/F1/ GENERAL Smugberg Edition

First for ricci wdc

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2nd for Pinkhams plump bum

>McLaren-Renault only possible option for McLaren
>Drivers for the Hungary test were announced, Palmer cucked out by Renault

Here, have some good news

4th for no germans allowed in /f1/

>>77206554
nth for OP is a fucking Hamilton loving NIGGER

>>77206593

McLaren's only real option is Honda. It is so clear that they are going to stick with them. It would be such a shitshow just for them to get a Renault engine which probably won't see upgrades until 2018 and will likely never be as good as a Merc or Ferrari.

I honestly don't think Honda is quite as incompetent as they appear. Sure they've had a lot of time to improve but they are playing eternal catch up. Sure it kills the Alonso but if Honda can put together even a half-decent engine for these regulations and then start looking at the 2021 new PU, I do think they could bring out something excellent when given enough prep time as all the other manufacturers.

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>you now remember Fake Lotus #2

eric boullier makes me physically sick

>Halo confirmed for 2018

>>77206688

It would make sense if the problem was merely performance based, if it was just a slow engine the thing would be understandable, Honda is infact at least 3 years behind the other manufacters but by now one would expect the engine to actually work, they were not out of the points by a matter of power but just because the engine couldn't finish a full race week-end and this is a big problem one can't just keep on with. A Renault engine is not on Ferrari/Merc level obv but at least is a bit more reliable and that's what McLaren needs until the new engine formula since it's clear they can't aim at winning

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>>77206800
Does the size of his head turn you on?

>>77206800
Are you the same Aussie who thinks smoking makes you look cool to 12 year old girls?

Quick OP, time to make a new thread.

Last two digits are the number of points PAL gets in his F1 career

>>77206855
Maybe. I'm having a durry right now.

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>>77206918
Do you like his smoker's teeth?

>>77206929
A good clean and some whitening treatment will fix those.

I've seen worse.

>>77206949
Those are as white as his teeth are going to get.

>>77207208
Eat less and exercise more or kysys yourself then

>>77207208
start smoking if you're not already

it's great as an appetite suppressant

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Now that the dust has settled, digits for a honey badger win next race

>>77206512
>1. Sebastian Vettel 177 points
>2. Lewis Hamilton 176 points
>1(One) point
Huehuhehue whiteboi btfo

>>77207237
My mother is going to kill me when she finds out I smoke.

>>77207208
Have an ice cream on me Nick. It's no use, you'll never be healthy.

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>>77207289
>constantly 4th or 5th for both hamilton and vettel
>both finished 7th once so far
>mfw they will both be utterly BTFO by BO77AS

>>77207296
well there's >>77207208
>when she passes away my life won't have purpose anymore.
that problem solved.

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>>77207208
Nick I'm in Wales for my job and I just got to the hotel.

Genuinely wondering how hard you would find it to use the toilet for my room?

>>77207289
hamilel was one point behind BOSSBERG at this point of the season last year too

>>77207293
I kek'd. Have a (You)

>>77207208

/sp/ is not for diet blogs
Go to >>>/fit/

>>77207334
is there a fecal inspection shelf?

>>77207315
I've already had 2 today

>>77207334
I won't fit

>>77207334
>cold tap and separate hot tap
there is no excuse for that, stay 3rd world britshits

What circuits would you like to see return? What circuits can be scrapped?

>>77207393
dig out Istanbul GP and fly it to USA

>>77207372
It looks better.

Hot water barely works anyway here.

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>>77207416
>Hot water barely works anyway here

>>77207393

Get rid of:
>COTA
>Yas Marina
>Shanghai
>Socchi
Return:
>Long Beach
>Imola
>Watkins Glen
>Nurburgring
>Estoril

>>77207393

Would really like to see Istanbul with those new cars, maybe Imola too but i want Monza to stay more. Just kill Sochi for all I care.

>>77207416
>Hot water barely works anyway here.

Confirmed 3rd world desu, plus it doesn't looks better by any mean

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>>77207393
I wanted Magny Course back, but I can't complain that 2018 will have Paul Ricard
Also Estoril

>>77207393
>What circuits would you like to see return?
montjuic, watkins glen and kyalami

>What circuits can be scrapped?
silverstone so the nigger can never win there again.

I don't like Barcelona either. Or Shanghai.

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>>77207430
I'm in a cheap hotel in bum fucking nowhere south west Wales. It tastes a millennia to heat up.

The toilet door doesn't have a lock or inside handle, the TV doesn't work and I have to lie down on the floor to just barely get a signal.

But I do have WiFi so there is that.

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>>77207393
I want the f1 logo circuit

>>77207393
Bring back Buenos Aires :c

>>77207484
The entirety of Wales is, literally, bum fucking nowhere

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>>77207493

With this layout

https://twitter.com/RacingLines/status/887679942930178049

fuck this shit

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>>77207534

JUST

>>77207493
>>77207521
I heard this place hasn't had a cent spent on it since the last grand prix and is super run down.

it's probably in a worse state than Hermanos Rodrigues was.

>>77207334
Post mini fridge

>>77207521

Probably they'd go to Rio Hondo if Argies decide to have a GP.

>>77207484
Prisoners have it better off. Probably less of a chance of getting buggered in the showers in prison too

>>77207585
>>77207552
>>77207521
They started doing repairs and investment in the Galvez since the beginning of the year. Rio Hondo is GOAT and already hosts MotoGP. But Bernie wanted to have the circuit in Buenos Aires and not in Santiago del Estero.

Potrero de los Funes also has a goat circuit. Such a shame. If F1 came back it would probably sell out every year. People already flock from province to province to watch Turismo Carretera (longest racing competition still active)

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I think we all need to just take a moment to pray for WAGlads safe return up North from Wales. Nobody deserves this fate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxnokRvrcvI

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>>77207642
>Potrero de los Funes also has a goat circuit. Such a shame. If F1 came back it would probably sell out every year. People already flock from province to province to watch Turismo Carretera (longest racing competition still active)
beautiful ring road.

>>77207521
F

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>>77207600
I can hear the gentle moans of sheep.

>>77207650
Plz do.

What an I having for dinner lads?

Raikkonen

>>77207756
Ow my neck

>>77207756
get the lamb shank la

>>77207756
Cumberland sausage should be alright. What drinks have they got on offer though?

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this has been the best season of racing since _____.

>>77207659
Why can't f1 race at cool and interesting tracks like this?
Why does it have to be tilke dromes in the desert instead?

>>77207534
wgaf its a dead sport anyway

Cars already look like shit, sound like shit and MWL isn't ending anytime soon.

>>77207459
Ir F1 returns to Portugal, ir would be at Algarve circuit..
Estoril merda improvements.

>>77207917
*needs

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>>77207917

Algarve looks like the lovechild between Montmelò and Estoril desu

>>77207534
I don't get it lads, Massa's crash was 8 (eight) years ago. Why suddenly bring in cockpit covers now?

Freak accidents will sadly always happen, Halo wouldn't have helped Alonso in Australia and it wouldn't have saved Jules.

>>77207827
It's got a pub attached so standard stuff.

>tfw had to pop into Aldi to get stuff and the till girl looked like a bit of slag but she had that God tier accent and lovely demeanor.

I get turned on by the littlest of things.

>>77207393

Here's an objectively correct list:

BRING BACK
>Memestanbul Park
>Brands Hatch
>Watkins Glen
>Magny Cours (inb4 le boring track lmao)
>Old Memeckenheim
>Old Osterreichring

DROP FOR SURE
>Shanghai
>Sochi
>Mexico
>Yassss Marina

PROBABLY COULD DO WITH A DROPPING
>Singapore
>Silverstone (its a good track but its just so incredibly overdone)
>Shittenheim

In a way I kind of hate the "go back to the same places every year" thing. I get it and I get how the contracts work but it would be nice for there to be more variation from season to season. Races can always be good but its hard to get excited about Catalunya or Monaco or Silverstone every year for the 1000th time when all the drivers and even semi-attentive viewers know the tracks so inside and out that they know exactly when overtakes can happen and where. I really can't even think of that many "unique" or "unusual" overtakes from the past years aside from some of the Verstappen rain moves like the one in Beckett's which might actually be the only time someone has overtaken there in modern F1.

Why not have a more rotating calendar? Have an EuroGP that goes from Imola to Magny Cours to Nurburgring etc. Have an Asian GP that rotates Malaysia, Fuji, even Shanghai would be bearable every 3-5 years. Just make the races cheaper to host. I am actually amazed that a place like Silverstone supposedly can't turn a profit from all those attendees, must have gotten turbojewed by Bernie like there's no tomorrow. Or then theyre just trying to jew more money because muh heritage on a track that's less than a decade old.

>>77207534
>car flips up side down and catches on fire
>Whoops, I guess canopies weren't such a brilliant idea after all

>>77207987
>Halo would have complicated things for Alonso in Australia

FTFY

>>77207534
>WEC fucked because P1 is too expensive
>F1 fucked because FIA's half-assed safety measures

WE INYDYCAR & IMSA NOW

>>77207454
>>77207468
>>77208063

>Get rid of Shanghai

You serious, my dudes?

>>77208075
While I don't want halo or Shields (if you want it go all out and make them closed cockpit) that argument is pretty much non existent.

It doesn't happen in LMP1 and with a proper safety crew the response time would be short enough to deal with fires.

That should be the first thing F1 changes. Get a dedicated safety crew that goes to every race. Stop relying on meme local marshals for places like Baku.

>>77208063
>Brands Hatch
Why? Zero overtaking lol because that track is for go-karts, not safe enough (see below) can't even use the full layout because people who moved into houses next to the track fully aware they were moving into a house next to a motor racing venue complain about the noise
>Watkins Glen
Why? Track would be butchered and ruined completely a la Silverstone, Hockenheim and Österreichring if they wanted to make it safe enough
>Magny Cours
le boring track lmao
Why? Dozens of times worse than Silverstone, nobody wants to go to the track because it's 100km from civilisation, it has stupid, unnecessary chicanes that spread out the field far too much, that final chicane is atrocious and the pit straight is flanked on either side by 200m of asphalt so the racing line isn't even on the track at all (why don't they fucking put some kerbs on there to discourage that shit????)

>>77207484

Great Britain is honestly bordering on third world tier when it comes to housing.

I never thought much of Finnish houses and build quality, but the more I travel and the more I hear stories, houses are fucking terrible everywhere outside from Northern Europe. So many English houses would straight up be condemned and closed off here because of all the mold and water damage.

A Finnish friend I know is living in Australia and he has to sleep in full sweatpants and sweatshirt at night in the ""winter"" because the houses are so poorly insulated. I wear shorts indoors at home regardless of time of year because the temperature indoors is always the same, give or take 3-4 celcius.

>>77207497
this

beautiful scenery, but you feel like you travel 20 years back in time in terms of infrastructure.

>>77208162
depends where you live honestly. the closer you get to london, the better everything generally is. (disregarding the shit parts of london, but they are slowly being gentrified as well)

>>77207393
AVUS

>>77208162
>tfw was gonna say that this is just a hotel and my house is better but then I remembered we pulled up the carpet in the hall because of soaked in cat piss in the ancient carpet

>>77208160

Brands Hatch because its a fun track and it would atleast be a sort of outlier in the sort of tracks F1 goes to. Maybe this isn't the best thing in real life entertainment-wise but I just really want to see a modern f1 car take those corners.

Watkins Glen in it's current layout. The current layout could easily be maintained if FIA didn't go crazy on the safety. Just put non-metal guardrails like they have on all tracks now and MAYBE put some FIA approved tarmac runoff. And even then, you could simply move the barriers further away from the track. Granted I doubt WG has anywhere close to the sort of funds to make this happen or to upgrade the facilites to a Grade 1, but a man can dream. The track in itself is fantastic to say the least. Location is nowhere near optimal though. especially now that Formula E had their New York spectacle and whatnot, normal people aren't going to want to travel that far.

>>77208230
do u fug ur cat?

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HALO CONFIRMED FOR 2018

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/strategy-group-halo-shield-decision-932802/

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/strategy-group-halo-shield-decision-932802/

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/strategy-group-halo-shield-decision-932802/

RIP F1

>>77208270
>Sources say nine out of 10 teams voted against the Halo, but the FIA said it would become part of the regulations for 2018 on safety grounds.

We need to kill FIA.

>>77208241
M8 for WG at the very least the chicane would have to change to be more bus stop like.

First corner would also probably get extended so it produced more of a cut back. Actually maybe the opposite and they put the first corners from Mexico there.

>>77208149
How often does lmp1 cars flip over tho?
The exposed wheels and low down noses do have a tendency to flip cars over during contact, so that kind of accident would probably be more common in f1.

FIA OUT
FIA OUT
FIA OUT
FIA OUT
FIA OUT

>>77208270
They said that last year as well.

>>77208287
Same as F1 due to navigating GT traffic. Admittedly AF Corse hasn't claimed any LMP1 cars for a while

>>77208285
if one of those 9 is ferrari there's still hope

also FUCK MERCEDES FOR INVENTING THAT THING REEEEEEEEE

the only thing the halo protects driver from is flying wheels.

when was the last time you saw a wheel go flying in an F1 crash anyway? there's at least 6 tethers attaching wheel to car

>>77208398
Mercedes are just the FIA's go to for any development stuff. The FIA pay them for it.

They were originally developing airbags for F1 cars before the HANS device. The FIA then tasked then with making it smaller and able to fit an F1 cockpit.

What if they make the halo transparent like Shield?

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>>77208452
No! Children need heterosexual parents.

>Go eat dinner
>Come back
>Halo is alive, F1 is kill

Shit

>>77208427

I'mpretty sure a wheel detached this year, maybe Baku but it wasn't the race

>>77208285
Any guesses on who the 1/10 is?

>>77208579
Sauber

No basis for this.

>>77208270
lul

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>>77208577

>>77208579
I bet it's Haas

>>77208162
You hanging out with poor people again Perkele?

The whole Halo thing is just FIA covering their asses.

>Now we have the cockpit protection, so let's have some tractors on the run-off areas while the next Bianchi is speeding under yellows

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Fuck off FIA. F1 is not a fucking show.

>>77208579
must have been mercedes, after all is their creation

>>77208597

Thanks

>>77208599

>Haas
>Upsetting Ferrari

No m8, I'd go with the absolute madmen Sauber

>>77208638
I typed that before remembering Sauber, I guess you're right

BASED BRUNDLE.

>It's not been the best of weeks and now I see the 'halo' has been approved for 2018 along with appropriate weight increase. Plain ugly

https://twitter.com/MBrundleF1/status/887737156638322690

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if Alonso's car had a halo here, he'd probably lose his head

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>>77208663
fuck wrong one

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>>77208620
>improving the show
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>77207534
Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault

>>77208620
>Improving the show
Horns in the cars instead of blue flags.

>>77208732
/f1/'s boy has deserted them

What do they need extra cockpit protection for anyway?
Shield or Halo is going to do jack shit against wheels, or entire cars like >>77208677
Halo isn't going to stop debris, and the drivers are wearing helmets anyway.

Calm down, current cars are too long and have those awful steep and clitnoses already. Halo is not going to make it much worse

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*steals your championship*

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>>77208888
nice digits la

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>>77208888

>>77208888

Wew

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>>77208888

https://twitter.com/f1fanatic_co_uk/status/887742643232534529

C U C K C U C K C U C K

>>77208955
https://twitter.com/lo_chifung/status/887744135859490817

wew

>>77208955
what a fucking moronic statement

>>77208955
The tires are already connected by thick wires, they're going way too far with all the safety bullshit

>>77209000
>The tires are already connected by thick wires
not if Toro Rosso has anything to do with it

>>77208981
He would with the shield but not the halo.

>>77208981
>A pathetic excuse for a roll-bar on a car going 300km/h+ into a concrete wall would've kept the driver alive
What

>>77209038
insinuating Senna was killed by the suspension arm penetrating his helmet rather than the impact with the wall

>>77208663
fuck I forgot when chelsea sponsored sauber lol

fuck the french pinguin manlet

https://twitter.com/lo_chifung/status/887746396417380352

>Justin Power

So will 2017 be looked back on as the last year F1 cars looked good?

>>77209030
>>77209038
He is clearly joking retards

>>77209057
I'm pretty sure he would've died regardless. Even in the 2017 cars it would be pretty bad if they hit a concrete wall at 200km/h+. Halo, shield, or nothing.

>>77209095
tfw i asked for that to be made

Possible voter against
>Mercedes: possible
>Ferrari: not possible
>Red Bull: not possible
>Williams: not likely
>Force India: not likely
>Toro Rosso: not possible
>Haas: not possible
>Renault: possible
>McLaren: not likely
>Sauber: not likely

Mercedes, possible because who knows
Mercedes's teams, I'm not sure about how strong is the connection with Mercedes so it's possible they made a choice despite Mercedes's one
Ferrari, Haas would have followed
Red Bull, Toro Rosso would have followed
McLaren and Sauber, not likely because they were both involved in incidents where Halo would have caused more porblems, plus they don't want to make enemies in the paddock.
Renault, free enough to make a personal choice without link strong enough to force clients to do the same

>>77209113

And we had fins/t-wings anyway
Sad!

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>>77208888

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>>77209113
Look at this nose and tell me this shit looks good

>>77209113
Maybe they can design the 2018 cars in such a way that the Halo looks alright. I like it better than Shield anyway, it just needs improvements

Would Halo not make the cars faster since it's results in a more natural airflow?

>>77208888

>he didn't bet money on a bottas WDC within 10 minutes of the official announcement

if you think le stone cold autist (even by finnish standards) isn't going to win against le rapping party nigger then jesus christ

Hamilton is going to go down as the literal all time pole sitter record holder who lost a championship two years in a row to considerably less highly rated Finnish(ish) drivers.

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>>77209182
Would you like this more?

Kek, just realised the biggest loser out of this islikely to be the companies who make diecast car models of F1 cars.

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>>77209187
>yfw they add wings to the halo in 2019

>>77209183
yeah that's what I was thinking, in the tests the Halo was just bolted onto the car but next year the design will incorporate the Halo so hopefully won't look as bad

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Who /oink/ here?

>>77209202

>Giving (you)'s to THAT favela monkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0U-f_5Fiwg
Anyone know what happened there?

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>>77209202
what? No

Its still super wide, unnaturally steep and long.

THIS is how a nose should look like

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>>77209248

/oink/!

>lets make this ""sport"" where dudes get paid more annually than the average person in a first world country gets paid in a lifetime, where they race the undisputed fastest cars on track ever created so safe that they literally cannot even injure themselves in the process

What the fuck.

Look I'm not saying "drivers should die ebin :DDD" but what the fuck, these dudes get paid like tens of millions a year, they enjoy the living shit out of their job. There was ONE DEATH in the past fucking two decades which was more attributable to race control "misjudgment", abhorrent conditions, driver error, driver disregard for rules, track marshall retartedness and a bunch of other factors. Why fuck up the aesthetic pleasure of the cars for this?

Charlie Whiting should have been sacked on the spot at Japan. We all know why he wasn't. Apparently not retiring a grey-haired millionaire is more important than preserving the sport itself.

Its also odd that you never hear ANY comment on how fucking stupid it was to put a tractor on the track in that fucking corner in Suzuka? Those dudes probably work Suzuka every other weekend or some shit, I'm sure theyre aware that it's not a smart place to put a tractor.

Why not set up this rule: Speed under double yellows equals instant race ban. No Bianchi deaths. No Halo nigger shit, fuck I am so mad at FIA for being FAGGOTS INSPECTING ANUSES

>>77209280
What's Kubica doing there?

>>77209387
french crying kubica

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>>77209358
We spent an entire YEAR looking at this. We a have a half billion dollar team fighting for last place for 3 years and a team winning almost every race for 4 years. Do you honestly expect good judgment or any logic from anyone controlling this sport?

>>77209193
>he didn't bet money on a bottas WDC the second nico announced his retirement

>>77209460
The 2016 spoilers are so pathetic

>>77209531
>spoiler
TOOTHPASTES WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT AERODYNAMICS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Other sources says that actually 10/10 teams voted IN FAVOR of Halo introduction

>>77209589
Christ, the rear wing looks bad, alright

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>>77209531
>spoiler

dutch /f1/ posters should be all locked into a container and thrown into the ocean

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>>77209460

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I'm here to stay

>>77209460
>he doesn't like the dick noses
fag

>>77209703
They should get Jos'd

>>77209703
That's how you spell Brazilian. Compared to that faggot the toothpastes are fine.

>>77209772
just go away old man

>>77209703
>>77209794

Upside down boot is right you know

>>77209703
Why waste a good container?

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>they are actually going to introduce halo protection next year

>>77209794
>>77209818
Aren't you tired of getting btfod by me?

go watch anime losers

SEMEN SLURPING SPORT

>>77209896
I thought you were the anime loser

>>77208663
It still amazes me how that front right tire endured all that shit
>>77208842
But it would stop Bianchi, which is the only reason FIA are shoving the halo down our throats. They know it was 50% their fault so they don't want to risk their reputation again.
>>77209358
agree. They're all grown men, (except amx and stroll lel) they should know what the risks are and what they're getting into. If they are not willing to take the risk they should just go to DTM or some other shit like that. Someone else will take their seat.
>>77209531
>>spoiler
>>77209703
2bh Nick not fatposting again is one of the best things that has ever happened to /sp/. Same with that retarded german otaku weeaboo. We only need to get rid of delusional toothpastes, retarded aussies, and pro senna favela monkeys. Same goes to Bahamabro if he doesn't behave.

How many of you faggot whining niggers complaining about halo are still gonna watch F1 next year?

Yeah, that's what I thought. Now shut the fuck up cucks.

@77209896

Who are (you) exactly?

>>77209912
>But it would stop Bianchi

>Carbon fiber winning against concrete
Thought you were an architect and knw this kind of stuff

>>77209915
fantastic post

>>77208654
Brundle has always been against the halo
https://my.mixtape.moe/wieyti.mp4

>>77209915

I've been watching less races year by year. Maybr next year is a good year to watch something else instead.

>>77209460

No I absolutely don't haha. Fuck the FIA, that whole organization is such a massive outdated tumor in the side of this supposedly reforming F1.

Who else do you think benefits monetarily from this supposed Halo announcement and progression?

Why do you think the guys who thought about buying F1 (tihs right here is a pure assumption that Carey and Co. know and maybe even enjoy F1) wouldnt have been aware of such things

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*continues blocking your championship*

>>77209915
All I actually want is to see this sport burn to ground. But you shouldn't be bothered, fanboys screaming only make it better.

The harder it burns down, bigger are the chances of it becoming great again in the future, and if it dies indefinitely, i'll be ok

>>77209998
>almost quads

>>77209950
they make concrete trucks in italy? wow

>>77209211
Jesus you're right. Uptick in sales for classic models though

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>energy drink
>bottled water
>vodka
>whiskey
>beer

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>>77210050

Backs of tractors and cranes are filled with concrete to balance they weight they lift

>>77208663
>>77208677
No he wouldnt

>>77210088
>motor oil

http://www.thedrive.com/start-finish/12638/ferrari-offers-sebastian-vettel-3-year-138-5-million-contract-extension-report-says
>138.5 million in three years
>138.5 million in three years
>138.5 million in three years
>138.5 million in three years
>138.5 million in three years

>>77210088
>hype

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Quick, you have 30 seconds to draw a circuit in paint that you would like

>>77210157
>if he were to stay with Ferrari, his friend and teammate Kimi Raikkonen must also be offered a new contract

Little fag

>>77210088

>desert in Africa

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https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/headlines/2017/7/halo-protection-system-to-be-introduced-for-2018.html

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>>77210157
Honestly I just want wonderkid Leclerc in Ferrari asap

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>>77210190

>>77210157
>The Finn was reportedly given a $5.7 million renewal option
Christ, that's a big difference

>>77210055
Which already sell well as it is, I would bet.

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>>77210157
>tfw you've been bullied so hard you will only sign a contract if you can keep your useless old pet Fin who won't challenge you
What a cuck lmao

>YWN have a relationship like Seb and Kimi

Why even live bros?

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>>77210180

>>77210180
shit! it took me 38 seconds!

>>77210278
Does the long straight go under or over the rest?

>>77210291
Both I hope

Breakaway series when?

>>77210211

>Kimi stays one year
>The prodigy arrives after 1 year at Haas
>The future GOAT beats Vettel, Vettel goes away and retires happily at the end of the contract
>Gio steps in after he made some consistent seasons in other teams

GOAT lineup by new engine formula arrives

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What's your favorite track to drive in games?

Mine would be between Suzuka and Imola, although I kinda started liking pic related. Sector 1 and the first half of sector 2 are nice. The rest is awkward as fuck though.

>>77210291
They're all on the same level for AMXimum carnage/entertainment.
F1 is a show, after all.

>>77210314
I have yet to try a race game with actual race tracks. What game would you recommend? Currently waiting for F1 2017

>>77210334
all of them are good really
watch gameplay or reviews to see which interests you the most
or wait for F1 2017

>>77210334

Assetto Corsa

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>>77210180
Took me like 3 seconds la

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>>77210157
Makes in a month what his teammate earns in a year

>>77210308
Might just Switch to FE 2bh. Been fairly entertaining just hope they get rid of fan boost meme

>>77210314
Bathurst

>>77210348
I have to say I do not own a steering wheel

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>>77210334
It depends. If you want quality and realism you can go for >>77210348 or follow this >>77210347

One of the best ever F1 games is F1 Challenge 99-02 but it's also quite old. I really like it so I found a 1950-2016 mod which is pretty great, and is the only game I play. The graphics and physics are quite outadated since it's a game from 2003 on steroids, but it's still great. (pic related)

>>77210350
dude your Mugello got TILKED

>>77210419
Man those graphics look silly. The RH mods were the best ones.

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>>77210180

>>77210438
Its the future m8. Tilked tracks and covered cars.

>>77210500
Nice kitty

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>>77210268

>tfw you're so fucking good that on top of $45 million a year, you can demand that they let your BFF drive the other car, despite the fact he can barely even drive anymore

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>>77210180
sry for poor design of veins I mean access roads

>>77209358
10/10 rant, would angrily nod my head in agreement with again. Ah well, wr'll have halo for a year and then they'll have sorted out le funny windscreen :DDDd which wont seem so had after all. Also, Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault Vettee's fault

>>77210653
>Bianchi's fault Bianchi's fault Bianchi's fault Bianchi's fault Bianchi's fault Bianchi's fault


FTFY
>double waved yellows mean go fast as possible to make up time amirite?

Who was better. the HAM knob measurements of /f1/ or goo gook duck?

https://twitter.com/shiohitoshi/status/887506947431321600

>>77210157
>>77210190
>>77210268
Nepotism at its finest. If it keeps Gimi in the sport and off the streets long may it continue.

Are there any cliques in F1? Who hangs out with who? Who would you hang with?

>>77210157
desu I hope Kimi finds his balls again, retires and does some ice racing or w/e, and lets Amx fill his seat

that would be a "show"

>>77210693
I don't think Bianchi had anything to do with the halo. It wouldn't have saved him and he was the architect of his own undoing. I was referring to tje shield being described by Vettel as blurry and not very good. Of course it's not his fault but this is not a serious forum I mean Tai-Lao embroidery site and memeing is ok here.

>>77210314
real: Suzuka or phillip island
Invented: grand valley speedway
worst: ascari

>>77210204
JUST

>>77210722
>Are there any cliques in F1?
Not really
>Who hangs out with who?
iirc 2 or so posters met up at Spa or somewhere last year. But there is no identifiable groups or posters outside the gimmick posters.
>Who would you hang with?
Nick to laugh at him irl

>>77210764
>I don't think Bianchi had anything to do with the halo.

The FIA safetycucks tired the same shit before using Massa's lolfacespring and Surtess Jr's lolwheelhead as their argument.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e87HIlOIYFA (from 2011)

Luckily people who aren't retarded managed to stop them that time.
But Bianchi's crash, which was entirely his fault, gave the FIA safetycucks renewed political power to try and push this cancer through again.

>>77210797

I think he means F1, not /f1/.

>>77210862
Oh there is definitely cliques in the F1 paddock. I thought he was trying to see if here is a circle jerk like some of the other cancer generals on /sp/

>>77210764
You're right. Although the yellow flag rules kind of made a situation like that more likely and I find it hard to blame the driver. They forced drivers to balance going slow enough to not get penalised for going too fast under yellows with not going so slow that they lose out once they get to the green flags in the next sector. That, bianchi getting that balance wrong, the conditions, and tractor cunt all came together to cause an accident that, while possible to describe a freak, was probably avoidable.

I'd argue that VSC has gone a long way to minimising the risk of something like that again. Probably a change to marshalling (relying on volunteers in a sport with as much money sloshing around as f1 just seems unbelievably Jewish) including the use of tractor cunt wouldn't go amiss.

Still no need for a halo

>>77207485
if that somehow became a legitimate circuit layout, how would cars get through those zigzags? My guess is slowly, but would their be divebombs

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>>77210204
>halo
F

>>77210204
>https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/headlines/2017/7/halo-protection-system-to-be-introduced-for-2018.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>77210928
if the track was 12+m wide and the length was longer than 4.5km, sure

Toothpaste's drawing would either be incredibly wide or go-kart track length

>>77210928
>how would cars get through those zigzags?

They'd just cut then like crazy and make it more or less a conefag slalom.

Chilton as guest on Sky's F1 Report
Indycar cucked hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-0vwS6KKIw

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>>77210204
RIP F1 in my life, 1999-2017
maybe I'll take up a hobby or something, any suggestions?

>Halo in
Welp i'm going to be out again unless they redo the decision.

>Halo in
Not gonna pretend that I won't be watching anyway but is still sucks and I hope that ISIS bomb FIA headquarters

>>77211015
Drugs. Hard drugs.

>>77211094
like ice cream?

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>>77210928
Well, Kvyat would go straight through

When was the F1 logo designed and who designed it?

>>77211334

Many years ago, by a designer.
I hope this has been helpful.

>>77211295
That's a funny way to spell Verstappen

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>>77207485
So this?

>>77211366
That's a funny way to invade Poland.

>>77211384
Drawn with your eyes closed, yes

>>77211384
You cheeky cunt

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>>77211386
That's a funny way to lose a war against oversized birds.

Where was the race in the late 70's that had a giant tire fire on the infield somewhere?

>>77211476

Yet we still beat you :^)


>ENEMY POWER RANKINGS
>1. Oversized birds
>-
>-
>-
>---POWER GAP---
>-
>-
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>9001. Germans

>>77211476
Piss off a cassowary and say that m8

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>>77211476

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FIA ok.
Ok FIA.
FIA ok.
Just one lil thing. Can we wait with the halo until the next fatal incident? Just so you know, until it's REALLY necessary you know. Maybe. You know.

>>77208951
What's that hairstyle called? Suits him really well!

>>77211015
Dwarf-tossing. Start with Jean Todt.

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>>77211901
"Balding in your mid twenties"

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>Favourite driver is a manlet
wtf i hate valtteri now

>>77211976
All drivers are manlets

>>77211999
Nope. Ocon is 186cm and Hulk is 183cm.

>>77211534
>We
Aren't you a little too old for a taiwanese tupper ware forum, Sergeant Buttblast?

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>Come over here, Toto!
>M-Maurizio what are you doing, stahp please.
what is he gonna do to him if the FIA fixes another race in favour of Mercedes

>>77211490
The US GP at Watkins Glen
Can't remember the year exactly

>>77212013
Ocon is a QT so is excluded
Is 183 even 6 foot? Seems boarder line manlet

>>77210204
Just as the cars were looking good again......

>>77212088
6 foot, by a smidgen

is it just me or has Bottas suddenly become really popular here?

>>77212342
/lifelong/ here

>>77212342
I wonder if Bottas has his own Mana

>>77212342
When a better option to cuck lewis comes we jump on it.
WDC winner preference from top 2 teams: Gimi>Bottas>Vettel>Lewlew
It's just a further evolution of the anti lewis people

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FIA absolutely BTFO! How can they ever recover?

>>77212342
>after the Silverstone weekend of GP3 2011 I told my cousin that Bottas was finished because he needed to win the championship to advance his career and his results up to that point were Niko Kari-tier
>took 4 wins, 6 podiums in the last 8 races after that and won the title
>last year I told my cousin that Bottas is finished because he hasn't really dominated Massa and there's no room for him in top teams
>immediately gets a Mercedes seat
>this year after a few races I told my cousin that Bottas is finished because he's doing worse than Rosberg and seems like he'll be Kovalainen-tier alongside Hamilton
>will actually win this year's title

He'll never have a threesome with Emilia and Stroll's sister, at least not in public.

>>77212601
>will actually win this year's title
don't fucking push your luck, you're not allowed to set high expectations

Should Williams have put Bottas in the car for 2012 instead of Senna? Aside from finishing in the low points with more regularity than Pastor, Bruno was fucking useless, surely Valtteri would have scored more points?

>>77212725
Yes because then MSC wouldn't have gotten that stupid penalty at Spain

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>>77212069

He's going to take him to a strip club.

>>77212442
>FIA absolutely BTFO!

Utterly

This whole thing must be a power game, they know nobody wants it but they are using as a negotiation tool

All I can say is that I love the butthurt

https://www.change.org/p/federation-internationale-de-l-automobile-do-not-introduce-the-halo-safety-device-in-formula-one

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Is she, dare I say it, our girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roD9r2DhGY8

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THE PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT

>>77212872
this might be the end of this semen slurping sport

I need to watch this to calm myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYKS198JdZE

>>77212807
>flip-flop or sandal
It's jandal Reeeeee
>Is she our girl
I could get behind her lad

>>77212910
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJXxAr0ZHVYQoVLVj1G3EeQAqGMxajafY

I've been watching this playlist for days and i'm enjoying it so far

>>77212872
looks alright desu

A

>>77207454
>COTA

fuck you it's the only F1 race I can afford to go see

>>77211976
Nothing wrong with manlets you lanklet

FUCKING

Just found this comfy kino on YT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocS4O7-WlhI

enjoy
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2518788/

>>77212787
It's Jean Cuck trying to get UN elf and safety brownie points.

THONG

>>77207454
Leave COTA on, burn Sochi, bring back Buenos Aires, Imola and Estoril

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>>77213014
one of those looks like a proper racing car

>>77213138
Halo is the least of lefties problems

>>77213138
>one of those looks like a proper racing car

The one with racing slicks, right?

>>77213152
yes it is