/trans/ - It is (isn't) edition

It is

obligatory watch for everybody in /trans/:

https://twitter.com/morataskills

>>77038632
He might not be, but if you don't sign another striker who can score goals and Batshuayi doesn't click or gets injured, Chelsea are fucked lad

>>77038628
Look at the injury prone Aguero/Gundogan/Kompany/Silva

Is Garcia the one who went to Zenit? Is he back?

Also I heard Alves is going AWOL on City and might end up at PSG, which is dodging a bullet tbqhwy

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>>77038628
>Alves
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

Why caused Swansea to suddenly start playing shit football and sell all their players?

This window's gone too far, whose fault is this?

>>77038645
nice

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gibe £50 million for Gylfi neverton

>>77038668
mine, sorry mate

It's not

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>>77038668
The jews

>guerreiro injured

How do you even miss a broken ankle? Fucking russian doctors.

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>STOP VOMITING IN FIREPLACES AND BUY ME A PLAYER

>>77038662
nah he's a youth player https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleix_Garc%C3%ADa
Can't see Alves snaking on Pep tbqh, he was getting married when PSG were apparently agreeing terms with him so its probably a load of BS

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Not bad but not great. Not enough real world class quality outside Hazard.

Will finish third.

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>>77038635
Gf just send me this, what do i do?

>>77038703
Team will struggle to create anything at all for the first quarter of the season with no Azar

I see them finishing 2nd or 3rd

>>77038708
Tell her you prefer her without makeup for upvotes

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>not eating your cupcake with a spoon

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>>77038669
>he doesnt rate big willy, cucker of liverpool

>>77038708
Tell her to stop using make-up.

>mfw in 10 years time midtable players like Andre Gray will be going for £70 million

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http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40550188
>Swansea City have set an asking price of £50m for Gylfi Sigurdsson after rejecting an offer worth around £40m from Leicester for the midfielder.

>>77038703
>Christensen

>>77038715
What timezone do you think he has the watch set too?

The time of the destination or where he flew from?

>>77038715
What's that lid for?

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Anime~

>>77038728
They'll get it too

>>77038703
Ah yes, a team that according to your picture has improved substantially from the one that finished with 93 points the season before will finish third.

Incredible logic.

Chelsea will at worst finish second, only City can challenge them.

>>77038730
london time so he doesn't have to think about whether his family are awake or not

>>77038715
>complimentary flight pyjamas

>>77038741
they actually have to play more than 1 game a week now though you mong

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>>77038728
pay up *sip*

>>77038703
You know, this team was worse than this last season when people thought they would finish 6th and Man United would win the league. And then Chelsea won the league and Man United finished 6th.

>>77038741
Is this like when Chelsea out grew the premier league and then finished 10th.

>>77038741
They have CL football now
Did they ever truly look convincing after January and that ridiculous run?
Other teams have made more of an effort to improve

>>77038682
Stop with your spam every fucking thread you obsessed autist.

>>77038761
pfft, are city really better than maribor?

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>>77038747
must be what cech's wearing

>>77038772
Don't forget the 6 million, you fucking nazi.

>>77038741
Man Utd are making big signings, have shown ambition, are in their second season with Mourinho, and Pogba will have settled for a year and better players around him to actually finish chances. Not saying they'll win it but they're in with a shot.

>>77038761
No because Mouyes is managing another team.

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what did he mean by this?

>>77038655
i raise you this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7yTMGZQXEQ

>>77038781
It depends on how early they get dumped out of Europe. If it happens in the first knockout round then they've got a chance.

>>77038776
>>77038715
That's not first class is it? I'd expect better seating from first class emirates

>>77038789
He looks like a child

>>77038789
>Am I American yet

>>77038772
>wants to get rid of the jewess
*checks flag*

Ah, it makes sense now

after one season with new tv money we have
>shit players are now worth 50m
>good players are now worth 100m
>great players are now worth 150m
>eplel football is still shit with shit expensive players

looks like the only ones profitting from this are player agents getting a bigger cut from every transfer they push

>>77038708
I've bad news for you anon ...

>>77038789
Toure linked with a move to a baseball team or a basketball team, sounes good

>>77038790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PLaKMP5stA

His first touch doesn't look too bad here m8. In fact in a lot of the goals he often still has a defender to beat and a goal keeper to strike past, which dispels the myth of "tap in babby".

Maybe these were the cases earlier in the his career but he improved significantly last season and will continue to do so for the next few years.

>>77038790
which team is it at 10sec?

>>77038767
Yes, they finished with one of the highest points totals ever. Whichever way you try to spin it it's still very impressive, and means that they were consistently good throughout the season.

>>77038781
Lol you really think that Man U can make up a gap of 24 points in quality in a season? They might be challenging again the season after this coming one, but there's still so much internal improvement needed before they can compete with the likes of Chelsea in the league. And we've already seen that no matter how many hundreds of millions Man U spend, it doesn't translate into results in the league.

>>77038776
Do they have to go the the bathroom one by one to get changed?

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Gf just sent me this, what do I do?

Do you guys seriously think Pogba flopped? Because to everyone else it seemed like he was playing really well but the team as a whole underperformed and couldn't put chances away

>>77038811
>based Bernardo Silva was £43m

>>77038795
doesn't first class only exist on those multi-level planes that is probably too big for a tour squad

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>>77038811
>Gylfi
>Shit

>>77038715
>Giroud
>tall
>insanely handsome
>massive dick
>30 but perfect hairline
How can one person be this lucky

>>77038865
Crouch can

>>77038843
x

>>77038839
They've addressed their biggest issue which was scoring goals and actually winning games. They only lost 5 league games last season, the same amount as Chelsea and less than anyone else bar Tottenham.

They've now signed a proven premier league goalscorer, one that got 25 last season and still has loads of room to improve, and an upgrade at centre back as well as a likely upgrade in midfield.

Man Utd will finish in the top 2 next season. People dismissed Chelsea's chances last season with "LOL BUT THEY FINISHED 10th" too.

>>77038832
villa you mug

>>77038865
he's also a millionaire and a footballer

>>77038865
You forgot
>makes millions in a year for doing what he loves and calling it a job

>>77038825
his passing is abysmal in the video i posted. and his shot technique is fuckign wierd. lol being a target that cant spread the play.. literally one job.

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>>77038881
Thanks, always rated west ham

>>77038879
they already had a top striker

>>77038790
You could make one of these for most players

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>>77038708
She's gotten really thicc recently, posting body positivity shite all over IG, awful filters and (admittedly decent) tit shots

Shame, really, she was my uncontested pornfu a couple years ago

>>77038891
Yeah all he can do is score goals. How terrible. It's a shame football scores are judged by who makes the most passes with their back to goal.

>>77038896
Zlatan was 35 the majority of the season and in his first year in the prem

>>77038900
Who is this?

The only thing Lukaku has on Morata is that he's "PL proven"

They're both just above average and shouldn't be the main striker for any club wanting to challenge for the champions league though

BPL teams losing on average 876k a year...

what do you guys think of this? Will they just find a way to kick it down the road?

http://www.espnfc.us/english-premier-league/story/3155266/premier-league-clubs-failing-financially-losing-an-average-of-876,000-per-day-study

How many times does Morata have to score to make his price look reasonable?

>>77038899
ye. that villa one is pretty funny though

>>77038916
with his physicality he should have learned that, to use his strenghts.

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I'm finally aware the thing that miss from this window, it's the south american league stars. No big name at all, weird.

>>77038960
it's not even racist to say he looks like stormzy. he literally does look like him. especially when they both have the neckbeard thing going on

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>>77038960

>>77038962
I'd have expected for there to be some Dybala talk, but it's all quiet on that front

>>77038810
t. kike

>>77038956
a combined 30 goals+assists

>>77038962
Don't worry, mate. Palermo/Udinese/Some other smaller Italian club will snap them up and we'll see which ones become good in a few years

>>77038956
with these prices nobody knows
>luis suarez won the golden boot and highest scorer in the eplel when he was transferred for 80m to barcelona. He won the golden boot again and top scorer in la liga the following season

>>77038974
Because every club knows he is absolutely not for sale and Juventus would be crazy to let him god for anything remotely reasonable

>>77038945
nobody watches the Bahraini league here

>>77038981
he also had a 12 game ban. would've gone for 100m+ if not

>>77038981
damn what a transfer

>The three best strikers available this summer were Lukaku, Morata and Belotti

TOP FUCKING LEL

I'M SURE GLAD MY TEAM DIDN'T NEED A STRIKER HOLY SHIT THAT'S EMBARASSING

>>77039025
calm down you gay retard

>>77039025
lel

>>77039025
And yet Chelsea thought it would be a good idea to alienate their star striker and tell him he's not wanted before they had signed either one

>>77039004
not sure, he went for 80m with both barcelona and madrid after him. The games ban had very little effect in his price if any: the deal was 'done' before he bit chiellini and the price had been made public in the press for weeks

>>77039025
there's more though, rich teams should be able to sign a few in the top 10 scorers in europe, like dzeko, kane, mertens or aubameyang

>39 goals 24 y/o, 27 goals 24 y/o, 32 goals 23 y/o

Yep, truly awful players.

>>77039073
kane is less available than ronaldo

>>77039069
Yeah, that's a good point. What an odd thing to do.

>>77039083
we already saw what happened with modric and bale

>>77039069
Batsy and Remy are good enough desu

>>77039073

cant believe >we sold dzeko for peanuts

>>77039073
Dzeko is worse than those guys
Mertens is a 30 year old manlet meme
Kane is going nowhere
Aubameyang I have no idea why people aren't in for. I guess he's going to Milan though.

>>77039095
it's a lot different when a PL team wants to buy from them though

>>77039076
>expecting /sp/ to have rational opinions
Only fool here is you

>>77039108
ah yes, didn't think of that

>>77039089
They probably thought they had Lukaku in the bag

>>77039076
Not good enough for a 75m deal

>>77038667

shit team with shit fans (you know who) reaching their shit level

>>77039128
That's not for you to decide.

>>77038845
But you can't turn that into shitposting anon!

>>77039152
It is

lol united fans honestly think Mata is better than Siggy

>>77038741
You don't understand lad, United is gonna spend another 300m, the league is theirs there's nothing Chelsea can do, now they have european games, there's no way they can handle more than one competition, Chelsea is gonna be EXPOSED hard

>>77039076
Lukaku is good
Morata is decent
Belotti is a Serie A meme

Neither are elite strikers

>>77039025
lacazette and sandro are better than morata

>>77038741
Who knows where they'll finish if their mercs shit the bed again

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Is Pogba having financial difficulties?

>>77039025
>who is Aubameyang

>>77039205
>The Anglo actually believes this

>>77039227
Probably just shit at math. He isn't Chinese, so that's okay.

>>77038987
This. I'd expect him to be the next world record transfer in a season or two

>Swansea want 50m for Sigurdsson
>Everton want 50m for Barkley
why don't they just trade

>>77039205

>he doesnt rate belotti

>>77038845
he looked nothing special, disappointing for the most expensive transfer in history and highest paid at manure

For that kind of money I would expect him to boss every game in midfield and make an absolute difference, which he didn't

>>77039232
At this point we should just give the >tf >tp treatment to every anglo flag on /sp/ desu

>>77039240
Taxes

>>77038843
feel sorry for this lad. imagine being under 18 and that bald lmao

>>77039252
You're only mad because he's Italian. He is a one season wonder until he proves otherwise.

>>77039262
Indeed he is a one season wonder in my opinion too but it doesn't mean anglos aren't completely clueless about soccer

>>77039242
yea he had breakthrough season and performed in NT well too. will be intrasting to see next season how he will do.

http://www.espnfc.us/english-premier-league/story/3155266/premier-league-clubs-failing-financially-losing-an-average-of-876,000-per-day-study

Bit concerning desu

is she /ourgirl/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM33anTtEVE

>Kane being one season wonder for three years now

Do you really think he's gonna be a one club lad?

Harry Kane is just a 3 season wonder

>>77039240
>>77039240
They know both player are not worth the price. What they want is some rich club purchase their player with that price then they spend maximum 15m for the slightly inferior replacement.

>>77039186
Trip on you fat cunt

>>77039298
nobody cares because Hotsperm is irrelevant.

>snubcelona

>>77039290
>including total transfer fees
something clubs do not do. Also this isn't the joke italian league, most premier league clubs have the wage bill at less than or equal to 50% of revenue

>>77039329
Not
>Barsnublona
?

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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES..

gylfi

Wouldn't buy siggy biscuit for 50 million no matter how good he is. Only worth 30 milly rock.

>>77039350
mouth full

If you were to combine the PL and Serie A, the PL would probably have a majority on the top 10.

The 10 underneath that would be mostly Serie A teams like Fiorentina and Lazio

The bottom 20 would probably be mostly PL clubs though

>>77039353
very pathetic pr from chelsea

>>77039362
don't care

>>77039362
Why are you talking about serie A? This is a PL general.

>>77039362
I rate the Serie A more than La Liga, but that is no feat.

>>77039353
Why does he have to be excused to attend training when it was that Italian lad who snubbed him?

>>77039353
Chelsea fucked up so bad lel

why is the fee for rooney undisclosed?

did they let him go for free?

Why the fuck is no EPL club buying Modeste?

>Black
>Good physical

I mean come on, he was born to play in EPL, prolly a better deal than buying Lukaku for 90m and paying him like 20m á year

>But he scored in the EPL in the last years xDDD

kys

>>77039362
Could see Arsenal finishing 11th desu considering Italian teams have a semblance of tactical understanding

>>77039409
Because being a scout for a PL team is one big ruse. They have no idea what they're doing and just hope they don't get found out and lose their job

>>77039404
United paid the rest of Rooney's contract and Everton signed him as a free agent.

>>77039409
>30 years old

>>77039409
He's oldest and flopped at Blackburn.

>Manchester United have spent over half a billion pounds on transfers over the previous 4 seasons
>their highest finish in the league over this time period: 4th.

Kinda makes you think

just had a good hearty laugh at this old news article, lads. Crying at times.
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/8827059/wayne-rooney-angry-and-confused-at-manchester-united-treatment
>Rooney believes he is at the peak of his career
>Since he's returned from the pre-season tour due to injury...he is angry and confused at the way he's been treated
>He also expects to be fit for the start of the new season
also
>Manchester United isn't about Wayne Rooney. Manchester United is about the team - the club.
based Moyes

>>77039417
I honestly believe you.

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>>77039417
>Because being a scout for a PL team is one big ruse

>>77039425
By the looks of his wiki page he flopped in France too.

>why don't PL clubs sign a 30 year old who's been shit every year except one

What's wrong with JFs lads

>>77039409
>EPL teams
>being good with money
Oh anon

>>77039417
Ah yes because PL teams certainly don't hire scouts from foreign leagues

>>77039432
>manurefags acting like resentful ex-gfs with rooney now that he's gone back to the club of his life to enjoy football
expected desu

>>77039350
Not
>Mes que un Snub

>>77039505
>ignoring all the United fans who have been berating Rooney the last 2 years
why are the spanish so stupid?

>Ricky Tomlinson is nearly 80 years old

wtf

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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

>>77039513
nice

>>77039520
>berate him for 2 years because he doesn't leave
>leaves
>still berate him
lmao just like resentful ex-gfs

>>77038703

>bakayoko

but he's headed to United

>>77039329
>Paulinho
It feels like for the past couple of years Barcelona's board has been actively trying to make sure Messi never wins anything ever again

Lukaku is miles better than Morata and Belotti and you're deluding yourself if you think otherwise. I'm a Chelsea fan but it's plain to see even without the "pl proven" bullshit he's better and with a much higher ceiling.

I'm pissed. Don't kid yourselves, you should be too. Our board acted like idiots on this one and completely fucked up.

Seeing shit like >>77039552 doesn't help either. Even without hindsight it was a retarded decision to sell them back then and many people were against it.

Fuck the board. Fuck Mourinho. Should have never brought him back, he did more harm than good.

>>77039567
What is it like to have an ex-gf? ;_;

>>77039567
>he's left now you can't criticise him
what a stupid thing to say

>>77039575
ceballos as well

>>77039576
Lucucku is shit m8

>>77039576
Fellow Chelsea fan here and I agree with you

>>77039576
>ceiling gimmick

>>77039590
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

>>77039590
>Lucucku is shit m8
surprised you didn't use crayons for this counter argument, mate.

>>77039578
quite shit until you have a new gf

>>77039552
moulaughing.jpg

>>77038810
t. ajax 'fan'

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>>77039353
>we're letting Costa go but we don't have a replacement yet

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El Chelsea negocia el fichaje de Aubameyang por 70 millones de euros

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Are they legitimate top 4 contenders?

Imagine letting Costa go peanuts and then not have a replacement in sight.

>>77039626
>le hoarding midfielders and strikers club

>>77039626
no

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>>77039637
haha surely no team is that dumb

>Swansea City have set an asking price of £50m for midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson after rejecting an offer worth around £40m from Leicester.

>>77039619
Batshuayi had 5 goals in 239 minutes in the league last season, which is a goal every 48 minutes.

>>77039626
They're going to play 5 at the back and Sandro will play every game

>>77039637
Big clubs are stupid but not THAT stupid.

>>77039626
>Coleman dead for half season
>Rooney playing
>centreback 2 and GK are relegation team players
lmao top 10 maybe

>>77039663
>coming off the bench when the win's already secure and the opposing team's defence is demoralised to score a meaningless goal

sure

>>77039626
Oops Sanchez is obviously Sandro Ramirez, goddamn generic Latino/Hispanic names

>>77039695
So Chelsea are hopeful on spending 90mEUR on Morata, only to already have the exact same player?

>>77039626
Seeing as Giroud hasn't been signed and neither has Sigurdsson. No.

>>77039663
And yet those garbage time goals against tired legs when you have fresh ones didn't convince Conte, someone who sees him in training day in and day out, to play him when Costa was out. Batshuayi is not good enough. Being benched in favour of Hazard at false 9 when your main striker is out speaks volumes. We shouldn't have dragged our feet on Lukaku. Shouldn't have sold him without a buy back clause. Shouldn't have sold him period.

Absolutely ridiculous that Man Utd's main striker gets injured, they're unable to sign their priority target and somehow now WE'RE the ones getting fucked over by these things and WE'RE the laughing stock. Fuck that club. They get away with murder sometimes.

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>>77039659
>>77039683
Just IMAGINE allowing your manager to send out a text telling a player that he isn't wanted for no apparent reason and then spill your spaghetti when you're about to sign the replacement holy shit

>>77039704
Exactly, it's stupid, they need a pure goalscorer, Morata is not the kind of player they need.

Aubameyang to Chelsea soon

Brace yourself, lads

sandor
bolasie roony mirallas
siggy gay/sneijderlin
bains kean william coalman
pickford

>>77039708
Don't worry, missing out on Lukaku just increases the chances of Mbappe joining.

>>77039722
>[every striker available} to Chelsea

ok buddy

>>77039732
Of course. Every club in the world is after Mbappe but I'm sure he'll choose Chelsea.

>>77039732
For who, Liverpool? Arse? Madrid? PSG?

>>77039732
>more money for an even bigger risk

Sounds reasonable.

>>77039742
Well this transfer window it's between Chelsea. PSG and Real. Florentino Perez hates black people and Monaco would probably much rather sell him to Chelsea than their main rivals in the league.

>>77039722
They're getting an Eredivisie meme striker and you know it

>>77039743
He'll follow his big bro Mendy :^)

>>77039750
>bigger risk
Mbappe is practically guaranteed to be the greatest talent since Messi

>>77039513
hohoho

>>77039767
He'll flop next year and everyone will be left so redfaced

just need to remind everyone FORTY MILLION POUNDS was not enough to sign fucking sigurdsson

good night

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Just imagine spending £200 mil plus and not reaching the top 6

>2017
>still allow agents to mess up with windows

How?

>lukaka was trying to sign for chelsea but his first touch took him to united

>>77039799
>amazing stats in that dogshit team

When you fags get used to the new prices?

Who is kovacic

>>77039824
left back for man city

>>77039824
Some literal who box to box midfielder with a good FIFA potential.

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Mbrabber to Chelsea confirmed
check em

>>77039807
what is the purpose of reaching top 6? for champions league?
If Everton favour Europa league and win it they could finish 17th and still have a more successful season than team that only finished 4th

>he scored lots of goals in a shit team so will score even more in a good team

love this meme

>>77038671
Considering they're looking to get £25m for McCarthy, Sigurdsson should be worth about twice as much. I believe Barkley has a similar price tag to that of Sigurdsson and he's not nearly as worth it even if you consider the fact that he's got that English premium.

>>77038703
why does conte want to get rid of costa again

>>77039863
No trust since Costa tried to leave last summer and then in January.

>>77039863

because he's cancerous

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>Swansea City have set an asking price of £50m for midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson after rejecting an offer worth around £40m from Leicester.

When does fantasy football start again

>>77039817
>le first touch meme

His first touch improved significantly in recent years. It was fine last year, he's no Zidane but it's definitely not bad.

Sigurdsson is worth £50 mil

>>77039882
Just curious but who are they gonna sign with that amount of money?

>>77039863
Costa has been forcing a move away for a while now

>>77039882
Swansea would be stupid not to use the crazy market to their advantage.

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>>77039863
he's a child

>>77039863
Because he's been a bitch about wanting to leave all season long, and when he's finally told to fuck off he gets offended. Really strange situation

>>77039908
True, but It's not as if Madrid or Utd are enquiring

Kaveh Solhekol @SkyKaveh 11m
Diego Costa wants to stay at Chelsea but knows there's no way back now. Atletico deal being negotiated. Has played last game for Chelsea

Kaveh Solhekol @SkyKaveh 4m
Diego Costa fell out with Antonio Conte & Conte has had enough. Told "Costa is finished at Chelsea for sure". Sad way for CFC career to end

>>77039863
He's been pushing for a move the last two windows, acts like a cunt, and went missing after January.

>>77039626
>>77039699

If Sigurdsson comes in, Barkley is probably going out. Davies is likely to be higher up in the pecking order than you have him there. I think Kenny and Holgate will rotate while Coleman is out and personally I hope Kenny gets to play more because he's a real threat offensively. Everton need to find another left back who can challenge Baines and rotate with him as he reaches the twilight of his career.

I think they will really challenge the CL spot next season.

>>77039947
I bet £100 he'll start first game of the season

>>77039932
Every above average club in the league is loaded and Swansea are not forced to sell him. I'm more curious if this bubble will eventually burst.

What is the biggest meme this transfer window?

>>77039986
a friend to you

>>77039986
perisic to united for ridiculous fee

>>77039986

Chelsea's transfer plans

>>77039986
'What the'

>>77039986
G A Z U M P E D

>>77039986
Lukaku is bang average

>>77039947
>Diego Costa wants to stay
>Conte also would rather want him to stay than buy Morata for 70m

What's happening here?

>>77039966
Also, Lookman and Calvert-Lewin are both hot prospects who performed well for England's U-20 team that won the world cup. They got some of play time last season and they are likely to get more this year.

>>77040017
>>Conte also would rather want him to stay than buy Morata for 70m
who said that?

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>Powernap to Anon FC have been comfirmed. When the deal was done a collectic feeling of well-being spread through the team

>>77040010

correct answer

>>77040044
I need tht pillow

>>77039986
Javi Martinez to Everton.

>Real Betis president Angel Haro has confirmed Dani Ceballos has rejected a new contract at the club and has chosen to join Real Madrid.

http://www.football-espana.net/65052/betis-ceballos-will-join-madrid

>Sevilla have abandoned their move for Aston Villa full back Jordan Amavi, reportedly following the results of his medical tests at the club.
http://www.football-espana.net/65048/sevilla-abandon-amavi-after-medical

>>77040063
Yeah it looks great I need one too lad

>people are actually liking my shitpost memes
>every meme this summer done by me
pleased but also bit depressed to know how much time Ive wasted here

>Though his future remains in the air amidst interest from Real Madrid and Paris Saint-Germain, Monaco forward Kylian Mbappe has returned to pre-season training with the principality club.

http://www.marca.com/en/football/real-madrid/2017/07/10/59634afa468aeb567d8b45ac.html

>Diego Perotti insists Radja Nainggolan “was just joking” when he claimed not to know if he was staying at Roma on social media.
http://www.football-italia.net/105540/perotti-nainggolan-was-joking

>Bayern Munich have confirmed that an agreement for Juventus to sign Douglas Costa “could be found soon”.
http://www.football-italia.net/105537/bayern-juve-close-costa

>Chelsea give Costa permission to negotiate with Atletico Madrid
https://en.as.com/en/2017/07/10/football/1499691409_865282.html

Is Perisic actually any good? Such an underwhelming signing for us imho desu.

>>77040166
Valencia circa 2009-10, or Kanchelkis basically

>>77039576
>Filipe Luis, De Brown, Salad and Lukaku could be playing for Chelsea
Saved Europe and Spain from Barcawinslol, Saved England from Chelseawinslol, why is Mou so based?

Would you have sex with a 14 year old?

>>77040211
>>>/tv/

>>77040166
I've heard good things about him but I'm not gonna pretend that I've seen him kick a ball since WC2014

>>77040211
t. Someone who just watched a video with Emily Bloom in it

>>77040184

>Valencia circa 2009-10

So really fucking good.

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>>77040231

>BREAKING NEWS

>Stoke CitywingerMarco Arnautovichas this afternoon handed in a transfer request.

>The Austrian international, has grown increasingly frustrated with what he sees as a lack of ambition at the bet365 Stadium, and wants to be able to move on this summer.

>In recent weeks, he’s been linked with £15m moves to AC Milan, PSG and West Ham. Last summer Everton were one of a number of clubs interested in the 28-year old who joined Stoke from Werder Bremen four years ago, for the bargain fee of £2m.

>Stoke boss Mark Hughes has done everything to keep hold of Arnautovic, who signed a lucrative new four-year-deal last summer, keeping him at Stoke until 2020.

>The winger is with the Stoke squad on pre-season tour in Switzerland. One source has told us that they believe Arnautovic has had his head turned and his heart is no longer in the Potteries.

bloody hell

>>77040211
If she consented

>>77040231
Leave my pornfu out of this

>>77040263
argument void. the courts would say a minor is not able to give consent.

>>77040280

I think you can get a parents note in some countries. makes it legal.

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Quick! Chris needs your help!

The Blades need a Championship quality attacker for the new season, but only have a pittance to spend!

Can you solve the conundrum, help Chris buy a player, and secure United's place in the second division?

>>77040262
at least hes handed in a request and not been a dirty money grabbing bastard by just kicking up a fuss

Reminder putting in a transfer request means you get zero percentage of your sell on fee

>>77039986
pickford 30 million

>>77040166
He can be good but he's too inconsistent, like one good match then five bad ones

>>77040304
*gives Chelsea Youth Loan Catalog*

Starting (and probably ending) this season, Sky Sports will have a new nightly Premier League debate show.

>The changes will come into effect from Tuesday, 18th July. Sky is getting rid of Sky Sports 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, replacing them with 10 channels including dedicated channels for the Premier League, other football, cricket, golf and F1.
>A new nightly football debate show – as well as club-specific days and a new timeline feature on the Sky Sports app – will complement the 126 live Premier League games airing with the broadcaster this season.

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>>77040280
Your argument is invalid because the coran say otherwise

>search for Rachel Riley
>0 results
not interested

>>77040321
i am sure that will be highly informative and I will be tuning in every single night

>>77040341
she was scared out of the sport by Spurs fans who sent her death threats, because she called them bottle jobs. she's gone back to Countdown for now.

>>77038628
>Alexis
>Alves
>Mendy

what the fuck are you smoking hahaha

>>77040211
only if no one else knew

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>>77040369
>win a few moral trophies and now they think they're a big deal

>>77040321
So literally sky bein sports with a billion channels

>>77040341
She's left cause she said Spurs threw away a title challenge against Chelsea. So now she's left Sky.

>>77040389
>moral
Above Arsenal Trophy and Top 4 Trophy?

BREAKING: @stokecity winger Marko Arnautovic hands in transfer request - Sky sources.

>>77040406
>Above Arsenal Trophy and Top 4 Trophy?
And the best team over 2 season because the last 2 champions shat the bed Trophy

>>77040262
>>77040411
who would want inconsistent man?

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Fun fact you fucking cunts.

>LE CRIMINALS ECKS DEE

SUCK MY COCK. /sp/ BTFO.

>>77040262

He has the ego of Zlatan and very little talent o back it up.

>>77040449
>mancs and londoners the biggest scumbags
I am shocked

>>77040449
>4 of the top 5 southern

southern monkeys

>>77038960
STATE UR NAME CUZ

>>77038649

>>77040495
Count again

>>77040449

Of course Man Utd are high - their fans have to all travel to Manchester for the games.

>>77040490
>>77040495
>the biggest city in the country, with the most 'diversity' and the most transport happens to have more events

WEW LOL.

>>77040510
le man utd fans are all londoners meme

cunt

>>77039986
gf to anon, it's not going to happen lads

>>77040495
>manchester united fans
>being from anywhere other than the home counties

>>77040449
>leicester and above = proud working class men
>spurs and below = guardian reading cucks

I genuinely miss my meth-addicted prostitute ex-girlfriend. We weren't together long but our relationship was so intense. It was as if we had known each other for years.

Lemar - Lacazette - Mahrez
-------------- Özil -------------------
Kolasinac - Xhaka - Bellerin
--- Kosc - Mustafi - Holding
-------------- Butland ---------------

tfw our team is 25% worse this season

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>he's never looked fitter than now
jesus christ

>>77040599
Get him on that plane desu

>>77040584
Which footballer was she like?

Has the maximum file size been downgraded?

>>77040609
A cross between Luke Chadwick and Maniche.

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who da best

>>77040615
Yep

Gook moot was a mistake

>>77040599
Seems to have lost a bit of weight on his arm as well

>>77040642
and his leg sorry. dont ask why I chose to make a background-less picture of rooney.

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>>77040639
Test