La Mure > Serre-Chevalier
183km
It's finally Alps Time!
fuck froome
fuck sky
fuck all brits
I am hyped lads
stage 17 you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7ZrbDlfHWQ
Quintana, Contador, Meintjes, Caruso and Barguil shall go in breakaway at start of Croix de Fer climbing while Top 9 mark themselves. They shall open relevant advantage on Top 9 and shall end stage removing at least 6 minutes over Froome and others.
Print screen this
Why the fuck did they put a descent on the end?
This should be the final stage.
>>77202419
Not enough room for all the logistical stuff on the top
>>77202419
So that Bardet can descend like a madman and take the yellow.
>>77202419
Also for provoking crashes seeking eliminate Bardet rivals
>>77202263
>being the same nationality as Kittel after yesterday
After yesterday stage, green classification became the most interesting atm. I'm still kinda bummed that finish was only 30 points instead of 50.
Finally woke up early enough for a quick ride before stage. Headwinds for most of the ride, and too many encounters with my arch nemesis, uphill. But feels good now that I'm home.
>>77202635
Intermediate sprints in the next two stages are accessible for Matthews, and they're both after a little climb.
However, Friday's stage is considered to be a plain stage with 50 pts awarded, despite going through Lubéron, which is quite hilly.
if digits skeletor will run on Galibier today due to a mechanical
>>77202707
I'll be rooting for muh boi Michael, I like his persistence and willingness to fight.
>>77202415
Correction: Top 7 instead of Top 9
>>77202706
also rain just started 10 minutes after I got home
>>77202415
nah, I'd imagine that in similar case Sky would send Landa there, but anyway contador and quintana are pretty much done for.
Also bets on how many times contador will crash this stage? Is 2 crashes too optimistic?
>>77202382
How the fuck Pereiro won that jesus christ
>>77202382
I remember this stage.
It was so fucking hype.
>>77202452
They finished up there a couple of years back.
>>77202419
It's been a thing for some time now.
i assume landa wants to ride for the GC with movistar next year. so what happens to quintana?
>>77202803
Giro or waterboy for Landa.
Maybe even some kind of free roll to win some stages.
Quintana rumoured to be choosing between Astana.......and SKY.
Think it most likely Quintana's agent (who has loads of Movistar and Sky riders) just causing a bit of trouble.
But Landa leading Movistar in the Tour next year would make a better race than Quintana leading them again.
>>77202814
http://www.rcnradio.com/deportes/nairo-quintana-saldria-del-movistar-team-la-proxima-temporada/
>>77202814
>>77202819
Who even wants
>Quintana
as leader?
And for what price?
So maybe
ARU - to UAE
Landa - to Movistar
Quintana - to Astana
Would be quite the little shake-up.
>>77202814
>>77202819
Quintana wouldn't fit in on team SKY. Astana on the other hand... if Aru ends his contract, it's quite likely.
That's the thing, Nairo will still cost a lot, and only a few teams can afford him. Maybe just Sky, Movistar, Astana, and UAE.
If Landa does choose Movistar, I guess he must have some sort of assurance he'll lead them at the Tour. If Quintana is still there he's moving into essentially the same situation he has at Sky.
Quintana to Astana is the hope for him.
Kwiatowski moving out from Sky when?
>>77202858
Never. He loves it there. I thought I'd heard he agreed a new deal, but could be wrong.
>>77202100
>no time in the OP
Shamefur dispray.
>>77202713
Where is his bike? This shit is illegal.
>>77202858
prob depends on what he really wants to do. He has done well in one day races, but I wonder if his transformation into sky train mountain goat would make it harder for him to move around. He is unproven as GC rider too, and I doubt he would be cheap buy anyway since Sky is probably paying decent money for him.
I want all danish posters to die for bullying me.
>>77202886
>THE CITY OF GERMANY
>THE CITY OF GERMANY
>THE CITY OF GERMANY
>THE CITY OF GERMANY
>THE CITY OF GERMANY
>THE CITY OF GERMANY
>>77202886
What did we do?
Landa to Movistar
Quintana to Astana
Alberto stays and wins Giro 2018
>>77202886
Yeah! Only we are allowed to do that!
>>77202382
what a nice flat stage
>>77202537
>Dan getting up in literally 2 seconds after crashing in 70km/h
>>77202913
>Alberto stays and wins Giro 2018
Are they moving the Giro to 2013 or something? Only way Alberto gets close.
>>77202913
Louis Meintjes shall win in 2018
>>77202886
I would never bully you
>the state of Bora-hansgrohe
>>77202906
>>77202927
*hug
>>77202914
Kankerbully
>>77202923
Flat is justice.
How would be MotoGP riders in Pro Tour and Pro Tour riders in MotoGP?
>>77202925
2015*
ftfy. he can do it.
>>77202932
>>77202803
Landa rides the Giro while Quintana gets one more chance at the Tour with Landa working as his domestique and backup GC leader if Quintana doesn't show up. That is if Quintana still is at Movistar next season.
>>77202968
Landa wouldn't switch to Movistar to be doméstique in TdF.
>>77202968
Queertana is done, he will never fight Le Tour GC
whomst do we think will take this stage?
>>77202981
Dis.
There are better riders for the big teams to buy.
It's possible Quintana's career has already peaked. It's also possible he never got close to his best this year because of his schedule.
Personally think Movistar would be crazy to not keep him for the final year of his contact.
>>77202932
I think Dumoulin will be a contender for Le Tour in the next years, he's doing so well in his career.
>>77202981
I'm not arguing against that. However if he stays with Movistar he's going to be their designated GC leader going into the Tour next year.
>>77202979
I could see it happening if he is promised Giro and Vuelta GC spots next year and then TdF the year after that. He knows he won't be the GC leader on TdF in Sky as long as Froomey is there.
>ywn buttfuck Marion
hello
>>77203056
>Marion will never buttfuck you
>>77203063
>>77203063
based froome only answering to french TV in French
>>77203063
>>77203079
Kittel speaking perfect Dutch always gets me.
Matt Rendell (and he would know) says zero truth to the Quintana story.
>>77203010
Uran was used to be after your peak
Quintana would fit in at Astana because Astana pretty much leaves the riders alone and Quintana likes to go to Colombia and train rather all kind of camps and so on. Personally i think Astana wants Kristoff first. He would fill a bigger gap in the team.
Who have better doméstiques: Movistar or Astana?
>>77203134
Movistar by far.
>>77203134
Movistar for mountains imo
Too many shit Kazakhs on Astana
>>77203134
Movistar, but Astana could have put a strong team this year too:
Aru
Fuglsang
Kangert
Lopez
Cataldo
Valgren
Moser
Lutsenko
LL Sanchez
How many bings till start?
How many fucking segments are eurosport going to do on LeMonds Tour win. Okay we get it Hinault attacked you. You have told that story for 5 straight years now
Contador attacks today and wins 5 min
>>77203134
Easily Movistar, they just squander all that talent with the patented Movistar™ Tactics®
Will Kittel make it?
>>77203105
I really feel sorry for all of you not watching France TV and not admiring Marion Rousse
>>77203169
they should do a segment called "Tinfoil hats with LeMond", and its about how Lemond is the only cyclist ever to win anything in a legit way. Everyone else is full of EPO or using motors in their cranks, hubs and knees. Thankfully LeMond is here to expose all this and bring to focus his own heroic and pure wins
>>77203186
Yes
>>77203186
He looked pretty yesterday.
>>77203169
They can count on struggle against Fignon or the one against Chiapucci
>>77203186
yeah, I mean, sprinters do generally make it to champs elysee.
>>77203193
aww :3
>>77203152
They are just really unfortunate. Kangert would probably be in the team roster, but after that injury on Giro he's out for the rest of the season. Fuglsang and Cataldo both out because of the stupidest crash (btw Vino said Sky's musettes caused this).
>stage depart during adbreak
good job jewrosport
>>77203187
Me too
>ponytails
>>77203202
>watching advertisements
Pleb country
>>77203199
I bet Vino always has an explanation that absolves him or his team of any responsibility
>>77203202
Are you excited for juan flechas preview of galibier, shown with 5km left of the climb?
>>77203202
prudhomme dropped the flag 2 minutes early
>>77203196
>Demare
>ywn get paid to fly the camera around
>>77203214
absolute mad man crashed his whole team with minimal survivors.
Something packed for today when necessary
>Pinot
How was your morning ride lads?
I had a hairy moment when for some reason I couldnt slow down properly for a corner on a descent, rear started skidding and I had to go straight off the road at over 60kph. Luckily the road was flanked by steep berms so I just shot up that and slowly came to a halt a good few meters above the road. No damage to me or the bike but it was quite a scary experience.
Then I slowly rode back to safety in shame and anger that I let it get so far and now im getting comfy for /tdf/.
>>77203219
>minimal survivors.
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
>>77203202
>watching adbreaksport
LOL
>>77203214
a merDe
>>77203221
same
>>77203224
The road rises
>>77203198
lul :) Kittel was pretty ded yesterday i meant.
But i guess he's a prettyboi as well.
>>77203202
That's why I use eurosport player. I switch to live stream every time there's ad break.
>>77203221
My morning ride was to Netto and back. Nothing dramatic happened, but the cashier was super slow which really grinded my gears.
SHUT UP ABOUT STEVE CUMMINGS
Meanwhile at Spain
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/tastefully-dressed-men-and-women-to-replace-podium-girls-at-vuelta-a-espana/
>>77203221
I just woke up.
If I was Team Elite, aka Sunweb, I would set Matthews up for the sprint points then slingshot Bargee to finish the stage in the fastest possible time to kill Kettle.
>>77203216
Two years ago you could win a day in the helicopter. I ate those disgusting candy for weeks and didn't won. Such is my life. Forgot the name of the candy. Still get sick if i see them.
>mfw I even forgot Pinot is in the race
>>77203205
Ponytail is the fucking best
>>77203256
loose hair > ponytail
Rain on descent of Galibier
>>77202382
>yeah i'll just peel away like it's nothing and go alone for 120km, that won't rise suspicions that i'm doped out of my mind
>>77203246
This is a joke, right?
RIGHT?
>>77203255
You'll never forget him again after his glorious victory of tomorrow
>>77203269
here is a single
>Pinot
for you
>>77203246
What a load of bullshit. Fucking SJWs ruin everything.
>>77203262
Is that now? If so itll be dry long before they get there.
>>77203246
they should just use half-naked men desu
I think it is time.
Time for a Quintana attack.
Caruso and Meintjis are in range!
>>77203256
>>77203280
Later, according to Rolf
>>77203252
Gummibeertjes from Haribo.
>>77203267
NĂŁo Ă© piada.
>>77203246
>fight with everything you have to win a stage
>get kissed by a man
'no'
>>77203246
>infecting cycling with SJW bullshit
>>77203267
>>77203279
Just wait, the women will all be in burkas and the men will be Somalian refugees
Is it ARUUUUU day?
>ywn never sneak under the table to worship her feet
>>77203292
how long until vuelta is replace by the portugese vuelta, or some kinda DEUTSCHLAND RUNTFAHRT
>>77203246
>>77203246
>>77203295
hope so
>>77203246
Fucking cultural marxists wanting to taint one of the purest sports in existence right now.
>>77203292
>get kissed by a man
>man
Did you just assume xirs gender?
>>77203246
This is a ASO race. So did they make the decision?
>>77203294
I'll excuse you because of your flag, but Spain really isn't like that.
>>77203246
>In Australia, the presence of the podium girls has already been done away with, the same as in other races in Spain. We are not able to ignore these concerns and therefore we will incorporate some changes in the upcoming Vuelta.
The Anglo stikes again
>>77203301
I honestly feel Germany could be a great place for a decent GT.
Chris loves All japs
Fuck guys.. Chris is a weeb ._.
>>77203312
I know, Spain is pretty based
Why no Tour of Germany?
Tour of the North Pole when?
>>77203322
Because no Anschluss to use Austria for mountains stages
>>77203329
Not possible in summer
>>77203317
>>77203322
ASO will revamp the Deutschland Tour from 2018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutschland_Tour
There should be a tour of Australia, around/across the outback, but like the old days where riders weren't allowed outside assistance. Siberia and the Andes would also be suitable locations
>tfw no tour of Bolivia, with stages over 3000 metres above sea level
>>77203322
Because rain.
>>77203318
I suspect he shitpost here, after he said that Dumoulin should bring his nappies next year to the Tour.
>using pedals
>Cummings
Wew
Deads on the roads
that was a pretty funny looking crash
>KETTLE
>tfw you cartwheel down a hill and show your arse to millions on live TV
Fugg
>>77203221
yesterday it was windy but I rode 4 miles into it and pretended I was escaping from the group with a steadily increasing gap, they didn't catch me.
KITTEL AND BARGUIL DEAD
Barguil taking out Kittel
Disgraceful
MATTHEWS ATTACK?
kittel dead
FUCK
PLEASE
NOO
>Barguil ordered to take out Kittel
it's happening
>>77203338
RACE IS PROMISING
>>77203356
ebin
rip kittel
>Our commentator laughs at Cummings
rude desu
KITTLE DED
Oh wow, Kittel.
Yes yes yes
Kittel wont win the green :)
This just ruined the tour.
Why him.
What is the time limit expected to be today? Kittel may be in trouble...
L I D L
I
D
L
This Tour has shown there is no bigger drama queen than David Millar
>The city of Germany
Kittel looks rattled
Kittel is ded
F
>Cummings just casually rolling off the road and doing a cartwheel
>>77203374
German co commentator (Paul VoĂź) did as well, kek.
Matthews gets the green jersey today, right?
>>77203374
it looked hillarious though
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2017 Green Jersey winner.
How to take out two jerseys in one crash
Why are there no dirt roads in the Tour de France?
@77203384
>being this desperate
>>77203402
Matthews will fall tomorrow. Bouhanni will win.
>>77203395
He's gonna kill some jews tonight
Can the moleman win this stage?
>>77203417
No, Quintana will.
Just turned on the stage to see this crash. Wasn't Barguil on the breakaway?
Kittel goes out so that Greipel can win his obligatory stage.
>>77203417
JA!
>>77203341
>My life described by a green bike.
So near yet so far.
>>77203395
He is barely holding it together
This man is about to snap
>>77203395
>>77203409
It would be a bit of a circus. They rather put cobbles in anyway. There have been dirt roads in the Giro. Both Strade Bianchi and Colle delle Finestre.
>>77203341
>that dad's reaction
AYYYYYYYY
>David Millar: OMG Kittel will definitely be alone for the entire stage now OMG OMG
Back in the peloton 5 minutes later.
I hope Quintana will help Uran.
Zweiradfahren is fucking brutal.
>>77203400
Only if Kittel will abandon, and this is not likely.
Today's only 20 points on intermediate sprint. I have doubts that Matthews will be anyway near top10 on stage finish.
>>77203315
It's always Australians. They are an actual metastasizing cancer.
>>77203452
oh, right. I though ha was like under 20 points behind
>>77203461
He is 29 behind.
I LOVE THE COOKING REVOLUTION
>>77203395
What is he thinking about?
>>77203461
I'm still kinda mad that yesterday finish was only 30 points.
>>77203464
MOBILE
TO
MAINFRAME
>>77203464
clearly hired for his acting skills
>With US customer service.
That can't be a good thing is it?
>>77203475
It had a couple of climbs.
so it had to be.
>>77203473
>>77203473
Kill all anglos and frogs
>déo 96 h
ok
>>77203464
>>77203478
it's a US company. Of course they think it's a good thing.
>>77203455
We need to amputate.
>>77203464
oh look how dumb old white people are
>Roglic
>professional riders
>Roglic
>roglic
idea: don't ride off the road
GRAVEL
>>77203473
>fire up the ovens
>ski jumpers
Commentator said they are riding along the side of the road because of the wind.
But what is the advantage?
>Quick Step is a flooring company
Weird, never knew that, I always thought they were some sort of delivery service or something.
Not as intriguing now that the mystery is gone.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU
>>77203500
New generation of tech workers taking over from the old clueless boomers.
Who are the girls?
Is today the day?
>>77203513
>tfw only a few months until ski jumping season
can't wait
best sport
>>77203525
Summer GP started last weekend.
>>77203497
>Mostly uninhabitable
>Broken, dysfunctional infrastructure
>Shattered souls shambling about
>Empty towns riddled with miserable housing
Post-nuclear Australia wouldn't be any different desu
LAURA ALERT!
degendt says it will be hard to get in the break.
>>77203523
>quintana
>white jersey
still hard to process
>>77203523
i'm confident. I have 20 quid on him
>>77203529
might even improve a bit
>>77203529
Australia could be like Dubai and make livable conditions out of desert.
>>77203421
>can'tana
>>77203529
pls no bully
Sunweb are doped out of their minds
>>77203523
It has to. Only a stage victory would redeem him.
>>77203525
Winter sports the max comfiest.
>>77203544
Sunweb are elite.
Matthews is a beast
degendt btfo
>>77203528
Hmm, i never really got into summer events. Might pay marginal attention.
Thomas Bay told me to post this. This is the crash that made Roglic take up cycling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNRYgKyZBAI
i like to be in the zĂĄĂĄwnn
and feel my self getting bætta
>>77203554
How do you think he would've responded if you told him that this Jump would change his life forever and make him a polka dot contender in the tour de France?
>zooming in on that butte
L-lewd~
>>77203554
i'm not a ski jumping person, but how do you manage to fuck up this bad?
he didn't even take off
Redpill me on Bahrain–Merida
Get ready for the horse category soon lads
post your horse related memes
>tfw will miss the croix de fer because of a doctors appointment
>>77203588
Nibali not here, there was a once in a lifetime chance for Ion Izaguirre to prove he could be a worthy leader.
And he crashed and left on stage 1
>>77203574
It's a pretty cool story. Tyler Hamilton was actually a skier to who was recovering from an injury but he was younger and not a pro skier
>>77203586
Maybe it was wind or something. I don't know either.
Zakarin and Kruijswijk on TdF when?
>>77203595
>>77203595
>>77203595
>>77203604
when they stop crashing
>>77203586
Generally strong wind and a fucked up launch. His jump might have been skewed to one side from the beginning and the wind amplified it. Maybe the back of his skis touched too which can be quite bad of you are not a world class jumper.
>>77203609
rude
Matthews the cunt has earrings.
Men with earrings are always messed up.
Horse
>>77203606
>ywn be a horse
repeating digits and the dam will collapse
Fuck SUNPED
I like most of them but they doped af
>>77203588
It's a bad team. But they have money so they will improve. I hope they can win another Giro/Vuelta with Nibali. Le Tour is off-limits, too many stacked teams take part to it.
>>77203636
Shut the fuck up.
What the fuck are they doing crashing in the peloton all the time?
kristoff downs
>it's another sky roiding day.
>>77203641
Would be cool to see nibs do it at a grand tour again. The Giro 100 would have been great but the Tom story was pretty amazing
>>77203506
Fekin brutal. That flip gotta hurt like a mother.
>>77203662
Sky isnt roiding they just have a crazy wage budget and are therefore stacked af
Matthews only 9 points behind, are there more points today?
EU getting cucked by 'stralia. Delicious.
JOJO LE COQ
DOUDOU LE POUSSIN
>>77203682
The finish
It IS software!
>>77203682
Not sure, but Kittel crashed so it's not looking good for him.
doggo
>>77203696
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>77203682
not for kittel
hugely unlikely for matthews
only the finish line
>>77203596
Don't expect anything to happen before the last 2kms of Galibier. And even then, the downhill will not favor a potential breaking.
>>77203684
Plus a Colombian Winner
>>77203687
oùùùù
>>77203608
>>77203717
On vient de les voir au bord de la route
>>77203708
Top doggo.
>>77203730
crotte j'ai loupé ça
>>77203708
wearing the rare black jersey
>>77203730
>>77203735
english please we do not speak baguette here
>>77203742
chut
>>77203677
Not that much as you think. Personal experience.
Obviously would not recommend it.
>>77203708
is an dog a athlete
tchoupé tchoupé tchoupé mon portail ma fierté
>>77203677
He seemed to go over pretty smoothly. Probably hurt a lot less than slamming into the other riders.
Why is matthews still riding?
I know it won't happen, but wouldn't it be funny if one of the 5-10 placed riders just rode away and sky didn't chase and someone put like 8 minutes in the group
Do belg's actually support the BestLotto meme team. I have a soft spot for them but they've done nothing and will do nothing.
>Peeing in the lake
bad form
category of the horse
>>77203776
Make the non-Sunweb riders chase him down. And a stage win still an outside chance.
>>77203308
>cycling
>one of the purest sports in existence
>foot féminin
>tour de france féminin
STOP
>>77203668
Yeah, Dumoulin was great. Even though I think that Quintana handed him the Giro with his god awful race conduct.
>>77203786
>not supporting thomas "madman" de gendt
>>77203803
Ceci.
>>77203697
>>77203710
I just remembered.
If Kittel arrives over the time limit but is not eliminated (for example, he's in a grupetto), he loses 20 points. So Matthews could well be in green at the end of the day.
>>77203246
>We are sensitive to the social and media debate that has been generated in recent months about the presence of hostesses of the podiums
So, militant feminists on Twitter who don't even give a fuck about cycling and will never watch, let alone attend, a race get to dictate the sport's traditions?
What does HC mean?
Got completely drenched on my ride home from work on Monday. The bottom dropped out as soon as I unlocked my bike and didn't let up the whole way home. Had to keep one hand above my eyes so I could see, the rain was so heavy.
It was warm, at least.
>>77203821
Haram Climbing
>>77203821
Whores Category
>>77203821
Hors-categorie
>>77203820
shut up you tart
>>77203308
"It's a mafia" - Marco Pantani
HERE IT IS
QUINTANA ATTACKING
He did it
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HERE WE GO
>>77203523
HAPPENING
here we go lads
based quintana
QUINTANA
>>77203821
hot cock
QUINTANA "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK"
Fuckin Quintana
THE PROPHECY WAS REAL
N A I R O
is it opposite day?
>>77203821
It's hors catégorie which mean not categorized
Look out Sky, he has a 6m lead
Uran and Chavez both in front. Uran can use them as helpers!
>can'tana
I don't believe my eyes
QUINTANA DONE ATTACKING
>>77203821
Horse Category, it's so steep you need a horse to get up there.
and it's over
Chased down by Luke Rowe :D
>>77203838
Good morning, sweetie.
For some weird reason i feel like I'm starting to [spoiler]like Nairo
Feeling bad for Kittel, desu. I've been cheering matthews on, but not like this.
Damn kristoff's face is all fucked up
Close one Nairo! Better luck next time!
THE MEME LIVES
That was intense.
EL PISTOLERO
>kristoff
>Pinot
CONTADOR
Contador + Quintana and nobody cares. It's such a sad sight.
>>77203913
kek
Can'tana ain't got shit on Contador's attacks
>21 km of climb to go
>Kittel dropped already
He is fucked for this Tour, right?
>contador attack
>instant commercial break
>ATTACKS BY EVERYONE
>EUROSPORT ADDS
Where is Romain Bardet
>eurosport
jeez
>Can'tador attacks with can'tana
>ES goes to adbreak
AAAAAAAAHH
ALLEZ QUINTANA
>>77203923
He'll probably join a grupetto.
>>77203861
Yeah, but he's a fucking pervert, Dude.
We think abat it.
>>77203927
>>77203930
>>77203933
>>77203935
>tfw Eurosportplayer and can move to live feed during ad breaks
>itv4
>attacks all over the shop
>some old dude talking about what he used to eat on rest days in the 60s
>>77203937
>Grupetto
thought it was "groupe Ă©tau", fuck my ignorance
>>77203881
kind of sad that my meme gets ignored. I guess i should stick to laura posting
t. Laura poster
>>77203947
Well, it makes sense too, voiture balai is not far theorically.
>>77203935
>>77203930
>>77203927
>watching the tel aviv vision
>>77203947
kek
>>77203946
>some old guy
Show some respect. If you can't figure out for yourself that it's Contador and Quintana off the front then maybe this sport isn't for you.
>>77203944
how?
Guys... Guys....
GUYS this is the day quintana wins the tour!
anyone with a decent acestream?
>GRUPPE QUINTADOR
Mfw contador ate some prime steak and Quintana has some of columbias finest powder in his pocket and they go on to win the stage by 15 min
>>77203975
OTP
>>77203960
maybe he wants to actually see them off the front
>quintana
>>77203960
ooooh sorry if i want some commentary with my tour
>CANTANA
CRASHING THIS ATTACK
COME HERE BOY
Me in the middle.
>>77203960
This.
What a tour that must have been.
D I D I
I
D
I
>goat boy, answer the phone
>cantana
Fucking sky
>>77203981
>columbias finest powder
rip in peace, pirate
itv keeping up their incredible attack = ads streak
>>77203993
DENMARK GIRL SPOTTED
>>77203997
The phonecall that saved the tour.jpg
>>77203984
The pictures were on
>>77203989
I'll help. David Millar would be saying how the Tour has been turned upside down by this attack, and Sky are in serious danger. And that Steve Cummings is at the back but will attack soon.
Uran sends his helpers out
>>77203972
I had one yesterday but its on the diving now goddamnit
If Quintana is riding clean... Give them all the dope they can handle, this is terrible
>Quintana
QUINTANA ATTACKS THE PELOTON IN REVERSE!
>cantana
RIP Goatboy
>>77204022
Seriously this. What the fuck is going on?
He just can't
>hey, i want to attack for a stage win. lets take one of the best climbers with me and do this together
>cantana happens
poor contador
>>77204028
CRASHING THIS TOUR
Contador the madman is gonna do it.
>quintana
what a fucking joke
Henao is having a really bad Tour
Contador shouldn't even be able to ride in any grand tour tbqh
>>77204017
>I'll help.
thankyou brother
>>77203776
Try to steal another mountaintop to help protect Barguils jersey perhaps.
I wonder what Uran is thinking right now..
Pathetic Quintana.
what's the flag people are waving with black, red and white diagonal stripes and a chain or something in the middle?
god i love bertie
did they have to fill a womens quota on french stream?
>>77204048
they are roommates :3
>>77203961
Top one is Eurosport 1 with Finnish commentary and all the ads. The Stage 17 one is the live feed without any commentary but doesn't have ads. There are also live feeds from all the cameras available if you want to watch a specific camera.
>>77204065
Good work m8
>>77204067
They touting the womens' tour? Same down under.
http://tiz-cycling.racing/stream/
regular eurosport stream and switches to live feed during ads
yw
>>77204074
Ranskan Ympäriajo
Based contador, but hes probably going to blow up way before the finish.
>>77204074
can you change commentary language?
>>77203708
belgian malinois are top tier doggos
Of all the stages our public TV transmitted they choose today to not broadcast the race for the time being. Have to wait like another 20min.
I am extremely angry desu.
>>77204089
thank you.
Is Contador/ourguy/?
>>77204092
France's Rounddrive
>>77204100
of coursh
>>77204100
NO >:0
Landa says Uran is Froomes biggest threat
>>77204094
I don't know. I'd assume at least with a VPN it would be possible. Haven't even tried because the Finnish commentary for cycling in Eurosport is absolutely amazing.
Is Quintana off the back or just dropped from contador?
>>77204110
but he himself is froomes biggest threat
>>77204116
Don't worry, that was just Quintana's dummy attack.
Now in three years time he will launch his second test attack.
>>77204116
right at the back of the peloton last time i saw him
I think Kiryienka is one of the most underrated cyclists for years now.
reminder that this fraud now launches meme 'attacks' so his social media colombtard army can claim attacks
>>77204126
I think that was a teammate but idk
>>77204127
Mikel Nieve too
>>77204127
How? Everyone knows he is a very good dom.
>>77204110
of course, hes the only one who can TT
i like Iran, such a wildcard kinds guy
he... he still has a chance right lads?
>>77204127
He got that time over Uran a few days ago, he saw the gap opening at the run-in and started screaming at them over the radio to full gas and break Uran, which they then did.
Is good man.
Quintana could still win the tour one year, just can't do the double. I guarantee he will win it once in the next 5 years.
Anyone here ever went on a 2000km+ bike trip? What was it like?
Considering going to nordkapp (most northern point of norway) and back next summier.
>>77204125
lance armstrong legs?
What the fuck is matthews doing? There is absolutely nothing for him to do anymore this stage. Why waste energy?
>>77204125
Fit here, you can't get this low bf naturally (sub 4%)
>>77204156
"okay"
>>77204127
On his good days he's as strong as anyone. He has more bad days than people realise though.
Froome will win the stage.
where the fuck are all the italians and spaniards on /sp/?
no one to cheer for Aru or Contador, bit sad desu
>>77204151
People keeps blabbing about Bardet like he's even relevant.
>>77204161
Top 15 finishers get sprint points :u
>>77204161
He's trying to win!!! And the non-Sunweb riders get to rest in the other group.
>>77204156
>>77204156
>win the tour
i've been hearing this for about 5 years now
>>77204160
Paweł Poljański
>>77204175
Italoboo reporting in.
>>77204161
protect Barguil's jersey and win the super combatif for a podium on the Champs
>>77204175
There having a afternoon nap
>>77204156
Rob Mcewen was saying exactly this on AUS tv just then, hes only 27
was talking about how everyone wrote Cadel Evans off in 2010 when he came 20 odd and then won it the next year
hes also stated next yesr he is only focused on july, will be interesting to see who movistar back as leader but with Landa most likely coming over
>>77204154
Aru not Uran
This hill looks so weird, like a wall.
Our Pantani who art in Huez
Hallowed be thy veins
Give us today our Team Sky mechanicals
And forgive us for doping
As we forgive those who cross wheels against us
And lead us not into exemptions
But deliver us from Brailsford
Amen
>>77204221
comfy. Fuck I love cycling
>>77204193
They could put Landa on Giro/Vuelta and then he could prove if he can win a GT.
Imagine being Chris Froome and constantly having little manelts on your wheel for weeks on end
now that was a sticky bottle
CONTAHYPE
absolute madman
>>77202263
>>77202415
>>77203079
>>77204110
>>77204122
>>77204168
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as froome, is in fact, froome/Sky, or as I've recently taken to calling it, froome plus Sky. froome is not a train unto himself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning and ruthless locomotive system made useful by the domestiques, helpers, cars and motors comprising a full team as defined by the UCI.
Many teams use a modified version of the froome tactic every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of froome tactic which is widely used today is often merely called froome, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the froome plus Sky system, developed by Dave Brailsford.
There really is a froome, and the peleton are chasing him, but he is just a part of the locomotive system they chase. froome is the kernel: the core rider who allocates domestiques resources towards the maillot jaune.The kernel is an essential part of a locomotive system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete train. froome is normally used in combination with the Sky locomotive system: the whole system is basically Sky with froome added, or Sky/froome. All the so-called froome tactics are really tactics of Sky/froome!
>>77204218
Goats climb that. It's a dam
>>77204161
Surfing a wave of confidence. Gets a chance to pay back the team an apeth if he helps protect the polkadot...
But you're not far wrong, I am worried about what this is costing.
>>77204161
he's so radioactive he doesn't give a fuck
>>77204221
Cringe. please kys
>>77204221
>not using the better live tracker
http://racecenter.letour.fr/#/stageprofile
>>77204221
hey godfather guy
Based contagoat
>>77204250
forgot >Demare
>>77204221
What the fuck is in that cup?
>>77204251
I is confus. It's like when you ride the highway in hot weather and a part of it dissapears. (visual trickery)
>>77204250
i like this pasta
steakador on fire
Contagoat is gonna do it.
>>77204089
Could I possibly get a direct link to the secondary 480p stream?
Are Sunweb elite?
>>77204100
Yes, as of now.
Our guys now are anyone but Froome, Landa and Aru.
>>77204295
Theres still way too much to go lad, the sky train is not far away. I think the winner today will come from the peloton.
>>77204302
Dunno, but this season they're on fire
>>77204281
Goats lick the salt and minerals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0jMzdbEui0
>pinot
>>77204305
>BUT ARU
for what reasons my fellow countryman
>Pinot
Last one this tour
>pinot
>pinot
>Pinot
>pinot
Thibaut :'(
>pinot
>>77204305
ARU is /myguy/.
>pinot
>pinot
>Pinoff
And now, a final >pinot.
>>77204314
The walls secret have been lifted.
>Pinot
>pinot
abandons
>Pinot
Literally the worst tour ever. Did nothing. Nothing
>pinot
>pinot
>Pinot
>Toni P
>pinot
>pinot
>pinot
>fdj
>pinot
>>77204305
>anyone but Froome
heh
>>77203821
Hot Ores Category, it means the mountain is a volcano
>>77203275
>pinot
>>77204301
I don't know it, just sort of stumbled on that one
The amount of people that just went >pinot proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
The amount of people that just went >pinot proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>77204332
>>77204333
>>77204334
He did the giro, I hope next year he will only do the Tour
>Pinot
>pinot
>the state of FDJ
>>77204349
lmao
FDJ is biggest fucking meme team in existence. why not send >pinot to the Vuelta instead of having him fuck around here?
FDJ has still had a better Tour than Cofishit.
>>77204317
He rides for based Vino
>a 23 replies chain thanks to >pinot
Pour one out for him tonight.
Molard, Cimolai, Le Gac
FDJ lucky there's no TTT coming up
>>77204314
absolute madmen
>French in charge of cycling
Matthews is so damn strong. How does he do it?
>>77204317
"Medicinal" reasons according to rumors.
Molard, Cimolai and Le Gac left.
>the absolute state of FDJ
>>77204367
only thing I'm pouring for him is the remaining coffee I forgot to drink this morning.
>>77204377
Doper.
That leg room on the fdj bus though
>>77204377
He is true aussie grit.
>>77204377
Well, ehm, he TRAINS a lot, yeah, very hard TRAINING.
>FDJ
more like Frank schleck de shit.
>>77204355
>pinot
>>77204371
DENN ICH BIN NUR
EN KĂ–LSCHE JONG
>FDJ is left with Molard, Cimolai and Le Gac
who is next to abandon?
When you'r selling any type of machine it helps to point out it's made in Germany.
FDJ has 3 (three) riders left.
>>77204387
>dat filename
whylive.png
One final
>pinot
rip in pieces
>>77204355
You fucked that pasta right up didn't you
>>77204355
>double pasta posting
>>77204317
Lack of style/general uglyness.
>>77204398
Are they even finishing the Tour at this rate?
>>77204411
dubs of truth
>>77204362
This. He could have won the vuelta on that route.
Sky looks strong today. I think the only one that can challenge is Bardet.
Post a pic with more talent
>womens """""racing"""""
lul
How far is Kettle behind?
>>77204403
>>77204402
That is part of the pasta. Fight me.
Fuck just missed >pinot, i hope he just rides tdf next year
>>77204426
>post a pic with more doping
ftfy
>>77204377
Probably that guy I crossed paths with at rockclimbing once who was talking about the local challenge mountain +'repeats'. Logged that overheard snippet as 'nutjob' when I heard it, aaand if it were that guy this first HC climb suited him from his early days. Not 100% uphill, some chance to recuperate.
Tested his mettle, fading now. Great ride though.
>That distant shot of the mountain peaks
nice
>ancient evil awakens
Kittel is 8km from the top right now, 6km behind leaders. Apparently in a lot of trouble with pain in his arm. Looks like he might pull a demare.
>>77204441
THIS SUMMER
Climb this when?
What civ should i play as lads ?
>>77204426
>>77204427
You're just mad there's no visible dick flupping about.
>>77204449
thats donkey category, no way they can handle that.
>La France
(Again)
>>77204434
>>77204441
>>77204450
Poo da Loo
>>77204466
Call me bapu
>>77204459
Stupid sexy anglos
>>77204450
Aztec, kill and sacrifice everyone
At work, just popping in with a cheeky >pinot
>>77204426
descent time
Contador all the way up to 8th!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut the fuck up millar
>>77204459
this looks like a ww1 trench picture
>la CGT
Cringe
this landscape is top comfy
>>77204459
Why does Landa having a boner here?
>>77204478
delete this
>28km descent
Wew
>>77204498
It's just boring with no chance to create gaps tbqh.
unf
>>77204482
dafuk you say mate?
>2642m highest peak today
>>77204506
That campervan with the yellow arrows was comfily parked.
The est descender jersey wasn't a bad idea tbqh.
Comfy ruins.
>>77204520
Will someone die?
>>77204459
>Kiry
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
is this THE top sport competition?
>beautiful european landscapes
>enthusiastic fans
>no riff-raff colored people
>>77204478
Hello friend
Could you please delete this?
>>77204543
no riff-raff colored people
Soon :)
>>77204478
You better delete.
>>77204529
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
>>77204543
The Anglo's are already screaming.
>mfw can't watch the stage
>>77204478
Ah yes that time a rider did well for two weeks of a Grand Tour and crashed due to bad handling, which all somehow makes him a potential GT winner.
http://video.eurosport.fr/cyclisme/sports-explainer-reprendre-une-echappee-c-est-une-question-d-organisation-pour-le-peloton_vid987640/video.shtml
>>77204578
RARE
A
R
E
>>77204578
What the fuck are you doing in Greenland?
>"I'd love to see a long form documentary on the autobus"
>Max comfy achieved
>Muh dick
>>77204552
>>77204564
i mean, they already have almost literally every other sport, from football to apehoop and athletics. let cycling alone
>>77204158
ya a couple of em, leaving for a 1000km trip in a few days, the fact i keep doing them suggests i enjoy them. The freedom is the best bit, would definitely recommend as a way to travel
>chasser les rouges
Basé Jalabert
>>77204597
Snooker is pretty white.
>>77204578
why, do you have to build an igloo or something?
>>77204597
What makes you unable to watch a sport with black people?
ah yes what a perfect time to run this filler shit
I'm getting fucking sick of De Gendt. I hope he fucking collapses on the Gilibier and loses 30 minutes.
>>77204597
Not swimming though
>>77204605
It sucks to see sports with "French" or "English" men who are just Africans
Still enjoyable but not interesting
Hey why not interrupt the tour with even more of Lemond vs ebil hinault. It's not like we have heard that story a million times now
>that fat german
>>77204610
GET. OUT.
>>77204610
What did you mean by that?
>>77204610
Kek, same 2bh.
>>77204574
nice of them to carve their mountains into a stage profile. top effort.
Generally the higher cost barrier to entry, the whiter a sport is.
froome will get obliterated today
screenshot this post and give me (You)'s if I'm right
>>77204619
Do you pretend there are no black people in France?
>>77204603
winter right around the corner desu
froome will destroy the competition today
screenshot this post and give me (You)'s if I'm right
>>77204649
There are too many of them actually
>>77204610
>burgers
>tfw no histories on him
>>77204636
>it's a le negro is being held down by the je- i mean the white goy episode
Fek off m8.
F
Kittel is out
F
>KITLEL
KITTEL OUT
>kitel
F KITTEL
ABANDON
>>77204597
you should kys kill your self
rip kittel
>kittlel
KETTLE ABANDONE
KITTEL ABANDON
>Germany
Rip in piece
>>77204597
>football
What, you mean overrated memes like le dab man?
Kittel ded
F to pay respects
>kittel
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWshQ0FhGhY/
Makes me think
Also:
KITTEL ABANDONS
>kettle
KITTEL ABANDON
THE WORLD IS NOT FAIR
>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL>KITTEL
>Kittel
Lmao imagine if de gendt still doesnt get the superattacker, and they give it to bargueil
Nice would be nothing compared to it
NO OOOOOO9 NONONONONONO
NO
NO
SAY IT AIN'T SO
NO.
FUCK THIS TOUR
I QUIT.
I WILL NEVER WATCH A CYCLING RACE EVER AGAIN
Kittel's ded
poor guy
>Kittel
That sucks
lettiK<
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
>Quittel
Does this mean it's time for Greipel on the Champers?
>>77204636
>yachting
Yeah I see your point.
>>77204645
>>77204658
hmmmmm
>>77204692
>>77204699
>>77204704
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha
>marcel quittel
RIP Germany
KITTEL WTF M8
F
>>77204676
>>77204675
>>77204670
Bo422on H4g3n win this week confirmed.
>>77204605
i watch every sport, don't really care about the race. i'm just happy some sports remain traditional
>>77204711
Leave Champers to me
atleast kettle doesnt drag the half of the team like a shipwreck sinks everything with it like demare
>wins 5 stages
>Kittel
>>77204717
lmao coined a new meme!
>QUITTEL
>>77204725
start your sprint.....NOW!
F
>>77203424
I pretty much called it bois.
t. laura poster
AND THE ETERNAL ANGLO WINS AGAIN
All other countries BTFO once more
Quittel reenacting German army in 1918
>>77204722
>implying
G R O E N E W E G E N
History will show the brave and gritty Michael Matthews to be the best sprinter in the race. Feels good lads.
Kittel? Not like this. Fuck.
F
He was a good boy.
>>77204725
Other than breaking Norwegian hopes, what exactly does he do?
>>77204739
>kenyan
>aussie
wow look how we win bois!
>>77204743
Congrats. Good luck to survive in Marseille and Paris, Bouhanni's supporters might to try to Allahu Akbar him.
>>77203452
>Only if Kittel will abandon, and this is not likely.
Hehe
ENGLAND'S BRAVE MICHAEL MATTHEWS WINS THE GREEN JERSEY!
>>77204753
Dominate Tour des Fjords
>>77204722
>mr. 2nd place will win
>implying
Tour of Svalbard when?
F
>>77204756
Christ alive how many times do I have to explain this to bog brained non-Anglos?
If you win, you get to be English. If you lose, you're Scottish/Welsh/Ozzie/Kenyan/whatever else. Such is the price you pay for being an Anglo man-god
>>77203452
>Only if Kittel will abandon, and this is not likely.
Good news everyone, unlikely is the new likely
How far back is Sagan? They haven't mentioned him at all.
THANKS JUAN!
>>77204782
There's like 10 km of roads there
>>77204743
>mfw i have a bet on Matthews in green
>>77204790
DSQ after this
>>77203452
>city of this guy
>>77204790
In the gruppetto with Demare, Cavendish, Porte, Thomas, Gesink and Pinot
https://twitter.com/faustocoppi60/status/887656215857291264
Matthews will win the most irrelevant jersey at a tour ever. This green is worth nothing.
>>77204787
lel
Especially the Welsh always get a lot of shit. Love it.
I wrote a song:
Sky train, sky train
always in a line train
Froome is at the back
Nairo, Nario
better get you giro
you'll never crawl this back
>>77204800
And Fulgsang
>>77204802
Kittel abandoned because he was about to get severely beaten. What a coward.
>>77204802
come on now Marcel, you know thats not true.
>>77204802
>02â–¶
>Matthews will win the most irrelevant jersey at a t
Germanic rage, hide your jews people.
>>77203452
>Only if Kittel will abandon, and this is not likely.
fug ;(
>>77204801
Contador is a faggot with a girl voice
>Kittel
F
>mfw Lemond now too old to ride stage previews.
>>77204802
Bait 101
>>77204593
I was told that the nature here would blow me away but the weather is shit.
>advert for Love Island on ITV4
degeneracy is winning
Hey cycling maniacs i need yo' help
Got a very old bike 2 days ago.
Dunno what brand it is. There's a gondola on the ringbell.
Its probably something from before 60's
I really need a shower, is now a good time?
>>77204787
So Mo Farrah is british right?
>>77204802
hahaha yet if kittel won it im sure you wouldnt say this
I'm annoyed at this Matthews would have won regardless now hes been robbed of his chance to BTFO that blonde cunt
>>77204808
Beautiful
A better bike
>>77204802
Yeah, no. Matthews is the only one who really fought for this jersey. Kittel barely did intermediate sprints form breakaway on the first week and almost none afterwards.
>>77204835
Wrong board
The green jersey is worthless without 2agan, Demare and Kittel. Go celebrate your free green
>casters reading the travel adverisements for current area
zzzz
>>77204835
The ringbell
Any clue on the brand, model, era ?
>>77204835
>>>/n/
also fucking throw that away before you kys
>>77204815
>Sagan abandons
>Kittel abandons
Congrats on the 3rd place jersey, ingerland. Maybe they should rename it to bronze jersey.
>>77204839
yes
until he loses
then he's somali
>>77204835
It's a rusty old bike from Rusty&Old.
ITV4 just now
>"the french don't like foreigners coming in and taking their race"
TOPKEK, he's getting the sack
>>77204835
Something 70's
>>77204802
Pretty much, he's done some good strats to get up in the points but you've got Kittel now out, Sagan and Cav out, and Greipel is just shit this tour.
winner by default i guess
The only jersey worth anything is the yellow.
Green, polka and white are completely irrelevant on their own. A single stage win is worth more than all three.
They are spreadsheet jerseys, completely lacking the excitement of crossing the line as the first man.
>>77204859
Cull the weak.
The Strong shall inherit the jersey.
>>77204824
too fat
>>77204835
>fixies
Please go away.
>>77204867
France must've been furious for a long time
>>77204867
nothing wrong with that
>>77204875
You got it USbro
>>77204876
Maybe.
Still, 25000 yuros awarded for winners of green and polka. 20000 for white.
>>77204812
and Kittel
>>77204867
What the fuck are they even talking about?
are there any "private" uci world teams on the tour? private as in, an individual founded/bought a team, got a sponsor and carried on. i remember reading somewhere that fernando alonso bought a cycling team
*from my understanding, the majority of the companies are owned by the main sponsors, like sky, or are state-sponsored, like astana
>"Something happened on the rest day to Kittel"
Excuse or did he actually rip on the rest day?
>>77204821
Get your yacht out of our waters, Oleg.
>>77204883
Didnt you hear the booing the Sky cars? It's insane.
>>77204867
Fun fact: most French people don't care/hate le Tour
>wake up
>tune in
>Kittel ded
What happened?
>>77204876
Green make sense often. The best climber tend to be the guy in the yellow jersey... so polka doesn't but french people need it for patriotic reasons.
Im a pretty peaceful guy.
But behead people who own fixies imo
>>77204902
He fell in the beginning of the stage, couldn't manage to finish today.
>>77204902
He fell at the start of the stage with Barguil and others. He wasn't feeling good for days anyway.
>>77204898
He crashed mate.
>>77204897
Mad Oleg was some kind of private owner
>>77204901
The only ones who do are probably the rural folk where the towns need it to stay alive.
>>77204901
Really ?
>>77204908
Webbum available?
>>77204902
menstruation
>>77204902
This happened >>77203506
>>77204902
The Juden
>Kitlel
>>77204911
Our reporter talked to his team and they apparently told him something also happened to Kittel on the rest day
>>77204897
Privateers can't afford it.
>>77204910
>He wasn't feeling good for days anyway
What is with this meme of pretending people are ill when they get shit?
Is the galibrier descent hard?
>>77204897
Yes. Oleg for example.
It doesn't matter where the money comes from.
Thing with cycling teams is that the team almost never has an actual name, but their riders and staff are actually a team.
>>77204893
True
>>77204018
He looks like Chris Anker in a wig.
>>77204936
no but it might be raining
>>77204867
Getting the sack from what?
>>77204896
It's an interview with Barry Hoban - cyclist from the 60s/70s. He was asked about booing riders, and he said in his day the French booed Merckx.
>>77204912
forgot him. aren't they around anymore?
>Black Vader
>>77204897
It's a huge loss if you don't use the marketing potential of the team. Most sponsors are private. Almost all.
>>77204944
French boo everyone until they win enough tours. Then they applaud him.
I had a good cuck joke about this, but I'll pass for the sake of comfy.
>>77204944
merkcx even got kidney punched by frogs so had to abandon his last tour
Why are all the French and Swiss alpine towns so ugly? They're all concrete and metal. Austria and Italy a cute
>>77204901
>don't care/hate le Tour
What? 5 miilions viewers at almost every stages with +40% market share.
http://www.ladepeche.fr/article/2017/07/15/2612934-tour-france-5-millions-telespectateurs-etape-100-ariegeoise-grande-boucle.html
UAE protecting their 8th place
>>77204969
The French see cycling as a pleb sport. So 5 million plebs are watching.
>euuuee
>>77204835
most likely 40's based on the forks and the wingnut axles. Pivo stems came on gitanes and peugeots but its not necessarily original to the bike. I wouldn't trust those wheels not to explode under me.
Macron pls being back Kittl
QUICK NAIRO. CRASH INTO MACRON
>Macron
>>77204901
Hello Jean Moloud.
How's the day outside of boulevard périphérique?
le king manlet
>Macron
>>77204969
>5 millions
that's not very much, and probably 3+ millions sleep while "watching"
>>77204958
>>77204931
i know, but i'm a little surprised that so few millionaires care about creating/buying a cycling team and evolving it through the years. kinda like abramovich did with chelsea.
boo macron
>Niles Crane from Frasier is leading the Sky Train.
This timeline is so full of surprises.
nice heli parking
Will /tdf/ be watching the female's race tomorrow?
>>77205005
Football teams have paying spectators. You can't run a profit with the same model in cycling.
>>77205027
>>77205005
Idk I think you lose more money in cycling than you gain.
Who's on Team Uran?
>>77205027
(You)
>>77205018
Is that police or who? Why they have so many over there?
>>77205029
I'm pretty sure football has a way more massive following than cycling.
>>77205004
5 milions in the afternoon is huge, It's the best audience each year outside the prime time.
>>77205029
>>77205045
well, the majority of the sugar daddies in sports aren't there to make money, to them it's just an hobby
>>77205054
WOO WOO
>>77205066
casters said that VIPs stop near the helos, and get rides in them circling the race
>A Team Sky rider jumps on the radio 'yeah they're really riding for us. I know.. I can't believe it either'.
W H Y
>>77205074
Lol.
They're there to laundry money you buffoon.
Is Moot colombian?
>>77204969
Most of them are old people sleeping during half of it. They don't even care about the competition itself.
>>77205045
if you win races you may win some, but it's mostly advertisement. That's why Sky have a team, that's why Kazakhstan have a team.
>>77205066
Helicopters need fuel. They cant stay in the air for long.
>>77205086
Who?
>>77205088
That is false.
The problem is that there is no French man in yellow.
>>77205096
take it to /sci/
>>77205054
Here
GLUT or SDL2?
>>77205101
N E W
E
W
>INCEL QUITTEL
>>77205086
He's /our/ last hope.
>Kittel prize money this Tour: 62,000 Euros
>total Sky purse earnings so far: 110,000 Euros
jesus christ even forth-rate PL players on irrelevant teams make more than this
FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE WORST STAGE EVER
>CUNTADOR
>TRUSTING IN TREK
lmao
>Contabike
Contadont ;_;
>>77205138
Quintana was smart
>Can'tador
GALIBIER soon
CHEATADOR MORE LIKE
>>77205085
the literally whos and the moortuguese stove sellers/building contractors probably, a qatari sheikh and future ruler of the country with direct access to the country's funds not so much
>>77205068
No shit.
>kittel rode all the way to the top of that horse category before abandoning
dat heart 2bh
Dont worry lads contador just getting his e-bike
A portuguese team on Pro Tour when?
>>77205135
Don't forget that Kittel probably shares his wins money with the team too.
>Contador taking water on the climb
>No french rider also took water
hes done m8s, judges are kicking him out
>>77205170
t. lemond
>>77205171
When they discover oil
>>77205112
Did you know that there is a big plane circling high above the race that captures all video and audio from the helicopters and ground and sends it to a satellite?
>>77205162
I feel so bad...
brutal from letour . com
Why is Landa so qt lads?
>>77205177
Yep, cycling is one of those sports where most of the athletes will need a post-cycling career. Unless you're Chris Froome, you won't be making a living doing this.
What did they mean by this?
>>77205201
>>77205192
>French Broadcasting supremacy
How can other Tours compete?
>>77205214
kek
>>77205214
froomedog used to be his nickname
someone can't paint words in the right order
>>77205171
Never, honestly.
The only actual team we had was Sicasal decades ago and they never even made the tour, only Giro and Vuelta.
Competitive road cycling is almost dead here, even if it it had a boost in recent years.
Track cycling shows promise tho.
>>77205213
Bullshit. Everyone can make a living from it.
>>77205221
>using zeros as relay airplanes
>>77205221
they don't look like big planes to me
>>77205221
I know that plane from somewhere...
Valgren will win the Ardenne triple.
screenshot it.
>>77205233
post-cycling career =/= making a living
>>77205229
it's supposed to be read by the roiders who come from bottom to top you dipshit
>>77205255
jej
>>77205251
For you.
>>77205258
unlikely
>>77205273
you see it all the time actually
>gæt dagens vindertid
Just do a lottery you fucking fucktards
>>77205284
i very much doubt that
>>77205214
Lot's of men in Lycra is pretty gay tbqhwym8y
>>77205284
Ignore the briton
>>77205292
you can't fix stupid now, can you
>>77205304
they'll get it the right way next time
>Skeletor so bored he is just playing with his gears.
Truly the GOAT
>>77205318
> bored
He's just keeping perfect constant cadence at every different road %.
macron in the comissar car escorted by black wearing motorists
>ei ji two ar
AAAAARRRRRRRRRRREEEEE YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU REEEEAAAAADDDDDYYYYYY TTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE
DO OR DIE
RIDE OR FLY
CODE RED
ITS GO TIME
TIME TO LIGHT IT UP BABY
QUINTANA ATTACK
This guy is hung
>>77205347
I knew his first attack of the day was just a test!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bardet attac on galibier pls
Contador on motorbike
>>77205348
is this a swedish false flag post?
>>77205348
that's bjarne riis without the epo
>Macron setting off flares
I want my dick sucked.
Kaggestad literally cannot stop sucking Kwiatkowski's cock
>>77205361
>tfw no trivago qt for your country
Why did they pick a Chad for France
>>77205394
Cucked Country
MOLLEMA
O
L
L
E
M
A
these car commercials are the most retarded shit in the entire world
how do you get a job as an advertising person
guys in the desert running away from a sand storm, hop in a land rover, go sail in americas cup
???? what the fuck does that mean?
bunch of red mercedes zooming around a suburb with kids playing on the sidewalk
?>>???who the fuck thinks that shows mercedes in a good way and not the kind of asshole that gets the cops called on them
>4:54
HELP
>>77205406
2deep4u
>>77205411
looks like homer in profile
CONTADOR WINS THE TOUR
>>77205406
advertisements are literally for idiots that need to be told what to do/think/buy
so theres nothing wrong with them, you're just over analyzing them
>>77205406
>watching commercials
>>77205406
It's not made for you, probably why you didn't 'get it'
Floberto Lantador
>ten Dam
godverdomme
>>77205421
>>77205420
It unironically will happen check these dublettes for proof.
>>77205430
I own both a land rover and mercedes
>>77205406
Commercials are all about repeating a brand/brand image whatever. You won't buy a merc because you saw them zooming around a suburb, you will buy a merc since you know the brand. Familiarity and shit.
>>77205434
HE'S DOING IT
>>77205419
or a furby
>>77205436
Mollema is killing them all.
I shouldn't have replied to this retard. >>77205442
It will be rainy
Based moleman setting a crazy pace. If cuntador cant finish this I will be upset.
>>77205406
Why would you voluntarily pay attention to advertisements. Protect your mind against hostile influences anon.
>>77205442
>I dont understand this mercedes advert!
>btw i own a mercedes
lads I need a screencap of that mountaintop fort
Télégraphe with Galibier is pretty GOAT mountain.
>>77205458
>these are not the roids you're looking for
Moleman killing everone
>>77205458
Alright pooinloo webm lad
nice to see you around this year
>>77205466
That would be a crime.
>>77205484
Vader never said that.
Old Ben Kenobi did.
>>77205458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9MShtCg4fk
AG2R doméstiques already destroyed
>>77205496
>A Major
Nice way to fuck up any music even before it starts.
contador has to go over the galibier on his own. his descending is utter shit these days.
Is it me or is 'Ben Swift' the perfect name for a cyclist
>>77205514
Fast Cyclist is even better
>>77205505
These aren't the bongos you're looking for, Barbosa.
Mikel Landa just breathed. I saw it happen.
>Aussies helping Sky
Fuck off, cunts.
>>77205514
Fred Swift would be funnier
>>77205520
Mountain Specialist.
>>77205520
Lance Legstrong is a good one too.
>>77205526
impossible
>Aru in the Sky train
>>77205520
kek
>>77205406
D-Day in HD is on, just flip channels during the 20,000 commercials and watch a great show.
Even with all it's flaws etc, you can't not like Contador if you like cycling desu.
Honestly, I never really liked him that much, but since he came back from his doping ban I came to appreciate him more.
woof
>>77205406
They are even more retarded in Europe.
time for horse category guys
>>77205511
8 kms of steep and technical descent, the rest until Serre-Chevalier is basically a highway, which means facing winds may destroy his lead.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY EARS ARE FINE YOU CUNTS
>>77205514
Biker Mollema
>>77205588
kek
>>77205514
Marco Velo
Select Cycling helmets captcha
Based robot cars trying not to kill us
>Contador retires after 2018
>Quintana to Trek-Segafredo
>Random teams helping Sky instead of attacking them
zzz
Roglic vs the GC riders. Who wins? everybody else is irrelevant now.
>cantana
Pffff Cantana.
Abandon already.
>cantana
Quintana choosing to mark Impey
and thats why can'tana doesn't usually attack
>CANTANA
>>77205610
Look at Aru sitting in the Skytrain. Start attacking you stupid fuck. Mollema is setting the pace ahead.
skywinslol
still 4 guys
maybe a soft attack in the final 500m and on the descenr
>>77205639
itll get steep with 35km to go, theres no point to attack now.
alberto wheelsucking
Bardet is a leftist btw
>quintana forfeiting
>>77205653
Good lad
>>77205653
good
Whats the max incline coming up ?
Denmark is a fag lol
>>77205653
Up with People
Dubs and Froome does a Porte on the descent.
>ARIGGA
>ORIGO
>RIGA BERTIE
>U RANE
>>77205665
>>77205668
>Gallopin
>doesn't galope up the horse mountain
Really gets my gears changing.
>>77205653
literally /ourguy/
>>77205669
8-10% on the final 7km of the climb.
>>77205653
I hate Bardet since he apologized to Froome for fans booing him. Pathetic
>>77205669
Average is 6.9 for the whole climb. The max is only about 10 near the top, but it's much longer stretches of 10 than you normally see.
>>77205653
Gee....rich well off elite athlete that is completely isolated from the world in which normal people live is a leftist
really activates ur almonds
Drones in cyclism when?Âż??????????
Drones in cyclism when?Âż??????????
Drones in cyclism when?Âż??????????
Drones in cyclism when?Âż??????????
>>77205653
Based Bardet
>>77205653
>from Brioude, Haute-Loire
>leftist
lol no
>>77205665
>>77205668
>>77205676
>>77205688
>>77205698
>>77205678
Rerollan
What if Froome has a mechanical and the sky train dont notice immediately. Can a Sky rider go BACK 100-200 meters to give Froome their bike?
GOATador looks tired. Happening cancelled
>>77205653
Source?
>>77205706
but drones don't have legs, how could they ride the bikes?
>>77205514
Pierre LaTour i like
>Bonus round:
Peirre Roger LaTour, because roger is another word for bum penetration, and he fucks the tour
>>77205718
he bluffs a lot
he just doesn't want to be on the front
>>77205717
Not allowed to ride against the direction of the race
>>77205653
ourguy
>>77205718
he's bluffing so he doesn't have to take turns
>>77205717
riding backwards is immediate DQ
>>77205717
The car is right behind him.
>>77205669
Max Incline is a climber m8
>>77205717
they would give it to him in a designated bike giving street
>>77205619
Treck did it on a flat stage recently I recall.
>>77205717
He can wait for him and give him his bike.
Based puma is going to win.
>>77205737
If he wasn't tired he'd take a turn. The gap is plummeting
>>77205653
Miss me yet, /tdf/?
Uran's dad was killed by a paramilitary group.
>>77205653
No wonder he's shit.
no thread when?
>dark as night outside
>tdf climbing galibier
megacomfy
>>77205685
>>77205653
>democracy
what an idiot
>>77205722
""""""""""" German humour"""""""""""???
Est ce que tu es originaire de l'Alsace?
:3
>>77205755
Voecklers dad was kidnapped by pirates (and killed)
>>77205755
>>77205795
Pirates +1
Surferdude
Contador ded
why is there so little crowd on this mountain?
Almost got my fake biker name winners list set up , just need the GC winner
Green jersey winner: Biker Swift
Mountain jersey winner: Max Incline
Young rider: Will Young
Yellow jersey winner: ?
JUST FINALLY FUCKING DO SOMETHING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pauwels !!!!!!
Give your energy
>dragging your surfboard over 2 km up a mountain for 5 seconds of TV time
>tfw you hear aircraft turbines descending
Comfyness lowering.
>no aircraft crashes in your house, it's just silent again
Comfyness rising.
>>77205819
Mario John
How close is Jeffrey's Bay to Col du Galibier?
>cuntador
LET MOLLEMA BE THE TEAM LEADER! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77205821
WAIT FOR THE STEEP BIT, LAST 7KM OF THE CLIMB
goddamnit
>>77205819
Lee yu
>>77205819
Romain Bardet
>>77205819
Juan Dice.
STOP WORKING, ROGLIC
>>77205819
yellow jersey: Kanye west
>>77205826
I live in Lisbon. I don't even hear airplanes anymore. Brain has completely filtered them.
ROGLIÄŚ
O
G
L
I
ÄŚ
Roglic literally cant descend
dubs and Froome has to take a shit on the side of the road
DAN MARTIN
M A R T I N
DAN THE MAN MARTIN SAVING THE STAGE FROM BEING BORING
>>77205857
Is he allowed to take skis from the team car and jump off the mountain?
They should send Dan Martin to face Mayweather, dude is a fucking warrior
REEEEEEEE
>>77205819
Johnny Mellow
Fuck Cuntador
GREMO PRIMOĹ˝
HIS NAME IS DAN MARTIN
>flarefags
>>77205857
Then how did he make it to the last mountain?
>>77205865
hopefully
>>77205858
>Implying he stops
>>77205819
Beef Sublime
>>77205851
The worrying thing was that the nearest airport that is big enough for turbine planes like 747 or whatever to land on is 85 km away. There shouldn't be any aircraft descending here unless they want to crash and fuck my shit up. That was the uncomfort causing thing.
That snow is cooked
There pace is fucking insane
Cuntador burned up Mollema and can't do shit. I'm going to France to have a word with him. UNACCEPTABLE
>kwiat kills nieve on a mountain
my nigga dan
>>77205890
>implying he shits
Marginals gains dictate pre race colonoscopies.
>>77205899
>There pace is fucking insane
Where?
Kwiat literally dead
Kwiatkowski is a fucking beast
>>77205914
The GC group
Time for landa to passive-aggressively murder froome with insane pace
>first attack
>nieve drops
Dunno m8, maybe it could have been interesting to be more agressive earlier in order to drop all of Froome's teammates
Kwiatovsky ded
>>77205653
"no'
very strong Roglic
>kwiatkowski
That looked fucking painful.
Neighbor is felling a tree
>>77205851
Bit of a hairy approach in Lisbon
Everyone knows this but I'm going to post it anyway.
Landa wins the tour next year.
>>77205923
yes please
GO ROGLIC GO
HYPE
Landa to ride away when?
>>77205923
Landa is mai waifu
>>77205937
the same was said about porte tbqh
>>77205931
for you
>martin
>Kwiat
at least dan martin killed kwiato and nieve
He's going to attack soon bros I know it. Nairo in yellow at the end of the stage.
>>77205952
Landa is actually gudd tho
QUINTANA IS ATTACKING
DAMNED MARTIN
>>77205964
Cant'ana literally fell off the mountain, and nobody noticed.
>>77205964
ALLEZ WAWA
>>77205952
Well maybe if he could stay on his bike he would have a chance.
Just kidding he couldn't beat Froome anyway.
Allez Warren !
>martin
LOTTO YUMBO
>>77205872
Underrated
>strong headwind
Nice place to attack, Martin.
Jezzz
Roglic is a beast
ALLEZ ROMAIN
BARDET
BARDET
FUCKING FINALLY
Allez Romain !!!!
ATTACK
>froome might win da tour without a single stage win
zzz
vamos roglic
BAAAAARDEEEEEEt
>aru
HERE WE GO
ALLEZ ROMAIN
le BARDET
Happenings
RIGO
I
G
O
ARU IS KILL
THIS TIME FOR REAL
FABIO ARU
WHERE ARE YOU?
WE'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW
YES ROMAIN
ASTANA GTFO
ARU DEAD
lads. can i get a quick run down of the stage? ive been out all day
i read on my phone >pinot and kittel is kill
GOOOOOOOOOOO
>ARu
Uran take my energy!!!
Allez Romain !!!
Allez Warren !!!
>Aru
poor Aru
Holy shit Landa is strong
that fucking landa
is Rigo /sp/?
>Aru
Dare I say Exposed
>>77206028
He's the strongest
IS THAT SHIT RUNNING DOWN HIS LEG?
Serious question, is landa a robot?
Actually, I just want to respond to the lot of you that disagreed with me some time ago.
>MR 3rd WEEK
KEK
fucking Froome sucking everyone's wheels
COME ON ARUUUUUUUU
ARRRRRRUUuuu
Holy hell, Landa was smooth as fuck coming back up to that group.
>>77206045
He's less spooky than Froome
>>77206048
RogliÄŤ to SKY when?
Froome attack coming soon
C'MON ARUUU
>>77206061
next year
he willlearn to be a good 2nd man to (whoever)
then lkeave sky and be useless as a leader
>>77206045
That kiddo kill?
Yates falls short
They are bullying Aru
>Attack
>Aru takes a lot to catch up
>finally does
>new attack
drop aru already
>>77206074
when will they learn?
>>77206077
Worst feeling desu
ARUUUUUUUUUUU
MY HEART IS BLEEDING FOR
YOOOUUUUUUUUU
>>77206060
let Landa attack pls Dave
>>77206089
How embarrassing
its to late now ;_;
tfw no rain
>>77206072
I think its some sort of EEG, nothing to worry about mate
stahp
Barguil the Brave of Brittany!
COME ON URAN. DON'T LISTEN TO KEK VAUGHTERS. ATTACKK11
>cuntador btfo again
>letting Yates back
Is Meintjes fucked in the head?
>Atapuma
top kek.
>>77206118
I'm still buttmad. Poor Mollema.
What are the chances of landslides in these mountains if its raining?
>>77206121
the legs probably, mate
Dutch and Colombians shit posting irl
I hate these faggots on the road
Fans are lit!!!!
>>77206103
Ok get well soon kid.
inb4 some fan kills vroomey
>>77206136
Fuck off they're great
>>77206136
I would be terrified.
>>77206136
yeah especially the skinny cunt in yellow
>>77206136
I want them falling in ravines
Fucking colombian fans
>All these faggots waving flags in their faces
This is why I could never be a professional cyclist desu. I'd probably end up punching someone
Holy fuck
All those coked up colombians
>that touge shot
south ameriniggers chimpin out
Get out of the road faggots
>>77206136
Is there no niggerhoop on tv?
>>77206105
He looks like he'd be the worlds worst lover.
>>77206153
Stupid reason. You literally punch a spectator in the face if they annoy you and nothing will happen to you.
>>77206153
it happens. Poels once took fans sun glasses from his head and threw them away.
Is Aru kill for tomorrow?
>>77206162
the americas were a huge mistake
>>77206168
its called soccer/football by the looks of it these days
>eternal anglos at the top of the mountain politely displaying their flag and respectfully remaining behind the barriers
>everyone else chimping out
sounds about right
>motorcycle protecting Froome
>>77206162
They need big trucks with water cannons to clear out the spectators
>>77206136
I wish I could see one of these fag disturbing the riders just in front of me so I could pull him off violently
>colombia
C'MON YATESY!
YATES YOU CAN
>Bardet constantly attacking
I actually want to see a French in yellow this year f.ams
someone post oleg tweets
GO ROGLAAA
Lads Rigo can beat Froome in the TT. Fuck Bardet. #TeamRigo
This descent looks scary :c
faggot ass cannondale directors probably tell uran not to attack
dubs and someone dies this descent
>>77206190
Pinot is the superior French rider
>>77206136
t. fattie who'd die within the first 200m of a Tour climb.
It is time.
>>77206190
Same. AG2R is based
>>77206200
fuuuuuuug hope its vroome
>attack in the crowd
>>77206202
only in meme value
>>77206200
>>77206200
TYBG
>>77206200
Fug
>>77206200
>>77206200
DELET
>>77206200
Shit.
dubs and it's froome
>riding off the road here
>literally nothing happened
heatenings
>>77206200
>>77206200
>>77206153
You'd have far greater pains to deal with.
>crash here
>unironically fall off a cliff and die
Good times. :D
this decent looks terrifying
TURN ON THE MOTOR
>aru is kill
>Sanic music starts playing
pliz don't die roglic
>this descent
Is cycling the most dangerous sport still practiced today? No protections at all, pure riding
Dubs and a motorcycle crashes off the mountain
>>77206200
Ai
I believe you
>>77206200
Flabour town?
>>77206229
Only 8kms. The rest is a merely a highway.
>>77206237
we rainbow road now
GOTTAGOFAST!
>>77206200
STOP THIS MADMAN
Colombians just can't attack
If the helo can fly parralel to you (height) you know it's going down deep.
This descent is harrowing to watch.
fug :DDD
How the fuck are there so many Slovenian fans in France. Everywhere you look there's a Slovenian flag
>>77206200
>>77206250
yes, but no laikitu to put you back on the road if you fall
who wins timebonuses?
>>77206271
They are French people with Slovenian flags. We love Slovenia :DDDDDDD
wheres Martin now?
>>77206271
There a lot of them. Even at the spring classics.
>>77206284
ded
KINO
>>77206271
Just hold french flag sideways you have slovenia.
>>77206291
>KINO
the whole stage tbqh
>>77206283
>>77206286
Diaspora strong
>>77206293
no
>52.7 MPH
>Dryhumping the top tube
Lewd
good effort cameralad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
Maybe Martin can't tuck because of his back?
>>77206296
nah, the Contador/Landa raid was much better. Except for Contador's attack, this stage has been a bit dull.
>>77206303
>MPH
pls
Race nullified.
>>77206271
Sagan brought cycling fever.
Like Lance with USA, Ullrich in Germany and Sky in the Holy Caliphate.
dub and froome somehow looses yellow today.
>>77206322
Sagan's not ours
boring stage desu
>>77206322
isn't sagan from SlovaKIA
>>77206322
>Sagan brought cycling fever.
He is Slovak though.
Based roglic
god tier TTer who can also win a stage with 2 horse mountains.
THANKS BARGUIL
>>77206322
Sagan is Slovakian
>leaders will fight for bonuses
Habbening
>>77206332
potato potato
>>77206322
top bantz
>>77206322
tsu
>literally me rn
>>77206296
It's been a beautiful stage, but a boring stage. Literally no happening.
>>77206332
>Slovenia thinks he isnt Slovakia
Shit I thought he wrote Slovenian.
Dunno if should delete the post.
>>77206322
>portuguese geography knowledge
>>77206361
literally the Terrence Malick of stages
ARU will win time bonification
Give the camera man with Roglic a raise, what a hero
>>77206364
IT'S 2 LATE
>>77206362
>>77206373
>>77206364
to
>>77206332
>>77206366
>>77206359
>>77206350
>>77206344
>>77206343
I JUST MISREAD IT BELIEVE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Going to throw some arrows at a round board after the stage.
Did Uran just lovetap Landa?
lets just wait fo froome and barguil to take 2nd and 3rd
skywinslol
Why don't they film the Tour de France with those iMAX Planet Earth cameras? Maybe not all stages but at least the aesthetic ones like today
>>77206391
You embarrassed yourself anonymously on the internet!
image limit soon
>>77206391
sure thing mate
>>77206373
>>77206402
they're not made of money, bruv. this is cycling!
>>77206410
He's not anonymous though, he's been shitposting like a salty little rat the whole tour.
Can Aru catch up?
aru my husbando :(
Someone please make a webm of that Colombian pedaling sitting on the top tube.
>they don't wear any underwear
>their tight, muscular thighs and butts are rubbing over the saddle all day
No wonder my dick is hard. Not even gay.
Kittel, and now Aru.
Next one is Froome.
>>77206415
PERRO CACA
>>77206423
Some times you have to make an investment to build the fanbase
>>77206436
>>77206424
> he's been shitposting like a salty little rat the whole tour
Excuse me?
Shitposting and salty about what exactly?
>aru
Was Kittels crash on tv?
Melania is yelling at the TV right now.
hroy hroy primus!! Hrattski muuuu!!!
Prut! Prut! Prut! Prut! Prut! Roglic!!!
>>77206466
barguil took him down, not more known
>>77206466
yes
>>77206466
Yes but you don't really see him.
It's posted in this thread.
ctrl + f Webm to try and find it!
>slight climb to the finish
QUINTANA TO ATTACK
>>77206466
Yes, but he was mostly obscured by other riders, so not a proper angle on him.
>>77206448
fantastic post
>>77206466
It's the one where Cummings cartwheeled into the field. There's webm in the thread.
>Aru
Pffff
>the city of Aru
>get in front of Froome
>take drink from bottle
>'accidentally' drop bottle while reaching for bottle cage
>Froome runs over bottle, crashes and dies
>look immediately horrified and appalled for the cameraman
>win the Tour sneakily
literally the perfect strategy prove me wrong
>>77206487
>>77206491
EXTRA C H O C C
>40s @Aru
>Barguil Sagan'd Kittel
>Matthews marks de gendt
>Barguil gets in front and takes stage
Morten Bennekou is a tactical genius
Tour de France coverage should be about 30% cycling and 70% travel/history/culture. The broadcast should be like a John Vaillant novel; an exploration of France with a bike race as the loosely followed narrative to tie it all together.
Quintana 5km behind the yellow jersey
>Gr. Quintana 6.5km
QUINTANA ATTACK?
IMAGE LIMIT REACHED
>Froome never in front
>wins the tour
I don't get this meme.
BASED ROGLIÄŚ
>>77206521
Most patrician way to win Le Tour.
>>77206506
Sunweb have been the best team on the Tour desu, they'll end up with both green and dotted shirts + stage victories + super combative.
>>77206521
Like the riders suffering their way up the mountains, so too must us suffer the lack if images.
>>77206521
Time trials make for the most boring tours. Same in the Armstrong years.
somebody make a new thread. i have a dank meme pic that needs posting
>>77206521
Just buy your competitors and let them ride for you.
>>77206542
save it for the post ride thread
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>>77206542
post it in an unrelated thread and link to it :^)
Well deserved desu
CAN'T BOG THE ROG
>>77206551
Grats lad, massive win
>>77206541
this tour has a really small amount of TT kms but it's still going to be decided on the final tt stage.
Great ride, Roglic. Kudos, Slovenia.
>>77206506
richie porte disapproves
VROOME
>>77206530
>loses degencuck
>gets Michael Hungthews
Must feel good.
>skywinslol
every fucking time
Bonus secs to Froome
Kek
not even sad for Aru
fuck yes roglic
URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN
Disappointing outcome
>Uran sucks Bardet's wheel all stage long
>passes him on the line and takes 6''
feels bad man
BASED
>>77206565
I would love to see a tour with only the initial TT.
Just to see if it would make the mountain stages more importaint.
fucking Froome cucking Bardet
URAN WINS 2 BONUS SECONDS
Uran only attacks 100 meters away from the finish lines
Are we back to pretending that Uran is a good TTer?
>>77206510
... no?
Lotto Yumbo :3
They should make a 40 stage Tour. Call it the IronTour or something
>>77206609
Colombian national record for longest attack in the tour
BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO BARDET BTFO
>aru
>>77206595
this is how you race a bike
Rocket Rog
>>77206595
URAN'D
Uran TTs this year:
95th (stage 1 this tour)
34th @ Romandie (lost 1'33 to Froome over 18km)
33rd @ Pais Vasco (lost 2 minutes to Valverde over 27km)
56th @ Tirreno (lost 6s to Quintana over 10km)
25th @ Ruta del Sol (lost 45s to Valverde over 12km)
His last good TT was 2014.
>>77206720
>losing time to can'tana in a TT
its over
>>77206720
>lost 6s to Quintana
>in a TT
Wow.
>>77206720
Every one is good at TT when they're on team Sky
>>77206757
He was with Quickstep ;^)
>>77206720
gay ass cannondale slice is made for triathlon tards
becomes a big parachute for bike racers without all the gay triathlon gimmicks on it
>>77206766
Yeah, I'm sure he improved TT after leaving Sky ;^)
>>77206757
everyone is good at microdosing EPO on tenerife when you at sky
>>77206791
His results are public record, bro.
His one year at Quickstep:
2nd in La Vuelta ITT - losing 15s to Martin, beating Cancellara.
3rd in Giro Mountain Time Trial
1st in Giro ITT over 42km
Nothing remotely like that in 3 years at Sky. But you know, narratives.
I like how Aru is still not definitely dead. Optimism is clearly gone, but at least he fights hard.
Froome will inevitably win. Bardet can't find a way to get rid of him and Landa.
>>77206859
His form varies so much from stage to stage, he can be a beast tomorrow again
>Win a bike race
>Have to hug Macron
Please Lord make Froome .........
>>77206955
He already did
>>77204125
I wanted to say that for a long time, but...
NANOMACHINES SON
MACRON IS HERE
great stage lads
First Tour stage win for Slovenia ever
This will do wonders for slovene cycling