuck you ( :( )

>>77248831
oh wow thanks lad
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>>77248850
the salt will be palpable if the crusaders lose tonight
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>>77248850
>if they lose wouldn't be a shit storm of memes and shit?
yes, very much so
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Based fucking Matt Todd
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Just got out the shower lads, I must say, I am one handsome devil.

Thank goodness I am a backliner
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>>77248831
holy shit someone actually posted a stream

me oh my i have enjoyed that yes oh boy
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desu wet weather rugby is the most fun to play
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*rains on you*
*dabs soddenly*
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>>77248878

6ec624cdd23346b5712100ffeaa8bd20b776384a


Sharpen up lad.
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*sharpens up*
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Highlanders

1. Daniel Lienert-Brown
2. Liam Coltman
3. Siate Tokolahi
4. Jackson Hemopo
5. Tom Franklin
6. Liam Squire
7. James Lentjes
8. Luke Whitelock
9. Aaron Smith
10. Lima Sopoaga
11. Richard Buckman
12. Rob Thompson
13. Malakai Fekitoa
14. Waisake Naholo
15. Ben Smith (captain)

Reserves: Ash Dixon, Aki Seiuli, Siosuia Halanukonuka, Alex Ainley, Gareth Evans, Elliot Dixon, Kayne Hammington, Marty Banks
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Crusaders

1. Joe Moody
2. Codie Taylor
3. Owen Franks
4. Scott Barrett
5. Sam Whitelock
6. Jordan Taufua
7. Matt Todd
8. Kieran Read
9. Bryn Hall
10. Richie Mo'unga
11. Seta Tamanivalu
12. Ryan Crotty
13. Jack Goodhue
14. Israel Dagg
15. David Havili

Reserves: Ben Funnell, Wyatt Crockett, Michael Alaalatoa, Luke Romano, Pete Samu, Mitchell Drummond, Mitchell Hunt, George Bridge
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anyone else waiting for the stream to start or nahh

not enough diuretics lads
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*daggs*
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jersey's for tonight's game
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>based gardner
excellent game incoming lads
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nice vomiting Hunt
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*wipes hands*
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>Squire
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rev up that asterisk on the game lads
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>>77242917
Stephen Moore unfortunately.
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wow that guy got lucky

if it was jaguares that woulda been a red
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*vomits*
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Got a m8 over so I'm not posting, but enjoy the game lads.
Go Landers love Blues
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>kiwi darby quarterfinal
>dead thread
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>stadium actually plays Rain by Dragon
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based landers
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why is the stadium so empty
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>>77249119
the city got flooded and most of the roads are closed so nobody can get to the stadium
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>failing to score when you have a man up and almost total possession while constantly being in the opponents 22

>landers
>winning superb ugby
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>richie poounga
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>le choke against le lions man should be all blacks 10
"no"
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>read
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>>77249167
still would have been better than barrett
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Kieran mate
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POOSADERS SCORE THE BIG TRY
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Better than jordies abortion of a kick last night
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>>77249208
not by a lot to be honest
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Just got to the house warming lads. No sky, but there is a small mountain of blow, so things aren't all bad.
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>>77249209
Both pretty embarrassing
This is why Carter's an alcoholic
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>>77249119
city is in a state of emergency at the moment extreme flooding and most roads in/out are closed
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Vipbox stream down for anyone else or is it my shitty internet?
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I know Garold shitposter IRL. anyone want pics?
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>double movement
should be a penalty
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>>77249255
Yes
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>>77249247
Vipbox is usually pretty wonky for me at times as well, but running smooth for me today
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>>77249247
Yes
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poolanders are finished
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>>77249247
Need a stream?
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have a look at this but not the obvious short
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>>77249296
Yes boi
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>>77249261
garold and all namefags must be exposed
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>justin marshall
*vomits*
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>>77249306
Here go m8

*pisses on you*
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HOW IS THAT NOT A FUCKING TRY LOOOOL
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>>77249315
Cheers m8
Works a charm
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>>77249307
That's statschink bruv
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So this is how /rug/ dies

With thunderous refball
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Where did the anti Canterbury brigade run away to?
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>that invincible front row
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>>77249367
im here m8

cheeky 3 try brace after the poosaders let their guard down
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>>77249367
here lad

prepare to get #dabbed on :)
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>>77249383
One can dream
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Remember how much Crusader fans cried about the ref last week?
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>>77249406
One autist to be honest
Hurrs played better
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Thanks for unbanning me early janitors! Daily threadly reminder that Hannah Laity is the Queen of /rug/
>>77249307
Please do not doxx me
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nobody should in this team except ben smith and sopoaga
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>>77249425
kys
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>>77249426
should kick*
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>>77249432
>LE GILL YOR SELVE
shouldn't you be watching pewdiepie, kiddo
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POOSADERS TO WIN THE CUP
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suspect call there
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why the fuck isn't Marty Banks on
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>>77249307
Doxx the little cunt
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>>77249406
>>77249420
This. The ref last week made some shit calls both ways but the based Saders last week were trash.
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>>77249425
hannah laity is a dirtbag whore
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FIGHT
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>>77249307
this cunt went to my high school pretty sure he is a legit troll and is probably garold.
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Why is SH rugby so boring?
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>putting the shoulder on ben smith
classy crusaders and classy ref not looking at it
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>>77249500
What school?
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>>77249443
Oh dear.
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>half of stadium occupied
>NZ claiming rugby is most popular sport there
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>>77249529
Eat shit faggot
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marty banks lads
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>>77249529
mate the city is flooded preventing anyone from getting there
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>>77249529
We've discussed this already, half the motorways in the South Island are closed.
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>>77249529
A lot of the South Island has been fucked by the rain these past few days. The Highlanders literally arrived in Crushedchurch today.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/95005138/heathcote-river-floods-in-christchurch
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>>77249529
see
>>77249126
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>that
>not a knock on
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>>77249510
Burnside high.
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>>77249548
>>77249547
>>77249544
>>77249543
Shouldn't match delayed until calm down the storms?
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>>77249564
Same
Did you have Mr Weusten for calculus
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>>77249529
7-1
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>>77249568
storm aint stopping tonight m8
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>>77249571
>le witty divegrass reference
Fuck off
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>lets take a moment to gush over the crusaders
good ol vomit mouth marshall
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>another fucking rain song
UMBRELLA ELLA ELLA EH EH EH
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Why so full stadium?
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>>77249569
Went there also. Had Mr Wilkes
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>>77249589
Based Justin working the queerlanders fans into an absolute frenzy
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>>77249602
I kicked a rugby ball through a window in d block
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>>77249574
Rescheduling for sunday
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>building phases well
>better kick it away
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>>77249615
Do you know Josh Santich?
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>>77249629
Yeah one of the popular blokes 2 years below me, longish hair aye?
ffs so many BHS lads here
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>>77249126
Is it a common phenomenon on islands? Never saw flooded Kiev 2bh.
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>>77249641
rivers mountains and rivers

lots of rain fell and it all goes through the same river and floods the city surrounding it
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>>77249639
Not surprised as it's all Asians that side of town
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Think Scot Barrett may be a better kicker than his brothers tttt lads
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>>77249641
This "country" does not have the best infrastructure.
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>>77249639
Cuck
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>>77249664
Good post, batty boy
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>batty boy
havent heard that one in a while
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>>77249658
Agreed
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at least we beat the lions lads
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More pics of the Queen of /rug/ please.
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>>77249682
I'm still seething over our lions game
0 (zero) tries
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>>77249662
We don't have it either. Even in higher degree.
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>>77249686
how big is his dick do you reckon?
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>that fat cocnut that cant hold a ball
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>>77249697
I'm thinking a size 4 Gilbert
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Reminder to report all garold posts.
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MVP the weather
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gardners been better this half
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>freshcasuals complaining highlanders are kicking too much
kicking is EXACTLY what you do in these atrocious conditions with a weaker pack you fucktards

the problem is they haven't executed it correctly
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>annual rainfall in Ōtautahi (a.k.a. Christchurch)
>623 milimetres
It's half of annual rainfall where I live.
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>>77249736
bc they didn't start Marty Banks, wasting an entire precious half of the game
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>>77249734
That's cause there's no hard-to-see tries for him to shit the bed over. He's usually a decent ref though
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>>77249736
chip kicking in their 22 is NOT what you want to do
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Landers can still win this
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>>77249738
Reports have been saying that the amount of rain in NZ this month so far is already four times the average in July
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>>77249750
Cruden on suicide watch
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>>77249738
It's almost like Brazil is near a forest where it rains a lot. A rainforest if you will
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HEEM'D
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>>77249766
620mm of annuall rainfall only happens in Brazil in driest parts of semiarid zone (where Caatinga occurs)

Pic related
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>le "kick the ball away as soon as we get it" men
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>>77249798
i'll fuck your mum's semiarid zone m8
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CrusaGODS back on winning form lads. As long as we don't see them play like they did against the Hurrs last week, they're guaranteed to win.
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Serranos overvaluated. Cruzados alive.
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ben smith didnt deserve this
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>>77249818
>no front row
Our main effort
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That was a pretty sad match.
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Reminder.
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~!

Literally the best match of the series
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>>77249957
For >>77249949
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>>77249949
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>>77249978
the utter gall of South Africans to even bother posting here
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NRL franchises saving Australia in SR when?
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CAAAAAAAAAANTERBURRRRRRRRRRRRYYY
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sux
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landers 2018 to be frank
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>>77250379
Based Landers Year Guy. Better luck next time
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*Star jumps on your face* Still the Queen of /Rug/ please bow down.
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Smh desu senpai
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Garold you weapon you
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>>77250513
Arrived last night to "AMI Stadium" Game wasn't on till tonight.
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>>77250551
Yeah we told you mate
Lucky the Speights Ale House is around the corner
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>>77249325
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>>77250632
Yes I had the "Blue and Gold" Blue cod and Fish. $30NZD and the Mrs. had "Roast beef for two" $45.
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>>77250659
Cheers /nrl/ we would love to raid /AFL/ with you
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Hey lads, /youf/ poster here. I'm gonna start posting the highlights of the Australian schoolboy cup and who I'm excited for in the future
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>>77250776
You're fucking sick
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If i were to go to NZ at the end of the year for a weeks where should I go lads?
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>>77250822
"AMI Stadium" and "Speights Ale House"
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>>77250822
Sorry, I am afraid to tell you that Aotearoa, AKA New Zealand, is full and shall remain so indefinitely.
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>we are le full xD
Fuck off underage r/4chan browser
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>>77250903
You mean /int/?
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>>77250903
>If I type "le" maybe 4chan will accept me
>I better not (You) him either haha
Time to take a break m8
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/qanda/~~
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I don't (You) redditors
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>>77250974
That's it lad, talk about how much you hate Reddit, then you will be the coolest guy in /rug/. Better delete that Reddit account of yours too while you're at it
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>I have a Reddit account so the rest of /rug/ must too
Hmmm, not sure about this one.
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>>77250868
Not even to travel?
I promise to start and end every day with a routine haka, jug of speights, and a quick dab, justmlike the locals do
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>>77250822
By end if the year do you mean new years? If so I would say Taupo and Rotorua with Gisborne for NYE or Wanaka, Queesntown and Christ church and where ever the Rhythm and alps is for NYE
If not for new years just cut out where the party's are and that will be alright.
Depends what your looking to get out of the holiday 2bh.
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>>77251144
You have no idea what you're talking about. Just leave.
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>>77251253
Nah fuck of namefag queenposter
>>77251223
NYE is a possibility, not sure though, my travel plans are betweennstart of december and end of february, working around uni holidays
>depends what you're looking to get out of it
Just want to see NZ desu, been a bit infatuated with the place since I was watching the lions tour there in 2005 when i was like 12
That aside the nature and stuff you have, obviously go to queenstown for some snowboarding too
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Sharks day today.

Too tired from work to go out what should I order in lads?
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Who are bigger shitposters aussies or kiwis?
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>>77251296
Some authentic indian from christchurch
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>>77251315
Nah mate, I heard they wipe with their hands in christchurch.
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>>77251327
we call that the kiwi kwik wipe
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>>77251289
You won't be snowboarding in December lad. If your in to nature stuff the Rotorua and Taupo region is king 2bh close second would be the Queenstown region. There are some great walks like the tongariro crossing and things you can do but you have to book them far far in advance.
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>>77251144
>and a quick dab
Only the kids do that shit
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>>77251392
ah damn well i've never snowboarder before anyway
forgot i'm not in the NH anymore
Ill have a look at that those thanks
>>77251396
So what do the adults do to pass time?
Bash seals and wives?
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South Africa > New Zealand
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>>77251296
>>77251782
Supreme opinions lads, keep it up
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KEK imagine being a Loins supporter right now.

May as well give the Crusaders the trophy at this point.
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>>77252383
Sharks year breh
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Janties can't handle pressure at all.

Plays brilliantly all regular season, but whenever he hits the finals or something like the All Blacks he goes to shit.
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Reminder the Crusaders lost against a 14man Sharks side in Christchurch a couple of years ago.

Literally the Sharks year lads
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Sharks wont win

They always get shafted in the end
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>13 points
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The absolute state of this kicking
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Haven't had one beer this whole game.
Have to drive to nandos for dinner after this.

Suffering here
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It's over da shorks win da super bowl
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>>77252733
>nandos

nigger
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>>77252763
Then what do I get you faggot. Give me some suggestions.
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Fuck.
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Mvovo jou dom poes
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Unecessary suffering by Leões. The team shall enter moralless in semifnals.
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>>77252672
see
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>>77252934
Yep

Lions and unfortunately the stormers better win their games.

Where's that faggot calling me a nigger.
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>>77253002
go get nandos bru, I was just checking if you were a kaffer
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>>77253020
>>77253020
Already ordered enough for a family of three.

All I've had is a fucking smoothie for breakfast
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>>77253052
laka boet
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unusual amount of saffas in tonight's thread
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>>77253328
Go to bed m8
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>>77253328

it's time the stormers stop choking. maybe this year...
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Typical fucking Newlands scum.

Worst fucking fan base and stadium in the world.
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stormers scrum BTFO
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holy crap, Beaver's putting the hammer down
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Lets go boys
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Based TMO
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I don't know about you lads but I'm really admiring the superior southern hemisphere handling skills on display in this match
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Stormers are losing this game for themselves
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Game sealed
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What a choke
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*logs into the 'chon*

Hello i am here now
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>>77255819

Hi.
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Crusaders v Chiefs lads

/rug/'s most autistic fanbases clash in what will be a battle for the ages
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>>77256942
That's not what the brackets they have in the super rugby website imply/implied.
Should be lions (1) v chiefs (6) and crusaders (2) v hurricanes (5)
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Lions looked very beatable at home tttt
Hurricanes could go the whole way
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what the fuck is going on lads, I don't actually watch the games, I just look for teams to shitpost. For whom should I be shitposting rn?
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>>77259400
Canes 2bh.
Crusaders are the meme classic bandwagon team, can't be that.
Chiefs are Shit Thugs who beat prostitutes and meter maids up, can't support that.
Lions are gross Saffas, can't support that.
Hurricanes are loveable attractive strong and muscular. Plus them winning back to back will be high meme value considering they shouldn't have won with the young inexperienced team last year or this year with their core players sitting out 80% of the season.
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>>77259506
thanks for the quick rundown
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>>77242917
Parisse absolutely. Italy are going to play him until he drops dead
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>>77259614
Plus how can you not support the dab king team
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Saracens = Patriots
>New money, super-successful, everyone hates them, probably cheats
Leicester = Steelers
>old school working class club with cool uniforms and a long history of success. Despite a veneer of classiness both fairly scummy organizations
Wasps = Giants
>big city team that is flaky as shit and occasionally goes on a hot run to win a title
Toulon = Cowboys
>loud, obnoxious super-star team with an annoying owner that gets way more press coverage than it deserves
Clermont-Auvergne = Broncos
>extremely competitive, well-run team in a mountainous region who are almost always contenders but have a long history of choking
Toulouse = 49ers
>used to be the gold standard of cutting-edge attacking play and dynastic success. Now living off past glories and a shadow of their former selves.
Munster = Packers
>proudly blue collar team from an agrarian region with fanatically devoted and kind of inbred fans
Ulster = Bears
>had one brief run of success and are now constantly frustrated at their inability to maintain any kind of consistency
Leinster = Seahawks
>Historically underperforming team that suddenly got their act together and put together a mini-dynasty. Annoying, bandwagon fans
Ospreys = Eagles
>Usually pretty good but never win shit and their fans are always angry and bitter
Northampton = Ravens
>Successful and well-supported but almost comically dirty team. Saints-Tigers rivalry stands in for the Steelers-Ravens rivalry
Harlequins = Dolphins
>gaudy uniforms and party boy players who occasionally hint at bigger things but it usually doesn't amount to much
London Irish = Jets
>big city team that wears green uniforms and is the laughing stock of the league
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>>77259926
Autism
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Is Sharcks guy still here? Fuck your loser team.
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>>77260889
Yeah m8 ama
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>Margin of win is 2
>Closest pick was 4
>Bonus point is awarded anyway.

How the FUCK is this allowed?

Also, fuck the loins for ruining my single digit TDM round.
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The MIGHTY Chiefs
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>>77260101
Hating this influx of newcunts 2bh lads.
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End times lads
>26
>past the point of being seen as having potential for anything
>shit minimum wage job
>no qualifications
>still living at home
>all friends have moved on and got girlfriends and even starting to have kids
>3am and on 4chan
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>>77260101
Nice facebook meme
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>>77263426
Pull a Linken Park and join slipknot
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>>77263426
Sort your shit out son.
Go and do a course or start an apprenticeship.
Do it this year.
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>>77265062
Kys mongrel chink faggot
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>>77266509
Wtf literal 14 year old
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>>77266662
If I ever see you kid, I'll fucking kinghit you
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>>77249620
Fuck off beaner.
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Hope you've done enough chores for an afternoon beer anon.
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>>77267135
no money to buy a nice beer
blew through my weeks budget on protein and petrol
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>gayrold banned again
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>>77267728
thank god
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>>77267728
That's what he gets for posting pics of my girlfriend on this shit site
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>>77267926
>my gf
British levels of delusion.
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>>77266509
Statsmongrel is fucking hideous
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>>77267728
Was actually washing my car.
>>77267926
This is your girlfriend m8.
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>>77267973
Don't ever reply to me again
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>>77267981
StatsGod is omniscient. (knowing all things)

StatsGod is omnipresent. (being everywhere)

StatsGod is omnipotent. (all powerful)

StatsGod is omnific. (creating all things)

StatsGod is perfection.

StatsGod is vigilant. StatsGod is holy. StatsGod is sinless. StatsGod is sanctified. StatsGod is all powerful. StatsGod is multiple. StatsGod is multi-lingual. StatsGod is multi-national. StatsGod is multi-faceted. StatsGod is triune.

StatsGod is love. StatsGod is compassionate. StatsGod is patient. StatsGod is trusting. StatsGod is honourable. StatsGod is righteous. StatsGod is giving. StatsGod is generous. StatsGod is gracious. StatsGod is benevolent

StatsGod is understanding. StatsGod is fair. StatsGod is just. StatsGod is merciful. StatsGod is unceasing. StatsGod is tenacious. StatsGod is never-ending. StatsGod is healing.

StatsGod is commanding. StatsGod is long-suffering. StatsGod is tolerant. StatsGod is rational. StatsGod is forgiving. StatsGod is giving. StatsGod is unconditional. StatsGod is team-teaching. StatsGod is timely. StatsGod is obedient. StatsGod is serving.

StatsGod is demanding. StatsGod is a perfectionist. StatsGod is jealous. StatsGod is hating (hating sin). StatsGod is punishing. StatsGod is judgemental. StatsGod is war-like. StatsGod is vindictive.

These are all descriptive of your StatsGod and my StatsGod, the one true StatsGod. They in our simple human ways describe StatsGod and identify Him for everyone.

The one I like the best though, is the one StatsGod Himself tells to Daniel as Daniel stands talking with StatsGod on the mountain.

StatsGod says to tell the people that "I AM THAT I AM" is the name of the StatsGod of /cric/ "I AM sent you."
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statsmicrodick
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>>77267989

Go back to /nrl/ you plebian. Your kind aren't welcome here.
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>>77267985
Even to tell you to take your garbage back to /cric/?
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statsdeadmeme
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>>77268006
statsgod trancends generals
also he's vehemently anti plebgue
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poopeeland
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Stats"""""god""""""" is the type of guy to sit down to pee as not to upset his mum
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Think the old /rug/ needs a bit of a clean out lads.
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>>77268065
I sit down to piss when I'm drunk, no issue admitting that desu
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Fucked the Asian girl lads.
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>>77268086
Thats fair, I usually just piss outside when drunk. Hungover I sit down because odds are I'll have to booze poos too and I'm pretty unstable with a bad hangover.
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>>77268115
based sunwolves customer
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>>77268046
I'm a rugby player why would I go to talk about cricket
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Lying in bed listening to the rain lads, feeling v. v. comfy
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>>77268115
Nobody cares about Asians it's all about Hannah Laity.
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>>77268159
Because that's where your faded "banter" originated.
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What are you talking about you idiot
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Reminder to report all Gayrold posts.
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>>77268281
hownew.ru
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Oh dear.
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You're a mong mate
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Freshcunts get the fuck out of /rug/
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Dear oh dear.
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>>77268352
>>77268429
I've encountered you before
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This should be good.
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I like to put me todge in freshcunts
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>>77268452
Bit gay 2bh.
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Is dabposting a newcunt gimmick? It only appeared on /rug/ this year.
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>>77268457
>having sex with women is gay
what
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Any poosaders shitters in this thread?

I'm gonna kick your ass
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>>77260889
Auckland international September 3rd, come say that to me, I'll be waiting
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>>77268470
*dabs at you disrespectfully*
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>>77268520

Don't forget your visa lad, wouldn't want you to be sent back the way you came.
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>>77268513
>frogposter
>ass
I can guarantee you'd be eating pavement within a second of glancing at me

trip on shitspouter
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My money's on Sharks guy
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>>77268534
Well not if you're a Cuntabrian. Known cowards 2bh.
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>>77268520
Come down to Tauranga instead mate, no way am I going up to that shithole.
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Just took a massive Bay of Plenty lads
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>>77268545
We aren't actually, northern sissy
Keep inventing shit to make yourself feel better, though.
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>>77268569
I'm from Dunners lol
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>>77268572
No you aren't
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I'm not from Dunners, ama.
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I'd die to be in a warm Pacific Island with the Queen or /rug/ RN. So cold here!
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>>77268588
Stop posting these pictures or I'll call the police
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Only casuals hate Garold
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>>77268577
Whstever you say sport
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>>77268596
Then despite my vast rugby knowledge and 3+ year service in /rug/, I would be described as an "ultra-casual"
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Good to see paranoia and hatred blossoming in Crushedchurch
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http://www.fq.co.nz/missfq/fitspo/health-wellbeing/day-in-the-life-hannah-laity

>2 pm: It is around this time of the day that I tackle my chores! Working full time leaves me with a forever-growing to do list

Going out for breakfast at 9am before a 10am workout and midday lunch sure as shit means you're not working full time.
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Good to see GOATness and Championships flowering in Christchurch
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>>77268586
Do you dislike the new wave of freshcunt Cantabrians as much the rest if us?
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Reminder that Christchurch literally runs nz/sp/.

This board should be renamed Canterspee because Canterbury and Sports are so entwined with one another.
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>>77268623
Word is the only reason she got a job at pwc us because he told the Hurricanes he would only stay in Wellington if his gfs could get a job so they sorted something out.
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>>77268636
Awful attempt at a first post freshie.
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>>77268636
cringe
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>>77268595
Is that so you can report your daddy for beating mummy after that highlanders loss?
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Oh fucking dear.
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>>77268623
She looks 32 not 23.
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>despise Canterbury
>Immediately suck the dick of Crusaders players when they're called up to the ABs
cannot fathom the mental gymnastics an ABC has to go through on a daily basis
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Crusaders in championship watch
"Oh dear"poster on passive aggressively crying "him"self to sleep watch
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For fucks sake
This regurgitated /cric/ "banter" is making me ill
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You realise /cric/ didn't invent this style of posting
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>>77268670
>able to put aside provincial meme rivalries for the international team
??????

why is this bad
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Latesr wave of freshies confirmed as all seething Cuntabrian lads
How do we repel them?
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>>77268690
Yes yess, nrl via cric
Congratulations genius
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>>77268692
I'm a cantabrian and I'm not new

someone post Trinh Duc
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>le grig boogeyman
Grow up
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>>77268692
canes or chiefs winning the cup

but then we get seething fresh welly cunts instead

chiefs are unironically the best choice here since nobody watches union in hamilton or south auckland
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>>77268696
Not even that, au/sp/ in general is regurgitated vintage /epl/
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>>77268698
Based GESus enlightening the masses
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>>77268703
>nobody watches union in Hamilton
Really? I thought Hamilton was a union stronghold like Christchurch and Dunners

Auckland and Wellington seem to be less union orientated
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>>77268697
Cantabrians are born casual on the back if a bandwagon.
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Just took a massive literal state of this thread, lads.
Think I had too much chilli last night
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>>77268704
I'm gonna have to say I'm impressed.
AMS?
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>>77268718
>literal
You literally need to look up what this word means in a dictionary
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>>77268704
this HAS to be daniel
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>>77268716
I was born before Super Rugby existed, when Auckland dominated the NPC and Canterbury sucked

>>77268723
AMS was a massive casual, only posted during the RWC
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>>77268718
You're the best poster here, all the Kiwis have gone rotten
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>>77268735
Now I'm gonna have to say I'm REALLY impressed
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>>77268736
Thanks.
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>>77268730
Nah, he only came to /sp/ in 2014
I just used to browse back when I played fantasy divegrass
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>>77268736
Already arrived at Auckland airport? That was quick
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>>77268751
Maybe he'll pop by the dunkin donuts and say hi
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>>77268735
You were born before 1996?
WOW what was it like grandad?
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>>77268751
Reckon you can take the saffa shitspouter?
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>>77268772
If he could he wouldn't continually dodge me
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Post yfw Full 80™ LRC
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>>77268772
>>77268777
I think he needs my help
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I'm absolutely not making the new thread. Someone step up for once. Better be fucking good too.
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>>77268777
Better look out, he has a brown belt in poojitsu
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>>77268803
Please lad, I was about to ask you to make one.
I would but I am phoneposting right now, and if you knew anything about South Africa's telecommunication infrastructure, you would know how troublesome it is to make them
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Best game of the quarters?
Worst?
Best player performance?
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>>77268815
I'm on my phone in bed.
I made this fucking thread on my phone and it's a pain in the orse
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>>77268822
>>77268822
>>77268822
>>77268822
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>>77268817
worst was easily the crusaders landers 'game'
one sided, wet, slow and boring

remind me never to watch flooded rugby
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>>77268817
Lions Sharks was good
Poosaders Highlanders was awful
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>>77268834
Guaranteed this is a Cantabrian
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Might just stay in this thread
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