/trans/ - Hammers & Shoulders Edition

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(not barkley please)

Chelsea please sign a striker

Some more Neymar to PSG stuff

http://www.marca.com/en/football/barcelona/2017/07/17/596cf4a2468aeb3f0c8b45b9.html

>Winger would earn €30m plus per season
Ben Arfa or Neymar hmmmm

>>77181977
no. go die. quickly.

What do we do when we all get banned from 4chan by May?

>>77182034
Go to our local Tobey's and talk about transfer rumours with randoms

>>77182034
I'm just gonna pretend om still here posting stuff in notepad

77182061
>being this much of a fucking britaboo

>>77182034
>>77182061

how was transfer news in your countries before the internet? here it was some newspaper bringing up the same names for ever and ever.

our press was obssessed with Gallardo and Pires and they made news of them joining Galatasaray for years

>>77182061
Gonna print off a life-size photo of 190cm and pin it to the pillar by my table. At random intervals I'll shout out "WALKS TOWARDS YOUR FOOD", it'll be well bantz.

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>>77182089

>>77181951
We get it, you play EU4

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>Soton want 70mil for VVD
>Wonga puts in a bid for 45mil

This fucking guy.

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>>77182089

>>77182145
>when wenger finds out his release clause is £44,999,999

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>>77181951

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>>77181941
kek everytime

>>77182229
how will bonucci ever replace him

>>77182145
>people make up bollocks for readers
>German autists take it as 100% proof it's happened

For 3 months people said Wonga made bids for Mbappe and he literally said he didn't. Or has Wonga also bid for Morata? Matic? Carvalho? Martins? Lemar? Etc?

>>77182110
????
This is fucking history mate, didn't you learn about Henry VIII at school? You know, Conn O'Neill surrendering to Henry VIII and forming the Kingdom of Ireland which was eventually united with UK?

>>77182201
Legally that would have to be accepted. Saint's aren't criminals like Liverpool.

>>77182219
Ta lad. What do you use to make it?

>>77182034
Isn't that only an American thing?

I can't fathom why the fuck the Davids would sign Joe fucking Hart. They need a striker, not a keeper on par with Adrian but on a way higher wage

>>77182279
It is, yes.

>>77182283
Home Grown?

>>77182266
Pixelmator, just cut out his face. Mess around with the blending option and fix up the most obvious jaggies around the edges with the brush

>>77182283
Rumours says that Bilic and Adrian had a falling out
Wanna buy Janssen?

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>>77182298
>Mac product
Laaaaaaaad. Either way. Good work. Can ya do one for this?

>>77182283
they're both incompetent cunts and they they have a seemingly non-existent scouting network

>>77182293
So >we'll be fine, and it's just the burgers that get restricted from 4chan, right?

>>77182302
why would they sell Janssen right now, they have Kane so they can afford to give him one more season

>>77182318
Theoretically; yeah. Basically ISP will have the ability to offer X or Y to get more customers. Or, for example, ComCast could pay Steam to have an Exclusivity Priority Download for Steam; so ComCast customers will get full download speed for Steam games, while everybody else will have limited download speed. Theoretically companies could ban/block 4chan.

>>77182344
to make room for a backup striker that can actully be a backup not a dead weight

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>>77182076

the glorious days of teletext

>>77182357
realistically what actually good striker can you even get without wasting 30 million euros

>>77182373
that's the problem we've been trtying to solve for a while lad. Janssen didn't work out hope we get >someone

>>77182293
Not really an issue for West Ham. Could just register some of the PL2 guys if need be.

>>77182302
10 mil and I'd be in for him, I think playing behind Kane just really fucked his confidence.
Even if there was a fallout Randolph isn't that much worse than Hart. I see no point in a loan to buy for an overpriced keeper

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will Swansea sign anyone

>>77182383
should have signed Defoe back

>>77182370
kek this

>>77182350
Is this not what most euros on /sp/ have been dreaming of

>>77182396
need someone that works in buildup play or the the system looks really bad. Defoe can't do that

>>77182314
Fair point, they do half decent scouting U-21s at least. Even if they won't give them any fucking chance.

At least the stadium deal would make West Ham a fairly attractive purchase for some rich arabs or some shit.

>>77182279
Nah. You need to enter your (((credit card))) details to be allowed on over 18s sites. Too many shekels would be lost and, worse, parents would have to actually look after their kids if they just banned under 18s from the internet instead.
You know how some places employ the opt out method? Well we employ the opt in method. It's easier that way when you want to watch what everyone is doing, but don't want to come right out and say it. Not that the goys would do anything if they did anyway.

>>77182201
I never really got that meme. What Wenger did is what any club does when someone has a minimum fee release and offer the minimum, that's why it's included in the contract. You wouldn't go to a shop, see something for a £1 and then say you'll give them £5 for it. Apparently that's how Liverpool think it works though.

>The whole point in having a release clause is so if a big club (or Arsenal) comes in for a player who's better than the club they play for there's no fucking about and they can leave
>Liverpool took this to mean "we'll get a minimum of whatever the release clause is and the rest is pure profit to keep"

The only memes in this situation are Liverpool and they should have been punished accordingly. There's so many cucks in this country though that if they had been punished it would have been more "proof" there's a "conspiracy" against Liverpool. Like in the same way there's a "conspiracy" against niggers in America because they have no self control and murder people for $3 which is obviously a big plan set up by the police or whites or whoever niggers/cucks are blaming at the minute.

>>77182254
He probably did almost sign all of them.

>>77182390
we've signed Roque Mesa, a talented midfielder that'll slot easily into the team and bring us back to the Swansea way.

We've also signed Harries, an up and coming Welsh center back to also bring us back to the Swansea way of establishing local youth talent such as Allen, MacDonald and Davies.

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>>77182311
Did what I could, but it's a lot tougher with the white skind and the extra chins and stuff

>>77182441
>they should have been punished accordingly
by who lol

>>77182454
>a guy who started 6 games for Coventry
>preventing relegation
oh wow he sure sounds great

>>77182475
because Rob Holding was shit for Arsenal this season?

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how many other premier league teams have levitating players

>>77182318
>>77182350
Are you guys talking abotu May's internet thing or the american net neutrality?

>>77182491
cloning center too

>>77182460
It'll do lad, it'll do.

I think I'm slowly becoming an alcoholic. There I said it. I was told put it out there would help.

>>77182034
>Implying it won't be by your ISP or Mobile Network

>>77182441
the only person that could punish them is Suarez and he decided to stay for another year anyway

>>77182495
nah they all just look the same

>>77182502
Stop drinking mate. That'll help you for sure

>>77182502
alcohols anonymous thread now

>>77182492
i was talking about the american net neutrality thing, i didn't hear about the may internet thing until just now

scary times we live in

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>>77182502

>>77182502
read that as autistic about three times then
must be some mental projection bs
gl m8

>>77182509
ratking was probably being hounded by the windowless scouse mafia

>>77182515
Wait, you're not drinking today? The problem is that the alcohol is the help.

>>77182528
>>77182543
>>77182554
Thanks for the support, I guess.

>>77182485
>League one defender apart of a relegated team
>not rotting in the PL2 like the rest of the Swansea youth
lol you have to be as dumb as you're fat to not think that

>>77182575
I drink rarely these days lad. It's not worth it

what is the origin of the 190kg walking towards you meme? who is that madman?

>>77182604
the fat cretin who supports Swansea and puts on an Irish accent in some videos to fool people into thinking it isn't him

>>77182604
From what I remember, it was posted on some Irish forum many years ago.

Definitely predates the tripfaggot.

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>>77182604
He "works" at the /trans/ pub

Aguero joining Chelsea

>>77182627
>>77182627
Is this the new one for this window?

>>77182627
>bartender goes to pour pint of Liverpool ale
>slips

>>77182635
yes, it's a work in progress for those who can

>>77182604
190kg is a tripfaggot who pretends he is an Irish lad. He's a shitposter on /sp/, /tv/ and /int/. People just pretend he's the fat fuck he pretends to be.

>>77182629
>Manchester City will not entertain offers for Chelsea transfer target Sergio Aguero
>2 Hours Ago

'no'

>>77182629
i don't get this at all, if Belotti's clause really is 85m why not spend the extra 20m on a player that's 5 years younger

>>77182653
He's nowhere near as good now and Chelsea need to win now

Also buying strikers from serie a is a risky move

>>77182653
belotti isn't really "proven" yet

City should start unsettling hazard desu

>>77182664
>>77182668
good points, you're probably right

I would worry about Aguero only being able to play about 70% of a season though if i were a chelsea fan

>>77182648
It's called driving up the fee Chelsea must pay to get him. Babby's first window?

>>77182729
HOWLING. It ain't happening lad.

>>77182653
If he has a release clause, Chelsea can come and get him whenever they want (assuming he wants to join, that is) so maybe they are no in a hurry for him?

>>77182742
t. increasingly worried Poonited/Liverslip/Arseshit/Shitty/Spuds fan

>>77182629
City have no reason to sell him.

Doubt Poop wants to start the season with 1 (one) striker.

>>77181999
>30 million a season
What in the fuck

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Swansea need to sign someone good

Who /lonely and suicidal/ here

>>77182870
try smiling more mate

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>>77182870
Don't forget scared of the future and alcoholic.

>>77182880
>tfw out of nowhere I've started drinking every night

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>>77182766
>so maybe they are no in a hurry for him?
Maybe they should be worried about another GAZUMPing

>>77182890
Drinking heavy or just a goodnight glass?

>>77182891
By who? there seem to be 3 strikers in the market (Belotti, Morata, Obama), and 2 teams interested (Chelsea, Milan).

>>77181976
He's out of evertons touring squad. It's happening and there's nothing you can do. Hope they don't spunk all of walkers money on him though :/

>>77182373
Bakambu

>>77182838
Swansea need to get relegated

>>77182901
Depends. Usually about three or four cans of beer. A few weeks ago I went hell for leather and got wrecked on a weekenight before work. Just at home, alone.

Point is, I never used to drink at home on my own at all.

>le Go outside in le sun for le 3 le hours
>Le get le sunburn
Life is fucks life

>>77182931
Stop then, just don't buy beer next time you go to the shop

>>77182931
Uh yeah, I'd cut out the beers then. You are supposed to be a responsible alcoholic.

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Reminder to ignore 190kg faggot

>>77182971
Trips are trips because they want attention, posting this constantly is just as bad as replying to him

>>77182947
stop posting forever

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>>77182947
>Life is fucks life
What does this even mean?

>>77182971

Whats the story behind this pic and 190cm tripfag?

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>>77182971
who is this actual person in the picture though?
origin of this photo la'?

>Sky in Italy reporting Paris Saint-Germain willing to pay Neymar’s £195m release clause

It's heating up!

>>77182931
>Point is, I never used to drink at home on my own at all.

this is an early step towards alcoholism m8.

>>77183040
His real name is Horace and he's a Welsh tripfag.

>>77183017
¿y?

>>77182818
Obviously they would reinvest the 70 or 80 million. Poop sees Memesus as his first choice striker now anyway, might as well get a huge fee for Aguero while he still can.

>>77183052
Horace?!

>>77183041
>the absolute state of the football transfer market
I know half this shit is made up but seriously do clubs want to end up like AC Milan did?

Rumour going around of Krychowiak to Atleti
Also to all the alcoholics out there I'd suggest diversifying your vices; worked for me.

>>77183077
>I know half this shit is made up but seriously do clubs want to end up like AC Milan did?
What are you talking about?

>>77183077
It's an interesting time because, like with all things, we all know the prices for players will have to crash but we've never had to see it happen in the sport so we don't know when it will.
Neymar for £195m really will be the straw that broke the camels' back.

>>77183063
Jaysus was pretty impressive when he played but getting injured so quickly should surely be a warning sign to Pep

>>77183040
Source on those slags

>>77183089
Not hard to figure out. Clubs can't afford to pay 50 million + for each player they buy.
>>77183097
If United don't start competing at a top level soon they might be the first to crumble in the PL

>>77183041
Can only see them signing Nerman if they sell Veratti to Barca for like £90m, can't see the Arabs wanting to spend over £200m (after agent fees and shit) for 1 player

>>77183123
Manchester United generate shit tons of revenue though.
They are in 'debt' only to the owners, financially they are pretty stable despite the stupid transfer outlay

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Will we sign anyone lads? What happened to Ashley saying he'll give Rafa £100m to spend?

>>77182931

You're consuming around 3-4 times more alcohol than is advisable if you want to avoid long-term health risks.

>>77183148

is Ayoze Perez good? he is a beast in last 3 FMs.

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>>77183122
not until i get a proper answer on who that walking towards you guy here >>77182971
is. who is he actually in real life. its my fault for being late, inserting myself into /trans/ lads.

Seems jairo riedewald to cpfc is done. Can any dutchfags tell me about him?

>>77183194
A tripfag called 190kg
An Insufferable, delusional Swansea fan who likes to call everyone plastics

>>77183204
SAY PAY EFF SAAAAAY

SAY PAY EFF SAAAAAY

SAY PAY EFF SAY, SAY PAY EFF SAY

SAY PAY EFF SAAAAAAY

Palace fans are the most annoying away fans I have ever seen and heard. >muh loud

>>77182370

>Tfw opening the Teletext Christmas calendar

>>77183148

Did he vomit in the pub's fireplace after making that ridiculous promise? Because it sounds like nothing more than drink-fuelled braggadocio at this point.

>>77182370
I was in France with no wifi and a sky tv box with a intermittently-working satellite and could still get all the latest news and results through the red button on bbc 1. The whole reliance on internet is a meme.

>>77182931
2bh I can see how that would be easy. I have the odd blowout but it's too much effort otherwise. Most of the time I get bloated and sleepy after the 3rd can.

concept

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>>77183212
why is he walking towards me though

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>>77183229
shit

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kek

>>77182370
BAMBOOZLE

>>77183216
Because they outsing most home fans? PL needs more of that

>>77182947
>got sunburnt a week ago
>skin now peeling everywhere

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>>77183216
dont they have cheerleaders?

>>77183245
lol no they don't

Palace's away fans are shite, they're only loud at home where the tannoy is on full blast all the fucking time

>>77183257
Yes and it's cringey and American as fuck

>>77183216
no mate palace have 'proper fans' and """ultras"""!!!

>>77183148
>having chinky writing on the kit

as a man who knows the pain

nty

>>77183322
Nice double dubs. But lad, didn't we have that Korean shit 2 seasons ago?

>>77183335
>as a man who knows the pain

literally one of our worst sponsors, behind Travel House as Morgan is a cunt

>>77183360
Didn't he shag someone on the teams wife?

I think I have evidence 190 is a legit pedo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipe2AelIFm0

>>77183241
>>77183229
>the state of you understanding perspective

>>77183380
who said it was for the bar

>>77183232
Because it's cold out

>>77183392
Noone, but rotating an image =/= perspective

>>77183372
I don't want to speak too much but this winger went to Leicester

>>77183415
oh, that, yeah

couldn't find how to skew an image for paint.net

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buzzing

imagine calling yourself a gashead

>>771834559
>acknowledging him at all
For fuck's sake.

imagine messing up a reply

>>77182870
lifelong

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Holloway is not even funny.

>>77183433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipe2AelIFm0
please explain this blatant pedo-ness.

K8 e bolta is my gf

>>77183232
>why is he walking towards me though
He has never answered this. Ever.

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he's so cute lol

>>77183474
>imagine being Canadian in 2017
>imagine living in Canada in 2017

>>77183518
he once said it's because it shows confidence and that he looks good when he's walking, like a year ago

>>77183459
we didnt originally call ourselves that it was used by city as a slur and then we adopted it

>>77183463
obsessed anon

>>77183542
imagine having to vote on whether or not you can view websites for free

A promoted club will finish second this season. No need to screenshot, because you all know who...

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>>77183543
Christ

>>77183572
In which league?

>>77183571
imagine inviting someone to have a conversation with you over xbox

>>77183572
Girona?

>>77183590
The biggest biggest football league on this third rock from the sun.

>>77183572
Maccabi Netanya were always /myguys/

>>77183625
The Evostik North?

>>77183625
Ekstraklasa?

>>77183433
>>77183536
I met Rangel a few times, once in Marina tesco where I almost asked "enjoying the world cup" when I stopped because Spain went out the night before.

>>77183628
Ahi Nazareth 4 lyfe

>>77183633
okay, you win, you out-gimmickpost me

gg

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>Assombalonganame

>>77183572
hellas verona

>>77183040
>>77183194

source faggot

A lot of controversy surrounding my post about this secret promoted club.
The promoted club that will finish second in the Biggest Biggest football league is...Huddersfield Town

>>77183656
Aren't they one of the Arabic teams?

>>77183572
Based Antwerp are gonna get in europe and pay off their debt

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>>77183697
>watching the normie league

>>77183697
>klopp junior
>top half

>>77182627

One of those empty chairs should have a "Reserved for A. Greizmann" with a United crest on it...

>>77183697
>EPL
>Biggest
kek

>>77183755
excuse me sir this is a halal general

Plenty of mainlanders and over-the-ponders scoffed when I said something similar about Leicester City. I'm used to it by now.

>>77183797
omg pls teach me ur ways

>>77183698
Yeah

I was gonna do a football manager save where I made the whole israeli team arabic but it got corrupted and I gave up

>>77183274
Kek palace easily have the loudest away fans in the country
I was at the Chelsea palace match at Stamford bridge, the away end was carnage for 90 mins jumping up and down singing with flares and smoke bombs going off every 2 minutes
I wish I was in their but I was in the Chelsea end where everyone was just sitting down and filming them lol

Juventus have rejected an £88m offer from Chelsea for their striker Gonzalo Higuain, 29. (Tuttosport via Daily Mirror)

>Chelsea also have "serious and strong interest" in signing Higuain's Argentina team-mate and Manchester City striker Sergio Aguero, 29. (Sky Sports)

Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, has dropped a hint he will sign a new Manchester United contract by enrolling his two sons back into their youth academy. (Sun)

>Manchester City have had a £2.6m bid rejected for Napoli's former Liverpool goalkeeper Pepe Reina, 34. (Daily Mirror)

City will not face competition from Bayern Munich for 28-year-old Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, after the German club's chief executive Karl-Heinz Rummenigge ruled out a move for the Chile international. (Manchester Evening News)

>Manchester United are considering a final £60m offer for 23-year-old Tottenham and England midfielder Eric Dier. (Daily Mirror)

Arsenal and England defender Kieran Gibbs, 27, is one of West Brom's top defensive targets, but the clubs are not yet close to a deal. (Birmingham Mail)

>Crystal Palace are on the verge of signing Ajax defender Jairo Riedewald, 20, in a deal worth around £8m. (Evening Standard)

Brazil forward Neymar will not leave Barcelona because no club is prepared to meet his £195m release clause, the club's sporting director says, amid speculation linking the 25-year-old with Manchester United and Paris St-Germain. (Daily Mail)

>Newcastle United have had their bid for 22-year-old midfielder Jacob Murphy accepted - and the winger is now expected to link up with the Magpies at their pre-season training camp. (Chronicle)

Arsenal's Poland goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, 27, is set to join Juventus after agreeing a deal in principle with the Italian champions worth about £10m. (Guardian)

>West Ham hope to finalise a move for Bayer Leverkeusen and Mexico striker Javier Hernandez, as the 29-year-old former Manchester United player moves a step closer to making a move back to the Premier League. (Daily Mirror)

Egypt winger Ahmed Elmohamady, 29, is set to become the latest player to leave Hull City following relegation to the Championship after flying home from a training camp in Portugal to seal a £1m move to Aston Villa. (Hull Daily Mail)

>Another Hull player, Scotland left-back Andy Robertson, 23, appears to be a step closer to joining Liverpool in an £8m deal after he reportedly also left the training camp. (Liverpool Echo)

Former Swansea City striker Wilfried Bony, 28, has not travelled with the Manchester City squad to the United States, amid speculation the Swans are keen on re-signing the Ivory Coast international. (Wales Online)

>Defender Mathieu Debuchy, 31, is expected to have a medical before a move to Nice within "the next 48 hours", finally ending the Frenchman's disappointing spell at Arsenal. (Europe1 Sports via Sun)

Reports in England say Manchester City have made an official offer for Napoli goalkeeper Pepe Reina. Radio CRC reported that City were willing to pay €3m [£2.6m] to sign the former Liverpool man, and now the Guardian says there has been an official offer.

>Luciano Spalletti is reportedly meeting with Inter’s hierarchy, as he wants guarantees over transfers.

Sky Italia believes Inter are ready to pay the €24m release clause of Fiorentina midfielder Matias Vecino.

>With a move to China off, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang could depart Borussia Dortmund for AC Milan, according to Bild. Reports suggest that the Serie A club are willing to offer €60m, however BVB are holding out for €70m.

It's not for the faint hearted m8

>>77183826
>Brazil forward Neymar will not leave Barcelona because no club is prepared to meet his £195m release clause, the club's sporting director says, amid speculation linking the 25-year-old with Manchester United and Paris St-Germain. (Daily Mail)

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/626777/Barcelona-Neymar-Man-Utd-transfer-news-gossip
>Man Utd ready to meet Neymar release clause if he wants Barcelona exit

lmao, the absolute state of journalism

>>77183173
good technique but struggles against beefy defences

>>77183797
explain how they'll finish second

>Juventus have rejected an £88m offer from Chelsea for their striker Gonzalo Higuain, 29. (Tuttosport via Daily Mirror)

LOLOLOL

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Sky in Italy are reporting Sampdoria have offered £6m plus £1.5m in add-ons for Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere

>Sky sources understand West Brom are interested in signing Kieran Gibbs.

Copa del Rey finalists Alaves have signed midfielder Mubarak Wakaso from Panathinaikos.

>Middlesbrough have completed a club-record deal to sign Britt Assombalonga from Nottingham Forest.

>Yesterday
>Arse confirm Lemar deal!

>Today
>LEMAR DEAL NOT HAPPENING
>BBC SHITPOSTS BECAUSE UNITED BIAS
>MONACO WANT £80M
>IGNORE THE FACT WE ALL SAID YESTERDAY THAT LEMAR WANTS TO MOVE

I hate journalism. BBC is worse than them all. We've had Rooney's goal up as a main article for days, United have X Y and Z articles up, so much so even the terrible comment sections point this out. Yet we don't have anything about Spurs, Liverpool, City, Chelsea, Arsenal or any other club. It's just United and Rooney. Oh I guess maybe how Delli Ali is worth £140M article!

I hate the BBC.

>>77183878
That one's wierd I think Daily Mail just picked up a 2 day old Tutto article.

How much money will AC Milan spend this window? holy shit.

>>77183908
https://www.transfermarkt.com/statistik/einnahmenausgaben

-181,50 Mill. €

>>77183874
Getting less points than the team in first but more than the team in third

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>Sampdoria are offering €7m [£6m] for Jack Wilshere, but it’s reported Arsenal want €10m [£8.7m].

>The Blucerchiati have emerged as surprise contenders for the midfielder’s signature, though West Ham United are also thought to be interested.

>Tonight Sky Italia is reporting that Samp are willing to offer €7m to bring the English international to Serie A, but the Gunners are holding out for €10m.

>However, Kaveh Solhekol of Sky Sports UK believes that the offer is £6.5m plus another £1.5m in bonuses, a total of around €9m.

>>77183895
>get Ornstein (Arsenal's BBC link) to make Monaco think we're losing interest
>make monaco charge us less

happens all the time m8

i'm not saying this is what happened, but it is possible

I think I'm out lads. This window is boring. Rumours are changing every hour and being based on crap like Twitter posts. Spurs aren't going to buy anybody and I've had enough of watching other teams improve while we just sell our players so Levy can get $$$. I'll come back when the season starts.

>>77183928
Don't think he would leave England desu, West Ham will probably throw money at him.

>>77183946
Sorry I don't believe these mind game things work. I'm sick of the BBC sucking the dick of mediocre English players and United. Give me something about literally any other club, Everton only got an article cause Rooney scored a goal on his debut. But Lacassete did and so did Salah iirc, but nobody did an article on that.

>>77183952
west ham might be his level but then he didn't really make bournmouth that much better. If he go abroad I think he'll fail and just end up benched
Yes I don't rate wilshere

imagine the scenes when chelsea break the transfer record for higuain

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>>77183987
Imagien when he chokes in every big game

>>77184004
good filename

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>Talk from Catalan newspaper Sport that he's once again mulling over a Barcelona exit has been substantiated by MARCA's awareness of Paris Saint-Germain lurking around the corner for the Brazilian, even willing to pay his 222 million euro release clause.

http://www.marca.com/en/football/barcelona/2017/07/17/596d2fb9468aeb62248b45d8.html

>PSG are back in for Alexis Sanchez, according to tomorrow's L'Équipe.

My prediction. Sanchez leave is replaced by Mahrez because Lemar is a no-go

>>77183977
Nor do I, but most English PL clubs would be willing to match that fee from Sampdoria I bet.

>>77183839
Why would Milan be haggling over 10mil now? They already spent 200mil and have a lot more. Just pay the 70mil and be done with it.

>>77184045
yeah, but they shouldn't

>>77184055
Dunno. Maybe because they're in a position to actully haggle but they'll probably have to cough up the full 70m

>>77184057
No they shouldn't but it's nothing these days anyway.

>>77183949

yeah. this window doesnt live to hype around it. for weeks we have same shitty drama surrounding Van Dick to Liverpool, Morata and Chelsea's ongoing failures. boring

>>77184020

Can you imagine him lighting up that dogshit league?

>>77184041
PSG's transfer policy of weakening man city isn't going to help them at all

>>77184176
I just think PSG is starting to fade and grabbing for what they can. Last years transfers were a disaster. Ben Arfa? Jese?

>>77184163
He's staying just working on a better contract

lol Arsenal fans getting butthurt that wheelchair isn't worth anywhere near as much as Gylfi for some reason on twitter. I'd feel disrespected if I getting compared to someone who couldn't cut it at Bournemouth

El papers dos Espania (or something like that)


222 million

PSG willing to pay Neymar's release clause

Neymar would receive 30m net per yet plus a bonus, in five-year deal

Atleti in no hurry over Costa

Morata and Danilo decide to leave - Morata Milan's 'Plan A', City/Chelsea to go for Danilo
Neymar flirts with PSG

He would be the great star in Paris

His father travels to France this week to talk with PSG's Al-Khelafi

His move would unlock the Verratti deal

Mbappe in no hurry - Monaco want him to sign a new deal, RM want him next year

Costa in Atleti shirt wants to send Conte a hug
Honest Valverde

Thoughts on first week of training, 'the best signings are those who are here', 'to coach Messi a relief, a totally unique player'

'Barca without Neymar? It won't happen' - Robert Fernandez (Barca sporting director)

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>>77183032
fenno-ugric mene

>>77184263
>but muh night in barcelona

>>77184341
pretty much this

>>77184263
wilshere Is a meme. Remember the "who's going to die next now that wilshere has scored?" Meme? Yeah, same here. Arsefriends are an experiment by their owners. It's a caliphate up in there.

How the fr*ck will Barca offload all their deadwood meme signings?

>>77184388
they can't that's the thing. Then you have MSN-wages eating all their budget.

>>77184387
Ramsey*
post disregarded

>>77183667
I chuckled

>>77184004
That's a shitty pass though.

>>77184328
go on...

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>>77184415

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>>77184487
The origin is from a comic panel of a guy taking off his sock and saying 'life is fuck's life'. I can't find it in my folder so have this instead.

>order stuff from ingurland
>takes forever to arrive
Do something you lazy cunts

>>77184499
Dolan?

>>77182279
>>77182293
>>77182318
>>77182492
I was talking about May's porn ban. The way it's written, any site that hosts pornographic material will require you to register using your credit card as of next April. Unless they make changes that includes stuff like 4chan.

>>77184525
what did you order wannabe brit?

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>>77184642

>>77184642
>>77184681
just the shirt I leave the full kit wanking to other people

>>77184689
anyone's name on the back?

>>77184726
Kane/10 ofc

>>77184730
why would you wear another man's name on your shirt? That's so defeatist and cucky

>>77184681
What happened to UA?

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really not enough swans news

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>>77184763

>>77184743
I don't like advertising my name to everyone

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>>77184771

>>77181977
I will add you

>>77184774
you should have no name you poopy pants

>>77181999
More like 3 million a season after all taxes LMAO

>>77184939
But they feel so empty then

>>77183283

You say that like its a bad thing

only 6 more days until the next Game Of Thrones episode.

cant wait lads

>>77185020
99% of my shirts are just plain and have no text whatsoever
1% of my shirts has 'fly emirates' on the front

is Lorde /trans/ approved?
https://youtu.be/ZQkdwymDanE

>>77185137
I usally wear plain shirts too it's just that I think football shirts look empty with out name and nnumber

>>77185139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIkLkALgAhA

>>77185139
of course, Liability is a smashing song, her music gets better all the time

>>77183032
Finnish meme translated into meme-finglish

youve knocked up your wife, however you just read the horoscope and it said that a child born under this sign we'll become the next great english center forward, quick what do you name him?

>>77185426
Grande Samuele

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>>77185426
>>77185499

>>77185499
>>77185510
I dond ged id

>>77185566
I would name my kid any one of those names

I don't care if they're English

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>>77185139
She is, but the official musician of /trans/ is Stormzy

#merky

How has Mendy not signed for City yet?

How has Martinez not signed for Liverpool yet?

>>77185723
I thought martinez was done deal

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Reminder that we are the most sophisticated club and our players are true friends rather than mercs

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1382767/Marcos-Alonso-wheel-Madrid-car-crash-killed-woman-passenger.html

:S

>>77186236
>>77186211

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R8 this comedy friendly team

>>77186249
Being a murderer doesn't mean you can't be sophisticated or have friends

>>77186331
can't argue with that desu
9/10 post

>>77186331
A post directly from the genes of the ancestors.

The commentators are so bored by united that they started advertising Heineken. Sad stuff...

>>77183243
Ma nigga

>>77181976
£25m for a retarded white Sissoko

>>77185510
>warming up before a important match
>it ain't me starts playing

>>77185139
Really diggin Writer In the Dark

>>77186302
Valencia just got a straight red

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JUST

>Wilshere to sampdoria

Pls happen

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>the new Calvin Harris album is actually decent

>>77183667
wonder how much nirvana he actually listens to

>>77188492
>Calvin Harris
I thought the lad retired
His genre is an old meme now

>>77182627

I'm not sure where but we need a "Snubchester" sign

I hate trans lads

>>77188854
Is it because they have a vagina?

>>77185139
she certainly looks trans

>Nice left-back Dalbert Henrique, 23, has confirmed Liverpool have made an approach for him but says an offer from Inter Milan is "irresistible". (Express)
Woah where did the Express get this cutting edge news from???
>Brazil forward Neymar, 25, will not leave Barcelona because no club is prepared to meet his £195m release clause, the club's sporting director says. (Mail)
B-but yesterday everyone was saying PSG were ready to PULL THE TRIGGER by ACTIVATING THE RELEASE CLAUSE

any update on the Natalie Mars to my wife situation?

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>tfw zlatan re-signs with united and puts lukaku on the bench in january and wins da champions in may

>>77188983
>nice left back
I haven't heard of him. If he's actually nice then sign him up!!

>>77181976
barkley will turn out great, because he will have to compete for starting eleven and get rid of attitude of a wonder boy he acquired in everton. levy is a big fan of his talent, poch is a big fan too and im a fan as well. we know what we are tlaking about

>£44m for Pêrïšïč
getting rinsed

>Everton could do a Tottenham says Phil Neville
Show some ambition lad

>>77189154
Rinsed ya mums pussy

>>96

>BREAKING: Associated Press reporting that police are raiding Spanish football federation headquarters in anti-corruption investigation.

>>77189234
spanish federation boss Villar, who was the favourite to be the new uefa boss after Platini before all the fifa/uefa corruption cases began, is under arrest

remember he didn't go to vote in fifa presidential elections months ago because swiss police were waiting for him for interrogation. American authorities also wanted to talk to him in relation with the fifa corruption cases

>>77189234

2 days later

>Spain let off with a stern warning

>>77189343
>Receive €500m as an apology for any inconvenience caused

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>any players want tapping up?

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>>77189362

Enjoy playing our u23s with the few seniors left sprinkled in mate.

>>77189402
which team are you going to support once Hull are liquidated?

>>77189402
yep nice one lad get ur excuses in early
wouldn't even be a shock if we beat you we are basically on the same level now
rovers top six this season hull bottom six

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>>77189445

If it ever happened I'm sure the Hull City Supporters Trust would look to start a phoenix club, if possible. I'd get involved.

I occasionally attend North Ferriby United if I haven't got anything better to do, but the Allams have poisoned the well there as well, their daughter and son-in-law own it. As a village team they have no right being as high up as the Conference like last season, but before the hissy fit they were a stable, decent club. They've had three consecutive seasons now where regardless of success the players have been told they are "free to leave", and it's ripped the spine out of them each time, whilst a lot of the pensioners who kept the club ticking over have retired. Sad.

There's Hall Road Rangers and a newer club, East Yorkshire Carnegie in tiers 9 and 10.

Hull is actually quite light for non-league teams unlike some areas, probably partly because our Sunday league is absolutely massive and people would rather play at the high end of that instead of playing in tier 12 on a Saturday afternoon in Nottingham.

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It was nice seeing Scarborough Athletic move into their new home though, even if it is called the Flamingo Land Stadium and has a plastic pitch. They've been a club for ten years now after the original team went bust, and had never actually played in the town.

Would be fucking hilarious is Sczczczesny got a CL winners medal next year