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SUPER RUGBY ROUND 18

>Fri 14 July
Highlanders 40-17 Reds
Rebels 29-32 Jaguares

>Sat 15 July
Kings 20-21 Cheetahs
Sunwolves 48-21 Blues
Chiefs 28-10 Brumbies
Hurricanes 31-22 Poosaders

21:45 Force vs Waratahs, Perth

>Sun 16 July
3:15 Sharks vs Lions, Durban
5:30 Bulls vs Stormers, Pretoria

*all times RWCT*
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>poosaders
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kys weeb cunt
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Tonga qualified to RUWC as Oceania 2. Samoa shall go to World Repechage.
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>>77132967
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>>77132967
t. blues year guy
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Will the lions choke? I think so. This weekend is the weekend of upsets.
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WEEBU WEEBU VIRGINU DESU
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>poochurch pissaders
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Beauden wasn't sick. He pulled a sickie and was at home riding this shit.
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how was the kangs vs cheetos game?
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Force
Sharks
Bullls

agree or you're a filthy new casual freshcunt
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>>77132953
By Jove are they fugly
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>>77132992
Wrong. She was at the game.
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Did All SR playoff slots already define?
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SUNWOLVES
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>>77133009
If Loins win they go ahead of the cumguzzlers
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>>77133009
sharks lions is the last one
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>>77133009
Sharks vs Lions tonight will determine which team comes first.
>Lions win
Lions (1) vs Sharks (8) and Crusaders (2) vs Highlanders (7)
>Sharks win
Cruaders (1) vs Sharks (8) and Lions (2) vs Highlanders (7)
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>>77133029
What a filthy, irreverent and soulless specimen the Asian female is
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>Unironically no. 1 in NZ due to refball
>complain when the refball isn't in their favour for more than 65mins
Based Cumgayders fans. How does it feel to have the boot on the other foot for 15mins this game?
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Nothing personnel, Blues fans.
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>>77133045
>Unironically no. 1 in NZ due to refball
Are you literally this delusional
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*Pisses down in Perth*
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>>77133053
This is just pathetic.
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>>77133035
>>77133039
>>77133040
LeƵes winning SR shall be good for uMzantsi afrikan rugby. Adorable seething sessions incoming from >quotas are ruining rugby in ZA crowd
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>>77133085
Jantjies is the classic case of a player that sucks against good sides.
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wait
the nips scored 41 unanswered points against the blues?

lmao how do you not neck yourselves blues fans
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>>77133100

We're more of a sailing region to tell the truth
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>>77133100
Blues fans don't really like rugby they just like to fit in on /rug/
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Anyone watching the Force lads?
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>>77133112
Canterbury Americas Cups: 0

kek

KEK
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>>77133116
No, I'm preparing to go to job this morning
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>>77133116
you couldnt force me to watch that m8
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>50 seconds in
>Force score a try

the absolute state of new south gayles right now
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SunGODs
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>>77133112
Which part of Auckland was Peter Burling raised m8?
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>>77133175
reminder Read is from Auckland and McCaw is from Otago

kys canterbury cuck
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>>77133060
No just taking the piss out of how Crusaders fans are saying this game was refball when it was more fair than any other game they have been in this season.
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>tfw the only reason the tards arent getting cut is they won a meme final at some point
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>>77133191
>tomorrow they cut a team that is about to put 50 points on the tards
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>>77133085
Lions v NZ QF
Lions win
Lions V NZ SF
NZ win
NZ darby grand final tttt
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>>77133212
didnt know the sharks were an NZ team to be honest
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>>77133226
All Black Tony Brown played for the sharks mate.
They're clearly a NZ team desu
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ON YOUR BIKE CUNT
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>>77133184
>kys canterbury cuck
Well that's a first for me
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>>77133184
>Shitspouter
>Canterbury
You literally just arrived here last month for the tour, didn't you?
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>>77133226
Honestly just memeing the NZ final meme I saw here earlier
Lions V Stormers SF
Lions v NZ final
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>>77133272
>>77133271
kys unionhomos
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>>77133309
You still a bit sore about the Pooriors m8?
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>>77133309
They should kill themselves and so should you
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>>77133309
get a job peegue loser
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>>77133175
Haha good meme fellow queef
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>Israel Folau attempting a penalty kick from 50m out
umm what
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>>77133394
big memes at the end of the season
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>>77133378
kys canterbury cuck
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Why do they ring cowbells during games in Canterbury lads?
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Haha remember that massive earthquake in Hamilton
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>>77133414
No seriously. I am Queef.
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>>77132953
>tfw all the aussie commentators go nuts for every tiny thing cam clark does because he is the son of their mate
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>>77133445
Yeah the whole city was levelled but nobody could tell the difference
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>tards
>have a tard moment
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Force have a bonus point already lol
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Force lead 26-6 at HT.

Cut the Waratahs.
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>there is an alternate universe where Eddie Jones is coaching the Wallabies, Mckenzie is coaching the Reds, Cheika is coaching the Waratahs and White is coaching the Brumbies
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bahahaha tighthead 5m out from Tahs line and Force score
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66th for Big and Mighty Wolves, smashing Aucklanders.
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>>77133937
based
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Won't be surprised if the Force put on 50 here
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>w-we're being hard done by ref!
kek hooper
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Also question to brazilian guy. Are you always play on a bus stop or just tried to humiliate leafs?
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Why tf are the force being cut.
The absolute fucking state of the ARU
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suck shit Tah scum.

this is what you get for ruining Australian rugby.

the Tahs are going to finish 4th in the Aus conference, and still get the most players in the Wallabies. let that sink in.

Cheika will literally run an all Tah backrow and wonder why the Wallabies lose every game in the RC except Argentina at home.
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Not crazy about this smart cunt Russian meme 2bh.
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>>77134077
Wouldn't call him smart, doesn't seem like he knows English.
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>>77134086
Smart as in smartass, you smartass.
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>>77134075
I just love how they continue to play that huge coconut out on the wing. He's got less braincells than I have balls.
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>>77134056
I didn't understand the question
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>>77134075
Australia has 5 or 6 opensides that are international level ( though some are overseas), yet we pick Hooper.

then we wonder why we are so ineffective at the breakdown.
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Australian teams better than the Tahs this year:

Brumbies
Force
Reds
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>>77134139
So he's got -1?
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Fuck the tahs.
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Force win 40-11.

Matt Hodgson kicked the final penalty.
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THEY DON'T FINISH LAST LADS AWOOOLVES IN GLORIOUS ASCENSION
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>>77134514
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>77134514
BASED
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What are the 4 quarter final games?
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BULLETPROOF LOGIC AWOOOOOOLVES BEST TEAM
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>>77134578
waiting on sharks v lions
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>weebs
"cringe"
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1. Crusaders
2. Lions
3. Stormers (7)
4. Brumbies (9)
5. Hurricanes (3)
6. Chiefs (4)
7. Highlanders (5)
8. Sharks (6)
...
9. Blues (8)
10. Jaguares
11. Kings
12. Force
13. Cheetahs
14. Reds
15. Bulls
16. Waratahs
17. Sunwolves
18. Rebels

>still to play
Sharks vs Lions
Bulls vs Stormers
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Blacksticks vs Australia soon
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If lions win
> lions v sharks (again)
> crusaders highlanders
> Chiefs stormers
> hurricanes Brumbies

If sharks win
> lions v highlanders
> crusaders v sharks
Other two games the same

In other words, both teams seriously want to win to avoid playing kiwi teams in week 1
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auroras tomorrow lads
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>>77134974
Oh no wait I got that wrong.

Sharks are going to throw the match. And lions will let them. Because it means they'll both have to play each other next week when it really matters.
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>>77135023
Nah I think you have it more wrong that you realise
>Sharks win
Crusaders V Highlanders
Lions V Chiefs
Stormers V Sharks
Brumbies V Hurricanes
(Crusaders v Hurricanes & Lions V Stormers)
>Lions win
Lions V Highlanders
Crusaders V Chiefs
Stormers V Sharks
Brumbies V Hurricanes
(Lions V Hurricanes & Crusaders V Stormers)
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>>77135556
Wait now even that is wrong I think. It gets really messy of the Lions win because they end up in a draw with the Crusaders. If they get a bonus point they win outright
>Lions win
Lions V Sharks
Crusaders V Highlanders
Stormers V Chiefs
Brumbies V Hurricanes
(Lions V Hurricanes & Crusaders V Chiefs)
>Sharks win
Crusaders V Sharks
Lions V Highlanders
Stormers V Chiefs
Brumbies V Hurricanes
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>>77135023
Yeah this seems right from double and triple checking >>77135760
Both want the lions to win to dodge NZ though lions losing gives the lions the easier way to the final via the Highlanders then Chiefs
The Sharks winning gives them an actual shot as they won't beat the lions twice. But they will still be knocked out in round one.
QF
Lions V Sharks
Crusaders V Highlanders
Stormers V Chiefs
Brumbies V Hurricanes
SF
Lions V Hurricanes
Crusaders V Chiefs
GF
Crusaders V Hurricanes
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>>77134974
>>77135556
>>77135760
>>77135939
wow could you not
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>>77135969
t. I'm the only one that talks rugby here
Kill yourself. I'm sure the cop that watches over the harbour bridge is off duty now. Go on and end it, you won't be missed by a single living person.
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>>77136055
chill out m8ey pot8ey its just 4chan
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based cheslin
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>>77136074
Same NZ poster that got mad every time the based loins did something good against NZ kek
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>>77137327
kek
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>>77137455
Shut up namefag nobody likes you
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this has been a pretty good half if anyone's interested
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Scotland
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what a finish
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>tfw no gf
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just fapped over remy, lads
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RĆŗgbi
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>blues
me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy
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I'm awake.
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>picked sharks accidentally
Literally seething and ready to quit superbru at this point.
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>>77137518
Well, we like him better than some shitter on a proxy, Malta, you utter cunt.
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>>77144902
Alright lad didn't realise I insulted your boyfriend
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>>77145176
Nah I dislike him as much as the next guy, but at least he's a kiwi, and not some scummy casual.
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>>77145193
Why are you assuming I'm a scummy casual laddy
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Super Rugby quarter-finals

>Friday
4-Brumbies v 5-Hurricanes, Canberra, 9.35pm

>Saturday
2-Crusaders v 7-Highlanders, Christchurch, 7.35pm

>Sunday
1-Lions v 8-Sharks, Johannesburg, 12.30am
3-Stormers v 6-Chiefs, Cape Town, 3am
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>>77145238
Not assuming, stating.
What games have you watched this weekend?
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>>77145267
No shitty super rugby games that's for sure tbqh
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>>77145251
Chiefs must be seething. instead of Brumbies in Canberra, they've got Stormers in Capetown.
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>>77145285
Case in point. Seething casual. Go to bed.
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>>77145313
Daily reminder that your country DREW to the loins
lel, how do you sleep at night
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What's the problem here? Another aotearoan bullying session?
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>>77145332
My "shitty super rugby team" beat your precious Lions soundly. How do you even look at yourself in the mirror?
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>>77145332
>and they're STILL banging on about the loins.

It's over. Move on.
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>>77145356
Like this desu after soundly thrashing the NZ rugby team
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>>77145340
>getting bullied by a tiny island nation
Pussy.
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>>77145386
Are thou native maltese or british expat?
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*wakes up*

*dabs*
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>>77145408
Maltin indiĔeni ħabib tiegħi
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>>77145386
Which game was that? I Must've missed it.
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>>77145426
Maybe the 3-point win against 14 men. Only "thrashing" I can think of.
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>>77145420
Sbieħ
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>>77145434

Liema tim tappoĔĔja Brażiljani
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>>77145420
Translation:
Indigenous Maltese and I wear a habib.
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>>77145455
Silly kiwi
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>>77137327
>>77137518
It's Malta who's the bully tƟh.
We're just defending ourselves against the constantly aggressive NH.
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>>77145482
Translation:
I wish I were kiwi.
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I ate some Maltasers the other day.
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>>77145448
Translation:
Lima "Tim" Sopoaga is Brazilian.
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>>77145448
Fl-Super Rugby, Simpatija għall-Uragani
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>>77145508
That's funny, Malta's mum ate my salty choad just yesterday.
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>>77132953
Il-kiwis kollha huma koniti
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>>77145455
Malta is Catholic mate
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>>77145514
Formula 1 is better than Super Rugby, except in Uruguay.
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>>77145530
*was
>>77145528
Translation:
Kiwis give me an erection.
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>>77145530
Correct
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>>77145545
Still catholics. Italian influence is big there.
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>>77145545
Tiftakar li m'intix il-Maltin u jien biss bl-użu tat-traduzzjoni
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>>77145528
kohli is a human and should play for the kiwis

i thought this was a rugby general
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>starts mumbling things in pig latin to cover up the fact that he lost

Not a fan of the Maltese desu.
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>>77145563
Tendulkar is a real minx and and gives me a traditional boner.
>>>/cric/
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>>77145584
Reminder that kiwi posters are the worst posters
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>get bullied
>start speaking in super secret code to escape
>still get bullied
kek
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>>77145584
Maltese is a semitic language with large influence from english and italian in your vocabulary.
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>>77145599
Don't start shit you can't finish tƟh.
We could've been friends.
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>>77145599
If I had my way kiwis would be the only posters.
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>>77145607
ah so thats why its so easy to understand
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>>77145607
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>>77145613
Nearly there. Just waiting for the lions tour leftovers to drift away, then we SR and NPC lad.
SH bros welcome of course.
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>>77145610
I don't think so lad, I don't think so
ti ħoxnin ma naħsibx anki Maltin bl-traduzzjoni
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>>77145645
We'll never know anyway because you'll scurry away soon.
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>>77145645
>my honking nan bread fell off my traditional Maltese table

ah thats why hes so angry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a97haK-Y-dw

Just a short break in the regular discourse to everyone that the Sunwolves beat the Blues 48 - 21
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Poms are actually fine posters
Irish aren't
Aussies are
The Finn, Ukrainian and Russian are good too
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>>77145251
Now that Malta's got the attention he so clearly craves, can we talk about rugby?
Thoughts on the quarters? Who's go the most difficult win?
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>>77145668
d nagħmel użu minn traduzzjoni ta 'Google mhix Maltin int kont ħelu tal-kiwi
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>>77145668
I knew something must've happened. Poor guy.
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>>77145670
FUCK
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>>77145688
highlanders have the toughest road
canes/chiefs have the easiest

tempted to pick the stormers since the queefs have choked in SA before
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>>77132953
Im mhux Maltin
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>>77145686
Poms are the worst, other Brits are fine. There are good Irish posters and terrible ones, similar to NZ. Gentelben (Australia) is pure cancer. Ukraine good, Russia bad.
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>>77145720
I was gonna say, travelling to play the Stormers is a tough one.
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>>77145736
What about the Maltese
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>>77145736
Only casuals hate gentleben, he's an Australian union fan so cut him some slack.
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>>77145754
Irrelevant.
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>>77145799
Huwa minħabba li l-alkoħol jibdel il-livell ta 'testosterone f'mara. Dan iwassal I'mnotmaltese għal imĔieba li normalment ma nkunux nuru.
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>>77145783
this to be frank
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>>77145783
Don't hate him. But he is cancer and constantly upset about NZ. He's not say, Irish casual-level cancer. He's ANZAC cancer, and therefore, our cancer.
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Lions honestly should have a decent shot at the title. System's fucked.
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>>77145803
>>77145805
>living under such a cloud of delusion that you think anyone will translate or watch that shit
>>>/int/
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>>77145805
Based Brazil
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>>77145816
Just like last year.
But...next year remember? 3 Conferences.
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>>77145827
Ffs you kiwis are such thick cunts lol
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>>77145849
We don't tolerate racism on /rug/ to be honest.
Kindly leave.
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>>77145833
Nah last year wasn't so bad. Sharks spent all year cotton woolled up playing shitty opponents then came over and got smashed. This year you've got the best SA team unironically getting a free run to a home final from the instant the draw was made.
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>>77145860
How can I not be racist when I'm surrounded by stupid dribbling kiwis tbqh
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Malteser is just Israeli cuck with a new proxy
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>>77145908
Dak handy; Ajruplani huma ħafna aktar komdi I'mnotmaltese għal nies iżgħar. Kelli Guy I'mnotmaltese li żamm fuq imbuttat I'mnotmaltese id-dahar tas-I'mnotmaltese tiegħi bl-irkopptejn tiegħu li ma tħallikx jegħleb lura. I'mnotmaltese I ħa l-quċċata tiegħu, kien Ä”gant u skomdu ħafna.
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>yfw Yemmy, our superbru overlord, is either a bible-basher from Blenheim, or an old fart fro the Hutt
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>>77145908
Pissrael could speak English though.
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Who is Kelli Guy?
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>>77145954
There's still playoffs
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>>77145991
You're gonna catch up 7 points are you?
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I knew Malta would run out of steam quickly. What a softcock.
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>>77145961
Ingliż tiegħi huwa cunt perfett
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>>77146006
Race only ends after final sprint
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>>77146026
Raced your mum last night m8.
I won btw.
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>>77146018
The only cock that was soft was everyone watching the pathetic NZ team lose against the loins
Tbqh Seeth lad
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>>77132953
Read back for the extra secret messages hidden in my Maltese

Looking at you kiwis
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>>77146035
>not having talent to arrogance
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>>77146040
>STILL banging on about the loins
When will they leave again lads?
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The only Lions worth caring about are the Wellington Lions.
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>>77146106
Until the seethes stop from the kiwis
Which is never :)
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Let's see your picks lads.
>Hurrs by 20
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>poosaders by 10
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>>77146123
le seethe

kek
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>Loins by 12
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>>77146158
I think the Poosaders are finished. Obviously peaked too early
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Lock in your picks, sissy.
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>Stormers by 3
kek
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>>77146175
That's just my initial impression.
I need time to reflect during the week.
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>>77146159
>names himself on 4chan
Do you live in a basement or something?
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>>77146205
I live inside your head
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>>77146213
haha this
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>>77146213
xD
kys
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>lives on a rocky outcrop in the Mediterranean
>has African refugees camping in his backyard with 10s of 1000s more washing up every day
>Painfully jealous of BSKs and their muscular island nation
>vents on /rug/
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>>77146233
Kill yourself is not an argument.
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>>77146233
*kills self*

*dead*

lol
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>>77146259
It's not an argument, it's a fact of life kiwis should kill themselves
I mean, who would lose to the loins?
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>>77146245
You're a stupid cunt, read my Maltese posts again
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>>77146291
>lost to Switzerland
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Jesus, I haven't seen anyone this shook by a bit of kiwi banter since that Israeli chap. What happened to him anyway?
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>>77146291
And a frogposter too.
Sort your life out m8.
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>>77146324
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Oh dear.
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>>77132953
Google translate is a wonderful thing
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>>77146357
The fullstop really gives you away m8
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No one has translated a single thing you've posted. In fact, 90% of posters have already blocked Malta.
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Maltabro is a centipede!!

Praise kek!
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>>77146378
pretty accurate
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>>77132953
I'm
Not
Maltese
>>
No
One
Cares
>>
I'm
Not
Maltese
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>>77132953
Kiwis
Are
Confirmed
Stupid
>>
Dear oh dear.
>>
me oh my
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>>77146441
Yeah, one can only groan at how thick NZ posters are hey lad
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Like a broken record
>hurr kiwis are stupid
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Going to queenstown next weekend if anyone wants a race on the slopes
>>
>kiwis are stupid because they can't be bothered translating mudblood gibberish
wew
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>>77146561
It's right in front of you lad
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>>77146146
Hurricanes by 10+
>>77146158
Crusaders by 10+
>>77146170
Lions by 10+
>>77146188
Chiefs by a couple
>>
Te whakangote i taku ure, koe iti tiko takatāpui.
>>
Israel version 2.0
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just took a sloppy malta lads
>>
NH should have their own shitposting thread at this time of the year tƟh. It's's not our job to give them attention.
>>
>one malteser has had the kiwis wrapped around his little finger for hours
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>>77146815
>>77146813
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>>77146815
Too easy
>>
>>77146815
What else are we going to do? No rugby on.
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>>77146481
I'm probably the best skier in /rug/
>>
>it was all le ebin troll
ffs lads
>>
>>77146841
If you give shitters the attention they crave, they flourish.
>>
>>77132953
One brave little Malteser baiting the brutish and smelly kiwis
Masterful
>>
>>77146813
this
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>>77146932
I just want to see how many times he can quote the OP in one thread.
>>
>>77146960
Stupid kiwi.
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>>77146969
Don't forget stinky
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>>77146841
not act like a 14 year old on /b/ you embarrassment
the """""""""maltese"""""""" poster clearly won
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>>77146992
>admitting defeat
You're the embarrassment 2bh.
>>
>>77147018
>sowing dissent amongst the stupid kiwis
Ffs lads you're making it to easy
>>
>>77147018
I'm not the one who spent Sunday morning shitposting
>>
>>77147058
Neither am I.
>>
>>77147058
Guaranteed you're that miserable cunt from Wellington.
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>>77147063
Don't lie to yourself m8
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>>77147076
nah nice try
>>
>>77147103
Ah must be that miserable cunt from Canterbury.
>>
>>77147188
no, keep going though you're bound to be right eventually
>>
>>77147220
Just some miserable cunt then.
>>
>>77147226
>maltas made the stupid kiwis go to war with each other
When will they learn
>>
>>77147239
maltgod can I be your disciple?
>>
>>77147239
if you weren't an utter newshit casual, you'd know we constantly bicker.
>>
>>77147266
Aaah I see. He's from /cric/
Kys lad.
>>
>>77147287
I'm not, but you grasping at straws regarding "where I'm from" is INCREDIBLY pathetic

what team do you support
>>
>>77147279
>fullstop man still seething
m8 you've been served eat my sperm like a man will you
>>
>>77132953
Kiwis in absolute dissent ITT
Might as well pack /rug/ up
>>
>he wasn't even here for cumsucker fans bitching and moaning last night
>>
>>77147311
>INCREDIBLY pathetic
Not a cric shitter
sure thing buddy
>>
did /cric/ invent capital letters
wtf I love /cric/ now
>>
>wtf I love X now
Maybe you're just a walking meme.
>>
>>77147347
>but muh invincible and perfect poosaders could never give away a penalty
>>
Reminder that, from here on out, the only impartial, fair and reasonable posters will be Blues lads.
>>
>>77147509

Truthbomb of a post.
>>
>>77147509
based fucking blues year guy
>>
a hot milf is doing ballet next door lads
>>
>>77149204
You're whacking it arent you lad.
>>
What the fuck is up with all the south africans thanking god in the post match interviews?!
>>
>>77149454
Winning for South Africa proves the existence of a higher power.
>>
>>77149454
What the fuck is up with kiwis asking god to protect them before every match?
>>
>>77149204
now there's two of them lads

captcha: rugby root
>>
>>77149744
Give us a pic la
>>
>>77146846
Be at Cardrona next Friday
>>
Lot of cocaine in my system right now lads, not gonna lie.
>>
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11891328

>All Blacks vice captain Ben Smith is expected to sit out eight tests this year.

>The Highlanders fullback and captain re-signed with New Zealand Rugby in February through to 2020 and, like many leading players, had a sabbatical clause included in his contract.

>Dan Carter and Richie McCaw are just two All Blacks who have exercised sabbaticals previously.

>Smith is expected to use his leave option after the second Bledisloe Cup test in Dunedin on August 26, meaning he will miss four further Rugby Championship tests as well as the third test against the Wallabies in Brisbane, and four confirmed end of season games against the Barbarians, France, Scotland and Wales (eight tests in total).
>>
>>77149827
good move

recover properly from the head knocks
spend time with the family
give jordie a good run in 15
come back refreshed and ready for 2019
>>
Sabbaticals are memes so players can pad themselves with more potential trophies.
>>
>>77149892

Feels good to actually have a team that can pad with trophies la
>>
>>77149942
Remind me how many Lions series trophies Benjamin has?
His CV will read "On Sabbatical"
>>
>>77150026
I'm trying to find the last time an NH team won a series in New Zealand but having a lot of difficulty.
>>
Teams that are national embarrassments:
>Blues
>Waratahs

Teams that deserve to be cut
>Rebels

Teams on glorious ascension
>Sunwolves
>>
>>77150116
If you're going to mimic me, do it correctly.
>>
>>77150278
"No"
>>
>>77150282
Suit yourself, I hereby label you a shitter.
>>
>>77150116
We beat the Lions, so it cancels out.
>>
>>77150101
Your ref immunity is gone, downfall of NZ rugby is already happening.
>>
>>77150301
Thanks
>>77150311
>beat the lions
The Lions midweek team which was pretty atrocious all tour, and then you completely fell apart again the Sunwolves
Was sunni bill really that important to your team?
>>
Just crunched some numbers lads and I can confirm Beauden Barrett was in fact, exposed.
>>
>>77150417
He didn't even play
>>
*cranks line*
And another thing, lanklet barrett is a fucking meme and certainly not the future at 15 for NZ
>>
Cut the Rebels
>>
>>77149782
Cardrona is a beginner field mostly populated by Aucklanders on holiday
Treble Cone is the patrician choice.
>>
>>77150449
Jordie could well be the future of NZ at 10/12/13/15, it's up to him and the powers above to decide which position he specialises in.
>>
>>77151004
I'm going with a group of people of varying skill. Craigieburn on Saturday
>>
>>77151390
Ah fair enough, club fields are a good time.
>>
>>77151390
And by that he means a group of children.
>>
>>77151123
He is signed as a centre iirc. Technically he has been out of position all season. Imagine playing as well as he does out of position all season, only a GOAT could do that tttt.
>>
>>77151446
all the back postions except 9 and 10 are pretty samey
>>
>green party leader openly admits to illegally abusing the benefit system
>still an mp
A legitimate fraud
>>
>>77151862
>mp on the benefit
kek
>>
>>77151862

>solo mother
>early twenties
>on the benefit
>owned her own house

Something isn't adding up here lads.
>>
>coles off the bench next week
lads
>>
Petition to change the Sunwolves to the SunGOATs
>>
>>77152173
carried
>>
>>77152192
*awoos*
>>
Country Calendar is about Te Puke Avos tonight lads
Its a must watch every week but this week more so.
>>
>all the weebs sucking off the team that represents the worst of SANZAAR's fuckups
pathetic
not even a poos fan
>>
>>77152408
Its just a meme lad. Don't over think it.
>>
*overthinks it*
>>
*underthinks it*
>>
*awooooos it*
>>
*dabs it*
>>
Muscular thread
Sad it's fucking dead
>>
I'm here to save the thread again
>>
*thread finally dies*
>>
Had broccoflower mac and cheese for dinner
>>
Roast lamb here.
>>
had *throws up on you* for dinner lads
>>
This flick about the Exponents is pretty dece boys
>>
>>77153267
Yeah, not bad for a wellington sevens meme
>>
making some ravioli for dinner lads
>>
>>77132953
*dabs in maltese*
>>
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>malta is up
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might watch the redpill
>>
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Whatever happened to the BSA trying to pick up the rugby chick on tinder?
>>
>>77153376
Massive coronary
Shame, really
>>
>>77153376
probably never responded
>>
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Time to wake up and wait for Tour de France and SĆ©rie A today
>>
>>77153414

Nice blog post.
>>
>>77153422
Better than dabs at least
>>
So it's the Rebels being cut, yes?
What honestly happened to aus rugby between now and 2015?
>>
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>>77153455
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/behind-the-lines/2016/dec/08/australia-rugby-union-england

For me, a solution would be a merger between VIC and ACT franchises
>>
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The most famous person to come out of New Zealand, ever.
>>
>>77153617
>spends what I can only imagine is hours of his spare weekend time pouring over the retarded tabloid tier news story's not even the most brain dead leaguie would read to find a way to try make fun of some kiwis on this dumpling recipe sharing forum
OBSESSED
>>
>>77154399
M8 im at work, what else am I supposed to do?
>>
>>77153617
Based Jeff
>>
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4 hours of no posts. Has there been another earthquake in NZ?
>>
*wakes up*
>>
>>77167775
Same.
>>
>>77132953
*poos in maltese*
>>
>>77168302
Shit I lost my Malta flag
>>
>>77168427
There it is
>>
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>>77167581
None you could feel for a while
>>
/chiefs/
>>
/suck/
>>
Landers will win it all
>>
/yourmumsnippleslastnight/
>>
MemeKenzie to Leicester Tigers CONFIRMED lads
>>
>>77172668
do you have a single source to back that up
>>
>>77172707
>replying to yourself
KEK
>>
>>77172744
Forgot to change his proxy
>>
>>77168427
>>77168302
pathetic
>>
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>>77172744
>
>>
>>77172834
>unticking the You box for the first post
>using Tomorrow instead of Yotusba B
KEK
>>
Any other crusaders fans around?
>>
>>77172862
Where the fuck do you think you are? You don't just come in here at midday and ask "Any other crusaders fans around?" Good grief, you Americans are insane.
>>
Crusader fans all offed themselves after the mighty neutrals fucked their perfect season in the bum
>>
>>77172862
Yeah mate. What colour turban are you wearing today? I've got my black one on
>>
>>77172862
Yeah lad
Please fund our rebuild
>>
>>77172984
Shit meme, works better for Auckland seeing as that's where most Indian immigrants go
>>
>So much form, what a view :P

Can someone tell me what she means by this? Not meming here.
>>
>>77173001
It's not a meme. I am an indian.
>>
>>77173040
eric
>>
>>77173019
She's a whore that only watches rugby because it gets her juices flowing
>>
>>77173019
Who are you quoting?
>>
>>77173075
The lass in the All Blacks Vodafone app advertisement. I see it all the time on Sky Sports channels.
>>
>>77173001
Hey you decided to hang around after the lions tour. Good for you. The resident /rug/ Crusaders supporter is an Indian "business" owner. There is one or two others but they don't go around saying they are Indian or Crusaders supporters and are actually bearable.
I'm still not sold on the Indian being a meme but no one defends indians that passionately without being one.
>>
>>77173103
Its pretty cancer. The brother shoots down her slut ways pretty subtly.
>>
>>77173261
Jesus Christ you're pathetic, I'm neither an Indian business owner or a crusaders fan, but you're so deluded that you genuinely believe that would be the only way anyone would think you're an unfunny cunt
>>
>>77173722
Someone piss in your vindaloo lad?
>>
>>77173884
don't hijack bsk memes ben
as long as the reds are this shit you have NO right to show your face in /rug/
>>
reminder that based NPC is back in 1 (one) month
>>
>>77173902
Cunt the reds have been shit for years. If you think this was even a bad year by reds standards you're either out of your fucking mind or an absolutely seething 14 year old casual.
>>
>Canterbury
>jerseys aren't made by Canterbury
hmmmmm
>>
>>77173947
they had a few good seasons after their championship
these past two seasons have been very bad though, dwindling attendance as well which is a shame
>>
Soap won't start a single game in the Rugby Championship due to the prevailing anti South Island attitude of the NZRU
>>
>>77174117
He may start vs Argentina games
Maybe an Aussie game if the Bledisloe is safe
Can see him starting a SA game as well
They will probably start Barrett because he needs the practice 2bh
Need to remember Cruds won't be in the squad as he is leaving, he shouldn't have been in the lions squad tttt so Soap will be the reserve first five
>>
>>77174265
put BB at fullback, Soap at 10 and Dagg on the wing
>>
>>77174402
Not liking this meme lad
Never rated pooauden at fallback
>>
>>77174533
don't rate him at 10 really
his kicking was atrocious, his only upside is "acceleration" in the midfield
>>
>>77174565
Never rated the 10 must be the place kicker meme. He is a great first five and a decent place kicker. His kicks during play are almost unrivaled in NZ 2bh.
>>
>>77174802
Honestly if he was a bit bigger he'd be a good centre, his brother plays centre fairly well
Always a laugh seeing cruden trying to copy Beauden's cross kicks as well
>>
>>77174855
Yeah I agree. If Jordie can make it into centre (le big coconut centre meme dies) I would love to see him there taking the place kicks for his brother. I think it would work really well too
>>
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>there are people in this thread right now who don't hoop da woop

Name one reason why hooper wouldn't walk on to any team at 5/8.
>>
>>77174904
The coconut centre meme is dying, fekitoa will NEVER start for the ABs again
>>
>>77175013
>/rug/ doesn't rate this guy
>>
>>77175013
I don't understand the Australian obsession with stats. Sabermetrics doesn't work that well in a dynamic sport like rugby.
>>
>>77175631
Its not just Aussies it's MemeKensie fans too. Honestly just showing the good stats isn't enough, you need to show the negative ones too.
On paper just looking at the positive stats Damien looks better than Jordie, it's only when you look at the negative stats you see that Damien isn't on the same level as Jordie at all.
>>
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>>77175681
Mckenzie has solid stats, solid defence and is a magician

YOU"RE A WIZARD DAMIAN
>>
>>77175756
I would take the full back with a third of the others handling errors and turnovers conceded every day of the week 2bh. Especially in this case were Jordie and Damien are pretty much within 5% of each other in every other stat give or take.
And then Jordie just has the massive size advantage as well.
>>
>>77175756
Lineouts won: zero.
>>
i am really trying to be a rugby fan this is confusing af how many fucking leagues can there be
>>
>>77175853
Don't get confused with rugby league mate.
We're talking about rugby union.
Rugby league is a different sport.

In union, the main competitions (I assume that's what you mean by leagues) are:
>Super Rugby
South Africa, NZ, Aus, 1 x Jap, 1x Arg regional teams
>pro12
Welsh, irish and Scottish regional teams
>top14
gay French shit
>Aviva
gay pom shit
>>
>>77175876
Internationally, you have:
>the rugby championship
NZ, Aus, RSA and Arg
>6 nations
Ireland, Eng, Wales, Italy, Scotland, France
>>
And please watch our sport, thank you leaf.
>>
>>77175013
I wonder how much the nswru paid to have fox sports pick statistics that have literally nothing to do with the things a 7 is supposed to do.

>no mention of pilfers
>>
>>77175013
Problem is he plays like a back.
No work at the breakdown.
>>
*dabs home from work*
>>
>>77173927

Where the FUCK is the /bru/ ?
>>
>>77176118

http://www.superbru.com/mitre10cup/pool.php?p=11720383

Pool name: Mitre /rug/ Cup
Pool code: goonwail
>>
might get a /lrc/ thread going on /ck/ boys
>>
does anyone have the dunners spurdo
I remember having it like 2 years ago
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y91xgcTROsU
bump
>>
>>77176236
here m8

*pisses on you*
>>
So can we all agree that it's the Lion's to lose?
Seeing as the Sharks are going to do everyone a favour and beat the Cumsaders
>>
>>77176533
sharks are playing the lions m8
>>
>>77176535
Sharks are playing the Cumsaders in the Quarter Finals lad, are you living in the past or something?
>>
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>>77176535
>>
>>77176541
you alright mate?
>>
>>77176525
fuck off
>>
>>77176548
>>77176546
Shit, I may still be quite drunk from the weekend.

My bad, then the Sharks to win it all?
>>
>>77176533
If the lions can beat the Canes which they should be able to with the tour they will have to that game they will go all the way.
I don't see a situation where the Crusaders win if they aren't at home tttt.
Lions beat the Hurricanes they win.
Hurricanes beat the Lions the Crusaders win.
>>
>>77176561
Reminder that if the sharks win it all the reds beat the sharks and it will have unironically been their year.
>>
Landers will win this weekend tbf.
>>
>>77176600
she'll be a close'n
>>
Taking a cheeky day off to go to Hutt tomorrow
>>
>>77176613

Would rather kill myself desu. Packed with school kids isn't worth taking a day off for.
>>
>>77176561
"No."
>>
>>77176621
nah the idea is that the mums and dads will all be at work and unable to take their little shits skiing
>>
>>77176600
poosaders red peaked too early
>>
Anyone HYPE for Game of Thrones today?!
Nah me neither.
>>
>>77176627
Having made that same assumption myself. Parents tend to go on holiday for this break if they want to ski. Should have waited a week and had it to yourself. Most uni kids are off too aren't they?
>>
>>77176634
>>>/facebook/
>>
>>77176600
Blues here.
I'll certainly being cheering them on.
>>
>>77176636
yeah unis off at the moment too
the casuals stay away from the triple chair so the queues shouldn't be too bad
>>
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>the crusaders haven't won a game in over a month
>>
>>77176644
From experience every man and his dog will be up there. Good luck hope it isn't too bad.
>>
>>77176666
can't be worse than saturday, had to park in the lower car park and get shuttled to the field, massive pain in the arse
>>
>>77176634
>bringing up game of thrones for the sole reason of letting everyone know how special you are for not watching game of thrones

Be less of a faggot. I don't watch game of thrones. I also don't need to get my dick sucked over it.
>>
>>77176681
Nice blog faggot.
>>
>This is the greatest sporting achievement of the small pacific island
t. Commentator on the NZ win at the Baseball world champs
>>77176634
>>77176681
>>77176714
Faggots
>>
>>77176718
toronto poo gays
>>
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>4 months of concussion symptoms
Based Coles is a trooper tttt
What a player
What a man
What a body
>>
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>>77176733
>>
>>77176746
/sp/ told me CTE was a jewish conspiracy to emasculate men
>>
>>77176752
Did they have a BSA flag?
>>
>>77176767
yeah they did funnily enough
>>
>>77176733
What a poofter tƟh.
>>
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>>77176837
I know exactly what gif that is without even opening it. America was a mistake.
>>
>>77176903
It's a webm tbph.
>>
*dabs*
>>
>>77176597
Simply awful post, hang your head in shame
>>
*dabs proudly*
>>
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*daks*
>>
>>77177324
*dots*
>>
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>>77177423
>>
>>77132953
Morning lads
>>
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>>77177592
>>
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>>77177592
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>>77177618
oops wrong one
>>
>>77177634
unironically would take c.smith and nonu over cruden and a.smith
>>
>>77177642
they play different positions so I doubt that would be a good idea
>>
>>77177656
i bet conrad could play a mean half back
>>
>>77177663
completely different skill set
>>
>>77177642
Ah but did you spot LFWRLABM
>>
>>77177634
$5 for anyone who can tell me who's behind Read's arm.
>>
>>77177786
Crockett
>>
>>77177786
giz us the fiver cuz
>>
>>77177786
Schalk Burger
>>
Rubgy
>>
>>77178404
Simply sublime display of posting excellence, thank you for this
>>
>>77178444
Jesus just fuck off you maoriphile faggot.
>>
>>77178482
Pathetic
>>
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>>77179269
>connacht in charge of good jerseys
>>
>>77179269
Why, Connacht?
>>
NEW AND REAL THREAD

>>77179456
>>77179456
>>77179456
>>77179456
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>>77179461
>how do i spell rug
>>
Alternate English-speakers thread
>>77182168
>>77182168
>>77182168
>>77182168
>>
>>77182184
>>77179461
>5 posts early
You fucking autists
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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