/tdf/ - Stage 16

>Here, as journalists attempted to glean something from Team Sky’s limited media access on the rest day, Brailsford accused a cyclingnews.com writer, Barry Ryan, of “writing shit about [him]” and told him he was excluded from listening to Froome as the race leader spoke to television outlets. That came after a similar episode with the website’s editor Daniel Benson earlier in the race.
>Asked by Ryan what elements of the article he objected to, Brailsford was then reported to have said: “I’m not getting into that. It was opinion, you write shit. We make ourselves available, we answer all the questions and you write this shit.” The exchange ended with Brailsford telling Ryan he could “stick it up your arse”.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jul/17/team-sky-sir-dave-brailsford-verbal-attack-cycling-journalist

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they should run this stage backward

>>77188792
yeah, i was a bit bored

>>77188786
Chris Froome is by far the most sympathetic person involved with Team Sky.

I hope some massive skeletons (hehe) will come out of Brailsford's and Wiggins' closets so they get torn down completely.
That said, cyclingnews is p shit

>>77188778
>Uphill sprint finish
MATHEWSWINSLOL

Gott strafe England

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Post your bike

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>>77188932

>>77188932
>bycicle pictures with small ring and big cog
Into le trash

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>>77188786
>>77188821
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as froome, is in fact, froome/Sky, or as I've recently taken to calling it, froome plus Sky. froome is not a train unto himself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning and ruthless locomotive system made useful by the domestiques, helpers, cars and motors comprising a full team as defined by the UCI.

Many teams use a modified version of the froome tactic every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of froome tactic which is widely used today is often merely called froome, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the froome plus Sky system, developed by Dave Brailsford.

There really is a froome, and the peleton are chasing him, but he is just a part of the locomotive system they chase. froome is the kernel: the core rider who allocates domestiques resources towards the maillot jaune.The kernel is an essential part of a locomotive system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete train. froome is normally used in combination with the Sky locomotive system: the whole system is basically Sky with froome added, or Sky/froome. All the so-called froome tactics are really tactics of Sky/froome!

>>77188970
>not spinning

>>77188970
>changing to big ring and small cog after going up a 15% wall just because arbitrary rules about bike pictures
Do you also live by the Velominati rule book.

Shit stage desu

>>77189002
If Froome didn't BTFO everyone on the individual TTs, this would be the perfect meme

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>>77188932

>>77188970
get mad

Philippe Gilbert won't start today's stage due to a viral gastroenteritis.

it's a "there's a 2% chance of crosswinds so we'll talk about crosswinds all day" stage

>>77189375
>the commentator who cried crosswinds

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>https://www.cube.eu/2017/road-triathlon/cross-race/cube-cross-race-blacknwhite-2017/
Bought this for 1,100 € a month ago.
It's my first road bike, how much did i fuck up?

>>77189406
seems good enough

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first for ned

>>77189375
Danish tv is going to cut to their weather studio at least 10 times during the stage.

>>77189132
No.
I live by the A E S T H E T I C rules or nature.


It just doesn't look good senpai.

>>77188932
>Needing water
Top pleb

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>>77188778
Bit late today, sorry.
>using pedals

>>77189406
Looks very good.
But isn't it a cyclocross bike?

>>77188778
Matthews wins the intermediate (unless there's a break which he somehow missed), Kittel wins the stage. Go on, deny this. You can't.

>>77189438
Was afraid of killing the tires non-stop because the roads around here are shit-tier, so i opted for the cyclocross version.

kittel? more like kettle amirite

>>77189452
I honestly think you made the right choice then, as you can always put so slick tires in it if you want longer speedier rides.

I was thinking of assembling a bicycle from old parts just for cyclo cross actually.

is KITTEL the VETTEL of CYCLING?

>>77189483
Nah Kittel is alpha, Vettel is a whiny bitchboi

>>77189406
It is a cross bike and not a 'real' road bike. But with 105 components on a new bike you can't fuck up. Looks good.

>>77189452
As long as there as no sharp rocks, glass or thorns that fuck up any tire bike tires tend to not get punctures that much. That is if you keep them properly inflated to prevent pinch flats.

I would recommend getting road slicks if you're going to use it as a road bike as they make a massive difference. And I'd get something smoothly rolling instead of trying to get the most puncture resistant tire.

>>77189406
I have a mtb with disc brakes but I like normal ones better.

>>77189501
Yeah, I doubt roads in Germany are worse than here and I only use Veloflex tubular and Veloflex tires with latex inner and I almost never get a puncture.

Comfy too.

>>77188932
Here's a shitty non-driveside picture
>tfw phone takes photos so large you have to scale them down

>>77189452
>>77189460
Get some 35 or 38mm compass tyres and set them up tubeless for maximum comfy

>>77189437
I don't understand this meme is it abstract ?

i kissed a girl yesterday. didn't enjoy it.

>>77189515
nice pic

>>77189532
Then you woke up and posted here?

>>77189508
Veloflex tubs/tires with latex tubes are absolutely amazing. And their puncture protection is also pretty great. This summer I've done more mileage on my road bike with the Veloflex tires than my CX commuter that has memeskins and the memeskins have gotten punctures while the handmade Italian "puncture magnets" haven't had a single puncture. *knocks on wood*

>>77189523
It happened in 2015.

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>>77189535
fugg

>>77189532
i went biking with a girl yesterday tbqh

>tfw want to go for a ride but know my knee will act up

Anyone else who has had knee problems? Anything I can do other than take it slow?

>>77189563
Go to a fuckin doktor
Don't risk doing permanent damage

>>77189563
raise your saddle and make sure that your cleats are adjusted

>tfw no Tour of Japan with stages in mountains like Haruna, Usui, Akagi, Myogi, Irohazaka and Saitama roads under reform

>>77188778
>13h40
Is this benig broadcasted on telly over here?

>>77189592
there's a live stream on sportschau.de for the entire stage

>>77189542
Yeah, not only that they are top tier comfy at all psi you put them on (specially the tubulars) and feel fast as fuck. Adding how they are amazing while cornering I haven't bought another another brand since I tried them years ago (still keep meme tires for the trainer at home).
They are expensive tho but worth it depending on your ridding habits.

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>>77189598
Arigato senpai.

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>>77189582
I would rather see a tour de USA with the Queen stage in Hawaii

Why doesn't Bennett haka before the stages?

>>77189623
With a TT in Pikes Peak?

>>77188821
>>77189002
Froome is the face of Sky. Sky couldn't be what they are without him. He can control the direction of the team, both during the race and in how the team interacts with the public/news media. When you're the mutli-TDR winning face of a team, you can't divorce yourself from the team's shitty behaviors.

>>77189636
No a TT in the outskirts of New Orleans. Whomever doesnt get their bike stolen wins the race

>>77189623
>4200m

lmao
this kills the cyclist

Oh good, America's awake to talk to himself again

>>77189657
>team cars with oxygen tanks for riders

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The good, the Bak and the ugly
I'll be Bak
Men in Bak
Bak to the Future
BrokeBak Mountain
The Empire Strikes Bak
Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Bak Pearl
Police Academy 3: Bak in training
A Bak's Life

>>77189614
They aren't even that expensive when compared to similar tires on the market. And at least for me going through a few sets of tires per year isn't really that big of a problem. It's the price I'm willing to pay for an amazing ride.

>>77189666
Love you too, sweetie.

>>77189623
goot time trial stage

>>77189002
This would be perfect pasta if it wasn't for Basso at Liquigas perfecting this system first iirc (dunno if anybody did it before to perfection like Liquigas on the 2010 Giro).
Agnoli, Nibali, Kiserlovski, dall'Antonia, Sylvester Szmyd and Bodnar fucking grinded the entire peloton.
Too bad Basso wasn't good enough at ITT to have a shot at TdF.

>you now remember Iban Mayo choking in the tour every single year

>>77189724
Gewiss-Ballan

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activated

the tour is passing by in the village im in for holiday lads
only my house is quite far from the road and im a bit tired so i wont come out

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>>77189375
>forecast is 6-9 m/s from 135-155km mark
>same strength tailwind from 155 to the finish

This could be huge tbqh

>>77189750
Please write >pinot on the road

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>>77189740
Shieet didn't remember those, I guess I didn't follow cycling as much in those days desu.

Had to go on wiki and this was there, jesus christ those 90's were insane kek

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>>77189759
the village prepared a HUGE fruit pie for the occasion

>>77189750
Just go faggot. Ive been 3 times and all were fun experiences

>>77189753
is it worth it to attack on the climb and then hope that the peloton is going to struggle with winds?

>>77189563
Stop grinding lmao fag

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>>77189759
pls no bully guys

>>77189774
There will be huge cuts in the peloton if a move is made with those winds.

RIP Aru if he doesn't open his eyes and protects himself.

what tv channel/stream do you boys and girls watch TdF?

>>77189789
concidering the fact that froome is going to win a lot of time on the TT i'd risk it if I were Aru or Bardet.

>>77189774
Not for the GC guys. It's headwind for 20 or so km. crosswind for 10 (not 20) and tailwind for 10km. Maybe sky will try in the crosswind. It's pretty heavy.

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>>77189774
>is it worth it to attack

Always !

>>77189804
http://sport.francetvinfo.fr/tour-de-france/direct
stream since i dont have a tv

>>77189809
But does Aru even have the team to make a move? Only Bardet seems to have some capable men, maybe with some help from Uran, but AG2R alone can't beat Sky.
Also Aru is such a pussy that he's probably more worried of losing 2nd place to Bardet or Uran than actually winning TdF.

I'm a bit disappointed with Aru desu.

>>77189770
Ah yes, very cute.

>>77189804
British Eurosport stream

been out of the loop since froome started his dynasty.

are there any good guys left?

my old favorite was contador btw

>>77189841
Astana are shambles this year without Scarponi, Fuglsang and Nibbles, but if ag2r or sky push the group up the climb he might try solo in the last km or so. Afterwards however I don't know.

>>77189853
> my old favorite was contador btw
He's not exactly dead yet.

>>77189804
Eurosportplayer

>>77189853
Dan Martin is the good guy atm

>>77189878
Him and Duran Duran

>>77189443
>light uphill finish
>anyone but matthews/degenkolb

Henk plz

>>77189869
he might aswell be. hasn't he crashed like 8 times this year?

>>77189878
i'll keep an eye out for him m8

i just want them to dope again desu.. give back virenque and vinokourov. atleast it was exciting back then.

>>77189880
>>77189878
Definitely /ourguys/

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>tfw off to holiday after today's stage so I'll miss the rest of le Tour

>>77189900
Yet he still got up 8 times.
He's still a brave lad with balls of steel, something this peloton is missing a lot.

>>77189804
NOS (dutch state television, coverage without ads)

>>77189889
That OP seems like a flat finish, do you have a profile of the finish?

>>77189834
>>77189852
>>77189871
>>77189922
god bless. I think i have eurosport so will get on that in a bit

>>77189930
There a "hill" of 20 meters

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>>77189930

>>77189563
go see your doctor
raise the saddle
go swimming

>>77189880
His name is Rigo and he dances on the sand

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>>77189984

PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
I'M A MAN OF WATTS AND PACE
I'VE BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG, LONG RACE
STOLE MANY A MAN'S GC PLACE

Durianrider should really stop posting here, youre 50 for christ sake

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>>77190023
I WAS 'ROUND WHEN PETE SAGAN
HAD HIS MOMENT OF DANGEROUS LINE CHANGE
BE DAMN SURE DEMARE
SHAT HIS PANTS, ABANDONED RACE

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>tfw the ol reliable 1080p acestream is down

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>>77190028
PLEASED TO MEET YOU
HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME
BUT WHAT'S PUZZLING YOU
IS THE NATURE OF MY GAME

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>>77190037
I STUCK AROUND THE PYRENEES
WHEN I SAW IT WAS A TIME FOR A CHANGE
DROPPED CHRIS FROOME AND HIS DOMESTIQUES
SIR DAVE BRAILSFORD SCREAMED IN VAIN

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>>77190043
RODE LIKE A TANK
KEPT MY OVERALL RANK
WHEN THE HEATWAVE RAGED
AND THE ARMPITS STANK

It will be a kwl episode

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>>77190057
PLEASED TO MEET YOU (Woo woo)
HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME, OH YEAH (Woo woo)
AHHH WHAT'S PUZZLING YOU (Woo woo)
IS THE NATURE OF MY GAME, AH YEAH (Woo woo)

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>>77190072
I WATCHED WITH GLEE
WHILE HIGH BUDGET TEAMS *Woo woo*
FOUGHT TO KEEP MY PACE
WITH THE GUYS THEEEY PAYED *Woo woo*

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>>77190023
>>77190028
>>77190037
>>77190043
>>77190057
>>77190072
>>77190081

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>>77190081
I SHOUTED OUT,
"WHO SENT HOME RICHIE P?" (Woo woo)
WHEN AFTER ALL
HE JUST LOCKED HIS WHEEL (Woo woo)

>TdF
>thunderstorms
>bebsi
>beer
>ice cream
this is a good afternoon.

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>>77190099
>>77190081
>>77190072
>>77190057
>>77190043
>>77190037
>>77190028
>>77190023

>>77190099
>>77190081
>>77190072
Is this the famous nordic autism

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What happens it Bardet wins TdF?

>>77190111
yea but its been watered down a little for you southern darkies to handle

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>>77190099
LET ME PLEASE INTRODUUUCE MYSELF
I'M A MAN OF WATTS.. AND PACE *Woo woo*
AND I'LL ATTACK WITH CONTADOR
THEY'RE ALL DROPPED BEFORE WE REACH MARSEILLE *Woo woo*

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>>77190124
JUST AS EVERY COP IS A CRIMINAL...

AND ALL THE SPINNERS SAINTS...

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THANKS JUAN

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>>77190134
AS SKY WILL FAIL
JUST CALL ME "GANADOR"
'CAUSE I'M IN NEED OF SOME CHAMPAGNE

>>77189750
if i get dubs you have to scream "GO SKELLY" when froome goes by

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>>77190150
SO IF YOU MEET ME
HAVE SOME COURTESY
HAVE SOME SYMPATHY AND SOME TASTE

>that wind
H Y P E
Y
P
E

Has /tdf/ given up and accepted Christopher Froome as the winner of the 2017 the tour of france yet?

>>77190168
Who?

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>>77190160
USE AAAALL YOUR BACKDATED TUEs
I'LL STILL LEAVE YOU IN MY WAKE
AAAH YEAH

>>77190168
You seen tomorrows and Day after stage? Nothing decided yet

>>77190168
Not until one final Quintana attack.

>>77190163
i had beans and garlic last night

its the greatest export of my ass

fuck froome
fruck sky
fuck all brits

SHOTS FIRED

>>77190168
After seeing how they didn't even try on Sunday I've accepted that this is Froomey's win. Everyone seems to be too busy to defend their top 5 to take a risk and attack when the opportunity presents itself.

>>77190163
stop it. it's the hope that kills us.

there will be no crosswinds.

rip gilbert apparently

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>>77189750

>ywn get to eat 7k calories worth of delicious pasta every day

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>>77190198

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>>77189420

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Wake up time on the east coast. Good to see that the britbongs are already shitposting at even the slightest insult to skeletor.

>>77189666

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They forgot to finish that bridge la.

>>77190218
Gastroenteritis.

>that train horn
Ruh roh.

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D É P A R T

Rain in 5.

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>>77190276
it's a french thing

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Today if have a hangover because i ate a bunch of fastfood. I knew it was bad for me but i did it anyway. I have to quit doing this. I have to grow up. It doesn't just hurt me but also my gf Laura. I can't believe she still stays with me.
#neveragain #1stdayofsobriety

>>77190276
They'll finish it after lunch

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>Mandela day

>>77190307
pretty disgusting senpai

>>77190307
kys

>>77190307
Good post

>>77190317
Why dont fins celebrate violent communist terrorist day ?

>>77190378
>hating communism

>le mandela was a bad guy meme
Ah yes, very good and edgy

Eating chocolate and drinking milk here, comfy! Hope sidewinds will crush the peloton
Hope froome has a "mechanical"
Hope edvald finally wins his deserved stage win

>>77190035
707efd4bee3c2eae81019eaadc021df810efe942

not 1080 but pretty good

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How was your morning ride lads?

I did some uncomfy climbing to comfy locations.

>>77190376
Thanks austriabro

>>77190381
>eating macao

>>77190386
lol fag sören

>French "Cameras"

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>>77190381
>>77190381
commies get out

>>77190386
hardly matters, SA is a burning shitpile anyway

>>77190396
reminder to eat Fazer chocolate, it has real milk rather than some disgusting milk powder

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>>77190401
>tfw 34/32 is not granny enough for me

>>77190401
rainy so no ride

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>>77190381

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>>77190406
Macao is too big to be eaten

>>77190401
In torrential rain to work

>>77190419
buy a mtb gearing and go with 22/46 or something

>>77190401
This must be racist somehow.

poor contador

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>>77190414
>>77190430

FIX THE DAMN CAMERAS

>>77190445
Yeah throw away tons of plastic shit that ends up in the oceans NICE. Fuck megacorps

>ITS A THREE MAN MENE BREAKAWAY WITH NO CHANCE TO WIN BUT THEY DO IT FOR THE SPONSORS WHO TELL THEM OVER THE RADIO EPISODE

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Comfy castle.

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nymphet

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LAURA ALERT.
Degenkolb says the finish will be chaotic and the start can be very hard. He also said there was a chance for sidewinds and was confident in his teams chances for both protecting Contador and he/trek had a chance for a stage win.

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>Quintana

This is getting spicy

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Check the flags, WIND

>>77190524
fuck me

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>Degand and De Gendt both in the break just to fuck the foreign commentators

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>>77190524
Mountain echelons?

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Who /OTS /here?

someone has a stream link?

i'm getting hard for this stage

>>77190540
Easy, one is pronounced "The Gone" and one is pronounced "The Gent"

>>77190601
google eurosport stream pal

>>77190601
Cricfree, fäm.

>>77190606
Give her la tête.

BOMB! BOMB!

>>77190401
Are those castelli volo shorts, have you had them long?

Fuck yeah this could actually work out for Kittel.

>>77190638
yes, had them for about a year, I ride a lot though so theyve been used extensively.

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>blue

>>77190626
Mangecetchatte445

lmao i'm smoking weed for the first time in like 3 years right now

everything is so damn comfy

>>77190668
rip edp

>>77190674
DUDE

Oh fuck Kittel dropped and isolated according to my tracker.

really like the wanty bike especially bar tape lads

>>77190678
His new channel is tastethis2inchdick445

LOOK AT THAT FLAG MANG"!

>>77190681
PLANTS

>>77190674
feels good, mang.

>>77190664
Lovely

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Who would win, professional cyclists or some wind?

KITTEL DED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT
KITTEL IS DED
SUNWEB, ENGAGE!

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>>77190724
>force kittel to finish outside timelimit in order to win green jersey
next stage maybe

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This is looking interesting lads. I like kittel but I hope he doesnt make it back.

Quick pleb btfo.

Kittel has 1 millionquidrillion points. They will never come close.

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>>77190737

>>77190738
Quickpleb
Sunbad
A-Gay-2R
Sky Doping
Movishit
Asstana
Cannonfail
Failers-des-Jeux

>>77190761
A-shit-2R makes more sense pronunciation-wise

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A Spanish newspapers publishes today an interview with Movistar's team manager where he drops some bits you may find interesting:

-He admits Quitana has barely improved from his 2013 TdF performance ("there's been a kind of a regression").
-He claims Quintana's form this season has been a disappointment ("it was a Giro with no brilliance").
-He does not deny the team's interest to sign Landa for the next season ("he has yet to give us a 'no' for 2018").

>>77190775
Goatmanlet on suicide watch

>>77190775
colombian manlet botf

BREAKING THIS RACE IN TWO

>>77190655
I have a few pairs and they all developed holes on the side of the ass around the chamois, can't really wear them anymore. It was weird.

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>>77190775
Poor Can'tana

Bennett might be in the btfo'd group with kittel

>>77190775
Qintana Giro was OK.
Now he is very tired from the Giro so he is underperforming that's all.
Qintana attack soon

>>77190795
He is, and Groenewegen as well

Can't even watch fucking cycling without being lectured on MUH HOLOHOAX. Ay rmao.

>>77190793
He looks good desu.
When he's not on a bike ofc.

>>77190401
I think I might know where this is.

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For those of you who were here, I'm the anon who decided to go watch the Tour as a spectator on Sunday because it was in my region.
Do you guys know how I could convert a heavy mp4 video into a light sized .webm ?

>>77190811
lel
Live as a German is suffering.

>>77190811
This nigger is still going on.

>>77190775
>Landa signs with Movistar for 2018
>crashes the Giro with no survivors
>Can'tana fails once again at the Tour that has a ton of TT kms to attract Dumoulin
>Landa crashes Vuelta with no survivors
>2019
>Landa wins the Tour

>>77190791
that sucks, I hope mine doesnt do that anytime soon. I really like them, very comfy shorts.

>>77190816
ffmpeg

George Bennett rekt

>>77190816
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases

>>77190813
I doubt it, things look very much alike in the alps, but go ahead and guess.

>>77190816
https://github.com/Cephel/4chan-webm-maker

>>77190811
Don't you feel a sense of shame to even be german? Maybe it's better to be an european. A citizen of the world. We should learn from the past and embrace all cultures and people.

>>77190816
Did you get a good shot of the moleman?

>>77190834
>>77190842
>>77190845
I've already tried some sites and softwares once but it converted in heavy webm, I need one that can make webm I can post on here with a good enough quality

>>77190844
Savognin

>>77190852
Nope, unfortunately I was taking my phone when he arrived and as I was on shitty flat road he passed by very fast

>>77190858
how long is the video?

>>77190858
ffmpeg

Will Matthew win the green shirt?

A minute for Kittel. And he looks like he's suffering. He looks fatigued.

>>77190858
Literally ffmpeg, or try a gooey of you don't want to mess with command line stuff

>>77190849
Fuck off Merkel.

>>77190827
looking at movistars teams efforts this tour i doubt they could crash a shopping cart

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>>77190864
nein, its Färmelberg

>>77190524

WIND IN 5 MINUTES

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>>77190883
Your mummy sucks

>>77190849
this is what retarded germans actually believe. There's been a few cases of german and brit tourists in Finland going over the Russian border for a moment just for fun, then getting butthurt when the border guard rounds them up in a few days and holds them for a few hours, in the end just giving them a fine. I hope some day Russians pick them up instead and keep them a few weeks.

How the fuck did germans forget about proper border security, you had a good border inside your country. They even had dogs and guns to hurt you with. 30 years and you are pretending like you dont know borders arent just lines on maps.

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>>77190893
I see. The mountains looked familiar.

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What is the difference in rider pay between low, mid, and high tier teams?

Is cycling a realistic career choice in europe?

>>77190941
>suomi goes on an unrelated asperger ramble
Sprölölö 0/100.

hello

Sadly I can't watch today's stage
Hope you have fun

xoxo

HORSE QTGORY

Tour De Horse when?

Le girl on le horse

>>77190941
germans and swedes are a lost cause.

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>>77190982

I like kittel but it really would be fun if sunweb manages to keep him behind the race today, the finish will be more exciting and the green jersey gets tighter.

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>>77190827
Is this the best timeline?

>>77190980
>>77190982
>>77190983
>>77190984

>>77190967
Lowest around €70k a year, Froome-Sagan €5-7m
Fuglsang-Majka types €1-2m

Quintana-Contador ~3m

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>Lotto riding on the front of the Kittel group even though Greipel is in the front group

Its like they want to lose.

>>77190967
Not great. Best riders get decent money, but even then its basically 24/7 job with shit load of travelling.

https://cyclingtips.com/2010/11/how-much-do-pro-cyclists-make/

>>77190999
Trips confirm

>>77190973
ty

rip bennet....

>>77191016
yeah but its a pretty nice job

>>77191027
I guess it is for some, and it really does take special kinda person anyway to make it to top level of many sports. But consider being some c-tier rider, with very little job security, few chances to even try winning anything, etc. Even though its a team sport, its the individuals who are celebrated. Must suck for a competitive guys, and I doubt there are many riders who arent competitive.

>All those strawberries

damn

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thats a big pie

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>someone spent time making this

>>77190967
The cut off is rather high as well since the amount of pros are low.

>>77191052
That's some nice strawberry pizza.

>>77190991
Only relevant countries may bully. Denmark is Germanys hat.

>>77189770
Its Anons village! Good looking pie there, hope you get a taste anon!

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>>77190877
>>77190881
ok, I'll try that, thanks

>>77191052
He looks like old Allu

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>this much side wind

I want to see some attacks tbqh

>>77191066
Could you get rid of all those lice you nasty fuck

t. hat

>>77191052
I have some cream for that.

DUBS FOR BORDURES

>>77191068

Judge Dredd there on the bike, watch out

I want to break into Sunwebs hotel and shave geschkes beard

I don't give a shit about the green jersey

It's going to be a boring Kittelwinsl...

BASED SUNWEB

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>>77191108
In the old days The directors/owners would never let somebody have a beard. You had to look presentable for the sponsor.

>>77191068
>>77190877
>>77190881
Damn, how does this work ? I only got folders with files

>>77191010
does Froome have any endorsements?

seems like Sagan would endorse diarrhea medication if they threw him a couple shekels

>>77191125
Pretty sure theres a readme in there

>>77191133
>couple shekels
He lives in Monaco. He rich.

>>77191125
can you just upload it some some website and link it? How big is the filesize?

>>77191140
doesnt ffmpeg have like half a million features? For simply converting one file to desired file its not really "just read the readme" type of program.

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>only 100 km to go

>>77191094
STOP BULLYING ME!!!

>>77191133
He's wearing that fucking ugly nose ring after stages. I hope he gets a minor fortune for that humiliation.

>>77191146
thats the point

he endorses everything

>>77191125
go to the /bin folder, use ffmpeg
but judging from your tech illiteracy you won't be able to use commandline to make a webm

have a template:
ffmpeg -i horrible.mkv -ss 00:06:12.000 -to 00:06:59.000 -c:v libvpx -crf 4 -b:v 1500K -vf scale=1280:-1 badhorse.webm

the mkv is the file you want to make the webm out of, -ss is for no sound, then comes the timestamp (hours:minutes:seconds), bunch of stuff you won't have to worry about, the 1500K is the bitrate which is the main factor in how big your webm is going to be, tweak with that to make it optimal, the scale 1280 is horizontal resulotion, the -1 makes it so the vertical resolution is done automatically to scale, then comes the filename you want

Hope that helps

>>77191153
>You will never be the iPhone of a decently boob'd asian slut
Why even live?

>>77191155
Why aren't you optimizing airflow through your nose with the Turbine™ nostril jet enhancer

Abandón Bennett

Bennett abandon

BENNETT IS KILL

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>>77191160
Good effort, m8.

I'll sit here waiting for his white flag.

>>77191140
even reading the readme file doesn't tell me anything, I'm not good enough in computer for that

>>77191152
I'll try to do it online and if I can't I'll just upload it on Mega.
The best video is 42mo but I just wanted to shot it for you guys who have never been on the tour and want to see how it looks from the side of the road, there is nothing really interesting on it and the racers goes by fast

F

>>77191179
what does white flag do in ffmpeg?

I haven't ridden my bike in a week

how out of shape am I going to be