/trans/ - New Week, New Chances (of getting a gf) edition

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>>77177442
Spurs hope to complete the signing of £8m Estudiantes defender Juan Foyth, 19, by the end of this week.(Mirror)

>Loic Remy, 30, is set to leave Chelsea this summer, with Everton and Southampton interested in the French striker. (Metro)

West Ham will make a third bid for Stoke City winger Marko Arnautovic. The Hammers have already failed with two offers for the 28-year-old Austrian.(Sky Sports)

>Swansea are keen to sign another Las Palmas player - attacking midfielder Jonathan Viera, 27. (Wales Online)

Former Wales forward John Hartson says Swansea cannot sell Everton target Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, at any price. The Icelandic midfielder has been linked with a move from Liberty Stadium. (Wales Online)

>Fulham are looking to complete a £5m deal to take Bordeaux striker Diego Rolan, 24, to Craven Cottage. (GetWestLondon)

>Liverpool have sold Lucas
>papers claiming they have given up on Van Dijk
lmao calamity season incoming

>>77177467
Apparently Arse is going to sign him now *wink wink*. I dunno who the fuck is making this shit up. Arse defence is Gabriel, Mustafi, Mert, Chambers, Holding and Kosc. Seems pretty OK to me desu. I mean sure try and get him but it's obviously utter bollocks.

>Liverpool with Van Dick
>Arsenal's Sanchez drama
>Chelsea's search for a striker
>Morata

i was hyped for this transfer window. it is boring.

>>77177455
>loic remy, 30

I'm sure he earned well at Chelsea but fucking hell what a waste of a career

Transfer market say naby keita is worth like 24m though, how the fuck could he be that expensive?

>>77177545

Liepzig is rich. they dont give a shit. i dont even think they want to sell Keita

>>77177558
They don't and they won't, not even if Liverpoo pull 100mil out of their asses.
Forsberg and Keita have accepted they will have to stay at Leipzig for now.

boyfriend screamed Lukaku during last night..think its over.
any transfers that will cheer me up?

>>77177545
>transfer market say

You know there isn't some sort of central agency that values players right? A player is worth what a club asks for and what a club is willing to pay for him

>>77177545
>Transfer market
you realise that transfermarkt is just retards making up player values in their free time, right?

>aston villa aren't going to walk into the premier league

bad feel

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what premier league team resembles this webm?

>Carlo Laudisa: Morata close to joining Milan with a fee of €70m and €10m/yr.

Meet'N'Fuck: Swansea

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Guess who

>Benetez wants to pay £10m for Ojo

This transfer window is fucked

>>77177833
If you are both white you should be

Van Dijk isnt even a good player why do people see a 45m+ player in him?
Is it because MUH BIG STRONK DEFENDER

>>77177917
Because premier league inflation

In a few years the market will crash

>>77177617
soton, liverpool, chelsea 13-14

>>77177868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

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>>77177968

>>77177917
£45M is utter bollocks by the media. He'll go for £60M.

>>77177917

because soton don't want to sell him so they can name fuck you prices to deter the scousers

>>77177762
>tfw he manages to throw whatever he was carrying and it hits the guy on the head

absolute legend considering he would have possibly been killed if caught

>>77178021
Isn't the issue that he wants to join them? Lemar wants to join Arse but Monaco don't wanna sell. Can you really afford to have a sulking player? Sanchez is an exception cause he's a mental case.

>>77178034
Wouldn't it have been grounds for a rematch?

reminder that next year is jesus's year

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>You now remember Loic Remy plays for Chelsea FC

>>77177887

Based Macedonia, start a porn thread already

>>77178076
>you will never get paid outrageous sums of money to train with the first team and occasionally watch from the bench

sucks desu

>>77178076
"plays" is maybe not the right word

>Anon FC has won a court tribunal against Chad United for tapping up GF after a stellar 39 goal season

>GF will stay at Anon FC, however relations with the club and the player are strained

>GF may seek a january transfer

>City resigning club legend Caicedo to loan him to Girona
amazing

>>77178126
Is this meme still a thing la

>Madrid demand £80m for Morata all summer
>goes to Milan for £60m

ffs

>>77178076
I had no idea he was still there until I watched the highlights of the preseason game against fulham

>>77178126
Bring in a new strike partner and force GF to work with her

>>77178144
All transfers seem to have an additional 20mil slapped on them as soon as it's and English club buying, everyone knows how much the TV money is worth

>>77178162
She doesn't work in a 1-2 system. I doubt if she'll get even 1 goal before she transfers to Chad FC.

>>77178162
she plays off a target man sometimes but i'm not comfortable with the arrangement

>>77178174
Send her on loan to Leroy FC just to spite her. She will fail a medical at Chad FC if she spends half a season at Leroy

Toni kroos to united could solve the mess that is that midfield

Would toni do it now that he has another champions league and domestic league? Winning epl just adds to legacy even if meme

Let's predict premier league prices in 2 seasons.

>120m for John Stones to West Ham

>>77178191
>having to work with Mourinho

>>77178191
he just extended his contract

>>77178187
I think she'd be better off at Tyrone FC, she'll likely get a career ending pregnancy and the club will go into administration and flee the country.

>>77178191
Kroos will only go if >de gay goes the other way. If that happens, United won't move or get worse. DDG was a major reason they even got 6th.

>>77178225
>DDG was a major reason they even got 6th
Was he fuck, he barely had much to do. You could only say that for the seasons under LVG.

>>77178206
20m for Joleon Lescott to Leeds

>>77178228
Pretty sure he kept fuck loads of goals out.

>>77178234
Not nearly as much as he did in previous seasons. It was a pretty underwhelming season by his standards.

>>77178240
Mouyes bus parking meme tactics.

>yorkshire's brave kevin t' bruyne

https://mobile.twitter.com/DeBruyneKev/status/886901133427572737

>>77178225
they've won the EL with Romero

>>77178253
I was talking bout the league mate, notice where I said 'even got 6th'.

>>77178249
this tweet is making me want another war of the roses

>>77178249
>Ask John to make a Twitter account ffs

YEA FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DOESN'T JOHN STONES HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER ACCOUNT FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ALLAH AKBARRR

>>77178249
snakes on a plane

>>77178211
>>77178211
Ma muo e un maestro se ha bene giocatori
>>77178218
Ok dann

>>77178266
twitter football fans are cancer

>>77178283
especially the ones with those terrible "AdjectiveFootballer" names

>>77178289
>[footballer]esque

>>77177455
>past 3 seasons west ham are linked with every striker available
>this season they aren't linked with anyone even though their choices are Andy 'Dead' Carroll or Sak'wifebeater'ho
>now they are linked with Arfraudtovic

what the fuck are they doing?

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yfw this team finishes in an europa qualifying spot and pochettino keeps his job

>>77178338
U mmad?

>>77178338
>eriksen benched

disgusting

>>77178324
>this season they aren't linked with anyone
What the fuck are you talking about? They're still linked with every striker, Giroud and Chicharito are a couple off the top of my head.

>>77178350
where would you put him in this team? it was challenging to find a formation where he fits if lamela is healthy

>>77178338
these guys are going to take exposed to a whole new level

>>77178355
Lloris
Alder-Vert-Wimmer
Rose-Wanyama-Dembele-Trippier
---------eriksen--alli
-------------Kane

>>77178355
--------------------Lloris-------------------
-----------Dier---Alder---Vert-----------
Trippy---Adrien---Wanyama---Rose
------------Eriksen-----Alli---------------
--------------------Kane-------------------

Pretty much last season's team. There's literally no way Lamela starts. Most likely sold along with Sissoko and Wimmer, hopefully improving on CB and CM.

>>77178355
>people rate lamela

WOW

>>77178380
>>77178386
>>77178392
I think you guys are underrating lamela, but whatever, agree to disagree

>>77178400
am i being rused here?

last season in PL:
>lamela
1 goal 1 assist - 595 minutes

>eriksen
8 goals 20 assists - 3159 minutes

what changed over summer for lamela to suddenly be a starter?

i'd take Lamela 2bh

>>77178400
I think you're a leaf and what you know about football is laughable at best

>@SkySportsNewsHQ 43s ago
<BREAKING: @ChelseaFC have a “serious and strong interest” in signing @ManCity City striker Sergio Aguero, Sky sources understand #SSNHQ

>>77178420
i'll take a bitter shandy and a bag of crisps 2bh

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>>77178432
Oh god, what an amateur mistake.

'ello lads

Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, is likely to turn down a move to Premier League champions Chelsea and instead opt to join AC Milan. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

>Manchester United are expected to complete the signing of Inter Milan midfielder Ivan Perisic, 28, in the next few days in a deal worth £48m.(Independent)

Wales forward Gareth Bale, 28, says he is "happy" at Real Madrid, despite being linked with a move.(Marca)

>Chelsea look set to miss out on Juventus left-back Alex Sandro, 26, as the Italian club do not want to lose another defender having sold Leonardo Bonucci, 30, to AC Milan.(London Evening Standard)

Liverpool will increase their £57m bid for Guinea midfielder Naby Keita, but RB Leipzig coach Ralph Hasenhuttl says the 22-year-old is "comfortable" at the club.(Kicker via Liverpool Echo)

>Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, is keen to join Juventus but wants the Blues to lower their reported £40m asking price. (Corriere dello Sport, via Mail)

A Manchester City fan placed a bet in 2010 that Wayne Rooney would join Everton from Manchester United and, after losing his betting slip, had to provide an example of his handwriting to get his hands on his £2,000 winnings. (Manchester Evening News)

>Sampdoria have slammed the “farce” surrounding Patrik Schick’s proposed transfer to Juventus and warn “we’ll take him back and sell him on”.

Juventus reportedly held a meeting with Roma to discuss the possibility of signing defender Kostas Manolas.

>Torino have reportedly agreed terms with Duvan Zapata, but Napoli are demanding €20m for the striker.

Manchester United have reportedly agreed a €45.7m fee with Inter to sign winger Ivan Perisic.

>Valencia have reportedly agreed terms with Inter for a loan deal for French midfielder Geoffrey Kondogbia but the player is yet to decide on a move.

>>77178442
>Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, is likely to turn down a move to Premier League champions Chelsea and instead opt to join AC Milan

GAZUMPED

>>77178439
it's that or 70 million pounds for Morata/Aubameyang or 100 million pounds for Belotti.

best deal is prob aguero

Barcelona have changed strategy in their attempts to overhaul their midfield this summer, although there are conflicting reports of their new approach. According to El Mundo Deportivo, the Catalans are going ‘all out’ for Marco Verratti and will now offer up a potential swap deal with Paris Saint-Germain in which Ivan Rakitic and Andre Gomes will both be mentioned.

Juventus and Torino are both reportedly battling it out to sign €10m-rated, Milan starlet Manuel Locatelli.

>Australian club Brisbane Roar have announced the signing of former Empoli striker Massimo Maccarone on a one-year contract.

Fiorentina have announced that Nikola Kalinic has been given two more days off to resolve his “family situation”.

>Osasuna have confirmed that they will sell Napoli target Alex Berenguer to Torino in a deal worth up to €6.5m.

Leeds United are expected to release Italian defender Giuseppe Bellusci from his contract shortly

>Juventus are considering a bid for Valencia defender Ezequiel Garay and reportedly view him as a potential replacement for Leonardo Bonucci.

Germans clubs Wolfsburg and Bayer Leverkusen have both made offers to Milan for Spanish winger Suso, according to reports.

>Massimiliano Mirabelli insists Milan will only sign Alvaro Morata and Renato Sanches “on our terms”.

Sky Sport Italia is reporting that Milan striker Gianluca Lapadula will undergo a second medical with Genoa on Monday afternoon.

>Luciano Spalletti hints he is resigned to losing Ivan Perisic as talk of the Inter winger’s proposed move to Manchester United “is all out in the open.”

Uruguayan defender Leandro Cabrera has ended an eight-year stay in Spain by joining Serie A outfit Crotone from Real Zaragoza.

>Former Spain international forward Michu, most recently at Real Oviedo, has retired from football aged 31 due to ongoing injury problems.

>>77178442
>happy in madrid
>can't speak spanish
pick both, apparently

>>77177833

its not yours
shes a hoo-er

>>77178432
>need a target man
>sign a manlet

Think Conte is distracted by whats happening at Juve and just wants to go back and fix it

Valencia have been given hope on signing Inter’s Gary Medel after the Chilean reportedly is refusing to leave European football.

>Girona are expected to complete the loan signing of highly-rated Brazilian Douglas Luiz after his permanent move to Manchester City.

Southampton new Coach Mauricio Pellegrino wants to raid former club Alaves for Moroccan central defender Zouhair Feddal, according to reports in Spain.

>AC Milan are ‘on the verge’ of completing the signing of Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata in a deal to be worth in the region of €70m, say reports.

Swansea City are to return to Las Palmas to negotiate for the transfer of Jonathan Viera having completed a deal for Roque Mesa, say reports.

>Real Betis are to rival Saint-Etienne in a bid to sign Aston Villa midfielder Jordan Veretout on a permanent basis, say reports.

Osasuna have confirmed winger Alex Berenguer will join Torino in a deal worth up to €6.5m with a clause inserted to ward off a future Athletic Bilbao deal.

>Las Palmas are hopeful of a deal for Atletico Madrid midfielder Matias Kranevitter and see him as a replacement for Roque Mesa, who has joined Swansea City.

Sporting Gijon defender Jorge Mere has passed a medical at Malaga ahead of a season-long loan deal, according to reports.

>Real Betis are set to invest the €16.5m they received from the sale of Dani Ceballos into strengthening their squad ahead of next season. Zenit Saint Petersburg midfielder Javi Garcia is said to top the club’s shopping list – the former Real Madrid, Benfica and Manchester City midfielder is said to be available for €4m. In terms of defensive options, FC Porto’s Spanish defender Ivan Marcano and Moroccan Zouhair Feddal, Alaves, are also being targeted.

Aguero deserves a move 2bh

>>77178432
never seen a league champion team have such a hilarious transfer window

>>77178451
not that they will sign him, but aguero is actually bretty good with his head

>>77178442
>Manchester United are expected to complete the signing of Inter Milan midfielder Ivan Perisic, 28, in the next few days in a deal worth £48m
>Manchester United have reportedly agreed a €45.7m fee with Inter to sign winger Ivan Perisic

I thought the Perisic for random amount of money rumour was just a meme.

>>77178432
Hmm this could be the biggest deal within the PL of all time. I don't really understand the necessity of it on either side. Strange.

Sevilla striker Wissam Ben Yedder has been linked with a move to Serie A side Fiorentina, with a fee of €20m reportedly enough to trigger a deal.

>French forward and 29-year-old Nolan Roux has decided to join FC Metz, according to Le Républicain Lorrain.

St Étienne manager Oscar Garcia has spoken to French central midfielder Jordan Veretout in recent days in a bid to convince him to return to the club where he spent last season on loan on a permanent basis, according to L’Équipe.

>Tottenham step up Ross Barkley interest with Everton finally ready to compromise on £50million price tag http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/tottenham-transfer-news-ross-barkley-bid-50million-everton-price-a7843641.html

>Spurs Mateo Kovaci £22m turned down https://futbol.as.com/futbol/2017/07/16/primera/1500232195_773855.html

>>77178458
I love Sergio but they base their game around having a bully upfront that require 2 center backs to keep him quiet

>>77178464
>Luciano Spalletti hints he is resigned to losing Ivan Perisic as talk of the Inter winger’s proposed move to Manchester United “is all out in the open.”

ok lads..
>Perisic for £45m
or
>Bale for £80m

>be conte
>transfer all of chelsea's good players to juventus for mere pennies
>get sacked
>move to juventus again
playing 5D chess

>Chelsea have “serious and strong interest” in signing Manchester City striker Sergio Aguero, according to Sky sources.

>Chelsea will sign a striker this summer to replace Diego Costa, who has been told he is not in Antonio Conte’s plans for next season.

West Ham are getting closer to signing Javier Hernandez, who wants £140,000 a week.

>Manchester United are considering a final huge take it or leave it £60million offer for Eric Dier, according to the Daily Mirror.

Tottenham are ready to go back to Everton with an offer for Ross Barkley, according to The Independent.

>Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny is poised to complete an £8m move to Italian champions Juventus, according to the Daily Mirror.

>Chelsea want to sign Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang after missing out on Romelu Lukaku, according to Sky sources.

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All I have to say about this is. Boss Rarkley. Pls no

>>77178478
Thing is where is Costa going? Chinese club don't seem to want him anymore. Athleti can't do anything..

fokin agüero is 29 already

>>77178447
>Big Mac to Australia
Sad. Now only Buffon is left

Udinese have made an enquiry to Celta Vigo regarding the availability of Swedish international striker John Guidetti, say reports.

>Chelsea defender Kurt Zouma has opted to join Stoke City on a loan deal in spite of interest from Sevilla, according to multiple reports.

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r8 my fantasy team lads

>>77178490
Atletico will sign him and he'll train for 6 months.
the bastard loves simeone that much

>>77178501
*dabs in approval*

>>77178490
Atleti in winter. Question is if he will go on loan from atleti till then or not and if so where

>After missing out on Romelu Lukaku, Chelsea have turned their attention to Sergio Aguero.

>However, we understand it will be very difficult for Chelsea to sign Aguero.

>Since they were bought by the Abu Dhabi United Group in 2008, City have never sold a player they don’t want to sell.

>When asked if Aguero was staying, Khaldoon Al Mubarak said: “Absolutely. There’s never been a doubt about that. I’ve read a lot of the speculation on this and it’s ridiculous.

>“Sergio Aguero is one of the best players in the world. We are a team that aspires to win every competition we compete in.

>“Having Sergio Aguero as part of the squad is an absolute must. It has never been in doubt.”

>>77178469
keep dreaming bale is at least £100m

>>77178463
You are simply too stupid to understand the level Poop operates on. It's ok, we all are.

Turkish giants Galatasaray have completed the signing of Sevilla’s Brazilian full back Mariano, thought to be in the region of €4.5m.

>Jetro Willems is currently undergoing his medical with Eintracht Frankfurt. €6m deal expected to be announced later today.

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Reminder to ignore 190kg faggot

>EXCLUSIVE: Arsene Wenger to turn to Moussa Dembele if Alexis Sanchez leaves Arsenal

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/630154/EXCLUSIVE-Arsene-Wenger-Moussa-Dembele-Alexis-Sanchez-Arsenal-Transfer-Rumours-Celtic-News

>>77178539
which moussa dembele?

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>>77178531

>>77178543
celtric one

>>77178501
i'll teach you the recipe to beat all your friends at this game and finish top10k. even with all the rule changes, this recipe never does.

>use a 4.5 keeper and the backup keeper from the same club - Foster is a good shout
>never double up on defenders unless it's from a top tier team that is insanely good defensively (vintage mourinho) OR a cheap player gets nailed on for a good team
>Use the 7/11 model - keep 7 popular players in your team at all times and never ever let go of must have players
>Must have players this year so far: KDB, Harry Kane
>Check polls and pick the most popular captain at all times
>Play 3-4-3 (3-5-2 is usually strong at the beginning of the season too, never play 4 at the back) with 4 attacking mids ex; kdb, siggy, alli, coutinho

it's that easy - from there on out you should just buy in form players. never try to look into the future and hope a player will score a hattrick out of nowhere.

>>77178539
Isn't that in the OP? Also this is utter bollocks. Celtic went on damage control last night and basically attacked newspapers for publishing this rumour. Also, Arsenal need to confirm Lemar already but the claim is it won't happen till 23rd.

>>77178543
ALL OF THEM

>Former Swansea forward Michu has retired
190kg must be crying his little pig eyes out, remembering the good old days

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>don't worry la there'll be signings next week, keep your eyes peeled
>it's a goalkeeper who got released by Burton Albion, on trial

>>77178551
Maybe. Sorry if double posting.

>>77178567
It is. It's kewl.

>Or, Wenger will turn to Celtic forward Moussa Dembele, 20, if Sanchez leaves. (Star)

Shame Wonga won't buy Martins, Carvalho, Lemar, Morata and Van Dick.

>>77178539
>dailystar

jesus

>>77178432
No chance he's going, especially if Ian Nacho is leaving.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/gaming/630048/Manchester-United-Romelu-Lukaku-FIFA-18-Ultimate-Team-FUT-Marouane-Fellaini

>Someone got paid to write this

>>77178583
Kind of right though, you could have a beastly hybrid based around that perfect link


Rudiger leaving Italy is a real cunt though

>>77178583
To be fair it is under Tech/Gaming. It's not like it's under Sport.

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>selling aguero
>selling aguero to a rival

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>>77178583
FIFA has become a meme

just buy it every second year tbqh

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Barcelona's former third goalkeeper Jordi Masip has signed for Real Valladolid until 2020.

>Paulo Oliveira will play for Eibar next season, with the Basque outfit having made his move from Sporting CP official.

The Basque midfielder Markel Begara will play for Getafe in the upcoming campaign, given that there wasn't much of a role for him at Real Sociedad.

>Almeria have a new arrival for the 2017/18 season, with Pervis Estupinan joining on loan from Watford. The 19-year-old has previously played for Granada.

While a deal with Malaga is practically done, Sampdoria are to make a final push for Jorge Mere, according to Gianluca di Marzio. Yet it seems unlikely that they'll be successful.

>>77178432
Only way I can see Aguero going is if city somehow sign mmbop

Is it really so bad if City sell Agüero. Better to sell him before it's to late. They'll get a giant payday. He'll be injured half the time for chelsea and now they can keep Ian Nacho in the squad and G(it's J) Zeus can become the goatest.

Chelsea get a proven striker and Batshuayi gets games when he's injured

>>77178662
Better to sell him to someone that isn't a direct title rival though. If he's going to vastly improve Chelsea then what's the point? City are rich anyway.

>>77178662
beause arabs need the money?

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potatoes incharge of readin'

https://twitter.com/sampdoria_en/status/886896627637792770

>>77178665
My bet is on chelsea not being anywhere near the title race this year. But yeah not selling to a rival is a point but I think it's not the end of the world in this case

>>77178662
I don't think he missed a single game due to injury this season, just red cards

what should i get from the haircutting establishment?

>>77178704
J U S T

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>>77178562
he cant for too long, hes got a job to do

>>77178704
a paper

>>77178704
shampoo

>>77178704
Short back and sides

>>77178719
>the virgin haircut
yeh will actually be getting this haha

>Jardim is counting on Kylian Mbappé for Monaco future

https://en.as.com/en/2017/07/17/football/1500290465_038814.html

>>77178726
HOW SHORT DO YOU WANT IT ANON

Errrrr l-l-like yours

>>77178736
3 on sides scissors on top m8

>>77178736
>tfw my barber is bald

>>77178740
Do we all have the same haircut?

>>77178740
1 on sides and back you absolute weapon

>morata to milan
SNUBCHESTER

I cut my own hair

>>77178754

my gf cuts my hair

>>77178749
>snubsea snubball snub

>>77178749
Yeah something is habbening

>Morata insists on leaving... and Milan could be his destination

http://www.marca.com/en/football/real-madrid/2017/07/16/596bdf60ca474116648b45b4.html

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Reminder pic related is the official /trans/ hairstyle

>>77178784
fuck off hairlet

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>>77178784
>jawlets

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You may not like it, but this is what peak hair looks like

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>>77178784
the state of that

>>77178456
moyes

What have you done this summer lads?

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>>77178812
Wrong.

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>>77178829
fuck all m8

>>77178829
Lost my virginity on the 3rd day of summer, everything has been going downhill after that highlight

(Actually no, it's very overrated I found out)

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y-you guys are watching our tournament, r-right?

>>77178825
What an absolute nightmare of a summer

>get linked with the likes of Thiago, Kroos, Fabregas
>get snubbed constantly
>rumours of Fellaini for a release clause of £24m prop up
>demand to buy Baines and Fellaini for like £24m
>insult Everton in the process
>Fellaini's release clause expires
>do nothing until the final day
>three representatives of Man United try to get Herrera
>turns out they were just pretending and had no affiliation with United at all
>buy Fellaini for £27m, more than his release clause
>try to get Coentrao at the last minute but fuck it up and get snubbed anyway

>moyes

>>77178868
What even is this? Just play the Copa America like everyone else.

>>77178867
class traitor

>>77178868
Canada, Jamaica, Honduras, etc. would have no chance in the Copa America. Plus, you get invited to that competition, this one you qualify for

>>77178904 was meant for >>77178875

Would be hilarious if Aguero actually leave.

striker to chelsea soon PLEASE

>>77177917
>MUH BIG STRONK DEFENDER

that's not his style at all, have you even seen him play?

Lads I have 'serious and strong interest' in Natalie Sawyer. Could someone let her know?

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monday 10am and I'm drinking rum, what the fuck am I doing with my life lads

>>77177938
Actually can't wait for that

>>77178942
living da dream

>>77178940
sure thing pal, once I get this fax machine working

>>77178870
The three lawyers in Bilbao was the highlight for me. Such a farce.

>>77178940

I have a serious and strong interest in a mcmuffin but its almost 2:20pm, sometimes we just have to let things go lad

>>77178338
What an absolutely atrocious post. Fucking leafnigger

>>77178531
quick rundown on who this guy is?

>>77178965
You could get the deal done in the next window though, in fact you could do it hanging out your car window like a true wheeler dealer

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>>77178985
Drives around Britain pretending he's the police, but when he gets to your window, he won't shut up about some lad named 'Siggy'

>Zlatan Ibrahimovic drops biggest hint yet he WILL sign new Manchester United contract by enrolling his two kids into their youth academy

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/4035154/zlatan-ibrahimovic-new-manchester-united-contract-youth-academy/

>>77178963
What was their goal?
Just banter? Actual Bilabo fans trying to mess up the transfer?

>>77178531
mirin those sharp features

>>77179001
triple kek

>>77178985
autistic and depressed Irish bloke that we make fun of

https://youtu.be/u9QjeJw8AX0

daily reminder that Goldeneye is the best bond film

>>77178985
>Rothschilds bow to 190kg
>In contact with pie companies
>Possess superhuman-like eating capabilities
>Control Wales with an iron but fair fist
>Own bakeries globally
>The Proclaimers's 500 Miles is a biographic song about his walking abilities
>Will be the first man to walk on Mars
>Own 99% of Kodak, Fujifilm, Nikon and Canon
>Said to be 190+ stone, such weight on Earth has only existed deep in lead mines & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angels who will descend upon the Camera and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented shitposting with him
>Learned walking in under a week of being born
>Tie companies entrust their tie reserves with him.

guys how are Fernando from City and Imbula? Gala will allegedly get one of them.

>>77179021
>not posting the Tyrone version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ

potential gf transfer target has a 5 inch dick release clause. should I test the waters with a wenger-tier 4 inch lowball bid?

>>77179022
>muh video game Bond
>I am right Mummy never corrected me
yep, a millenial.

>>77179005
It's hard to say. Woodward has lied a lot about who United have tried to sign in the last few years - always denying interest when shit falls through. So either (1) those guys were working for United but were told to deny any involvement with the club when the deal was called off or (2) they tried to broker the deal themselves in the hope of bringing Herrera to United for a kind of finders fee or (3) it was some Ocean's Eleven shit.

>>77179044
Try a 5.01 inch offer

>>77179044
*swoops in at the last minute with a 5.5" bid*
heh nothin personnel jap

>>77179039
fernando's a solid dm who isn't any good at anything else except maybe cb cover

>>77179044
I'd aim for an older, more experienced gf that is released or about the be released instead of offering sums you don't have.

>>77179056
he call also be hired out as an obama impersonator

>>77179052

the board won't sanction that.

>>77179052
5.4 inches spaced over an 18 month period?

having a big dick isn't all that, you can't exactly bring it up in conversation

>>77179099
thata where your wingman comes in with a well times joke about your massive schlong to which you act just a tiny bit embarrassed about

>>77178601
He's on the decline, perma-crocked and will get worse over time, and on top of that, he is difficult to build a team around.

They should let Chelsea have aguero for 100m and steal belotti from milan.

>>77179099
can't remember their name but that's exactly what some old actor used to do

> Dalbert’s agent will reportedly meet Nice on Tuesday with the intention of negotiating a deal for Inter to sign the left-back.

>According to Tuttomercatoweb, the representative is expected in Nice on Monday ahead of a meeting the following day

Inter trying to fix their wingbacks what is this? I'm caling fake news

>>77178754
>>77178757
blessed people i hate retarded hair dresser cunts

>not paying a woman with a big social circle to talk of your penis

baka senpai

>>77179109

James Woods?

>>77179110
Does Nagatomo and that still play for them?

What reasons do United have to sell de Gea?

>>77179127
yes

>>77178740
>>77178747
2 blend down to 1 on back and sides ffs

>>77178784
That's a fucking shit fade

Swansea is really scaring me this year

>>77179021
is this literally 190cm? hahahahaahaha

>>77179021
Irish people

We're selling Chambers for £20m. Just how did we manage that?

>>77179188
in what way?

>>77179296
that new guy's moustache is kinda creepy

>Swansea have signed Coventry defender Cian Harries.

>Harries is a Wales Under-20 international and represented Wales at the Toulon tournament.

>Sky sources understand he has signed a three-year deal.

Uhm sweeties, where are the transfers?

>>77179296
They're gonna bumrush top 4 by the looks of it

Goals for each PL team for this coming year

Chelsea - win the league
Man City - win the league
Man United - win the league
Arsenal - top 4
Liverpool - top 4
Tottenham - top 4
Everton - top 4
Southampton - top 7
West Brom - top 7
West Ham - top 7
Bournemouth - top half
Leicester - top half
Crystal Palace - top half
Stoke City - mid table
Watford - mid table
Newcastle - mid table
Swansea - avoid relegation
Burnley - avoid relegation
Brighton - avoid relegation
Huddersfield - avoid relegation

>>77178456
chelsea 15/16?

literally whos were bought:

>papy djilobodi
>baba rahman

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>How do we boost our marketability on work sites, boss
>...Ive got it! we design hiviz kits

>>77178549

>Must have players this year so far: Harry Kane

Not yet. Kane has a slow start every season. Buy him later.

>>77179344
>Swansea - avoid relegation
No sweetie :) xx

>>77178501
Capoue is a meme, get rid of him.

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SPAINED

>>77179344
>Leicester - top half

Are they really going to spend 90 mil and not to make europe?

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>Walcott is rubbish
>seen in a bin
what did Arsenal mean by this?

>>77179373
Wow, the Black Eyed Peas look a lot more different last time I checked

>>77179374
Amount of money spent is meaningless in the PL. If they finish in the top 10, it will be a successful season.

>>77179360
Siggy is leaving, and they have no replacement. The only thing that could potentially keep them up is Brighton and Huddersfield embarrassing themselves, and some other team (i.e. Watford or Stoke) choking

>>77178497
Is he any good?

>>77179352
ULSTER LOYALISTS

so how often does /trans/ get a haircut?

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>>77179490

>Once again, RB Leipzig have reiterated that Naby Keita is not for sale at any price, despite concrete interest from Liverpool, according to ESPN.

>An unnamed club source told ESPN: “We will not enter into negotiations at all. A decision has been made that none of our key players will be sold and we’re sticking to it.”

>Bild reported last week that RB have already turned an offer down for Keita, whilst reports in England suggest that Liverpool are planning an improved €80m bid.

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>>77177442
>Chelsea want to sign Manchester City's Argentine striker Sergio Aguero, 29. (Star)
That'll be £100m plus tip

>Hertha BSC are interested in signing RB Salzburg’s Valentino Lazaro, according to Kicker, with RB Leipzig also interested in the 21-year-old.

>Speaking with the German outlet, Lazaro’s agent, Max Hagmayr says: “Valentino and I are still relaxed. The desire to play for Hertha in the future is still there.”

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>>77179490
>haircut

>>77179379
his subhuman ape genes kicking in

>its a club interested in aguero episode
ive seen this one before

>>77178225
>>77178234
dont think de day was nearly as integral as he was under lvg desu

>>77179576
Chelsea probably just trying to placate fans before they sign some midtable striker

>>77179588
are they united?

Wtf. Why is Locatelli being sold. I thought he was good?

>>77177762
>they ran to the ref instead of scoring the rebound

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>tfw she licks from the bottom of your ballsack to the top of the shaft
Any transfers happen today?

De Gay to Real so that Liverpool finally start a winning run against Utd when?

>>77178167
Same thing with PSG mate.

>>77179080

>not bringing up a gf from the academy so she doesn't have experience with other sizes and is willing to sign on with you based on eagerness to play

>Juventus have reportedly agreed to sign Wojciech Szczesny and are closing in on Mattia De Sciglio for an initial €24m combined.

>According to Gianluca Di Marzio’s website, Szczesny will land in Italy on Tuesday morning to complete a transfer to Juve, who will pay Arsenal €11-12m plus bonuses for the goalkeeper.

>The Pole had spent the last two seasons on loan at Roma, where he assumed No 1 status.

>He will then be available to participate in the Bianconeri’s preseason tour of the US.

>Di Marzio adds Juve are nearing an agreement for De Sciglio following successful talks on Monday.

>The Old Lady will also pay €12m up front for the Milan wingback, plus any bonuses.

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>>77179619
It's a good feel.

>>77179373
what is wrong with de gays face

>>77179687
the beard and hairstyle make his face longer than it already is

>Neymar want to leave Barca. Doesn't want to be number two behind Messi.
http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/neymar-esta-incomodo-barca-6172505

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reminder to liverpool that no always means no

>>77179403
Swansea are linked with Jonathan Viera who would be the replacement or even Boudebouz. If they get £50 million they could potentially get a right back and winger too

>ALBION have completed the signing of 26-year-old Egypt international defender Ahmed Hegazi.

https://www.wba.co.uk/news/2017/july/albion-complete-hegazi-loan-deal/

>>77179619
Underrated GOAT sensation is getting your arsehole eaten

>>77179711
>number two

PERRO CACA

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>>77179735
>Number one

Any updates on the signings to literally any team?

I don't count Egyptian loanees as signings 2bh.

>>77179344
>arsenal top 4
>arsenal top 4
>Tottenham top 4
>United win the league
All those teams are way better than united
When will the United is good meme ever end

>>77179841
he's probably wrong about spurs but arsenal most likely has a primary goal of getting back in the top 4. whereas uniteds primary goal is winning the title considering how much they're spending

>>77179806
pic related would be a very triggering character these days

>>77179373
is that emily?

>>77179862
tbf everything is triggering in this day and age.
And yes I rate Riker

>>77179812

>Sky sources understand Newcastle have reached agreement with Norwich City over the transfer of forward Jacob Murphy.

>We understand the fee to be in the region of £12m.

>>77179901
Not bad. Is he the better of the two murphys?

>Fiorentina have officially confirmed the signings of both Petko Hristov and Rafik Zekhnini.

>It was reported earlier today that deals would be completed for both teenagers, with the Viola confirming the deals this afternoon.

>“ACF Fiorentina are pleased to confirm the signing of Petko Hristov from PFC Slavia Sofia,” the statement about the defender begins.

>“The 18-year-old central defender, born in Sofia, Bulgaria on 1 March 1999, made 30 league and cup appearances for Slavia Sofia last season and played in Saturday's 1-1 derby draw with CSKA Sofia in the league.

>“He was recently involved in the European U19 Championship in Georgia with Bulgaria.

>“Hristov has a signed a five-year contract with Fiorentina until 30 June 2022.”

>A separate statement confirmed that striker Zekhnini has also signed on a five-year deal from Odds Ballklub.

>>77177442
>Arsenal are also considering a £45m bid for the Dutchman.
every time

>Everton have signed Cuco Martina on a free transfer.

>The right-back has agreed a three-year deal at Goodison Park after his contract at Southampton expired.

>He previously worked with Ronald Koeman at St Mary's.

>>77179901
What the fuck are Newcastle doing this year? Usually by now they have made a huge money meme signing. Hope Sports Direct cunt hasn't embraced the yoyo principle like those mackem twats

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/neymar-unhappy-barcelona-manchester-united-10816150?ICID=FB_mirror_MF

Neymar is upset. He says it's Manchester United time!

>>77180007
translation: "I want a new contract"

Transfer Market Summer 2017 - FC Barcelona

*Quantities are counted in Euros

Signings
- Marlon Santos (CB) ---> It comes from Barça B. Barça paid 6M for him to Fluminense.
- Gerard Deulofeu (RW) ---> Everton | 12M
- Nelson Semedo (RB) ---> Benfica | 30M+5
- Adria Ortolá (GK) ---> Comes back from loan. Would be the third GK.

Is this Aguero to Chelsea rumour real or simply the newspaper trying to sell a copy or two?

>>77180011
Barce should call his bluff, no Brazilian has ever enjoyed living in Manchester

Official Sales
- Jordi Masip (GK) ---> Free Agent
- Jordi Mboula (RW) ---> Monaco | 3M
- Eric Garcia (CB) ---> Man. City | 1.7M
- Cristian Tello (RW) ---> Betis | 4M
- Jérémy Mathieu (CB) ---> Sporting CP | Free

Signing Rumours
- Marco Verratti (CM) ---> Paris’ president doesn’t want to sell him. Seems impossible.
- Philippe Coutinho (CAM) ---> Liverpool 90M-120M
- Christian Eriksen (CAM) ---> Tottenham 50M-70M
- Lucas Lima (CAM) ---> Santos 0M (He would arrive in January’18 for free)
- Paulinho (CM) ---> Guangzhou (The sum up will round the 30M)
- Davinson Sánchez (CB) ---> Ajax 20-30M (It would be possible but Barça already has 5 CB)
- Yerri Mina (CB) ---> Palmeiras 9M (It is said there exists a preferential option to buy him in 2018)

Selling Rumours
- Munir el Haddadi (RW) ---> He’s on the market. Barça would take 8M more or less for him.
- Arda Turan (CAM) ---> Untransferable. Seems like a Barça strategy to increase his market value.
- Ivan Rakitic (CM) ---> Barça has rejected 50M offers for him. Best english teams want him.
- Rafinha (CM) ---> It is probable he leaves Barcelona. His value rounds 30M.
- Javier Mascherano (CB) ---> It seems like he’s staying.
- Douglas (RB) ---> He asked Barcelona for going on loan to a spanish team to obtain the spanish nationality.
- Thomas Vermaelen (CB) ---> No offers for him.
- Sergi Samper (CDM) ---> He would be on loan this year. Probably to a spanish team.
- Juan Cámara (RW) ---> No place in Barcelona.
- André Gomes (CM) ---> Untransferable. Barcelona has rejected 35M offers for him.
- Andrés Iniesta (CM) ---> He would stay at least one more year in Camp Nou.
- Santiago Bueno (CB) ---> He could get on loan or stay in Barça B.

I will be updating this post. Sorry for my english. I’m not native.

>>77180033

Manchester is a beautiful city

>>77179669
>11-12m
Is he the most expensive polish goalie or was it Dudek?

>Neymar in contact with PSG
>The Brazilian winger's father will travel to Paris this week to discuss a move with Nasser Al-Khelaïfi, taking advantage of Barça's interest in Verratti.
https://en.as.com/en/2017/07/17/football/1500299378_830155.html

>>77179864

yes.

Just another perk you get when you play for United.

>>77180060
Lol it fucking isn't and guarantee you've never been. Its a very functional city and thats the best you can say for it.

>>77180007
He would be third to Pogba and Lukaku. No chance lads.

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>find the area of the bigger square
Also which team can beat the strong Muslim core at arsenal?

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Is this Naby Keita guy really worth a Poobag-tier buyout? Bundesliga fans pls respond.

>>77180080
>Its a very functional city
Is this the city version of "you are a nice guy"?

>>77180098
si

>>77180033
>Barce should call his bluff, no Brazilian has ever enjoyed living in Manchester
hasn't fernandinho been there for years now?

>>77180033
Every heard of Jo la'?

>>77180117
He's dying inside.

>>77180007
>Tfw Nerman joins Messi and gets a new contract every 6 months

>>77180033
Glauber Berti loved it

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Oh my days. Hearing from my expansive network of contacts that Slutsky is incredibly unhappy with our current transfer situation, and is looking to fly back to Hull from Portugal to discuss it with Ehab Allam.

Meanwhile City are desperately trying to get him to stay at the summer training camp.

>>77180098
'Nice guy' myth isn't a thing you incel virgin

>>77180098
>>77180101
what's the Chad of cities?

>>77177442
>60m for van djik

the walker signing ruined everything

>>77180129
Kompany confirms
>>77180117
>>77180140
>>77180123
Haha fucking hell mancs chirping in with literal 'whos'

>>77180155
N'Djamena, the capital of Chad

>>77180142
well thats his time at the club over.

>>77180142
>Ull

>>77180167
two of those are blatant jokes you tit

>>77180155
Paris
London
New York
LA

>>77180093
441 cm

>>77180169
Here I am thinking it's YourOnetis that's the capital of Chad silly me

Everton buying a whole squad of players. Can't go wrong at all.

>>77180093
Where x is one of the sides of the large square.
(x+3)^2+(x-3)^2=30^2
2x^2+18=900
2x^2=882
x^2=441

>>77180180
They're only chad in the sense they're full of people from Chad.

>>77180145
>incel
>>77180184
>YourOnetis

Can someone explain these 2 memes?