Real Cricket only edition
1st Test Match
England vs South Africa
Venue: Lord's
Play begins at 11:00 GMT
Teams to be announced at toss.
England Squad:
Joe Root (captain), Moeen Ali, James Anderson, Jonny Bairstow, Gary Ballance, Stuart Broad, Alastair Cook, Liam Dawson, Keaton Jennings, Toby Roland-Jones, Ben Stokes, Mark Wood
South Africa Squad:
Dean Elgar (captain), Hashim Amla, Temba Bavuma, Theunis de Bruyn, Quinton de Kock, JP Duminy, Heino Kuhn, Keshav Maharaj, Aiden Markram, Morne Morkel, Chris Morris, Duanne Olivier, Andile Phehlukwayo, Vernon Philander, Kagiso Rabada.
3rd ODI:
Zimbabwe 310/8 (50.0 ov)
Sri Lanka
West Indies vs India later
No Women's cricket discussion or German's allowed
tell me about peter moor
I appreciate the effort you put into this
>>76953264
Kept 350 on the cards
love tests
love cricket
love test cricket
looking forward to a big, hot day of test cricket today lads
>>76953314
Weather is looking really good, what is the forecast for the rest of play like?
Are only countries with a professional cricket team allowed to post here?
love total war
REAL THREAD REMINDER
>>76937701
>>76937701
>>76937701
>>76953410
will not rain
>>76953430
Please read the OP, you are not welcome here
need to get hold of a beer but its 10am
>>76953459
Never stopped me
>>76953459
We're allowed to purchase alcohol from 9:00 am here, what is the earliest for you?
>>76953480
as soon as shops open so like 6am just looks a bit weird, going now tho brb
Love this thread
>>76953565
has a good vibe about it
Awesome thread here boys
>>76953732
Extremely comfy, the way that test cricket should be
>England won the toss and elected to bat
game over
having e-mail correspondence with this hospital in london and they literally cant even write english
>failed to die in my sleep again
>>76953822
alri mate
cant believe i have to stream this because mum refuses to renew sky sports. what an absolute farce
a full strength south africa
looking forward to watching fraudlander get exposed today lads
wicket looks quite green lads
good moaning
>>76953815
How's the cancer?
doesnt matter how many runs cook scores he just didn't look like he was meant to play cricket, or sport for that matter, seems like a pass time that got way out of hand
>>76953944
Literally going to average 9.87 for the series
The new England test kit is pretty retro.
god those crash remasters look shit, dont believe anyone who actually played crash digs them, detest normies
doesnt matter how many runs cook scores he just didn't look like he was meant to play cricket, or sport for that matter, seems like a pass time that got way out of hand
>>76954038
everyone is whining about how hard it is lmao
20/20 should be outlawed
>Cock
cook is shit
>cock
ah yes, gary balance
>sweater is a slightly different shade from the t-shirt
>>76954085
I think he's done at this level now.I wasn't sure until I saw how he started this innings.
>>76954047
not to be >muh nostalgia, but it handles like shit. Jumping and responsiveness of d-pad/stick feel way off
t. poorcunt who played 2 minutes in a JB hi-fi
the fucking state
LMAO
>getting destroyed by a dobbly medium-pacer
Are England a village team?
>>76954107
it jjust looks shit, those shit graphics suited the archaic gameplay, when you gloss stuff over like that youre obviously gonna disrupt people's memories of it . a ctr remake might be cool i guess as that actually had good gameplay
GODlander
Good old colonial values remaining strong as ever with two white Africans holding the top of the order together.
cricket is a ridiculous sport
just had some liver in a vinegar and onion sauce. ama
Kek those not touring groups its expats.
>>76954184
sounds absolutely fucking revolting
>>76954184
Are you lonely?
LMAO
I'm having quiche and a salad
love an lbw
>>76954209
not right now no,
love Philander
take the piss
Cook-Jennings-Ballance is too conservative, so much for this "attacking cricket".
love english cricket
>hate lords
Predicting South Africa to win despite missing several key players.
>>76954256
why
>>76954253
vpn off here please mate
>>76954202
its one of my favorite dishes
amir would do serious damage on this wicket
Can't tip footy
Can't tip cricket
Can't tip who is destroying his spirit
so much wrong with cricket, dont even know where to begin
listening to guided by voices
i know how to modernise test cricket
wheres Abbott
ArmeniaFan: cricket is not a sport
>you will never see Steyn or ABDV play test cricket again
just fucking kill me
>>76953822
>>76953859
>>76953815
>>76954438
hows the hairline lad?
ShahidAfridiNo1O: chinees tv no problom secodnd hand
>>76954464
It hurts doesn't it?
>>76954450
do you mean Based Tone or 'Short Stuff' Sean
lion2014: who has no life other than cricket. some idiots suicide themselves when india loses ha ha
>>76954487
Where are you getting these from?
>>76954485
>Based Tone
who?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-05/malcolm-turnbull-refuses-to-use-tony-abbott-name-in-interview/8681756
>>76954475
that first one wasnt me retard
>>76954494
crichd
>>76954500
Turnbull should do his best Howard Holt impression tbqhwyf
lion2014: SL was no. 1 in the past not any more too much politics
what did he mean by this?
Stalin was handsome as fuck
Sergio Ramos doppleganger
take the piss
Fatlance actually batting quite well.
Gonna make this tomorrow lads
http://chelseawinter.co.nz/beef-shin-ragu/
>>76954586
Mate you posted this yesterday
>>76954593
Yeah but I had venison last night and halloumi tonight
have an inkling the black big penis meme doesnt apply to black south africans, and only applies to west africans in the same way thats the african tribe thats good at running
>>76954586
shin is a very under rated cut of beef.
>>76954613
They don't seem as athletic as West Africans.And much smaller in height and frame.
350 on the cards
Found Cook's replacement lads
>Dean Elgar is captaining South Africa
Ohh. Remember when they had the GOAT Graeme smith? Those were the days
Samit Patel is unironically going to get a call up before Haseeb Hameed
>the state of our reviews
>>76954680
>doominy batting at 4
>>76954613
I thought East Africa thats good at running
a full strength james anderson will wreck havoc here, 250 first up is literally all >we need
>Fatlance
>>76954721
theyre good at middle and long distance
west africans and their descendents best at sprinting
Unironically want rabada to fuck my sister lads (she's white)
root in for a cheeky century under pressure here
Rate my friend out of 10
gary ballance is a fat cunt
>>76954773
7.5
>>76954773
*nods respectfully at passerby's*
is LORDS the whitest cricket ground in the world other than the Gabba?
>>76954773
Needs to work on his shoulders. Women like broad shoulders.
Body type: Spaghetti
ballance was a terrible selection, joe clarke is definitely the best middle order bat in england
>>76954805
probably Bellrive or some backwater Poo Peeland hobbit hole
>>76954767
More like a cheeky 80. It is Root after all.
You down with OPP?
(Yeah you know me!)
>>76954773
hes literally good looking
>>76954817
They need a top order bat though if Root is going to stay at four.
>>76954817
He should be keeping wicket.
Looking forward to some >bitchstow tbqh lads
>>76954859
Easily better than all current Australian batsmen bar Smoth.
>>76954838
ballance has atrocious technique and is the most hilarious choice for number 3 ever, joe clarke has great technique and actually moves his feet, literally just another jot root. convinced >we have some weird southern african quota going on
>>76954820
is tassie, dare I say it, the whitest and therefore most muscular and elite state?
faggot polynesian queenslanders need not apply
>>76954877
And Warnshit.
>>76954882
You're playing all the whites that SA can't play
>>76954891
Tassies lust for the BIC (Big Indian Cock)
>Liam Dawson
is this bait?
makes Agar look like Vettori
>test cricket in the winter
Ultimate comfy lads
>>76954919
>he rates that bespectacled wog
having a top order is a meme anyway
I know we here like to complain about selectors all the time, but I've personally thought England's selectors have been pretty much spot-on since the 2015 world cup in tests, barring maybe the spinners they took to India, but those weren't glaring. This is the first time I'm genuinely just so confused as to what they're trying to achieve here. Dawson? For what fucking purpose? I could understand leaving Rashid out if you didn't want to play two spinners, but Rashid is a better spinner AND a better batsman than Dawson. And he turns it more as a leggie. And has more experience.
Also Ballance at 3 is retarded, I'd stick him at 5. I'd put Moeen at 3 honestly.
>>76954773
he could literally pull 8s without breaking a sweat
>>76954942
2 spinners at lord's is retarded to begin with even without picking clearly the wrong player
also the idea of playing an extra bowler when it is clear to anyone that batting is our weakness and ballance a shit at test level
>>76954968
It's especially odd as Rashid has better batting stats too. The only think Dawson beats him on is economy. More hundreds, more fifties, more five-fors, higher batting average, lower bowling average, played in division 1 more...
>>76954942
We don't want too many ethnics in the team.The second Crane becomes reliable, he's the first choice spinner.
is jimmy Anderson actually going to play in the ashes? He has never bowled well over here, surely they've got other options
Life long New South Wales fan here lads, how is our squad looking this season?
>>76954995
this year is going to be the breakthrough for the Australian Ashwin
>>76954994
>surely they've got other options
>>76954994
umm literally humiliated your top order at adelaide in 2010 sweaty x
>>76954995
Which part of NSW are you from mate?
>>76954995
its looking full strength lad, ready to take on the world
>>76955031
How Steven Finn going? Has he sorted out his action yet?
>>76955033
Literally had Xavier Doherty playing that series lad
>>76954942
best position for ballance is 5 because his main issue is the new ball gets him in bother, but he has the mental toughness and concentration to bat long in tests. however, bairstow can't really bat in any position but 5, because stokes goes to shit as soon as you drop him below 6 because reasons and bairstow is too good for 7
you know what I like in my attack? right arm medium fast. literally can't ever have enough of them
best position for ballance is in the bin
>>76955064
root should be at #3, that's where your best bat is supposed to come in
I know Englel have two sets of brothers
Are any of them good at bowling?
>>76955085
this post will make Kikeal Cuck SEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHE
Not been on spee, nor /cric/ in years, is my good old buddy zerogoose alive or have all those KFC bargain buckets killed him?
Also who is left of the old gang - I only care about Aussie tripcunts like convict and JoshReynolds.
business idea: chuck ballance out, move root up and slot in samit patel
reminder a full strength new south wales would dominate the world
>>76955063
>LE it doesnt count because we were bad that series meme
seems to be a regular occurrence, one might say you are perhaps always bad
>>76955137
>two 5-0 series whitewashes in the past 10 years
>>76953233
>Mo selected again
Does anyone else think he's shit and needs to be dropped
>>76955105
A better idea would be to remove all kebab and stop having ISIS sympathisers in the team. Dawson is fine for a white spinner, Mason Crane can come in for our quota pakis too.
>>76955149
doesnt count we were shit
>>76955161
>tf
>tp
>>76955104
Yeah mate he brought back the trip too
Convict shows up occasionally. Joshy is a public trip
>>76955149
>bounceball
literally not even cricket
>bitchstow
Is this a T20?
de kock
rahul
williamson
smith
kohli
poot
wade+
Sir Ravindra Jadeja
starc
rabada
hazlewood
#nailedit
/Zachy B/
>>76955221
"No"
>>76955221
>poot at 6
>no amir
shouldn't have bothered desu
is a Joe Shit gets a 50 and gets out episode
>yawn
>>76955221
wade captain
>>76955266
Not too much wrong with it Tbh
Rather have a bloke that scores a consistent 50 over one that gets 100 and a duck
>>76955281
based Ankush how's the local talent mate?
>>76955282
t. Shane "Watto" Watson
So who is in the wrong with the pay dispute?
Should the players just accept the pay rise and stop whinging?
>>76955297
Pretty shit mate
tamim iqbal
nick browne
smith
root
joe clarke
stokes
sarfraz
amir
harmer
hazlewood
anderson
Is anyone here, dare I ask, non-white?
>>76955323
not me lad
>>76955323
yeah here mate
>>76955332
Fucking England...
>>76955330
Good old chum.
is Eleven Pingpong pregnant?
>>76955355
germany is worse lol
anyone in chelmsford wanna frot?
morning lads
get it because it's 12:06 am
haha
how are we all
amla
cook
root
williamson
smith
sarfraz (c & wk)
stokes
amir
rabada
hazelwood
herath
don't try and correct it because you can't
>>76955323
Chatswood resident here AMA
>>76955393
lol absolutely patrician
wtf r u me??
>>76955393
yep
>>76955323
beautiful olive skin here mate
watching the cricket lads
kraigg brathwaite
cook
smith (c)
ross taylor
samit patel
handscomb
saha (wk)
woakes
rabada
amir
zampa
>>76955441
yeah looks like a winner mate
Please nobody post slags in the tea break.
Thanks in advance.
@2:25 onwards is cricketing kino lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FpZS00L2c
>>76955463
Having a shower and shave for tea lads.
would fucking love herath to fizz one up in front of me
can someone tell me why Zachy B serves out his bans?
>>76955391
What are the winning lotto numbers lad
link 4 stream pls
>>76955542
dont understand this post
>>76955558
crichd
gonna wind up a few curries on r/cricket hehe
>>76955558
poorfags out
>tfw Extras STILL hasn't been offered a contract by Cricket Australia
>>76955542
no-one cared who he was before he got the ban
Just finished watching The Wire, definitely the greatest telly show of all time
>>76955542
>>76955598
have absolutely no idea what is meant by that post nor that response
>>76955626
Make a vocaroo
Prediction on target as usual.
would /cric/ shelter some poor /bundes/ refugees and tolerate their behavior? asking for a friend.
>>76955661
Predictions on my chances with the ladies on sat night mate?
pavement is a fantastic band
>>76955673
You have a better chance with the lads
>>76955673
sub zero
>>76955673
What's your strike rate and recent form like.
>>76955686
>>76955690
Not talking to you, cunts
tfw SR of 2
>>76955695
Yeah not my best run recently mate. Any tips?
>>76955706
you fuck 2% of all the women you meet?
>>76955711
just go up to them and ask if they like cricket
>>76955725
Hasn't worked well in the past
>>76955711
Dress sharp, solid eye contact and maximum of 5 drinks.
lettuce be reality theres literally no point in watching day 1 of test cricket
>>76955740
Thanks mate I'll keep you updated on how it goes
>>76955743
day 1 is the best
might start a new gimmick
lettuc be real time strategy game like halo wars based england are going to win this test comfortably
lettuce
>>76955740
Make sure to force her to always be one drink up from you.
When she says no force her.
>>76955823
KEK
>>76955814
t. Mayawhatever Ntini
once again I've been proven right RE: Philander
>>76955823
>catastrophically misread the signals
This feels like one of those autists think porn is real situations
Is he a known sperg?
lmao englel will get rekt in the ashes
literally their only decent bat is root whereas >we have stove + ausbabbies like warner
have such a deep understanding of test cricket that i dont even like it anymore
>>76955867
philander is terrible
Saw an unattended weber on the ground next to a park bench yesterday. Reckon it was a bomb or nah?
left nipple hurts to press and there's a definite mass under it
>>76955400
what floor do you live on?
tfw no haley richman gf
>>76956075
Are you pregnant? Sometimes lactation starts before the baby is born.
>>76956138
no but if i was i would masturbate endlessly
was about to make a post but forgot what is was
rabada on fraud watch
350 still on the cards
friendly reminder harmer is literally the south african graeme swann and would be playing right now were it not for racism
why did white poo peelanders/britons get so cucked by the BS maori's?
dead thread
sad
tfw ausgods care more about english cricket than english people
>>76955957
How delusional can you be?
Your cricket right now is almost as bad your rugby.
test
Still awake lads
honest thoughts on todays play-
england are literally amazing at cricket
maharaj is the worst bowler ever
rabada is no amir
the stumps should be 30 inches talll
england will win this series 4-0
>mahavag
Fucking gook moot.
Not too confident after those wickets went down.
Holy fucking dead thread
>>76956849
We don't care, and there's no material for bitter foreigners to meme about, so ded thred.
had a realisation that even though i have a prety nice looking dick my balls are pretty small,my inkling is if you have small balls youre not gonna make it
was gonna post this 5 hours ago:
what a pointless shitty review
coldplay are actually an alright band
absolutely adore aisha
>>76957437
kek
Is Joe Root elite?
You now remember /cric/ before the poo peelanders invaded and this retarded facebook posting british fuck came here.
Oh wait, no you don't, because every decent poster left after 2015.
If the only cricket on is England v South Africa, why is the thread full of poopeelians? Do they literally have nowhere else to shitpost?
have recently come to realise that tekken is the most cerebral of video games. to be good at tekken you literally have to be a powerhouse of knowledge: frama data, match-ups everything. tekken is literally the test cricket of video games, requires a similar level of study to unnderstand it. if . if u 1 v1 someone at tekken and defeat them, its basically a mutual understanding that you are cleverer and have more brain power than them
a full strength 1 v1 match at tekken is literally a brain tussle
does anyone know why hales isn't playing
reckon daniel secretly plays a mean kazuya
post people who did literally nothing wrong 1/3
2/3
roooot la
4/3
>>76958315
I just mash on the buttons usually
357/5 (87.0 ov)
357/5 (87.0 ov)
357/5 (87.0 ov)
friendly reminder if u think shit shitfrica are drawing this test match you are very much mistaken
Missus is out for the evening, can someone post that Glenn McGrath delivery chart picture?
>>76956849
Hiroshimoot killed 4chan mid thread
>>76960039
If you think Bongland are winning this match you are very much deluded.
Mark Good
Name a more cringy athlete on Instagram than Wayne Parnell.
>>76964582
I don't get it
Fucking hate university they messed up my timetable and made it impossible to do a full course load this semester, which means I lose my government allowances which means that I'll have to take up another job to be able to stay in the city and actually study which means that I'm going to do shit in my other units since I'll be too busy working
>>76965511
What uni lad?
>>76965647
Not telling.
need a gf lads
>>76965693
Is it in the Melbourne area?
>>76965767
Hang in there, lad, it will happen
a full strength 1 v1 match at tekken is literally a brain tussle
going to a rave tonight lads
looking forward to the anderson show today
>>76966497
dont do anything i wouldnt
dont really understand why the jennings dismissal yesterday is apparently pitching outside leg, if some the ball is on top of leg it should be in line, the lbw rule is a mess 2bh and needs major rework
Root will get 300 today
>>76966773
I'll root your mum 300 times today, lad
>>76966807
saved to my subhuman banter folder lads
lion (2016) looks like it has great manlytears potential
shant be watching until england bowl
>>76964582
He became a muzzie.
Most unlikable player on the team
morkel is a warrior for the white race
creasing at mahavag's bowling figures, feel very sorry for harmer
>>76967025
Muscular Australian cinema always does
Is Morkel the biggest mong in Cricket? Can't stop laughing at that little autistic spin he does before his spastic run-up, what is he on
nice thread
>>76967147
Why would someone in South Africa of all places convert?
The ECB has said they will not send a team to Australia until the dispute between the cricket board and its players is resolved
The real deadline for an ECB decision over the viability of the Ashes might come around mid-October.
chelmsford
>>76967351
as if anyone would ever let it get to the point where the ashes are in jeopardy
>>76967359
World Series mate
>>76967357
/frot/?
remember Blade lads?
>>76958005
I remember. Just popped in to see what /cric/ is like now, and I wish I hadn't.
Just shut it down.
>>76967389
literally used to watch the 1st one (think it was the 1st) every single day when i was like 10, never watched any sequels tho cause they looked shit
reminder that wogs like con stavros are not welcome in /cric/
>>76967404
yeah thought it was the hottest shit as a kid
crazy to think that was what started Marvel movies
blade was a fascinating film if im honest
love moeen
>>76967413
fucking detest wogs
especially that fag who always starts juventus threads
>>76967420
the blood party scene was god tier
>>76967429
England's bravest of all brave
Australian cricketers enjoy work benefits higher than "community standards" and they should accept the wage deal they have been offered, Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland said.
Mr Sutherland says the players association is engaged in a self-interested campaign against the new generation of workplace agreement that is letting its members down.
The ACA returned fire on Friday, accusing Mr Sutherland of giving "misleading and deceptive advice" to Australia’s elite cricketers.
Writing in The Australian newspaper on Friday, Mr Sutherland says that life in the cricket fraternity is good and that the Australian Cricketer’s Association pay claim had hurt the bargaining process, resulting in pay rises being delayed for months.
The 230 Australian cricketers remain embroiled in a bitter wages stand-off with Cricket Australia.
ACA hit back strongly on Friday, saying the CEO had misrepresented the key aspects of the dispute.
"We are delighted that James Sutherland has written this piece because it exposes the sort of misleading and deceptive advice he has been giving to Australia’s cricketers," the player’s chief said.
"Mr Sutherland's piece seriously misrepresents crucial aspects of the dispute and goes a long way towards explaining why MOU bargaining remains an unresolved mess."
Mr Nicholson said My Sutherland’s opinion piece contained serious factual misrepresentations.
"Mr Sutherland's piece is littered with misrepresentations, such as the blatant fiction that the ACA hasn't moved on pay when we changed our pay position during the previous bargaining cycle," he said.
day of the rope australians who dont like cricket will be first
Not enjoying this pay dispute saga.
I was hoping to finally experience an Ashes series when I moved to Melbourne.
a full strength nsw
>>76967563
Yeah I'm livid
>>76967336
hard to not look like a bit of a mong at 6'8
when your number 4 and 5 are duminy and bavuma
england will win by 200 runs at least
>>76967750
When your number 1 is Alastair Cook
Broad and Anderson will do bits on this wicket, I reckon.
>>76967771
At least he's not a disgusting quota pick holding us back from dominance like those two.
>>76967775
rate this post highly
>>76967803
Also,
>us
COLLAPSE
>>76967563
Did you buy Boxing Day tickets?
Literally flew over there last ashes for that test, incredible atmosphere
reckon anderson is the greatest new ball bowler of all time, not the kind of bowler who is ever going to chip in mid innings tho
>>76967831
>furious Australians and devastated Indians in 3...2.....
>>76967830
I want to, every time I have been there when a test has been on at the MCG, its been against meme teams. I would like my first time of going there to either be against England or >us
dont really get the blanderson meme either, the way he makes the ball swerve across both left and right handers(so two ways) at such ease is literally cricketing kino
truth bomb: amircunt has killed /cric/ and this dead thread is evidence
discuss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75tNVWh_sg
elite
>>76967871
kek mate, no indian can lay claim to any kind of greatness with regard to fast bowling
>>76967914
But they absolutely despise Anderson because of what he said about Kohli.
>>76967903
three years ago /cric/ only existed during the Australian summer freshie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBhKbF2xMA
Broad hasn't batted this well for years.
It's the rampant, low energy shitposting by those 14 year old kiwis who jerk each other off in /cric/ and /rug/ threads that need to puck off in order to make these threads worthwhile
>>76967949
kiwis are literally horrific posters, this is well established on every board
>>76967945
used to fucking hate it when the english middle order collapsed in the Ashes only for Broad and Moeen to put on a 30 - 40 odd partnership
>>76967949
completely agree
hate them
wicket this over
>>76967959
Hope Broad continues like this with the bat.Been the most disappointing part of his game in recent years.
>>76967949
Ok I'll vanish and you can go back to posting shit music all by yourself
Don't rate Elgar's captaincy lads. Faf would have never let the pressure off like this.
>>76967987
Well Faf will back for the second test, surely.
>>76967985
>thinks that post was me
youre completely retarded mate
love tailenders
think teams should just pick 11 bowlers, I'd watch that.
>>76967984
Got hit in the face once so now he's terrified of losing his pretty boy looks.
This is class.Broad should open in T20 cricket.
literally cant think of anything more irrelevant than a new zealander
Not happy with England's score lads.
>>76968042
Not like you guys to field so meh.
>getting hit for six by the Burnley Lara
>>76968066
They were shit in the ODI series and champ trophy too.
450 on the board
literally the perfect score
SA are getting absolutely dicked
>>76968078
All the no balls were outrageous too.
if england can bowl SA out twice for low totals they will win this match
>>76968066
miss Jhonty Rhodes
>>76968101
Mate have you ever watched a game of cricket before?
~220 AO
screencap this post
welcome to the england show
shane warne is literally the cricketing commentary equivalent of john mcenroe, theyre both pretty thick but drop truthbombs somehow
just looked in the mirror, am quite handsome
>>76968202
Baffles me how Warne can be so smart and so stupid simultaneously
>>76968138
yes many thats why i know so much
>>76968256
Post face.
>>76968259
He's basically an autistic savant of leg-spin.
>>76968272
im the marlon brando dead ringer on the right
>Heino Gunther Kuhn
they're calling up germans now?
Remember people thought Kane was better than Root
Ha ha ha
>>76968317
Why is there a random 40 year old man in this photo?
Is Lords really the only cricket ground with a slope?
It's definitely the only one where I hear them banging on about it constantly.
Remember people though Poot was better than GODth
Ha ha ha
>>76968353
lol which one
>>76968347
Kane is reddit personified
>>76968393
Alice Springs, but they don't play international games there
>>76968259
his game knowledge is unbelievable but he's an idiot. he can talk you through how to dismiss any batsman in world cricket then give you some knowledge bombs on which curry place has the tidiest vindaloo and get into some bogan banter with his mates
>>76968400
rate this post highly
>>76968399
>>76968409
>then give you some knowledge bombs on which curry place has the tidiest vindaloo
KEK that's the one thing he won't tell you
http://static.espncricinfo.com/db/ARCHIVE/1997-98/AUS_IN_IND/ARTICLES/WARNES_BEANS_06MAR1998.html
>>76968424
hes only like 23, iraqi but looks white
The only time he spat it was when he bit into a dinner roll sprinkled with caraway. A mouthful of aniseed-infused bread was not what his notoriously unadventurous palate had anticipated. His green eyes bulged wide in horror, and his face contorted like a test pilot subjected to fifteen-plus g-forces.
Opting not to discreetly swallow the morsel already in his mouth and avoid the remainder, he instead rasped up the barely chewed lump into a napkin. He then wrapped it hurriedly and frantically summoned a waiter.
‘Dunno what they’ve put in that, pal,’ he spluttered, handing over the parcel as if it contained an inexpertly wired bomb.
That was the end of Warne’s dalliance with fine dining. He dismissed, out of hand, the menu’s seafood delicacies, and instead suggested the chef might like to whip him up a bowl of spaghetti bolognaise. With a side of plain white bread.
By contrast, Stephen Waugh’s only concern was whether the press corps was indeed footing the entire bill. Upon learning that was the deal, he delighted in ordering a lobster entrée followed by a lobster main course.
>>76968454
kek I bet that's what he tells you
>>76968317
all the girls could get it
ugly blokes though
*farts*
>>76968476
le 4chan /cric/ alpha male post
who the fuck just farted
what went wrong lads?
>>76968498
say it as I see it mate
>>76968506
Sad!
le balding early 20s british lad look
how contrived
sad
tfw approaching mid to late 20s
>>76968317
im better looking AND better at cricket than any of the lads in this photo, which is a good feeling
>>76968543
Post face.
>>76968506
More concerned about this
im definitely top ~5% /cric/ posters in terms of raw pulling power
>>76968577
yeah looks like cancer
>>76968577
Fox Mulder tier """chin"""
What a boarding school twat.
Hate Buttler now.
>>76968577
a big forehead is masculine, need to fit this muscular brain in somewhere, friendly reminder ancient female apes selectively seeked out the most intelligent and inquisitive mates and that is why we all exist in the first place
>>76968622
yeah apes is a good comparison for english girls
/Zachy B/
charles styles mystery diners.
>>76968634
ermm english girls are literally a lot better looking than australasian girls,english guys are pretty bad tho yeah
how is it only 1:30 pm
>>76968750
australians are literally the next stage of anglo evolution
>>76968805
lol. but no, your island is where we sent all our wrongers
>>76968823
the next stage of anglo evolution
absolutely crazy to think i just happened to born in the country that gave birth to the modern world lads, as well as test cricket
sold my house the other day lads
>>76968857
chinese buy it lad?
Starc would have a wicket by now
australians are literally just fraudulent english people, i compel all of you to swear allegiance to the crown
You were also born in the country that invented poofterism lol
Adjusting prediction to a draw.
>>76968855
too bad it is a big pile of shit now
>>76968952
result confirmed
friendly reminder that no matter how australian you pretend to feel, motherland england will always have a deep place in your heart
>>76968823
>>76968828
exactly
our criminals would have been the most perfidious, devious and greedy of our society; all attributes admired by the anglo
hate fraud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
just come home lads
>Amla in
adore a nick to first slip
will kill myself if broad takes another
jeezuz
friendly reminder we're all english at heart
England more like New Pakistan lol
North England vs south England who wins and why is it the north?
>>76969206
literally takes a special kind of heathen to celebrate the demise of based england, i guess thats why youre there in the first place, you absolute demon
>>76969240
north easily
Pls get Amla out soon, scares me seeing him at the crease.
anderson is a bigger homebabby than ashwin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KCg_QEHtkY
it's so fucking hot lads
>>76969370
yeah thats why he terrorised the australian batting line up in australia 2010, ermm i think not arpit. fraudwin is the biggest shit of all shits
>>76969374
>20 degrees
>hot
Members of the MCG are fucking spooky, puts me in the mind of some sort of weird demonic sex cult with their jackets and their silent judgements.
>>76969433
freshie
>>76969401
>wickets against the weakest aussie side in the last 3 decades
wew
he failed every other time
>>76969482
cant believe u are throwing out the we wuz weak then meme, youre not even australian. sort it out lad
Will Bongland take more than 4 wickets today? Predicting no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnhwBHX6Xc
how did he get away with this lads?
>>76969510
>ignoring reality
this is the most cerebral man in cricketing history. sad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4BWx4hmGuk
very dissapointing bowling, obviously took the Piers Morgan criticism to heart
some lad from Guernsey is fielding
Wood is pretty rubbish, wish Woakes was fit.
where's plunkett
>>76969547
t.tight bodied little sister is getting anglo'd all across aussie uni campuses
>>76969709
pathetic
>>76969510
prove him wrong
heath streak could have taken a 10fer against that side
>>76969747
heath streak was literally a rich man's matthew hoggard, wish there was more footage of him online
its so fucking hot lads
really wanted to see S Cook
i have literally watched every test match that is available to watch on youtube
>>76969921
are there any? Like full matches?
>>76969911
literally impossibly good looking
>>76969938
yeah there is a few but too many, like ive been watching pakistan/new zealannd in sri lanka and stuff, i really wanna watch Australias tour of south africa where based harris took that last minute wicket, but aus are jew about highllights and theres basically nothing online
such a flat wicket
KEK just thought about how LIVID Daniel must be that his precious Hameed isn't playing
jesus christ stephen cook's face is just so rugged and handsome
>>76970060
His stats in the counties this season have been painful
>>76970105
think he's finished Tbh, hasn't looked good since his debut
>>76970105
selection based on looks is unironically a winner of an idea tho
is Jacques Rudolph related to Rudolph the red nosed reindeer ?
>>76970135
Also a fan on selecting based on the size of their rig
>>76970164
>Heazlett
has there actually been a worse selection in the history of this sport?
go on, prove me wrong
>>76970193
Bryce McGain was in tests so that trumps it
Still baffled by both decisions to this day though.
Some tasty paki on paki action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNFRG0mMwU
>>76970211
Bryce wasn't even the worst spinner picked in that era.
That probably goes to White, The Spud, Beer or XD
so drunk
in the august sun
>>76970257
QUESTIONABLE
The battle of the beards goes Moeen's way
and youre the kind of girl i like
actually White was pretty shit what the fuck was going on with that kek purged it from my memory
>>76970290
because you're empty and I'm empty
literally listened to that an hour ago
because youre empty
and im empty
doominy will score ~10
>>76970468
>>76970468
>>76970468
new thread
>>76970480
>six posts early