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watch test cricket
be test cricket
understand test cricket
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>Rabada's absence will also have a small impact on South Africa's transformation numbers, which don't apply from game to game but do add up over the course of a season. South Africa are required to field a minimum average of six players of colour, of which two must be black African.

What a meme
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>>76985447
>average

so what, they'll run a B side of coloured players against weaker opponents?
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*inhales deeply*
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>>76985447
How sad. SA is going the way of Rhodesia fast
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hate African post-colonial politics
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>>76986460
Most are mate
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Oh "in"

No I'm not a loser
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>>76985447
Good.
I hope the ICC ban another darkie then we will have to field an all nigger team for the third test.
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>>76986858
Girl
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>>76986460
yeah have done it once in colombia. wouldnt do it again tho as she was dreadful
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>>76986896
Just don't want to get sick mate
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>>76987526
Surely the Latinos would be throwing themselves at you to get a Big Strong UK passport, why get a prozzie?
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hope fucking nadull doesnt win wimbledon
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>>76988023
just did it once for a laugh really
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how do we fix The Smiths
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>>76988069
yeah queen is dead has their best songs but also some filler
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>>76987526
damn, how much was she?
thinking of going in bangkok when i stop over
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>>76988124
merge it with meat is murder specifically headmaster ritual, what she said, that joke isn't funny anymore, how soon is now, barbariansim begins at home and the title track and you have a 10/10 album
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>>76988153
Gonna get HIV lad
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>>76988153
probably like £5, i saw this american guy take away this absolute stunner for the same price so that kind of encouraged me but mine was a let down. its all pretty fucking degenerate but i think thailand has something called blowjob bars which is quite intriguing
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>>76988187
probably not
>>76988219
that's hilarious. yeah they do, i'll probably do one of the two when i'm over there.
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>Iran
>North Korea
>Somalia
>Yemen
How do we rope these countries into the cricket fold?
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wank to test cricket
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>>76988069
Marr wrote all the music to those hits, how has he made nothing but shite for 3 decades since
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>>76988568
we need to develop an autistic obsession in kim
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someone go with that dodgy company and leave an ashes dvd for him
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>>76988568
show them how shit yanks are at it
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>play for 3 weeks
>draw
bravo rugby
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tell me about Tarisai Musakanda
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QdK at 8, what a meme.
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Thred ded.
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>>76985413
What's the deal with Afghanistan getting test status

Do they have Indians playing there or something?
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>>76990338
They play on some absolute minefields out there.
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>>76990338
afghan migrants learned the game in pakistan and brought it back
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Wood is average, Woakes can't get fit soon enough.
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>>76990338
What's the deal with the Hong Kong team being so good? Their literally banking on 5% of their population to form a team.
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>>76988093
Bali is part of Indonesia
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good cricket this
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>>76990704
not for me mate
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>>76990538
Place is full of people from all the test teams so I'd imagine the standard is pretty high
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1-0
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England better not do their classic thing of not being able to dismiss the tail.
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>>76988622
my theory is that Morrissey (who was a massive fucking music nerd) was there to tell him what sounded good and what sounded shit
look at Morrissey's solo career, he had maybe five great albums. The guy obviously knows what works and what doesn't
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>>76990675
yeah but it's a discrete unit in Indonesia. It's ethnically, religiously and culturally different from the rest of the country
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the absolute state of South African cricket
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>>76991043
Still managed to batter you guys at home.Might have clean swept you if Faf wasn't a retard with his "ballsy" "attacking declaration".
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ENGLAND
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>>76990338
the afghanis are unironically obsessed with it. Refugees in Pakistan brought it over and the Taliban banned every sport but cricket because it was filled with pakis
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293 all out still on the cards
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>>76991064
australia wuz weak then mate
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>>76991064
Yeah that was a shit series
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>>76991147
butt hurt
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>Bread
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anderson bowling jaffers
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test
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anyone got a steam
post script: I think a ban is incoming for me
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>>76991268
cool ban evasion
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based jimmy heeming philander out of the game
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>>76991283
reckon the janny just muted me and the other guy
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might pull a zachy b and sit out the ban lads
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i dont really know how to evade them lol, can never find a proxy that works
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6b2fb9a9e67aaabd63004059147dfdc46e882aba is the acesteam link lads
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Fuck english men are ugly

How am I so handsome when I am of 100% anglo celtic stock lads
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/350/ lads
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>>76991453

Post face.
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>>76991477
Nah
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Is Warne steaming?
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natural variation is the worst fucking meme
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based england
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>>76991502
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>de cock

haha get it
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warne just repeated the same sentence three times
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>>76991453
post cock
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Dane Van Niekerk AND Sune Luus are at the crease right now.

So why are you not watching the Women's Cricket?
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>>76991620
Nah it's not great
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qdk is elite
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Get Broad off FFS.
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>>76991754
drop him I reckon
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what score do we reckon is on the cards?
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Been a while since I've watched test cricket, anyone know a good site for streams?
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>>76991845
>>76991418
download acesteam, click control T and paste that in
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Feel bad for de Kock desu
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all over
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>>76991844
350
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>acestream
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donwloading CLASSIC WORLD OF WARCRAFT ELYSIUM SERVERS as we speak lads
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>>76992148
Based fucking Goosey how's the rogue mate
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has heath streak fixed Zimbabwe cricket
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Anybody at Lord's today?

>>76990361

Kek
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>>76992277
If the economy improves I unironically think he will.
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Why do white people remain in Africa? Always was, always be AFRICAN land.
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Nasser's face really is intriguing
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>>76992335

They can't farm for themselves.

Just ask the Zimbos
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Wanindu Hasaranga has some strong FC stats
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ervine can bat
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>>76990766
Are you a chink? Do you know any chinese who are interested in cricket?
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love these sky docos
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zimbabwe team is full of handsome lads
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Really happy for Zimbabwe.
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>>76993024
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The rebel tourists literally did nothing wrong.
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Rate my setup
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Joe Root's thoughts are too complex for Bumble
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Matt Chitchley here lads ama
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>>76993450
do you understand test cricket?
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*Critchley
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Thought Wood was meant to be good lads
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>Warne and Bumble on commentary together
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Wood is literally rated for taking the last wicket in the last Ashes, fantastic white ball cricketer but I don't think he should be in the Test team.Needs to prove himself at County level once again.
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england pls take wicket
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Sick of this bat deep meme

I want to see incompetent tails
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McGrath and Martin batting was cricket kino
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Dawson is garbo
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Poor call
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called that out as soon as it hit
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>me
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>bairstow
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reckon he meant McGrath
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The Saffer jumpers are so much nicer with the green/gold trim than the disgusting England ones that don't even match the t-shirt.
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>watching f1
>they bring up the cricket

Seething
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>>76994137
just glad England are wearing cream again
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C'mon, bowl then out already.
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>>76994229
your mum wore cream last night
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>>76994245
nah she was in blue
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S h o t
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Should have let them get to within 150 desu senpai baka.
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>>76994355
*shouldn't
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Reminder that I predicted this match would finish in a draw.
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i watched gerrards fa cup winning goal in a bar at the top of the old warner stand at lords during a test match
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find this coloured/black divide a bit odd lads
philander is obviously african and has a parent that suffered from apartheid. Why is he treated differently to Bavuma?
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>>76994470
Philander doesn't have big attitude lips that he likes to pout in an accusatory fashion when things don't go his way like Bavuma.
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Respectable total without Faf
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> non-commonwealth countries in /cric/

get the fuck out
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>>76985413
>be Vern
>have ridiculously good average
>consistent
>never talked about as one of the best bowlers around

Why?
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bavuma's gonna get a 5-for
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>>76994573
He hasn't been great since 2015
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>>76994573
hes a little bit a fraud imo like shaun pollock
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Love Ross Kemp.
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dunno why anyone still lives in England when Australia exists
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>>76994662
too fucking hot
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>>76994573
Are you actually Nepalese?
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>Philander kill
>Rabada banned
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Is this the most boring top 3 ever?
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>>76994681
Yes. Are you actually Australian?
The correct demonym is Nepali btw
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>>76994719
pretty much
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>>76994732
There's a "Nepalese" resturaunt near me so I thought that's how it was spelt

Tell me about cricket in Nepal
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the next great spinner will be from nepal
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>>76994782
Some teenager Clarke brought over was tearing it up in first grade over here a year ago
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>>76994749
Went to a national match for the first time. Was against Kenya. Fucking never going to watch cricket again. Can't believe how shit they were.
I don't think there's a domestic league. Just occasional T20 comps if they can find a sponser.
Most of the cricketing talent comes from the southern part of the country.
Football's still way more popular though, which is unfortunate cause we'll always be shit at football but there's a chance we might be half decent in cricket if the progress continues.
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>>76994782
>>76994810
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/960361.html

This is the guy. It says 16 years old lol
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>>76994843
http://www.espncricinfo.com/county-cricket-2017/engine/match/1068734.html

you beat them last time you played
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>>76994843
Really hope it catches on and develops
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>>76994919
http://www.espncricinfo.com/wcl-championship-2015-17/engine/match/1068733.html

Ths is the match I went to watch. The one you posted was played a few days after this one
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fuck jennings get someone english in instead
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>>76994662
cba
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>>76995003
Like Hameed? LMAO
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Fucking acestream lost sound
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>76995172

If enlgland dont lose a few wickets the slow scoring and over-rate by the saffers will take the victory away.
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>it's blowers time
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>>76993310
sniffing glue lad?
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Elgar = Shit
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Cook stacking the runs up atm.
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Cook's still go tit
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will root score another ton?
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>>76995620
Think, they'll declare before then.
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>>76995620
He will declare on 99
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>>76995620
Root will get out as usual
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feels wrong having Cook going at a 60 sr
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cook set for a measured and calculated 57 (113) before edging one to second slip
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will beer play for england?
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>>76995756
Jennings is clearly being groomed for the low strike rate opener role. Cook is going to become the new Warner.
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was it ever made clear why Morris chimped out so hard in the second T20 match of the series?

was he just hyped up or what?
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>>76995775
Michael Beer had an illustrious career as the New Shane Warne for Australia mate
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>>76995792
SA are weird like that
I remember Tahir going absolutely mental to Warner in a T20 a year back.
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>getting outscored this hard by Cook
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>>76995849
I genuinely think Tahir is mentally unstable. He goes absolutely bananas celebrating wickets for Derbyshire.
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>>76995873
>not redditing it out to force a muscular draw and pad your stats out with a *
from the home of boycott too
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>>76995909
looks like a fucking cunt with that beard Tbh
wish I could have a swing at him with no repercussions
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might just rub one and go to bed lads
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>>76996059
pics x
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>>76993310
You missed the BLACKED browser tab
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>>76954273
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>reality cuck
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>>76993310
>windows 10
>chrome
>mpc-hc
>facebook not in container/private window
>jay-z
sort it out mate
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>Jennings mugshot next to Cook's glorious physiognomy

Being ugly isn't fair lads
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Vernon Philander has sustained "bruising but no fracture" after being taken for an x-ray on his right hand on the third day of the Lord's Test. He is unlikely to bowl again today, but will be assessed as the match progresses.
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>>76996961
absolutely perfidious
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>Last 10 ovs 16/0 RR 1.60
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>>76997122
love test cricket
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>>76995792
Overdosed on Cake and suffered Czech Neck as a result
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>111/1
CHECK EM
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I fucking love Bumble
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based bumble
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bought a kahuna to be like ponting as a young lad but was too much of a weakling to swing it. probably could have been GOAT otherwise
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>Cook's strike rate back in the 30s.

Was getting a bit worried earlier on tbqh
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reckon gulbis is quite shit lads
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well that was the most suicide inducing session of cricket i think i have ever seen.
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declaration when?
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>>76998493
Go to bed, you absolute madman
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When will test cricket finally die?
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>mfw the Ashes become a best of 15 20/20 series within the next 15 years.
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>>76999095
''no''
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>no Fap
>no de Shitters
>no cum stain
>Lelgar is captain

social south justice warrior africa is on life support
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>>76997978
literally me
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Zimbabwe
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*poos*
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Can't wait for the Ashes
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England Women
Australia Women

Sri Lanka Women
West Indies Women

both starting at 11:30 cest
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>>77014944
Inshallah Ellyse will play well
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how does one keep a wicket?
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>>77015833
lmao
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>>77015833
rip
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>>77015866
probably never now
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>>77015833
F
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>>77015833
What is it?
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>>77015922
blue ringed octopus
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>>77015922
blue ringed octopus, probably will be dead in an hour
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>>77015929
>>77015932
Well, F
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>>77015932

apparently the original photo was taken by a guy with terminal cancer so he wasn't too fussed

https://www.instagram.com/william_exotique/
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>>77015972
that's still mental; there's better ways to die than suffocating while being paralysed
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>>77015962
>live in tide pools with crabs and plants
>have enough venom to kill humans

Does Australia have its own evolution system?
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>>77015987
like slowly suffering for months before the inevitable?
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the wicketkeeper @ 7 meme needs to die a painful death

The Cock is SA's best batsman by far. It makes no sense to have him @ 7
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>>77016147
yep considering you're on painkillers

dying from a blue ringed octopus has to be one of the worst ways to die I can think of. Your entire body is paralysed, but you're still conscious. It's fucked
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>>77016147
well if you want to die, there are more pleasant ways to do it
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>>77016148
yeah, it's actually fucking ridiculous
she should slot in at 4
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>>77016170
>>77016173
it was a joke on life lads
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>>77016205
I get it now that's funny
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>>77016148
didn't gilchrist bat at 7 because he was knackered though. obviously good enough for test top order
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>>77016239
he was in a team where he could bat at 7, The Cock isn't really
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england are unstoppable
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is kirstan kallicharan related to alvin?
is thando ntini related to makhaya?
is cehpas cooper related to kevon?
is joshua bishop related to ian?
is gerald coatzee related to jandree, martin, justin, petrus, murray, lee, josh, lance, chris, fritz or jano?
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anyone see that fella get hit on the noggin
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>>77016239
Gilchrist had ponting katich Clarke Martyn above him in the 05 ashes, de kock has amla bavuma duminy de who above him
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england should declare with a lead of 350
england will declare with a lead of 425 and south africa will be 250/8 close of play tomorrow
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>>77016564
forgot one of the most successful opening pair of all time there maate
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>>77016373
for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-JfWztKOF4
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>>77014944
>be German
>riot

defend this
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>>77016239
Gilchrist was very tall for a wicky so it would take a bigger toll on him I imagine

de Kock is a manlet so he should be fine
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>>77016729
van der wyk could have opened then
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>>77016710
struck it pretty cleanly

hmm
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>>77016729
wew
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>>77016734
van wyk I mean
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>>77016745
It's true though

Why do you think most keepers are manlets? Crouching all day is hard work on the back
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when do these lazy bludgers get out of bed and decide to start standing around doing nothing?
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>>77016763
I meant to reply to the video
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>>77016769
Why are you talking about the Construction, Forestry, Mining and Energy Union in a cricket thread?
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>>77016769
fucking despise them Tbh
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>>77016792
did nothing wrong
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>>77016841
Please decipher these runes for me
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>>77016792
spotted the nu-male cuck who crosses to the other footpath when he sees some alpha hi-viz tradies approaching

>>77016865
*written during designated lunch break*

I'm sure Stefaan from Preston's job making Wordpress sites is future proof
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Aren't tradies mostly self-employed and therefore anti-union?
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love tradies
thats a real fucking job that
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>>77016865
he's not wrong though tbf
it's just that unions are a necessary evil to stop companies from fucking over their employees
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is daniel a radical centrist?
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>>77016865
The natural progression of capitalism is a tiny cabal accumulating wealth at the expense of the rest of humanity and the environment before disappearing on luxury space yachts while everyone else on earth chokes to death.
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>>77017035
fuck off, Chomsky
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theres been some great crowds at the wwc, well done england
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>>77017035
/cric/ is a radical centrist board
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>>77016925
fairly sure the unions are slowly dying off
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>>77017082
Emmanuel Macron is the king of /cric/
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>>77017045
>being this much of an economic cuckold

keep bootlicking, maybe one day you'll be a part of their billionaire pedo club as well

>>77017091
And it's about time, they can't currently protect their members interest in modern capitalism.

Their replacement however needs to be discussed properly now, otherwise the labour force will spend the next century being stamped on by the boot of accumulated capital.
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>>77017082
>>77017100
Our thoughts are too complex to discuss cricket anywhere else
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I reckon Macron is secretly a big test cricket fan
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>>77017082
cricket is a radical centrist sport
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https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/wdpa5y/hey-straight-people-youre-using-sex-drugs-wrong?utm_campaign=global&utm_source=vicefbuk
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>>77017269
that headline looks like a betoota advocate one
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imagine actually having a man's willy in your bum, quite strange
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>>77016865
>LE FUG LE YOU NYINS XDXDXD

>>77017035
>LE FUG LE SUG ZES FUL PEE PILL XDXDXDDX

>>77017082
This

Partisanism is NOT welcome in MY /cric/
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>>77017296
makes me feel a bit sick actually

can't stand the idea of anything entering my body, really is quite disgusting
alien was easily the scariest movie I've ever seen for that very reason
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>>77016865
He's actually regressed since leaving 4chan. Sad!
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>>77017269

I knew all of this information due to being a drug fuck raver during my 20s, haven't even fagged out once.
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>>77017269
>Q&A format article that tries to be hip and trendy
>actually not completely terrible
irony was a mistake
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>>77016907
Tradie memes need to come back
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>>77017317
Regressed mentally perhaps

Probably because of all the freshie poon he's getting
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>>77017346
Lmao wtf is this he's trying to dress like a French philosopher but on a budget of $100 NZD
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Shower posting with my brand new water resistant Samsung S8 lads haha
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>>77017346
>bulge
based danny
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There's nothing better than chatting up a qt on your phone while you're squeezing out a massive poo
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Anyone got any fucking streams
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>>77017346

what a coincidence that his hairline is out of frame. tßh he's got a decent jaw and not a whole lot else.
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>>77017403
Yeah here mate

*pisses on you*
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>>77017370
should have gotten an iphone 7 mate
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>>77017403
Crichd.in
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>>77017370
Dropped my water resistant s6 in the lake once was under like 30 minutes till I found it and still works to this day
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this is fucking boring. business idea: teams should be forced to enforce the follow-on with a lead of over 100
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tell me about balance

why doesn't he move
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Literally cannot find a single working stream
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>As a capitalist, I'm torn between the fact that the players are the selling point and therefore can demand as much as the market dictates and my unrivalled hatred of unions.
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>>77017460
Crictime.nl
Or use the acestream I posted last night
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>>77017460
Reddit
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is there anything worse than when someone with absolutely no background or politics or economics acts like they're informed in those areas?
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>>77017508
i'm too retarded to know if they are genuinely informed or not though
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>>77017467
WHo the fuck are you quoting and where can I send them death threats holy shit.

No shit the workers are the ones who create value you fucking idiot.
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yeah fuck cook
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>>77017508
agree, smile then fuck off

if they have to bring up stuff like that they are not worth my time
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>>77017522
daniel
>>77017518
the fact that you know that is honestly good
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morkel has won my heart so far this series
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>>77017538
yeah bring back albie I reckon
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There's no way Ballance isn't going to get out soon
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>>77017536
>daniel
Need more information. Is this some Cricket podcast? Holy shit I'm going to go full Tianamen Square on this sychophant.
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>>77017579
Daniel from /cric/ mate
The kiwi that's been a meme here for two years
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the patrician option here is to have a slog
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>>77017597
I confess, I don't lurk cric enough.
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>>77017625

>>77017346 is him
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Daily reminder /sp/

Daniel is a brown haired 5'5" manlet originally from CollapseChurch who studies Mechanical Engineering in Auckland.

On campus he is colloquially known as 'deadly dan' because he went to PickUp Artists lessons and spends entire days going around campus trying out his pickup artistry on the grills.

Daniel is obsessed with Australia and everything Australian especially relating to cricket and there is nothing daniel craves more than attention from the big strong Australians. If an Australian player has any sort of success daniel starts posting pseudo-statistics which he believes prove how some literally-who New Zealand cricketer is better than said Australian player. Additionally there is nothing daniel craves in his life than the failure of the Australian cricket team. Daniel can often be detected unironically shilling for the inclusion of Shane "Cancer" Watson in any Australian XI and the removal of Mitchell Starc from any said team.

Daniel saves each and every post that makes reference to him on /sp/ and /int/ and posts them to his normiebook.

Whilst the rest of us are watching the Ashes, daniel is listening to the BBC Newcastle ball-by-ball coverage of the County Championship. Daniel's autism has reached such levels that he unironically identifies himself as a hardcore supporter of Durham County Cricket Club. If the England selectors pick a player from Durham, daniel typically gets extremely upset because he believes the selectors are "stealing" players from Durham.
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Reminder that the Hay family has long dominated life in Christchurch and the history of Christchurch is inextricably linked to the Hay family name.

Daniel's Great Grandfather
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hay_(philanthropist)
His Grandfather
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamish_Hay

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamish_Hay_Bridge

http://my.christchurchcitylibraries.com/hays-ltd/

reminder that Daniel and his family fled this history like the little bitch that he is at the first sign of any hardship.
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Whatever happened to Ivana? It's like she's just vanished from his life, there are no sarcastic comments on all his photos like there used to be
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>>77017681
Did anyone further up on this? I remember someone was going to buy his grandfather's book

Also: his grandfather had a twin brother who was also knighted, for entirely different reasons

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hay_(cardiologist)
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>>77017686
Actually don't know. The last we heard of her was when Daniel showed up to her 21st early and hid in the corner so he could post on /cric/ in peace. Pretty sure he bragged about his e fame to some normie there too who made a few posts here the day after
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Reminder that Chloe BTFO Daniel on twitter, causing him to scuttle away like he did after the earthquake.
Reminder that every time Daniel smells rubbish he has a PTSD attack.
Reminder that Daniel has flushed years of Hay family prestige down the toilet.
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>>77017703
That was me, completely forgot about it actually. I'll have to track a copy down

From memory Daniel said there was another knight in his family too. Absolutely howling at how Daniel is literally from a family of NZ royalty
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anyone tipping south africa?
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>>77017750
Sifting through wikipedia I can count three knights and a dame so far

Explains the narcissism
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>>77017654
>hardcore supporter of Durham County Cricket Club

Lel >we are objectively terrible apart from Collingwood and a couple of bowlers. Bandwagon a better team for your own sake.
>>
https://teara.govt.nz/en/biographies/5h11/hay-james-lawrence

>Knighted in 1961 for his services to the community, he retired as managing director of Hay’s two years later, but continued as chairman until 1967. He was then appointed president of the company, an office he retained until his death. He supported the 1968 merger with Wright Stephenson and Company to form Haywrights, New Zealand’s second-largest department store chain, but in the late 1970s a complicated round of takeovers led to the acquisition of most of its stores by Farmers’ Trading Company of Auckland. Davidina Hay had died in 1969, and on 22 April 1970 James married Olive Musgrove (née Cowie) in Christchurch. He died at his Christchurch home on 26 March 1971, survived by Olive, his daughters Helen Louisson and Laurie Salas, and his twin sons David and Hamish.
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Bairstow is 100% the most autistic cricketer on the international scene
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How deep does the Daniel lore go
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>>77017798
>James Hay held the strong personal conviction that a business which derived its success from the support of its local community should give something back. During the Second World War the store’s window displays were often used to promote war loans and patriotic fund appeals. He was president of the New Zealand Retailers’ Federation (1940) and of the Canterbury branch of the New Zealand Institute of Management, of which he became an honorary fellow. Throughout his adult life he was a prominent member of the Presbyterian church, and its ethic of hard work, service and self-discipline was a dominant influence. He was an elder of Knox Church for over 40 years, a respected Bible class leader and a long-serving member of the Presbyterian Church Property Trustees.

Bet he was rolling in his grave about danny's reddit atheist phase
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>>77017830
He literally sits in the changing rooms doing crosswords and listening to the test match special
100% autism
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Not gonna lie this guy seems like a literal crushedchurch legend

Has a theatre in the town hall named after him

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/69895307/revamped-james-hay-theatre-in-town-hall-will-flip-between-mozart-and-mosh
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been looking into my family tree lads and I've confirmed that I am in fact from a convict family
really makes you think
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350 lead still on the cards
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>>77017902
and now an entire generation of Chrischurch will grow up without the Hay guiding light
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How does such a family produce Daniel
>>
Fuck is up with this pitch
>>
jp duminy is going to play a legendary knock
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>>77017909
which kind

we sent over political rebels and runts who nicked stuff
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>>77017909
muh heritage
>>
>>77017932
It's alright lad Daniel's just one of them that will never make an impact

Based, elite and muscular Oliver, natural hazards engineer at Tonkin + Taylor, will continue the great line

https://www.linkedin.com/in/oliver-hay-31072785/
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My family were LITERALLY refugees and LITERALLY came to Australia by boat

AMA
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>>77017957
manslaughter
>>
>>77018009
bit naughty that
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>>77017977
>family farm
daniel never shared this part of his narrative with us
>>
>>77018018
yeah probably shouldn't have done it
>>
>>77018019
I'm starting to realise there's a lot he didn't share
>>
What did Rabada say to Stokes to earn the ban?
>>
>>77018072
"fuck off"

not even joking
>>
>>77018072
You can hear it in the stump mic, he just yells FUCK OFF at him
>>
>>77018081
>>77018103
well thats not a very nice thing to say
>>
in the late 60s telling someone to fuck off would have been considered polite
>>
Why didn't Stokes get suspended for this?

https://twitter.com/theboyknowles/status/684347292002959360
>>
wtf when did the collapse start?
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Lads this hole just keeps getting deeper

Did some digging on a Hay family farm on Banks Peninsula

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/destinations/nz/67826404/banks-peninsulas-luxury-hideaway

>After restoring the 1884 Annandale homestead – a former hotel originally built by the Hay family – he went on to outdo himself with buildings on the northern reaches of the 1600-hectare property.
>>
>>77018226
>we had a member of NZ's Kennedys posting here
>we bullied him away
>>
god dammit big vern
>>
wew
>>
remember when SA were good at fielding?
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is philander a poofter?
>>
>>77018352
not very good at cupping balls if he is
>>
>>77018366
kek
>>
Hate dropped catches

Hate it when batsmen do something retarded and then get another chance

Test cricket would literally be 10 times better if you didn't even need to catch it, you just had to touch it before it hit the ground
>>
>>77018385
pakistan would be unstoppable
>>
>>77018385
10 men round the bat hoping it hits them on the full when
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>>77018429
>>
Allah does not smile today
>>
>four ball pair
>went at five an over

what an inspired selection
>>
is a low beamer the most criminally underused ball in cricket?
>>
>>77018447
>that right slip

what kind of wizard physics would that require
>>
>>77018692
get a load of this freshcunt
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mahavag narrative status: threatened
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>englel
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I don't even work Sundays but I'm going in anyway
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300 is easily enough on this pitch, people are too pessimistic
>>
>>77018877
making some serious implications that >we will make it to 300
>>
Can't watch the cricket I have to go and help run the village fete
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>have a match at two
>criminally hungover
>have to captain the team too
>>
hate lunchbreak
love tea break
>>
I've just been listening to the women's world cup on TMS for about 20 minutes without realising
>>
>>77019029
quintessentially english post
>>
>>77019178
you'd be hard pressed to find anyone that isn't hungover during games here
>>
might start an emo band
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>>77019244
i hate people pushing the shitty womens sport meme if i wanted to watch it i would now stop fucking plastering it all over the bbc sport homepage.
>>
>>77019463
yeah it's a weird situation to be honest
>>
>>77019382
stick it to the man bro
>>
lads I'm literally in a game with one of those chicks on twitter straffo is obsessed with
>>
>>77020161
gonna have to narrow it down a bit he's obsessed with most things with a vagina
>>
>>77020269
lauralux or whatever
pretty sure she streams video games now
>>
wood is so bad at this game
>>
wish I could be a crusty old fart with an mcc membership
>>
morkel ban incoming
>>
Test cricket whites have to be the most aesthetic uniform in any sport
>>
>>76992468
The farm workers all black
That's why the country is fucked
If there is a race war everyone will starve even the Whites
>>
reckon it's time to for Morne to clean up
>>
>>76985413
keep on coming back to admire this image

genuinely don't understand why we don't have people that look like blokes on the side, despite almost everyone being english
>>
reckon Morne has a decent rig under that shirt
>>
Why is this turning into /aus/pol/
>>
tell you what faf does
>>
>>77017637
Thank you, I have sent his facebook page messages
>>
>>77020292

man, from DJ to Twitch streamer. It's such a turn off when people flaunt their intellect and talents like that
>>
>>77020943
Pic shold've been attached.
>>
>>77020847
erm have u seen ur cricket team
>>
>>77021004
point out one player that's the same class of mong as they are
there's mongs there, but not like that
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think >we will still win this, lads
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>>77021032
literally half ur players
lyon
smith
hazlewood
marsh
warner
chris lynn
>>
>>77021146
nah don't look like that
don't think anyone really looks like lynn or lyon, both those lads have bizarre mugs
>>
see, I can look at the picture and immediately know that they're English without having any context whatsoever.
similarly I can see a picture of Australians and generally know they're Australian
>>
>>77021182
well thats even worse then
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reckon we just might be further down the evolutionary path at this point lads
>>
>>77021118
sauce, haven't rubbed on out in a few days
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>eng*sh genetics

Disgusts me
>>
Wood seems like a nice bloke. This is a sweaty meme innings but I can't really hold it against him.

>>77021219
What does the average Australian look like?
>>
smith, hazlewood,marsh and warner all like swamp monsters
>>
straffo with an elite truthie
>>
>>77021270

there's better bulges in this thread m8 >>77017346
>>
>>77021367
still love how it's been pinned for five months and NO ONE has bothered interacting with it
>>
350 is literally the perfect lead
>>
>>77021377
chubby asians make my dick tingle la
>>
>>77021351
bit english but a bit better
reckon the sun might have to do with a lot of it plus slightly different fashions
>>
>>77017346
sorry danny but that doesn't fit you mate
>>
think getting CELTED might have had something to do with it
>>
>>77021432
anything between 300-380 with more than day to play, makes teams think they can chase it but its highly improbable.
>>
>>77021351
>>
reckon I'd let rabada ram one down my block hole
>>
>>77021522
another fascinating mug
sometimes I bring him up on facebook just to study him
>>
>>77021118

Dr Waifu, I'm CIA
>>
>>77021270
NITR-073

it's p. hot
>>
>>77021270
>>77021652
the state of australians
>>
Why do people write massive fucking essays on facebook when their grandparents die? It's not like they can fucking read it. Basically it's a bit of a disgusting ego trip
>>
>>77021671
>censored penises
shan't
>>
https://www.odt.co.nz/regions/north-otago/anger-sadness-hay-family-fire
to think that Daniel is actively destroying his family legacy. The people of Christchurch care deeply about the dynasty, but he abandoned them
>>
>>77021799
Gays not welcome
>>
>>77021898
not even gay just need a nice dick on the screen to get into it
>>
>>77021898
>not inserting yourself into the role of the penis
>>
350 still on the cards
>>
Moeen's going to run through South Africa
>>
literally will not go near porn where the guy has a below par dick, circumcision is off putting too
>>
>>77022067
>Maharaj getting wickets
Inshallah Moeen will get 10
>>
Don't understand these Kia ads
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhSxWG_m080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMvV9RaNZAQ
kino cricket advertising
>>
>>77022321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sIaz5vxetU
>>
How can the brand new ball be bad
>>
https://www.youtube.com/user/stj1003
kek

KEK

K-E-K
>>
holding is such a purist , love it
>>
Elgar is shit
>>
>>77023092
time to give a young black man a chance i reckon
>>
just going to play video games tonight lads
>>
looks like broads hair transplant has thinned out a bit
>>
If I don't have sex by the end of the week I'm going to die
>>
>>77023211
can see you've inherited your mum's sex drive lad
>>
>>77023494
yeah my dad's too
>>
bring back cook
>>
game over
>>
Amir would have had a fivefer by now
>>
glad I never trusted realitycuck on the result, easy england win here
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>go for a shit
>come back and it's 12/2
>>
>>77023811
guy is a joke
>>
forgot west indies were touring after this
>>
STRONG
>>
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>>77023811
always bet on the opposite of what he says
>>
>poominy
>>
completely understand test cricket
>>
going to be Duminy's one per series ton
>>
>>77024051
think I'm at 92.3% right now
>>
>me
test cricket understanding down to 91.8% now lads
>>
Duminy will not want to have gotten out at that time in the match.
>>
got a great idea for the new thread
>>
>>77024199
Let's hear it lad
>>
>>77024213
it's coming once we crack 500
>>
What the fuck is going on
>>
Remember when Beefy posted his knob on twitter

https://twitter.com/Aggerscricket/status/501300120655499264
>>
Moeen for MOTM inshallah
>>
>>77024294
>what are you thinking xx
>>
>>77024326
not very funny whoever did that...!!
>>
>>77024294
how the fuck did he get away with this
>>
>>77024326
>>77024353
I like how his knob pic had "...." in it then he immediately says he was hacked and includes another ...
>>
>>
NEW THREAD
>>77024479
>>77024479
>>77024479
>>77024479
>>
I think if South Africa can score 306 runs they should be able to win this match
>>
>>77024499
I'm not sure we'll have to see
>>
NEW THREAD REMINDER
>>77024479
>>77024479
>>77024479
>>77024479
>>
>>76994930
This tbqh love amother story like afghanistan
>>
>>77017317
Who is it
>>
>>77024051
>>77024118
Same lads this is my first test match
>>
>>77024564
>26 posts early

Are bump limits different in metric?
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