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/trans/ Havin' a pint with the lads edition

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There are reports that Inter agreed terms with Valencia for Geoffrey Kondogbia, but it’s now up to the player.

>Roma have already raised their proposal for Leicester City forward Riyad Mahrez to €30m, claim France Football.

Manchester United are now leading the race for Paris Saint-Germain defender Serge Aurier after interest from Juventus and Inter.

>It’s rumoured Napoli are saddled with Emanuele Giaccherini because of his wage demands, which means they can’t sign Alex Berenguer.According to CalcioNapoli24.it, the former Juventus, Sunderland and Bologna winger is on the market, but none of the mid-to-low-table Serie A sides interested can afford his €1.5m per year salary. If Napoli don’t pay a portion of the wage during a loan spell, then they’ll be stuck with Giaccherini.

Roma are due to miss out on two of their targets in defence, as Juan Foyth is heading to Tottenham and Jetro Willems to Eintracht Frankfurt.

>There are reports Keita Balde Diao has left the Lazio training camp ahead of an imminent transfer to Inter.

Bayern Munich chief Karl-Heinz Rummenigge “can confirm Milan interest in Renato Sanches, but there is no agreement yet.

>FCBayern director Karl-Heinz Rummenigge also confirms they are "no longer involved" in Alexis Sanchez race

Brazilian media outlet Globoesporte have confirmed that the full-back has agreed to make the move to Stamford Bridge but the teams are still to settle on a fee. https://en.as.com/en/2017/07/16/football/1500225002_589324.html
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Fuck anime
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>de gay

>>77167601
Wonder if the >schalke guy knows he's famous on the sports board of an Nigerian basket weaving website
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>Yerry Mina's representative unveils Barcelona agreement for 2018 http://www.marca.com/en/football/barcelona/2017/07/16/596b2ea2ca47411a258b456e.html

Mamadou Sakho and Lazar Markovic have not been selected in Liverpool’s 25-man squad for the tour to Hong Kong

>Chelsea want to sign Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang after missing out on Romelu Lukaku, Sky sources understand.

Barcelona are mulling over a move for Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli with their bid for Marco Verratti stalling, according to Spanish outlet Diario Gol. The PSG man could well command a world record fee, while Lionel Messi and Neymar are said to favour the club signing Alli.

>Virgil Van Dijk is ready to make a transfer request at Southampton to try and push through a move to Liverpool, according to The Sun.

Marco van Ginkel has signed a contract extension with Chelsea, keeping him at the club until 2020, and has also agreed to return to PSV Eindhoven on loan for the season.
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>>77167672
>Mamadou Sakho and Lazar Markovic have not been selected in Liverpool’s 25-man squad for the tour to Hong Kong
quelle surprise
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Perisic on the move?

>With Keita Balde Diao leaving the Lazio camp, reportedly for Inter, it’s also rumoured that Manchester United can secure Ivan Perisic in 48 hours.

>The situation is intensifying at San Siro after Coach Luciano Spalletti again publicly noted he had been “made certain promises” on the transfer market.

>Keita has left the Lazio training camp and travelled to Milan, officially to see his girlfriend as he skipped today’s friendly match due to a fitness issue and the Aquile have a day off tomorrow.

>However, Radiosei and Sky Sport Italia note Inter have suddenly stepped up negotiations for Keita and are prepared to offer €20m.

>FCInterNews.it claim he has been proposed a five-year contract worth €3m per season plus bonuses.

>At the same time, FCInterNews.it also report that Manchester United have ramped up their talks with the Nerazzurri for Perisic and hope to have the deal done within the next 48 hours.

>They never moved from the €55m asking price, but Manchester United under pressure from Jose Mourinho have been edging closer towards it.

>At this stage, €50m plus bonuses would be considered enough to sway Inter, especially after Perisic missed last night’s friendly game, officially due to an abscess in his tooth.

>He flew out to see his personal dentist in Croatia.

>Both Perisic and Keita play on the left wing in a very attacking system, but the Senegal international is only 22 years old compared to the Croatian’s 28.
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>>77167627
>FCBayern director Karl-Heinz Rummenigge also confirms they are "no longer involved" in Alexis Sanchez race
he's going to city lmao
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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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Right, footy busters. I'll give you a cryptic clue and the first letter and you have to figure out the football player, last name only.

>This fella is trying to pass through a well low opening. What's he doing?

C.

>The anti dehydration pamflet says you should do this

D.

>This fella got sick after having his Sunday roast, what happened to him?

H.
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De Gea on the move?

>Manchester United have announced that Sergio Romero has signed a new contract which will keep him at the club until June 2021, with the option to extend for a further year.

>The 30-year-old joined the club in July 2015 and has gone onto make 28 appearances for the club.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/886662245610135553
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>>77167772
Second is Drinkwater
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>>77167064
How's something like this?
Also:
>fuck perspective
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>>77167772
Crouch
Drinkwater
Dunno the last
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>>77167772

the 3rd one is you're a faggot.
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>>77167772
is 3rd Hope Solo
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>>77167649
You're welcome, lad. I must slap Austria until he learns.
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>>77167801
I think something simpler, the Cock on a bottle on the bar or something
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>>77167832
it's not
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>>77167832
kek
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https://twitter.com/WittyGooner/status/886392784281796608

>the absolute state of Arse marketing
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>>77167772
Hamsik although hope solo fits just as well
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Friendly reminder to seal these players faith
Who will leave AS Monaco this summer in a 'big' transfer (Multi choice)
http://www.strawpoll.me/13448722
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13448722
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>>77167892
>Hamsik

Right Karl, we're never doing this again.
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>>77167844
Tried that, the existing bottles are too small for the badge to be recognisable, it ends up being a blue blob.

And to put a bottle somewhere else seems a bit obvious
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>>77167888

ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT INTO EUROPA LEAGUE
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>>77167671
fascinating to think about and if these people know of their internet fame desu
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>>77167892
>Hamsik
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>>77167888
>This will be the last time Sanchez is seen with arsenal

Ayyy
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Kyle Walker is shiiiteeeee
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>>77167888
we are in the ironic football marketing age
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>>77167772
>Hamsik

>what

>h-hamsik

>what are you talking about

>you know, the little mohican fella

>PLAY A RECORD
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>>77167888
Unironically pretty cool
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>>77167888
>>77167926
Samefag customer.
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So is this pub image this summers collaboration? Just like the chicken place for Jan and the carvery for last year?
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>>77167985
>tfw to smart for a scudetto
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>>77167888
>>77167926
>>77167940
>>77167953
>>77167963
Someone think of a clever filename
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>>77167940
Who cares? According to Spain and Chile in these threads, he's dogshit.
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>tfw we're the only club to not sign anyone
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>>77168014
>Sanchez Makes The Team Work.webm
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>>96
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>>77168044
*Sells player to a rival*
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>>77168044
Daily reminder.
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>>77168044
>swedish flag
>"we"

pathetic desu
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>>77168014
>African immigrants attempting to reach Europe
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>>77168044
cant wait to spunk 60m on Barkley come dead line day :/
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>>77168014
>rows out of the champions league
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>>77168068
welcome to /trans/ lad
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>@Rortiz_ESPN
>Martial cada vez más cerca del Milán. Attenti

lads
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>>77168077
for the first time in 22 years. not bad desu.
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>>77168056
Amazing post
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>>77168064
h-heh now they don't have alves we can charge them 70-80m for walker and they have to pay..

Right?
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Has Liverpool got their team in qualification yet?
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>Roma have agreed a deal to sign Federico Fazio from Tottenham for an undisclosed fee.

>W-we'll b-buy a r-replacement.. s-soon.. b-based Levy, f-fleecing!
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>>77168131
Don't act like 50 mil wasn't a fucking robbery lmao
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>Forza Lazio
What did the mean by this?
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I'm confident to say that Liverpool will indeed win the treble this season
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>>77168182
Juan Foyth £8m inc
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>>77168206
2nd in the league
fa cup final loss
champions league final loss
the klopp treble la
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>>77168197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cb4_ly-oUE
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>>77168197
https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/886536284260401152
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>>77168116
>nick
You just KNOW she met the Dan
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>>77167672
What did Sakho do to make Liverpool want him gone over the complete shit they have like Klavan or Lovren?
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>>77168195
It's not cheap but it's not ridiculous in the grand scheme of this season's transfers

>Homegrown
>Selling to rival
>Not a possition with lots of quality players available

It would only reach 50m if he wins the CL anyway in which case i cant see city being too fussed
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>the look of a man who knows he's captaining a sinking ship
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>>77168232
For Liverpool that would unironically still be a great season.
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>>77168295
>Coastal erosion can't come soon enough
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>Hart going to West Spam
kek.
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>>77168286
klopp is a known racist, just look at sturridge's career
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>>77167927
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
25 seconds, he probably knows he's famous but not on 4chan
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>>77168206
uncharacteristically AWFUL post by austria
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>>77168014
no cox
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>>77168331
do you remember when everyone called kenny racist after the suarez evra thing. that was banter.
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>>77168331
didn't he buy mane and salah
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>>77168206
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>>77168331
not klopps fault that he's made of glass
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an american reporter asked mourinho how united will adapt to having lukaku as their main forward instead of rooney. and he mispronounced lukaku. and the look on mourinhos face was great.
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>>77168432
Mouyes is a drug addict so who cares?
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>>77168432
rppny main forward?
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Best pub you've been to lads?
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>>77168441
Uhm sweetie, it's medicinal

Vape naish ya'll
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>>77168432
kek
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>>77168432
Mouyes is playing Mata as a Forward.
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>>77168070
UNDERRATED
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Just give Mahrez to Roma ffs, sick of this shit
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>>77168056
Really marginalises my minorities
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>>77168472
George Inn by borough market is quite nice, can't beat your local though
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>Leeds, Newcastle and Fulham are all said to be interested in defender Harold Voyer, according to French outlet Foot Mercato.

>The 20-year-old came through the youth ranks at PSG but was released from his contract at the start of July.
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>>77168566
Just bring back Fryatt and Waghorn ffs, sick of this shit
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>>77167961
Excellent post
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>>77168472
The Carving Sam over in Croydon
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>>77168472
Spoons, duh
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>he isn't watching the top 8 tekken finals
lmao @ your life
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>>77168867
Why is there a dwarf presenting it?
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>>77168838
this, especially now you can order to your table using their app
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>>77168886
hes one of the characters
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Do some clubs in Europe have more supporters from certain ethnic groups? Or do certain clubs have poorer or richer fans?

For example in America, the LA Dodgers and Oakland Raiders have a ton of Mexican and Black fans. Or the NY Yankees have a bunch of Rican fans and Dominican fans.
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>>77168909
This shit is the worst thing to ever be fucking made
t. spoons bartender
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>>77168359
it's just klopp's way of reliving the slavery era, he's sick in the head
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>>77168886
He's just one of like 20 commentators
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>>ESPN claim #FCIM accept €46m plus bonuses offer for Ivan Perisic
http://www.espnfc.com/blog/transfer-talk/79/post/3158098/ivan-perisic-nemanja-matic-signings-proving-difficult-for-manchester-united

>Inter have asked for €20 million plus Martial for Perisic, while the Telegraph reports the France international is wanted on loan. The situation could be resolved by United meeting Perisic's reported £49 million asking price, but time is running out with Inter flying to China on Tuesday for their preseason tour.
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>>77169008
trying to piece it together but espn is horrible to navigate
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>>77169008
I will never understand this transfer. Perisic isn't that good
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>Liverpool to test RB Leipzig's resolve on Naby Keita transfer with massive £70million offer

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-test-rb-leipzigs-resolve-10804733
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>Antonio Rudiger explained his move away from Roma was inspired by Antonio Conte and “not to be disrespectful, but Chelsea is a big club.”
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>>77169119
>implying the player himself even wants to go to Liverpool and have his wheels stolen
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>Chelsea want Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from Borussia Dortmund

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/10951074/chelsea-want-pierre-emerick-aubameyang-from-borussia-dortmund
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>>77168581
tfw local closed down
lost contact with all those nutter alcoholics that i used to smash at pool
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which footy team does it support?
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>>77169439
union berlin
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>>77169439
>David Hasselhoff has revealed that he is an unlikely Partick Thistle supporter.
https://twitter.com/DavidHasselhoff/status/780002532923994112
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>>77169493
>follows scottish football
fucking hell
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>>77169493
True patrician taste there
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>I'm pretty confident United will sign Perisic. But (as of 9.46pm on Sunday) ESPN have not got a story saying they've agreed a fee with Inter

https://twitter.com/AlexShawESPN/status/886688606445817858
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you now remember Sean Dyche on Soccer AM looking like he's ready to go out for a few
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Reeeeee
I'm bored trans. Don't feel like playing FM and now I got nothing to do.
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>>77169773

>>77168867
Pretty sure some Swedish autist is in the next game too
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>>77169667
>having to sit that close to leicester fans
bet he hated it
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might have a wank about men again.

any transfers, let me know lads.
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When's the #litty lil raunchy season gonna start?
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Hey /trans/ what do you think about Courtois' neck?
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>"What happened in Cardiff?"
>Leonardo Bonucci: "Water under the bridge. We don't care about that anymore."
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>>77169773
Go watch your female relatives getting banged by immigrants
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>>77169866
hands off my mum lad
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Levy please
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reminder to ignore 190kg faggot
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Which team will be the most #litty?
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>>77169119
how is this kid worth £70m despite no one ever hearing of him a year ago

You telling me Liverpool''s scouts couldn't find anyone for half the price in the Bundesliga or anywhere but the PL
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>>77169984
Macclesfield
>you now remember The Rock and Kaine on Soccer AM
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>>77169988
English scouting isn't the best lad and some clubs scout potential and give them play time to develop.
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>>77169988
They clearly dont know how to do transfers considering they are holding out for £30m for Sakho still
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>>77169988
They could probably get Naingollan for less than 70
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>Fiorentina have officially agreed terms with Odds BK for teenage forward Rafik Zekhnini, who is due on Monday for a medical.

>A statement from the Norwegian club confirmed the deal is done for the 19-year-old.

>“Odds BK and AFC Fiorentina have agreed a transfer for Rafik Zehkhnini,” read the statement.

>“Rafik is travelling to Florence for a medical and to discuss personal terms on Monday.

>“Once those are in place, the transfer will be completed.”

>He plays primarily on the left wing, but can also work as a second striker or on the right.

>In 2017 he has scored one goal with two assists in 16 competitive games for Odds BK.
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>>77169860
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>Hamburger SV are in talks with Club Brugge over a move for Stefano Denswil.

>The Bundesliga club are expected to pay a €7 million fee to land the 24-year-old, per Bild, as their search for a central defender continues.

>HSV sporting director Jens Todt told Bild that they hope to get a deal completed before they head to their Austrian training camp on July 22.

Mediaset Premium: #FCIM agree terms with #Lazio for Keita Balde Diao, €22m with €3m+bonuses for the player
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Which team will be a lil raunchy this season?
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>actually waking up every morning and saying youre a liverpool fan with a straight face
lol
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>>77170095
Huddersfield
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>>77167772
>It's a Steve and Ricky slag off Tolkien episode
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>>77167888
What the fuck
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>>77170125
>tfw from north wales
>all the people i know are wannabe scousers
>all support liverpool
can't wait till i move to the glorious south
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>>77170349
Come to Swansea lad
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>>77170366
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
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If DC capeshit movie characters were a football club, which ones would they be?

The Flash
Aquaman
Superman
Wonder Woman
Cyborg
Batman
Lex Luthor
Alfred Pennyworth
Steve Trevor
General Zod
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>>77170396
If you fucked off or lost weight they could fit 190 more people in Swansea.
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Who /sad/ here?
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>>77170366
>decent rugby
>prem football
>by the sea
thinking of it m8
probably nicer than cardiff as well
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>>77170349
Thought the joke was that most Everton fans were Welsh?

Even more Liverpool customer fodders I have now. Along with them all being Norwegian or Asian.
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>>77170415
Kek lad.
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>>77170432
My sister lives in Cardiff. You don't hear English anywhere. No joke. She lives right next to a huge Lidl so it's dirt fucking cheap to live there though.
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>>77170415
>>77170443
samefaggotry
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>>77170428
i-i-i-i-it might still happen lad
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>>77170441
There are a fair few everton fans about
but most are liverpool fans because of the success of the club in the 80s
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>>77170414
I dont know half of these but Batman v Superman was one of the best movies last year. Also Gal Gadot a cute
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>>77170432
Cardiff is alright, nice city. Swansea is a bit more laid back. We get a massive amount of students that come here wanting to stay. That says something.

Then there is Wind street. Full of bars, clubs and restaurants, people come from all over to spend a night there.

Scenery in Brecon and Gower is also nice, loads to do.
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>>77170483
you'd know all about faggotry, wouldn't you fattie?

>>77170538
Liverpool and Everton to fight it out for Europa?
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>>77168295

>tfw to smart to run a football club properly
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>>77170579
My sister lives in Splott. Ever been there? Hilariously bad.
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>>77170618
>>77170618
Think its not far from an old skate park. Shit hole mate.
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>>77168270
kek are Milan just customers now?
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>>77170432
>>77170579
ok right then, let me talk straight up about Swansea as a Swansea man.

If you're coming here as a student, good choice. It's a shit fucking uni don't get me wrong but the location of it is nice and it's a nice area of Swansea.

However, wine street is a chavvy shithole full of shitty people, the same can be said about the town center.

If you're into shopping malls and grand places, Swansea ain't for you. If you're a vegan hipster student, Swansea will be good for you.
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>>77170665
It is. It really is. As I said, she's right next to the huge Lidl which is like a 2 min walk away. Means she doesn't need a freezer and Lidl is dirt cheap and often very tasty.
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>>77170704
I'll have some pork scratchings thanks
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>>77170677
Used to be a high honor to sign for Milan, like Madrid or somethin. Now it's just for money like Chelsea.

Any Italians tell me why Lazio were so fucking rich at the beginning of the 2000s? Splurged some major cash back then. 15mil for a keeper in the 90's is insane.
I'm not counting on a reply tbf. Sunday is the Italian extra lazy day.
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>>77170592
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

championship LOLLL
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>>77170704
190kg. I swear you only go to your local or potters wheel because wind street is actually quite a laugh, especially Jack Murphys.

Also the uni is one of the top ranked by students in the UK you giant mong. As for shopping, out of town is better than our city centre I give you that.
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77170775

>I only supported Swansea when they got promoted
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George Romero is dead lads.

any update on the creepshow to critical acclaim status situation?
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>>77170704
not a student so all depends on where i can find work etc
just fancy living down south
more shit going on and probably not as big as a shit hole as Wrexham
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>>77170775
You won't be laughing next year. When Siggy leaves it means relegation for you lot.
Not even trying to be mean. I just hope you realise the hopes of staying up are slim when Siggurdson leaves.
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>>77170783
>Jack Murphys
hello subnormie
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>>77170836
>Not even trying to be mean. I just hope you realise the hopes of staying up are slim when Siggurdson leaves.

they get Diamanti to replace him kek. they act like they want to relegate desu
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>>77170754
>Any Italians tell me why Lazio were so fucking rich at the beginning of the 2000s?
Italian teams had owners with a lot of money to spend.
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>>77170775

Fuck me mate, don't have much of a memory in your giant sweaty head.
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>>77170677
>now
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>>77170815
update on the cruyff sticky?
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>FC United of Manchester
Is there a more autistic name for a team?
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>>77170592
Well he's not done too bad for Hull really. You had one brief stay in the top flight in your entire history and then he came along as you were imploding from the silly wages being paid out to no hopes like Bullard and general lack of composed direction.

You've then yoyo'd and had an FA Cup final, that's the best you've ever had it
>>
Who's gonna be the most raunchy, litty player in the premier league?
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>>77170952
we got one when some pleb hockey player died and we took over the sticky
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>>77170864
And I see Italians on here shit talking EPL teams? Fuck sake.
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>>77171004
Don't look at me senpai, I explained to people multiple times that Chelsea didn't invent sugar daddies.
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>>77170993
very good and very well informed post, well done!
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>>77171004
Just bantz
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>>77171004
tbf, your entire league is one big festival of customers with all the coverage it gets in the third world
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>>77171004
Italian teams were winning in Europe tho.
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>>77171027
America didn't invent the nuclear bomb, but they are the ones that mutated the japs
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>>77171033
>your

I wish Coleraine FC were part of the EPL hehe. Need some moneys.
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>>77170879
Doubt that fuck even remembers the hat-trick at the Veitch that saved Swansea against >us that season.

>Dr. Martens FC winning the title
Didn't they go straight back down to the Conference after that?
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>>77171067
Last 5 years still had an Italian team in the final twice and no English teams
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>>77171074
>EPL
Watch out what you say, you'll end up triggering people
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>>77171155
I said it on purpose, but I now remember how shit those argument threads were and ruined /trans/
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>>77168523
no
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reminder /epl/ threads will be reported. As of August 17th, Premier League threads will be /prem/, /league/ or /PL/
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>>77170879

Turkish FM players has/had a thing for Hull. many people spent hours on Hull careers here.
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>>77170984
>Real Madrid
can't have people confusing them with 'Fake Madrid'
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>>77168867
EVO ended yesterday, champ
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can't wait until non league twats fuck off
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non leagues very welcome
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>>77171175
What do you mean 'no', he played him as a forward few days ago you melon.

>>77171185
Berbatov always joins Hull instead of Galatasary.
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>>77170754
Wasn't Berlusconi the original sugar daddy?
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>>77171197

>Pepe
>Valbuena
>Quaresma
>Van Persie
>Eto'o
>Jeremy Memez

is Süper Lig welcomed?

>>77171212

Gala is a trainwreck irl and in game
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>>77170984
Real Salt Lake
>>
*carves recreationally*
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>>77171221
There have been sugardaddies throughout the ages. Liverpool in the 80's are a product of money being pumped into them and then they act all high and mighty for having 'history' when it was bought just like CHelsea and City's
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>>77171212
A few days ago? Nigger, the game was last night. And Mata didn't play as forward, he played as a ten.
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>>77171248
I'm sure I could win the League Title with Gala. They have Snydjer and Podolski and a good GK iirc.
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>>77171191
'no'
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>>77171137
Change that to 6 years, and the story changes. Who gives a fuck about runners up anyway?
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>>77171269

didnt Blackburn win EL title with a sugar daddy?
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>>77171269
Man Utd had money pumped into them too sometime pre-war. It saved the club. They still shit-talk Chelsea and Man City because they spend their own money though.
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>>77171277
Sneijder was kicked out m8
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>>77168959
Yes, search archive/catalog for the fan thread they had a couple days ago. Anyway, a few examples would be >Protestant/Unionist Rangers and Catholic/Irish Celtic
>working class Feyenoord and upper middle class Ajax
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>>77171289
Ye. But it was some lad who supported Blackburn his whole life and was about to die so just wanted to pump money into Blackburn.
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>>77171269
Even Arsenal becoming a top flight team in 1919 was down to corruption.
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>>77171272
Yeah. Sure he did.

>ni**er

No racism outside of /b/. Enjoy your ban.
>>
man all Gala fans are ready to forgive their chairman for what he did to Sneijder if he brings Imbula from Stoke.

is Imbula that good?
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>>77170820
might as well go Cardiff then 2bh unless you can get a good job and live in the nice part of Swansea.

>>77170836
we have quality though out the team lad
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Why are southerners so shit at football lads
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>>77171314
Not in the game, which is what I'm talking about. Poldolski also plays for a Japanese side.
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>>77171339
I now remember Phil Jones
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>>77171339
Is that actually how they lined up? Seems like it would work just as well as a back 4 with Lingard on the left wing and Mata on the right.
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>>77171339
>that team
lmao
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>>77171358
>every London club combined has 1 CL win
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>>77171339
>no line-up has ever been wrong
Did you watch the game, you stupid cunt? Either you didn't and have no idea what you're talking about or you did and don't have enough understanding to see the position he played.

>No racism outside of /b/. Enjoy your ban.
What the fuck is this faggot shit? Neck yourself, pussy.
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>>77171390
>Shitting on Chelsea's win by adding every London club
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>>77171358
More poor people playing footy up there
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>>77171355
Llorente
Fer (If he cared about the club but he just cares about money. So doesnt count)
Mesa (If he doesn't flop)
And?
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>>77171408
It's more like shitting on every other club for being so god damn pathetic
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>>77171358
ummm leicester isn't northern sweetie x
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>>77171419
inb4 flappyhandski
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>>77171419
Mawson, Britton, Carroll, Fabianski, Ayew
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>>77171411
why is germany so good at footy then
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>>77171396
>defending that shit line-up by going
>b-b-but he went to No.10! Ignore the official lineup given to the guys by the fucking manager! :D
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>>77171092

Straight back into Div 3, then I think they had a few more seasons before going back into non-league. Then got liquidated in 2011 or so and AFC Rushden & Diamonds was formed, the phoenix club of a merged team.
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>>77171428
London gave up the Midlands to the North. Didn't want it.
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>>77170754
Are you implying money isn't a factor for players joining Real? Are you acting like money wasn't a factor when for players joining Milan when theyr were a top club?
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>>77171472
Mindgames la
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>>77171455
they are weird robot men
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>>77171451
Kek. KEEEEEEEEEEK

I've seen people shit talking Everton's team saying there's no quality in it and you proceed to post this.

Britton, Carroll, Fabianski and Ayew are players for teams between 17-14th and Mawson is ok. These aren't players that can save you from relegation. Only prolong it. The rest of the team is utter tripe.
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>>77171358
Crouch deserved more caps
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>>77171339
Based Mou with the 7-2-1
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>>77171451
>those
>good
HOWLING.
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>>77171472
Lost the debate so you have to twist things, faggot? I was obviously talking about Mata's position, not the line-up.
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>>77171487
Of course it's a factor, but if you were being offered 5 million a year from Chelsea, City, AC Milan (2000's level) or Real Madrid. You'd obviously chose either AC or Real
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>>77171538
Unless you wanted to live in England
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>>77171513
>>77171527
Britton was unironically imo the best midfielder in the world at the end of the season on form.

Nothing came close to him, he should be given a statue outside the Liberty when he retires.
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>>77171547
>you wanted to live
>in England
Dude...
>>
Southampton defender Virgil Van Dijk, 26, could still become a £60m Liverpool player this summer after insisting he will only move to Anfield. (Sun)

>But Arsenal are also considering a £45m bid for the Dutchman. (Daily Express)

West Ham will make a third bid for Stoke City winger Marko Arnautovic. The Hammers have already failed with two offers for the 28-year-old Austrian. (Sky Sports)

>Borussia Dortmund will only wait "a few more days" on any offers for Gabon forward and Chelsea target Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 28. (Daily Mail)

Chelsea want to sign Manchester City's Argentine striker Sergio Aguero, 29. (Daily Star)

>Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho wants German midfielder Toni Kroos, 27, in any deal that takes 26-year-old Spanish goalkeeper David De Gea to Real Madrid. (Sun)

Tottenham Hotspur are preparing another push to sign Everton midfielder Ross Barkley. The two clubs have been unable to agree a fee so far this summer but Everton are happy to sell the 23-year-old. (Independent)

>Zlatan Ibrahimovic has rejected a £6.5m offer from LA Galaxy and wants to rejoin Manchester United when he returns from injury later this year. The Swedish striker, 35, left Old Trafford this summer. (Calciomercato, via Daily Express)

Manchester City will compete with Chelsea for Real Madrid's 26-year-old Brazilian right-back Danilo. (Daily Star)

>Loic Remy, 30, is set to leave Chelsea this summer with Everton and Southampton interested in the French striker. (Metro)
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77171551

jesus fucking christ
>>
Alexis Sanchez, 28, has hinted his Arsenal career could be over after admitting he wants "to play in the Champions League," but boss Arsene Wenger thinks they can convince the Chile forward to stay. (Daily Mirror)

>Or, Wenger will turn to Celtic's Moussa Dembele, 20, if Alexis Sanchez leaves. (Daily Star)

Swansea are keen to make another raid on Las Palmas, with a swoop for attacking midfielder Jonathan Viera, 27. (Wales Online)

>Chelsea have offered Atletico Madrid's Belgian winger Yannick Carrasco, 23, a five-year contract. (Don Balon, via Daily Express)

Former Wales star John Hartson says Swansea City cannot sell Everton target Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, at any price. The Icelandic midfielder has been linked with a move away from Liberty Stadium. (Wales Online)

>French winger Thomas Lemar, 21, has demanded Monaco sell him to Arsenal. (Sun)

Tottenham hope to complete the signing of £8m Estudiantes defender Juan Foyth, 19, by the end of this week. (Daily Mirror)

>Fulham are looking to complete a £5m deal to bring Bordeaux striker Diego Rolan, 24, to Craven Cottage. (GetWestLondon)
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>Evertonian here

Linked with
>Giroud
>Walcott
>Mahrez
>Dzeko
>Siggurdsson
>Mertens
Is this how it feels having a shitload of money? Because this silly season is fucking awesome!
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>>77171480
Just looked it up: they went straight back down, scraped survival and then got relegated by Fat Cunt Evans's Boston the next season.
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>>77168472
Hell Hunt in Tallin has a really good selection of beers and a cool logo

My favourite ever though was this rough dive in Newcastle I went to a few times. Pints were about £1.30 or something crazy, but the bar staff were so uninterested in you that you were lucky to get what you asked for. You wouldn't dare to question this though, because the owners and locals were fucking hard and would literally throw you out onto the street (I actually saw this happen). Was a scary but funny place
>>
why do people still fall for his awful bait
>>
Should Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang depart Borussia Dortmund, then they will chase Arsenal's Olivier Giroud. (Bild)

>Jetro Willems expected to undergo Eintracht Frankfurt medical; €6m deal to be completed within 48 hours
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Lemar signing for Arsenal happens - Yes or No?

I'm gonna say Yes
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>>77171632
no
>>
>>77171603
Everton-Milan broship when?
>>
>>77171571
Apparently every cunt from Africa and the Middle East is desperate to live here.
>>
>>77171576
Where the fuck is this shit about Arsenal buying stuff from? First Mbappe, then Martial, then Morata and now Van Dick? Bit baffling.

>>77171600
If Arse get Lemar and Dembele, then Sanchez leaving isn't too bad. Carrasco seems cool.

>>77171603
t. Chelsea fan. Switching to Everton now, are we?

>>77171632
>>77171640
Apparently already happened.
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>>77171603
Don't get carried away >we are still Everton. It'll fuck up somehow. Would like Giroud and Sig out of them the most though.
>>
Are spurs still trying to steal iheanacho from Leicester?
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>>77170415
lmao
>>
>>77171538
But it was because they were better teams
Milan had some bad years of course they'll have to spend to get good again
>>
>>77170415
Top kek 10/10
>>
How the fuck is it bait?

Leon Britton would've fit any side with the passion he played for with Swansea.
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>>77171654
>Long time fan, but I'm norwegian, so the suspicon is not misplaced

Arsenal pissing of Moshiri to the point of switching to Everton is amazing
>Usmanov next year
>>
>mfw comfy bakayoko kit coming in
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>>77171703
Meh Arsenal board can all die, it'd make no difference to the club. We'll see if Wonga buys Lemar and somebody else.

>>77170415
good work anon
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>>77170415
fantastic post
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>Spurs still haven't signed anyone
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>>77171743
Barkley deal to go trough in a couple of days, my dude
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>>77171708
>tfw number only master race
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>>77171708
I hope your ironic weeb level is high enough for that.
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Michu just retired

The definition of One Season Wonder
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>>77171758
This
>Wearing another mans name on your back
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>>77170415
High tier post.
>>
>>77171777
His leg broke, didn't it?
>>
>>77171748
>sell walker
>spend all the money on dross barkley

lmaoooooooooooooo
>>
>>77171799
Yep, ankle injury forced him to retire
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>>77170415
kek'd

>>77171758
if i was getting >my teams shirt for this year, id probably get a 5, 10 or 11 on the back 2bh
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>>77171777
A limping example of why you take the big money move as soon as possible.
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>>77171808
We've Tripier
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>>77171814
I've gone with 9 because I am a Newcastle fan and that's our super special number
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>>77171779
You're a spuds fan, you'll be lucky to have any names on back of shirts next year

>>77170415
Tippity top kekerooee
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>>77171777
F

that curler of his against QPR was a great goal
>>
>>77171821
have you seen the third kit for this season

it's fucking nice, even with the horrible sponsor
>>
>Costa does a live Instagram video in an Atletico shirt
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>>77171777
I don't remember another fall from grace so fast.
>>
So claim is Arse will announce Lemar at end of their tour. When is that?
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>>77171838
It's nice to actually want our shirts again after so many years of wonga
>>
>>77171840
>telling one of the best strikers in the league to fuck off and find another club
>not arranging a replacement beforehand

pretty shambolic 2bh
>>
>>77171857
Even if they don't sign shit they have Batty-Tushy.
>>
>>77171857
Conte might have chimped out and acted without thinking, something the club didn't expect. Still, it's an awful situation, and a striker should have been signed a week ago.
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>>77171847
falcao, van persie, mahrez, payet just in recent years
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>Looney Toons is now Looney Tunes
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>>77171852
honestly the monaco transfers other than bernardo silva seem to be dragging on for ages, Mendy still hasn't signed for city and bakayoko took forever
>>
>>77171886
Don't think they're as hard as Michu's downfall. Michu was actually playing in Spain's 4th decision recently.
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>>77171900
Yeah bit baffling desu. I don't think it'll be done. I don't think Arse will sign anybody else of merit.
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>>77171893
>Crazy 'Mations is now Looney Toons
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>>77171886
Falcao just ended the season with 30 goals with Monaco, he's still good.
Mahrez, Payet, and Van Persie all did/will do better than playing in third spanish division at 30.
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>>77171893
was always tunes
>>
>>77171913
>decision
Fuck, division obviously
>>
La Gazzetta dello Sport claims Milan are “on the verge” of a deal for Alvaro Morata, offering €70m to Real Madrid and €10m per year wages.

>Chelsea have reportedly agreed terms with Real Madrid right-back Danilo, who is valued at €30m.

Valencia have announced the departure of goalkeeper Diego Alves to Brazilian side Flamengo.
>>
>>77171900
literally because Bernardo Silva is the only good player for them
>>
>>77171913
>>77171922
van persie went from Man U and World Cup semi-finalist to Fenerbache and failing to qualify for the Euros in a pretty short pace of time
>>
>>77171945
Well he can just spray some black stripes in his hair now
>>
>>77171893
omg are you from another dimension
>>
@77171951

no effort

>>77171955
he left cause Fergie left.
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>>77171945
>Alvaro Morata
>€70m
>€10m per year wages
wew
>>
>>77171963
>he left cause Fergie left.
wise move in hindsight
>>
Imagine living in Wales. Fucking top myself desu.
>>
>that one spaniard that despises morata
>>
>>77172000
wonder if its the same one who despises de bruyne
>>
>>77172000
He hates pretty much every Spanish player who isn't from Madrid iirc.
>>
>>77172000
Pretty sure he's just pointing out he isn't worth that much and it isn't one Spaniard
>>
>>77172009
why would you hate KdB?
>>
>>77172000
morata isnt even that good tho lol
>>
>>77172018
beta cuck
>>
>>77172000
god forbid someone thinks he's not worth 70m and 10m wages

>>77172009
nope, but many times I post someone asks about that faggot
>>
Does anybody else get bored with 190kg outright breaking his character to do shit attempts at trolling until he takes off his trip and carries on shitposting with it off?
>>
>>77172018
dunno, theres one assmad spaniard who comes crawling out of the woodwork as soon as his name gets mentioned, probably one of the sevilla defenders
>>
>>77172043
>Does anybody else get bored with 190kg
yes
>>
>it's the anon over analyzes my post episode
>>
>Moussa Dembélé - Arsenal reports have been denied by senior sources who contacted Get French Football News this evening.
>>
What a lad.
>>
>>77172043
People obsessed with tripfags are the third most cancerous faggots on this site
>>
>>77172066
No shit it was utter bollocks. That or they're damage controlling.
>>
>>77172072
>ive made a terrible mistake
>>
>>77172073
t. a leaf tripfag
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::laughing_with_tears_coming_out_of_eyes_emoji::
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>>77172084
>>77172072
His mental problem will start emerging now that he left spurs
>>
>>77172084
wise move escaping spurs before their wembley woes
>>
>>77172073
Fuck off Sosa you cuck.

>>77172098
What mental problems?
>>
>>77172108
Lennon, Caulker, Sol Campbell to name some. Left spurs goes mental
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>Mexicans

What a lad though. I think that's all the spiciest memes I've found today desu.
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what's going to be the next plot twist in this transfer window?

I think the Mendy deal will collapse because he can't have the 23 shirt
>>
>>77172043
I filtered him years ago and half the fucking thread vanishes everytime he posts
>>
>>77172138
Spurs actually sign somebody. Shocking prediction I know. Screencap this post.
>>
>>77172138
Swansea buy an unexposed midfielder for £25m
>>
You lads staying up for GoT?
>>
>>77172162
No because I'm not 14.
>>
>>77172162
no lol
>>
Italy papers

Bianconeri on fire

Juve hit two targets: ready to close for Matic and Bernardeschi

The Serbian doesn’t travel with Chelsea: he has chosen to say yes to Allegri, now wants to convince the Blues to lower their demands

Decisive days for the Viola talent

Record-breaking Milan, €189m spent

Yonghong Li: ‘I won’t stop’

Roma

Pallotta: ‘Agreement reached, Radja renews’

Nainggolan will sign in the States

And Monchi wants Mahrez

Inter prepare the surprise: offer to Lazio for Keita
Infinite

A champion outside of time

Federer, eighth marvel at Wimbledon

Toro

Belotti: it’s a row with Milan

Juve

Bernardeschi ready for USA

Inter: Keita mission

Roma: here’s Defrel
>>
>>77172159
He said on Grande Canaries radio that he was staying
>>
>>77172162
Normie pleb shit
>>
>>77172162
dunno how to watch it for free
>>
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Why did Ibrahimovic & Honda snub my league?
>>
>>77172120
Ah you mean English lads. Didn't Defoe play for Spuds? I don't think this theory works in practice.
>>
Spain papers
'I haven't thought about leaving Madrid' - Bale

Milan don't give up on Morata - striker insisting on move and Milan following the issue
'Cristiano is mission impossible' - Mourinho

MUFC boss confesses move would not feasible due to economic situation

Sevilla sign Nolito for three seasons - arrived yesterday, will join team in Japan
The keys of Verratti

Andre Gomes and Rakitic could be used to sign PSG midfielder

With an excess of central midfielders, this could give Barca an option if PSG accept negotiations

Yerry Mina to arrive at Barca in 2018, says agent

Morata won't know future until 31st August
>>
https://twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/886495642968838144

This is the best introduction video ever. Nothing will ever top this.
>>
Who /got/ here?
>>
>>77172202
Me neither, it's just bants
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Never heard of her and probably will not see her.
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>>77172215
Dat music. ünder air wanking wtf
>>
>>77172215
good lord that's amazing
>>
I think it's pretty pathetic that an anime can be superior to all the shit that normies watch such as GoT, Breaking Bad or any of the flavour shows.
>>
>>77172215
tfw lost out on him because of playing time
>>
>>77172233
>Sangria Januzai
>>
>>77172215
holy fuck. Kek. Will Normies get this ironic stuff?
>>
I don't think I've ever seen a Swedish post that was actually good
they're just bland, mediocre rubbish but at least less agitating than yanks
>>
Okay I think Arse tour ends on 22nd. So we should know on 23rd if he signed or not. So a week.

>>77172233
He can be as big as Djemba-Djemba
>>
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who remembers this lol xd
>>
>Mundo Deportivo report #FCB willing to use Andre Gomes &/or Ivan Rakitic as makeweights in deal for Verratti
>>
>>77172215
>Cengiz
guessing that's Genghis in roach
>>
>>77172215
Kino
>>
>>77172233
>8
wheres mata going?
>>
>>77172233
>poo in mall
will be a surefire hit with the customers
>>
>>77172282
Mata is taking the no.9 shirt now that he's a striker
>>
>>77172272
>In one year from now
Wow remember Swansea getting relegated?
>>
>>77172250
Nice try, I've seen a fuck ton of anime and I have never enjoyed watching them as much as I enjoy GoT so you can fuck off back to /a/
>>
>>77172299
rude
>>
>>77172215
The fans are saying it's an inside joke. I get it, but it's just weird.
>>
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>>77167888
lel
>>
You now remember Pogrebnyak
>>
hate how the prem has so many clubs from small towns like Bournemouth, Burnley, Swansea, Huddersfield etc. and then you've got huge cities stuck in the championship like Birmingham, Leeds, Sheffield, Bristol, Nottingham, Derby
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>>77172398
maybe they shouldn't be so shit then lol
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anyone sorted a good HD stream for GOT yet?
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>>77172398
>Swansea small town
Have you even been there you mong?
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>>77172457
trip back on fatty
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guys I have a question

if bacteria cannot grow below 0 degrees Celsius, why do freezers cool to about -17 degrees celsius?
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>>77172215
that's real fuckin neato
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>>77172457
Swansea is small
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>>77172496
reduces freezer burn if food freezes faster and it needs to not defrost food whenever you open it and introduce hot air

also needs to survive a power cut
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>>77172528
Swansea is better than Derbo, Nottinshit and Loods
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>>77172410
When is it? Tell me if you find one.
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>>77172496
#NotAllBacteria
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>>77172552
I agree but it doesn't change the size of it
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>>77172581
2am UK time
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>>77172162
kek im not a loser
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>>77172532
all good points but the cost of your food occasionally going off is surely less than the electricity the freezer is using to go so insanely cold, -5 seems like a good target
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>>77172496
im pretty sure bacteria doesn't grow at -17. it goes into hibernation
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>>77172649
same hahaha
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>>77171847
Destro
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>Van Ginkel is still at Chelsea
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>>77171847
>I don't remember another fall from grace so fast.

Adrian Mutu
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>>77172684
>Fazio was still owned by spurs
>they sold him for nothing even though he'd be playing great
le master negotiator levy
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>>77171945
They same in the same article that Milan hasnt even made a bid yet, it's all made up bullshit
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>>77172091
>>77172108
Thanks for proving my point
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Any updates on the Mahrez to Barça situation?
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>>77172733
he's going Roma, la.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejzde32zdVw

>>77172733
ITK here
mares to fiorentina
>>
I can't tell if clubs like Barca and Chelsea not being able to buy everyone they want with no problems is a good or bad thing
>>
>>77172956
Essentially, even if there is silly money in the market, the market adjusted accordingly, like stuff in capital cities being more expensive than in the country. So it's a good thing.
Interesting to see where Barca will be in 3-4 years, they can only afford so many years of really shitty transfers.
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>>77172733
Last I heard Liverpool have apologized for tapping him up
>>
Any updates on the Bernardeschi to to me situation?
>>
>>77171189
So I googled it to see if real meant something different in spanish. It literally translates to real, but it can also be used as an adjective for royal or kingly. Their crest makes much more sense to me now. I still think its fucking stupid though.
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>>77173426
Why? They are literally the club of the King.
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>>77173451
Spain has a king?
Do you mean in the literal sense or in the sense that ronaldo is the king of football? I honestly don't know.
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>>77173513
Yes, spain has a king. Look, here's the crown. Do some research if you want to know more about them and their link with the football club.
>>
Feel like pure shit, just want a signing. Havent made one since Pppney
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>>77173552
Huh. That's interesting. Real Madrid aren't winning the champions league this year, but that's interesting
>>
can someone explain the >190kg walking towards you meme whilst the britposters are asleep?
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>>77167888
I'm Alexis Sanchez and you're watching Disney Channel
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>>77173811
Here's a quick rundown
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Chelsea make £88m bid for Gonzalo Higuain
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>>77173967
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LEAVE Jj ALLOOOONNNEEEE
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>>77173978
>The state of Jjust FC
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>>77168335
https://youtu.be/7uG9PGqaWeo
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>>77174043
>Thinking any good can ever come from having Jews around
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>>77174322
Always rated Key and Peele
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>willems to eintracht frankfurt
Holy lel
Can they even afford him?
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>fatkaku
>>
>Spurs social media accounts wishing bale a happy birthday

Either spurs are cucks or hes coming home
>>
black people are scary
>>
>>77167672
>Messi and Neymar favor a move for Alli

You wot m8
>>
>>77168472
Red Lion, Champaign, Illionis
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>>77175583
>flat stomach
>fat
?????
>>
>>77171600
Still think that Dembele should join spurs
>>
>>77175604
Are there even black people in Germany?
>>
>>77175723
Negro negro chimney sweeper
>>
>Lyon midfielder Jordan Ferri linked with Watford and Bournemouth
is he any good frenchies?
>>
Did United stealing Lukaku from Chelsea fuck there season up?
>>
>>77175998
They already have a slightly weaker Lukaku. Dumb cunts should just play him
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>>77175998
>Chelsea
>Buy Batty-Tushy who could have been a club legend for Spurs, Arse or United
>Don't fucking play him
>W-we don't just buy p-players so r-rivals don't get them
>NO DON'T LOOK AT OUR YOUTH TEAM! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO! REEEEEEE!

Disgusting; I had hoped Conte wouldn't ruin people's careers by signing players just to prevent others doing the same like Mouyes did.
>>
Fifty million pounds sterling for kyle walker

How does levy do it
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Assuming this is Arse's team next year (highly unlikely) are they good enough for Top 4 or a Europa Cup win?
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>>77176103
>sanchez
>>
>>77176122
Read my post lad.
>>
>>77176103
>ramsey
>>
>>77176103
Ah, the classic 3-1-3-1
who needs a midfield lmao
>>
>>77176151
Well who else? I dunno anybody else who is much better than him at the club.

>>77176169
Actually it's 3-4-3 except Kolasnic and Bellerin are to do defensive stuff. They're likely to play with wing-backs or defensive ML/MR. I put them there to try and show they're expect to do both things. Kolasnic isn't a ML and neither is Bellerin, but they're expected to attack and defend. Especially on the left as Lemar is as fast as Roberto Baggio
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>>77176182
Look at Chelsea's 3-4-3 (Matic/Kante)

You want to replicate it with Ozil and Ramsey as the two holding midfielders? It's not going to work unless Ozil is on the wing or they replace Ramsey with someone who can make up for Ozil (E.g Kante)
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>>77176197
To be honest I don't think they should do it. I think they should do 4-3-3. I would have said Carzola instead of Ramsey but his career is over. Xhaka needs to play like he did in the FA Cup Final to work. It's difficult.

How bout this?
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>>77176295
>putting the same player in different positions to add the illusion of depth
>>
>>77176295
I just don't think that midfield of Coq/Xhaka is going to win a lot. Top 4 sure, perhaps another FA cup or maybe even Europa League but they need better players if they want to win the league again

Look at the teams above them in those positions and you can see why

If the rumors were true and they got Matic (rumors have died since) that would be a great start
>>
>>77176534
Oh for sure they won't win the League. But Top 4 or Europa Win is still neat for me. If they get Europa win + FA Cup then that's a success in my eyes. As for rumours? I think they're all bollocks. Arse has been linked with so many players this season. Carvalho, Martins, Lemar, Morata, Mbappe, Dembele, Matic, Van Dick. That's what I can remember off the top of my head. I seriously doubt any will sign.

As it is, Matic is going United.
>>
>>77171708
>>77171900
>bakayoko finally in
Baka. Why took so long

>>77176424
What is van gaal MU
>>
do scousers really not have windows?
>>
I am looking forward to Chelsea selling Costa for 30m to Atletico, allowing United to buy Greaseman this January.
>>
>>77176749
January Purchases add another £20M on usually.
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Never reply to this smelly cunt
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>>77176694
probably. a few miles down the road is Pilkingtons which is glass manufacturer for the entire world (you probably have pilks glazing in your house).

thing is though scousers just smash windows because they hate what they dont understand
>>
>>77176828
the buy out clause value didn't change. Griezmann just wanted some extra money from Atletico for staying few more months.
>>
>>77176885
Oh shit yeah, forgot about the buyout. Silly me. When does the ban end?
>>
>>77176888
technically 1st September, theyre just banned for 2 windows aren't they?
>>
>>77173965
>Film Studies examination
>>
>>77176896
Seems to be right.

>Atletico Madrid had hoped to have the ban reduced enabling them to buy players this summer, but CAS have upheld the ban meaning they will not be able to complete the signing of players until January 2018.
>>
>>77176103
>Kolasnic
>>
>>77176542
Matic is going to Juve
>>
>cant discuss any form of tv or film discussion anymore thanks for game of shits
any update on the redditors back to rēddit situation, lads?
>>
>>77176986
What? Did I spell his name wrong? I can't remember this shit.

>>77176991
Last I checked he wants to reunite with Mouyes and is forcing a move to United.
>>
>>77177003
It's never happening. Just concede /tv/ and /pol/ to reddit
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What went wrong?
>>
>>77177016
>What? Did I spell his name wrong? I can't remember this shit.
Yes. Also he's not very good. I don't understand why Arsenal signed him since he's not an attacking full-back at all
>>
>>77177042
so hes gay right?
>>
>>77177042
I don't think that haircut is marketable enough for United desu
>>
>>77177045
Pretty sure he is. I think they signed him because he was 1. Free and 2. A left-footed LB/LWB.

Honestly we'll see how he goes. I know >muh stats, but I'll go compare him to Gibbs and Monreal or whatever.
>>
>>77177042
Not black enough to EPL
>>
reminder /epl/ threads will be reported. As of August 17th, Premier League threads will be /prem/, /league/ or /PL/
>>
Reminder that Sane covered his back with a tattoo commemorating his team getting knocked out of the CL
>>
>United are actually going to sell De Gea and get Morata and abit of cash in the process
good deal or not?
Personally think Romero is pretty good
>>
>>77177112
>United are actually going to sell De Gea and get Morata and abit of cash in the process
Hit me with your source
>>
>>77177119
my bum.
>>
>>77177119
It's smelly, sticky and rhymes with stars.
>>
>>77177099
No, they'll be /tpl/

The Premier League.
>>
>>77177099
>no /CPL/
>>
>>77177124
>>77177126
Not him but

>03:45: Manchester United are demanding Real Madrid include Toni Kroos in any negotiations for David De Gea.

Express is the source.
>>
>>77177183
Christopher Poole League
>>
>>77177166
also accepted, yes.
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>It’s mid-July and we still don’t know if Alexis Sánchez will be staying at Arsenal or leaving. The player may have announced yesterday that he “wants to play in the Champions League” and had “made my decision” but the Sun today say the Chilean “is understood to love the London life” and might even sign a £275,000-a-week contract extension. However thanks to today’s Express we do know who would replace the Chilean if he does end up going: it’s Celtic’s Moussa Dembélé! “Despite insisting Sánchez would be forced to honour the last year of his contract,” they write, “Wenger is well aware losing an asset worth at least £50m would be economic madness.” Madness! The Gunners are about to receive €10m for Wojcech Szczesny, whose move to Juventus is going to be confirmed any day now, but that cash might not be in their bank account for long, what with them “considering making a £45m bid”, according to the Mirror, for the Southampton gossip-magnet Virgil van Dijk.

If the Sun is to be believed – yes, we know – there’s little point in them even making an offer, with the player still “insisting he will only move to Liverpool” and “considering handing in a transfer request to make sure he gets his way”. In other Liverpool-related news, Rafa Benítez “is desperate for new players”, says the Sun, and having already failed to convince the Reds to let Newcastle have the winger Sheyi Ojo on loan for the season, he is going to see if £10m in cash will get him to the north east for good. “Newcastle need to move fast as Middlesbrough are also keen,” reports the Sun, “but the fee is enough to tempt Liverpool to sell the Anfield reserve.”
>>
>>77177042
What was he thinking with this haircut? 90's grunge band member throwback? Some Jim Carrey character tribute?
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>Tottenham “are preparing another push to sign Everton’s Ross Barkley”, says the Independent. “There is a willingness on all sides to reach an agreement in this transfer window,” they insist, though that being the case they could just get on with actually concluding a move that has been a feature of idle rumour for months now. Spurs will also complete a deal for the Estudiantes right-back Juan Foyth by the end of the week, adds the Mirror.

Milan are “one step away” from signing Álvaro Morata, the Spanish striker courted by both Manchester United and Chelsea this summer, according to the Gazzetta dello Sport. That step, however, is the not insignificant one of agreeing a fee with Real Madrid. At the start of the summer Morata insisted his memories of playing for Juventus were so joyful he could not imagine joining another Serie A club, but the sight of other potential suitors repeatedly failing to stump up enough cash to move Madrid’s money men has clearly convinced him to change his mind. Milan, however, are also interested in signing Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, and are unlikely to actually buy both. They are also trying to tempt Renato Sanches from Bayern Munich, a story the German club have officially confirmed: “We have not come to an agreement yet,” warned the German club’s CEO Karl-Heinz Rummenigge.

>Elsewhere in Milan, Internazionale are said to be close to signing Lazio’s Keita Baldé. This is interesting particularly because it would improve Inter’s options on the wing and thus potentially allow them to sell the Manchester United target Ivan Perisic, who has left the club’s pre-season training camp in order to visit “a trusted dentist” in Croatia.
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>Woj is good enough for Juve but nor for Wenger
>Wenger actually prefers Ospina
Really makes your noggin joggin', huh?
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>>77177191
>express is the source
Wow, you mean the paper that lives to shit out transfer rumors that never comes true?

Great source, come back to us when the BBC squeaks about it.
>>
>on the market there are only belotti, morata, and obama
>chelsea and milan both want a new striker
They are going to do the smart thing, talk with each other, and avoid a retarded bidding war, right?
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>>77177273
Szcenzcy is shit but I guess it shows how long you've been bandwagoning
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>Romero signed a new contract
>Pereira getting more match time
I wouldn't be surprised De Gea does leave.
>>
>>77177329

nice gut
>>
>>77177273
According to rumours he's selling both. Which is bollocks.

>>77177285
Why the fuck are you here then? That's all these threads are.
>>
>>77177334
Is this a new meme I'm unaware of?
>>
>>77169119
>try to overpay for player
>don't even get him
based Leipzig cucking the shit out of the murderers
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>>77177329
>>77175583
>the state of fatchester united players
>>
>Patrick Kielty
what happened?
>>
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>this is the most expensive defender of all time
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>>77177329
What a handsome young man
>>
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*blacks their path*
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>>77177335
>these threads are
These threads are all about laughing at outlandish dogshit newspapers invent 24/7.
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>>77177447
>Samwell and Gendry are all manlets
>All still alive
>Hodor, the Mountain the Wildling Giant are dead

Manlet fanfiction guys.
>>
>>77168356
I remember, i hate myself for doing so now. Suarez was /ourguy/
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>>77177289
Milan get Belotti and Chelsea get Morata
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